#laura plays warhammer

[a-heart-of-kyber]

Party sugar daddy bought me armor because he's real rich and I'm the one killing the things so they don't kill him. Twas appreciated.

[cloudycaffeinatedcryptid]

I got something for you to chew on: what would the counselors DnD classes and race be? Bonus points for subclasses

oml i love this 😭 thank you. i miss my dnd group every day

Dylan's easy, he plays a half-elf bard/artificer. best of both worlds; he gets to be a charming dope & flash his knowledge at the same time. he's one of those players that's obnoxious but also so, so funny & ends up saving an encounter from going south more than once. his artificer subclass is definitely gravity arcanist - drawing the fire to protect his teammates sounds like his kind of thing

Emma strikes me as an elf girl & originally i wanted to make her a bard also, but i actually think she would play a ranger. after a lot of thought, i like to imagine to chooses celestial archer as her subclass & now i can't stop picturing Emma with a magic bow

i don't know why but Nick strikes me as a satyr. i'm not going to clown on him this time, it just seems like it fits. i also think he would play a monk - there's too many subclasses, my eyes hurt - & carries around a slingshot & a bunch of sharp stones. weird ass

Kaitlyn wants to be BIG. she plays a bloody orc with a massive warhammer that towers over the other players. with everyone else's insistence, she finally started doing A Voice. she plays a fighter & she went with the classic destroyer subclass to unleash her pent-up rage

since he's new to the game, Jacob picks dragonborn & assumes he's cheesed the system before figuring out how it works. he gets insanely attached to his character tho. he chose to be a barbarian & he's still deciding on a subclass :) he's either going to take the magical girl route or the way of the monkey king

Abi gets overwhelmed by all the choices & ends up playing a human in a panic, but she's not too disappointed, especially when she chooses to be a druid & then she gets VERY into the game. i think it would be cool if she picked the circle of the dragonshifter, but i do think she would take a stronger liking to the circle of the stars

Ryan prolly DMs, if we're being honest, but he would prolly play an earth genasi - he seems the type. steadfast and smart, able to blend with the world. he's a warlock on the outsider path & i had to resist the urge to pick so many things based purely on jokes

bonus - Laura plays a rogue tiefling & Max plays her dedicated sorceror satyr bf that tossing healing spells her way whenever they fight

[chiefatticcreator]

List of characters i'll roleplay

Lilith verse:

Taimanin Asagi: Igawa Asagi, Igawa Sakura, Mizuki Yukikaze, Mizuki Shiranui, Oboro, Ingrid, Felicia, Rinko Akyiyama, Aina Winchester, Annerose Vajra, Emily Simmons Yatsu Murasaki, Su Jinglei, Kurenai Shinganji, Asuka Koukawa, Kirara Onisaki, Noah Brown, Tokiko Fuuma, Shizuru Kousaka, Maika Kamimura, Rin Uehara, Sora Kannazuki, Nagi momochi, Saika Fuuma, Shisui Amamiya, Eleonor, Masked Taimanin, Spinel

Cara the Blood Lord: Cara Cromwell, Uehara kitae, Kamimura Azuma, Marika Krishna

Witch of steel Annerose: Annerose Vajra, Lee Mayfeng, Mitiko Fleuretty and Aishwarya Lai

Kangoku Senkan/prison battleship: Rieri Bishop, Naomi Evans, Alicia Viewstream, Maya Cordelia, Beatrice Kushan, Kila Kushan, Kilia Jech (Kangoku Senkan)

Overwatch:

Every single character (generally all as hyper-curvy women serving Jack Morrison's harem, but that will vary depending on asks, jack can be ignored for asks if you really want)

Lynn Morisson: Jack's sister, whom he fucked as soon as he could.

Laura and Mary: Jack and Lynn's twin daughters, born to be their father's fucktoys, and loving it.

Amanda: UN's liaison to Overwatch, initially sckeptical, but was subject to sexual torture from everyone present until she broke and is now a fellow fucktoy, helping jack.

Pria: Amanda's assisstant, former lesbian that was recruited for Jack to break.

Jessica: Sniper, extremely submissive and into pain. Serves as the base's fucktoy when not used by jack.

Jackie: female clone of jack made by talon to kill him, only to be tamed by his cock

teacher AU: Uses the same characters as Overwatch, but soem differences: Amanda is a fellow teacher, Mercy is a biology teacher and headmistress, Jack is the only male teacher (and only male in the school), which basically revolves around him and worshiping him, modifying girls' bodies to be bimboes.

vampire/count AU: Loosely inspired by Junkenstein's revenge, an AU where Jack is a vampire lord ruling over a small land. gothic-themed

hormonal!jack AU: Similar to the teacher AU, but Jack is a horny teen that fucks his classmates, his teachers, his friends and family...

Mass Effect: Every character in the first three games

Warcraft/World Of Warcraft: Every character that I remember

Final Fantasy VII: Tifa, Aerith, Jessie, Scarlet

Dragon Age: Every character of the first two games (haven't played Inquisition)

One Piece: Every single character

Naruto/Boruto: Tsunade, Sakura, Shizune, temari, Ino, Mei Terumi, Naruto/Naruko, Sasuke, Sasuki, Sarada... everyone you want me to write about.

Dragon ball: Android 21, Bulma

Bleach: Matsumoto rangiku, orihime, Yoruichi, isane, Rukia, Unohana, Harribel... any hottie you want. toshiro as the main "harem master"

Pokemon: Cynthia, Lusamine, dawn, Gardevoir, May, Lillie... any girl that can be fucked will be.

Miraculous Ladybug: Every character (with the girls as Adrien's harem)

Warhammer Fantasy: Every character appearing in the Total War: Warhammer games

Skyrim: mostly everyone, i guess.

The Witcher: Geralt, Ciri, Triss, yennefer, Chloe Metz... all sorceresses, all female characters

RWBY: Any girl that i remember/know of, with Jaune and/or Oscar as the lucky guy.

Random characters from various things: Bowsette, Wii Fit Trainer, Samus Aran, Rosalina, Peach, Daisy, Bayonetta, Zelda, Link (Nintendo), Aphrodite/Venus, Jessica Rabbit, Harley Quinn, Pacifica Northwest (Gravity Falls), Lara Croft (Tomb Raider), A2 and 2B (Nier: Automata), Eve (Stellar Blade)

[noxinamillionyears]

Been playing tLoU2 for the past few days. Here are some things I loved about it

Dina and Ellie’s relationship

Just everything about it

It’s organic and happy and mature and layered and realistic

I love love love them together

Abby’s arms

Lots more options to trick out characters and weapons

Dodging is dope

Abby’s fucking boss fight in the basement of the hospital, like what the actual fuck Naughty Dog?

Silenced machine gun

Crossbow

That feeling of walking through a zone you’d just cleaned out as Ellie but this time as Abby

Seeing the WLF’s stadium base for the first time

Abby’s arms

Safe cracking is much more fun and cool

Trap bombs

Abby and Lev’s banter during The Climb

Abby’s fear of heights 

(holy shit, Laura Bailey, phenomenal fucking job)

That whole feeling of “there aren’t really good guys and bad guys in this world, there’s only what you love and who you’d die for.” Top notch storytelling

The juxtaposition of Abby and Joel and how their perceived morality is challenged by the end of both games in parallel ways

D&D and Warhammer references

Dina’s badassery

“This makes getting to Seattle a lot harder.” “Then it’s going to be harder.”

Exploring Seattle with Dina

“You don’t have to come with me.” “You go, I go. End of story.” 

How Dina is always supportive and impressed with Ellie when she does a cool jump or narrowly avoids danger. They’re such good murder girlfriends

Dina jumping in front of Ellie and waiting until the last possible second to shoot the clicker until she’s 100% sure she doesn’t have a choice

Holy fucking shit, I just love Dina and want to marry her myself

Ellie’s fear of ending up alone in tLoU vs the ending of tLoU2

Dina and Ellie’s dancing with JJ in the kitchen

Carving JJ’s initials into the tree

Good to see Ellie’s love of dad jokes survived

Dina finding a book with two women in lingerie on the cover called Sorority Sisters and telling Ellie “hey look, it’s us!” 

Jesse telling Ellie “it’s all clear in here!” on patrol and then immediately getting jumped by stalkers

Lev. Just, everything about Lev. I love him more than life

Lev, jumping a long ways and landing on a tiny ledge hundreds of feet in the air. Abby: You know I can’t do that right? Lev: There’s a way around if you don’t want to. Abby: I don’t want to.

“If you’re going to kill yourself, don’t ruin the mask, asshole.”

Abby is such a massive beefcake

“Built like an ox”

Like seriously

Abby’s goddamn motherfucking arms

Ellie confronting Joel about taking away her choice to die for humanity in tLoU

“My life would have meant something. You took that from me.” Fucking finally. I have been waiting seven years for this conversation

“I don’t think I can ever forgive you for that. But I’d like to try.” 

Ellie going off to finish her revenge and risking everything she loves to do it, and finding within herself a way to both forgive Joel and Abby in time to redeem herself

The fight between Abby and Ellie at the end was just brutal

I’ve never been so distressed in a video game

I was just sitting here, whispering, “don’t kill her, please don’t kill her”

And then she didn’t

Well done, Ellie

Two queer women and a trans man of color made it out alive at the end of an apocalyptic game that is known for killing main characters

Ellie playing the chords for "if I ever were to lose you, I would surely lose myself," and the two fingers that are missing aren't part of the chord, and it just sounds wrong. She can’t even comfort herself anymore when Dina leaves and she realizes her worst fear has come to pass because of her own choices

Oof

Leaving that guitar and walking away, man

Jesus Christ

The angst

The hollowness

The cards she was fucking dealt right from the beginning 

I’m gutted

It's so fucking good

I know there’s been a lot of backlash and hate over this game but I really loved it

It’s exceptional storytelling that embraces the harsh themes that come along with a post-apocalyptic setting in a way that I’ve never seen before

The voice and mocap acting was stellar

The art and atmosphere was immersive and gorgeous

And I do have some minor criticisms 

But overall they took a lot of narrative risks and made something really special

And I hope the hate doesn’t dissuade them from making a third installment because there’s so much potential

[critrolestats]

Hearthstone One-Shot Masterpost

One post to cover the characters, World of Warcraft references, candle mentions, and Leeroy Jenkins (among other things). You know, the whole ball of wax.

Mentions of the word 'candle': 63

Thanks to @TriaElf9 for this art piece!

Character Descriptions

To help out all you Critter artists, we took note of times that the characters' features were described.

Lohkor:

Travis: Yes! I am Lohkor Windfallow, paladin, keeper of virtues and righteousness. I am devilishly handsome and I don’t play well with others because of that devilish handsomeness. But my skills are always for sale and my fellows seem to appreciate my roguish good looks.

Matt: His armored self, being top-heavy…

Wields warhammer

Greldamine:

Laura: Oh, hi. My name is Greldamine Clypso! I’m a gnome mage. I am short, even for a gnome, I know, that’s fine. I wear hair in a high bun. It’s brown.

Greldamine: Do you have robes? [...] I’m partial to purple.

Matt: Not touching the fungus with either side of your armored shoulder pauldrons. Your mantle, I guess it would be.

Greldamine wields Aluneth: Metal staff with purple and gold inlay, top has three pointed purple stones in a triangular pattern that float.

Greldamine: Oh, it cracks my glasses!

Bundle:

Taliesin: My name is Bundle. I’m a dwarf. I’ve got a very nice lime green robe. I’m a priest and I’ve been studying for quite some time. [...] Going a bit bald and I’m trying to do my best to bring it over and it’s going into not a great beard, but I use the ham hocks to liven it up a bit.

Aerwin:

Jennifer: I’m Aerwin Whiteclaw. It’s been quite a long time since I’ve been in this much company, it’s rather overwhelming. I am a night elf of the rogue persuasion.[...] I dress in black. I prefer it that way.

Matt: There is a beautiful, jagged dagger with a series of red gems across the blade, a chain affixed to its pommel...

Quazirat:

Liam: Yes, my name is Quazirat Toes. I am Draenei. I wear all white at all times top and bottom, underneath and front. Whole nine yards. I am simple man, I like to test myself in battle for the glory of Argus.

Liam: Do I see with my Draenei eyes as I stroke my chin tentacles…

Matt: In one of the sheaths is a blade. As you pull it out, it has a wicked metal, curved point at the end, like a forked point. It has an energy pulse gem in the center of where the hilt is.

Liam: This is called Adventure Fury: Blessed Blade of the Thrill Seeker. This weirdly pristine longsword is encased in meticulous, almost gaudy gold scrolling and rune-like carving that spell out phrases like ‘Carpe Diem’-- like your shirt of the doughnut-- and ‘You Only Live Once.’ You gain +2 to all attacks and damage rolls made with this weapon. You are immune to fear. If you ever attempt to flee from danger, you must me a wisdom saving throw (DC 12). On a failure, you instead rush towards the challenge in hopes of glory. YOLO!

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'Bob Esponja Concurso de Cocina' llega a iOS y Android: ya está disponible el nuevo juego culinario para toda la familia

'Bob Esponja Concurso de Cocina' llega a iOS y Android: ya está disponible el nuevo juego culinario para toda la familia

Tanto en Google Play como en App Store, es posible encontrar un montón de aplicaciones destinadas a un público infantil, aunque ya sabemos, por un lado, que la OMS recomienda que los niños menores de dos años no tengan acceso a las pantallas de los móviles, y por otro, que si le dejamos un dispositivo a un menor, debe estar configurado adecuadamente.

Dentro de esa variedad de apps para toda la familia con unos personajes fácilmente reconocibles por los más pequeños de la casa. Tal es el caso de la última propuesta de Tilting Point, creadores también de juegos tan dispares como 'Narcos: Iddle Cartel' o 'Warhammer: Chaos & Conquest'. En esta ocasión, nos traen un título protagonizado por Bob Esponja y localizado en los restaurantes y cocinas de Fondo de Bikini.

¿Quieres ser un experto en frituras?

El señor Cangrejo se da cuenta de que puede ganar todavía más dinero en el mundo de la comida rápida y se dispone a ampliar su imperio. ¿Cómo? Empezando por un puesto de desayunos justo delante de la casa de Bob Esponja. Así comienza el juego 'Bob Esponja Concurso de Cocina', en el que tendrás que crear tu propia cocina en Fondo de Bikini, decorar y personalizar tu restaurante, y servir deliciosos platos a caras familiares como Patricio Arenita o Calamardo.

En Xataka Móvil

31 aplicaciones de iOS y Android para que los niños se entretengan en casa

Y no sólo tendremos que preparar Burger Cangreburgers en el Crustáceo Crujiente, sino también filetes y costillas en la Casa de Arenita, perritos calientes en Weenie Hut Jr, una barbacoa en la Bóveda del Árbol de Sandy, etc. Todo ellos mientras exploras restaurantes conocidos y cocinas nuevas en Fondo de Bikini y Laguna Viscosa, entre otros lugares.

A medida que avances en el juego, podrás obtener recompensas y desbloquerar personajes, vestimentas, muebles, decoraciones para tus restaurantes, etc. Además, podrás escalar posiciones en la tabla participando en los eventos semanales y en los desafíos de cocina y de servicio rápido.

El juego 'Bob Esponja Concurso de Cocina' es de descarga gratuita en ambas plataformas, pero incluye compras opcionales en la aplicación que oscilan entre 1,09 y 109,99 euros, por lo que, en caso de que vaya a jugar un niño, conviene desactivarlas. Tiene una calificación de PEGI 3 en Android y para mayores de 4 años en iOS. Su mayor pega, como es habitual, es la publicidad.

Bob Esponja Concurso de Cocina

Desarrollador: Tilting Point

Descárgalo en: App Store

Descárgalo en: Google Play

Precio: Gratis

Categoría: Estrategia / Casual

- La noticia 'Bob Esponja Concurso de Cocina' llega a iOS y Android: ya está disponible el nuevo juego culinario para toda la familia fue publicada originalmente en Xataka Móvil por Laura Sacristán .

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[cosplayers-n-geeky-stuff-i-love]

The Game Awards 2017: Full list of Winners

December 7, 2017.

Written By Ozzie Mejia http://www.shacknews.com/article/102422/the-game-awards-2017-full-list-of-winners

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild takes home Game of the Year honors. Check out who else won big on Thursday night. .

The Game Awards are in the books. Shacknews watched along with the rest of the gaming world, but for anyone who missed tonight’s show, here is the full list of tonight’s winners:

Most Anticipated Game •God of War •Marvel Spider-Man •Monster Hunter World •Red Dead Redemption II •The Last of Us Part II (WINNER)

Best Score/Music •Cuphead •Destiny 2 •NieR: Automata (WINNER) •Persona 5 •Super Mario Odyssey •The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Best Handheld Game •Ever Oasis •Fire Emblem: Echoes •Metroid: Samus Returns (WINNER) •Monster Hunter Stories •Poochy & Yoshi’s Wooly World

Trending Gamer •Andrea Rene - What’s Good Games •Clint Lexa - halfcoordinated •Guy Beahm - Dr. Disrespect (WINNER) •Mike Grzesiek - C9 Shroud •Steven Spohn - AbleGamers

Best Sports or Racing Game •FIFA 18 •Forza Motorsport 7 (WINNER) •GT Sport •NBA 2K18 •PES 20188 •Project Cars 2

Best Esports Game •Counter-Strike: Global Offensive •DOTA 2 •League of Legends •Overwatch (WINNER) •Rocket League

Best Mobile Game •Fire Emblem: Heroes •Hidden Folks •Monument Valley II (WINNER) •Old Man’s Journey •Super Mario Run

Best VR/AR Game •Farpoint •Lone Echo: Echo Arena •Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (WINNER) •Star Trek Bridge Crew •SUPERHOT VR

Best Narrative •Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice •Horizon: Zero Dawn •NieR: Automata •What Remains of Edith Finch (WINNER) •Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus

Best Action Game •Cuphead •Destiny 2 •Nioh •Prey •Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus (WINNER)

Best Art Direction •Cuphead (WINNER) •Destiny 2 •Horizon: Zero Dawn •Persona 5 •The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Best Strategy Game •Halo Wars 2 •Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle (WINNER) •Total War: Warhammer 2 •Tooth and Tail •XCOM 2: War of the Chosen

Best Role Playing Game •Divinity: Original Sin 2 •Final Fantasy XV •NieR: Automata •Persona 5 (WINNER) •South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Best Family Game •Mario Kart 8 Deluxe •Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle •Sonic Mania •Splatoon 2 •Super Mario Odyssey (WINNER)

Best Esports Team •Cloud9 (WINNER) •FaZe Clan •Lunatic-Hai •SK Telecom T1 •Team Liquid

Best Debut Indie Game •Cuphead (WINNER) •Golf Story •Hollow Knight •Mr. Shifty •Slime Rancher

Best Independent Game •Cuphead (WINNER) •Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice •Night in the Woods •Pyre •What Remains of Edith Finch

Best Ongoing Game •Destiny 2 •Grand Theft Auto Online •Overwatch (WINNER) •PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds •Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege •Warframe

Best Esports Player •Lee “Faker” Sang-hyeok (WINNER) •Marcelo “coldzera” David •Nikola “NiKo” Kovac •Je-hong “ryujehong” Ryu •Kuro “KuroKy” Salehi Takhasomi

Best Student Game •Level Squared (Kip Brennan, Stephen Scoglio, and Dane Perry Svendsen, Swinburne University) (WINNER) •Falling Sky (Jonathan Nielssen, Nikolay Savoy, and Mohsen Shah, National Film and Television School) •From Light (Alejandro Grossman, Steven Li, and Sherveen Uduwana, University of Southern California) •Hollowed (Erin Marek, Jerrick Flores, and Charley Choucard, University of Central Florida) •Impulsion (Hugo Verger, Remi Bertrand, and Maxime Lupinski, Institut de l'Internet et du Multimédia) •Meaning (Hariz Yet, DigiPen Institute of Technology Singapore)

Games For Impact •Bury me, my Love •Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (WINNER) •Life is Strange: Before The Storm •Night In The Woods •Please Knock on My Door •What Remains of Edith Finch

Best Audio Design •Destiny 2 •Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (WINNER) •Resident Evil 7: Biohazard •Super Mario Odyssey •The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Best Performance •Ashly Burch as Aloy - Horizon: Zero Dawn •Brian Bloom as BJ Blazkowicz - Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus •Claudia Black as Chloe Frazer - Uncharted: The Lost Legacy •Laura Bailey as Nadine Ross - Uncharted: The Lost Legacy •Melina Juergens as Senua - Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (WINNER)

Best Fighting Game •ARMS •Injustice 2 (WINNER) •Marvel vs Capcom Infinite •Nidhogg II •Tekken 7

Best Game Direction •Horizon: Zero Dawn •Resident Evil 7: Biohazard •Super Mario Odyssey •The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (WINNER) •Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus

Best Action/Adventure Game •Assassin’s Creed: Origins •Horizon: Zero Dawn •Super Mario Odyssey •The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild •Uncharted: The Lost Legacy

Game of the Year •Horizon: Zero Dawn •Persona 5 •PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds •Super Mario Odyssey •The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (WINNER)

Best Multiplayer Experience was curiously not awarded, as of the close of this show. If it ever gets awarded, Shacknews will be to update this post.

Nintendo takes home three Game Awards for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. BotW, Cuphead, and Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice each won three awards this year. Meanwhile, Overwatch showed it’s still rolling strong, taking home Best Ongoing Game and Best Esports Game.

Carol Shaw was also honored with an Industry Icon Award. She was recognized for her trailblazing work as one of the first female game designers, going all the way to her time at Atari and Activision in the early 1980s.

[a-heart-of-kyber]

My Warhammer character has a danger sense ability, and it has been constantly going for like 8 sessions now...the girl is tired.

[a-heart-of-kyber]

GM: Anything else you'd like to do?

Me: *terrified*

Me: I wanna tell the demon that he's ugly.

[a-heart-of-kyber]

The way I just did 30 points of damage with two hits in Warhammer Fantasy.

That’s actually insane with how low the numbers in this game are. 

[a-heart-of-kyber]

My Warhammer character is an elf...listen...listen, the ingame prejudice is high so she's literally not built to talk to people. Elves are literally just better at everything stats wise and it's why I picked it as my race.

SO, imagine when we all go off alone to do our investigative rounds and I go "I bet shit is going down at the temple of the deity the town is named after. Seems like something you'd wanna corrupt if you were doing evil shit."

Anyway, she basically stumbled into the big bad's layer and had to also talk to people and had a vision and heard a demon voice.

She was alone.

Twas a time.

[a-heart-of-kyber]

When you roll so well the GM is like "...I...don't...I don't even know why I'm gonna have these guys roll."

[a-heart-of-kyber]

Valaneth Emberfell’s vibes “I came here to kickass and chew bubblegum....And I’m all out of bubblegum.” 

[critrolestats]

Quick Answers 48

Who was it that killed each individual member of the conclave with what attack? (for fanart purposes)

Brimscythe: Vax’ildan, Unknown (presumably a dagger)

Umbrasyl: Grog, Bloodaxe

Vorugal: Vex’ahlia, Fenthras

Thordak: Vax’ildan, Whisper

Raishan: Kerrek, Dusk Warhammer

Did Vex drop Demons for her favorite enemy? I was rewatching the episode where Vex and Percy were in the library and Laura brought it up but then said never mind.

Nothing has been stated on the show about it, as far as we know.

I would like to know how many times Laura has used swear words OOC and IC on the show?

We have no problem with strong language, but we still want to keep the language (relatively) clean on the site. Also, we no longer take tracking requests that require a full-show rewatch. (Friendly reminder to also check out our Frequently Asked Questions page!)

How does the Spire of Conflux work exactly? Can Keyleth cast those spells at higher levels? Does she have to spend more charges?

From how it was described, the Spire can only cast its spells- Fireball, Ice Storm, Conjure Elemental, Chain Lightning, and Fire Storm- at their base levels, expending the amount of charges listed for each. So, the Spire is balanced- amazing spells and other benefits, but only those certain spells and only at base level.

Would you or any one of your helpers happen to have a list of at least one time each member of VM introduced themselves individually (besides Tiberius, there's already a list for him I know) and a time they introduced themselves as VM?

You can take your pick of Percy introductions here. 

Vex introduced herself in Episode 18 (0:21:52) 

Scanlan in Episode 18 (0:20:17) 

Grog in Episode 18 (0:22:10) or Episode 60 (0:28:31) 

Vax in Episode 20 (0:33:47) 

Keyleth in Episode 84 (3:03:08) 

Pike in Episode 04 (0:21:16) 

They introduced themselves as Vox Machina in Episode 37 (2:23:05).

Weird question: Has Matt ever yawned on stream?

...Probably? In character, totally.

Hey, just wondering if [the character sheet] PDFs are custom, or if there is blank template to use in google docs.

They’re from Wizards of the Coast!

I seem to recall that Taliesin played a dragonborn paladin in the very first game before switching to Percy. Do we know anything else about this character, and has he ever been mentioned in the story?

He’s never been mentioned in the story, and the only other thing we know was from the Wizard World Portland panel (0:08:58).

Have there ever been any instances of double natural 20s on disadvantage or double natural 1s on advantage?

Edit: Yes. 

Double Natural 20s with disadvantage:

Sylas Briarwood: Ep34 (3:07:48)

Ghurrix, forced to reroll with Vax’s Luck: Ep76 (1:08:38)

Scanlan rolled double Nat20s with advantage in Ep77 (2:17:11).

Double Natural 1s with advantage: 

Vex: Ep48 (2:49:15) 

Scanlan: Ep61 (1:54:25)

Vax: While using Luck: 

Ep65 (2:00:09)

Ep83 (3:17:01) 

Grog: While Recklessly Attacking in Ep76 (1:12:28)

Keyleth: Ep78 (0:32:31)

What was the QR code on Sam’s mug?

lootcrate.com/criticalrole

Is your spelling of Taryon’s name on your Twitter the confirmed spelling or just your best guess?

Best guess in the moment. The spelling has since been confirmed as Taryon Darrington. Also, that’s generally true of all characters, places, or statistics during a live broadcast: functional for the moment, but check our NPC List or site for final names and numbers.

Any idea what kind of artificer Taryon is? Like if it’s the Unearthed Arcana one or if Matt made another class?

We’ve got an idea or two, but it’s honestly wild speculation at this point. We’ll need to see more of him before we’re comfortable speculating publicly. We are pretty sure there’s some homebrewing happening, though.