#lamborghini mercy song

[banannabethchase]

7 and 20 EddieDanny. I can keep going.

7 - ☆ { whispering } encouragement to them, 20 - ☆ { riding } them

Yes the title is from a k-pop song shhhhhh

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I Like This Trouble

Danny bites his tongue as he rolls his hips.

"Good boy," Eddie says, grinning up at him. Knowing. "Almost done, baby, so good."

"Shh!" Danny says. His eyes flick to the phone, but it doesn't seem like anybody heard.

"So, we're thinking Danny can challenge Shibata for the Pure belt again," Jericho says. "And you, Hager, could go after the TNT belt, as long as you think you can still take Wardlow."

"I think you could take Wardlow," Eddie says, low as he snaps his hips up.

Danny's pretty sure his eyes are about to roll back in his head.

"Danny!" Jericho snaps, and Danny's bliss zips out of there like a Lamborghini. "You there?"

"Yes!" Danny says, head spinning as Eddie pushes his hips into him. "Yeah, I mean, I can go after that - that belt. Again. Um."

"Are you okay?" Cool Hand asks. "You sound weird."

Eddie laughs silently, head thrown back against the pillows, eyes crinkly and beautiful. God, if Danny could keep that moment in a picture frame.

"I'm fine," Danny says. "I think I'd rather get the Intercontinental on Wednesday, though."

"You can have both," Jericho says. "Alright, team. Group call tomorrow, same time. Pick up!"

The call ends, and Danny almost slumps on top of Eddie with relief.

"Jesus, finally," Eddie says. He flips them and begins driving into Danny without mercy, exactly what Danny had been waiting for. "Jericho really can talk, can't he?"

"Can we not talk about him?" Danny pleads. "I was barely hard throughout that whole call and you wouldn't even let me hang up."

"He yelled at you last time," Eddie says, gathering Danny's wrists and pinning them above his head, "I didn't want you getting in trouble."

Danny laughs, just a little. "Liar."

"Okay," Eddie says, grinning down at him as he picks up the pace again, "maybe a little trouble."

[heroicmultiverse]

//Playlist reworked. Moved to SCM Player, new tracklist under the cut.

Angel by Depeche Mode (from Injustice: Gods Among Us)

Another Winter by Anamanaguchi (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World: The Game)

The Avengers by Alan Silvestri (from The Avengers (2012))

Back in Black by AC/DC (from Spider-Man: Far From Home)

Big Energy by Latto (from She-Hulk: Attorney at Law)

Black Betty by Spiderbait (from Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) and TMNT (2007))

Black Sheep by Metric & Brie Larson (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World)

Blinding Lights by The Weeknd (from Ms. Marvel)

Blitzkrieg Bop by The Ramones (from Spider-Man: Homecoming)

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (from Suicide Squad)

Brand New Day by Neil Patrick Harris (from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)

Can I Kick It? by A Tribe Called Quest (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem trailer)

Celebrity Skin by Hole (from Captain Marvel)

Come and Get Your Love by Redbone (from Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers Endgame and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3)

Crazy On You by Heart (from Captain Marvel, Guardians of the Galaxy: The Telltale Series and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3)

Danny Phantom Theme [Extended Version] by Guy Moon (from Danny Phantom)

The Dark One by Amanamaguchi (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World: The Game)

THE DAY by Porno Graffitti (from My Hero Academia)

Elevate by DJ Khalil (from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

Everything You Ever by Neil Patrick Harris & Felicia Day (from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)

Eye of the Tiger by Survivor (from Big Hero 6)

Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash (from The Suicide Squad)

Garbage Truck by Sex Bob-omb (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World)

Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen (from Zack Snyder's Justice League trailer)

Heathens by Twenty One Pilots (from Suicide Squad)

Hero by Chad Kroeger (from Spider-Man (2002))

Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler (from Guardians of the Galaxy (2021))

Hooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede (from Guardians of the Galaxy and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 trailer)

Immortals by Fall Out Boy (from Big Hero 6)

The Incredits by Michael Giacchino (from The Incredibles)

Invaders Must Die by The Prodigy (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World trailer)

It's On Again by Alicia Keys (from The Amazing Spider-Man 2)

It's Tricky (DJ Fresh Remix) by Run-DMC (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) trailer)

Just A Girl by No Doubt (from Captain Marvel)

Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue (from Guardians of the Galaxy (2021))

Live to Rise by Soundgarden (from The Avengers (2012))

Livin' On A Prayer by Bon Jovi (from Ms. Marvel)

The Magic Number by De la Soul (from Spider-Man: No Way Home)

Mercy by Muse (from Batman: Arkham Knight trailer)

My Life As A Teenage Robot Theme [Extended Version] by Peter Lurye (from My Life As A Teenage Robot)

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light 'Em Up) by Fall Out Boy (from Big Hero 6 trailer)

No Sleep Till Brooklyn by Beastie Boys (from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3)

Oh No!! by grandson (from The Suicide Squad)

Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage (from Captain Marvel)

Peace Sign by Kenshi Yonezu (from My Hero Academia)

People Who Died by The Jim Carroll Band (from The Suicide Squad)

Purple Lamborghini by Skrillex & Rick Ross (from Suicide Squad)

Rain by Jessie Reyez & grandson (from The Suicide Squad)

Ramona by Beck (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World)

Red Flag by Billy Talent (from TMNT (2007))

Remember by Guy Moon & Robbyn Kirmmse (from Danny Phantom)

Remember the Name: Deku by Triple-Q (Mashup of You Say Run from My Hero Academia with Remember the Name by Fort Minor)

Rock You Like A Hurricane by Scorpions (from Avengers (2020))

Save You with My Love by Dan Conklin (from DC Super Hero Girls (2019))

Scott Pilgrim by Plumtree (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World)

Scott Pilgrim Anthem by Anamanaguchi (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World: The Game)

Shell Shocked by Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa & Ty Dolla $ign (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014))

Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC (from The Avengers (2012))

Short Change Hero by The Heavy (from Batman: Arkham City trailer)

Since You Been Gone by Rainbow (from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3)

Stone Cold Crazy by Queen (from Guardians of the Galaxy: The Telltale Series)

Sucker for Pain by Imagine Dragons (from Suicide Squad)

Sunflower by Post Malone & Swae Lee (from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) by Eurythmics (from X-Men: Apocalypse)

Teen Titans by Puffy AmiYumi (from Teen Titans (2003))

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme by CD9 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016))

Theme from Spider-Man by The Ramones

Threshold by Sex Bob-omb (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World)

Tick Tick Boom by The Hives (from Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League trailer)

Venom by Eminem (from Venom (2018))

Warriors by Imagine Dragons (from Wonder Woman (2017) trailer)

We Ain't Came to Lose by Raekwon & Ghostface Killah (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge)

We Are Sex Bob-omb! by Sex Bob-omb (from Scott Pilgrim vs The World)

We Run This by Missy Elliott (from She-Hulk: Attorney at Law)

What We're All About by Sum 41 (from Spider-Man (2002))

What's Up Danger by Blackway & Black Caviar (from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

When You're Mine (Ra's Song) by Jason Charles Miller (from DC Super Hero Girls (2019))

Without Me by Eminem (from Suicide Squad)

Wreak Havoc by Skylar Grey (from Suicide Squad)

X-Men by Powerglove

[gxlden-angels]

Story Time: When I was younger I wouldn't let myself sing the lyric "I am a sinner, who's probably gonna sin again" from Kendrick Lamar's song Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe because I was convinced that if I said it, it would count as a confession and I'd become prone to sinning even more because of it

[popentertainmentconcertreviews]

Tyler the Creator, Lil Uzi Vert, Jazmine Sullivan, Kodak Black, Pusha T & JID – Made in America Festival (Day 1) – Benjamin Franklin Parkway – Philadelphia, PA – September 3. 2022

Bad Bunny, Snoh Aalegra, Tate McRae & Victoria Monét – Made in America Festival (Day 2) – Benjamin Franklin Parkway – Philadelphia, PA – September 4. 2022

Crowds gathered back at Philadelphia's Ben Franklin Parkway for Jay-Z's Made in America this Labor Day holiday weekend. This was the festival's second year back after a quick hiatus during 2020 due to COVID, and both the musicians and attendees were elated to be there. Food trucks were shelling out famous Philly Soft Pretzels and modern Asian cuisine from WokWorks, while the bar lines were a bit shorter – I'd say due to the majority of the concertgoers being on the younger side.

The musical performances on day one were packed from start to finish. Whether the crowds were rushing the grounds to hear JID close out his set with his hit "Stick" or rapping along to Pusha-T and his feature on Lamborghini Mercy – the energy was palpable throughout the festival grounds.

Two Philly locals, Jazmine Sullivan and Lil Uzi Vert took the stages back-to-back. Jazmine began her performance with her Grammy Nominated hit "Bust Your Windows" and continued with her message of female empowerment throughout her set. Sprinkling in spoken word, interpretive dance, and preaching the message of self-love throughout her numerous hits while the crowd sang along.

Lil Uzi Vert's set channeled the opposite (but still incredible) energy. With Lamborghinis on stage and a light show for the ages, the crowd could not have been more energized. Carrying them through the set with hits such as "The Way Life Goes" and "XO Tour Llif3", they closed out their set with the classics "7AM" and "Final Fantasy."

Closing out day one was headliner Tyler the Creator. Known for his creative energy and style, Tyler opened his performance stating that the crowd better be ready to watch him "prance around in his loafers for an hour." Which... is exactly what he did. Just while maintaining his impeccable stage presence, performing his catchy hits such as "WusYaName" and "CORSO." 

Day two of the festival was a Latinx dance party from start to finish – but all leading up to headliner Puerto Rican mega-star Bad Bunny, whose crowds came in droves from miles away to see perform live.

Newcomer Tate McRae performed earlier in the evening, having the crowd completely enamored by her pop-hits. McRae's ability to take over the stage with her catchy songs and dance moves will give her the momentum necessary to gain recognition within the industry – having gotten her start on So You Think You Can Dance many years ago.

Performances from Colombian singer Ryan Castro, Snoh Aalegra, a Swedish R&B singer from Los Angeles and up and coming West Philly artist Armani White filled out the rest of day two and drew full crowds – knowing every word to every song being performed.

Leading up to the long-awaited moment of Bad Bunny appearing on the main stage, Nigerian pop star Burna Boy dominated the stage with his Afropop beats and electric presence – well deserving of the spot of opening act for the top streamed artist in the world.

The time had finally come for the sensation that is Bad Bunny, and he certainly lived up to the hype. When he entered the beach themed set, lounging on a chair as if he were on vacation, the crowd of thousands erupted. With Puerto Rican flags in the air and every word to every song being sung in unison – a dance party unlike any other erupted on the Benjamin Franklin Parkway in Philadelphia, commencing a weekend filled with multicultural vision of "Made in America" that we'd be lucky to see again. 

Mary Kate Baffa

Copyright ©2022 PopEntertainment.com. All rights reserved. Posted: September 5, 2022.

Photos by Tyler Michael DiValerio & Mary Kate Baffa © 2022

[zemenipearls]

Advent Writing Challenge Day 12: Ass

(Shout out to the one and only @meherya for this prompt. Enjoy a modern AU argument. About asses.)

“I don’t think Bubble Butt counts!” Leoni yelled.

Jesper let out an exasperated groan. “How can it not count? The song is literally about ass.” 

“There’s no lyrical complexity!” She complained. “Its just bubble butt, bubble bubble bubble butt, bubble butt, bubble bubble -”

“So?” Jesper said, throwing his hands up into the air.

Leoni crossed her arms. They started a debate on some of the greatest songs about asses, when Doja Cat’s Juicy came on the radio. Which was a bop. But an earnest discussion had now devolved into an argument, with Kuwei, Adrik, and Inej passively watching and giving the occasional comment. 

“What makes Bubble Butt any less legit than the song that’s like ‘shake that thing, aabababababa shake that thing uh, bababababa -”

“A better beat?” Leoni bit back.

“Well now you’re just being arbitrary.”

Kuwei piped up. “I like that one song that just says ass a ton of times.”

Adrik nodded. “The one by Big Sean?”

“Yeah,” Kuwei said. “Its just like ass ass ass ass ass - then a lower pitch - ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass - let’s get that motherfucking hammer time.” Kuwei sang along the beat for a bit.

Leoni sighed. “The part that’s like wobble de wobble, wuh - wobble wobble is not great, Kuwei. If we’re going to drag Big Sean into this discussion that I THOUGHT was for intellectuals,” Leoni glared at Jesper. “Then it needs to be his verse from Lamborghini Mercy. You know the one.”

Jesper snapped his fingers and pointed at Leoni. “You’re right the one that’s like, ‘whoa make the ground move that’s an ass quake, built a house upon that ass, that’s an ass state, roll my weed on it that’s an ass tray -”

“That’s a pretty good line,” Leoni agreed. “But why that when we’ve got Tush by Ghostface Killah, Pull Over by Trina, fuck even Low by Flo Rida! Disco hit Shake Your Booty by KC and the Sunshine Band -”

“How dare you mention that 70s trash,” Jesper said wagging his finger, “that is played at every single white person’s reception in the history of all America.”

Leoni looked over at Adrik, who suddenly shrank a bit. “Okay, what’s your favorite song about ass? If you say something trashy I’m breaking up with you.”

Adrik looked around the room. Inej had a small smile on her face and was sipping tea. “Uh,” Adrik started. “Please don’t break up with me. But its Fat Bottomed Girls.”

Leoni visibly relaxed. “Oh yeah okay that one is valid. Thanks sunshine.”

Adrik beamed.

“Baby Got Back is good and popular,” Jesper cut. “But I think we’re forgetting Thong Song also existed.” Leoni groaned as Jesper continued. “That one weird Sam Hunt song too? Backroad or whatever? He said it was about his wife but every single lyric sounded like it was about a black girl.”

Adrik interrupted this time. “You’re right. Doesn’t it start with ‘I got a girl from the south side, got braids in her hair’?” He let some of his fingers brush through Leoni’s braids.

Kuwei piped up again. “Bootylicious?”

“Solid choice,” Jesper said. 

Finally Inej piped up. “You guys are forgetting the best one.”

Leoni and Jesper gasped at the same time and pointed at each other. “BACK THAT AZZ UP!”

[myautomagz-blog]

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[danceswithwookiees]

Why does the song Lamborghini Mercy make me think of authority heel Seth?

[softbabey]

What she says: I'm fine.

What she means: In Kanye's song, "Mercy" he primarily talks about Lamborghinis. He says "Let the suicide doors up, I threw suicides on the tour bus, I threw suicides on the private jet". However, “suicide doors” refer to doors that hinge at the rear rather than the front. As a result, “suicide doors” do not go up like a typical Lamborghini door. Lamborghini doors are actually called beetle wing doors. Furthermore, he also mentions “letting up suicide doors” in his song "Can't Tell Me Nothing". From this we can conclude that Kanye doesn't actually know anything about Lamborghinis.

[nicoismywaifu]

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Summary:  Nico is the coolest, suavest, Number One Spy in the Universe. Maki is the Bond Girl. And you can't spell evil without Eli.  A Love Live Spy AU! Words: 7245  Estimated reading time according to Hemingwayapp.com: 30 minutes Pairings: NicoMaki are just getting started, with RinPana, KotoUmi and NozoEli(?) in the background. Ao3 link: click here!

His foot flat to the floor, the sound of a screaming V12 wailed through the winding roads of the Swiss Alps.

The man looked in his rear-view mirror and gasped. What was left of his head start had disappeared, replaced by a very quick, very loud and very pink Aston Martin behind him, which regarded slowing down for corners as an interesting idea to try some other time.

He brought his eyes back to the road ahead - just in time to slam the brakes for the hairpin. His tyres made a small squeak on exit. His chaser drifted around the corner in a pool of smoke, tyres squealing for mercy.

With another panicked look in his rear-view mirror, he instead a sigh of relief. Because now chasing after the very fast, very pink Aston Martin was a reassuringly grey helicopter gunship, loaded with two healthy racks of missiles either side. That would solve his problem.

Still looking in his mirror, he muttered a word which rhymed with duck, as he saw the pink Aston’s boot lid open and fire a rocket of its own at the helicopter.

Still looking in his mirror, his heart dropped as he saw the explosion.

And this time, still looking in his mirror, he forgot to look up and brake for the upcoming corner until it was too late.

The black Lamborghini hit the railing both side-on and too fast, and pitched into a barrel roll before gravity took over, sending the car roof first down a snowy bank. Embers were already visible from the car’s underside, along with a trail of petrol and fluids leading to the wreckage.

The driver’s door opened and a man crawled out onto the snow. They inched their way from the wreckage with a gun in their hand. And not a moment too soon, because the car then exploded gloriously behind him, causing him to drop his gun in shock and slide just out of reach.

The pink Aston slowed to a stop; its driver stepped out like they had all the time in the world. Her black hair tied with red ribbons either side, she smirked and drew her gun from her holster before making her way down the slope.

‘Who…’ he stammered out, now face to face with his imminent demise. ‘Who are you?’

‘You don’t know?’ she asked, haughtily. ‘I’m the Number One Spy in the Uni-‘

The man tried to reach for his gun discreetly, but all it earned him was a stamp to the wrist. He groaned.

‘How rude! Now I have to start over.’ There was a small cough as she cleared her throat. ‘The Number One Spy in the Universe, no one does it better than Nico Yazawa: the spy who loves you!’

She levelled her Walther at his head.

‘And you are… Well, you’re dead!’

A gunshot cracked, then silence.

‘And… cut!’

In an instant, the silence picked up into a hustle and bustle in the background as the "deceased" miraculously picked themselves off the ground with a helping hand from the actress. The director made her way over to congratulate the star of the show.

‘That was an incredible performance, Yazawa-san! It’s almost like you really are a spy!’

‘Um, yeah,’ said Nico, her smile not faltering. ‘Almost.’

‘Thank you so much for your hard work! I’m sure the music video for Secret Activities will be a success! But can I just ask…’ the director dropped her voice to a whisper. ‘You’re on top of the world right now – you’re the Number One Idol in the Universe! Are you really sure you want to take a break now? What are you planning to do?’

There was a moment as Nico placed a hand to her chin and pondered over how to answer. She eventually settled for a wink. ‘Sorry! That’s classified information.’

With bows to the production staff and the other actors, Nico made her way backstage to her dressing room, where she flumped down into her chair.

‘I’m almost like a spy, huh?’ She chuckled to herself. ‘I think I can go one better than that.’

The director grabbed her laptop and set it on her table. ‘Now then, let’s take a look at the finished product…’

(If you’re curious, it goes something like Nico walking onto shot from the right-hand side of the screen from a camera angle which looks kinda like the barrel of a gun, before firing her gun towards the camera. And then the screen might go red, and the camera angle might sway back and forth before perhaps fading to black and into a grandiose pop song with lyrics vaguely foreshadowing the events to come, while guns, naked women and naked women with guns all dance around in an avant-garde background...)

(Of course, it’s not exactly like that, because copyrights are pesky things. But you get the general idea.)

There are three constants in this world. The first two are death and taxes. The third is that whenever spies are involved in a story, they come in immaculately tailored suits.

Nico Yazawa was no exception to this rule as she stepped out of the taxi in an impeccable dark grey suit, decorated with designer sunglasses, a white pocket square and a salmon pink tie – more than ready for her first day of work.

Standing before a building which looked high-tech even by Tokyo standards, all silvery, shiny and sleek, Nico allowed herself a moment to take in the sight as people bustled by. But there was one recurring topic of conversation which she overheard. Her ears pricked at one which was particularly interesting.

‘Did you see Nico Yazawa’s new music video?’ asked an excited woman.

‘I did!’ her companion replied. ‘She’s amazing, isn’t she? Number one on the charts and beating out A-RISE, with the fastest YouTube video to reach one billion views…’

‘She’s UTX’s star alumni, with a waterfront apartment in Tokyo,’ the other added, a dreamy look in their eyes.

‘I wonder what she’s up to now… probably laying in bed with A-list actresses or the like.’

‘But idols have a love ban, don’t they?’

‘Oh, yeah. That’s one thing I don’t envy. Speaking of which, how about we get to some of our own “secret activities” tonight? It’s been a while.’

‘Oh, you.’ There was a shoulder nudge. ‘Absolutely.’

It was a good start to the day – and not just for Nico. With a spring in her step, she scanned her temporary ID at the door and was escorted into her first day as an agent of espionage.

There wasn’t any time for getting sidetracked. The first thing to do was report to M’s office to be briefed and receive her paperwork, both probably involving lectures about the fragile geopolitical climate and the importance of her role in maintaining safety and global security. The boring stuff Nico couldn’t really care less about, in other words.

Thankfully for her, her more productive ideas disappeared as soon as she entered M’s reception and saw a pretty woman humming to herself as she typed up notes on her shiny, metal desktop. Long ashen hair, tidy grey blazer, posture perfect.

As a professional, there wasn’t any time for getting sidetracked. As an idol, there was always the pesky love ban. But as a spy, there was alwaystime to flirt with the cute secretary.

It would’ve been the perfect time for Nico to make a stylish entrance by throwing her hat at the hatstand and have it land all nice and suave. But that would’ve required her to have a hat – and that would be a crime against modern fashion. Instead, the woman noticed Nico and stopped typing.

‘Ah, good morning!’ she chirped. ‘Can I help you?’

Years of idol training now came in handy, as Nico kept her voice low-toned and effortless, calculated for maximum flirting potential. ‘I’m believe I’m scheduled for a briefing with M, Miss…?’

‘I’m Kotori Minami, but my nickname is Moneypenny,’ she said with a smile. ‘I’m M’s secretary.’

‘Secretary?’ asked Nico, surprise in her voice. ‘That’s a shame. You’re wayyy too cute to be sitting behind a desk all day.’

Kotori giggled – light and sweet. ‘I don’t think my girlfriend would approve of such flattery, Yazawa-san.’

Nico leaned her arms onto the table, grinning as she met Kotori’s gaze. ‘And as for yourself?’

‘I don’t dislike it,’ said Kotori, winking.

‘I hate to interrupt such professional behaviour in my office, but I think it’s about time Yazawa-san was briefed on her assignment,’ said a voice coming from the speaker on Kotori’s desk.

Sighing, Kotori pressed a finger to the intercom. ‘Right away, M. She’ll be with you shortly.’

‘Someone’s impatient,’ Nico said, annoyed at having a good flirt interrupted.

‘Don’t worry,’ whispered Kotori, gently placing a hand over the intercom’s receiver. ‘We can always pick this up later.’

(That was the moment Nico knew joining the secret service was the best decision she’d ever made.)

Looking to get the meeting over with ASAP to resume the more important stuff, i.e. flirting with Moneypenny, she stopped for a moment after ushering herself inside M’s office proper. It’s not that it was strange. Just unexpected.

The walls, the woman’s hair, everything was just so… purple, like a ripe eggplant. Some well cared for plants at the corner of the room, a few scattered comfortable chairs, and a plaque reading simply “M” on her desk.

Her long ponytail swished behind her as the woman stood from her chair to greet Nico. She offered her a warm handshake before inviting her to take a seat at the polished wooden table.

‘Greetings, Yazawa-san, and welcome to the Japanese Secret Intelligence Service! Is what I’d like to say. But I’m actually rather concerned. Can I ask why you thought it was a good idea to make a music video where you prance around “pretending” to be a spy, when you’re actually our newest agent?’

‘It was too good to pass up when I thought about it! Who doesn’t like slinky guitars and sexy women with guns! And besides,’ Nico’s tone turned dismissive, ‘it’s all show business anyway. No-one will think it’s actually real.’

‘And if they do?’ asked M, eyebrow raised.

‘Then I’ll just have to deal with the consequences,’ Nico replied, all confidence and self-assurance.

M made a disapproving look for a moment, before smiling and clapping her hands together to relieve the tension. ‘Confidence is a good trait to have! And besides, if anything goes wrong, it’s your funeral.’

Nico’s smirk turned to a grimace. ‘How reassuring…’

‘Now then, let’s get to business and discuss your assignment. Simply put, it’s the Russians.’ With a stretch of her arms, M settled more comfortably into her chair.

‘Not content with interfering in foreign elections and getting idiots elected as president, the Russians have returned to what they were planning before the end of the Cold War. That is to say, they’re planning for world domination. And this is the woman whose been doing their dirty work.’

Pirouetting her chair 180 degrees, Nico looked to the back of the room where a projector was set up. Definitely Russian, Nico mused – what with the blonde hair and blue eyes and being tall, long legged, plenty of assets…

Not like Nico was jealous or anything.

M continued her explanation. ‘The KGB’s top agent: Eli Ayase. Nicknamed the Fox, she’s clever, cute, and not to be messed with. And as for what they’ve been up to lately…’

Opening her desk drawer, M pulled out several dossiers and placed them before Nico. What stood out most was that they all had a certain bit of Cyrillic emblazoned on them.

Проект Юрий

‘The Russians call it Project Yuri,’ M explained. ‘Through coercion, extortion and a series of defections, they’ve obtained important research on exotic chemicals, neurological processes and rockets. It’s a little foreboding.’ Making a sombre look, she folded her hands together in front of her. ‘We lost a good agent to Ayase in getting these materials. But it’s still not enough. We don’t know how it all fits together, or what their plan actually is.’

Nico felt a lump rise in her throat. ‘This agent… Ayase killed her?’

‘No,’ replied M, ‘not kill. Ayase’s trade is seduction to obtain her information. She’s a whirlwind, leaving a trail of broken hearts and tear-stained pillows in her wake. Something we witnessed in person, as she also stole the access codes to our important databases last month.’

‘All of them?’ Nico was incredulous. ‘Who did she seduce to get all that information?’

‘Um… well…’

Now blushing for some reason, M shifted her shoulders and brought her gaze downwards to the table. Nico watched her, curiosity piqued.

‘So, that might have been me...’

Nico placed a hand over her face. ‘Oh for god’s sake.’

‘I couldn’t help it!’ M shouted, arms crossed in front of her. ‘I was tired and lonely from working all those late nights at the office, and suddenly there’s this beautiful, tall blonde who treats me right for once! How was I supposed to know she was a Russian spy only after our encryption codes?!’

‘It’s actually obvious when you think about it,’ replied Nico.

‘But those legs. Elicchi was a ballet dancer and my god it showed-‘

‘Too much information,’ said Nico, eyebrow twitching. ‘Also, Elicchi?’

‘It was totally worth it; I’d let all our secrets get stolen again-‘

‘M!’

‘Huh?’ She paused, blinked a few times, and then seemed to snap back into reality. ‘Sorry. Lost myself for a moment there. As such, your mission is to track her, and figure out what they’re planning. And due to the gravity of the situation, we’ll be assigning you some special help.’

M pressed a button on the remote and the projector flicked over to the next slide containing a picture and vitals.

‘Maki Nishikino,’ Nozomi said by way of explanation. ‘Prodigious daughter of a family of doctors, top of her cohort at Tokyo University studying medicine. Already published several ground-breaking research papers at the age of 23. If there’s anyone in the world who can understand the Russians are developing and find a way to counteract it, it’s her.’

The lack of a reaction from Nico surprised her, so M turned to find Nico gazing intently at the screen, mouth agape.

‘Is something wrong?’ asked M.

‘No, it’s just…’

It’s one thing being prodigious, but how did this “Maki” get to be so pretty as well? And tall. But again, it’s not like Nico was jealous of that or anything.

‘It’s nothing,��� Nico said eventually.

M shrugged. ‘Ah, well. Your first task is meeting with her, so you can stare at her all you want in person as well.’

Nico’s reply was a faint blush. ‘I… I wasn’t staring!’

‘Suuuure. We’re just about done apart from the paperwork.’ M produced a sealed file from the desk’s drawer and handed it to Nico, who felt the weight of something solid inside. ‘Everything an agent needs: your gun, licence to kill, licence to sleep with beautiful women, and finally, your permanent ID.’

Removing the documents from the folder, Nico’s eyes settled on the small card which she fished out.

Yazawa, Nico

Japanese Secret Intelligence Service

Agent no. 25252

‘Track Ayase,’ M concluded, her emphasis stern. ‘Don’t do anything stupid. I don’t want to lose an agent to her clutches. It’s a lot of paperwork. Plus if anything were to happen to Nishikino-san, her father has some important connections. Not that it’ll matter if the Russians get their way…’ She looked right at Nico, surveying her eyes. ‘Are you ready, Yazawa-san?’

‘Of course!’

M smiled. ‘Wonderful. We’ll call this Operation Hanazono. And since your first duty is to rendezvous with someone… well, I’m sure you know what that means. The garage is right next to the labs. Allow me to show you there.’

‘Great!’ replied Nico. ‘Just give me a moment.’

‘What so important that you don’t want to see your shiny new car?’

Nico replied as if it were obvious.

‘I have to finish flirting with Moneypenny.’

‘Ah, Yazawa-san!’ Kotori looked up eagerly as Nico exited the room. ‘What’s your assignment?’

Nico rebuttoned her suit. ‘I’m off to rendezvous with a Maki Nishikino, apparently.’

‘Ah!’ Kotori’s face lit up. ‘I know her – she’s an old family friend of ours. She’s a nice girl when you get to know her.

‘And when you don’t?’ asked Nico.

‘She might be a little brusque.’

‘If only they could all be as sweet as you, Moneypenny,’ Nico said, sighing.

‘Have a safe trip, Yazawa-san!’ Kotori waved her a fond goodbye. ‘Remember, I always appreciate souvenirs!’

Practically bouncing on her heels, Nico followed M down the hallway, ready to be introduced to her new vehicle. ‘Is it an Aston? I already drove one before, so maybe a Lotus would be nice…’

‘It’s more… Japanese,’ M said carefully.

Nico’s eyes lit up regardless. ‘A 2000 GT?!’

M sighed as she scanned her ID before entering the garage. With no easy way to do things, she elected to break the news. ‘Nicocchi, I’m sure you know that the economy isn’t what it used to be. There’s been a few budget cuts. And the Department wasn���t happy with footing the cost of our old fleet, so we had to make some sacrifices…’

Nico’s eyes went wide with disbelief as she checked out her new set of wheels. ‘Surely you can’t be serious?’

‘I am serious. And I’m Nozomi, not Shirley!’ M paused for a moment, before placing a hand over her mouth. ‘I wasn’t meant to say that.’

‘And now I see how our secrets got stolen,’ Nico muttered under her breath.

‘Whatever.’ M (or Nozomi, whichever) waved her hand dismissively, bringing Nico’s attention back to the car. ‘What do you think of your car?’

‘What do I think?’ Nico parroted with derision. ‘I think calling this thing a car is an insult to other cars.’

It was white, square and tiny: a metal tissue box with wheels.

Nico got the impression that she could tip it over by glowering at it hard enough, and she was trying her level best. What kind of spy drives a kei car?!

She didn’t hide the disgust in her voice. ‘Does it have any gadgets, at least?’

‘Oh, it’s got gadgets,’ M replied brightly. ‘It’s got all the latest technology, such as a reversing camera and blind spot indicators. It’s very practical!’

‘Does it have rockets? An ejector seat? Can it turn into a submarine?’

‘No, no and no.’ Sensing Nico’s obvious displeasure, M sighed. ‘Do you really have to complain about the car so much? I mean, it’ll probably be destroyed in a climactic moment anyway.’

‘True,’ Nico said after consideration. ‘Fine, I’ll take it. On one condition.’

Nozomi’s response was wary. ‘And that is?’

‘Make it pink,’ said Nico, already walking off in the direction of the laboratory.

The lab was the typical pristine white affair, though with a few patches amongst the walls – and sizeable ones at that. Probably from some prototype projects being run. Watching from behind, Nico observed a tall woman with long blue hair removing vials from a centrifuge. Dressed in a lab coat,

‘You must be Yazawa-san, correct?’ When Nico nodded, she made a polite bow.

‘I’m Umi Sonoda, nickname Q. Naturally, I’m the head of Q branch.’

Nico matched her bow, but her eyes strayed to the other occupant in the room.

A ginger haired girl, making vivid colours in a flask as she mixed their contents together. Umi noticed Nico’s reaction. ‘This is my assistant: Honoka Kousaka. Nickname R.’

The ginger looked up and beamed. ‘It’s a pleasure to meet you!’

‘Now pay attention, Yazawa-san,’ said Umi, voice sharp with the sound of someone who became weary of agents ignoring her instructions and using her gadgets for more comic purposes. ‘This equipment will be the difference between life or death out in the field. I cannot stress enough how important it is for you to listen to my instructions and-‘

‘Oooh, what does this button do?’ asked Honoka, her finger already in motion.

‘Honoka, no!’ Umi ducked herself and Nico behind the cover of the lab bench.

*bang!*

An explosion shook the lab, sending vials rattling and textbooks scattering. Not to mention the new, sizable hole in one of the lab walls. Honoka sheepishly rubbed at the back of her neck.

‘Umm… oops?’

‘Every time,’ Umi moaned, hand resting against her forehead. ‘She’s like this every time. But don’t worry, I’m used to this. I won’t let it affect my work-‘

Another *boom!*, followed by Honoka shouting ‘whoops!’

‘The repairmen are on standby-‘

*bang!*

‘We have a good insurance policy-‘

*explosion!*

‘I’m so sorry!’ Honoka begged, facing Umi in a deep bow.

Umi’s patience ran out. ‘Tell me, Honoka: how are you still in this job?’

‘M said she keeps me around because I make everyone else look good,’ Honoka replied brightly.

‘That isn’t a compliment,’ Umi groaned in reply. ‘Yazawa-san, I’m going to need a lie down and some tea with Moneypenny. I’m assigning you one task: prevent Honoka from doing absolutely anything before I return.’

Nico saluted. ‘Roger that.’

‘Umi-chan’s always mean to me,’ Honoka huffed as soon as Umi’s footsteps were safely down the other end of the hallway. ‘Just because things tend to explode around me. Causation doesn’t equal correlation! Or was that the other way around?’

Nico almost felt sympathetic. Then she realised that she was meant to be keeping watch over Honoka, and stopping her from making things worse. But there were just so many red buttons, all just waiting to be pushed. And Umi never said anything about Nico herself...

‘Say, Honoka,’ said Nico, as if struck by a sudden thought. ‘What does this button do?’

‘Mmmm,’ said Honoka, appraising the button with curious blue eyes. ‘I’m not too sure.’

The two took a moment to pause, turned to each other in perfect sync and grinned. ‘Let’s find out!’

‘Yazawa-san.’

Umi’s voice was ice-cold, as Honoka took to inconspicuous whistling in the background. ‘Is there a good explanation as to why my lab has been completely ruined in the five minutes I’ve been gone, despite my instructions?’

Nico did her best to look innocent. The task was made more difficult by standing amongst rubble which wasn’t there fifteen minutes ago. ‘I think it just came apart by itself, really.’

‘I could feel the building shake. From explosions, if I had to guess.’

‘Well,’ Nico said carefully, ‘Japan has a lot of earthquakes…’

Umi crossed her arms. Made a long, hard stare. Then she pinched the bridge of her nose with resignation. ‘Against my better judgment, I’ve decided to grant you access to our latest, most cutting-edge developments.’

‘Because I’m amazing?’ asked Nico.

‘Because M ordered me to,’ replied Umi. She opened a bench drawer and brought out two small objects. ‘I believe your trademark is your hair ribbons?’

Nico nodded, curious.

There was a swell of pride in Umi’s voice. ‘These are hair clips manufactured from a special high-tensile weave. Hold it like a throwing dagger, just like you were trained, and…’

With a quick motion, Umi drew her elbow back and let fly. The ribbon spun through the air with a swish, before sticking into the wall at the far side of the room with a satisfying thock.

‘Eep!’

A few inches left of the impact was Honoka. She turned around to face Umi. ‘You’re so mean!’

Umi dusted down a lapel and ignored her. ‘…it makes for an effective throwing implement, capable of slicing through steel cable.’

‘Well, I’ve always liked to dress sharp,’ Nico quipped.

Umi also ignored the pun. Instead, she walked over to a different lab bench and retrieved another object: dull chrome colour, about the size of a paperback. ‘Now, I’m sure you’re familiar with this.’

‘A make-up case,’ Nico observed.

‘Correct. Except this one has a few tricks, to make your charms even more irresistible.’ Unlatching the box and holding it in one hand, Umi pointed out the gadgets in turn.

‘First, lipstick with the power to hypnotise when applied to the target – several colours. Then you have amnesia-inducing blush powder, your standard issue stun-gun mascara brush and… ah.’

Holding a miniature container in her hand, Umi turned to her assistant. ‘Honoka? Rapid expansion foam, quick escape smoke or the highly volatile plastic explosive: which one did you put in the eyeliner tube?

‘Ummm…’ said Honoka, placing a finger to her chin. ‘I forgot?’

Umi pressed both hands to her face in exasperation. ‘Good luck on that one, Yazawa-san.’

‘I have to find out for myself?!’

‘One last thing, Yazawa-san.’ Caught by surprise, Nico flinched as Umi drew close enough to whisper next to Nico’s ear. ‘Would you kindly stop flirting with Moneypenny? It’d be an awful shame if one of your gadgets were to malfunction one day...’

Nico stood bolt upright. ‘Y-Yes, ma’am.’

‘Good,’ replied Umi, smiling. ‘Then I wish you the best of luck on your assignment.’

Honoka perked up, energetic as ever. ‘Good luck, Nico-chan!’

Strolling her way through the exit with gadgets in her handbag and her new car keys in hand, Nico was sure the last thing she heard before exiting was the routine sound of something exploding, followed by a shout.

‘Honoka!’

‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry!’

It’s a two hour drive from Tokyo to Numazu. Or it would be, in anything except the abomination Nico drove. But at least she could use the extra time to take in the soothing sights and sounds of the coastal beaches when she finally got there. Staring at the sand, taking in the sunshine... the car was slow enough that she might develop a decent tan behind the windscreen.

A high, ornate gate signified that she had reached her destination. One of the Nishikino’s holiday homes. If that wasn’t enough to demonstrate their privileged position, there was even a maid to answer the intercom.

‘Hello, may I help you?’

‘I’m Nico Yazawa – Nishikino-san should be expecting me.’

‘Ah, yes. Certainly.’

The gates parted and allowed her access. Nico found that the villa inside was as lavish as the exterior of the place. After she had parked her car in the garage (and very thankful to be out of the damn thing), the maid greeted her with a bow, before leading her Maki-ward.

‘The young mistress is currently in the middle of writing an important research paper,’ the maid explained. ‘She prefers writing here. There’s no distractions here, unlike in Tokyo. When she was halfway up the staircase, the maid smiled as something else caught her attention. ‘But I think she might be taking a break right now.’

Nico fell silent, hearing the sound of a piano played by skilled hands resonating down the hallway. An encouraging look from the made set her off to check things for herself.

The hallway was almost endless, but she finally found the source. She opened the door and there she was.

She found Maki in full flight. Just caught in the flow and letting the music course through her, as natural to her as breathing. Nico found herself mesmerized at the sight and sound.

With a delicate finish to the piece, Maki reclined herself and let loose a contented sigh.

‘Beautiful.’

Maki started before turning around. She warily eyed the stranger she saw. ‘Thank you.’

‘I’m not just talking about your playing,’ said Nico, taking a step forwards.

There was no reaction from the pianist. ‘And who are you, exactly?’

‘The name’s Nico-‘

‘Nico Yazawa?!’ An excited squeal interrupted their conversation. ‘Is that really you?!’

In the blink of an eye Nico found her personal space invaded by a bespectacled, brown-haired woman. Their noses touched together.

‘Oh my god it is you!’

Nico and Maki watched as the woman sprinted down the hallway, out of sight, then back clutching an armful of posters, CD’s, pamphlets, books – on second thought, it was more difficult to see what the woman hadn’t brought over as she ran back to Nico.

‘Could you please sign my albums and my DVD’s and my posters and my shirt and if it’s not too much trouble can we please take a photograph together?’

‘Anything for a fan!’ replied Nico. She took the phone being offered to her and lined up a two-shot selfie. ‘You know the drill! One, two, three…’

They struck a pose. ‘Nico Nico Nii!’

The brown-haired woman took her phone back and marvelled at the picture. ‘Thank you so, so much! Your new music video was incredible, I’ve watched it so many times, the song was amazing, I loved the part where you have the pink Aston Martin with the missiles, it’s so cool and-’

‘Hanayo,’ Maki said, placing a hand on Hanayo’s shoulder. ‘You should introduce yourself first.’

‘I didn’t even introduce myself?’ In an instant, she became all quiet and blushing from embarrassment. Where did the person from before vanish off to? ‘My name is Hanayo Koizumi. I’m one of Maki-chan’s attendants,’ she mumbled, looking down at the floor and shyly wringing her hands together. ‘Do… Do you remember me? I attended one of your fan meetings this year…’

Nico leaned in for a closer look; Hanayo fidgeted under the scrutiny. ‘Are you sure?’ asked Nico. ‘Because I’m sure I’d remember a cutie like you.’

‘C-Cute?’ she stammered. ‘You… do you really think so?’

‘It’s more than think,’ Nico said with a smile.

Maki cut in, her tone acerbic. ‘Very smooth, Yazawa-san. Sadly, she already has a girlfriend.’

‘Awww,’ said Nico, not bothering to hide her disappointment.

Hanayo giggled. ‘Would you like to meet her? I think she’s getting some exercise on the beach.’

Hanayo led Nico across the grounds to the Nishikino’s private beach as Maki trailed behind them. More accurately, Hanayo rattled off the hundred things she liked about Nico’s latest album and how amazing it was to be meeting the Number One Idol in the Universe while walking in the beach’s general direction. It was only interrupted when she pointed and said ‘oh, by the way, that’s my girlfriend over there’.

If Nico had to describe what she saw, she would have used these terms: a ginger-haired torpedo, swimming against the waves like they weren’t even there. When that torpedo noticed the figures appearing in the shore, she rocketed out of the water like she had afterburners.

‘Kayo-chin!’

The ginger hadn’t bothered to use a towel before launching into a hug and a kiss – but Hanayo seemed used to that as she hugged back. Rin nestled her head against Hanayo’s shoulder to greet the others.

‘And also Maki-chan! And…’ Gazing at the newcomer, she made a confused head-tilt. ‘You look familiar…’

Hanayo’s excitement returned ten-fold. ‘Rin-chan, this is Nico, in the flesh!’

‘Wow, so you’re Nico Yazawa!’ Rin said, bouncing up and down with excitement. ‘Rin’s been to a few of your concerts with Kayo-chin! They were all nyamazing! But it’s strange - I never expected that in person you’d be so much more…’

‘Breathtaking?’ Nico asked. ‘Beautiful?’

Rin beamed. ‘You’re much shorter than I was expecting!’

Maki tried and failed to suppress a giggle, as Hanayo gasped in mortification. ‘Rin-chan!’

‘I’m sorry,’ said Nico, eyebrow twitching. ‘I didn’t quite catch that.’

Still with a hand in front of her mouth, Maki spoke up. ‘You know Rin, she was hitting on Hanayo earlier.’

Rin moved across to place protective arms around Hanayo from behind. ‘That’s no good - we’re about to get married, and Kayo-chin will be Rin’s beautiful bride!’

Hanayo spoke up, timid but sincere. ‘What are you talking about, Rin-chan? You’re the cute one, so you’re going to be the bride, and you’ll have an elegant white dress.’

‘Cu… cute?’ stammered Rin. ‘No way! Kayo-chin is a million times cuter, so she’s going to be the bride!’

‘No, Rin-chan’s the bride!’

‘No, it’s Kayo-chin!’

‘Rin-chan!’

‘Kayo-chin!’

And so the two began a fierce argument as to why the other one was cuter and by how much. Having been interrupted before, Nico decided now was as a good time as any to break the ice with the princess.

‘So… does this happen often?’

‘They live in their own world,’ Maki said, a smile making a brief appearance before she coughed and folded her arms. Instead, she turned to Nico and took the opportunity to look her over without interruption. If she was impressed, she sure didn’t look it. ‘I wanted to say this before. Idol to spy doesn’t seem like a natural career progression.’

‘You’d think that, but a lot of things carry over. How to not stand out in a crowd, how to ward off pushy men, how to handle pretty girls with sharp tongues looking to cut you down.’ The last sentence was punctuated with a smirk at Maki. ‘It’s perfect preparation, really.’

‘Mmm,’ Maki hummed in response.

‘Not to mention that you have to be fit if you want to perform the choreography I do night after night.’ She made a show of putting her arms up and stretching. ‘I think it shows most in my abdominals. Would you like a closer observation, doctor?’

‘No thanks,’ scoffed Maki. ‘Do you really need to hit on every girl you meet?’

‘Yes,’ Nico replied. ‘That’s why I became a spy!’

‘Not that I care or anything, but you haven’t called me cute yet.’

Nico grinned. ‘That’s because you’re not cute.’

‘Oh?’ replied an unimpressed Maki.

‘You’re hot,’ Nico said, adding a wink.

Maki blushed this time, a finger going up to twirl at her hair. ‘S-Shut up.’ She turned her attention to the other two, still engaged in a furious debate as to which one was cuter. ‘You know you can both be the bride, right?’

They turned towards Maki. ‘We can?!’

The Nishikino family maid smiled as she surveyed the scene. The young mistress was getting some much needed human interaction, a nice change from secluding herself in her room and working on her research. And she was never that talkative around strangers, anyway. The newcomer just knew how to push her buttons (though she would never suggest such a thing out loud to Maki).

The chime of the intercom reminded her that, unfortunately, it was time to return to work. She walked to the screen, finding a motorcycle and its rider – quite short, actually – wearing light brown leathers and a matching helmet. Her visor was dark and drawn down.

‘Yes?’ the maid asked. ‘Do you have business here?’

‘A delivery for Maki Nishikino,’ she said, gesturing to the small satchel bag at the rear of her bike.

The maid eyed the unfamiliar courier and bike with suspicion. That said, it wasn’t untoward for the young mistress to purchase items online, especially as gifts for her friends…

‘Very well. I’ll be down to take the delivery.’

Beneath the helmet, the courier smirked.

‘What are you delivering?’ asked the maid, picking up the clipboard handed to her and preparing to sign.

‘Anaesthetic.’

The maid only had time to look up in surprise before the courier delivered a chop to the base of their neck, sending them falling to the ground with less consciousness than normally advisable. The gate creaked as the woman stood up from the bike and opened it wider. Her two companions rode through in an instant. Their leathers were purple and orange respectively.

Maki’s group fell silent at hearing the unexpected purr of motors, and watched with wary eyes as they approached.

Dismounting from their sports bikes on the sand, they moved across the beach towards the other group with purpose and menace, not bothering to take their helmets off. Clearly not a social call.

‘Expecting more company?’ asked Nico.

Maki shook her head. Rin and Hanayo shifted with unease.

‘I’ll take care of this,’ said Nico, taking a confident step ahead of the other three.

She was surprised as Rin stepped forward to flank her, her fists clenched as she crouched into a martial arts stance. ‘We’re nyaut Maki-chan’s bodyguards for nothing!’

And Nico was even more surprised to see Hanayo also walking forwards to stand right beside her, a bo staff wielded in her hands.

‘Um, Hanayo?’ asked Nico. ‘Where did you just get that-‘

‘I really hate fighting,’ Hanayo said, a nervous quiver running through the staff she held in both hands. ‘But the Nishikino’s trust us to take care of their daughter. So… I’ll do my best!’

The two charged into action, Rin leading with a volley of kicks to try and create an opening for Hanayo to strike. They occupied the attention of purple and orange.  

The brown-clad one broke away from the skirmish and headed Nico’s way instead. Nico scoffed.

‘Martial arts are fine and everything, but all I have to do is take out my gun, and then…’

She reached down to her hip. Then the other. Patted down a trouser leg. And then the other. Then she unbuttoned her suit jacket, checked her waist and finally her hip once more, her opponent closing in all the while.

‘Well,’ she said sheepishly, tossing her jacket to the side and loosening her tie. ‘It’s lucky I learned taekwondo.’  

One on one, Nico was wary as she sussed out her opponent. She also kept her peripheral vision on the other skirmish. The striking thing was the way they moved - more like choreography to a dance, weaving in and out of attacks and countering with lightening footwork. It looked familiar to Nico.

Too familiar.

‘Where have I seen those moves before?’ she murmured, still keeping herself out of range.

Not getting anywhere fast, her opponent showed their annoyance in kicks and punches becoming wild and inaccurate. Tried searching for a decisive blow.

And when that didn’t work out, they turned their attention to Maki instead, who was now isolated from protection. Nico clicked her tongue and sprinted to cut her off. The figure made another sharp turn.

Nico realised too late that she was only acting as a diversion.

Further down the beach, Rin and Hanayo had been separated. Rin held her own against one with ease. That wasn’t the issue.

But without Rin by her side, Hanayo struggled to keep up with her own opponent. She snuck around Hanayo’s strikes, before dancing her way into range and disarmed Hanayo, kicking the staff out of her hands. Hanayo turned to get away, but slipped on the sand.

Tall and intimidating, the purple-clad figure raised the staff above their head with both hands.

Hanayo shut her eyes and brought an arm up to defend herself.

‘Someone… Someone please save me!’

‘Just a minute!’

Eyes opening with trepidation, Hanayo gasped as she saw Rin leap high into the air, aiming a ferocious kick at Hanayo’s attacker. The latter brought up the staff to block the attack. It didn’t matter.

Rin’s foot broke through it and delivered a strike to the crown of their helmet. The figure staggered a few steps, before dazedly slumping into the sand. That’s when the fighting stopped, as the other two switched their attentions to recovering their stricken member. Nico moved to pursue them, but…

‘Rin-chan? Rin-chan!’

Hanayo and Maki hovered over a distressed Rin – tears in her eyes and a swollen foot Nico could see from metres away. Maki got to her knees, before she extended a hand and gingerly pressed it against the base of Rin’s foot. Rin flinched from the touch and groaned.

‘Hanayo.’ Maki’s voice was low. ‘Please go into the house and bring the first-aid kit.’

Hanayo sniffled and rubbed at her eyes and nose. ‘Y-Yes!’

The squeal of tyres and the ear-piercing sound of powerful motorcycles making their exit meant the assault was over. Yet Nico didn’t feel there was much to celebrate as she sidled beside Maki and dropped to her knees in the sand.

‘Is there anything I can do?’ she asked, quietly.

‘Call an ambulance, please.’

‘On it.’

After winding on a bandage with expert precision, Maki double-checked her work. ‘That should be good enough.’

‘Rin-chan!’ Hanayo went back to hovering over Rin. ‘Are you okay?’

‘I’m perfectly fine- ouch!’ Rin winced as she shifted herself and tried to stand up from the ground. With a gentle hand to Rin’s shoulder, Maki eased her back down.

‘Don’t get up, Rin. You’ve broken your foot in several places. I’ve bandaged it up and applied a splint, but you’re going to need to get it plastered up in our hospital.’

Unable to contain herself, Hanayo wrapped her arms around her girlfriend. ‘I was so worried about you…’

Rin nuzzled herself against Hanayo’s neck. ‘Kayo-chin…’

The two shared a tender moment between them.

When she was satisfied that she wouldn’t interrupt, Maki spoke up and drew their attention. ‘One more thing. Rin, Hanayo. You’re both relieved from duty. You are no longer my bodyguards.’

Hanayo gasped. ‘Maki-chan?!’

‘It’s all over now,’ Rin lamented. ‘Now Rin will live the rest of her life with a permnyanent limp, selling her body to make ends meet…’

‘Don’t be so dramatic,’ scoffed Maki, before softening her tone. ‘It’s because I hate seeing my friends get hurt over me. Especially when they have a happy, married life to look forward to. That’s why you’ll both be the housekeepers, taking care of this place while I’m away.’

Hanayo teared up again, touched. ‘Maki-chan…’

‘Maki-chan!’ Rin was so happy she almost jumped up; the three quickly held her back down before she could cause herself more damage. ‘Ow.’

‘So it’s fine if I get hurt instead?’ asked Nico.

‘Exactly,’ said Maki.

Nico rolled her eyes and opened her mouth to retort, before she felt a timid hand clutching at her jacket sleeve. She turned and found Hanayo. ‘Nico-chan,’ she said, as if anticipating Nico’s reaction. ‘I know she can be… a little blunt sometimes, but please look after Maki-chan for us. If something bad happened to her, Rin and I… we wouldn’t…’

Nico reassured her with an arm around her shoulder. ‘Leave it to me, Hanayo.’

The ambulance arrived, and Rin was loaded into the back on a stretcher. She was back in good spirits – almost like she had never been injured in the first place. Though that might have been the painkillers kicking in.

‘Don’t try anything funny with Maki-chan!’ she teased, addressing Nico. ‘She’s still pure and innyacent, you know! After all, she still believes in-‘

Hanayo quickly muffled Rin’s mouth. ‘Rin-chan, no!’

The paramedics closed the ambulance doors and then drove off, leaving Nico and Maki to stand there in bewilderment.

‘What was that all about?’ asked Nico.

Maki shook her head. ‘No idea.’

Things went quiet. Nico took the opportunity to reflect. After all that had happened, there was still a nagging question needing to be answered. ‘Is being attacked by bad guys a usual occurrence?’

‘Of course not,’ answered Maki.

‘Then, why…?’

Nico racked her mind. No motive, no identity. Nothing to go off other than a Kawasaki one of the three left behind. But those were things to check out later. Right now, they were both on the clock for something else.

‘In any case, let’s get in the car, Nishikino-san. We have a mission to get on with.’

As she walked with Nico over to the guest garage, Maki’s jaw dropped as soon as she saw it.

‘You call that thing a car?’

‘Just get the hell in, would you?’

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Tagged by: @tragicbrownlesbian, thanks for the tag!! Nickname(s): probably just Musch Gender: Demigirl... for now... Sign: Scorpio Height: 5'3" Time: 21:46 Birthday: 14th November Favourite Bands: Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Bastille Favourite Solo Artists: Hayley Kiyoko, Halsey, P!nk, Eminem, Ed Sheeran Song Stuck In My Head: Immortals by FOB Last Movie I Watched: Lord of the Rings - Two Towers When did I create this blog: 2017 I think What do I post: Lgbt stuff, Mental Illness stuff, and just funny stuff What did I last google: Wooden Bananas Do I get asks: Rarely, which saddens me Why did I choose this url: well I think it was just because I used to be acearo nb and Mod Mercy from @aphobehatingcharacteroftheday said i was the actual void and i also like space Average hours of sleep: 7-5 Lucky Number: 2,3 or 5 Instruments: Viola, and singing (i used to play more, and I want to learn Guitar, Ukulele and Piano) What I am wearing: Shorts and a sports bra Dream job: Forensic Psychiatrist, or just a normal Psychiatrist or something in the Music or Art industry Favourite food: Tacos Last book I read: A book about the history of medicine (i got really bored and i had one there) 3 Favourite Fandoms: How how how can someone choose only three??? Tag people: @how-did-i-even-end-up-here @mini-satan-in-training @veryconfusedhomosexual @futuristicallypaledragon @morbidson @official-trans-alien @sharkboys-lamborghini @procrastinator-artist

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Simon and Garfunkel: What song(s) help you get through the day?

lamborghini mercy

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WRIGHTWOOD, Calif. (VVNG.com) The small and peaceful mountain community of Wrightwood was vandalized with graffiti during the Labor Day Holiday.

Sometime between Sunday night and Monday morning, several of the town’s small businesses and even a vehicle were tagged using spray paint.

A Wrightwood resident who asked to remain anonymous, was out on her daily morning walk when she started to notice all the tagging and began snapping photos. She later shared the pictures of the tagging to the Wrightwood Facebook group on Monday.

She told Victor Valley News at least seven businesses and one car had been vandalized mostly along Apple Avenue and Cedar Street.

The tagging included  “Lambo Chainz,” “We Ride,” and the letters “OFF” all were tagged over doors, signs, and windows in various locations.

A huge “Lamborghini Mercy, yo chick she so thirsty” was tagged using red paint along the side of a building. The words are lyrics from a Kanye West song called Lamborghini Mercy.

Wrightwood residents are upset and annoyed that anyone would do this to their small tight-knight community.

A resident in the Wrightwood group commented that she’s lived in the area for 35 years and has never seen this. “I was angered and disgusted by the lack of respect.”

At this time it’s unclear how much was money these damages will cost to repair.

The San Bernardino County Sheriff’s is investigating the incident, and anyone with information is urged to contact 760-868-1006.

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Town of Wrightwood vandalized by taggers WRIGHTWOOD, Calif. (VVNG.com) The small and peaceful mountain community of Wrightwood was vandalized with graffiti during the Labor Day Holiday.

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Derive >> Psychogeographical Map

For my psychogeographic is a compilation of songs that I remixed it all together with the interruption in Khaosan Road to represent the atmosphere of each bar and a new meaning of the lyrics.

lyrics from the booklet are below 

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Track 1

all the right junk,all the right junk, 

all kor thai noi, all the right junk,

and all  the (plates sound) in all mueng gin yung

I see the magazine(kitchen sound) workin' that photoshop (kitchen sound)

We know that yak gin Swensens (putting glass sound)(me: chewing)

If you got aroi aroi (bartender sound) raise 'em up 'Cause every inch of (guitar strumming) is perfect from the bottom to the top

Track 2

We ain't even make it to the room She thought it was the ocean, it's just the pool Now I got her open, it's just the Goose

Puang malai raka sib baht na ka (someone said)

Puang malai raka sib baht na ka Someone said (Playin' for keeps)(bartender sound) Someone said, motherfuck what someone said (Girl shouting)

Nubwa ge ja, Nubwa ge ja, Nubwa ge ja, (girl screaming) (beer clinking) Yeah (Thank you), thank you  Astro  Yeah yeah (Me and friend: Laughing)

Track 3

Freeeeeeze, I’m ma baker, put your hands in the air

Massage welcome hello,   money, money, (DJ!)

swalla-la-la, swalla-la-la, swalla-la-la,

(Wood frog sound) 

Money ,money

Freaky, freaky gyal

(Me and friend : Laughing)

My freaky, freaky gyal

Track 4

Sawasdee ka like E.T (wood frog sound)

kub watdee kub the plug tryna call maebaan

I was up trappin' early in the morning  (radio sound)

Ooh, on the wave like a du-rag (people shouting) du-rag

Walk up in the house with a rat-a-tat (plug)

'Til I ran, 'Til I ran, 'Til I ran, 'Til I ran, 'Til I ran, 

done ran into some (radio sound), I done ran into your girl, 

to your girl, to your girl, to your girl (guy shouting)

I done came up from a dub

(big bike sound)

Track 5

They still sellin' dope, that's those Miami boys

(Children crying sound) Killers everywhere, it ain't no place to run (children crying sound)

Forgive me for my wrongs, I have just begun

 a-ain't no mercy, ain't no mercy, ain't no mercy, (electric shock sound)

(Big bike sound)Got that purple Lamborghini, purple  Lamborghini lurkin' (electric shock sound)

(Big bike sound) (electric shock sound)

a-ain't no mercy,  ain't no mercy, ain't no mercy,  (electric shock sound)

(big bike sound) Got that purple Lamborghini  lurkin (Rozay!)

Track 6

(big bike sound)tteugeoun songil

Nae yeogi yeogi yeogi yeogi dagaoneun feel

Neoreul nogineun soft drink gor mee na

Ah woo ah woo I'm so hottt (I’m so hotttt)

boy, let's not talk too much

Grab on my waist and put that body on me

Come on now, follow my lead

Come, come on now, follow my lead

girl, you know I want your love

Your love was handmade for (snooker sound) like me

Come on now, follow my lead

I may be crazy, don't mind me

Say, boy (boy)

 let's not talk too much Grab on my waist and put that body on me

Come on now, follow my lead (people cheering) hey

Come, come on now, follow my lead (people  shouting) yayyyyy!!

I’m so hotttttt

Track 7

Label flop but Pit won't stop Got her in the car, quit playin' with his (¿cómo?) Watch him make set up vacation, ha enjoy me

I know you want me (girl singing) yeahyeah You know I want cha (want cha)

I know you want me tarmsabai loeykub, tarmsabai loeykub You know I want cha cha cha cha I know you want me (girl singing) yeahyeah You know I want cha cha cha cha I know you want me You know I (guy shouting)hoy! One-two-three-four

Ha-hok-jed-paed-kao

Track 8

(silence sound)

Get tung duay kub find it very, very easy to be true

I find myself(find myself) alone when each day's through

Yes, I'll admit (I’ll admit) that I'm a fool for you (for you)

Because you're mine, I walk the line

Track 9

Settle down far from town, get him a pirogue And he'll catch all the fish in the bayou Swap his (man speaking) what she need-o

Son of a gun, nun! Laew gu gor yak day eek la on the bayou

Jambalaya, crawfish pie and fillet gumbo Hello ……, I'm-a gonna see my ma cher a mi-o, cher a mi-o

Pick rew!, fill fruit jar and be gay-o

I have da pic en stock granada yas in two design on the bayou

Hello madame, madame is wake, don’t wake, don’t wake

ya, si machac No? why not? why not?