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*big pot of soup on your room step with a note that reads*:
"Hi honey, I heard you were sick. Get well soon. I made you your favorite, stew with potatoes, carrots, onion and
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Love,
Mom"
Are you fucking haunting me now?!
#tcoaal#andrew graves#the coffin of andy and leyley#mrs graves#androodle#answered asks#lavendervillage
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Top ten frogs toads etc?
You're in luck because I actually send my Husband interesting Frogs and Toads whenever I find them 🤣 So I actually do have somewhat of a list of fascinating ones I adore that I can give you.
Gray Tree Frog (Hyla Versicolor - now Dryophytes Versicolor)
Bird-Voiced Tree Frog (Hyla Avivoca - now Dryophytes Avivoca)
Strawberry Poison-Dart Frog (Oophaga Pumilio)
Taosze Spiny Toad (Leptobrachium Boringii)
"Mini" frog family (Mini Ature), (Mini Mum), and (Mini Scule)
Rutenberg's Reed Frog (Heterixalus Rutenbergi)
Vietnamese Mossy Frog (Heloderma Corticale)
Purple Harlequin Toad (Atelopus Barbotini)
Upper Amazonian Treefrog (Dendropsophus Bifurcus)
Surinam Toad (Pipa Pipa) || Trigger Warning
My ask box is always open and Anon is currently ON.
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One hundred bunnies in a trench coat eh?
*tosses a bag of 100 strawberries at you*
Think fast
oh FU--
[Everybunny comes flying out of the trench coat all at once, leaving it to crumple lifelessly as they each make a mad dash for the berries. Their fur and teeth run red with strawberry juice, making a scene akin to a bloodbath.]
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Think fast, favorite chicken breed?
UHH UMM!!!
Okay so I know everyone loves Silkies because of their funny little hairdos, and they ARE adorable, but i think both the silver penciled and barred rock varieties of Plymouth Rock chickens have SUCH beautiful coloration and patterns in their feathers!
Just look at these guys!!
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My father after impregnating my mother with me:
#also WHAT#total obliteration of all scientific advancements until we figure out what the fuck is going on#asks#lavendervillage#fgposting
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Ok three tier lists same prompt
Daddy Kokichi, Daddy Makoto, Shuichi comes into possessions of bimbofication rays
Who are they most likely to turn into their personal bimbos to more likely bimbofy for shits and giggles to who they wouldn't bimbofy
Makoto:
Kokichi:
Shuichi (I'm assuming you were going to write Daddy Shuichi and messed up :P If not, feel free to send another ask for regular Shuichi hehehe):
Bimbos! Bimbos everywhere!
#ask response#lavendervillage#MakotoNaegi18#ShuichiSaihara18#KokichiOuma18#Manik's Insane Tier List Frenzy
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Submit your vote!
Submissions are now closed. Thank you to everyone who submitted a piece for this edition of the Rural Dionysia! Are listed below this year's entries. Enjoy the read!
Freestyle Poetry
mint by @forthe-theoi
I Do Not Know How To Sing by @holywineandmadness
66 Days by @kallisto-aglaia (cw: death, cw: grief)
The gifts of Aphrodite by @piristephes
The Chthonic Sun by @khaire-traveler
Hearth Hazards by @arathergrimreaper
Untitled ('And I know you think') by @hawkmothdraws (tw: blood mention, tw: weapon)
Apollo by @beastial-bacchanal
Freeform Musing on the Zeus of China by @lavendervillage
Love of Man by @junooddly
for furor club (óðinn and dionysos) by @disir-ex-machina
The Hill at the Backyard by @straight-up-paranoia
Untitled ('Oh Enodia, brightest one') by @morteumdragonis
Modern Hymn
Dionysus by @beastial-bacchanal (tw cannibalism, tw gore, tw blood mention)
Praise to the Phosphoroi Theoi by @piristephes
To Psyche, the Hope Bringer by @starry-polytheism
Anima Bacchi by @binchtids
An Attempt of A Hymn of A Foolish Farmer Scholar by @lavendervillage
Untitled ('Hail Lord Apollon, hail golden Phoebus') by @achillesoul
Complete the fragment
fragmented (prayer?) by @eyeofnewttoungueofdog
Sing the melody, calm your mind. by @piristephes
My God by @definitelynotkiylen
To vote:
Voting takes place via poll. You will be asked to vote for 1 entry per category. You have until Dec. 18th to vote and we will be announcing the winners on Dec. 19-20th latest.
CLICK HERE TO VOTE
#vote opening#dionysusdeity#hellenismos#hellenic paganism#hellenic polytheism#hellenic gods#country dionysia#hellenic festivals#hellenic pagan#hellenic worship#hellenic revivalism#hellenic reconstructionism
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@lavendervillage
Eres un pollo 🐓✨
This is inspired by @greekmythcomix (really cute) Greek myth/Ancient Roman chicken series. They're all so charming, I had to try my hand at it.
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whats your favorite cheese
HMMMMM. honestly REALLY depends on what else i'm eating...... on its own? maybe a drunken goat type deal.... i don't know! i love to have a lot of different ones!
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time for my weekly? semi weekly? ask
do you think ashleys cooking of the homo flesh could be enhanced by a pack of hamburger helper
Yeah, and I think grinding it into hamburger would help, too. There’s just something so fucked up about eating an unfamiliar meat, that anything you can do to make it more familiar helps….
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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
None, because Trees are People, and People are Trees, and deforestation is therefore murder.
My ask box is always open and Anon is currently OFF.
#I need you to know this was an actual joke we made in conversion class tonight#lavendervillage#Answered Asks#2024#2024 Asks#Religion & Magic#Tree Speaking
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hello, seen your posts floating around, i am an artist but i don't have any sona pics atm so please enjoy this picture of my son john
he likes to yell and is the size of a 3-4 year old human
Hey hey thank you for showing me your son. He seems like a sweet boy. I love chickens!!!!!!
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tier list of dr girls who would uh get the biggest bimbo lips
*Kissy noises*
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Time to vote!
Submissions are now closed. Thank you to everyone who submitted a piece for this edition of the Rural Dionysia! Here is the full list of submissions.
Freestyle Poetry
Tanka Poem on Dionysus by @lavendervillage
Rage by @murph-the-lurph (tw: misogyny)
Cannibal love @loisgriffith (tw: cannibalism, mentions of alcohol and cigarettes, addiction)
"I read poetry ceaselessly" by @song-of-the-gods
A response to prayer by @piristephes
Modern Hymn
Reflective Hymnal Set To Athena, Hermes, Aphrodite, Dionysus @lavendervillage (tw: alcohol, sexuality)
Our dear Dionysus by @huntressofapolloandartemis
To Dionysos Melpomenos @starofmithras
A weeping praise to the great Paean @matriarca-inodora
For Apollo by @loisgriffith
Ode to Hermes, the Joy-Bringer by @piristephes
Lady Of The Crescent Moon by @khaire-traveler
Complete the fragment
"Graces! Sing me of Dionysus the Full-Throated" by @magicwingslisten
Hekate rests and dances and goes by @piristephes
"With head thrown back and long throat" by @imperturbitude
To vote:
Voting takes place via poll. You will be asked to vote for 1 entry per category. You have until Dec. 20th to vote and we will be announcing the winners on Dec. 21th latest.
CLICK HERE TO VOTE
#vote opening#dionysusdeity#hellenismos#hellenic paganism#hellenic polytheism#hellenic gods#country dionysia#hellenic festivals#hellenic pagan#hellenic worship#hellenic revivalism#hellenic reconstructionism
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you seem very cool. thats it i dont know what else to say. *hands you a pikachu*
Hey, thanks, but I don’t think—
GGGGGHHHHHFFFFKKK—!!!!
#tcoaal#andrew graves#the coffin of andy and leyley#pikachu#lmfao#answered asks#andoodle#androodle#lavendervillage
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also in your defense, as a farmer, im certain there is a tomato that would work with cheesecake like an heirloom
Yeah, there are SO many sweet tomatoes. BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS, people!
If I said “blood cheesecake” you would all be creaming your pants even though that would taste like ass!!
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