#lampardverse

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I don't even wanna know what the wish is

[arya-is-a-fanatic]

I just read the filthiest lamperry plus Christine fic rn...

[arya-is-a-fanatic]

My men💕

[heavensnotenoughh]

I'll never like Chelsea but the period when they were managed by Lampard is sooo interesting from an fanfiction perspective sigh.

I'll probably write about that at some point.

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Modern spacious Selfcontain house design for rent very cute affordable low income housing in ph city with running water good light system and security located at Nta road before ozuoba in port Harcourt city rivers state Nigeria

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Sneak peek of Jason/Eddie trying to figure out why Anthony Gordon is acting the way he is (trying to seduce Howe), a.k.a. the best detective duo ever. Under cut.

Jason tilted his head. "Eddie, come on. Where did Gordon come from?"

"Everton."

Jason raised his eyebrows. Come on, Eds. Think about it.

"Nah, nah - that's insane."

Jason's raised eyebrows and the doubtful smile that played on his lips didn't seem to agree with Eddie. He picked up the tablet that was on the table and after unlocking it, his fingers ran over the screen. Eddie waited tensely. "Anthony Michael Gordon," JT uttered in an almost solemn tone, as if he'd just announced the winner of a poll. "Born February 24, 2001. Youth team: Liverpool FC, was released from there. Everton since 2012." He put the tablet back down on the table and clasped his hands together. "He had been at Everton since he was eleven. Spent a few months at Preston North End. I think that narrows our circle of suspects quite a bit. If we reckon he was at least legal - "

"Jesus Christ. That's grim."

Instead of answering, JT picked up the tablet once again. "And that it wasn't anyone from here," he added to lighten up the mood but Eddie visibly jerked, as if stung by a bee.

"Here?" he said in disbelief. His eyes searched in JT's face for an assurance that it was meant as a joke. "No, no - " He slapped his palm triumphantly on the table. "He said something - wait! - he talked about before, before, he didn't say when but he mentioned something that made it clear it was elsewhere - "

Jason looked at him. "Yeah?"

"Yeah, I'm sure! He made this stupid joke about putting this - info - down in his contract. Or in his transfer request when he wanted to get out of Everton. Anyway - " Eddie cooled off his victorious grin. "That's beyond the point. I trust the people we work with here one hundred percent. Besides, he made it pretty clear this was about a gaffer, not a masseur or physio."

Jason nodded, working something out on his tablet. "Here we go." He smirked. "Koeman. Who the hell knows with him. But Anthony would have been barely sixteen and in the academy. Why would Koeman even know about him." 

Eddie shook his head. His teeth were clenched; the lighthearted tone in which JT spoke didn't seem appropriate for the subject.

"David Unsworth," Jason continued. "Who the hell is even that? Interim. How would he even have time for this? Keep in mind Anthony is still sixteen and not in the first team."

"Jesus Christ."

"Big Sam. Would you look at that. I doubt he even knew half of his first squad. But, this is where Tony lad debuts for the first team in Europe. Wow," he raised his eyes from the screen, ready to make the joke. "Everton in Europe. Must have been ages ago. Marco Silva? Who knows. Big Dunc Ferguson? Nah, he loves the club, he would never do something like that to an academy player. Ancelotti? Come on. Anthony would shit himself. Benítez? He hated Everton, and wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole. Big Dunc again, no chance." Eddie, who had been nodding along to the names, remembering the managers who led Everton for a few months or years throughout Gordon's spell, noticed the all-telling pause that Jason made. Their eyes met.

"Lampard."

One of them said it, or maybe they both did; maybe Jason voiced what Eddie's lips wordlessly whispered.

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2, 20, 23 for the character ask game

2. Favourite canon thing about this character?

The amount of things he is involved in. Literally taking side quests. Watching an open heart surgery in person? Sure, why not? The source material for him is endless. Name something and he will definitely be involved in one way or another, lmao.

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

I treat screentime as known irl interactions here.

So, realistically, "ideal best friends" for Sheva seem to be people who treat him like a little brother, or people who low-key worship the ground he stands on. Preferably both, like Zvonimir Boban... And Paolo. I know you're gonna hate me for it, but between knowing all his goals by heart and getting worked up when others are compared to him because "there is no other Sheva", Paolo DOES. But, I think Sheva would be better off with a best friend that grounds him a little bit and doesn't indulge in his bullshit. Perhaps Gattuso is the best choice for that.

And there's also Frank Lampard. They would make each other worse and I'm here for it. Two little guys that are just a bit fucked up. He does interact with cousin Jamie quite a lot, and with Frank's boyfriend John Terry sometimes too, so this friendship is entirely possible.

23. Favourite picture of this character?

Forever this one:

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Uncle Harry getting his grubby old hands on another Twink

[new-berry]

So a million years ago I had a fic friend (we lost touch ages ago) who used to frequently hand write a first draft. (This was when I was but a Youth.) She liked the pace of handwriting and felt it meant she got to know her characters and back when she started writing, in the subway or something meant a notepad. Got longish so let’s cut

She had BEAUTIFUL handwriting. And she would doodle little pictures and make borders and it was was so awesome. I was insanely jealous. I used to look forward to her drafts so much. (And her finished stories as well. )

Anyway I doodled a few thoughts for Alex Isak /Anthony Gordon and

1) didn’t have my glasses on

2) wrote quickly literally in the middle of working out between sets

3) it’s very hot and humid here and my hand was sweaty. Having said all of that if you can interpret this scribble you are maybe a doctor? I’ll put a translation underneath

Picking up quick fascinations. A pile of books a YouTube algorithm that was always at least one fascination/ fixation behind.

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fronko 1, 2, 3

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

Why I like him? For the amount of fucked up scenarios you can create with him (as usually with old men). Big shout out to the Lampardverse crowd.

2. Favourite canon thing about this character?

The Lampardian smile. And how obviously gay he is 😭

3. Least favourite canon thing about this character?

I think I said on this account before that I usually don't mind bad things people do (I have deal breakers though), as long as I can use them for RPF. But idk, let's say the straight sex tape, because I'm turned off by these things 😂

[arya-is-a-fanatic]

Wondering if I'm ever gonna see them together again😔

This makes me nervous but good nervous. Not the kind of nervous that the past few months have been making me feel.

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Franko explaining why he can't get a job now since he is so busy with punditry.

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not lampardverse related--ignore--there are just fewer bad faith ppl lurking here

February Sestina, part 2

For a better man than the last.

[new-berry]

do you think a foursome fix with like 2 couples could happen. And which two couples would you choose

One: if I ever write another threesome swear to god one of them will be tied up. Jesus. This is a threesome plus one!

ANYWAY! Let’s assume two M/F couples. Going to have one above the cut and then at least one truely unhinged one under the cut.

So if we are going for pretty? Jack/sasha and Jordan/Rebecca I mean obviously Henderson is a hideous troll but his sinking feelings of inadequacy would be delicious from a fic point of view. Rebecca would be having the BEST time. Like Jack is giving and game and sweet and Sasha is lovely and a bit kinky and so nice and Jordan… can watch. I see it starting on two beds then ending up with Hendo jerking off with three in the other bed.

OR Tolami / Bukayo and Mily/Ben. They are young. They are handsome. They are hot. Couple of MDMA and the girls are grinding on each other and it’s all liquid and fluid and easy.

VVD /Rike and KDB /Michelle. Basically they all just (gently) push Kevin around and he gives a LOT of oral. They are all best friends go out for brunch the next morning.

Content warning! Lampardverse!

More of a partner swap Harry Redknapp/ Sandra and Frank Lampard Snr / Patricia. It all comes out when the tabloid press find out about a Jamie /Louise and Frank /Elin drunken night.

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sergioramos:

Top 5 - Most beautiful eyes || Frank Lampard