#lavendervillage

[andrew-nobody]

*big pot of soup on your room step with a note that reads*:

"Hi honey, I heard you were sick. Get well soon. I made you your favorite, stew with potatoes, carrots, onion and

h̴̨̛̬̥͍̪͕͈̘̖̰̖̘̜͖̱͔̻͕̊̓̾́̍͐̀̓̑̀͆̅̈́̓̂̎͂̔̌̈̑̕͜ͅų̷̛̯̼͚̬̙̞̮̰̰̯̘͓̫̐̈̒̽́̏̏͊͆͗̆̅͛̇͋́̑͑̋̅͋͑͊̊̽̄͘͝m̸̛͕̳̠̤͉̺̟͓̣͔̅̒̾́̈́̏̾̀́̄̕ą̸̡̟͕̩͉͙̹̳̯͕̹͕͕̱̲̦̠̼̒̃͊͐̀̈̊͐̋̈́̒͊̿͛͛̓̉̀̊̔̄͘͝͝n̵̢̡̛͇̳̼̳͎̫̩̜̩̲̘̦̥̙͍͔̪̪͖͙͗͆̊́̑͒̂̾̂̍̓̍̋͆͂̓͜͜͝ͅ ̴̧͖͇́͋̓̓̉͒̃̀̾̕̚̚̚f̷̨̡̭̳̩̗͕̹͖̥͚̫͓̠̲́̒̇̈̆́̂́̊́̏͌̆̈́͗̈́̄̇͌̽͆̀̉̀̂͘͜͠͝͝l̸̲͚̗͓͈͖͍̙̣̲̗̓́ĕ̶̢̨̼̫͎͍̻͉̖̣͇̻̤̦̝̺̻̩̠̺̞͖̼̫͕͉̱͇̗͒̉̃̀̓͛͒͌̃̂̏̔̑̿̇̏̊̆̔̏̀̅̕̚͠͠͝ş̸̧̢̢̨̝̼͉̦̙̭͎̹͙̯̣̬̠̜̯̤̦̦̲͔̩̦̌̄͆́̎̆̂͂̈́̈̆͂̄̾͋͂̕̚͜ḩ̴̧̘̫̲͇̣̹̤͔̠͙͈̙͊͊̈́̍̿̑̃̎́̾̔͗̍̃̆͒̈̂̂̂̈͌̽̋͘͝* venison.

Love,

Mom"

Are you fucking haunting me now?!

[sagescented]

Top ten frogs toads etc?

You're in luck because I actually send my Husband interesting Frogs and Toads whenever I find them 🤣 So I actually do have somewhat of a list of fascinating ones I adore that I can give you.

Gray Tree Frog (Hyla Versicolor - now Dryophytes Versicolor)

Bird-Voiced Tree Frog (Hyla Avivoca - now Dryophytes Avivoca)

Strawberry Poison-Dart Frog (Oophaga Pumilio)

Taosze Spiny Toad (Leptobrachium Boringii)

"Mini" frog family (Mini Ature), (Mini Mum), and (Mini Scule)

Rutenberg's Reed Frog (Heterixalus Rutenbergi)

Vietnamese Mossy Frog (Heloderma Corticale)

Purple Harlequin Toad (Atelopus Barbotini)

Upper Amazonian Treefrog (Dendropsophus Bifurcus)

Surinam Toad (Pipa Pipa) || Trigger Warning

My ask box is always open and Anon is currently ON.

[dizzibell]

One hundred bunnies in a trench coat eh?

*tosses a bag of 100 strawberries at you*

Think fast

oh FU--

[Everybunny comes flying out of the trench coat all at once, leaving it to crumple lifelessly as they each make a mad dash for the berries. Their fur and teeth run red with strawberry juice, making a scene akin to a bloodbath.]

[julia-butterfly]

Think fast, favorite chicken breed?

UHH UMM!!!

Okay so I know everyone loves Silkies because of their funny little hairdos, and they ARE adorable, but i think both the silver penciled and barred rock varieties of Plymouth Rock chickens have SUCH beautiful coloration and patterns in their feathers!

Just look at these guys!!

[mass-angel-exodus]

My father after impregnating my mother with me:

[countrydionysia]

Submit your vote!

Submissions are now closed. Thank you to everyone who submitted a piece for this edition of the Rural Dionysia! Are listed below this year's entries. Enjoy the read!

Freestyle Poetry

mint by @forthe-theoi

I Do Not Know How To Sing by @holywineandmadness

66 Days by @kallisto-aglaia (cw: death, cw: grief)

The gifts of Aphrodite by @piristephes

The Chthonic Sun by @khaire-traveler

Hearth Hazards by @arathergrimreaper

Untitled ('And I know you think') by @hawkmothdraws (tw: blood mention, tw: weapon)

Apollo by @beastial-bacchanal

Freeform Musing on the Zeus of China by @lavendervillage

Love of Man by @junooddly

for furor club (óðinn and dionysos) by @disir-ex-machina

The Hill at the Backyard by @straight-up-paranoia

Untitled ('Oh Enodia, brightest one') by @morteumdragonis

Modern Hymn

Dionysus by @beastial-bacchanal (tw cannibalism, tw gore, tw blood mention)

Praise to the Phosphoroi Theoi by @piristephes

To Psyche, the Hope Bringer by @starry-polytheism

Anima Bacchi by @binchtids

An Attempt of A Hymn of A Foolish Farmer Scholar by @lavendervillage

Untitled ('Hail Lord Apollon, hail golden Phoebus') by @achillesoul

Complete the fragment

fragmented (prayer?) by @eyeofnewttoungueofdog

Sing the melody, calm your mind. by @piristephes

My God by @definitelynotkiylen

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[graveyarddirt]

@lavendervillage

Eres un pollo 🐓✨

This is inspired by @greekmythcomix (really cute) Greek myth/Ancient Roman chicken series. They're all so charming, I had to try my hand at it. 

[andrew-nobody]

time for my weekly? semi weekly? ask

do you think ashleys cooking of the homo flesh could be enhanced by a pack of hamburger helper

Yeah, and I think grinding it into hamburger would help, too. There’s just something so fucked up about eating an unfamiliar meat, that anything you can do to make it more familiar helps….

[andrew-nobody]

you seem very cool. thats it i dont know what else to say. *hands you a pikachu*

Hey, thanks, but I don’t think—

GGGGGHHHHHFFFFKKK—!!!!

[andrew-nobody]

also in your defense, as a farmer, im certain there is a tomato that would work with cheesecake like an heirloom

Yeah, there are SO many sweet tomatoes. BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS, people!

If I said “blood cheesecake” you would all be creaming your pants even though that would taste like ass!!

[andrew-nobody]

…. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[sagescented]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

None, because Trees are People, and People are Trees, and deforestation is therefore murder.

My ask box is always open and Anon is currently OFF.

[andrew-nobody]

whatever happened to the real pikachu i gave you last month? does it live with you? did it leave the room? does it play blackjack with the demon?

Oh shit… I blacked out after it electrocuted me. I have no idea where it went after that….

It could be anywhere.

[andrew-nobody]

alternatively seeing as muppet christmas carol is stuck in my head i can see you as charles dickens gonzo and ashley as rizzo

One of the girls, can’t quite remember which one—very mysterious—wants to show me this movie. I’ll watch it and get back to you.

I relate to the feeling of being the only human surrounded by a bunch of Muppets, though. That’s how I feel on this blog.

[andrew-nobody]

o_o

.... Thank you.

[andrew-nobody]

you are green ashley is pink

callie and marie are also green pink

COINCIDENCE?M?

I THINK NOT

…. Please don’t open this door. I can smell the Cosmo and Wanda pictures right around the corner……