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pauline's outfits in mario kart tour!
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I'm so used to seeing him in his armor that it's always a bit of a shock to remember, under all that ceramic plating Garrus is pretty thin.
#Mass Effect#Mass Effect 3#Garrus Vakarian#screenshots#last one for now I promise#But I was looking at my boy and going#'Garrus why are you so twink today?'#Also I know he's lost weight compared to the first game#but let's not talk about that too much or I'll cry
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Marge: What colour are Bucky's eyes?
Buck: They're blue, with hints of green when the light hits them.
Marge: And when was the last time he smiled?
Buck: This morning at 10:32 am.
Marge: Right...and when is my birthday?
Buck:
Marge: When's my birthday, Gale.
#masters of the air#buck x bucky#mota#clegan#buckbucky#incorrect mota quotes#im a firm buckmarge being mlm wlw solidarity believer#also this is clearly a joke#lavender marriage buckmarge#last one for now i promise
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The Color of Pomegranates (1969)
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From my very dumb post no one asked for
#last one for now I promise#I'll do other peoples' incorrect quotes too I just like mine too lmao#dbh#incorrect dbh#dbh kara#dbh ralph#dbh memes
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Avra Argyris and why the strongest person in the world serves the red cult.
You're born without a spirit blessing, but often one will bless you at birth. Some people can be blessed when they're older and some are never blessed. There's no inherent blessing benefits, and usually they just result in traits of the spirit.
Usually animal ears, strong skin, stuff like that. It also allows for easier affinity to some elemental magic.
But stronger spirits, regional or world ones can make vast differences.
The Riftmaker was a monster blessed by the spirits of the lands. The great hero carried the ocean spirit on her shoulders, and passed it down to many who came after her.
Avra was just a baby, born almost unable to breath, her throat burns with each breath. She would be blessed by a great spirit of clouds and rain.
With proper equipment, Avra finally could breath and live as her spirit, while it didn't physically change her features, it numbed the pain of her throat as the air burned it.
The trade off, was that wherever Avra went, it would rain. A cursed but one that benefited her well, even as a child she was on the move all the time, cities and villages paying good coin to have them stay days at a time to water the crops.
Her traveling and spirit would make her strong, but the endless rain would make her lonely. Once her parents passed on at an early age, she would be taken in by a traveling gun for hire, making good coin off her trait and training her to look out for herself.
Avra would turn this into a career working for benefactors both as artificial rain as well as as enforcer. There she would meet a woman who would become her wife, a smart savvy and kind woman with a secretive job, who basically came the light of her rainy life. Always knowing what to do and what to say, and always telling Avra that no matter what she did. As long as she saw it through, then life would be worth living. Even as the pain in her throat became worse over time.
Abruptly their life would end, the result of poisoning. The slow death from it, let Avra without anyone. She would still travel, she would still become known for her strength, brought in to keep things in order during global summits. Always brought in late to keep the seas clear and clean.
And with her presence and the stormy weather, there was never a threat of pirates, incidents, or sudden departures.
But her life was empty, the pain grew more. And on her last mission for the enforcement group, handling a rogue guild that tried to cement power in the fractured city-states.
She would meet a charming woman who spoke to her of miracles. Of Paradise. And offered her a contract, she needed someone to without questions protect her. She needed someone without influence to watch over her.
She sounded just like her lost wife, and she offered one last thing.
In Paradise, no one dies. Under the red skies, that love you've lost can be yours again.
Avra acts for the red cult for that single purpose, to see her wife again. Even as things get worse, even as the world crumbles, this world that means nothing to her without her love. Even as a horrible witch comes back into the world, as long as paradise is honored in time. Avra will see her mission through till the end, like she promised.
This is why during Avra and Vaimiti's final fight, they don't have words to speak to each other. Vee knows Avra will not bend, and Vee doesn't want her to.
Avra is why Neche isn't here anymore.
Vee stands in the way of her wife being revived. Even if its a lie.
And only one of them can meet at the the top where Yura and the cult leader duke it out.
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" Oooh... I know this song! I love it, can we restart again so I can sing along? "
#( icĀ šø tails )#last one for now i promise#i love this event and the sing alongs for sonic games are so fun
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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING
#if I have had this conversation with you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at whoever lied to you about various metals.#look I completely understand if your body happens to think that your piercing is an open wound for two decades#I have been there.#and I promise you the answer. is implant grade titanium.#there are many solutions to this problem one of them is implant grade titanium the other is surgical steel sometimes.#the other is sometimes if you can stretch the piercing to like... 10g#you can put a surgical grade silicone sleeve in there and then you can use cheaper metals for earrings#because they will not be touching your flesh they will be touching the silicone sleeve.#anyway the point is#someone should pay me to be some sort of piercing advisor.#there has been a lot of progress made in the area of body safe metals in the last 50 years is the thing#and we are fortunate enough to live now and not 50 years ago.#the mainstream jewelry industry has not exactly caught up with this.
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2025 horror pin up calendar!!
print version | digital (/print it yourself) version
a labor of love, truly <3 prepare for the new year with 12 suggestive (and silly) horror characters :) featuring characters from: american psycho, bride of re-animator, the evil dead, hannibal, jason x, frankenhooker, alien, an american werewolf in london, jennifer's body, saw, the thing, and scream! to see the full specs of the calendar, check out the pages above!
#IF you have trouble w the print version website just lmk#ive used mixam before but not their print on demand. so there might need to be some troubleshooting#it is us and uk only though i think </333 very sorry#but if you get the digital one you have my permission to print it whatever way you want#anyways i hope you all enjoy :) this was fun to work on. even if it was exhausting at points lol#there is a free vers of the calendar on the digital one!#paying just unlocks print quality versions#my art#artists on tumblr#procreate#clip studio#<- did the lines in one and colored in the other lol#ok now to tag all the characters. deep breath#patrick bateman#herbert west#dan cain#(hes there too i promise)#ash williams#hannibal lecter#hannibal nbc#friday the 13th#jason voorhees#frankenhooker#ellen ripley#jennifer check#colin gray#adam stanheight#(ngl. had to look up his last name)#macready#ghostface
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