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andrew-nobody · 11 months ago
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*big pot of soup on your room step with a note that reads*:
"Hi honey, I heard you were sick. Get well soon. I made you your favorite, stew with potatoes, carrots, onion and
h̴̨̛̬̥͍̪͕͈̘̖̰̖̘̜͖̱͔̻͕̊̓̾́̍͐̀̓̑̀͆̅̈́̓̂̎͂̔̌̈̑̕͜ͅų̷̛̯̼͚̬̙̞̮̰̰̯̘͓̫̐̈̒̽́̏̏͊͆͗̆̅͛̇͋́̑͑̋̅͋͑͊̊̽̄͘͝m̸̛͕̳̠̤͉̺̟͓̣͔̅̒̾́̈́̏̾̀́̄̕ą̸̡̟͕̩͉͙̹̳̯͕̹͕͕̱̲̦̠̼̒̃͊͐̀̈̊͐̋̈́̒͊̿͛͛̓̉̀̊̔̄͘͝͝n̵̢̡̛͇̳̼̳͎̫̩̜̩̲̘̦̥̙͍͔̪̪͖͙͗͆̊́̑͒̂̾̂̍̓̍̋͆͂̓͜͜͝ͅ ̴̧͖͇́͋̓̓̉͒̃̀̾̕̚̚̚f̷̨̡̭̳̩̗͕̹͖̥͚̫͓̠̲́̒̇̈̆́̂́̊́̏͌̆̈́͗̈́̄̇͌̽͆̀̉̀̂͘͜͠͝͝l̸̲͚̗͓͈͖͍̙̣̲̗̓́ĕ̶̢̨̼̫͎͍̻͉̖̣͇̻̤̦̝̺̻̩̠̺̞͖̼̫͕͉̱͇̗͒̉̃̀̓͛͒͌̃̂̏̔̑̿̇̏̊̆̔̏̀̅̕̚͠͠͝ş̸̧̢̢̨̝̼͉̦̙̭͎̹͙̯̣̬̠̜̯̤̦̦̲͔̩̦̌̄͆́̎̆̂͂̈́̈̆͂̄̾͋͂̕̚͜ḩ̴̧̘̫̲͇̣̹̤͔̠͙͈̙͊͊̈́̍̿̑̃̎́̾̔͗̍̃̆͒̈̂̂̂̈͌̽̋͘͝* venison.
Love,
Mom"
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Are you fucking haunting me now?!
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sagescented · 3 months ago
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Top ten frogs toads etc?
You're in luck because I actually send my Husband interesting Frogs and Toads whenever I find them 🤣 So I actually do have somewhat of a list of fascinating ones I adore that I can give you.
Gray Tree Frog (Hyla Versicolor - now Dryophytes Versicolor)
Bird-Voiced Tree Frog (Hyla Avivoca - now Dryophytes Avivoca)
Strawberry Poison-Dart Frog (Oophaga Pumilio)
Taosze Spiny Toad (Leptobrachium Boringii)
"Mini" frog family (Mini Ature), (Mini Mum), and (Mini Scule)
Rutenberg's Reed Frog (Heterixalus Rutenbergi)
Vietnamese Mossy Frog (Heloderma Corticale)
Purple Harlequin Toad (Atelopus Barbotini)
Upper Amazonian Treefrog (Dendropsophus Bifurcus)
Surinam Toad (Pipa Pipa) || Trigger Warning
My ask box is always open and Anon is currently ON.
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dizzibell · 10 months ago
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One hundred bunnies in a trench coat eh?
*tosses a bag of 100 strawberries at you*
Think fast
oh FU--
[Everybunny comes flying out of the trench coat all at once, leaving it to crumple lifelessly as they each make a mad dash for the berries. Their fur and teeth run red with strawberry juice, making a scene akin to a bloodbath.]
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julia-butterfly · 10 months ago
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Think fast, favorite chicken breed?
UHH UMM!!!
Okay so I know everyone loves Silkies because of their funny little hairdos, and they ARE adorable, but i think both the silver penciled and barred rock varieties of Plymouth Rock chickens have SUCH beautiful coloration and patterns in their feathers!
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Just look at these guys!!
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mass-angel-exodus · 10 months ago
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My father after impregnating my mother with me:
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countrydionysia · 11 months ago
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Submit your vote!
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Submissions are now closed. Thank you to everyone who submitted a piece for this edition of the Rural Dionysia! Are listed below this year's entries. Enjoy the read!
Freestyle Poetry
mint by @forthe-theoi
I Do Not Know How To Sing by @holywineandmadness
66 Days by @kallisto-aglaia (cw: death, cw: grief)
The gifts of Aphrodite by @piristephes
The Chthonic Sun by @khaire-traveler
Hearth Hazards by @arathergrimreaper
Untitled ('And I know you think') by @hawkmothdraws (tw: blood mention, tw: weapon)
Apollo by @beastial-bacchanal
Freeform Musing on the Zeus of China by @lavendervillage
Love of Man by @junooddly
for furor club (óðinn and dionysos) by @disir-ex-machina
The Hill at the Backyard by @straight-up-paranoia
Untitled ('Oh Enodia, brightest one') by @morteumdragonis
Modern Hymn
Dionysus by @beastial-bacchanal (tw cannibalism, tw gore, tw blood mention)
Praise to the Phosphoroi Theoi by @piristephes
To Psyche, the Hope Bringer by @starry-polytheism
Anima Bacchi by @binchtids
An Attempt of A Hymn of A Foolish Farmer Scholar by @lavendervillage
Untitled ('Hail Lord Apollon, hail golden Phoebus') by @achillesoul
Complete the fragment
fragmented (prayer?) by @eyeofnewttoungueofdog
Sing the melody, calm your mind. by @piristephes
My God by @definitelynotkiylen
To vote:
Voting takes place via poll. You will be asked to vote for 1 entry per category. You have until Dec. 18th to vote and we will be announcing the winners on Dec. 19-20th latest.
CLICK HERE TO VOTE
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graveyarddirt · 7 months ago
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@lavendervillage
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Eres un pollo 🐓✨
This is inspired by @greekmythcomix (really cute) Greek myth/Ancient Roman chicken series. They're all so charming, I had to try my hand at it. 
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andrew-nobody · 9 months ago
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time for my weekly? semi weekly? ask
do you think ashleys cooking of the homo flesh could be enhanced by a pack of hamburger helper
Yeah, and I think grinding it into hamburger would help, too. There’s just something so fucked up about eating an unfamiliar meat, that anything you can do to make it more familiar helps….
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andrew-nobody · 11 months ago
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you seem very cool. thats it i dont know what else to say. *hands you a pikachu*
Hey, thanks, but I don’t think—
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GGGGGHHHHHFFFFKKK—!!!!
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andrew-nobody · 10 months ago
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also in your defense, as a farmer, im certain there is a tomato that would work with cheesecake like an heirloom
Yeah, there are SO many sweet tomatoes. BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS, people!
If I said “blood cheesecake” you would all be creaming your pants even though that would taste like ass!!
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andrew-nobody · 10 months ago
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…. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
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sagescented · 2 months ago
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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
None, because Trees are People, and People are Trees, and deforestation is therefore murder.
My ask box is always open and Anon is currently OFF.
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andrew-nobody · 10 months ago
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whatever happened to the real pikachu i gave you last month? does it live with you? did it leave the room? does it play blackjack with the demon?
Oh shit… I blacked out after it electrocuted me. I have no idea where it went after that….
It could be anywhere.
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andrew-nobody · 10 months ago
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alternatively seeing as muppet christmas carol is stuck in my head i can see you as charles dickens gonzo and ashley as rizzo
One of the girls, can’t quite remember which one—very mysterious—wants to show me this movie. I’ll watch it and get back to you.
I relate to the feeling of being the only human surrounded by a bunch of Muppets, though. That’s how I feel on this blog.
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andrew-nobody · 11 months ago
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o_o
.... Thank you.
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andrew-nobody · 11 months ago
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you are green ashley is pink
callie and marie are also green pink
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COINCIDENCE?M?
I THINK NOT
…. Please don’t open this door. I can smell the Cosmo and Wanda pictures right around the corner……
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