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wangxianficfinder · 9 months
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1. hello, I am looking for a fic where " after wei wuxian jump from cliff, lan wangji save him. then baoshan sanren rescued them from a cave and gave wei wuxian his mother's core. and wei wuxian and lan wangji become demonic cultivator and immortal."
FOUND? 🔒 Blossoming flowers in a full moon - 花好月圆 by ThisIsWhereTheMagicHappens (T, 64k, wangxian, canon divergence, happy ending, fix-it of sorts, wangxian cuddle to immortarility)
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2. Fic finder request please! 🙏
It’s an a/b/o Wangxian where WWX wasn’t used to his designation since coming back into MXY’s body and he had trouble letting go and asking LZ for what he needed. I mostly remember a lot of really hot smut and a scene near the end where LWJ tells him to present and WWX decides to tease him for it and gets spanked as a result and then gets what he wants and is very pleased about it. I’ve checked all compilations and can’t find it anywhere. 😭😭
#2 on the recent Fic finder— it’s not any of those, but they were good reads. 😭
Wangxian was already married in the one I’m looking for.
NOT FOUND! Mutual Nurture by NinaCarow (E, 9k, WangXian, Mentions of Character Death, mentions of abuse, Mentions of Rape, no rape occures tho, its speculation, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega WWX, Alpha LWJ, Past Alpha WWX, Biting, Bonding, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Knotting, WWX Has a New Golden Core, its just sex and cuteness, mostly)
NOT FOUND! In the Face of Fate by InTheGreySpaces (E, 17k, WangXian, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Mpreg, Pregnant WWX, Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch WangXian, Pregnant Sex, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Miscarriage, reference to child death, Grief, WWX has self-image/body issues, taming the Alpha, Childbirth, Labor and Delivery, Painful Heats, malfunctioning hormones, post-cannon divergent, WWX Wants to be a Parent, desperately, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics)
NOT FOUND! You've got me feelin' like a child now by MaggieoftheOwls (E, 9k, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Alpha LWJ, Past Alpha WWX, Omega MXY) though I haven't read them, all are tagged with Past Alpha WWX
NOT FOUND! Like a Needle to the North by athena_crikey (E, 87k, WangXian, ZhuiLing, Canon Divergence, A/B/O Dynamics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, WWX adapting to being an omega, societal standards, Pining, UST, Grief, Trauma, Protectiveness, Canon Retelling, Slow Burn, Menstruation, lots of bath sex for some reason, Rimming, Knotting)
FOUND! sandalwood and cinnamon by parsnipit (E, 39k, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Fluff and Angst, Body Dysphoria, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling, Post-Canon, Oral Sex, Hand Jobs, Dom/sub Undertones, Praise Kink ,Nesting, Overstimulation, Knotting, Spanking, Subspace, Light Bondage)
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3. I'm tryibg to find a wonderful Wangxian fic i read a few months ago, which I don't seem to have bookmarked or saved. Wei Ying & Lan Zhan travel one of the Silk Road caravan routes all the way to the outpost near the Jade Gate. I think Wei Ying was the one who wanted to go there, but he was vague about why. There are all kind of sub plots going on - i think some of the Wen are blending in out there, there's also a bit about ghosts (i think) of the Tarim Basin mummies - one of their resting places was violated. Ugh. It was a fascinating case fic - i've tried various keywords searching, but haven't had any luck. @emrinalex
FOUND? Bitter Plants Bearing Sweet Fruit by Kryal (M, 83k, wangxian, graphic depictions of violence, canon-typical horror elements, Worldbuilding, Desert, Misuse of Historic Setting, Original Character Death(s), Case Fic, aftermath of canon, ridiculously long author notes, Established Relationship, Nothing Explicit But Shameless Innuendo)
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4. Hello!
I'm searching for a fic where it's kind of like 5+1 things and something along the lines of '5 Times WWX unintentionally hurt LWJ'
I'm not sure if it is deleted but is it possible for me to get the link for internet archive if it isn't?
Thank you! Sorry for the trouble.
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5. Plz can you tell me which main Wei Ying Baushan Sanren's talisman has been activated by mistake and he is getting injured by breaking his memory and all the juniors are worried and call Wangji.
For 5, was it a fic where Wen Qing was a veiled vendor and wwx accidently activated the talisman with a bloody hand and then was regressed to a kid?
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6. Hello!
I’m looking for a fic I read some time ago (can’t even say I liked it, just in the mood). It was a modern AU where WWX and JC are raising JL together, but have to work at a sex line (JC) and strip club (WWX, not sure about this one) to make ends meet (there was also a scene of JL finding out). Then, they bump into the Lan brothers in separate incidents the same day and give them their cards.
That’s most of what I remember, I hope you can find the fic for me (tried all the filters on AO3, couldn’t find it).
Great work on this blog, thank you’ :) @fomalhaut48
Thank you, but it is not this one. JC's work at a sex line was much more prominent there, and the story did not start with the Lan brothers as this one does.
Not FOUND Silk & Satin by Brieeze01 (E, 171k, wangxian, JC/LXC, modern, Stripper/Exotic Dancer AU, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Pole Dancing, Falling In Love, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love, Child LSZ, Child JL, Supportive brothers, hardworking brothers, Uncles and nephews, Love Story, Emotions, brokeass pole dancers meet billionaire bachelor brothers, Kinks, Lipstick, High Heels, Blindfolds, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Gentle Sex, Lube, Strip Tease, Dancing, Dirty Dancing, First Kiss, First Time, Love Bites, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Romance, Silk, satin, Slow Burn, Happy Ending, Wholesome, Pining, kink appreciation, healthy family relationship, Healthy Relationships, Everybody uses lube, Lapdance)
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7. A) I'm looking for a fic where LZ sings a song for WY at a party or karaoke. It is a song with a vibe like "double take" by dhruv if my memory serves me correct. It is one hundred percent a song famous on tiktok by a male singer.
Anyone has any idea pls?
B) I'm also looking for a particular fic where LZ stopped playing after wangxian's falling out, then at a social gathering LZ is urged to play the piano and wy sees how much lz hurts and how much music flows through LZ's soul. @imstillthinkingaboutithmm
7B)
FOUND! Tempo Rubato by Spodumene (E, 108k, wangxian, modern, angst w/ happy ending, romance, persuasion au, separations, pining, miscommunication, depression, self-harm, reconciliation, smut)
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8. so there was a fanfic I read a while ago on archive that I really wanna find: it’s a modern au where Wei Wuxian is a flower shop owner and Lan Wangi is a law student that meets him at the flower shop. I believe Jiang Chong is also a law student at the same school and Lan Xichen is WWX’s psychiatrist.
I hope that helps a bit, if u can’t find it I thank you for the effort @weebachu
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9. Good day, The fic am looking for has a teenage breakup between Lan zhan and Wei ying. Qiren forcefully takes Lan zhan to another country making Wei ying think Lan zhan dumped him. Then forward too few years later, when Lans have to take Wei ying's help reagrding their institution making the couple remeet. Wei ying treats Lan zhan coldly and then they slowly mend. Can you pls help out? @mridhu6
FOUND? Tempo Rubato by Spodumene (E, 108k, wangxian, modern, angst w/ happy ending, romance, persuasion au, separations, pining, miscommunication, depression, self-harm, reconciliation, smut)
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10. Fic finder please! I am looking for a fic where Lan Wangji kisses Wei Wuxian soon after they eat and he screws up his face because Wuxian’s mouth was spicy from his meal. Wuxian begins to chuckle at him and tries to move away but Wangji wants to keep kissing even though it is too spicy for him. I know it isn't a lot to go on and I don't remember any of the other plot, just that this scene was super cute. If anyone remembers this, please let me know! Thank you!
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11. hello!!!
i just remembered a fic and i cannot remember the title, so i think it happens post-canon and people are talking about LSZ origins. they were like oh he could be wangxian's biological child.
i think the last part includes jingyi being drunk?? and begging wangxian to give LSZ another sibling... i thinj they were in lanling at that time
thank you! @cuddlemehun
FOUND! Wei Wuxian, God of Fertility by tired (T, 19k, WangXian, Family Feels, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack, the juniors get REAL drunk, Gossip, POV Multiple, surprisingly not an mpreg fic, Kissing, Self-Esteem Issues, Discussion of Porn and Sex, Post-Canon, SOFT SOFT SOFT, married wangxian, Fluff and Humor)
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12. Hi I would like find a fic where Wei wuxian was sugar daddy to a sugar baby Lan zhan who also happened to be a newly enrolled student in Wei wuxian uni where he's a lecturer. There's also mention of Lan zhan's favourite book frequently in the fic. Thank you
FOUND? forget-me-not by mellowflicker (E, 31k, WIP, WangXian, Modern AU, Sugar Daddy WWX, Sugar Baby LWJ, Professor WWX, Student LWJ, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, Secret Relationship, Age Difference, Hurt/Comfort, Chronic Pain, JZX & LWJ Friendship, Family Issues, WWX Isn’t Adopted by the Jiāngs)
FOUND? Teacher's Pet by anobtra (animeobsessedtrash) (E, 43k, wangxian, modern, Dark LWJ, College/University, Age Difference, Professor WWX, Student LWJ, Degradation, mild stalking, thigh riding, WWX Talks Dirty, Frottage, Mutual Masturbation, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Bottom LWJ, Coming Untouched, Orgasm Delay/Denial, LWJ is a Brat, Consent is Sexy, Begging, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Teasing, Hair-pulling, Semi-Public Sex, Masturbation, Consensual Sex, Rough Sex, Dry Humping, everyone is of-age, Barebacking, Possessive Behavior, Porn With Plot, Jerk Off Instructions, Service Top WWX, Protective LWJ, Pining LWJ, Light Humiliation, Possessive WWX, Possessive LWJ, Intercrural Sex)
FOUND? together, we're just enough by lulu_kitty (E, 134k, WangXian, Modern AU, Bartender LWJ, single dad wwx, Kid fic (sort of), Excessive Fluff, Yearning, barely there plot, neurodivergent wangxian, canonical parental issues, lwj in jewelry, accidental sugar gege wwx, fluff and eventual smut, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, Service Top WWX, Bisexual WWX, Rich WWX, a-yuan is a wei but still also a wen, wwx is a-yuan's biological baba, Older WWX, Younger LWJ, Slow-ish burn, Light Dom/sub, Brief LWJ/Others, Past WWX/Other(s))
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13. Im looking for a time traveling wei wuxian where he goes to far into the past (his words) and he has to seal is memories, but from the outside it looks like he was attacked by resentful energy with a worries madam yu who then officially adopts wei wuxian. Also after he was "attacked" he also mumbles lan zhan's name in his sleep so the lans are there. @samriajack
FOUND! 🔒 Hope series by RoseThorne (T, 57k, wangxian, WWX & YZY, WWX & JFM, WWX & JYL, YZY/JFM, JC & WWX, LQR & WWX, LXC & JYL, Madam Jin & YZY, LQR & JFM, LXC & LWJ, Transmigration, Time Travel Fix-It, Illnesses, Family, Scars, Memory Loss, Angst, Crying, Music, Nosebleed, Fear, Recovery, Nightmares, Sharing a Bed, Flirting, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Good Parent YZY, Referenced Sexual Slavery, Blood and Gore, Monsters, Sexual Tension, betrothal, Arranged Marriage, Grief, Adoption, POV Third Person, POV Alternating, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Good Parent LQR, Clairvoyance, Butterfly Effect, Kid Fic, Epistolary, Food, Secrets, Resentful Energy, Cultivation Sect Politics, Character Death)
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14. Hi! I'm looking for a fic (WIP) where LWJ and WWX travel back in time. LWJ still has his older core so the Lans think he's the reincarnation of Lan An when he's destroys the Wall of Rules. WwX avoids getting adopted by the Jiangs by becoming a rogue cultivator and gets nicknamed a sparrow. JFM found him though and somehow during a night hunt JC loses his golden core to a taotie. I can't seem to find it on AO3 anymore and hope you know it or it's name!. Thanks so much!
FOUND? A Life Without Regrets by naqaashi (M, 74k, wangxian, JFM & WWX, JC & WWX, WRH & WWX, LXC & LWJ, LQR & LWJ, LWJ & NHS, Canon Divergence, Time Travel Fix-It, Angst and Humor, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Crack Treated Seriously, musical cultivation, Slow Burn, Pining, Rogue Cultivator WWX, Murder Husbands, PTSD, BAMF WWX, Demonic Cultivation, POV WWX, Cultivation Sect Politics, Worldbuilding, No Yīn Iron, Genius WWX, Inventor WWX, Artist WWX, Musician WWX, Night Hunts, Fate & Destiny, Bad Parent JFM & YZY, Golden Core, Cultivation Theory, Sentient Burial Mounds, Father-Son Relationship, Dysfunctional Family, Grief/Mourning, Parent-Child Relationship, Angry WWX, Pining WWX, WWX is Not Okay, No Golden Core Transfer, BAMF LWJ, Pining LWJ, POV LWJ, Angry LWJ, One-Braincell Wangxian, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love, WIP)
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15. Hello! I'm looking for a fic, it was post canon and relatively short. Wei Wuxian accidentally lets slip that Lan Xichen called him a mistake during the whole temple thing, and Sizhui and Lan Wangji get upset and end up confronting Lan Xichen. I remember there was a seen where Wei Wuxian recited everything Lan Xichen said to him to Lan Wangji. It points out how unfair it was to expect Wei Wuxian to realize Lan Wangji was in love with him, and that even if he did, he shouldn't be expected to drop everything je was doing (you know, like protecting the Wens) just to make Lan Wangji "happy."
Thank you so much, you're all awesome!
FOUND! 🔒💖 When has silence saved anyone? by Vrishchika (T, 6k, wangxian, LSZ & WWX & LWJ, post-canon, LXC  critical, family feels, angry LWJ & LSZ, LXC gets scolded)
NOT FOUND! Wei Ying Was Not A "MISTAKE" by Jeeny271196 (Not rated, 6k, wangxian, LXC & LWJ, BAMF LWJ, confrontation, hurt/comfort, protective LWJ, not LXC friendly)
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16. Hello, I have a fic finder request! Read it ages ago on ao3 and now cannot find.
Set during the time skip and then postcanon. Some Lan elders took advantage of LWJ's punishment to sexualy abuse him, taking him out of the cold cave blindfolded once a month. Afterwards, warmth was a trauma trigger and he only felt comfortable with the younger generation of Lans because he knew they were too young to have been involved. After canon and getting together with wwx he has a breakdown after realising that sex isn't suposed hurt and goes to sleep outside soaking wet so he can feel cold.
FOUND? 🔒 even the proud probably die on their knees by yuer (vintageblueskies) (E, 14k, wangxian, LXC & LWJ, LQR & LWJ, LWJ/Other(s), rape/non-con, Rape, Gang Rape, PTSD, Whump, Dissociation, Flashbacks, Recovery, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Bottom LWJ, breaking all the rules of empathy, tiny tiny mention of unacted upon xiyao, two mentions of a character throwing up, the non-con isn't wangxian)
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17. hello! thank you for doing this!
i was looking for this where wwx befriends lwj early on in school days and gets to know he's gay and defends him against everyone and people think he's lgbt+ because he attends everything on lwj's behalf. he didn't actually realize he was bi until they get into college and he meets mianmian there and starts dating her.
they have a mutual break up later and wwx sort of realizes he has feels for lwj and gets all weird about it?
hope it made sense.
thank you again!
FOUND? Walk the Circle in the Other Direction by notevenyou (E, 31k, wangxian, modern, College/University, High School, Coming Out, Homophobia, Bad Parenting, Alcohol, Recreational Drug Use, Vomiting, Panic Attack, Bullying, Minor Injuries, Blood, Fighting, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Oblivious WWX, honestly not as dark as the tags make it seem, bisexual WWX, WWX/MM, sex between a man and a woman)
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18. Hey do you guys know a fashion industry fic where people grow plants out of their bodies? I thought i had it in my bookmarks but i can't find it anymore @imstillthinkingaboutithmm
FOUND! The Roots Grow Riotous by hansbekhart (E, 104k, wangxian, modern, fashion au, garment company, casual sex, group sex, implied/referenced cheating, switching, recreational drug use, angst w/ happy ending, single dad WWX, panic attacks, implied/referenced self-harm, grief/mourning, catharsis, body horror, floral horror) but I don't think it's available online
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19. hello!! i'm looking for a fic where wwuxian, jiang cheng, and jin ling get invitations to some backwater-areas of yunmeng? but it's a trap. i cant remember the name but there's two significant parts i remember; they're served shrimp wine(?), and wwx gets whipped by zidian and promptly collapses later. thanks!!
FOUND? Light a Match / Watch Us Burn by athena_crikey (T, 24k, WangXian, JC & WWX, Post-Canon, Whump, h/c, Kidnapping, Angst, yunmeng bros reconciling, jin ling too)
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20. Hello, I’m looking for a fic where wwx runs into lwj in yiling after the core transfer
FOUND? these colours fade for you only by doodlebutt (T, 36k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Everybody Lives, Golden Core Transfer Fix-It, ...eventually, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, bed sharing, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Sunshot Campaign)
FOUND? nothing gold can stay by rikke (M, 10k, WangXian)
FOUND? to hell and back for you by blumeraki (G, 5k, WangXian, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Canon Universe, Protective WWX, Protective LWJ, Everything Hurts, Implied/Referenced Torture, Hurt WWX, Hurt LWJ, Branding Iron, Whipping, discipline whip, jc saves the day, Canon Divergence)
FOUND? no step had trodden black by Stratisphyre (T, 32k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Madam Lan lives, Past Rape, Golden Core Reveal, Hurt/Comfort, References to Attempted Suicide and Suicidal Thoughts, Canon-Typical Violence)
FOUND? Instead by apathyinreverie (T, 27k, wangxian, fix-it, darker gusu lan, manipulative elders, but in a good way?, golden core transfer fix-it of sorts, not Jiang friendly, or anyone friendly, except wangxian, cultivation world critical, fluff, sunshot, politics, courting rituals, genius WWX, no demonic cultivation, talismans, possessive LWJ, protective LWJ, WIP)
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youhideastar · 2 years
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For the WIP title ask game: Alpha WWX Fertility Nonsense.docx please
Thanks for asking! For those following along at home, this is in reference to this post. So the file with that name is the long-promised sequel to And these are all for you; basically, there was this question that Wei Wuxian in that fic had for Lan Wangji (these characters have minds of our own): “Is there anything alpha-Wei-Wuxian has that you want? Like, that you want from me as an alpha, not just—Wei Wuxian?” That discussion ended up not fitting/making sense in the original fic, but I thought it was a really interesting question, and I still wanted to talk about it! Even more so when it turned out the answer was going to lead to some top-notch smut. 😂 It’s still in rough draft, but here’s the first scene (which does not contain top-notch or any other smut, alas):
Wei Wuxian has many flaws. And one of the big ones is that he just cannot leave well enough alone.
Here he is, in Lan Zhan’s bed, in Lan Zhan’s arms, with the moonlight filtering in—and instead of gratefully drifting off to sleep, he has to open his stupid mouth.
“Lan Zhan…”
“Mn?”
“When I asked what I provide for you.”
Beat.
“The—joy, and challenge, and purpose… those are all things… anybody could provide.”
“No,” Lan Zhan says immediately. He does not raise his voice, but it’s definitive like a closing door.
And… yeah, that wasn’t the best way to put it.
“Not anybody,” Wei Wuxian amends. “But—those weren’t things that—that an alpha, specifically, would give you.”
Beat.
“Mn,” Lan Zhan says – one of his “mn”s of agreement.
“And I… and that’s okay, obviously! I just, ah.” Beat. “I want to—this is stupid, but I—do you like that I’m an alpha? Do you care about it at all?” He doesn’t even know what answer he wants.
Beat. Lan Zhan does him the courtesy of considering it.
“I do not think I understand the question,” he says carefully.
That’s fair.
“I guess I mean… it doesn’t seem like you’re thinking I’ll… provide for you, like, materially. The way an alpha traditionally would. Which is good because I can’t,” and that hurts to admit, which is where part of this is coming from. “But do you—is there anything alpha-Wei-Wuxian has that you want? Like, that you want from me as an alpha, not just—Wei Wuxian who’s your mate?”
That’s probably not any more coherent than the last question, but Lan Zhan seems to understand it anyway. He nods and says, “Mn.”
Wary, hopeful. “Yeah? Really?” Well, Lan Zhan wouldn’t have said it if it wasn’t true, he knows that. What he really wants to ask is: “Um, what is it?”
“Wei Ying’s knot.”
Beat where WWX is light-headed. They didn’t do anything sexy tonight because Lan Zhan was still worn out from his heat, but wow. Wow.
“Wei Ying’s rut.”
Is it hot in here?
“And…” LWJ’s eyes cut to the side. “Wei Ying’s get. If Wei Ying is willing.”
WWX just about explodes. He wasn’t expecting that at all. He hides his face. “Lan Zhan! You’ve already given me one beautiful son. How can I ask for more?”
“Wei Ying does not ask. I ask.” Beat. “Only if—if it would bring Wei Ying joy.”
Beat.
“You’re serious.”
“Mn.”
Soft, disbelieving. “You really… you really want to bear for me?”
“I want to bear and raise children with Wei Ying.”
Beat.
“Well, I… I guess that’s something I can provide.” Wei Wuxian is kind of chuffed by that. He can give Lan Zhan a baby! That’s pretty good! Then the doubt creeps in. “Unless—I don’t know,” he realizes. “I don’t know if I can, I can’t imagine all that resentful energy is good for—what if I can’t? What if I can’t even give you that?” Quick beat of WWX self-worth spiraling. “If I can’t even give you a child, you have to—you have to find another mate—”
“No.”
“Lan Zhan—”
“If you cannot sire a child, we will get one the traditional way.”
“The traditional way?!”
“Adopt an orphan we meet on the streets of Yiling.”
BEAT – WWX GETS IT.
“Lan Zhan, stop being so funny! This isn’t a joke—”
“You would care for the child?”
“Of course I would—”
“Feed them, bathe them, keep them from harm?”
“Of course—”
“Give them your love – embrace them and praise them and teach them right from wrong?”
“I don’t know if I’m qualified to do that last part.”
“But you would try?”
Quick beat. Muttered: “I would try.”
Satisfied: “Wei Ying provides well for our family.”
Our family.
“Lan Zhan!” WWX wails.
Lan Zhan makes no retort – just radiates smugness. He thinks he’s won, apparently.
He probably has.
It’s not like Wei Wuxian can deny him anything.
“Wei Ying should sleep,” Lan Zhan rumbles. “His rut is coming.” MEANINGFUL STROKE. “He will need his strength.”
Wei Wuxian shivers. “Shameless,” he mutters.
But he’s pretty sure Lan Zhan means it. So he curls up against Lan Zhan’s side again and tries to sleep. It doesn’t take long.
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canary3d-obsessed · 4 years
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Restless Rewatch: The Untamed Episode 06 part two
(Masterpost)
Warning: Spoilers for All 50 Episodes!
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Bathing Boy Beauties
So, now we and Wei Wuxian get to see Lan Wangji with his shirt off. Eventually Lan Wangji will realize that his brother set this up, and will think of some way to get back at him, possibly by spending three years being stubborn in a cave or maybe by chopping an arm off of someone his brother cares about. 
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This is A+ Yibo fanservice but it's also a male-male version of a trope that's ubiquitous in c-drama, in which the male lead takes a bath and the female lead sees him. The purpose of the scene is almost always so a woman can look a man’s body over and decide, not to put too fine a point on it, whether she wants to fuck him. 
Examples:
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The Pillow Book - “Which part of Shen Ye is better than me?”
Women’s sexual agency is not often at the forefront in c-dramas, but the bathtub scenes are an acknowledgement of the female gaze, and of male objects of desire being subject to evaluation & approval.
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Tientsin Mystic is a show with a lot of muscley swimming in it, In case you’re looking for your next Netflix show. 
As a CGI artist I have to mention that water does not reflect or refract 100% of light. If you look at a naked dingle-having person in a bathtub full of clear water you will definitely be able to see their dingle. But C-drama water is magic and nothing is visible below the waterline, to the point that Bai Yu is modestly covering his thoracic surgery scar chest in Detective L while leaving his lower half uncovered.
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Note: that caption isn’t fake; she is really saying this on her way out the door, after having a long chat with him in the bathroom. You can find the whole series on YouTube.
Seen in this context, The Untamed’s two bathing scenes are saying quite a lot. Wei Wuxian, being a boy, doesn’t display any female-encoded shyness or modesty, but he and his sword pause for a moment of admiration.
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(more after the cut!)
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16 years later, Lan Wangji will sit quietly in this pool and let Wei Wuxian examine his wet body thoroughly from multiple angles, in a more prolonged invocation of this C-drama mating ritual.
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Carrying on - was Xiao Zhan supposed to kick his boot in the water like that? Because if not, he rolls with it like a champ.
Wei Wuxian starts trying to be direct with Lan Wangji, giving him the worst, most neg-filled compliment ever, bless his heart.  
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Then he says that there are benefits to being his friend, and starts taking off his clothes.
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Wei Wuxian here takes his first step into the bold new world of respecting Lan Wangji’s boundaries, asking Lan Wangji to stay and saying he will keep his clothes on. 
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Lan Wangji actually does stay, so he's apparently not too angry with Wei Wuxian about the drinking. Wei Wuxian invites him to visit Lotus Pier sometime (see my gifset here), but the promise of lotus pods doesn’t impress him. Then Wei Wuxian tries to tell him that the Yunmeng chicks really knock me out, they leave the rest behind. This also doesn’t impress him. 
You could read this macking-on-ladies talk as a sign that Wei Wuxian is oblivious to LWJ's feelings for him. But I read it as a bisexual boy being horny on main with a boy he likes, not  understanding yet that some boys don’t share all of his turn-ons.
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Lan Wangji is sort of mildly startled when Wei Wuxian disappears under the water. His eye makeup is good here, isn’t it?.
Ice Cave
They end up in an ice cave and both spend the rest of the episode showing how good they look with wet hair. 
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When the guqin starts attacking, Lan Wangji is only mildly perturbed about Wei Wuxian getting his shit rocked over and over.
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Eventually he sends Bichen to protect his very bedraggled date. Lan Wangji’s sword is faster than the speed of a very slow sound wave.
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Beauty's where you find it not just where you bump and grind it 
Gusuship Down
I feel like there are a couple of things in this show that are so problematic the fandom has silently agreed to never discuss them. Well, I’m here to talk about this one:
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There are rabbits in this ice cave and they are wearing headbands. HEADbands. On RABBits.  
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EXCELLENT FUCKING QUESTION, LAN WANGJI
*deep breath*
Are these rabbits lineal Lan descendants? Who makes the headbands? How do they stay on because “headband” here means “glowing cloud on forehead” without any actual band.  When rabbit babies are born, how do they stay safe while they’re waiting for someone to make them baby-sized headbands? Do these rabbits adhere to the other 3499 Lan Clan principles or just the headband one? Is any ol' rabbit allowed to touch a rabbit’s headband or is it limited to parents and significant others and is that even relevant when presumably these bunnies are all fucking each other like...bunnies?
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The characters are like “oh, the rabbits are wearing headbands; killer guqin problem solved.” And then they move right the fuck along with their lives and the rabbit headbands are never seen or discussed again and I just want a hit of whatever the author or creative team was smoking when they came up with this whole idea.
Headband Sharing
When Wei Wuxian tells Lan Wangji to hand over his headband, Lan Wangji understands his entire rabbit-based thought process without asking
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Gen-X Joke Alert
Wei Wuxian is awfully impressed by this sword-recall trick, considering that he did it himself when they went to the lake.
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I see you know your way around a sheath
Killer Guqin
When they approach the guqin I hope that the subtitles are mistranslated, because Wei Wuxian keeps promising not to touch it and then says he can't look at it without touching it. I'm not going to touch it, I just need to touch it. 
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Lan Wangji is going to teach Wei Wuxian some goddamn boundaries no matter how many times he has to make him fondle his sword.
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Nothing suggestive here
Lan Wangji sits down to play the guqin and immediately goes off into the ether where there are seagull noises and plenty of fans. This is either a state of pure bliss, or he just really likes seagulls.
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Did Lan Wangji just have a stealth orgasm?
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Speaking of getting off, get your ass off of my desk
The Yin Iron
Lan Wangji does some spirit whispering, and suddenly the cave starts yelling at them. A bunch of clans are chanting in unison about a plan, which is the cultivator version of a battle cry.
Lancestor Lan Yi shows up. She is elegant and has a combination of sweetness and gravity that is similar to Lan Xichen’s. And none of Lan Qiren’s douchiness.
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Search Party
Lan Qiren is worried and Lan Xichen is worried and they have sent people to look for the boys. It's really too bad nobody around here knows magic.
All these powerful cultivators search for missing people by running around outdoors yelling for them. 
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Yanli is excused from PE class because she’s not feeling well, so she sits on a rock in the woods instead of, you know, staying home in the first place. She gets bored sitting down and unwisely decides to walk two or three steps. Xuan Lu, seen here competing in a gymnastics event, gamely pretends she can’t climb a small rock. 
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Yanli falls into Jin Zixuan's arms and they gaze at each other for a long heterosexual moment. 
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No homosexual explanation possible
This means two things: 1. he isn't looking very hard for her brother if he's hanging out here catching wobbly girls 2. soulful longing looks from him ain't shit, because he's going to dump her in the next episode.
Lanny Granny
Lan Wangji intros himself to Lan Yi and does a full prostrate bow. Wei Wuxian does a standing bow since he's not a descendant, just a future in-law.
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No I mean come on, HEADBANDS
Lan Gran explains the entire history of the yin iron. It's bad, it's full of resentful energy, no-one should use it. She’s going to dump it on a couple of 16 year old boys, one of whom has a woody for using resentful energy, because it’s destiny and her battery is about to run out. 
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Props to the Prop Department; this thing does look pretty cool
Xue Chonghai was the most problematic cultivator back in the old days. He killed a lot of dudes and fed their resentment to...a turtle? To the disk? I don’t know; I literally am unable to pay attention when anyone is explaining the intricacies of the unobtanium Yin Iron. 
Anyway there’s a disk and it’s soaked up a lot of resentment.  
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Using it makes people evil. Well except..clearly this dude started off evil, yeah? If he was feeding people to his turtle.
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Side effects may include: being fucking crazy
Here Wei Wuxian brings out his "resentful energy is awesome" theory and has an experienced grown-up grand master tell him that she also thought this, and has spent 100 years locked in a cave with headband-wearing rabbits because she was super fucking wrong. Does this deter him? ...nope
Baoshan Sanren
Now she name checks Baoshan Sanren, and Wei Wuxian has a big reaction and Lan Wangji has a big noticing of Wei Wuxian’s reaction. He’s very attuned to Wei Wuxian’s emotional state, in the moments where WWX lets his actual feelings show through the sass and swagger.  
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Lan Gran talks about her search for the Yin iron, and Lan Wangji wisely says, if you can't neutralize it, why look for it? And she says, I was filled with hubris just like ya boi Wei Wuxian.  Lan Wangji points out the exact same shit he will later point out to Wei Wuxian.
So now we have a parallel in which Lan Yi is just like Wei Wuxian and Baoshan Sanren is just like Lan Wangji, yeah? Which is kind of sweet; it shows how these types are drawn together and how your clan doesn't determine your personality. Also it shows how the Lan clan has room for an unorthodox clan leader. Also it shows how the Yin Iron causes some really bad breakups. 
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These boys are standing on snow barefoot which has got to take a pretty high cultivation level. Look how short Lan Wangji is without his stilettos, aww.
Flashback to Baoshan Sanren, just long enough to appreciate how beautiful she is.
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Did OP give up on recoloring that flashback-blue-hazed image and just start fucking around with random filters? Yes she did. 
We also get to see that Lan Yi and Lan Wangji have more common than just guqin, because they both like to solve problems by kicking them.  
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So after breaking up with her girlfriend, Lan Gran became invisible in this cave for 100 years while trying to contain the Yin iron and put headbands on rabbits. 
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Soundtrack: Vogue by Madonna Writing prompt: Watership Down rabbits meet Lan rabbits
Bonus extended bath clip:
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Bai Yu, Detective L
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rosethornewrites · 2 years
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Saturday-Tuesday NR, E, & M reading
The usual
Finished
Not Rated:
Everything Precious is Vulnerable, by EmBlu (IcyDeath)
Lan Wangji lists Wei Wuxian down as his emergency contact and forgets about it. One day, he gets into an accident.
As the sun burns brighter, by EuphoricRed (2 chapters)
As a child, he had been looked at with awe. His eyes were silver; so bright, wide, and knowing. He looked at you as though he knew the darkest secrets you dare not utter. He showed great talents, and having formed a perfectly stable golden core at the age of 4 without any training. Having known this—it’s probably why Wen Ruohan took the Wei child in… Other than being his nephew and all.
Or, Wen Ruohan finds 7 year old Wei Wuxian promising for forming a core at 4 years old only to realize that he picked up his sister’s child… Thank god no one else picked him up. Chaos ensues and he just drops the idea of taking over the world to ensure Wei Wuxian doesn’t destroy it before he does.
Silver eyes meet gold, by EuphoricRed
Life bathed in gold is not as bad as he'd thought, maybe life would get better.
Or, Madam Jin brought home Wei Ying instead.
Explicit:
And these are all for you, by Deastar
His body has always been stupid. But this is a message it should have gotten twenty years ago. When he gave up his core, he knew he was giving this up, too: the chance at being Lan Zhan’s mate. A chance that had seemed so real, so graspable; he’d been winning Lan Zhan over, they were a true match, equals—
And then it was gone, and he knew it was gone, but his dumb hormones hadn’t understood that. His dumb hormones had looked at his wreck of a body, the ruined void where his golden core used to be, the dangerous resentful energy constantly coursing through him, the bouts of inedia edging toward real starvation, and thought: Yes, this is absolutely a worthy thing to offer the mighty and virtuous Second Jade of Lan. This disaster who can barely keep himself alive can be trusted to provide for the illustrious Hanguang-jun, pearl of the cultivation world.
Lan Wangji's Big Dick Agenda, by raitala
This fic came out of a conversation with wwxsays_er around the idea that Lan Wangji is terribly conventional and rule-bound, right up until the moment any of those rules and conventions get in the way of him getting to fuck Wei Ying. Then there is only one thing on his agenda.
Lan Zhan does not like Wei Ying (Wei Ying thinks), but they are study partners. Lan Zhan is way hornier than anyone would suspect. In the quiet of the library things get a little frisky.
Eating For Two, by Liebing (6 chapters)
Surrogate Wei Ying is so very hungry and the only thing the baby wants to eat is whatever his hot neighbour is cooking…
More to Come, by ghostofweiwuxianspast
“W…Wei Ying?” He stuttered stupidly.
“Yes.” Both of them answered expectantly, one a high tenor and the other a lower.
“It’s been a long time, Lan Zhan.” The Yiling Laozu smiled devilishly. “Well, since you’ve seen me like this.”
OR
Lan Wangji getting double Wei Wuxian for his birthday.
Introduction to Floating, by cupofwater
Wei Wuxian is settling in for a boring night at a Cultivators' hostel when Lan Wangji shows up with a sex curse. What kind of terrible friend would he be if he didn't offer to help?
Mature:
Somebody, Please Stop Them, by pupeez4eva (3rd in a series, 3 chapters)
His brother was carrying a child, and neither he nor Wei Wuxian seemed surprised that he was there. Lan Xichen felt mounting dread build up inside him.
“Xichen-ge!” Wei Wuxian called out, waving cheerfully. “Xichen-ge, guess what? We’re parents now!”
(Wherein a time-traveling Wangxian have absolutely no self-control, and everyone else is just slowly losing their minds).
Unfinished
Not Rated:
Making The Best of a Bad Situation, by pupeez4eva (4th in a series)
Jiang Cheng glanced at the scene in front of him — Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian, practically lost in each other’s gazes, still hugging each other, Wen Chao’s slaughtered body lying on the floor only a short distance away, the whole place reeking of resentful energy, and the pristine Hanguang-Jun looking like he wasn't bothered by any of it — and quickly walked away.
(Wherein there are many moments that a time travelling Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji could have been thrown back to. Regardless of what they are, they sure as hell aren’t letting that get in the way of confessing their love).
Wabisabi, by Nikolai_Anastasia
Wabi - sabi
(A concept)
The Japanese art of finding beauty within imperfections of life and accepting the natural cycle of growth and decay. Celebrating cracks, crevices and all other marks that time, weather and love leave behind.
It's been thirteen years since the famous Yiling Laozu has been killed by his adopted brother Jiang Cheng. No one in the Cultivating World has seen him or heard from him. For once everyone feels they can breathe without being in fear. Things in Cloud Recesses has changed too as one of the Twin Jades Lan Zhan has gone missing seven years ago from the world. No one knows why or how he left but there is no trace of him anywhere. That's until the famous Yiling Laozu appears again but this time different and right besides him is the lost Lan Zhan, the Ghost General Wen Ning and those who have been wronged by the Cultivating World.
Finally back from the dead Wei Ying is ready to show the Cultivating World who he really is and what he is really made of. If the world truly saw Wei Ying as the monster they all feared that's exactly what Wei Ying will be to them. The worst monster they seen in years and this time there's no one that will stop him.
Why a notebook slightly hidden under the bed?, by lilpuffs3
Lan Xichen had always believed that his brother had a great life.
He was the second in command of connected and firm enterprise, and had a long good life ahead of him.
Of course, he knew that his brother did feel lonely, and tried again and again to introduce him to people he could like, but it seemed like Lan Wangji simply wasn't interested.
So, what was a highschool notebook, that clearly wasn't Wangji's, under his brother's bed?!
Aka, the one where Lan Zhan and Wei Ying go to the same highschool but loose contact when Wei Ying is disowned by the Jiangs. So, Lan Zhan keeps his notebook, and maybe also his feelings for him.
The Untamed: To Walk in One's Shoes, by YenGirl
It turns out that that old adage of 'To walk a mile in someone's shoes' proves to be the most effective way for three siblings to understand one another. Too bad there's a wedding involved.
The smell of Sandalwood, by sanlangsteponme
Wei Ying can only climb into Dage's lap and let's the alpha scent him. It feels so safe. Like he's being held by family, a brother. He falls asleep before a-sang is back home.
"What happened dage!? Is he okay?"
" He's fine now a-sang. Those Jiang's are still after him it seems. Wei Ying is exhausted. His state of being scares me a-sang."
Nie Huaisang only gritted his teeth and went to prepare a-ying's bed. He'll deal with those bastards later.
Or
Wei Ying gets kicked out after his first heat and the Nie brothers look after him.
Lan Zhan is drinking vinegar in the corner.
You took my face in both your hands, and looked me in the eye, by enbysaurus_rex (2nd in a series)
The follow up to "But to be loved like a song you remember, Even when you've changed" in which we watch them fumble their way around the logistics of building a new domesticity while they solve this case
The Oubliette, by Ruixx
Wei Wuxian never thought being a spouse could be a valid career path. Now married to to the mysterious, quiet Second Jade of Lan he has to learn to navigate through the notoriously strict Gusu Lan clan and make himself home. Unfortunately war looms on the horizon and his enigma of a husband doesn’t seem to have much of a plan other than screwing him senseless. He’s not complaining, really.
Explicit:
The Communication Effect, by draechaeli
If only there was more communication, or the right kind then everything would be all right. Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi might be bad when it comes to talking to each other about the important things, but they are still leagues better then the older generation that use communication like swords: concealing, revealing, and striking as they please for their own gain. From apologies, to misunderstandings, to sieges, to rumours and gossip, to cold wars, to lies, to civil wars, Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi navigate the world together once their brothers make sure they’re engaged before the classes at Cloud Recesses are finished.
This fic is finished at 186k in 37 chapters + 3 extras
Heart of the Beast, by WaitForTheSnitch
“Wei Ying?” Nie Mingjue prompted him gently. “Where are your parents?”
“They went on a night hunt,” Wei Ying said, a bit evasively.
“Your parents are cultivators?” Da-ge asked in surprise. “Did they leave you here while they hunted? When did they go on their night hunt?”
“Four summers ago,” Wei Ying said a bit uncomfortable.
“Four summers ago,” Nie Mingjue repeated. “What are your parents’ names?”
“My mama is Cangse Sanren and my baba is Wei Changze,” Wei Ying told him, and recognition registered in Nie Mingjue’s eyes.
“Wei Ying,” Nie Mingjue said, sounding a bit regretful, “Your parents aren’t coming back.”
Or, Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang run into Wei Ying while in Yiling and decide to bring him home. And it changes everything.
most barren peak and bleakest winter, by WhatTheOwlHears
He drank. Set the cup down. “I understand Wei Ying would not choose to behave that way ordinarily.”
Well that was certainly true, but it felt like a lie anyway. “Haha, yeah.” Wei Wuxian put his elbow on the table so he could put his face in his hand. “Definitely would not normally make attempts on the virtue of my dear dear friend Hanguang-jun.”
Discarded, by teawater
Children in Cloud Recesses are succubming to a dark curse. There's one person who may be able to help.
Show me all the stars, by Lanwangjisnights
“You decided on a different disciplinary action.” Lan Zhan states, “The Lans are adaptable.”
Wei Ying takes another step back. His plan fires grandly in an entirely wrong direction. He also hopes he heard wrong, and Lan Zhan hadn’t just offered sex in exchange for copying lines. “What?” he asks dumbfounded.
Or:
Wei Ying slips a gay porn magazine into Lan Zhan’s hand to get out of detention.
His plan fails. Greatly.
Or alternatively:
Wei Ying falls into an emergency heat he doesn’t realize until it is too late, with Lan Zhan being the only one capable to save him from death.
In the circle around broken glass, by Cycliph
Jin Guangyao wishes for the sect leader's position, thus he must clear out the obstacle known as 'Jin Zixuan'. Anything for fame. So he frames Yiling Patriarch for the death of Lan Wangji's unborn child. It was a miscalculation as he didn't expected Wei Wuxian to be the father of Wangji's child! How could Zewu-Jun keep something like that from him? He's hurt!
Mature:
I whatever you, I will stand by your side, by Lizziewriter07
Wei WuXian almost died during Jin ZiXun's trap. He would have retaliated with all his might if it weren't for A-Yuan being terrified and right behind him and Wen Ning. Instead of killing Jin ZiXuan, he was hit by a fatal arrow in the heart while trying to protect the little boy. After disappearing from the cultivation world for five years he was... "invited" in a rather peculiar way to help two great sect leaders in a problem with their sworn brother.
Or,
Lan XiChen knew his younger brother like no one else. He knew him well enough to know that seeing Wei WuXian again after all those years of not knowing anything about the young master would make WangJi do something extreme. In order to be aware of what would happen and to help, ZeWu-jun proposes a sort of alliance with Wen Qing. Together, they come up with a well-crafted excuse to leave them alone for a while.
By the river, by Anonymous
Heed the tags. Nothing explicit, but mature rating for the nature of the subject matter.
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Wei Wuxian is sexually assaulted while on a night hunt, but believes he cheated on Lan Zhan.
Angst ensues.
Head and the heart, by Janelle24601
(This story moves away at some point from the canon story)
Lan Zhan loses his memories after an accident at fighting the Wen’s at Nightless City. He can’t remember the last few years. The war, being indoctrinated and humiliated by Wen Chao, and most importantly for his brother and Uncle he can’t imagine ever meeting Wei Ying. Lan Zhan never fell in love with the most unsuitable cultivator possible, he can now live a life more suitable for his station without being dragged down by the YiLing Patriarch. It seems too good to be true. Maybe it is! Meanwhile without the balance of the Lan's the cultivation world has been aiming their hatred at both Wei Ying and the Jiang Sect, forcing Wei Ying to make some hard choices. By the time the Lan's and the cultivation world need Wei Ying's help once again will all this time apart without Lan Zhan’s guidance and support mean the new Wei Ying still feel anything for Lan Zhan?
If Plan A won't work, there's a Plan B!, by SplitGirl28
Since discovering the truth about his Dage's death, Nie Huaisang was pissed and dug into Jinlintai considering his brother's unusual hatred of Jin Guangyao that warranted investigation. He discovered schemes that also led to a former classmate's death, his best friend's cornering and murder via weaponized stupid idiots by the Jins...all to have access to Demonic Cultivation in Jin Guangshan's bid for power.
It was then he discovered through his spies that Mo Xuanyu, a boy who resembles Wei Wuxian except for eye shape befitting a Jin, and a rounder face, was yet another of Jin Guangshan's spawn. Taken to Jinlintai a year after his best friend's murder and made to research Demonic Cultivation as he had no aptitude for orthodoxy yet very proficient with it. He spent years befriending the boy on the sly...and made plans.
One won't give him his brother back even if he gets revenge...the second plan will get him what he wants at a huge cost. And this young boy will help him!
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xichenggg · 4 years
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Imagine Jingyi as Xicheng' son who is now in uni, living away from his parents and lives in a dorm with Sizhui as a room mate.
One saturday night, his uncle WWX called him.
"JINGYI!!!"
" U-uncle Wei. You don't need to shout. I can hear you."
"Oh. okay.. JINGYI! CAN YOU GO HOME TONIGHT?!"
"Seriously uncle. My eardrums!"
"Oh sorry."
"The last bus leaves in 30 mins, why?"
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" uhmm. I'm kind of in a middle of a situation right no-"
"WEI WUXIAN!!! IS THAT MY BABY?! " interrupted a drunk JC.
"D-dad?!"
LXC: Baby? You have a baby Jiang Wanyin?! *cries in the background.* A-zhan! Wanyin has a child! I don't have a chance anymore!
"W-what the fuck is happening over there?! Are my parents drunk?!"
"Ehe"
"Don't fucking ehe me uncle!!!"
"Xichen-ge, stop crying you two are marrie- ah! Huaisang! That is not a bed! It's a table! and don't put your head on that cake! It's not a- arghhh too late. btw Jingyi, language. "
"S-sorry, how did this happen?!"
"It's Muscle-ge and Dimple's aniversary"
"I guess you threw a private party? But I know my parents, uncle. I would understand about my dad getting drunk, but my Papa too? "
"JC was supposed to be the only one drinking between your two dads but the lan brothers tried a bite of my food-"
"A weiwuxian-level-of-spicyness kind of food?
"A what- oh! Uhm..yes. And besides the Lan, I was the only sober person in the group so I panicked and the waiter nearby tried to help but accidentally gave them white wine instead of water ."
"Holy shit"
"Again, Jingyi language"
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That night WWX drop the drunk Xicheng couple in their home, lucky for him, Jingyi was already outside waiting at the front door.
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"Papa stop running around! And please put on some clothes!" Yelled Jingyi, chasing LXC around the living room.
"Catch me first! "
Jingyi halted on his tracks, panting. His Papa was like a little child with so much andrenaline.
When LXC noticed Jingyi stopping, he giddily hop his way towards him asking "are you tired already?"
Jingyi saw this as a chance to catch his Papa "caught you!"
But.
"Missed!" LXC giggled and run away to Hide in the kitchen.
Jingyi sighed and turned his attention to his Dad.
JC was was laying on the floor next to the sofa, crying.
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"dad are you okay?"
"who are you?"
"Uhm- you're son?"
"You are not, My Jingyi is not here. He is in the dorm! It's late, he is not allowed to go out late! " he retorted childishly, giving out the poutiest of all pouts which Jingyi thought was quit cute for someone who mostly wears a scowl 24/7.
"In the dorm.." JC repeated, face slowly twisting to cry again, His lower lip trembed as he mumbled his next words,
"Away from his parents.
Away from me."
His Dad, cried like a little child after.
"D-dad stop crying.." Jingyi sat in the floor next to JC, wiping off every tear that falls from his Dad's eyes.
"My Jingyi! I miss my Jingyi!
I want to see my Jingyi."
"Dad I am here.", he told JC, now combing his hair gently.
JC either ignored what he said or was too busy being emotional to actually hear his son but he suddenly sat up and look like he had an idea , he grab the hem of Jingyi's sweater, "Let's go to his dorm. Please .." he pleaded with puppy dog eyes.
Seriously, his parents are like children when drunk, thought Jingyi and facepalms internally.
"Dad.."
Suddenly he heard something fell on the kitchen which startled both him and JC. His Papa!
"Dad wait here. I'll go check on Papa. I'll get you water too."
JC nods like a little kid, pouting.
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When Jingyi reached the kitchen, he was greeted with the most ridiculous scene he has ever seen with his Papa. His respectable CEO Papa.
LXC was standing near a counter covered in flour and chocolate syrup.
"Papa what are you doing? "
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"baking?" It sounded more like a question than an answer to Jingyi because LXC wasn't sure how to do what he was trying to do.
"Aissshh! Let's go take a bath. "
He grabs LXC's hand and drags him out the kitchen.
"but I want to bake Jiang Wanyin cupcakes! Oh and his son too! I want to marry Jiang Wanyin and be the father of his son.
"You don't even know how to cook!"
When they reached the living room, JC was already gone.
"Where is dad?"
At the corner of his eyes , Jingyi noticed his room door was open. He walk straight there pulling the teary eyed Lan Xichen.
" I want to cook for Wanyin." He complain.
Standing from the door. Jingyi saw JC laying on his bed, sleeping peacefully.
" I have to help dad change in his pajamas later" he mentally told himself, smiling lovingly at his Dad's direction.
He went to get his papa in the bath after.
"oh! Bath! " LXC exclaimed excitedly when they reached the tub and saw Jingyi running the tap.
He immediately took off all of his clothes in front of Jingyi who was kneeling beside the tub and his thing was directly right at Jingyi's horror-stricken face, greeting him of it's shaven glory.
Jingyi is now scarred for life.
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After making sure LXC was already cleaned up and ready for bed he went to his dad , woke him up, then helped him change.
He succesfully got them both to bed that night but when he was about to leave them to get in his own room he was pulled by both and despite the sleepiness overtaking them again, both father was able to muster a soft "goodnight A-yi" .
Jingyi can't helped but smile, as he hugged his parents back.
He missed them so much.
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carodrugficrecs · 4 years
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Chapters: 5/5
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lan Zhan|Lan Wangji/Wei Ying|Wei Wuxian
Characters: Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng, Lan Xichen, Lán Jǐngyí, Lan Sizhui
Additional Tags: Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Omega Lan Zhan|Lan Wangji, Alpha Wei Ying|Wei Wuxian, Submissive Lan Zhan|Lan Wangji, Service top Wei Ying|Wei Wuxian, Gentle Dom Wei Ying|Wei Wuxian, Bottom Lan Zhan|Lan Wangji, Top Wei Ying|Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan Protection Squad, Breaking Gusu rules for fun and profit, Crybaby Jingyi rights, Pushing my tsundere Jingyi agenda, Subspace, Aftercare, Bathing/Washing, Nesting, caretaking kink, Praise Kink, Hurt/Comfort, Knotting, Lactation kink (kind of), Impregnation Kink, Is there a kink for feeding someone dim sum while they sit on your lap? Because that, Despite all the porn tags this is still extremely soft, Intersex Omegas, This is almost 15k of LWJ being babie, Mpreg, Very slight exhibitionism kink, Basically WWX dirty talks about fucking LWJ at the Phoenix Mountain banquet, Possessive Lan Zhan, Light Bondage
Series: Part 2 of Yin and Yang
Summary:
His instincts have been screaming FEED HIM for the last half hour, just managing to drown out the slightly less insistent internal cry of BREED HIM.
Wei Wuxian would very much like to do both, but he and Lan Zhan haven’t talked about children, mostly because it hadn’t occurred to him until right this moment much he wanted them.
OR: Lan Wangji goes into preheat in Yunmeng and Wei Wuxian has to use some very unorthodox methods to get him home safely.
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