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neil's yawp being his gunshot todd's yawp being neil's name im not okay

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ask about the most overlooked relationship in dead poets society,

and my answer will ALWAYS be their friendship.

best friends since childhood (as mentioned by neil)...

they were the first two boys to agree and start the club. neil understood charlie’s rebellious nature. charlie was the first person neil told about getting his part in the play. charlie was the first person to break the news to todd. charlie was the only person not singing at the funeral.

...charlie was the only boy aware of neil's home life (he asks neil about his father multiple times).

they were best friends.

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report from the tiktok mines:

i found a strange livestream of an egg attached to a stick, rotating in place above a bowl of yolks. on the left and right was a needle and a small metal ball on a stick. specific amounts of donations would trigger the needle or "hammer" to strike the egg automatically. serene piano music, and distant birds chirping play in the background.

periodically, as the egg would break, a hand would come on screen to replace it.

right as i went for the screen recording it ended.

i find this new phenomenon of hyper specific livestream busking fascinating. a strange reward for a small fee. imagining an analogue equivalent of these sorts of streams makes me think of an eccentric vending machine museum. put a coin in and contribute to the egg being slowly pulverized.

this concludes the tiktok report.

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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

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Oh brother

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i am not like y’all , i will open tumblr in public without a second thought . if you’re invading my privacy by looking at my phone , i will scar you in return

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me and who

Matching disappointed pfps for you and your loved one

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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

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First pee of 2024

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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Pink Robin (Petroica rodinogaster), male, family Petroicidae, order Passeriformes, SE Australia

Photograph by Deepak Karra

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not to be anti-religious but i do wonder if teaching children that they are innately flawed and sinful is, perhaps, not a healthy worldvi

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I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

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