#laindrin incorrect quotes

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Baby Rayla: Mmmaaa

Tiadrin: That's right! You can do it!

Lain: C'mon, say "Dada"!

Baby Rayla: Daaaa

Lain: YES!

Tiadrin: No! Say "Mama"!

Rayla: F*ck yoU

*silence*

Tiadrin and Lain, turn to Runaan: *murder in their eyes*

Runaan: WaIt, NOO, iT wAsN't mE, I sWeAr!!! *turns and bolts*

Tiadrin and Lain: *runs after him*

Ethari, VERY sleep deprived, pops a moonberry into his mouth: Well, f*ck

Rayla, giggling and clapping her hands: F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!!!!

[magicandmundane]

Rayla, still very young: What does "take out" mean?

Lain: Food.

Ethari: Dating.

Runaan: Murder.

Tiadrin: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Lain: Legend has it that if you say "Ethari" three times, a Runaan will appear

Tiadrin, suspicious: Oh really? Ethari, Ethari, Ethari

Runaan: *bursts though the door* WHERE!?

Ethari, coming in after Runaan: *confused why she said his name three times* Yes?

Tiadrin, giving Lain a look: How did you know?

Lain: 1. Runaan's an assassin, so he has really good hearing, and 2. He is horns over heels for Ethari

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Tiadrin: Runaan did WHAT?!

Lain: The healers wouldn't let him see Ethari since he was still resting from last night. They also said that unless he was injured they wouldn't let him stay

Tiadrin: And?

Lain, sighing: And he punched himself in the face and said he was injured

Tiadrin: ...

Lain, weakly: Well, you have to admire his dedication

Tiadrin: *gives Lain an incredulous look*

Lain, sighing again: Yeah, I know

Tiadrin: I'll leave that alone since Ethari'll berate him enough tomorrow

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Lain, waking up: Where am I?

Runaan, sarcastically: Heaven

Lain: Oh

Lain: Didn't think you'd be here

Ethari and Tiadrin: *wheezing and leaning against each other trying to keep from falling on the ground*

P.S. They fall on the ground in a heap anyways (and they're still laughing)

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Lain: It's not illegal

Moonshadow Guard: *staring at the wagon full of moonberry surprises* It's just... there's just so much-

Lain: But it's not illegal

Tiadrin: *glaring holes into his head behind Lain*

Moonshadow Guard: *tired* Just go

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Lain, serenading Tiadrin: YOU ARE MY FIIIIIRE!!!!

Lain: THE ONE DESIIIIRE!!!!

Lain: BELIEVE WHEN I SAY!!!

Runaan: *was forced into this* I WANT IT THAAAT WAY!!!

Tiadrin: *amused, but trying to hide it*

Ethari: *wheezing*

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Lain: Legend has it that if you say "Ethari" three times, a Runaan will appear

Tiadrin, suspicious: Oh really? Ethari, Ethari, Ethari

Runaan: WHERE!?