#last bug fight

[aurantiumred]

fun valgrace headcanons!!!

jason took a minute to figure out what a marshmallow was. upon discovering, he ate it raw, much to leo's disgust and horror. he amended this by setting one on fire with his hands and shoving the burnt marshmallow at jason. this very quickly became a sticky mess. they were put on chore duty for accidentally starting a food fight while trying to get the marshmallow off.

they debated for a solid hour and a half whether fireflies were called lightning bugs or fireflies. the other demigods have 'nam style war flashbacks when jason points out a roly poly on the sidewalk and leo responds "no, thats a doodle bug." his region of texas didn't even call them doodle bugs. he was just being a prick for entertainment. this also occurs with otterpops.

youve heard the saying familiarity breeds indifference. no. everyone swears that they get more publicly affectionate and adoring to each other by the DAY. it started small, like leo hopping tables to sit with jason cause he was stuck alone (much to jason's protest, because RULES, leo.) and eventually evolved into leo spending his time following jason's every step. jason paces a lot so leo is always like two steps behind him while ranting about something neither of them really understand. jason is listening to leo more than leo is listening to himself.

they both sit in and wait for the other to be done with work. jason keeps quiet. leo will talk anyways, whether it be him working on a project and jason sitting near him in bunker nine, or jason studying and leo sitting against his chair.

speaking of studying, i have a hc that jason never learned much about math in CJ. he knew basic math up to like, sixth grade level, but no where near the level he needed to actually go to school with his age group. leo spends a day with him teaching him more complex concepts like pi, algebra, and imaginary numbers. leo falls asleep first.

jason is a massive hypocrite and tells leo to sleep when he doesn't himself. leo has made a game of dragging jason to bed with him whenever he tells him that he should sleep. jason thinks he engineered the game and he succeeded in making leo sleep. leo knows the game, and that jason thinks he made it because hes not dumb, but he sleeps with jason anyways because it helps the nightmares. plus, jasons always there for him, so he's there for jason.

[songbirdo]

All of you who have talked about how you fear bugs less due to Hollow Knight or other reasons, y'all are the real ones. Thank you for being nicer to our insect allies.

If your fears have not been helped, that's also okay of course.

All I'm saying is that if you can appreciate the sleek and graceful segmented form of the Pure Vessel, perhaps you can also appreciate a praying mantis delicately cleaning itself...

[undomesticated-animal]

I have the feeling I'm going to keep returning to this idea of sexual agency a lot from different directions because like.

Okay so I only really date other trans, intersex, or gnc folks right? But I fuck a LOT of Straight Men TM, and I pretty much always have a good time, but this is NOT because they're all good in bed. In fact, a lot of them basically have nothing but size and stamina (the two things I care least about) working in their favor.

But this is where being vers as fuck comes into play. Because even as a bottom, I fuck like a queer. And I look pretty visibly queer, I have a voice that's rough and low. And they're attracted to all of it get me? It's safe because I have tits and a vagina and they can just pretend they're fucking a dyke, not a GUY but friends they are absolutely fucking a guy. And they learn that the minute I'm on top of them, which is why men love it so much when I ride them and I can almost never get another position out of them after that lol

What do I mean when I say I fuck like a guy? I mean I ride like I'm penetrating them because circlusion is basically the only form of clitoral stimulation I enjoy, and while I would need a strap and a willingness to try anal from a partner to ACTUALLY fuck them, it turns out that using the movements and thrusting rhythms is actually still pretty fucking stellar when both parties are getting that experience. It's basically like 69ing with eye contact, and every Straight Man TM who has experienced it for the first time with me becomes slightly obsessed and seems to have some kind of sexual awakening in the process. Tbh I had one too the first time I experienced the sensations because they're WILD but for me there was no morality involved, just sensation-seeking. The best way I can think to describe it is "what if the dick belonged to both you and you BOTH experienced the pleasurable sensations of fucking your partner and being fucked by your partner?

See, I tuck my ankles up between their thighs for better bounce, and I lace my fingers under their neck and the heels of my palms under their ears so I can hold their face at kissing angle, and between the two, I have discovered that a lot of Straight Men TM find themselves experiencing for the first time what it's like to get fucked missionary. Some of them do NOT like it, but the vast majority spend the whole time looking up at me with literal awe and frantic desperation as they forget to even try to fuck me back. I suspect it's the sensation of having their thighs pressed open is a big part of it for them, it makes them feel vulnerable, but I'm really good at keeping them anchored through it, so it's rare for vulnerable to tic all the way over into fear or threat, and usually the second it does, I'm topping from the bottom anyway, so they get to regain their feelings of autonomy while maintaining the vulnerable sensations, and psychologically that'll fucking break a person's self control like no one's business lol.

It's easy for people to forget that penetration is vulnerable and emotionally intense, esp if they're not set up for easy or consistent experience of the sensations of penetration. But folks. Folks, the look on a Straight Man TM's face when he realizes that he can have his dick sucked or fucked as a SUBMISSIVE experience FOR HIM? That's the good shit right there. That's what sexual agency is. The ability to sit with yourself and really ask "why do I like this and what else might I like?" and allow the answers to come without shame or fear.

Anyway, next time you want to switch shit up, try setting your top up in a comfy oral chair and let them start off thinking this is gonna be service as usual from their sub, but little by little, get your arms around their thighs and hips from underneath so you can get your face deeper into their crotch while holding them more and more still so all they can do is experience what you give. If they try to push you to give more, dig your nails into the soft part of their inner thighs and apply some gentle suction to the head (clit or cock) while sticking your tongue out and sort of grinding your tongue and chin against the underside of the shaft (clit or cock), but go slow and firm, not fast or intense. Watch them start to fall apart and get twitchy and incoherent. Watch as they go from trying to grab your head and take what they want from you to grabbing at themselves, their hair, their clothes, half sobbing at how good it feels and how they can barely stand it. If they whimper and beg for a specific sensation, make a thoughtful hum at the back your throat the vibrates against their pelvic bone and once those little frantic sounds start coming because they're trying not to push your head where they want you because they want to be so fucking good for you so you'll keep doing what you're doing, give them what they asked for. Watch their head snap back, hear the moans turn to wails, feel the way they pulse and swell under you, and do not fucking stop unless you have to.

When they come, they WILL grab for you again, but even as it is to keep your mouth on them the way they like, it is not a command anymore. It is a caress, a desperate plea to touch and be touched in turn, an expression of vulnerability no different from the wail of despair I make every time someone pulls out of me. They have forgotten what their body feels like without you there and they are afraid to remember.

If you really want to fuck a bitch up, this is the point where you slowly, gently, softly, lick them over and over again while they shake and plead and yell until they're nothing but putty in your mouth and holding off the next orgasm by the skin of their teeth.

[lunarharp]

witch sketchbook

[youremyonlyhope]

I took this quiz. And some episodes were easy. Some made me just plain mad (Anti-Mavity Motorbike. No. I hate this stupid running joke). Some made me mad because I understood IMMEDIATELY what they meant (Awkward Bed Sharing, Paving Slab, Smacked Bottom) and it annoyed me that it made sense. And some made me mad because I knew the exact episode but could not remember the actual title for the LIFE of me (PE Teacher, Floating Fingers). And others made me want to sob (Cup-A-Soup, Solid Right Hook) because I loved the description choice so much.

Anyway. I need there to stop being so many "the [Blank] of the Doctor" episode titles. I can't keep track of them. At a certain point if I knew it was an 'of the Doctor' episode I just skipped it.

[socially-awkward-chocobo]

Happy Kagepro Day!!!

[riddlesnap]

I like to think on some level that in the event that Edward is ever killed or permanently incapacitated, he has his own contingency plans in store to continue fucking with Gotham but dialled up to the elevens to spite everyone. We're talking virus outbreaks to corrupt and bring down entire network systems, sending terabytes upon terabytes of incriminating data across various outlets and media sources, all the juiciest gossip and blackmail imaginable held back only by a dead man's switch. It's not the way that Eddie would choose to go out but he'd damn well make sure to cause as much drama and damage on the way out as he possibly can.

[millionsknives]

mods are asleep post vash bts celibacy gif (commission for @aforeffortenjolras)

[thornsent]

HELP TWO DISABLED TRANS FREAKS START A LIFE TOGETHER

after MONTHS (literally a year in my case) of searching and fighting my girlfriend and I finally signed our lease together today!!!! we are both disabled + trans + literally have no income aside from state disability which is $200/month max, so we really need help covering some basic-ass stuff lol

pypl alumirust@gmail.com vnmo alumirust cshapp doppelgougar

we're gonna thrift all our furniture (aside from mattresses, bc bed bugs) but we still need to afford cleaning supplies and basic appliances on top of that. you all have helped us tremendously over the past few months and without y'all we wouldn't have been able to pay the down payment. I sincerely appreciate all the help so far, and I'm hoping we will be able to get back on our feet now that we have housing sorted out. we just need to get situated in our new place!

[rohirric-hunter]

The Grim Southron can have an extremely stupid sword. As a treat

[reblogglelog]

they hurt his babygirl

[brokenrefraction]

revenges for Yaereagh and allister333 on art fight!

[thirsty-4-ghouls]

Do you get more “rarer” potions or whatever the higher you get in alchemy levels? Because I stg it wasn’t this hard to get green or yellow when i was ten levels lower >:\

“You transmuted blue sludge” I don’t fucking need more blue sludge! I’m out of yellow!!! I keep transmuting one and two star items and the last one I did (2 stars) gave me red sludge!!! I like having purple, red, and blue, sure, but I need yellow!!!

[allpromarlo]

anaxa is a second account purchase BOY go fight phantylia

[cannedquokka]

What a phenomenal game.

Bomb Rush Cyberfunk was everything I wanted and more. As an OG fan of Jet Set Radio, and a diehard fan of Future, this was just...beautiful.

Please go play this game.

[artemistorm]

I am so tired. Trying to convince myself to finish up the math study guide but... not sure that is going to happen.