#le prince eric

[maluron]

*moi quand je me plains du Prince Eric* ohbonsang le prosélytisme sur le culte marial c'est une chose mais le ressentiment de l'auteur envers la simple existence des protestants est fatigant à force

*my bestie qui se plaint du Prince Eric en revanche* Je suis en train de lire la mort du prince Éric, il y a une erreur factuelle dans les villes de la ligne ferroviaire Paris Strasbourg, il écrit " Vaires Lagny Torcy Pomponnes" comme si c'était un enchaînement de gares, alors que pomponne et Lagny est c'est la même gare (plus exactement Lagny 15000 habitants a l'époque avait sa gare dans le village a côté de pomponne et Torcy a juste rien à voir avec schmilblic, c'est du mauvais côté de la marne ! (Oui c'est où j'ai fait mon stage)

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....

Oh yes he would!

One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014

GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017

In fact he already has ☺️

[eddiesvixen]

edit by @/joeqvn on tiktok

future emmy, oscar, golden globe winner joseph quinn🏆

[darkness-falls-tarot]

Joseph Quinn: year ahead spread for 2025. His general wellbeing and personal life.

All readings are alleged and for entertainment purposes only; please take each reading with a grain of salt.

General Well Being for 2025: 8 of pentacles reversed, knight of swords, page of cups - this upcoming year is a year of self discovery and reflection on his life. Joe feels like most of what’s he’s been doing hasn’t amounted to what he’d hoped for by this point in his life and he’s looking to turn that around; there’s something that will kickstart a fire inside him and motivate his life towards a goal he’s wanted for years. He’s been dreaming and working towards whatever this is and this year he may actually tackle it. I see this is something he is particularly passionate about; perhaps a self funded project or maybe writing a film or something with his friends?

Oracle card: open to receive - Joe is ready to take whatever comes his way this new year. He’s had so much enter his life recently that he’s not ready to back away yet.

Career: 3 of wands, the hermit, 5 of swords reversed - for Joe I think he wants to grow more in his career. Not just acting but making the films from the ground up; Joe has a love of the art itself and he is wandering if now is a good time to start making movies and not just star in them. As an actor I think he’s feeling slightly stuck playing the same character or something similar; he may be seen in a similar light so much and he wants to break away from that. By making his own story he could tell something different and also play a role he feels drawn to.

Oracle card: revelations await - this could be a good time for Joe to try something different; he may learn from the success or failure of these projects and they could help him grow as an actor and a future filmmaker. Lessons are there for him both good and bad.

Awards prospects: the hierophant reversed, strength, 6 of swords - I don’t think Joe will have a good chance for any awards this year. Things seem rigged or there is an outside force who doesn’t think Joe should get anything this year. But Joe is taking this in stride, he knows that you don’t need awards to prove you’re a good actor; his peers have given him all the respect he needs. He’s looking onward to what he can accomplish down the road and what he will do.

Types of roles he’ll be offered: the Star reversed, temperance, ace of pentacles reversed - the biggest role Joe will get this upcoming year won’t exactly be one he wants but similar to something he’s done in the past; it doesn’t exactly offer him a challenge or anything new but it will get his name in some good press. But he may be looking so hard for a perfect role that one he could really benefit from may pass by him entirely. The ace of pentacles in reverse shows a role is there but Joe is not paying attention; he’s so focused on the big chance he’s not seeing the potential of this work that may be offered. Unless Joe opens his eyes he may be stuck in a rut for a while.

Friendships: the devil, the fool reversed, ace of cups reversed - oh Joe. It looks like Joe has a rather toxic friend in his life who has made him feel lost and isolated from his peers. Being near this person has left him feeling drained of joy and energy. I don’t know who this person is but Joe may feel so down on himself because of this individual; they seem to be keen on starting drama and making him feel less than he is. It may be time to drop this person completely out of his life before he loses that spark of joy in his heart.

Oracle card: key on a ring - this person is stringing Joe along; pretending to be a trusting soul or someone he can count on when on reality they’re having a laugh seeing him suffer. It’s not a great bond and definitely needs to end for his benefit.

Relationships: 7 of swords, Queen of swords, 9 of cups, knight of cups - for Joe it seems he may have been deceived by love in the past. Someone tricked him and broke his heart, but Joe may feel like he can stand on his own and find something within himself this upcoming year; he will find some courage and motivations never had before. This could potentially intrigue someone who actually is everything Joe wants in a partner and will definitely treasure him. A love that is made for the romance novels. If it’s not another person he finds, Joe may find some much needed self love that he’s never been able to show himself and finally face those demons.

Oracle card: mask - Joe may still be hiding some secrets from his partners or he’s pretending to be what they want him to be in order to find love. He’s showing the people in his life who they want to see, not what the real Joe is.

Family Life: Queen of wands, 4 of wands, the wheel of fortune - Joe’s family and he will be doing very well this year. I think they may take a vacation together when they have some time to do so, and Joe will probably spend some time with his mum when he’s not filming; he may feel like he needs her this year. Some changes may happen like his sister may bring a new partner into the mix, or his mum may meet someone. There is a new opportunity opening for them amidst all the joy; this can aid in that moment or break it.

Oracle card: Abundance - loads of wonderful opportunities coming to the Quinn family this year. This could be from Joe’s work or just some family bonding. Either way things are really looking great for the family as a whole and lots of wonderful things coming their way this year.

Lessons he needs to learn: 9 of wands reversed, the emperor, 2 of pentacles - Joe may feel a bit defeated and beaten down these days; think the opening of the new Superman trailer. Where Superman is beaten and bloodied where normally he’s never hurt; for Joe he’s not feeling like he can go on, but that’s because Joe is not planning. Joe needs to think things over and as the 2 of pentacles suggest, prioritize things properly. Joe is still new to fame and this level of work; he needs to think practically for himself and what he can handle but also what is really important. While having work is great if it stresses him out there is no problem taking a break. Or if you don’t know what to do, it’s okay to step back and ask someone you trust to give you advice. Joe needs to just not overwhelm himself with work and extra things to do; he should remember that it’s okay to step back and just be Joe for a little while too.

January: king of swords reversed, ignite creation - currently Joe’s life is a mess and he’s in desperate need to get things back to where they were. He could use this opportunity to fuel the drama for a script or something he’s been working on for years. Take your broken heart and turn it into art.

February: strength, steady progress - by this time things will begin to look up for Joe in some way. It’s a slow process but the battles he’s fought will lead him to some level of success and confidence he never had before. He will now be ready for anything.

March: 2 of cups reversed, true intentions - Joe may have some struggles during this time. He could see what someone had planned and that once green pasture is now seen as a slaughter ground and he knows what was prepared for him.

April: the chariot, turn the page - Joe seems to fluctuate this upcoming year as in April he will be extremely ambitious and driving towards a goal. Perhaps a new role will be laid before him and he will take the chance to try and go for it. It’s a new day for him in April.

May: 6 of pentacles, tide of transition - I’m feeling like this month Joe will make an appearance as Johnny Storm at a children’s hospital like Tom Holland did as Spider-Man. This will be both for promoting the movie but also something Joe really wants to do. He’s going to take this chance to have the world see him as Johnny Storm the first time doing some good. He wants the world to embrace his new role and love him.

June: 7 of pentacles, unwavering faith - Joe has been working very hard for something. This could be a side project or something else he’s extremely passionate about. It pays off for him and it’s all due to his unwillingness to give up on it. In June it may come to fruition or we may hear him speak of it for the first time.

July: the hanged man reversed, growth potential, magic opportunity, release burdens - Joe may feel some resistance to embrace a change in his life at this time. This is the month Fantastic Four comes out; he could be having some second thoughts on his future and what he is going to bring to it. But this is going to be a time that will make him stronger, give him more chances to grow as an actor and maybe even in life, and he doesn’t need to be afraid. Joe knew when he chose the role what would happen and he felt sure then, he will remember that and know it’s okay.

August: knight of swords, desert of isolation - Joe will be feeling extremely daring and ambitious in August. He may work on new movies or be talking about some opportunities but he’s not going to be in the public eye that much. He will take his time to try and figure out what he wants without the world trying to decide for him.

September: 4 of pentacles reversed, thrive and believe - there may be some relationship in his life that will no longer serve him as an important one. Joe may see this and know it’s time to grow up and find something better in his life. He’s ready for a change and sometimes that means letting go of the past.

October: 8 of wands reversed, see what’s real - some setbacks will present themselves which will cause some frustration with Joe about the future. But sometimes things stall in order for us to actually see what we need in life. While Joe may see it as everything against him, this will actually be everything working for him.

November: 5 of swords reversed, make a change - there was some problems in Joe life. Perhaps a fight or a fallout with a friend or colleague; but by this time things will have smoothed over and the pair will find a way to mend the damage caused by the spat. Things good as both will have learned the lesson they needed to from both the fight and the time away. They can improve their relationship by this conflict.

December: 10 of swords reversed, almost there - the worst battles are over. Joe will be going through some serious battles this year but that will make him stronger in the end and surviving this will make him a tough opponent in the industry. He will get the life he wants with this; it’s not quite there yet but he’s going through these trials that will shape him into who he needs to become.

[spider-quinn]

Updated ERAS Design 🤩

Before: (pre-Hoard, AQPDO, & Gladiator 2 trailer) After:

[drolesdedalesalbumphoto]

L'épisode "Le prince de ces dames".

[marjoange34]

Sims 4 Le Prince Eric Va Rejoindre Ariel@SimsetteGirl

[crimsonender]

Lily. You are no match for the supreme powers of my evil autism. Here is a non exhaustive list of well written, complicated but inarguably villainous characters the audience is intended to and does sympathize with!

Josh Kiryu (The World Ends with You)

V (V for Vendetta)

Light Yagami (Death Note)

Crowley (Supernatural)

Sephiroth (Final Fantasy)

Ryo Asuka (Devilman)

Xehanort (Kingdom Hearts)

Azula (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)

Killmonger (Black Panther)

Ben Linus (Lost)

Ashley Graves (The Coffin of Andy And Leyley)

Andrew Graves (The Coffin of Andy and Leyley)

Poison Ivy (DC)

Gollum/Smeagol (The Lord of the Rings)

Doctor Freeze (DC)

Satan (Paradise Lost)

Makima (Chainsaw Man)

Hades (Hadestown)

Eric (Phantom of the Opera)

Sister Jude Martin (American Horror Story)

Johnny (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

Miranda Priestly (The Devil wears Prada)

Sweeny Todd (Sweeny Todd)

Velma Kelley (Chicago)

John Gaius (Locked Tomb)

Solas (Dragon Age)

Griffith (Berserk)

Javert (Le Miserables)

Starscream (Transformers)

Mystique (X-Men)

Zim (Invader Zim)

Frankenstein's Monster (Frankenstein)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Lotor (Voltron Legendary Defenders)

Elphaba Thropp (Wicked [Book Only])

Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

The Batter (OFF)

Blaine DeBeers (iZombie)

Zoisite and Kunzite (Sailor Moon)

Annie Wilkes (Misery)

Woodes Rogers (Black Sails)

Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Aravose (The Dragon Prince)

Kagura (Inuyasha)

Demona (Gargoyles)

Two-Face (Batman)

Tai Lung (Kung-Fu Panda)

Roy Batty (Blade Runner)

Lelouch (Code Geass)

Your mileage may vary of course, but we all know the reason why Lily said 50 to begin with was so that no one could possibly challenge her. Unfortunately for her, I, an extremely autistic man am not afraid of a challenge. If anyone else wants to add to my list go ahead! 😊

[desviesennoiretblanc]

Quelques phrases lues en 2024

En 2019, six Martine ont été engendrées par six familles courageusement rebelles aux appellations du jour.

Je ne vais faire que ça désormais : chercher partout des yeux qui me cherchaient partout.

À l'époque où je ne la connaissais pas, j'attendais déjà Anne Lebedele.

J'aime les lieux délabrés, j'en habite un.

[...] on disait chochotte quand j'étais petite pour les enfants délicats qui faisaient toujours des manières ou des histoires, et ça n'était pas un compliment, surtout pour les garçons.

Elle en était convaincue : si les hommes étaient capables d'échanger avec la même profondeur que les arbres, ils cesseraient de s'entre-tuer.

Chaque appartement qui se respecte, selon vous, devrait avoir, en vis-à-vis, un hôtel confortable.

Chaque soir nous jouions à ne pas mourir.

Les langues de vieux ne parlent que le patois et n'ont embrassé qu'une seule bouche.

Il y a cent mille espèces d'amour, inventées séparément, toujours plus ingénieuses, et chacune d'entre elles engendre des choses nouvelles.

À ceux qui l'écoutaient, il parlait des nuages et des larmes, de ces mondes lointains, de toutes ces choses de la terre et du ciel que ne savent que les enfants et les fous.

Il neigeait un tout petit peu, dehors, tellement peu que si je l'avais voulu, simplement pour m'amuser, je crois que j'aurais pu éviter les rares flocons qui tombaient et, le nez en l'air, en zigzaguant sur le trottoir, parvenir ainsi jusqu'au bout de la rue, sans qu'aucun m'ait atteint.

À quand remontait la dernière fois que les habitants de cette impasse avaient vu passer sous leurs fenêtres une Renault immatriculée dans les Bouches-du-Rhône ?

Face à face, chacune clouée sur son mur, une publicité pour Pepsi et l'autre pour Coca qui se regardent en chiens de faïence.

Il y a toutes sortes de gens dans le monde.

Les mensonges, c'est comme les os de poulet. Ils se coincent dans mon gosier et je les recrache.

J'aimais les insultes qui fusaient au bord des terrains de foot.

Parfois chez moi, quand il n'y a que les murs, je touche les murs qui me touchent en retour, est-ce que c'est faire le mur ?

Je refusais de cauchemarder de nouveau à cause d'une image.

Mélanie Martin était célèbre dans le pays pour avoir vu, en chair et en os, à l'occasion d'un baptême, Léon Zitrone.

Combien de fois dans ma vie ai-je prononcé la phrase suivante : « J'étais au collège à Sancerre » ? Et pour cause : j'étais au collège à Sancerre.

Il éclusa son whisky et, au lieu d'en commander un autre, opta pour une vodka comme s'il était facile de passer des États-Unis à la Russie.

Un clair de lune est-il rien d'autre, au fond, que quelque chose de quotidien, offert au mendiant comme au prince ?

C'est bien compliqué, la vie d'écrivain mais moins que la vie de non-écrivain.

Une année de lecture passée notamment en compagnie de Jean-Pierre Martin, Cédric Sapin-Dufour, Christian Oster, Olivier Rolin, Marie-Hélène Lafon, Marie Charel, Eric Faye, Camille Laurens, Marion Fayolle, Richard Powers, Étienne Kern, Joël Egloff, Sylvain Prudhomme, Régis Jauffret, Philippe Jaenada, Paul Auster, Antoine Wauters, Julie Marx, Yannick Haenel, Paul Fournel, Tanguy Viel, Enrique Vila-Matas, Robert Walser et Mathieu Lindon.

Bonne fêtes de fin d'année à toutes et à tous 🎅

[shakemeetsworld]

I saw this and had a lot of thoughts and feelings about it, so I decided to write something up.

Ok yes, I completely agree with the female side of this. They were not looking for love and marriage but something greater than themselves and the small worlds they occupied.  I think Cinderella was open to marriage and love to get out of her miserable existence, and wanted to go to the ball not only to get out of the house, but because every eligible maiden in the kingdom was to attend.  And she’s a rule follower, clearly, since she obeys her stepmother and stepsister’s every command. (Granted if she didn’t she’d be thrown out probably.)

The men on the other hand, I’m not convinced all of these men wanted marriage, or only wanted marriage.  The Beast basically wanted to be left alone.  He knew he had to find love to break the curse but by the time Belle came along he seemed pretty resigned to that never happening.  While his staff clearly wanted Belle around to hopefully break the spell, I don’t think the Beast agreed to trade her for her father for that reason.  He was scared of the outside world and its judgment of him, and found Maurice’s intrusion threatening.  And by that point had become so beastly that all he knew was anger and violence.  (A great metaphor for the only acceptable masculine emotions and actions.)  So he kept him and then her as a prisoner until his staff said, maybe this could do something and he gave in to them.

With Prince Eric and Prince Charming, I think marriage was what was expected of them because of their titles and the time periods.  Eric seemed much more interested in adventure and exploration than in romance and marriage.  And when he thought he’d found the woman that saved his life it was just the thing to do to marry her.  And the King was the one pushing Charming to get married and set up the ball for that purpose.  We don’t really get much personality from him so I can’t say he didn’t want that but we don’t get a sense that that’s his sole goal.

I completely understand that Disney and fairy tales give people unrealistic expectations of love.  And yes to us now it’s ridiculous to “fall in love” almost instantly.  But we forget that most of these tales come from a time when your options were limited or decided for you.  And marriage wasn’t about love necessarily, it was procreation and expectation, and for the woman security.  Eric found a girl who cared enough to save him so of course marrying her makes sense.  Then when he finds out it's also the girl who also seemed to enjoy adventure like him and captivated him for the last few days, well win-win. Charming found a woman he could stand for more than 10 minutes after meeting all the women in the kingdom, so sure she’ll do.  The Beast and Belle are more realistic because it’s clear they got to know each other over a longer period of time.  It feels like months have probably passed.  And they found similar interests with the library.  That being said, they all waited until they found someone they genuinely liked, even if they knew immediately.  The timeline is unrealistic and so is the image of perfection that’s created with these romances.  Things in reality won’t be perfect and the connection won’t be immediate.  But I also feel like these stories of “true love” also gave me a desire not to settle.

I understand the point that this post is trying to make, and it is a good one.  There is much to be said about most things being shown through the male gaze and patriarchy.  And yes, as a society we forget/don’t care about the wants of women.  But I honestly feel like using these fairy tales as an example of that misses the point of many of these stories.  Sure Ariel married Eric, but a life on land and then a life with him was what she wanted in the story.  The whole story is about what she wanted.  And how she had to give up her voice to be heard.  And yes Belle was kept as a prisoner at first, and her story can be likened to Stockholm Syndrome of course.  Though once the Beast learned to love her he let her go and she chose to return. As a little girl growing up with these stories, sure I learned that love and marriage is the goal.  But I also learned from Belle that it’s ok to be different, to want more for your life than what you’ve been given, and to fight for what you believe in.  First she fought for her father’s wellbeing and then stood up to the town to defend the Beast.  I learned from Ariel that curiosity can take you to great places, that there’s always more to learn, and that we don’t need to be afraid of what we don’t know. Cinderella taught me that even when life is unfair or hard, to try to have a positive attitude and hope for a better future, and to ask for what you want.  She asked to go to the ball and tried so hard to make that happen even when the odds were stacked against her.

And honestly these men taught me things too.  The Beast taught me that people can change when given support.  Prince Charming and Prince Eric taught me to never give up searching for your dreams.

We absolutely need to talk more about the wants and desires of women.  And we need to stop putting marriage as the end goal for everyone.  But let’s not put these fairy tales in an anti-feminist box without exploring the nuances.  And maybe let’s use more real world examples of how patriarchy erases the desires of women and makes them into objects for the purposes of men and their desires.  Because there are plenty of those, and by using real examples we give kids (and adults) more practical and tangible problems to be aware of.

[dreammakcr]

( most wanted ships! warning - this is an extensive list )

bellatrix black/tom riddle

george weasley/hermione granger

george weasley/angelina johnson

ginny weasely/draco malfoy

ginny weasley/harry potter

hermione granger/ron weasley

hermione granger/draco malfoy

lily evans/james potter

lily evans/remus lupin

narcissa black/lucius malfoy

neville longbottom/hannah abbot

neville longbottom/luna lovegood

rose weasley/teddy lupin

rose weasley/scorpius malfoy

alice cullen/jasper hale

alice cullen/bella swan

bella swan/edward cullen

carlisle cullen/esme cullen

charlie swan/sue clearwater

emmett cullen/rosalie hale

katrina denali/garrett

tanya denali/edward cullen

winona uley/renesmee cullen

alicent hightower/rhaenyra targaryen

sansa stark/theon greyjoy

myrcella baratheon/robb stark

adam auradon/belle

amelia thermopolis/nicholas devereaux

anastasia romanov/dimitri

ariel triton/eric

charlotte la bouff/tiana

flynn ryder/rapunzel

jasmine shah/aladdin

kim possible/shego

kim possible/ron stopable

megara/hercules

tiana maladonia/naveen

amarantha/tamlin

azriel/elain archeron

azriel/gwyneth berdara

cassian/nesta archeron

feyre archeron/tamlin

feyre archeron/rhysand

lucien vanserra/elain archeron

morrigan/emerie

blossom sungaze/nyx

tamlin sungaze/elain archeron

anne boleyn/catherine of aragon

anne boleyn/katherine howard

katherine howard/thomas culpeper

elphaba thropp/glinda upland

elphaba thropp/fiyero tigelaar

maureen johnson/joanne jefferson

mimi marquez/roger davis

dean winchester/jo harvelle

mary winchester/john winchester

aphrodite/ares

hades/persephone

bruce wayne/selina kyle

clark kent/lois lane

diana prince/bruce wayne

diana prince/steve trevor

harleen quinzel/pamela isley

phoebe halliwell/coop

phoebe halliwell/cole

piper halliwell/leo wyatt

inuyasha/kagome

mamoru chiba/usagi tsukino

amy santiago/jake peralta

bo dennis/dyson thornwood 

bo dennis/lauren lewis

david nolan/mary margaret blanchard

hale santiago/kenzi malikov

olivia benson/elliot stabler

regina mills/robin hood

veronica mars/logan echolls

elizabeth bennett/mr. darcy

elle woods/emmett forest

elle woods/vivian kensington

ian o'shea/wanderer

alessandra stathos/kallias

cardan greenbriar/jude duarte

elizabeth comstock/booker dewitt

karlach cliffgate/wyll ravengard

lou le blanc/reid diggory

wrath/emilia di carlo

[medievalandfantasymelee]

Hot Medieval & Fantasy Men Melee Masterpost

Qualifying Round: Day 7

Robert of Artois [Jean Piat] VS. Mehmed II [Cem Yiğit Uzümoğlu]

Tormund Giantsbane [Kristofer Hivju] VS. Sir Lancelot [Luc Simon]

Legolas [Orlando Bloom] VS. Shah Ala Ad Daula [Olivier Martinez]

Sir Lancelot [Richard Gere] VS. Rollo [Clive Standen]

Henry V [Laurence Olivier] VS. Saruman [Christopher Lee]

Théoden [Bernard Hill] VS. Steapa [Adrian Bouchet]

Taunting French Guard [John Cleese] VS. Richard III [Aneurin Barnard]

Jaime Lannister [Nikolaj Coster-Waldau] VS. Wat [Alan Tudyk]

Daario Naharis [Michel Huissman] VS. Kíli [Aiden Turner]

Osferth [Ewan Mitchell] VS. Robin Hood [Jonas Armstrong]

Jacques le Gris [Adam Driver] VS. Rodrigo Borgia [Jeremy Irons]

Stannis Baratheon [Stephen Dillane] VS. Ivar the Boneless [Alex Høgh Anderson]

Guildenstern [Tim Roth] VS. Caspian X [Ben Barnes]

High King Peter the Magnificent [Noah Huntley] VS. Robin Hood [Errol Flynn]

Little John [Eric Allan Kramer] VS. Pippin Took [Billy Boyd]

Uhtred of Bebbanburg [Alexander Dreymon] VS. Robin Hood [Michael Praed]

Sihtric Kjartansson [Arnas Fedaravičius] VS. Robin Longstride [Russell Crowe]

Cinderella's Prince [Chris Pine] VS. Edgin Darvis [Chris Pine]

Tom Builder [Rufus Sewell] VS. Thomas Cromwell [Mark Rylance]

Count Adehemar [Rufus Sewell] VS. Sir Bowen [Dennis Quaid]

[ericmie]

GERMAINE BERTON

De beau palace en vieille turne

De Washington jusqu'à Moscou

Dans les esprits ou dans les urnes

Oui, l'extrême-droite est partout

C'est le grand retour en arrière

Le grand retour aux années 30

Avec sa morale guerrière

Et sa gomina écœurante

On a fusillé dans les dunes

Le petit Prince et son mouton

Ce siècle pourri manque d'une

Nouvelle Germaine Berton...

Entendez-vous dans les campagnes

Crânes tondus, barres de fer

Pauvres enfants qui se castagnent

Pour les clowns de la fachosphère 

Un autre s'en prend aux parents

Vincent manipule les foules

Et revoilà sur nos écrans

L'action française et sa cagoule

Patriotards méfiez-vous d'une

Levée, d'un retour de bâton

Mort aux cons en chemises brunes 

Et vive Germaine Berton ! 

Pour Aragon c'est un symbole

Une femme en tout admirable

Quand pour d'autres c'est une folle

Une tueuse épouvantable

Pour André Breton c'est la fée

Qu'on attendait depuis l'enfer

Une anarchiste qui a fait

Ce que nous n’avons pas su faire 

Moi qui suis toujours dans la lune

Fleur bleue aux vers de mirliton

Je rêve pour ce siècle d'une

Nouvelle Germaine Berton...

29 Décembre 2024, Eric MIE

[descendantofthesparrow]

what i got so far-this is only a draft

-Rise of Red rewrite-no knowledge of canon plot les goo-

-camera/shot zooms across Auradon and the freed isle, which has been overgrown with foliage as the people of the isle had abandoned the place they called prison, Uma begins to narrate as the camera pans over to Auradon prep and stained glass images of famous Disney princesses and princes-

Uma: I'm sure you know all the tales by now. how Prince Phillip defeated Maleficent and woke up the Princess Aurora with true loves kiss, how Prince Eric saved Ariel by spearing Ursula with a sunken ship, and how Tiana defeated the shadow man and learned love was all she really needed.

You've heard them all before, and I'm sure you've heard our stories, how the vks choose good, to rise above our parent's pasts, to become more than just 'villain kids'. Well, now it's time for a new tale, for the 'new' vks and auradon kids who are just waiting to tell their story, and it's sure to be an exciting one.

Because, you didnt think that was the end of the story...did you? (Uma laugh™)

-end opening credits with classic Descendants title card, the apple breaking to reveal the queen of hearts card-

-scene one-

-the Camera pans back to Auradon prep, the Descendants ost music in the background as it pans across portraits of the graduated vks from the last 3 movies, along with official portraits of ex-King Beast and ex-Queen Belle, and the current king and queen of Auradon-Ben and Mal, Mal’s plum purple hair streaked with blue is tied back into a low bun, her bangs framing her face with the queens crown upon her head, wearing a elegant blue/purple dress that compliments Ben’s royal suit, which bears a golden sash and gold braiding hanging off his shoulder from his shoulder paldrons. Both are smiling at the camera, Mal sitting in a chair with Ben behind her, his crown upon his head as his hands rest on Mal’s bare shoulders-

-The camera continues to pan out of Auradon prep and into a nearby rabbit hole, disappearing into a vortex of wonderland magic as the music changes into a more wonderland vibe, going through the scenery of wonderland, passing by the queen of hearts castle until it goes into the city of hearts, where a girl draped in red and blacks carrying a big duffle bag appears on screen, the camera following her feet until she steps in front of a blank red brick wall. She drops the duffle bag, the ost for rotten to the core starts, takes out several spray cans, and begins to put up her art; mimicking Mal from D1 as she puts up a queen of hearts style of ‘long live evil!’.-

-the girl finishes the piece after a little montage of her laying it down, a smirk on her obscured face. The music cuts suddenly as a rageful voice echoes out from the castle. “QUINN HEARTS!!!” The girl ducks down and stuffs her spray cans into the bag, booking it back across the city towards the castle. Upon arriving in the gardens she chunks the bag into a set of bushes, takes off her jacket, hides behind a bush, and reappears in a different outfit, revealing her face as she quickly fixes up her hair into her rose buns.-

-“Quinn hearts!!!” the rageful voice says again and Quinn/Red grabs a pair of boots she left by the side door as she heads inside, hurridly shoving them on as she holds bobby pins In her mouth, zipping them up and finishing her hair before booking it towards the throne room, skidding to a stop right before entering and taking a breath before throwing open the doors and strutting in, head held high. “mother, I could hear you from gardens, you didn’t need to let the whole kingdom know it was time for tea.” Quinn snarks and the queen of hearts huffs

yeah idk im going off vibes

[brokenfuturerpg]

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[panic-at-the-fiction]

Masterlist

Stories I have written, characters I will write for. If you think the names are cringy you try naming stuff. It’s hard.

Smut🔥

*Series

Prompts list

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington

Drive In🔥

Road Trip

Pizza girl

Eddie Munson

The Death of You

Jonathan Byers

Jump, Then Fall

Vampire Diaries

Kol Mikaelsons

*Hello Darling🔥

Elijah Mikaelson

*Family

*Till Death do us Part

Stefan Salvatore

Jeremy Gilbert

Missing You

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

Various and Sundry Villains

Jack Kline

Reunions

Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes

Merlin

Merlin

Arthur Pendragon

The Irregulars

Billy

You shouldn’t easdrop

I care for you

Big Time Rush

Kendall Knight

One Good Love Song

Once Upon a Time

Jefferson Hatter

True Loves Kiss

The X-men

Peter Maximoff

*1973

*1983

New in Town

Haunted House

Alex Summers

Tattoos🔥

Le t’s Talk about Cuba🔥

Scott Summers

Charles Xavier

Eric Lensher

The Hunger Games

Finnick Odair

Yes they are all bad puns, no I will not be taking constructive criticism right now, only more ideas.

Oh dear

Oh dair he is

The Finnick games

Fic-nnick

Star Wars

Filthy Headcannons🔥

Part one

Part two

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Din Djarin

This is that Way

Anakin Skywalker

Marvel

Bucky

*A Problem to work with

Any of the hot ones. I’m not gonna type all of their names out if I don’t even have any stories for them yet.

Harry Potter

Remus Lupin

The Goblin King

Sirius Black

I Killed Peter Pettigrew

Draco Malfoy

Honestly just about anyone.

DC

The Flash

Julian Alberts

The office jerk

The Chronicles of Narnia

Peter Pevensie

Adults🔥

Edmund Pevensie

Prince Caspian

Vox Machina

Percy De Rolo

Cowboy like me pt1

Cowboy like me pt 2

Vax’ildan