#lay husband

[nipuni]

Archangel Aziraphale and Archdemon Crowley 😌

A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on october 1st!

[lesbian-david-tennant]

suspiciously non-grieving widow and her new boytoy

[shrooziedoozie]

i love seeing ppl in the good omens fandom depict how they think ineffable husbands cuddle when they sleep and it’s vv cute but consider the following:

[idliketobeatree]

probably my favourite bit of the fandom's treatment of Crowley is the almost paganistic way of choosing the pronouns. you may generally go the easy route with he/him most prevalent in the show, but we all understand it's in the loosest way possible, barely attached to her presentation. he's a demon, c'mon. you need to feel out the vibes, look at the weather and the current state of affairs, it shall be revealed from the Energy around. he's such a nerd, they're more beautiful than the wine-dark sea, she's my wife. i want them upside down sleeping on the ceiling, she would lead men like sir John Franklin his Arctic expedition. on occasion it's a drawn out snake/hiss, other times a dark glasses grin emoji will suffice. don't even get me started on the Nanny, i dare not to utter the name without bowing down in reverence first. what a gift that keeps on giving

[somanywips]

I just started thinking about Zoro gaining the habit of getting up early and making coffee for Sanji. Just a simple coffee, nothing fancy, black with the tiniest amount of sugar, and he gets really good at it too like, his coffee is actually more than just decent, and he makes it everyday for Sanji and then a macha tea for himself.

The thing is. Sanji Hates coffee, he always drank it back when the crew was together all day everyday so he could stay awake, because it's stronger than green tea, so naturally, the swordsman assumed he liked. But he never really enjoyed it as a drink. But then Zoro starts waking up before him just to make him a cup of coffee, so they can have a drink together while they watch the sunrise. So coffee becomes his favorite thing in the world, not because he actually Likes drinking it, but because he gets to share this moment with Zoro.

("You know, I don't actually like coffee"

"You don't like coffee?! I've making it for you for the past five years!"

"I love coffee! It's my favorite drink"

"But you just said-"

"Well I don't like drinking coffee, but I love this coffee, because you made it for me"

"... Stupid cook, I could've made you tea instead"

"I would drink anything you made for me you shitty swordsman"

"Fuck you, I'll keep making you coffee until we are on our death beds"

The next day Zoro makes Sanji a green tea with honey and a splash of milk)

[felsicveins]

I have a primal need to see Julian get confronted by John dorys brothers.

I know branch would be ready with a bat lol

Julien found dead in Miami

[ryllen]

true or not, listen to what a mother has to say, sebek!

[backpackingspace]

Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

[athousandyearstime]

Holy water won't just kill your body. It will destroy you completely. You told me what you think 105 years ago. And I haven't changed my mind.

GOOD OMENS | 1.03 "Hard Times"

[poposusz]

Finally got this out of my head and into reality. A little more violent version below the cut.

[very-normal-abt-this]

if Aziraphale allowed himself to say it (final 15 fix-it)

(after the kiss)

-I lo…I love you.

-Then don't leave.

-I don't want to leave you.

-Then don't!

-I don’t have a choice.

-Why?!

-Because I'll never forgive myself if I don't!

-Sure you will. I do it all the time. Just takes practice.

-No, you don't. You never forgive yourself.

-That why you keep doing it for me?

-Yes. You deserve peace and forgiveness.

-I don't want peace and forgiveness. That sounds boring. What I want is…You.

-Aren't…aren't you going to say it back?

-It bacK.

-Crowley!

-If I say it, will you stay?

-Crowley…

(pause)

-If you don't want to be an angel then…I don't have a choice but to go back. To protect you. To protect us.

-I don't need protection, Angel! I've been taking care of myself for years, in case you haven't noticed.

-Of course I noticed. I also noticed when you needed holy water to protect yourself. And I noticed when we had to switch bodies to protect ourselves. I noticed that the only reason you didn't receive extreme sanctions was that Beelzebub went rogue. They're never going to stop trying to destroy you, you know.  Your very existence is a threat to them.

-So what! I'll take my chances! 

-I can't take chances with your life.

-Ngk.... So you're going to abandon me here, and its "FoR mY oWn GoOd" ?

-Not…abandon. Just a temporary leave of absence. And it's for our own good. I'm doing this for me too, because I need you to be safe. And I'm doing this for the world because…it's our home. 

-(sigh) You'll never stop trying to do good, are you Angel?

-No, I suppose not. But isn't that why you love me?

-Hmm. And what makes you think I love you?

-Crowley! Don't be cruel.

-Like I told you before…I love you because you're just enough of a bastard to be worth loving. 

-That's not exactly what you said back then.

-It was what I thought.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54145684

[cannibalovers]

still thinking about that scene where will confesses that he does fantasise about killing hannibal, specifically with his hands and the way will is just absolutely staring into his soul, death stare and all, but hannibal just sits there trying to contain his smile and not blush and kick his feet

[felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna]

they really are 21 cm… 🙂‍↕️

[californiatowhee]

wedding day sunflower boutonniere for narumitsu week day 2: flowers

bonus (almost-)married texts (shoutout to phoenix's AA5 concept art for inspiring the opening line lol):

(p.s. unrelated, but since i didn't make a separate post for it, another chapter of nrmt soulmate AU is up if that strikes your fancy 🧡)

[aduckwithears]

i’m fond of the head canon that Aziraphale glows when he is happy, just not necessarily on the spectrum of visible light to humans. Pair this with the fact that snakes can see beyond the visible spectrum into UV or infrared (dep on species) and you really have something.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i love u a million times!

xoxo