#laura's kiss

[inthedarktrees]

Sheryl Lee & Kyle MacLachlan | Twin Peaks

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Picture this: Dragons using their caves to age cheese. Dragon Cheesemakers!!

The dragon coiled his enormous body, completely blocking the entrance of the tunnel that lead to the caves.

“No,” he snarled, smoke pluming from his nose.

The cheesemonger pinched the bridge of her own nose. “Look, I explained this to you at the start,” she tried once more. “I make cheese.”

“Yes,” the agreed, nodding his scaly head.

“Then I bring the cheese here.”

“Yes.”

“Then you store all the cheese in your cave, keeping it at the perfect temperature and humidity.”

“Yes.” He sounded particularly proud of this part.

“And then when the cheese has ripened,” she concluded. “I come to pick the cheese up again.”

A thunderous scowl clouded his maw. “No.”

“But that’s how it works!” she cried in exasperation. “I make the cheese, you store the cheese, I sell the cheese, I make more cheese!” She peered up at him. “You do realise I cannot bring you new cheese until I have sold this cheese.”

The dragon considered this for a moment. “Ah, but what if—” he began. “What if you go and make more cheese. And bring me the cheese. And I put it in my cave, with the rest of the hoard. And then I keep it there forever.”

“No,” she said flatly.

It was remarkable how much a dragon could look like it had just swallowed a lemon.

“You can’t keep cheese forever,” she insisted. “It will spoil and go bad!”

“You said it would get better and better!” the dragon roared indignantly. “And I take good care of them! With the air flow and the humidity and the temperature!”

“And that is great,” she said, trying to smile through her frustration. “But when a cheese is ripe, it’s ripe! Then you should not be kept anymore, it should be eaten.”

The dragon scraped it’s formidable claws against the stony ground and sulked.

“Look…” The cheese mongering business did not tend to require a lot of sweet-talking, but she was making an effort. “I’m sure the cheeses that aged in your cave are the best cheeses people have ever tasted. When they find out how delicious they are they will want us to make loads more. Maybe several caves’ worth!”

The reptilian eyes stared at her with disgruntled, reluctant interest. “Several caves?”

“If we’re lucky! And I could make so much cheese that I could bring you new cheese as soon as I pick up the aged cheese. Your cave would never even be empty!”

This seemed to strike a chord. The dragon lifted his head a little.

“And that would really be much better for the rest of your hoard,” she continued with fresh inspiration. “Because if you leave cheese too long, it might go bad and spoil the cheeses next to it too!”

A nervous ripple went through the beast’s scaly body, but he clearly was not convinced just yet. “But what sort of a hoard is it if I have to give it away,” he complained.

“Well! Cheese is not just any old hoard! It’s a developing creation! And you will have a hoard that is constantly developing too. Constantly changing, but, if we do this right, never shrinking.”

The dragon looked at her solemnly, wavering with uncertainty. Perhaps she shouldn’t hold it against the poor thing, it must be a difficult concept to wrap his head around.

“And I will tell you what,” she said encouragingly. “If business is good, I can start investing in some really good crumbly cheeses. You can keep those in your cave for five whole years!”

“That is quite a long time for humans, is it not?” he said, sounding a little more cheerful.

“Very long. Especially when it comes to cheese. Cheeses that have been aged that long are very expensive.”

In retrospect, she should perhaps have led with that. Gourmand or not, a dragon was still a dragon after all. A glittering, toothy grin appeared on her recalcitrant business partner’s shout and he moved just enough for her to move past him into the mountain.

“Tell me more about this expensive cheese that crumbles.”

She hid a smirk. “If you help me carry some of the current ones out, it would be my pleasure.”

[slumberdoe]

we can talk about the vast wilderness of allegory in yellowjackets when it comes to the cannibalization of girlhood and others lives and we can talk about the inevitability to never escape fate despite circumstance and we can talk about the complex character subtleties and their purpose but what i want to talk about is the fact that no WAY do i think a dozen girls would be trapped in the wilderness for 19 months without starting to kiss each other

[otterlyart]

A stolen goodbye

[sh4-rkz]

I feel like after maybe a year or so after moving in with wade, Logan just flat out wants to marry him, and wades like ‘ok!’ Because fuck it, he loves him so why not?

I feel like Logan would also be so fucking annoyed about the fact he had to propose first and he thinks it’s annoying

Logan : when we get married who would wear a dress?

Wade (as red as his suit) : woah woah peanut! Not put a ring on it yet don’t think we need to think about that honey badger!

Logan : *huff* but I know I want to marry you, why do I have to do that?

Wade : because that’s how it works wolvie

Logan : that’s irritating. (Walks off into the kitchen)

Wade : *what the fuck what the fuck whatthefuckwhatthefuckomgomgomgomg*

Logan would go buy a ring the next week

[avengersnonsexualageplay]

Wade and Laura and Yukio: *spinning Dogpool around in circles* Spin the dog! Spin the dog! Spin the dog!

Dogpool: *slides to a stop, facing a bored Logan on an armchair with a cigar and reading the newspaper*

Wade: *picks her up and waves her little paw at Logan* Hey Logi, have you ever kissed a dog before?

Logan: *pulls down newspaper to glare at them* I’m not gonna answer that.

[beautifulwomen047]

Naomi Watts & Laura Elena Harring

[yashley]

imogen & fearne in c3e102

[leafspiritz]

(i kiss her again) 💜🖤

[uselessgayshit]

i can only imagine that when Matt said "she can only see what you want her to see" all the bells in Laura Bailey's head went off, the alarms started ringing and scrolling banners read "we are going to fuck"

[inthedarktrees]

Sheryl Lee & Kyle MacLachlan | Twin Peaks

[lightningtitties]

can't believe it’s been a year since laura bailey uttered the four words that changed the trajectory of my life forever

[thislifewasneverours]

"Alright, so I will! I do. I do. I kiss her." I'm a bit late to the party, but here's my celebratory Imogen and Laudna artwork!! + some details:

apologies for a) the lack of a rock chisel in Laudna's hair, b) the shitty background and c) imogen's sleeves being incorrect!!

I'm super excited for the future of these two. My commissions are currently open (with a short waitlist at the moment), so if you're interested, make sure to dm me for details! I'll get around to making a proper post about commissions details that I will pin to my dash. <3 <3 <3

[anissapierec]

Imogen touching her circlet while listening to Laudna talking.

[platossoulmates]

i know people were so excited for laura in deadpool wolverine but they never explained why she was in the void- and it’s implied that b-15 saved her from the void to live with wade/logan so the laura we see in the end is the one from the void but??? if this version of her was in the void?? shouldn’t there be a version of her in that (the Logan/Deadpool) universe anyway?? like now there’s just two laura kinneys wreaking havoc and the tva is just chill with that?

[girlskissinggifs]

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