what????the fuck???
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this is so K/S
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happy spirk day everyone!!! remember our founding fathers of fanfiction: two guys who were so gay a bunch of women in the 60s invented slash. god bless
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on september 15, 1967, spock and kirk gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named slash fanfiction
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Amok Time being Chekov's first episode will never not be funny to me. It's his first day on the job and the first officer is in heat
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History loves to repeat itself
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happy 57th anniversary of jim and spock dry humping in the sand!
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reciprocate...
BEWARE ITS SPICY!!!!!!!!!!
ok tks
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john lennon grew up on yaoi street. never forget this.
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patrick meeting you on tinder, a younger girl, too young, really. swiping right on 'patrick, 32, pro tennis player, big dick, bigger ego'. he fucks you in the back of his car. "fuck, good fucking girl, taking my dick so good." he mumbles against your skin, big eyes pleading up to him. "yeah? feels sooo good." you return, playing up to his fantasy. "mmm'pretty girl, so fucking tight." he wasn't lying about the big dick, your pussy almost suffocating you as he pounds into you. he's high of it, never fucked someone so tight, he's getting pussy whipped from every thrust he fucks into you. he doesn't care about the hickey you're leaving on his neck, even though he's too fucking old for hickeys and he's got a challenger in two days. his big hands grope your chest, drool dripping from his mouth onto yours. it's messy, spit and sweat and lube sticking your bodies together in the back seat. "open your mouth." he orders, his dick almost exploding at the sight below him. your big eyes staring up to him, mouth open, tongue out, following his every word. "you're gonna get me in fucking trouble, baby." he shakes his head, a glob of spit landing on your tongue, as you immediately swallow. patrick cums that moment, praying you’re on birth control.
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John Terry & Frank Lampard
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