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time to watch all the eurovision songs
#this is how i find good music before many#armenia's song is a blast this year#i love the costuming#austrailias video is weird af from what i saw not a fan#austria just said WE WILL RAVE ft electronic music which is amusing with the austrian folks i know in lvoe w classical#azerbajan has a nice sound#belgium gives me panic/fob vibes meets rocky horror aesthetic in video#croatia is just a song id listen to anyway weirdly catchy#cyprus is fun#czechia is great modern girl pop#denmark seems like song has great performance#estonia what is that instrument yall#finland with the blurred out windows 95 logo#france with the ballad but man his voice is nice#georgia is catchy summer music#germany is a song id probably just like too#greece i was not expecting that but oooo is it catchy#iceland sounds like a fun party song or a movie ending on a happy note sonf#ireland is fucking wild i was NOT expecting that and the video is cool as hell#israels music video seems like a dance moms performance#italy got the fun weird hair going on and catchy#love the embrace of weird girl looks for this year#latvia with the bald dudes#lithuanias singer has a coat that i thought only existed in comic books#luxemborg was not what i was expecting#malta is very fun thays very much a vibe i get from people who live there that i know#moldova was super interesting and reallly cool#netherlands with the catchy europapa#norway impressive#poland was fun pop
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Latvia brought a bald dude in a plastic armor.
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I, an uncultured American who did not have the chance to actually keep up with Eurovision this year, have just spent several hours attempting to educate myself on the current state of the contest exclusively through tumblr’s “Eurovision” and “esc” tags.
Here is what I have learned:
Pussy
And salads, it’s part of a balanced diet
Norwegian wolves like bananas or something
You’ve heard of hot girl summer now get ready for ballad song spring
Are you actually in Eurovision if there isn’t some choreographed bumping and grinding
Okay but like are their costumes supposed to be wolves? Bananas with teeth? Did a wolf get knocked up by a banana? I have so many questions
I am not 100% certain of the name of the mad lad from Ukraine who was dancing like that but my god he can get it
Italy and Spain are upset with each other? I think? Unclear. I saw a lot of mentions of Italy and very little elaboration.
The final is apparently going to be boring because the censors are all cowards
There is a not-insignificant push to get the crowd to scream “pussy” during the final to protest Latvia’s ouster, they’re right and they should all say it very loudly
Okay but I’m hung up on this wolf banana thing. Like it’s sexual, right? Is it? Am I just too deep in the internet? I literally cannot tell, I just see these dudes in yellow lycra with little foam teeth pasted on what the hell am I suppose to do with that
Wait shit if it’s not supposed to be sexual I sound like a pervert MOVING ON
Turquoise carpet is the girl they tell Met Gala not to worry about
I do not know what the juries look like but I’m imagining a panel just. A supervillain-scale conference room table full of balding old white men with identically depressing briefcases
Obligatory dragging Britain through the mud
Interestingly most of the UK roasting posts I saw were written by Brits, further reinforcing my theory that you all have a humiliation kink
Okay but like, regardless of whether or not it’s meant to be inherently sexual, are the banana wolves furries? They have no fur. But like not all furies are actually furry, you know?
There is a full on “avenge Latvia” movement to establish their right to say “pussy” on international television and honestly it’s one of the more unifying and inspiring moments I’ve seen in Eurovision in a few years
Still not sure what the deal with Italy or Spain is, help
I have not been able to determine who this dude is with the plants all in his beard but I want to see his Pinterest board
Okay but seriously though, is this what happens when you give furries acid?? Acid, Adobe aftereffects and lycra????
The “cat with salad meme” sequel exceeds expectations
Like a good reality tv programme, the Eurovision-through-the-eyes-of-tumblr binging experience makes me feel like I’ve wasted several hours of my lifespan but leaves me hungry for more
#eurovison song contest#eurovison 2022#esc22#unsolicited thoughts from an American#y’all aren’t doing great per se but carry on sweetie you do you#pour one out for Latvia#esc#eurovision
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here's that long post of me commenting on every esc19 song that you didn't wanna read! going in order of appearance on the playlist.
cyprus: forgettable, but i like the early 2000s hook and that they really want their video to be editorial but it's mostly confusing
moldova: sounds like kelly clarkson with more bass? idk i'm disappointed
russia: high production value cannot hide that song and singer are boring
israel: yes for completely inappropriate opera with that terrible pop singer drowl
albania: there's rain! there's fire! running! drama! from the video i'm guessing it's an anti war song, but yeah it really brings the pathos, hope they do an equally dramatic stage show, also sounds very nightwish/lacuna coil circa 2005
romania: if they do the broken doll dance on stage i might dig it for pretentiousness alone. also omg the special effects!
armenia: they really thought a video of men beating up a woman was a good idea??? i like the singer though
malta: props for putting even the "na na" part of the lyrics in the video. do they know they're not lana del rey? very danceable, i like the chama-chameleon part with the instrumental.
sweden: the song is structured weirdly, but not in a good way. john can sing and moves well but damn the song is bad, even with the choir.
belarus: i feel bad making fun of this cause it's so cheap
montenegro: oh! terrible. it's so wrong. i love it.
italy: not remotely esc-appropriate but it makes cool use of repetition
ireland: no.
norway: surprisingly camp! pretty bad! weird dancing! the robotic smiles! the bald dude who just kinda injects something norwegian and can't hit a single note! the drums! it's so inappropriate, i fucking love it
north macedonia: i'm generally a defender of the art of the eurovision ballad and it has all the makings of something where they can overuse the wind machine
poland: the weirdness factor has real potential if they pull it off on stage, i generally quite dig it though i think the verse is stronger than the chorus
hungary: don't hate it but it's underwhelming
portugal: hey uh what the fuck????? amazing. show-stopping. here for it!
greece: what's with all the artsy music videos for mediocre pop songs this year? all that pink tulle
azerbaijan: i usually trust azerbaijan to send something very stupid but this is just boring. hope they have the dude with the mask on stage at least
austria: no.
spain: i guess at least there's a dance
czech republic: thanks i hate it
netherlands: not many men can pull off the hurt mournful singing without sounding obnoxious and ... duncan can't
san marino: serhat is KING and i love that they just sent him again even though he didn't make the cut last year, but this year's song isn't as good imho
slovenia: slavic fashion REPRESENT
serbia: could work with more pyrotechnics & wind machine
switzerland: i want that suit & hat he wears but wow is this bad
georgia: oto is creepily intense so this might be cool with like, costumes and stage action, i have hope
denmark: love how she's dressed but BIG NO.
finland: sgsjsjgsjgdjgdhk this is what i mean about stage shows making all the difference, the song is boring but that setup is so funny, why is the synth guy in a box, why is the dancer on top, the aquarium illusion, just everything
iceland: hewwo??????????? part of me is scared they're n*zis, the other part is just like omg look at these fucked up electro screamo SM thunderdome guys
belgium: no. (tbf when was the last time i gave belgium a yes)
france: i can't concentrate because he looks like lady gaga from the side
lithuania: sorry but he just doesn't have the range
germany: HAHAHAhahaha fuck no
estonia: i swear when will they stop allowing songs that are just some dumbass and his acoustic guitar
latvia: props for trying to bring back chanson i guess? it's okay.
croatia: they need to make it BIGGER but they're on the right track like, those wings? the white leather jacket? that musical build-up? the mist? fuck yeah that's the good eurovision shit
united kingdom: idk if he's nervous or just bad but the song is exactly what i expect from the uk (shit)
australia: look i've been criticizing australia these last years for Not Getting It but this is pretty awesome! musical opera bullshit with that costume and the person swinging on a stick? noice! and they made a halfway catchy song, too
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Eurovision semifinal 2!!
1 Armenia: Don’t really know what to say about this. Super edgy etc but it kind of leaves me wanting more? Not bad but not great 5/10
2 Ireland: Not great singing? This one also feels a bit more karaoke than eurovison. Kind of cute but she sounds really bored? Which doesn’t fit the aesthetics or music at all. Im confused 4/10
3 Moldova: I’m like 99% sure this sand thing has been done in eurovison before? So that’s boring. The song is not bad but it’s also not really that special 4/10
4 Switzerland: Im crying the red background is like taken straight from Benjamin Ingrosso lol but okay other than that not bad I guess but I’m sorry I can’t think past that. It’s a guy singing about dancing with a red backgroud... You could have at least waited a couple of years before copying someone else’s concept lol 3/10
5 Latvia: Not a fan of her voice but other than that? Yes please! It has like one sentence that she sings over and over though??? So 4.5/10
6 Romania: Also slow and boring but It’s not bad and I like the aesthetics of this so 5/10 lol
7 Denmark: Sure this pretty good but why have no one in this competition heard of writing songs that actually evolve and don’t sound the same through the entire song????? IM GETTING SO BORED 5/10
8 Sweden: I might be ~slightly~ partial BUT THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE BITCHES! YAS JOHN YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE!!!!! 10/10
9 Austria: aaaaaaaaaaaaaand im asleep again. maybe don’t make a song so high if you can’t comfortably reach those notes? 2/10
10 Croatia: Hmm. Not a bad singer, kind of interesting concept for the number I guess, boring ballad but this is good so I definetely think this should make it to the final 6/10
11 Malta: Good singer. Her energy actually matches the song and the number (take notes Ireland). This is kind of fun I guess? 6.5/10
12 Lithuania: I feel like this also not that bad? Not super impressed by the singing or anything but the song is not bad. Nothing happened in this one though so unfortunately 4.5/10
13 Russia: These mirrors make me think of camp rock hahaha. This is so overly dramatic I love it lol. Good singing so yeah. 6/10
14 Albania: I actually think this is cool haha. I like the concept, the outfits and she’s a pretty strong singer. This is also a little boring though so it gets 5/10
15 Norway: This is so good compared to Norways song last year!The jojk (no idea what that’s called in english but what the bald dude is doing) paired with the uptempo techno? Iconic 8/10
16 The netherlands: Wow okay im sad now great. The song is really good though. 7/10
17 North Macedonia: Wow we stan a feminist icon. Don’t have much else to say about this though. Great message. Actually a pretty good power ballad. 6/10
18 Azerbaijan: A pretty basic pop song but I guess it’s pretty good for what it is. Cool number, great singer. 6/10
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