#lawrence oleander headcannons

[renhanaschewtoy]

What about some Lawrence headcanons? I'd love to hear if you have any ))

Yay! My first ask💕 Sorry if these are scattered or short or all over the place, I got excited and did this at work lol

Oh, dear, sweet Lawrence... I'll never stop being salty that he cold clocked me outside of the bar lmao I panic on quick time events. Caught me on my back foot lol

°King of always having bruises and not knowing where they came from. Was it from work? Is it just his fucked up body? Was it you? He couldn't have bumped his desk that hard, surely? But any day, any time- there's a few random bruises all the time of varying shapes, sizes, and color.

°While Lawrence hates going out due to his sociophobia, I could see him really liking botanical gardens. He definitely has learned what times are the least crowded or shit...after a while, might even just break in when they're closed. It's quiet, it's serene. Lawrence can take some of the plants home, precisely pruning carefully to propagate if he finds himself fond of them. In the same vein, I wouldn't put it past him to also slip some fucked chemicals to kill other plants or prune some to the point of withering should be feel so inclined.

°He likes collecting bones and rocks, could see Lawrence passing time by making shadow box art with the bones he collects. Rot is a part of death, it's the natural cycle, it's beautiful- it deserves to be celebrated to.

°Lawrence prefers honey to maple syrup. Given he's a tea guy, he's got a variety of different honeys, different flavors. He's not a charitable guy but he's gotten quite a few "save the bees" stickers with purchases and maybe got so high he donated a couple of bucks to some random bee conservation cause. Lawrence has no recollection of this.

°Roadkill Scrapbook. Idk, Lawrence strikes me as the guy who early on and before he got into what he got into and even had a real grasp on it- was really into just staring at and studying roadkill. And one thing lead to another where Lawrence photographs it for keeps. Dates them and adds notes as he seems fit

°When alone, prefers to masturbate in the shower. For efficiency, but really, it's to feel warm. Idk I feel Lawrence's body runs cold and given some of his... proclivities- it's a pleasant change up. Until you come around. Low key I could see this feeding into a bit of a temperature play or kink once he gets a taste.

°Works in a warehouse? Forklift certified. (I'm sorry I couldn't resist)

°Smokes more than he drinks but despite the bar scene, Lawrence likes Gin. Simple gin and tonics but I think he'd like a negroni if he ever went to a place that served them. For smoking tho? If he is going out or has something arduous to do, whatever- he does dab. It isn't so much that he likes it better or prefers it- it just gets the job done better, harder.

°Loves asphyxiation. On himself, on you. You're a bit more delicate though. Not that the science matters too terribly to him. Owns one very sturdy belt that's creased in a specific areas.

°Big fan of somnophilia. I don't need to elaborate.

[oleander-deadman]

𝑨 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑩𝑻𝑫 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈~

Lawrence oleander

“It’s the little things, like sitting on the back porch at night while we just listen to the rain fall.”

He would probably do stuff like rub his partners back if they had a long day. He’d probably make them tea also. Oh and also let them vent. He’d try the best he could to support and give the best advice.

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“The best feeling is when I see you laugh,” Lawrence smiled contently and leaned his chin under his fist. “You’re face lights up and when you giggle it’s the sweetest little thing rosebud,”

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Vincent Metizger

Him, being the rough around the edges sort of man would have probably warmed up to whoever he’s with by the time they have late night conversations.

He’d more or less give the *best* back rubs. His natural non—gentle nature would get all the knots out.

“Aye, what’s troublin’ you doll? You’re being real quiet over there..”

Vincent would definitely be overprotective of their mate. Obviously. It’s dog nature. He would probably try to fight someone at a drive thru.

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Farz Murphy

**A LOT** of cuddles. When you both are close Ye won’t be super shy about being all affectionate. Farz isn’t shy but when it comes to getting a lot of private affection. It’s the little things.

“What’s wrong? Why are you upset? Who do I beat the fuck out of??”

He is also protective in wolf nature. Vincent did a dodo on him and he dog

Sano Kojima

He’s normally calm and collected but when it comes to you. He could so much as get in raged if someone made you upset. He’d probably kill them. Or Y’know.. use them for his studies

“Would you like to talk about whatever’s on your mind? You haven’t ate anything,”

~~I cant do that if I don’t have working limbs sano—-~~ //jokes but not really\\

He would probably brush out your hair or play with it while you vented to him. Giving the best advice he could and using scientific methods to get to the bottom of the problem if it’s mental.

Ren Hana

He’d bundle you up in his favorite blankets and your own and snuggle up with you on the couch. You’d watch movies and eat a bunch of snacks.. probably chocolate because I mean come on it’s Ren.

“Awe I’m sorry your not feeling all to great, but hey I know why don’t we watch a Disney movie together? You can talk about it and I’ll be here the whole time to listen.”

He’d give you a bunch of kisses and hold your hands. Most likely kisses them too. He just smothers you in affection and tries to get your mind off of it.

Strade.

He’d get you a beer and tell you to shut up— NO JK JK

He would sit you down in the couch with him while he watched some random tv show that wasn’t very interesting. He isn’t in any sorts ever patient and you can see that while he bounces his knee as you vent to him. Strade would still make an effort if you meant something to him.

“Well ah. Sorry you’ve been feelin down lately. How does a nice hot bath sound darlin?”

Strade would run a bath for his partner because well that usually makes people feel better right? He’d get your mind off of it by watching tv and cuddling in the couch. Just enjoying each others company.

Lucien Rire

Being nice? Pfft never— jk

Rire would make you tea and sit down with you somewhere you find to be a relaxing spot. He’d listen silently and ask a lot of questions to make you really think about it.

“Yes, My dear indeed I’ve noticed you’ve been acting quite strange lately. Why don’t we sit and have a chat?”

He would give you a break from his games despite his temptations. If you mean something to him he could learn to resist.

Cain

He would hold you in his arms on the sofa and play with your hair as you rambled. Listening to every detail and He would give you some vague advice. Not really knowing how to approach—all the things troubling you. He would give his best efforts Anyways and be supportive.

“I’ll be here and help make all your problems go away..or we can ignore them over some wine.”

Cain would take you if you were sad to the balcony and show you the sunset. It’s beautiful and so are you. He does this often because it really just is relaxing to silently watch the sun go down.

[moronic-validity]

Been thinking about this and I decided I want to get back into writing, problem is I have limited time.

So I'm accepting slasher headcannon requests

Characters I'll write for:

-Billy Lenz

-RZ Michael Myers

-1978 Michael Myers

-Any of the Sinclair brothers

-Jason Voorhees

-Brahms Heelshire

-Thomas Hewitt

- Bubba Sawyer

- Pavi Largo

- Luigi Largo

- Amber Sweet

- Graverobber

-Amanda Young 

- Leslie Vernon

- Charlie Hewitt

- Drayton Sawyer

- Asa Emory

-  Daniel Robitaille

- Lawrence Oleander 

- Strade 

Th cool part is that I fully expect being able to add characters to this as I get more comfortable!!

Things I won't Write

-incest

-anything involving minors

-I mean literally anything involving minors.

-I wont write anything with p*ss, v*mit, or sh*t.

-anything with violence towards animals

Nsft/nsfw is totally fine, idc, hit me, but know I'll trash the request and block if you're under 18

I will take fic requests, but like...those will usually post at 2am...if I remember to do them...

[bananacheeriowriting]

Even MORE BTD + Children Headcannons

I was in a good mood so I decided to make more since it seems to be a hit and I’m getting pretty far into my writing so this is a thank you for liking my written garbage

Characters belong to @gurobob and @electricpuke and @darqx

Lawrence Oleander

-They run to him, he runs away

-Sorry kiddo, him no like

-Flock to him like chickens flock to feed

-Almost all the kids have crushes on him

-I’m not joking

-Even some of the parents have crushes on him

-Him always the spoopy tho

-MoMmaA, tHaT gUy iS wEiRD!

Ren Hana

-Attracts all the weird Anime kids

-No, they don’t want chicken hearts

-They really like his tail

-THEY WISH TO CLAIM IT AS THEIR OWN

-Kids love him!

Vincent Metzger

- "We do- you can't take care of babby, we take." 

-Babby like when him do throw

-Because excite, they boop up a little

-Please stop sniffing babby

-PlEaSe

Farz Murphy

-Will LITERALLY try to fight your kid

-If your kid likes/loves birds, Farz tolerates your kids

-Better yet, hope your kid is actually a bird or a harpy

-Feeds the birbs with some of the kids he hasn’t fought yet

Cain Zeitgeist

-Remember when you had a kid? ha..haha...oh...

Damien Morningstar

-Like Akira, kids will murder you for this man

-Him big bro

-Big bro does awesome tricks

-What’s in his pocket?

-MUTHAFUCKIN’ CANDY

Sam Volkov

-Stop

Ashe

-Hope your kid likes death

-Hope your kid can swim

-Uh...yeah...you’re probably not gettin’ your kid back...

Sano Kojima

-The kids think he’s too cold

-Only think this because he won’t give them lollipops

-A band-aid isn’t a sticker, Sano please, just go to the Dollar Tree

-All the moms try to flirt with him

-”Daddy, where’s momma?” “She went to the doctor”

-Momma isn’t coming back kiddo

Akira Kojima

-All the kids have crushes on him

-Pretends to be swooned by them

-Follow him like ducklings

-He may work with the mafia, but fuck with him and the mafia will be the least of your worries

Rire

-Babby kept chewing on electric cords so he turned it into a demon

-Thought raising a baby was hard before? HAHAHA-

-Hope you have house insurance

Strade McFuckhands

-He’s too jolly to hate

-Though he us creepy

-Kids adore this man

-Momma, Santa looks different

-Momma, why doesn’t Santa bathe?

-YOU CAN’T GIVE A BABY BEER AND POWER BARS

-It’s crying, you had ONE job!