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for anyone wondering what it actually smells like, it's kinda like an earthy mahogany cologne but toned down and with like a sweet clean laundry smell (in my opinion.) it's exactly what I expect him to smell like, the only thing missing is that he would also smell like stale cigarette smoke.

That Eddie Munson’s leather jacket bath and body works candle is no joke it smells so fucking good and just like him I swear to god

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Hai! Would you be okay writing sfw and nsfw dating headcanons for eric (aqpdo) x reader? please :)

absolutely!!! I currently don't have internet and I do all of my writing on my laptop so it might be a little while, but that's my first order of business when I get it back!

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I hearby declare the "Too Sweet" is the wade wilson x howlett! daughter anthem only he's too sweet for her!

look I'm not against all the wade x reader x logan fics, but god pls tell me there is someone else out there that sees the vision for wade x logans daughter??

like that's great for yall but I can't see logan as anything more that a father figure. (a father that would be PISSED to find out his kid and wade are into each other)

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look I'm not against all the wade x reader x logan fics, but god pls tell me there is someone else out there that sees the vision for wade x logans daughter??

like that's great for yall but I can't see logan as anything more that a father figure. (a father that would be PISSED to find out his kid and wade are into each other)

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since there were geta fics within the hour of the trailer drop.... is it too early for johnny storm???

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HELL YEAH BABY!!!

either they're lying to us about his character, or this movie is going to be extremely inaccurate!!!

(aka fuel for the geta x reader plots!!!)

first off, geta was the younger of the two siblings and most people would say that he's the better brother. (he was still shitty, he was a roman emperor so like obviously a bad dude) even though he and caracalla argued all the time and geta was always the one who tried to get them to put aside they're differences (if not to be better rulers then at least for their mother.) caracalla tried to kill geta multiple times and when he finally succeeded, it was IN FRONT OF THEIR MOTHER DURING A PEACE MEETING THAT GETA SET UP!

even after geta died, caracalla killed people that spoke out against him and were still loyal to getas name. he also tried to have every image of geta purged from existence (meaning there are almost not surviving pictures or statues of him.)

just maybe something yall can use in your fics (ik I will if I write any) and to keep in mind as more things come out about this movie

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YES GOD PLS

give me geta that is misunderstood and is trying his hardest to get along with his brother, please his mother. and fix his image after the terrible things his brother has done!!

give me geta fics where he just need someone to be there for him, see him, take care of him as much as he cares for rome!!!

either they're lying to us about his character, or this movie is going to be extremely inaccurate!!!

(aka fuel for the geta x reader plots!!!)

first off, geta was the younger of the two siblings and most people would say that he's the better brother. (he was still shitty, he was a roman emperor so like obviously a bad dude) even though he and caracalla argued all the time and geta was always the one who tried to get them to put aside they're differences (if not to be better rulers then at least for their mother.) caracalla tried to kill geta multiple times and when he finally succeeded, it was IN FRONT OF THEIR MOTHER DURING A PEACE MEETING THAT GETA SET UP!

even after geta died, caracalla killed people that spoke out against him and were still loyal to getas name. he also tried to have every image of geta purged from existence (meaning there are almost not surviving pictures or statues of him.)

just maybe something yall can use in your fics (ik I will if I write any) and to keep in mind as more things come out about this movie

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I guess I'm supposed to apologize for this post??? idk the "movie buff" dick riders are in my inbox telling me off bc I literally don't know anything abt gladiator other than joseph and pedro are sexy.

my bad, I didn't realize I needed to know ridley scott lore to say things abt joseph quinn fanfic and real historical events!!!

either they're lying to us about his character, or this movie is going to be extremely inaccurate!!!

(aka fuel for the geta x reader plots!!!)

first off, geta was the younger of the two siblings and most people would say that he's the better brother. (he was still shitty, he was a roman emperor so like obviously a bad dude) even though he and caracalla argued all the time and geta was always the one who tried to get them to put aside they're differences (if not to be better rulers then at least for their mother.) caracalla tried to kill geta multiple times and when he finally succeeded, it was IN FRONT OF THEIR MOTHER DURING A PEACE MEETING THAT GETA SET UP!

even after geta died, caracalla killed people that spoke out against him and were still loyal to getas name. he also tried to have every image of geta purged from existence (meaning there are almost not surviving pictures or statues of him.)

just maybe something yall can use in your fics (ik I will if I write any) and to keep in mind as more things come out about this movie

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either they're lying to us about his character, or this movie is going to be extremely inaccurate!!!

(aka fuel for the geta x reader plots!!!)

first off, geta was the younger of the two siblings and most people would say that he's the better brother. (he was still shitty, he was a roman emperor so like obviously a bad dude) even though he and caracalla argued all the time and geta was always the one who tried to get them to put aside they're differences (if not to be better rulers then at least for their mother.) caracalla tried to kill geta multiple times and when he finally succeeded, it was IN FRONT OF THEIR MOTHER DURING A PEACE MEETING THAT GETA SET UP!

even after geta died, caracalla killed people that spoke out against him and were still loyal to getas name. he also tried to have every image of geta purged from existence (meaning there are almost not surviving pictures or statues of him.)

just maybe something yall can use in your fics (ik I will if I write any) and to keep in mind as more things come out about this movie

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yes I understand that lupita is in a committed relationship but if I was asking joseph quinn where I was going and he said "with me, I'll think of somewhere"

I fear I'd be risking it all and I wouldn't even look back...

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emperor geta x reader with hades and persephone undertones/themes when???

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In honor of the current Joseph Quinn content, I'm giving everyone a categorized list of what type of character he plays and where to watch the media for anyone that is new and/or might be looking! Feel free to comment any mistakes please!!! This is supposed to be helpful and I would like to fix it if there is something wrong.

Free, Subscription, Premium, Price, Not Available, Can't Find

Baby Angel:

Stranger Things/Eddie Munson (Netflix) Subscription!

Make Up/Tom Grant (Tubi) Free!

C.B. Strike/ Billy Knight (Max) Subscription!

Les Misérables/Enjolras (Prime Video) $16.79

A Quiet Place: Day One/Eric (Not Yet Available)

Hot Bad Guy:

Hoard/Michael (Not Yet Available in the US so idk) [this will be released in September for US watchers!! there are way to find it currently but I only support pirating for big Hollywood, sorry]

Cathrine The Great/Prince Paul (Max) Subscription!

Gladiator 2/Emperor Geta (Not Yet Available)

Not baby but not downright evil:

The Hoist/Hash (Youtube) Free! [I only put him in this category bc he's not a full character, just seems like a weird little freak]

Howards End/Leonard Bast (Starz) Subscription! (Hulu) Premium! [Kind of has good intention (to an extent) but also kinda a dickhead]

Timewaster/Ralph (Not Available) [Also a weird little freak, endearingly ofc]

Mosquitos/Luke (National Theater At Home) Subscription! [Commits crimes but as far as ik, it's bc of mommy issues]

Dickensian/Arthur Havisham (Tubi) Free! [Mean and sad bc he's gay in a bad time period, you can pull Aurthur from my cold dead hands idc]

Kin/Jamie (Youtube) Free! {Seems kinda mean but is also being fucked by modern foster systems I think]

Don't be fooled, he may be credited but he doesn't have any screen time:

Small Axe/PC Dixon

Overlord/Grunauer [Still a great movie!]

Game Of Thrones/Koner

Instinct/Dan [Only because I can't find it]

Postcode/Tim [Also can't find]

TBD:

Fantastic Four/Johnny Storm [Ik he's a good guy but I also know that in movie cannon he is normally kinda an ass so I guess we'll see]

Warfare/No name yet! [They gave him a buzz cut so it's not looking good gang]

Relapse/Matt Cullen [Probably crazy but idk if he'll be evil crazy]

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spot the difference (except there isn't one)

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Eddie and Geta are both very confused and would like to switch back

@putting-eddie-munson-in-places I figured I should have the AU madness come full circle

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an honest and clear update and apology.

after thinking about it a lot, I wanted to say sorry to everyone that found my work from "love divides."

don't worry, this isn't me saying that I have no plans to continue it btw!

I just wanted to say that I truly am sorry that it hasn't been updated in like?? two years??? for those that are still tuning in, I am (and have continuously been) working on it and planning updates.

now for the explanation that no one asked for:

in the past, writing has been something that I do when I have free time and am wanting to use my energy for something creative. in the past two years, it's been incredibly hard for me to find good energy to be creative and it's honestly still hard to do now.

the only difference between then and now is that I'm trying to find a way to outlet. I'm hoping that getting back into writing will be helpful for me. I love the little community that I found via my work back in 2022 and miss the escape and connections that it brought me.

thank you to everyone that has tagged along all of this time and thank you for supporting my work even when it is just a silly little shitpost.

hope to see you all soon!

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no one else is saying it so I will. it's giving ahs era evan peters.

like I can't explain it but he looks so tate langdon.

Joseph Quinn as Emperor Geta in Gladiator 2

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okay, pitching my thoughts for a cute eric fic that could easily still follow the correct movie plot...

Maybe he has a favorite coffee shop to stop at before he goes to work and everyday he sees the same girl. He thinks she's pretty and he thinks it's cute that she's always wearing one of those little cat backpacks. He's made small talk with her a couple times and he's learned that she's a piercer/tattoo artist down the street from the coffee shop. The cat that is always with her is an anxiety service animal that she takes to work to help clients that get a little more freaked out during their appointments.

The monetary conversations carry on for a long time. They end up in line next to each other every morning, chat while they wait for their coffee, and then part ways until the next day.

Until one day, eric decides this is it. This is the day that he's finally going to grow a pair and ask her out. It goes better than he thought it would. She writes her number on his arm and says something about how she was starting to worry that he never would. They are both so excited to text later and plan a date.

And then the world decides to go and just fucking end????

They both think about each other as they are surviving, hoping that against the odds that the other is okay. deep down they are both hurting because they know that they'll probably never see one another again.

eric makes it onto the boat and is grateful that he and frodo survived, now mourning the loss of sam as well. it's probably been an hour but when he finally looks up and scans the boat, he sees a very familiar backpack with an even more familiar cat in it.

he makes his way over and sees that it's an old lady who's sitting with the cat and he starts to panic. maybe he's going crazy and it's not her cat. or worse. maybe she didn't make it and this woman found her cat and saved it and he really never would see her again.

he asks her where she got the cat from and she tells him that when the boat first arrived, there had been a stampede and the owner of the cat had fallen and hit her head. she also says that the owner had been taken to the lower level of the deck to be given any medical assistance that was possible at the moment. he waits, whispering introductions between her cat and frodo.

when the door leading to the lower deck opens, he stands. he sees her and he's so relieved that he can't even move, but he watches as she whispers his name to herself and pushes her way toward him.

it feels like a whole lifetime since they saw each other last but the ink is still faint on erics arm and they are both still alive. while eric isn't one for having a lot of hope, he thinks that's a sign.