#lamen au

[laurentspup]

12 Days of Kinkmas

HOE HOE HOE MERRY LAMEN KINKMAS EVERYONE

'TIS THE DAMN SEASON OF GIVING 

THIS CHRISTMAS WILL NOT BE FOR THE FAMILY 

AND IT WILL NOT BE COLD AT ALL 

@banananamilks​ and i decided the best way to spread joy this christmas is to do 12 days of just horny lamen smut. she will be doing her own prompt list too so stay tuned for that fic!!!

SEE YOU ALL ON THE 14TH

[gabumk]

More modern AU! Capri

🍳

I was thinking about how they met. It would be cool if it was through August! Laurent's family, who have their own business, make an alliance with Damen's family one. And then August, who is their representative, could one day introduce his brother to the CEO’s son🤭 

+ Lil dog Nicaise is a big bull don't you dare tell him otherwise!!!!!!  He keeps biting Damen every chance he gets and since Damen has never complained about ir to Laurent, he pretends not to know about it.

[sassypantsjaxon]

Some things from captive prince that translate really well to zosan

Zoro assuming that Sanji is just as cold and emotionless as his family (because this is an au where he never got away from Germa) only to slowly come to the realization that Sanji is nothing like them

The first time they're in a battle together and Zoro thinks Sanji is staying close to him to like. Leach off his protection, only to realize Sanji's actually protecting his blind side

Zoro throwing one of his swords like a fucking javelin to kill some guy who's about to attack Sanji

Sanji getting a taste of freedom finally, and then them being chased through some city and Sanji is having the Time of His Life taunting their pursuers while Zoro is freaking out trying to keep up

Zoro getting so excited to fuck Sanji that he breaks a jar of oil

Shared jewelry (if you know you know)

Sanji making all these connections to make an alliance and Zoro just isn't really sure what's going on until the alliance finally comes to fruition and Sanji's like 'I promised you an army' and it's Luffy

Sanji trying to make Zoro think he's betrayed his trust but Zoro immediately sees through him and can tell he's injured his hands

Sanji having worn all these uptight straightlaced clothes all this time and Zoro just about has an aneurism (or maybe an orgasm. Who knows? Not Zoro) the first time he sees him in a kimono

Zoro finally learning the depths of the abuse Sanji's suffered at his family's hands and he goes feral and kills like eight people

Sanji sacrificing himself to save Zoro

[saturnstelle]

Hesitancies | A Captive Prince Fic by Saturnstelle

Laurent has been proclaimed dead in Vere, his latest countermove against The Regent—now King—landing him on a ship to Ios to serve as pet and peace offering to the Akielon Crown, to serve the prince Damianos, his brother's killer. The gambit given by his uncle should have been simple, his life in secrecy or Damianos' death by his hand as he had always wanted. But being saved by said prince from attempted murder has made things complicated. Perhaps if Laurent can assuage the unrest of the Akielon courtiers as they await the death of the king, prevent war between the kingdoms, and ensure Damianos' succession, perhaps if Damianos can learn they will both make it out of this alive. Or perhaps the consequence will be greater than either of them were bargaining for.

Prologue, Chapter 1

"At the start of sunset, as it had been recited for generations, a remnant survived of the old empire. The sounds of joyous hearty laughter, merry libations and conversations that had inhabited the marble columned peristyle of the King’s gardens at Ios had all softened into murmurs and then a determined bracing silence as three slaves settled on the partly sunken center of the courtyard. Performed like this, in the old style, the ballad was sung as a conversation, with two playing the parts of lovers and the third playing an accompaniment on the kithara, their voice echoing and harmonizing as the song went on. It was timed with the full setting of the sun and rise of a scintillating sky. They sang of The Sun and Birth of Stars. It is said that in the beginning there was only sun,  that by night the earth and seas and man were covered in complete obscurity..."

[laurents-peach]

I think college au lamen would be so funny if they were roommates and they absolutely can’t stand each other at first even though they secretly want to bang so bad. Till they hook up at a frat part. Neither of them are drunk but both of them act drunk. They try and pretend they were too drunk to remember what happened but they slowly start inching their way to being friends. Till another part where they are both actually drunk and confess to each other to not being drunk the previous time. And Damen is crying on the stairs with his face smooshed between the banister about how he knows laurent hates him but he likes Laurent’s smile so much and it’s just not fair. And laurent is petting his hair, all of it taking a half hour for it to sink in for both of them. After that they don’t even talk about it they just are together in the most committed loving relationship anyone has ever seen

[ediyo-15]

one day I’ll draw damen well

[ask-nicaise-anything]

Smaurent bc why not

Afraid of ALL bugs. Absolutely scared shitless over them

Slept in a pile of stuffed animals (and still has most of them)

Extremely picky eater

Master of hiding spots. (Some of his favs were under the stairs, under his bed, in a closet)

Would stay up waaaaay past his bedtime reading under the covers. Auguste would replace his flashlight batteries. (He still does this, but now he doesn’t have a bedtime)

Lover of pasta.

From the ages of 2 - 9 he always had a bandage on at least one of his knees from falling down.

Broke multiple bones falling off his horse when learning to ride (both arms at one point)

LOVED bounce houses and trampolines (also fell off of those a lot)

Liked making forts out of blankets, chairs, cardboard boxes, pillows etc for reading in

Had a tree house (and fell out of the tree several times. He was fine. Broke arms, but was fine)

[typicallyriarkle]

bridgerton au x fake dating x slow burn

chapter seven of my fic how could it be anyone but you is up now <3

[pourcap]

do u think a modern day damen could resist the masculine urge to help people carry groceries if they look like they're struggling

[khevinday]

kevin day as the crown prince of patras

[lucky-clover-gazette]

okay yeah writing them is fun

[laurentspup]

Dress

"It’s not that Laurent dislikes it when Damen tells him what to do, he simply likes it more when Damen makes him do things one way or another."

32-year-old Damen likes to buys 23-year-old Laurent skimpy, slutty, itty-bitty, sparkly dresses. Most of those dresses stay on him for a minute before Damen takes it off and takes him. The fifth dress Damen buys him never makes it off his body.

aka the age-gap crossdessing au that has completely spiraled out of my control.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47299213

hello i wrote more insane smut because newbitch isn’t working with me so you all get an age-gap crossdressing au which is just 7.1k words of pure filth instead. why? i don’t know why either. lol.

[gabumk]

MLP AU

I always forget that I can draw ponies!!

[sassypantsjaxon]

Nothing happened

[jadedbutler]

For a moment, all Damen sees is blue. The cloudless sky overhead burns into his vision, and then he’s flat on his back, spine colliding roughly with the ground. Hard enough to knock the wind out of a normal man, and Damen is hardly that, but he finds himself a little breathless anyways.

He sees blue again, this time in the cold glint of Laurent’s eyes as he straddles Damen’s supine body then digs his knee into his chest, the tip of his training sword poised Damen’s throat.

Of course, in the same breath, Damen has his own sword firmly pressed against Laurent’s ribs. If the blade was forged from steel instead of wood, and this was war instead of a sparring match, he could easily disembowel the prince. 

“A draw?” he offers with a half-smile, rolling his head back. He waits, patiently, for Laurent to pull back, a feat that takes a few moments longer than it should. His breathing is laboured - not that he shows it, cursed porcelain doll that he is, with nary a blonde hair out of place. But to the trained eye, he reveals himself in fragments: The slight part of his down-turned lips, the controlled heave of his shoulders. 

The bead of sweat rolling down the side of Laurent’s cheek, over the ripple of muscle where he’s clenched his jaw vice-tight. The minute tremor of is body as it presses Damen’s into the ground, strained muscles behind the taut fabric of his pants. Damen blinks.

“Wait, are you actually hurt?”

“You,” Laurent begins silkily, planting his sword into the grassy earth next to Damen’s head. “Would find that titillating, wouldn’t you? Fucking pervert.” 

Damen relaxes his own hand, and Laurent climbs off of him with only the slightest stagger. He doesn’t offer his hand to help Damen rise from the ground.

“A simple ‘yes’ would have sufficed,” Damen says, earning himself a rather direct hand gesture as Laurent walks off without turning backsd;lsdkj;lksdjfto be conitunen???

[swordsswordsswords]

When Damen describes Laurent as having a “spider’s brain” I was like that’s it. That’s exactly what Gideon would say about Harrow. Yes this is Another story about a beefcake demigod equivalent who is hate-crushing (gay) on a skinny little self-loathing nerd who is their sworn enemy and I’m living for it