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â what do you mean you donât have tiktok?  â
â what do you use your phone for then? â  // @lastofmarsâ Â
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querl: *opens his mouth*
jâonn:
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âI was not laughing at you, I was âŚuh, admiring your determination.â
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âspoken like someone who wants to get her kneecaps busted, you big green bitch.â
#[ INBOX. ]#[ MEMES. ]#[ V: UNREMEMBERED SUN. ]#HELLO 911 I'D LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME ITS NAME IS TJ#lastofmars
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â there is nothing i can do to lighten your heavy heart. â
american gods starters // acceptingÂ
Jessica remained silent for a moment, almost numb. Her gaze averted to her hands, clenching them into fists.Â
  Of course theyâd say that. Everyone pretty much has.Â
She took a deep breath in and let it out shakily. Maybe she shouldnât let a telepath try sort out her past next time. âThanks for trying.âÂ
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â youâve seen the bee movie how many times? â // @lastofmarsâ
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â you are not a mutant--and i cannot treat you as such.  â a simple truth he was sure jâonn would no real qualms with; erikâs communities came first to him, insular in ways, and warm, giving, in others. but the kindnesses he offered other mutants were not in the caliber of those he could offer to a man of the cosmic realms. still, there is a degree of compassion not afforded to the majority of humanoid counterparts.  â .. however, you arenât a human, either, so i may welcome you to see you well. in fact, iâve been told you possess an armament of investigative skills--those that i might need.  â
#lastofmars#-- THREAD.#-- THE TIME FOR SUBTLETY IS PASSING. | VERSE.#considering mutants go missing + anti mutant orgs and facilities and other horrible shit pop up all the time#relying on someone like j'onn who isn't tied to shit organizations like SHIELD#v much could help erik#have a grandpa
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@lastofmarsâ said:Â ânext time i want somebody to dance on my grave, i know who to call.â REAL HOUSEWIVES | acceptingÂ
   SLADE HAS BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK ENOUGH TIMES  to know when to stay down. â christ all-fucking-mighty. â he wheezes, followed by a bloody cough. â yeah --- you can count on THAT much, manhunter. at the VERY least. âÂ
   next time. there is always a next time.Â
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the fact being that the american healthcare system really just being like this in real life too tho ...Â
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Honestly I doubt even a European system would have helped Victor. Knowing from what Iâve witnessed with the Italian government-run medical situation there, they literally have the patients bring their own toilet paper, pillows, sheets......
And they tend to brush you off if youâre too old or sick for them to bother. In general, hospitals freaking stink.
I WISH there was a medical thing like in the comics where people were helped regardless of financial position. Instead we have to deal with *dramatically waves hands everywhere* this.
#Lastofmars#I'll never understand how some people can see hospitals as a vacation area#I get the heebie jeebies being anywhere near one *shudders*#Coming in from the Cold ( out of character)
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â  friendship ENDED with the x-men. now martian manhunter is my best friend.  â of course, if theyâre going to be a squad, there are a few important matters that need figuring out asap.  â  now, i nominate canât touch this by mc hammer as our theme song, but iâm open to suggestions. we also need a team name; got any ideas ?  â
@lastofmarsâ ⼠ed !
#lastofmars#i couldn't resist doing something around the fact that they both go intangible .#but i had no idea it was going to turn out to be such a meme .#anyways lmk if you want something more serious this is just where the muse decided to go askljf .
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@lastofmarsâ // sc.
â have you ever tried crushing a soda can with your biceps? â
#lastofmars#â loma shade â ⌠* ¡ Â Ë interactions .#u didnt specify a muse#so you get the weird alien child
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tonight on justice league...
#we post bullshit here sir (shit posting).#lastofmars#if you saw this post where spell check was active#you did not
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"I don't celebrate, but thank you nonetheless. And I hope your holidays have been joyous as well, Grundy."Â
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â It good. Friends visit. It fun in swamp for Crissmiss.......this time big bad monsters in swamp stay away from Grundyâs friends.â
He gave a worried look, not really understanding that there were others out there who didnât celebrate Christmas. Then again, his own interpretation of the holiday was very rudimentary......pretty lights, trees, presents and cookies. And friends.....a lot of friends.
â Green man lonely for Crissmiss?.........Hug?â
That was his reaction to anyone sad, or who he thought was sad......giving them a hug.
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â I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. â
guide to troubled birds starters // accepting
âYeah?â Jessica fished a water bottle out of her fridge and handed it to her new found friend. âI got a place like that. I usually try and avoid it these days, though. Something about character development.âÂ
#lastofmars#( ⽠listen up bitchcakes | answered )#( ⽠v: main )#jess and john... kindred spirits
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--// Sigmaâs Mass Effect Andromeda AU has been expanded. ))
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âJâonn. You okay there, big guy? You barely touched your Baja Blast?â
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me intellectually knowing n52 mr freeze bad: hmmmmmm mohawk and bare arms. nice               Â
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LOL Iâm gonna be honest....the art in that comic is really lackluster, just in seeing how bland Freeze looks.
There ARE much better illustrations of Freeze in that get-up, like this:
Personally I find the look at nonsensical as the time Freeze had a bare midriff in the 90â˛s.
Sure itâs cool.....but he keeps saying that exposing himself to anything warmer than 0 degrees will kill him. So why is he out there dressed in short shorts, a bare midriff and fingerless gloves?
Oh and heâs wearing a metal tank top.
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