#leander please lemme hit

[loveyvampz]

I think . My period is encrouching upon me cause i’ve never needed a man with a FUGLY ASS HAIRCUT this bad

he looks like a different person in like all of these/hj

I’m a ride he wouldn’t survive . The wheels would come right off/ref

[everalii]

The Downfall of the Quidditch Princess

Pairing: Everett Clopton x Imelda Reyes

Fluff and Rivals to Lovers. I don't know, there's something about this pairing <3 hope y'all like! I've wrote this in one sitting, I'm sleep deprived and in pain, please be kind to me. English is not my first language.

Warnings: light cursing. Use of MC, also neutral. No proofread, we die like Solomon.

I promised to @yimmy-poo and here it is! Enjoy, love <3

The sky was still dark when Everett woke up in the morning, indeed a very surprising feat, considering how late he went to bed the night prior. But, he had a very important task.

He got up and changed his clothes in haste, trying not to wake Andrew, who snored in peace, He ran outside the Ravenclaw common room, casting a desilusionment charm to avoid being caught by Merlin knows who. Everett did not want to face the Grey Lady or Peeves so early in the morning.

The boy reached his destiny with ease, and met with Garreth just outside the Slytherin bathrooms.

-Oi, did you brought what I told you? - he asked silently.

-G'morning for you too, sweetpea. - Garreth joked, earning a frown from the Ravenclaw. - I did. You sure she'll come this early?

-Positive. Lemme do it.

Garreth dropped a suspicious vial containing a very weird looking liquid, it's colour changing from pink to magenta to bright purple, in Everett's hands. The duo entered the girls bathroom and installed the vial inside bathtubs faucet. A single motion with his wand and Everett couldn't see the small bottle anymore as it merged with the coppery material of the faucet. He shared a laugh with the Gryffindor.

-MC said this is the only tub Imelda bathes in. She'll know we did, and she'll come raging at us. - Everett stated. Garreth agreed. - Can't wait for it.

-The downfall of the Quidditch Princess!

The boys sneaked outside to the Great Hall to, finally, enjoy their breakfast.

Imelda ran wrapped in her towel, grabbing another and covering her hair, as she screamed in horror and rage. It was ridiculous, she should hide before someone saw.

She took her bath in peace, not noticing the colour of the water, until she stood up. The Slytherin looked at her image in the mirror not believing: her fingernails were golden, her lips were blue and her hair... was now bright red with a few blueish streaks. She looked like the accidental child between a Gryffindor and Ravenclaw flag. Imelda knew this had Garreths finger, but the blue? She inspected the bathroom, finding a strange keychain lost next to the bathtub: a minuscule broom. A broom? Who'd be the brave Ravenc-

-Bloody Clopton, I'm going to murder your ass! - she shouted slamming her dorm door closed.

Properly in her quidditch gear, with a dark red lipstick covering the blue hue of her lips, Imelda rushed to the Flying fields. Her eyes looked as murderous as Harlows, when she spotted both Everett and Garreth laughing with Natsai and MC, her blood went cold in the veins.

Everett felt his body lost its composure and everything begun to roll very quickly around him, he saw Garreth floating desperatly by his side as well. Suddenly, a broom handle hit the back of his head really hard.

-What the fuck, you two?! Really? This is all you can think?! - she screamed gesturing her hair.

-Hey, Imelda Reyes dyed her hair red? She looks like Leander Prewett! - someone shouted from near the gardens.

-Imelda Prewett, that's so lovely! They'll make quite a couple, so weird it'll be cute! - another one jested.

Imelda felt the anger boil inside her, shaking her wand to make the Gryffindor turn upside down as he fell to the ground with a loud thud.

-Weasley is too idiot to do something on his own, I know this was you! Can't accept that I'm a better flyer than you, eh? Fine! I'll make you eat my broom's straw! - Imelda pointed her crooked wand to Everett and released him from his floating prison, mounted her a simple broom from the stacks, motioning him to do the same.

-What? Can't take a simple prank, quidditch princess? You're loosing your temper for so little. - he provoked winking at her, faking a smile while swallowing dry as he picked a broom. A faint blush crossed her sharp features. - You're paying attention to us, peasants, and being fair for once, so I think the prank had it's effects.

-Shush and fly! To Hogsmead Station Balloons and back, the first one to arrive will have to make a public statement that the other is the best flyer!

A crowd was gathered around them, MC counted from 10 to 0, and both adversaries flew with haste. Imelda truly flew faster for a while, a strong breeze kept her from first place for a few minutes. Everett got up high in the sky, pointing his broom downwards to earn speed.

The Slytherin was fuming with rage as she did the same, projecting her body foward for aerodynamics. She was the first again as they got close to Hogsmeade Station. Imelda turned to face Everett and another very agressive gust of wind, threw her body out, she lost control of her broom.

Everett forced his own broom and was now in first place again, when he noticed Imelda struggling to regain control. Her broom hit a tree, and she fell with a shriek. The boy, worried, turned to look out for her, finding Imelda crushed on the ground, the broom was now a pile of destroyed wood and straw.

-Are you hurt? - he asked dismounting. The answer was a loud grunt, a huff and a scowl, Everett inspected Imelda. - This looks broken as the broom.

-Feels broken, I must correct. - She sat, holding her arm, definetely broken in the middle. Everett took notes of the faint tears pooling in her eyes, she was probably in pain. - S-shite, how am I going to fly now? This is your fault!

-Mine? This is what you get for competing with an unknown broom! Fair, but not the best. You're annoying. - he stated. Imelda's face contorted in pain. - Let's get you to the infirmary, I'm not getting scolded for hurting a pure blood.

-Oh, now blood purity is your problem? Can't accept that a woman is better than you? - she scolded. Everett clearly didn't cared, he stod and picked her in his arms - What are you doing?! Are you mad? Put me down at this instant!

-Shush, for Merlin's sake.

The Ravenclaw Accio'd his broom, mounting it with Imelda in his arms. Despite her distrust in his abilities, he flew perfectly holding her, not faltering for a bit. They landed on the Clock Tower grounds, with many students observing.

Everett kept Imelda in his arms, walking to the tower. His face showed no emotions.

-Let me go, I can walk. - she demanded. Everett smirked, mimicking a no with his head. Imelda rolled her eyes and a blush tinted her cheeks. - Let me go, Everett!

-No, I'm taking the quidditch princess to her tower! - confusion clouded her expression - Agree now that I'm the best flyer, princess?

Imelda noticed the people around whispering about their situation, her situation. It was embarassing.

-So, you're doing this to humiliate me? I'd rather Sebastian as the best flyer than you. I hit a tree, that's not fair.

-Ah, this hurts my feelings, I'd never humiliate you. I'm just caring for you. - he winked and she blushed furiously.

They reached the infirmary, nurse Blainey questioned both for informations and stated that Imelda's arm was, indeed, broken, and the effects of the potion the boys pranked her was almost gone. She ought to stay for a night.

Imelda got the little broom keychain and handed to Everett. Her hair only had a faint red hue on the ends, her fingers weren't yellow anymore.

-You forgot this. - he looked thoroughly the object, biting his lip. - Don't ever pull a prank on me again, Clopton. And I'm never saying you're the best.

-Well, that's the only way a peasant can get your attention, so I can't promise I won't try again. - he laughed. Everett searched for the nurse, only to find a closed curtains behind him, he leaned to Imelda and whispered in her ear. - But you'll say I'm the best someday, I'll wait.

Imelda's face was covered in a violent blush, and she used the good arm to smack his shoulder. Everett barked a laugh. He was shoved out by the nurse a few minutes later, and returned to the Great Hall to find Garreth and Sebastian chatting loudly.

-Who won? - Sebastian asked.

-We both lost. - he answered blatantly. Sebastian and Garreth shared suspicious look, and laughed.

Everett was lost in his mind the entire day, looking at the keychain, wandering what his next prank on her will be. Maybe, this time he'll earn a kiss, who knows?

[mauriooo]

when you’ve died inside so much that you put down your ocs as vines

(sorry in advance uwu i’ll link the vines on the names though)

(also just a warning i’m only cursing (albeit censored in most cases cos i’m a wimp) in this for the sake of the vine)

Skye - (@ her parents) ms keisha? ms keisha? oh my fxckin god she fxckin dead Pine - (Rico (dead boyfriend) don’t tell your mother ( P )  kiss one another ( R ) dIE FOR EACH OTHER-- Lavender - (cumulo (skye and lavender’s dad)) let me see what you have!! ( L ) a knife!! :) ( C ) nO-- (is stabbed) (prism (s/l’s mom)) oH MY GOD WHY DOES SHE HAVE A KNIFE-- (is also stabbed) CC - i eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy! and my heart has been severely damaged. so john if you’re out there- Pharaoh - (cc does something cool and/or hot while music plays in the background) wow,, Hawthorn - welcome to physics! (sets something on fire) AAAAAAAAAA HOLY MOTHER-- Genesis - (@ hawthorn talking to a police officer) hawthorn! is that a police? i’m calling the weed! (puts 420 into microwave) (disas on other end) 420 whatchu smokin-- Aurora/Downpour - ( A ) i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand! ( D ) POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HER!! ( A ) FXCK OFF-- Glitch - (hawthorn’s dad Bracken who is a big ol meanie) you stupid ( G ) no i’m not!! ( B ) what’s 9+10? ( G ) ...21 ( B ) yOU STUPID-- Matrix - (after bracken gives him food for the first time in a week (edgy backstory yay!!)) it’s an avocado! ...thanks,, Nova - hurr burr, i have jobs, and a wife, and a kid, and a mortgage and if i drop a bag of my favorite chips on the ground i don’t cry about it Aeria - (Nova, hearing weird flapping sounds) wait what’s that? is that a butterfly? (Aeria, doing the same thing with her ears and wings as in the original vine) ...it’s me Fiti - oh my gah! i think i found my berries!! (holds up a pinecone and takes a bite) (spits it out) ...not my berries :( Ka - (@ the soldiers ready to burn down the entire Gerania kingdom (fiti’s home)) i don’t know what you’re-- (first fire is lit) AAAAAAA-- YOU BETTER STOP, STOP!! BXTCH, STOP! AAAAAAAAAAA-- Blackjack/Hallo - ( H ) haha, it’s like we finish each other’sssss... ( B ) ...sssssSSSATAN WILL RIIIIIIIIISE-- Kohana - i’m nuts about these nuts! but i’m also nuts about my close good friends. (hallo, blackjack, and nimbus surround her) (voiceover) my close good friends! Nimbus - (learning how to fly with music in the background) we’re SOARIN (she slams into the ceiling) FLYINGGG~ Digit/Khloe - ( K ) do you ever want to talk about your emotions, digit? ( D ) mmmm.... no (matrix, faintly) i do ( K ) i know matrix ( M ) i’m sad ( K ) i know matrix Disas - (some random cashier) we actually have the chip reader now! (D, after hacking the cash register, holding up a tortilla chip) oh yeah? hmmmm (cashier) oh it’s not gonna work with that kind of-- (cash register) transaction complete :) (cashier) ...?????? Inklii - (anyone not a dog in the furry universe) is that a DOG in a CAR-- HEY! H E Y! ARE YOU- WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?? ( I ) (muffled barking) (random person) WHAT-- Artemis - (covering up her good eye so she can’t see) hi i’m sorry i didn’t see you there, i was too busy mmmmmm blockin out the haters Luna - (@ bee and sol) i love you bxtch,, i ain’t never gonna stop loving you BXTCH-- Sol - ( S ) that one friend that’s always cold (some random guild member) i’m cold.... ( S ) you’re always cold! but i’ll be damned if you’re not my friend. Bee - (@ sol) hey i’m lesbian ( S ) ...i thought you were Fioran?? Hazel - (seeing the Nothing (Horror Show antagonist, working name) for the first time) aAA-- AAAAAA!! (runs out) (comes back with a baseball bat) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (tries to hit it and fails cos it’s ~incorporeal~) Virus/Michael - (while he was still alive, in a mcdonalds, on a scooter, @ the cashier) do you know what a mcflip is? (the poor cashier) no ( M ) lemme show you (puts scooter on table and gets on) mcFLIP (does a flip off of the counter) Jinx/Cassidy - (anyone who’s ever reciprocated cassidy’s feelings after confessing) oh hey mailman whaddya got? (mailman) just this LETTER!! (reciprocator) aahhhh (mailman) aaaaaaahhhh (cassidy voiceover) jonathan, i don’t love you anymore Chance/Ezekiel - (sees cassidy with a knife) aa (gets stabbed by cassidy) aAA (watches cassidy stab lisa and then herself before he dies) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- Boo/Lisa - (B after becoming a ghost and seeing Jinx) AAAAAAAAAAA-- AAAAAA ( J ) why are you running? WHY are you running?? Gardenia - (Ashe, bringing in a bouquet) hey babe, happy 1 year (Gardenia, not understanding) ....i’m 23?? Ashe - (after setting off a fire alarm just by being in the room) (you kinda have to watch the original vine for this one) Meredy - i don’t care about my haters, and if you wanna fight me (pulls out knife) then fight me :) Connor - (Nikki) hey how much money do you have? ( C ) uh,, 69 cents ( N ) oop! you know what that means!! ( C ) (sniff) ...i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget :,( Nikki - (before getting prosthetics (xe was born with no arms)) do you think you could push the elevator button for me? (some jerk) no, nikki.... fxckin weirdo (throws water bottle at nikki) Renier - (entering a random room in Card Castle) i’m making copies!! (pushing past Clover) MOVE, i’m GAY (voiceover) in the Card Castle, being gay just has its perks Anais - (holding a fist-sized piece of jello) jello? more like hello (inhales the jello) (chokes) Coraline - who am i? let’s go to the beach, beach! .....ninki minjaj Edward - mr spider? why was it funny to bite me? (steps on spider) is it still funny, mr spider? (dies) Henry - haha! that is NOT correct! because according to the encyclopedia of (indescript lip smacking) Charity - ( C ) i am old! (literally any other zodiac) how old are you? ( C ) sIxTeEn!! i’m a grandmotha Alexander/Evan/Evelyn - (A, jokingly) hail satan! (E1/E2, at the same time) ...hail satan!! ( A ) (loses it) Leander - (as a kid while still alive) you’re disrespecting- you’re disrespecting a future US Army soldier!! (couldn’t find the original clip so have the memed one) Bianca - (Leander, yelling out the window) baaaa!! (Bianca, unamused but still willing to play along) bAAAAAA!!!! Griffin - (holding a coupon for two free tacos) yEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!! (seeing a jack in the box (i think that’s it) in the yet-to-be-named zodiac land) YESSSSS YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (completely normal voice at the register) i got two free tacos!! Jacques - (marlowe, after teaching him about memes, handing him an empty bottle) here! ( J ) ..this bxtch is empty! (throws bottle) yEET!!! Kai - (@ marlowe while henry and griffin are making out in his (marlowe’s) house) what the fxck-- is this allowed?? what the fxck, is that allowed?? ( H ) sTOP-- Marlowe - hey guys. good alternative to recycling. when you’re done with a glass bottle, eat it! fxckin eat the bottle-- Kibo/Melanie - (melanie) i brought you frankincense (kibo) thank you ( M ) and i brought you.... murrh ( K ) thank you (M, revealing all the people she’s killed for kibo’s love) murrh-DER!!! :D ( K ) (gasp) melanie.... no Lady Fate - (anyone) please, lady fate, just let me have ONE good day?? ( LF ) oh my god, you again? give it a rest, buddy! Piccolo/Newton - (N is sitting on a building) (voiceover) every step you take (P is behind him on a taller building) (voiceover) i’ll be watching you Mauri - *badly strumming guitar* hey, how you doing, well i’m doing just fine, i lied, i’m dying inside Emu - just click the link Aether - oh hi, thanks for checking in, i’m ~still a piece of garbage!!~