#lazybum

[yoimiboi]

Currently cleaning my room and getting rid of shit to feel free from all the clutter and to have a healthy mind. There's so much junk in my closet it's crazy. 🙃

[prossima-nebulosa]

I may or may not finally pass that dreading exam of russian language II but the sad thing is that i have to add some workload since the professor decided to tell us like A WEEK AND A HALF BEFORE THE FIRST SESSION what we actually need to do.

[myn-low]

Already hard at work * * #dogs #dogsofinstagram #dogsoftwitter #alfie #lazybums #officedog #shihtzu #minpin #penny #puppy #furry #fluffy #paws #petstagram #pets #siblings #petsofinstagram #kc #kcmo #kansascity #igkc #missouri #igkansascity #instakc #alfieobsessed #instakansascity #recoverybunker (at The Recovery Bunker) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co2RIKqO3YD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[usagikookiejams]

BEING AWAY FROM THEM FOR SOME WEEKS

Shiba Taiju, Sano Shinichiro, Haitani Ran

⚠️WARNING: Curse words, mentions of kill (no actual killing tho in this hc), 'crazy' behavior lol

SHIBA TAIJU

"When are you coming back, baby?," the guy on the other line inquired. "Can you like stop asking me same question for the past 2 weeks already?," you tsked. "Brat, I'm just asking ya know," you could feel him rolling his eyes by the tone of his voice. "Hehe sorry love, I promise I will come back ASAP once my event is done here. Mwah, TTYL!," you hung up. Fast forward, you came back to Japan after 4 days since the call. You arrived at Taiju's house a.k.a Black Dragon's HQ where you could see most of his subordinates were bandaged up. "What the...," your thoughts were interrupted upon hearing some yelling, HIS yell to be exact. You entered the house to witness Taiju beating up his subordinate with a baseball bat. "Care to explain?," you inquired which led to Taiju stopping his action, and the subordinate repeatedly bow at you while saying thank you. Kokonoi came into the frame while laughing, "He got WILD when you were not by his side, so he released the pent up stress towards these guys." Taiju let go of the bat and walked towards you, "Tch! They are lucky that you are here already. If not, I swear I could go rampage and kill half of these useless guys." You looked at him dead in the eyes while shaking your head, "You maniac, how do I even like you in the first place." Taiju just shrugged and took you to ride on his motorcycle while enjoying your presence again.

SANO SHINICHIRO

You were watering the plant in your parents' garden when suddenly your phone started ringing. You went to retrieve them before greeting the other person on the line, "Hello babe!." You could hear rustling which may indicates that the person was still in bed. "Hey darling, I miss you so much! Can you come home by today? Ahhh I literally haven't eaten properly since you left," which continued by the sounds of Emma's nag telling him to get his ass off the bed and go to work already. You could hear a loud 'hey gimme back!' before Shinichiro's voice was replaced with Emma's on the other line, "Hey Y/N, when are you coming back? This lazybum has been off his job for 3 weeks now, reasoning that he doesn't have enough energy to work. Ugh I really hate to tell you this but can you please please PLEASE come back ASAP. Istg he has been losing a lot of weight already ugh!." You talked with them for some minutes more before having to hang up. You felt guilty and tried to talk about it with your parents, in which they agreed that you should go back home to Shinichiro as your mom has been getting better from her sickness. Thus, the next day, you arrived at Tokyo. You didn't tell Shinichiro about your plan so upon seeing your face by the main door, Shinichiro dropped to his knees to hug your legs tightly while crying like a baby. "Please don't leave me ever again! If you need to go to your hometown, bring me with you so that we will not be separated huwaaa 😭😭," he messily crying, ruining your pants with his tears and snots. You just laughed at his behavior but still agreeing to his suggestion. "Ahh, this man is gonna be the death of me lol," you monologued in your head.

HAITANI RAN

You wouldn't lie that leaving this house in the hands of Ran's is really.... unnerving. This man literally loves to cause trouble at home, which most of the time leading you to feel like dying is a better option. Why is that? Cuz this man lovessSSS to pull 'harmless' pranks that drive you crazy, like right now; "Babeee, do you think the fish in the fish tank could survive if I put a sprinkleee of chilli flakes in the water?," Ran showed you the fish tank via the facetime. "Don't you dare Ran! That is MY fish so don't do this crazy shit unless you don't want me coming home again," you threatened him. "Hmmm...," he walked closer to the tank while shaking what seems like the small container of the chilli flakes you frequently use. "AHHH! ISTG DON'T!!," you screamed at him while saying profanity words. "HAHAHAHHA!!," you could see his camera shaking from his laugh, he later on flipped the camera to front facing him. "Dumbass babygirl, I would never do bad shit like that to animals you know 😔. Though I kill people on a daily basis. What kind of a maniac do you think I am? ☹️," he jutted his lower lip faking sadness. You glared at him through the screen while 'promising' that you are going to beat his ass once you come back. In the end, that promise was fulfilled by you beating his back with the frying pan he bought you on your birthday <3

[splatoondetective]

I think my art is a bit boring, tho I think it just needs some COLOR!!

So I tried other blogs ways of drawing!!

I tried the basic colored lineart (@koopaling-au)(@thekoopalingsandstuffs)(@maggie4thewin)

Its ok... but I stilled needed to draw it in pencil, then trace it in pen. Which is more work lol, but I do really like how it looks! :]

I think this is my favorite, it's pencil outlined in color!! (@spontaneouskoopalingblog) Sorry skb, but I might steal this from you lol. Btw I know these are terrible colors, but there literally the only ones I could find 😅.

Now digital art(these were the last ones I did, so they're a bit lazy QWQ)

This was inspired by @hopusthebrainlessfloof, their style varies ALOT, but i just picked this one lol. I've never done colored lineart before or backgrounds, so this new for me, but I really like it ❤️

(I just did pom again cause she's easy to draw #lazybum)

So this is @skratchytheclown way of drawing, SKRATCHY lineart, and a splash of color. Like hopus their style isn't really consistent (which is fine), so I just referenced the latest post. I tried to not spend to much time on it, and not worry about making a perfect line. So it didn't take me long, which I liked :3

I hope ya'll enjoy whatever this was! I was just experimenting lol

I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN IF OTHER BLOGS DID THIS :D

[seven-oomen]

Ok so, some more info on this au I'm writing right?

The beginning is heavily based on Shinylizard's: Necessary Encounters and Unexpected Consequences

It's a really good fic, I highly recommend you go read it and leave them some love and comments.

So it starts similarly, with Obi-Wan (20) on the run with Satine, he ends up in a small town with no credits, little food. He starts playing the sabbac tables for some credits, he almost gets caught, smooth talks himself out of it. And then pantoran Myles introduces himself with a proposition for a fun night with his 'partner'. Obi-Wan refuses initially, one he's a virgin, two he doesn't have time for this, but Myles offers him 'anything he wants'. Food, credits, medicine. And Obi-Wan relents. He needs the credits to keep himself and Satine alive, and he's got an implant anyway. It only expired a couple of days ago, no harm, right?

(of course there's harm)

So he spends a fantastic night with Myles and 'Jace'. He's still sort of thinking about this symbol he saw on their beskar'gam. But he can't place it and he doesn't want to ask Satine because...reasons. Then Death Watch attacks them, Obi-Wan fends them off with a blaster and smooth moves, wins the fight. And guess what, those guys he slept with, they've been watching him. They don't want him out in the open if he's a target. They bring him and Satine back to Keldabe.

And there the deviation/ spin on it starts, because that's where he meets former Mand'alor Jaster Mereel and his daughters Arla and Astra (oc). (And their familes, Arla's wife, their kids, Astra's husband and kids)

Jaster takes an instant liking to Obi-Wan (which kinda freaks Obi-Wan out a little because it's like having a potential in law who's constantly trying to set you up with his son (and his husband).) And also fuck the guys he slept with are actually the current mand'alor and his riduur. Well fuck.

It also turns out that Jango and Myles have a cat named Moochie (The grand moocher of Mandalore, also known as Mr Snuggles (by Jaster), and Lazybums (by the guard)) who's a fat, lazy, orange Tooka who has the entirety of Keldabe wrapped around his paws. Moochie doesn't like strangers. He doesn't like Satine much, but, he freaking loves Obi-Wan from minute one.

Which is strange, nobody can place it. This guy is a Jetii, Moochie should absolutely hate Obi-Wan. But Moochie doesn't! In fact, Obi-Wan is his favorite person now.

So Obi-Wan gets sucked into this world where people actually like him, and come to respect him greatly for his fighting skills, negation skills, and general kindness. (Also, the mandalorians have a competence kink, and if there's one thing Obi-wan has plenty of, it's competence. Though he does also get to be feral.)

And it's completely over for Myles and Jango when they see Obi-Wan interacting with their nephews. They have to marry this guy now, even if Obi-Wan doesn't know that yet.

So it's mostly a story about Obi-Wan's inner conflict of wanting to make a difference in the galaxy and his devotion to the order. But also feeling the need to be loved and cherished. And how much he wants a life like the Mandalorians have.

[otterandterrier]

I adopted a lazybum cat so he could fit into my lazybum life and not expect me to be up until 8:30. turns out that, lazybum as he might be, he still gets the zoomies before 8:30 like all cats (:

[asmuchasidliketo]

When I woke up this morning at usual-ish waking up time I was still tired, so I decided to sleep in a little.

After waking up from a dream where my late father's car drove by itself with me inside because my Mum had promised the neighbor I would change his brake pads (important note: I can't drive) and after I tried to make the people working in my brain to draw a bunch of horses (gotta love dream logic, uh?), I opened my eyes again and my alarm clock, that I mostly utilize as a simple clock, was reading this:

But my bleary eyes and still sleepy brain read this:

"Long."

As in get up you lazybum, it's getting late.

(I was still tired so I slept a little more)

[demonindistress]

Progress post on the sewing of the new larp kit for the summer, lazybum edition.

This is going to be the base layer, so I threw it together on machine. I'm going to do the hems on the sleeves and neckline by hand, and possibly the lower hem and felling the seams if there's time.

Had to do some piecing on the gores because I originally intended this fabric for something else, so I was missing half a yard to do it neatly.

We're way out of the comfort zone with this much colour (although it is my favourite red) , but as there will be layers on top, I hope that it won't bother me too much.

Better picture when it's done.

[ceyrann]

The more I play Genshin, the more I wanna live in Mondstadt. That place is so peaceful and calm. My friend said that it's a place where lazybums stay but I'm like... I like that. As someone who's ND and doesn't really do well with other people's anger and stress, living there is just... Nice... Where you don't compete and compare, yet keeping the ecosystem and society going. There's no fights, competition, peer pressure, society expectation, etc. It's just so comfortable. I wanna live there.

[beevean]

Me: oh boy, look at my mutuals posting their WIPs! See, they’re not afraid of showing what they’re working for! What if I did that too?

Me: but no one cares and if I don’t get my validation I will simply Perish

Me: maybe if I actually finished a scene for once there would be more interest?

Me: but my immediate validation :(

Me: you won’t get it, you lazybum, now get to work

Me: *finishes one small scene*

Me:

Me: *puts it in the private sideblog that no one knows*

Me: okay okay that was a fluke let’s try again!

Me: *describes a scene in detail with some excerpts that I like*

Me:

Me: *puts it in the private sideblog that no one knows*

Me: :’)

[bluupity]

Just the same, the sword weighed with the blood of the innocent. And just the same, the crown sharpened with the cruelty of its predecessors. 

Max stared at the two cursed objects-- the objects weren’t actually cursed, but they might as well be with the wars and suffering they’ve wrought-- held out before him on the finest velvety cushion brought upon by a footsman within the shabby confines of the tavern. As if the reminder of the finest luxury could cover up their sins and be tempting in the ordinary. He grimaced.

The messenger standing at the side coughed into his hand and repeated the words that silenced the original raucous sounds of the tavern. “Your highness, Cerul Meister Alufine, you have officially been given the right to the throne of the Kingdom of Polypteia by your predecessor, the previous King Alfred Meinir Stolitz Alufine. From henceforth, will it be your duty to take your place on the throne and to lead the kingdom into the foreseen prosperity and pea--”

“Yes,” Max cut in with a growl, “I heard you the first time. And my answer is still the same.”

Silence echoed once again throughout the tavern as the servants looked at each other than back at him. He could already see the sweat dripping down their foreheads, probably questioning what punishment would await them if they came back to the palace with his reply and no ex-prince in sight.

Max rolled his eyes and called for another tankard of ale from the barman. At least he didn’t seem affected by the turn of events in his own tavern. Max wondered if anything similar happened in the tavern before or if the man had just experienced enough shit to not give a flying weasel about it. Maybe it was a bit of both. Soon the barman gave him the cup of ale.

“Y-your highness--”

Max took a loud long sip from his refill, purposely making eye contact with the messenger as he did so. From the way the messenger paled, he probably let out too much of his anger through his gaze. 

After finishing his sip, Max spoke, “The ex-prince of this kingdom who everyone in the higher courts, made up of lazybums, perverts, schemers, and swines, decided to exile out of his own kingdom is no more. The ex-Prince Cerul is gone. He disappeared the moment his very own name was stripped from him, crown knocked from his head, clothes ripped from his body, and tossed into the canal like bones and shit tossed on a Tuesday morning.”

“Wha-”

“The ex-prince is no more,” he continued, setting down his cup. “But do you know what else happened that day?” Max looked at the two servants who became even paler and even shocked. Perhaps the story, the real story, had never gotten out. But news of a dead father can be rather freeing of the consequences of letting out the usual secret.

“I-I don’t know what else...”

Well, Max wasn’t actually expecting an answer. It was more rhetorical, but he could easily guess the instinct to reply immediately ingrained in a servant’s bones from the way they were mistreated at the palace. For once, Max let a smile seep through, reminded more of what he was able to leave behind.

Max stared deep into the two servants’ eyes. “He was finally able to kick out any attachment to a decrepit place of thorns and leave for anywhere else that promised more. That day, Prince Cerul was gone, but Max was finally able to live.”

“Why should I?” Says the disgraced inheritor of the kingdom. “Why should I go back in royalty? When I can go to an adventure and to meet and save people!” “Why should I inherit the mistakes of my father?” “After all, you people shunned me.” “And no, I’m not coming back and thats final!”

[dailystraitsdotcom]

Building a Brand

Progress report on LazyBum Skincare and Blitz Hair Oil Spray.

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[nctrnm]

#NowPlaying: "A Lazybum Blue" by Paulie

[zay-does-things]

File Explorer: Lazybum who rarely shows up to work but when he does he throws frat parties

all my computer-y guy refs now all together ^__^

[gorgeousloveslife]

❣️The value of things is not the time they last, but the intensity with which they occur. That is why there are unforgettable moments and people. ❣️ ⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #redlip #lazybum #nudelip #pinklipstick #plumplips #pinkmakeup #newhaircolour #redlipstick💄 #lipstickaddict #newhaircolor #scrunchiesareback #redlips💋 #scrunchiestyle #fullfacemakeup #makeupparty #makeupart #redmakeup #blackeyeliner #redlipstick #lounging #makeupaddicted #bluelipstick #eyeshadowtutorial #scrunchies (at Miami, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJHTVowD8O0/?igshid=19valavs22xb3