#lasers speak now

[laserswordtraining]

Rewatching Veronica mars for like the third time, and there’s noooo other show that has three different theme songs in 4 seasons 😂😂 and the original was the best, so funny

[laserswordtraining]

If I look at this for another second I’m gonna go back to keep working on it, but what a productive few hours! They’re stinkin CUTEE

WIP of my lil boys Harry and Neville! Specifically for my own fic Victory in Love (also a wip…) but feel free to ask me questions about it! I’ll probably share snippets in the next month or so

Also erm, babies are hard, I promise they’re having a very happy childhood

[xochimillilili]

Im really really gay holy shit

[vulpesintuos]

in hindsight it *is* hilarious that my writing has went from "I have never stopped thinking about (and wishing I could replicate) the sheer hype of the RULES OF NATURE scene in metal gear rising revengeance" to "I'm putting an image in your head that this man has his hands deep in the other's ribcage and the beating of the heart you feel wet on your skin is a metaphor for emotional closeness. this is what kissing is like"

[lovecom]

having pcos is like; i have to lose weight to get a period again, but you cant lose weight easily so you need to eat and workout like this. but also this wont fix your hirsutism cause of the testosterone so you need to take these medications and combined contraceptive. but also it wont fix everything and you will have this condition forever, also you may never have children or a normal hormonal system. good luck tho also ur hair is gonna fall out like a man ok bye

[starryluminary]

Knowing what I know about Aoyama and rereading some of the manga is causing me physical pain

[vamptastic]

i think my constant seething rage is honestly very reasonable. i literally live in florida.

[celeryw]

what if i day to this guy "literally what the fuck are you even talking about" is that rude . i think he has feelings for me but i have been deliberately short cold and half ghosting him

[spooky-activity]

The best way to kill Alecto, Black Knife Ringleader is to cheese her into a corner, drink the Wondrous Physic that gives you unlimited FP for 15 second and then shoot the comet into her face

[laserswordtraining]

Tired? Bored? Yes scrolling for an hour and a half will make you feel better and more human than getting up to do something that you enjoy or will be refreshing /j

Fucking Sunday scaries are back bruh

[doesntseeyourbeauty]

I MISSED HAUNTED AND I ALMOST DO

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

[nonbinary-nahuyta]

Some of the officially-translated Apollo Justice Trilogy track names kinda suck lol

[jimingyue]

Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🖋️ meowful-musings Follow

🕊️ birdwatching Follow

what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine

💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204

op wheres the natural feeding option

🌲 outdoorsy Follow

you guys are getting fed?

#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look

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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!

☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3

🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow

as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3

#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....

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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right

❤️ loving-paws284 Follow

um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...

🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow

OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD

🐟 tunafeesh Follow

also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly

🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks

anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse

#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now

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🍃 naturalliving Follow

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

猫神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash cat

410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly

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🎣 salmonpurina Follow

can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther

#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks

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💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!

🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow

evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever

💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

make your own pawst

💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721

umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...

👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow

Nyaverage shelter cat behavior

#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up

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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo

💡 discourse-meows Follow

hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks

🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

1. i was making. a joak

2. i'm literally gay???

#literally what's your pawblem

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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

i know you fuckers are lying

🍭 gaykittens Follow

this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

shut the heull up

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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise

🐁 ladymouser Follow

op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control

🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us

[angeltism]

can the universe stop trying to test me . i know i'm amazing and we can't have me being too amazing for too long because then everyone on planet earth will fall in love with me or something but Come On

[jim-fetter-illustrations]

God can speak to all of us now....

Have you ever heard the voice of God in your head?

We now know this is possible even if God didn't really speak to you.

And it's not necessarily mental illness,..... it might just be technology.

Every once in awhile I hear about something so bizzare i just have to check it out and investigate how this story came to be.

To my surprise as unexpected and difficult it was to believe the story turns out to be true after all.

Ya see, The US Government Is Making Parametric Speaker Lasers That Create Voices out of Thin Air.

The Pentagon”s non-lethal weapons lab has come up with a direct energy weapon that can produce an effect like a haunted ghost in your head or the biblical burning bush.

Parametric speakers are a reality it seems, also known as "sound lasers," and they use the principle of ultrasound to project sound in a highly directional manner. They work by emitting a high-frequency ultrasonic wave in the 65 kilohertz range, which is beyond the human range of hearing, but is modulated with an audible signal that the human brain can hear,.... that's right there is no sound anyone can hear in the air, the sound is only heard within the Brain like voices in your head only you can hear.

I had always wondered how president Bush could have heard Gods voice in his head telling him to go to war with the middle east after 9/11, and now that possibility doesn't seem so far fetched if the weapons and oil industry had Parametric Speaker Lasers telling Bush to do just that, and Bush thinking it was God telling him,........ think about it,..... and how many situations could you manipulate if you had the power of putting Gods voice in peoples heads, and no one else could here it?????

The ultrasonic sound laser is highly directional, meaning it can be pointed or targeted in a specific direction. When this wave interacts with the air, it causes the air itself to demodulate the signal and, as a result, creates audible sound waves perceived only in the path of the beam.

And when someone is in the path of this beam, they hear the sound as if it's coming from inside their head, and no one around them hears anything.

Is that you God, what do you want me to do for ya?

In essence, parametric speakers sound lasers manipulate the properties of sound waves and the air's non-linearity to create a localized and focused auditory experience interacting with the listener's brain. The sensation of the sound originating within one's head is a result of the unusual way the sound waves are generated and directed.

Sooooo, if the government can do this with a few thousand dollars of electronics, don't tell me they aren't capable of activating mentally broken people to carry out heinous acts thinking God told them to do it, because of the voice in their head.

This is a whole new technology that is being tested in the battlefield in various places, so why not here in America to get people to do what government wants them to do thinking it's God telling them to obey, and Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God (caesar representing government).

Still don't believe this unbelievable story?

The Louvre in art gallery in Paris, France has recently installed this technology, and as you pass by the Mona Lisa the woman in the picture calls out to you 'in your head' and starts telling you her story—who she is, how she came to be painted, and how she's lived her cramped life inside this simple wooden frame for almost 500 years, and only you hear her story in your head, the person standing two feet away from you hears nothing, which is creepy if you ask me. And just to note, ever since the Louvre has been using this technology their gift shop sales has skyrocketed,... a subliminal advertisers dream come true......

This new technology is coming, because it's soooo powerful for all kinds of applications like sales, so Look forward to shopping malls, retail stores and all sorts of shopping experiences whispering to your inner sense of being to "BUY THIS" as if you thought your own self suggest it to you in your head, and again creepy to say the least, but it's coming to a store near you I'm betting..... if it isn't already there.

The phrase "The Devil made me do it" just might be a legal defence in the near future..........

............ is it just ME, or does the world seem to be getting more and more fucked up because we are using technology for all the wrong reasons, and not to help humanity but rather to make humanity obey those in power?????

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