#lala lee

[ladyelainehilfur]

everyone shut up, it's the girlies

[voidnoidoid]

even MORE stupid weak hero headcanons: WOMEN!!!!!

featuring mostly lily and Julia, with some Lala, and Eugene's aunt and the pool hall lady!

Lily is a member of her school's art club! How do you think she draws Gray so well?

Julia is a tsundere.

Lily is deceptively strong in a way that reflects her emotional and mental strength, also she could totally solo the entire Union including Donald if she wanted to. But she's too nice.

Julia listens to Paramore, and does emo makeup, to Lala's chagrin.

Eugene's aunt is close with her nephew and enjoys listening to him talk about his friends. She reminisces about her school days.

Julia has a motorcycle and is a really good rider.

Lily wears makeup to hide her freckles, but Julia thinks she's prettier with them exposed.

Lala is toxic af and keeps changing boyfriends so much that she became well known for being unstable. Also bc her personality SUCKS.

Lily and Julia met in middle school while Lily and Lala knew each other since elementary. Lala was always jealous of how Lily and Julia got along better and became closer.

The pool hall lady is fond of ben, Alex, Gerard, gray, Eugene etc bc she finds their antics amusing. She is aware that Ben and Alex find her attractive and sees them as younger brothers due to how much they show up there.

After the dropout gang karaoke incident, Lily and Julia started hanging out more. Lily invited Julia to a sleepover too. (Future fanfic idea???)

Weak Hero would be 100 eps shorter if we gave lily a gun.

Eugene's aunt specialised in treating cats. The weirdest animal she had to treat was an isopod.

Julia is a great singer, she would obliterate everyone in karaoke. She's shy about it though.

[mermaidstylediaries]

[furious-blueberry0]

Doodle of Baheera and her best friend Lala Tian

Growing up in the same Crèche Clan, they became friends since their first days at the Temple, always together and inseparable.

They both became Padawans at 12 years old, and since their masters were friends they had the opportunity to see each other quite a lot, and even partecipate in some missions together.

Unfortunately it is on one of these missions that Lala will then lose her life, at the age of 14, trying to protect her wounded master from a group of bounty hunters.

Baheera will never forget her, not even in her old age, and she will also dedicate a book to her memory: “The Little Padawan”

[drpoisonoaky]

Lala

When you realize you have a new weapon to make fun of your sister, you have to use it even though for you it isn't a weapon. At least that's how Zuko thinks about it.

Azula: I’m going to kill your friends and my brother.

Katara: Your brother is also my friend.

Azula: But it’s a different crime. And is that what you are worried about in the whole sentence?

Katara: You want to kill them a lot. Nothing new. But don’t.

Azula: Ugh.

Katara:

Azula: At least you could ask why.

Katara: Fine. Why do you want to kill them this time sweetheart?

Azula: I’m going to ignore your tone. They discovered the “Lala”.

Katara: Is another weird tradition of the Fire Nation or..?

Azula: It’s Zuko’s Zuzu.

Katara: Oh that Lala. I think it is cute. But isn’t new, right? Zuko calls you that a lot.

Azula: To them it is. And Zuko is enjoying it.

Sokka: When you come back to the Southern Water Tribe I’m going to force you to do penguin sledding.

Azula: Why would I eve-

Zuko: Hey buddies.

Azula: Don’t call me buddy ever again.

Zuko: Ok Lala.

Sokka: We were-

Sokka: Wait what, Lala? What is a Lala?

Zuko: You know Zuzu?

Sokka: Are you asking me if I know you? Did you hit your head or something?

Zuko: Not dumbass, the nickname. Azula calls me that all of the time.

Azula: We know, Zuzu. So penguin sledding?

Sokka: Forget that. Did he just call you Lala? Can I call you Lala? Oh god the mighty Azula, princess of the Fire Nation…AND WE CAN CALL YOU LALA.

[Azula proceeds to electrocute Sokka]

Zuko: That was unnecessary.

Azula, getting ready to throw another lightning:

Zuko: LALA STOP IT

Aang: Azula really did a great job in the meeting.

Zuko: She’s actually really good but she’s really mean.

Aang: Yeah, although I was thankful when she made all of those councilors shut up.

Azula: My pleasure Avatar. I always love to make a grown up man cry. Ask Zuzu.

Zuko: She certainly does. Especially when I’m in that group.

Aang: Anyway thanks for today. Right?

Zuko: Yes, thanks to Lala now we only have like 5 boring meetings to go.

Aang: Wait.

Zuko: There’s more?!

Azula: Oh no.

Aang, grinning: Did he just call you Lala? That’s so cute.

Azula:

Zuko: See Azula, that's so cute. You should appreciate it.

Azula: I will deal with Zuzu later but if you want to use that word again Avatar let me remind you I already killed you once.

Zuko: If you kill him now Katara would break up with you.

Azula: SHUT UP DUMB DUMB *goes away*

Zuko: That’s worse than Lala. But at least she’s angry for the next meeting.

Aang: The next meeting it’s going to be awesome.

Suki: All of my warriors are spread inside the festival so we are protected.

Zuko: Great. All set then.

Azula: Wait, what about the harbor?

Suki: We are protecting a festival inside the city.

Azula: If I want to attack a festival I would do it through the harbor cause nobody would be there. You bring a few water benders or a Katara and break it all in like 5 minutes.

Suki: I hate to say this but you’re right. Let’s relocate some of the girls.

Zuko: Good job Lala.

Azula:

Suki:

Azula: I’m honestly more angry by the fact you just praise me like a dog than the nickname.

Suki: Yeah Zuko. We’re grown ups.

Zuko: But-

Zuko: Suki, I am giving you a chance to laugh at Azula’s expenses.

Azula: And she’s a grown woman who is doing her job. Shush.

Suki: Yeah Zuko I’m busy now. When I finish I can laugh and use the Lala.

Zuko: It doesn’t feel like a victory.

[After sparring time with Azula]

Toph: I needed that. Being police is awful.

Azula: Well you are a gun for the government.

Toph: You are part of the government.

Azula: Not the government that has you as chief.

Toph: You and I? In the same government? We will have to stop a coup like every day.

Zuko: But unfortunately you both will stop them.

Azula: Of course we will, Zuzu.

Toph: What are you doing here, Zuzu?

Zuko: Came to see why we were hearing two people fight to death on a Wednesday afternoon.

Toph: I was beating a princess’ ass.

Zuko: And also Lala, can you look at these scrolls? I need a second opinion.

Azula: Sure let’s me clea-

Toph: LALA.

Azula: Shit.

Toph: HE CALLED YOU LALA. IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CHILD SONG.

Toph: ZUZU AND LALA I CAN’T.

[Toph is rolling while she’s laughing]

Zuko: For once, I didn’t say it to bother you.

Azula: For once, I believe you.

Zuko: I think she can’t breathe.

Azula: Whether she dies because she can’t breathe or she feels more relaxed after a good laugh, she deserves it.

Azula: I swear to Agni.

Mai: Don’t be dramatic.

Ty lee: Why are you so angry? It never bothered you so much before, Zuko has been calling you Lala for years. It’s cute.

Azula: I mean it doesn’t bother me if Zuko calls me that. But them. Feels like I’m a joke.

Mai: Lala sounds like a joke.

Azula:

Ty lee: I think what’s bothering you so much is the exclusivity.

Azula: Explain yourself.

Ty lee: When he calls you Lala it comes from your “bond”. When any other person calls you Lala they are probably trying to laugh at your cost.

Mai: That’s deeply complicated with only having 2 lines of information.

Ty lee: I manage all the feelings in this group. I’m well trained.

(many years ago)

Zuko: Why can’t you stop calling me that stupid name?!

Azula: Zuzu, it's cute. Nobody calls you Zuzu. I’m the only one who does it.

Zuko: Oh. That’s…okay you can call me Zuzu but

Azula: What?

Zuko, grinning: I’m calling you Lala cause nobody would call you that.

Azula: WHAT! NO! ZUZU.

[lalajsn]

BANDIDINHO - mrk.l !

avisos: mark lee bandido marrentinho de 2 baddies, dirty talk, sexo desprotegido, leitora!virgem, corruption kink, sexo em lugar público, uso do adjetivo “puta” “princesinha” “bebê”, mark um pouco fluffy, mark!fumante, a leitora é muito sensível (igual um bebê chorão), um pouquinho de daddy issues

gênero: br!au, smut

notinhas da lala: foi o que eu consegui distinguir que provavelmente tenha nesse cenário aqui, espero que gostem, beijo. Lembrando que não foi revisado, então talvez tenha algum errinho

Você caminha lentamente pela rua, uma rua escura com faróis que brilham em suas mãos, uma das ruas mais perigosas do morro, ela parece um pouco assustada, mas sua curiosidade é maior do que seu medo, você segue em frente, até finalmente encontrar o portão da favela, onde está seu Mark Lee, o cara que seu pai julgava como um “bandido que só queria te comer”. Você não achou que seu pai fosse o julgar tanto só por ter crescido na comunidade, quando você o apresentou como seu namorado, seu pai surtou. Falou um monte de asneiras, disse que jamais deixaria a filha dele namorar um “bandidinho” sem futuro.

Usando uma sainha rosinha, que voava no ar, aquela saia que Mark amava, vocês estava usando essa saia quando ele se encontraram na semana passada. Está com uma blusa curta, mostrando um pouco da barriguinha. Também usando sapatos de salto alto brancos.

Ela olhou para Mark, que estava fumando um cigarro. “Tsc, tsc, tsc” estala a língua. “Teu papai tá sabendo que tu veio? E ainda com essa sainha curta que dá pra ver sua bunda toda?” Ele deu uma tragada no cigarro, fumaça indo em seu rosto. Fazendo-a tossir um pouco.

“N-Não, Mark. Meu pai não sabe nada sobre isso. Ele pensa que eu estou na casa da minha amiga…”, ela respondeu, olhando para baixo.

Mark olha para você e ri alto. “Na casa da sua amiga? Deixa só ele descobrir que você só veio aqui pra mim meter nesse teu..” Ele mesmo se interrompe e logo depois te finta com um olhar e um sorrisinho malicioso.

“Você nunca deu, né?”

Você fica com uma cara de espanto, com a pergunta e o sorrisinho malicioso do cara. Você não sabe o que dizer. Você não está preparada para essa pergunta, e não pode acreditar que o cara está perguntando isso para ti. Ela começa a chorar, e está começando a ficar sem ar.

Mark acena para você, e depois lhe acolhe em um abraço, acariciando-lhe o cabelo.

“Eu só estava zoando, bebê. Não precisa ficar tão chorona assim. Eu sei que você é sensível, não precisa chorar”

Você tinha um certo problema com essa frase. “Tu já deu?” Seu pai te dizia isso sempre, só que a diferença era que ele afirmava.

Sempre que te via com uma garoto, te puxava para longe e começava a reclamar e te criticar, falando que você dava pra todos e usava frequentemente a frase citada “você já deu pra ele também?”

Talvez não faça muito sentido, mas pra você, pra você fazia muito sentido, e você não conseguia se segurar quando ouvia algo que lembrava de todas as vezes que o seu pai reclamou no seu ouvido.

Ele segura teu queixo, analisa o rostinho delicado. A sobrancelha arqueando de leve, os olhos grandes correm até seus lábios.

“Fala sério, nunca sentiu vontade?” Pergunta, ainda com os olhos focados nos seus lábios fofinhos, com o batom rosinha o tornando mais bonito ainda.

Murmura um “já” baixinho, a voz fininha parece deixar Mark cada vez mais excitado.

“Aaahh.. Por isso você tava toda acabada quando saiu do banheiro daquele dia.. Como você é suja, garota.”

Diz, irônico, ao lembrar do dia em que vocês estavam juntos e você foi no banheiro, saiu de lá ofegante e com as pernas trêmulas. Ele preferiu fingir que você não tinha se tocado no banheiro feminino da festinha que estavam.

“Você vai se sentir melhor assim que eu colocar meu pau na sua buceta” Mark espreita, as mãos indo até sua bunda e apertando-a, não ia ser difícil te foder ali mesmo, já que usava aquela sainha minúscula.

“N-Não Markie.. Nunca fiz isso..”

“Não se faça de inocente agora, sua puta.”

Disse com raiva, você achava que enganava ele, mas só ele sabia que você não era a garotinha inocente que seu pai criou, ele sabia que você não era a menininha perfeita do papai, porque ele já tinha de corrompido.

E ele faria isso novamente.

Estaria mentindo se dissesse que não gostava quando ele a chamava por esses apelidos sujos, te deixava encharcada, e era verdade, você era pura.. Porém não era tão inocente assim.

“deixe-me provar você." ele pediu, pressionando os dedos em sua calcinha por baixo da saia.

“Ou melhor.. Deixe-me ver se sua bucetinha delicada foi feita pra mim, bebê?”

“M-Mark”

“Por favor.. Você quer tanto quanto eu, eu sei disso..”

“Mesmo se eu quiser.. Não podemos fazer isso aqui..”

“Podemos sim, os caras vão voltar daqui a alguns minutos, e é tempo suficiente pra mim destruir sua buceta.”

Disse antes de atacar seus lábios, já metendo a língua molhada lá dentro, as mãos segurando seus pulsos, prensando-a cada vez mais contra o chapisco.

Explorando cada cantinho da sua boca, línguas se entrelaçando, ereção pressionando cada vez mais contra a sua buceta.

Ainda te beijando, começa a desabotoar a calça baggy que usava, deixando seu pau duro saltar para fora, encostando em seu estômago.

Arrancou sua calcinha fininha, aquele pano vagabundo que quase se rasgou quando ele tirou de ti.

Ele agarra um punhado de sua bunda levantando você em sua grossura. ele não percebe o calor em cascata da sua boceta, suas dobras escovando seu pau duro. Desliza para dentro com certa dificuldade.

“Ah... que apertadinha...” a voz gostosinha de Mark Lee graceja, enquanto ele mete com força no seu canalzinho molhado fazendo você gemer alto, ficou ali parado por um tempo, até sentir sua buceta obscena pulsar ao redor do pau gordo de Mark.

Parece que a mente de Mark ficou em branco, estava louco por você, totalmente selvagem, se inclina para afundar os dentes no seu pescoço e agarra seus quadris com força para mover seus quadris com mais força nele, “nunca vou foder você com mais nada além da meu pau, minha princesinha, você é perfeita pra mim, só pra mim”

Você chora e geme contra ele, mal se continhando.

“M-Markie.. Ah.. Mais devagar..” seus gemidos ficaram tão baixos aos ouvidos de Mark, era como se ele não escutasse, Mark eleva seu nível de visão de volta ao seu rosto desalinhado.

“Não posso evitar princesa, sua buceta é tão boa pra mim” ele joga a cabeça para trás, os quadris desleixados estocando sua buceta. Ele está pensando no quão molhado e quente seu canalzinho será quando ele despejar carga após carga dentro de você.

“Porra!” Seus ouvidos vibram contra o gemido estridente que ele ecoa pelo beco silencioso e frio, Mark arrasta seu corpo de volta para baixo sem pensar fodendo em você.

Mark sente sua buceta se apertar ao redor dele e é aí que tudo fica entorpecido. Um arrepio que começa na parte de trás do pescoço, rastejando até o pau e ele finalmente pinta sua boceta com seu creme claro até a borda, ofegando quando é rápido para sair. Ele está hipnotizado com sua carga escorrendo do seu canalzinho molhado e bagunçado e Mark já está empurrando sua porra de volta com seu pau.

Empurrando com toda a sua força. A ponta dele atingindo o ponto mais sensível do seu corpo fazendo você gemer alto, você estava resmungando, babando e se tornou basicamente bêbada.

Mark bombeou em ti mais algumas vezes antes de te encher novamente, e então, sua porra se misturou com a dele, você estava arruinada.

Nem sabe como que iria voltar pra casa destruída.

Mark desliza para fora de você, vestindo suas calças novamente e deixando um selar na sua boquinha, que agora estava babada e levemente aberta.

Estava mole, as pernas tremiam e com toda certeza já teria caído se não fosse por Mark te segurando.

“Meu bebê ficou cansadinho, foi?”

Diz irônico, sem um pingo de dó.

“Vamos te ajeitar de novo, você tem que voltar igual uma bonequinha pra casa, pro seu papai ver que você se comportou muito bem na casa da sua amiga.”

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[laalaaangel]

i’m currently watching superstore for the first time (i’m at season 4) and as the show progresses, i hate more and more of the characters

i liked cheyenne until she attended that seminar with amy and acted exactly like my ex friends (the reason they’re my ex friends is because they acted like cheyenne in that episode)

carol is a fucking psychopath

sandra is an attention seeking pushover

and mateo is the absolute WORST, don’t even get me started on his behaviour

[waterfire1848]

Avatar headcanon - The Gaang called Zuko ‘Zuzu’ for the first week he was with them as a joke. They called Azula ‘lala’ for the first week she was with them.

[zeviyer]

𝓜𝓮𝓽 𝓖𝓪𝓵𝓪 𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓷 (2/2)

Metropolitan Museum of Art, NY (2023)

[chocohees]

“sohee got outed” and hes just kissing his friends cheek in middle school.. i need yall to be so fr rn, every single idol does that 😭 yall got me thinking he was caught french kissing or sumn. kissing the cheek has gotta be the most platonic thing ever

[ladyelainehilfur]

man, Grape REALLY doesn't like it when the person he's fighting starts watching the main fight instead of brawling with him😂

[mysteriouslee]

Day 10-11

lee!lala ler!hikaru

(they gfs in this one)

The absolutely twincool/kirayaba duo had an amazing sleepover at Hikaru's house. Lala's eyes fluttered open, her first sight being Hikaru. Lala snuggled in closer to her pink haired girlfriend and sighed. That sigh had been for two reasons. She felt so comfortable and at just at peace in Hikaru's presence. The second reason was because of the dream she just had. She had a dream where she was back home with her brother Lolo and he was tickling her just like when they were little kids. She was now in a lee mood, or so she learned from Hikaru. Hikaru taught her that it was ok to want to be tickled, however right now she didn't want to wake Hikaru.

Hikaru soon woke with the sun directly in her face. Too lazy to get up but in a a lot of discomfort. What a tragedy. Hikaru looked over at Lala curled up away from her.

"Is there something wrong, did I accidentally kick you in my sleep, are you okay?" The lead cure panicked, shooting many questions with worry.

Lala turned her face to Hikaru, blushing. Hikaru's lip quivered and her eyes showed concern. Lala grabbed at Hikaru's wrists and gave her eye contact.

"Can you tickle me Hikaru lun" Lala asked not leaving eye contact.

Hikaru blushed a little herself, Lala is the first person she's met able to say the tword outright. Hikaru's concern turned to a smile. Hikaru was glad to fulfill her blue haired partner's request without question.

"Safe word is kirayaba!"Hikaru declared as she scribbled on the alien's ribs. Lala's bright laughter was instant as she didn't fight it. Up and down Lala's ribs and sides, the human's fingers went. Eventually reaching Lala's hips, pinching and squeezing inducing giggling.

"Now where is your weak spot" Hikaru teasingly said, looking up at Lala. Hikaru already knew and Lala knew she knew but that doesnt mean she wont pretend to search for it to tease Lala which flusters the Alien quite a bit. Hikaru grabbed Lala's ankle and scribbled on the electric cure's shins, which always induced Lala to start sounding like a windex cleaner bottle with snorts, Hikaru loved the different laughs that came from Lala. Hikaru took her index and traced from the back of Lala's shin to the bottom of her bare feet. Hikaru scribbled at her friend's feet, Lala threw her head back and started laughing really loud. Hikaru paused and put her hand on Lala's mouth.

"Shh we gotta be quiet, my parent's are still sleeping" Hikaru calmed stated.

About to got back to tickling Lala's feet, Lala yelped

"You can't tickle me there if you want me to be quiet lun" Lala whined.

Hikaru smirked and began tickling Lala's feet. Lala grabbed a pillow to muffle her screams and cackling. Hikaru straddled her alien girlfriend and reached for her antennas. She delicately held the yellow bits, kissing and scribbling on them. Lala's screech surpassed the pillow and Lala began aggresivley kicking and thrashing. Her knee knocked the wind out of Hikaru.

"KIRAHAHAHYABAHA LUHUN" shrieked Lala

Hikaru had already stopped, flopping beside Lala, catching her breath.

[mermaidstylediaries]

[furious-blueberry0]

“Are you sure this is the right way?” “….no”

Baheera and Lala, lost on an undercover mission, try to find their way back to their ship, with no way of contacting their Masters.

Don’t worry they managed to find them! An old mando gentleman helps them after a bunch of thieves tried to rob them.

[realhousewives-fan]

The Sick and Twisted Lies of Scandoval

We can see and feel how this deceit has devastated the whole friend group. 

Tom Sandoval was on a pity party and Raquel Leviss disappeared from the face of the earth.

It’s clear to everybody that this affair was due to Sandoval’s midlife crisis. 

But that is no excuse for the sick and twisted deceit he has been doing for 7 freaking months!

He and Tom Schwartz has tried to paint the picture of Ariana Madix being mean to Sandoval, as if that’s an excuse for him sleeping around.

Sandoval’s complaints are so freaking random and minor, it made me scream to the TV screen “so you bang her friend as a solution?!”.

Sandoval comes off as he is more upset with how he’s getting perceived by the group and the viewers than sorry for hurting Ariana.

The way he was crying at Villa Rosa kind of sealed that impression for me.

Lisa Vanderpump didn’t give him a warm welcome, and when he broke down in tears, she started to comfort him. 

I guess he got his wish. Sandoval wanted to look like the victim in this episode. All we got was silly excuses from him.

And Raquel… Don’t even get me started on the scene he filmed with her.

Sandoval claimed that he has a deep connection with Raquel, but that doesn’t come off on the screen. They’re not on the same page!

It’s very likely that Raquel is in love with him, and he’s taking advantage of that. She thought he said that he loved her… Yikes!

Lala Kent suspect that Raquel isn’t the first time he cheated on Ariana, and she was suspicious of his friendship with Billie Lee!

“We need to open that case back up again. It went cold and I don’t think it need to be cold no more.”

And James Kennedy’s phone call to Raquel on speaker was something else. 

It gives a little bit of kicking someone while they’re down, but they’re understandably upset.

It must have been shocking for them that little sweet and innocent Raquel was capable of such deceit.

[dark-mnjiro]

for @alucrds your matchups are

…bachira meguru & ulquiorra cifer

For you & Ulquiorra

For you & Bachira

You couldn’t help but crack a smile as you watched Bachira struggle with another word in Spanish. You weren’t sure why you didn’t expect him to struggle, he could barely pass english in school. But the amusement alone, was pretty worth it.

“…try again,” you urged before Bachira flashed a playful grin.

“Whyyyyy?” he complained loudly. “It’s not like I need it. I have these handy translation ear pieces from Mikage!”

A frustrated sigh fell from your lips before shaking your head. “Babe, I—"

“Words are hard,” Bachira countered before his lips curled into a playful smirk. “I know something much more fun to practice if you you just come over here!”

“….you’re the worst.”

“I love you!”