#language ask meme

[vaszametili]

Extras from previous sketch hoard fanart on Gone Hunting [ao3]

[spyld]

*Insert your language* favourite songs ask

Native or chosen language songs! (anything but English basically)(because spyld :))

Song about love

Song about sex

Song about friendship

Song about a hobby/art

Song about sadness

Song about anger

Song of happiness

Song that helps with letting go/healing

Song that is/was a top hit

Song about history/a story

Song fit for a revolution

Song for drinking/party

Best sing-along

Meme-worthy song/jingle

Children's song/lullaby

Most poetic lyrics

Favourite duet

Song in multiple languages

Song that's a translation of a song from an other language

other song category of choice 🎵

[layraket]

Drunk or surprised with Ravio for the drawing meme?

startled bunny

why he got surprised? its up to your imagination!

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

Me every time I see a word too similar to a word in another language and am like “HA!! A LOANWORD!!!”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Omg idk if you talk Spanish or if it’s just XXC, but with that little and wonderful doodle you gave me the amazing headcanon of XXC being bilingual and just randomly speaking Spanish out of nowhere and nobody understanding him

[TL: XXC says "don't do coke in the bathroom"]

Shout out to the Spanish speaking MXTX fans. I don't think this is remotely what you wanted. (bonus below cut, TW: Drugs)

[fumifooms]

You have converted me into a Laicion shipper and now I suffer from how little content it has... ;_;

I am both delighted and terribly sorry… It’s very small consolation but I am planning on writing for them at some point (hopefully soon) and drawing more for them, and I also know I have a buddy who really likes the ship and has big plans for a fic for the far-off future… It’s tragic too because it’s not even an ultra niche rarepair, my laicion comic is my most liked dunmeshi fanart, and it gets a good amount of poll votes and interest, so clearly a bunch of people do like it… SO WHERE IS THE CONTENT‼️‼️

I will try brethren but I cannot provide fully for the community, I am already busy working the marchil fields everyday, the winter shall be long and hard

[better-call-mau1]

[thatdeadaquarius]

For years Scholars have speculated on its meaning. The stone slate clearly meant to have indicated some kind of important conversation: perhaps between the creator and one of their ancient acolytes? Many tried to decipher it, but alas while some of the scriptures line up- even noticing some repeated words in a few sections, none could figure anything else other than that it was important. The only words managed to be translated were "I am", "get", and "what".

Until the creator comes, they stand still for a long time gazing upon the long slate, silently reading its contents with a recognizing stare. They sigh and mutter, "The joke doesn't even hold up anymore, someone made a clothes store named soup".

...you have no idea what youve done to my brain, do you?

Anon. Anon, I-

I didn't realize... that the clothes store was named Soup.

I was literally the person on the other side of the phone for years now like "what do you mean your at soup?"

Like I thought the other person was just making an unhinged joke, or was just in the soup aisle 💀

I just accepted that as an answer and moved on 😭😭😭

STOP I FEEL SO DUMB RN- CRYING LMAOO

I don’t have much to add other than sharing this ask with the world finally im so sorry i didnt see this siting in my mailbox

☆

Safe Travels Soup Anon,

💀♒️

[benkyoutobentou]

Language Learners Speaking Ask Game

I remember years ago, I used to come across people's audio posts all the time on langblr. People would record themselves speaking in their target languages and post it, and I thought it was a really nice aspect of the community. Since, I don't see these kinds of posts, anymore, I thought it would be fun to encourage a resurgence of this by creating a little ask game!

These questions are meant to be answered aloud and in your target language, but do as you wish!

Introduce yourself!

Why did you start learning your target language?

Do you have a favorite dialect in your TL?

What's your favorite tongue twister in your TL?

Are there any celebrities who speak your TL whose voice you really like?

What is your favorite TL song to sing along to?

Are there any songs in your TL that you know all the lyrics to? Are there any songs you’d like to learn all the lyrics to?

Do you take any classes in your TL or do you have study buddies with the same TL?

Congratulations, you get to live where your TL is spoken! Ideally, where would you live (ie. city)?

Where is your favorite place to study languages?

What are go-to snacks for studying?

What's your favorite book you've read in your TL?

What's your favorite show/movie you've watched in your TL?

Have you ever had a conversation in your TL with a native speaker? How'd it go?

Who is your favorite TL musical artist and what do you like about their music?

Has knowing your TL ever helped you out in a pinch?

Do you listen to any podcasts in your TL?

What kinds of YouTube videos do you watch in your TL and does that differ from the kinds of videos you watch in your primary language?

Do you have any pet phrases/words (words or phrases you say often) in your TL?

Are there any phrases in your TL vocabulary that you picked up or say because of something you've read or watched?

[blackjackkent]

58 for that kissing meme with whatever BG pair of your choosing bc I'm interested to see where you go with it

(Kiss prompts)

58. Moving Around While Kissing, Stumbling Over Things, Pushing Each Other Back Against The Wall/Onto The Bed

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I am resplendent.

For a hundred years I have been caged. My skin bears the golden marks of a thousand shatterings; I have broken as pottery breaks, and felt my pieces dragged back together, again and again, inexorable as tide beneath moonlight.

And with each reforging, I forged also another link in the great chain of grief as I remembered, yet again, that you were lost to me, my darling, my Isobel…

Surely I dream, now, to see you standing before me in the ruins of your father’s bastion, to know the brute is dead and you, long lost, draw breath in his stead. Surely I dream to feel my own wings at my back, the glow of my mother’s moonlight in my soul. I crave a thousand reassurances, a touch stolen between each word as we speak to the others, to prove that you live. 

That I live, and am free.

The one who pulled me from the darkness is a gentle one - like you. A monk of my mother’s faith, careful with each word he speaks. He understands, I think, when I can no longer turn my mind to any conversation.

Now, I tell him, you will leave us. We must take succor in one another’s bodies and words.

You laugh. It is like music, like bells. Aylin! you say - a chastisement that is a melody of silver and gossamer. Think me uncourteous if you will; I would brave even your displeasure, that you might again call my name…

The monk withdraws. The room is empty. Voices drift from beyond the door, but I have no care of them. You look up at me, and your lips part - not to speak, this time, but in a silent supplication. And I take you for my own.

You taste sweet, like the milk and honey of the rituals you have performed in my mother’s name. My lips capture yours and you mold yourself like water against me. It is easy as it ever was to find the places where you fit into me. I lift you into my arms and feel you lighter than you were, wasted with the grief and torment of resurrection, but this too matters not. For Dame Aylin holds you again, and she will see no further harm comes to you so long as she lives. And she will live forever. 

The room is still scattered with the detritus of battle. In my haste, I strike my boot on a fallen helmet, a broken sword. An overturned chair blocks my path; I let the moonlight rise around me and shatter it apart rather than slow my pace. Let it all burn, in truth; what good to leave any of this place intact? It has been the house of evil, and we will cleanse it with divine fire, with the purity of my love for you.

Your back strikes a pillar and you cry out - not with pain but with joy. My mouth swallows the sound and answers it back again in echo. Your legs wrap about my waist, that I might stand closer, and closer yet; there is a chill in you, my darling, my mate most high, and I will warm you though the cold be in your very heart.

Do not fear, my Isobel. We have bought the joy of the future out of our own bodies; the price is paid, and I will not be kept from the bliss we have purchased with such torment. Kiss me. Kiss me forever, and forever I shall be at your side.

[sincerely-sofie]

*skitters up to you on all fours with a bunch of drawings in my mouth* *drops them at your feet* *skitters away*

enjoy some schizophrenia / psychosis / mental health-based humor.

[s-dei]

Nemmy sad moments (some explanation under the cut).

This was inspired by a meme picture. Person 1 says: Write(message) me that thing you can't say outloud. Person 2 responds with a letter of a cyrillic alphabet, which doesn't have it's own sound, but used to change the pronounsing of a word.

Nems wrote the letters he can't physically say, coz whoops lips required.

[birdsong-warriors]

@talkingtalltales helps with pages sometimes, and by "helps", I mean "memes on", and I am very okay with this.

[just-ray]

do you prefer leathan or caol (dont lie everybody has a favourite)

Idk what you're on about it's just irish vowel classifica-

caol.

[vellatra]

How about Zac and "silly"

And a bonus Zac because I'm proud of how he turned out:

This concludes what I had in my inbox for this challenge... but now that I'm caught up I'd be happy to try a few more! Feel free to submit something if anybody wants to 😄

[barking]

listen i don't know if op is white or not but yuri is literally just a regular japanese name. not even an uncommon one. it's not just a fucking meme jesus christ