#las amigas

[miciagalattica]

[finzione]

Conclusión: el amor no hace sino deshace.

[w0wz3rz1]

ok i lied AGAIN sorry 😞

[sudaca-swag]

los europeos pueden estar pasando el peor momento de su vida pero aún así van a tener fuerzas para ser xenofóbicos por al menos dos segundos, ser europeo es una enfermedad lmao

[alejandro2069]

Por creerme sabio, termine aprendiendo de una mala manera, lastimando a quien no debí hacer.

[lesbiano-idiota2]

Como saber si un puto es muy malo? No tiene amigas tortas.

[koremonescila]

Me da demasiada risa cuando House está tipo diomio eres insoportable déjame en paz con Wilson cuando hermano literalmente prefería morir antes d q Wilson lo odie

[quemirabobo]

El nivel de desconexión que manejé esta semana no es sano, me enteré ayer a la noche que el lunes encontraron la cabeza de un tipo en un bolso a 4 cuadras de mí casa

[another-one-bites-the-chipaguasu]

Lore drop Domingo de tarde

Compartan conmigo sus experiencias

Hace unos años tratando de hacer amigos que tengan los mismos gustos que yo me uní a un grupo de otakos que se reunian los sábados de tarde!

Luego de 40 minutos de conocernos una mina empezo a hablar de bondage y de ahí se desvio el tema hasta que preguntaban si estabas depilado

Y tipo bien por ustedes chicos pero mi lugar no es acá!!!

[miciagalattica]

Mujer joven y mujer madura

[latinotiktok]

¿Por qué cuándo tienes una amiga lesbiana es una de las mejores amigas qué tendrás y al mismo tiempo una de las más honestas? No le puedo decir el tipo de hombres qué me gustan porque me mira cómo sí le hubiera dicho que me gusta la mierda 💀

FUA RE JUZGADE SJGDKGJND

[everythingblackblack]

I'm back with more misquotes, team ekoda, part 2.

Hakuba: Hi, you're my crush. Hakuba: It's a shame you're gay… Kaito: Hahaha, thanks. Kaito: But aren't you a man…? Hakuba: Yes, why?

Kaito: Dad! I finally confessed to the person I like! Toichi: I'm surprised you told me by text, but don't worry, we always knew you were gay, even your grandparents know, we'll always love and support you. Kaito: I'M NOT GAY. THE PERSON I LIKE IS A GIRL. Toichi: Oh, what a character, you even seem gay. Note: Go to hell, Toichi.

Kaito: I want to die. Akako: Me too. Kaito: Do ​​you want to die too? Akako: No, I want you to die too.

Kaito: Do ​​you want to be my sun? Akako: YES! <3 Kaito: Well, get 150 thousand kilometers away from me and light a fire.

Saguru: If not with you, then with your sister. Saguru: BUT I'M STAYING IN THIS FAMILY, I'M STAYING.

KID: Don't cry over that guy anymore, you deserve better. Aoko: Someone like you? KID: Don't overdo it either.

Kaito: And the boyfriend? Akako: I don't have one. Akako: No one is worthy of having a girlfriend as beautiful as me.

Akako: Do ​​you have a boyfriend yet? Aoko: Yes <3 Akako: Congratulations. Akako: I ASK TO BE THE LOVER.

Kaito: Are you going to come back with me or not? This is your last chance. Aoko: No. Kaito: I'll give you 3 more chances.

Aoko: I'm in love with you. Hakuba: And your boyfriend? Aoko: My boyfriend? And what does that have to do with it? How could he be in love with you, you're so stupid.

Aoko: He asked me to be his girlfriend. Kaito: And what did you say to him? Aoko: Of course I said yes! Kaito: BUT YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND. Aoko: And what's wrong with that? My heart is big, I can love both of you, don't be selfish.

Hakuba: Do you have feelings for me? KID: I don't even feel the alarm in the mornings, what do you think I'm to feel for you?

Kiato: Do ​​you trust me? Akako: Yes. Kaito: Then why are you jealous of me? Akako: I trust you, not others.

Kaito: I told my pigeons about you. Kaito: I showed them a picture of you. Kaito: And I told them "Look how beautiful your mom is."<3

Aoko: Marry me, so that our children will be beautiful because of you and fun because of me.

Hakuba: What figure are you missing, apart from your father?

Aoko: How can you be a man? Doesn't it disgust you to belong to that specimen? KID: I'm good. Aoko: Good at lying.

Kaito: I miss you, dad. Kaito: Daddy.* Kaito: This isn't fun anymore, it's sad.

Kaito in almost all KaiShin fanfics where Aoko likes Hakuba: Every day I pray that you stay away from that man.

This deserves a variant:

Hakuba talking to Kaito about Akako: Every day I pray that you stay away from that woman.

Aoko: And how do you have a boyfriend? Aoko: Ah, yes, you cast a spell on him.

Aoko: I miss you. Aoko: With you I can be as stupid as I want, because no matter how stupid I am, you will always be more stupid.

KID: Get to know her. KID: Go out with her. KID: Buy her an ice cream. KID: Spit in her mouth. KID: I don't know! Romantic stuff.

Text: He was beautiful as a rose, she was a beast enslaved to her impulses.

Akako: Hey, fool. Kaito: What happened, princess?

Image: She broke 3 of her friend's teeth for getting back with her ex. Aoko: You heard me, idiot. Don't test me. Kaito: LOL.

Note: The ex is Shinichi.

[unormalbibi]

Relistening to project Meridian from the beginning and oh boy, doodles where necessary

[lesbiano-idiota2]

People defending surrogacy go kill yourselves for real i will not feel symphaty for a straight rich couple using another woman as an incubator for $2 dollars

[chicafinal]

rewatched star trek 2009 with my sister. we had both forgotten how much of a mean girl aos spock is

[avanti-morocha]

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