#laggers

[theelaggers]

Watch "Heavy Emin" on YouTube

[chongoblog]

lol. lmao, even

[rayeverydangday]

Chilling in the rain

[waugh-bao]

[artielotl]

hi

1. what happened in ep7 of The Layover???

2. you good? (ice cream recommended in the event of being not good)

haha it's all good now lmao! somehow the discussion of the finale of season 6 turned to a 10 minute conversation about fanfics. i did have a little panic attack the first time i listened to it but having listened to it since then it's incredibly funny.

scotty is the correct kind of cc who knows this stuff exists but isn't for him to read. ben is fucking MENACE to society who actively consumes fanfiction (enough to have included a question about one of my fics in a quiz for sam and adam on today's layover episode), but who draws the line at reading smut of himself. that said, he has read smut about the other jet laggers, and he has his cousins read the smut about him and report back to him. adam is just so insanely against ben reading it, and said that he keeps bringing up that his cousins read the smut (which makes me wonder just how often ben talks to adam about jet lag fanfiction). and most importantly is sam, who entered that conversation knowing nothing and half way through when adam points out he's gone quiet, giggles and goes "just reading some stuff"

it's only a matter of time before one of my fics is dramatically read on the podcast. i hope they invite brian on for that episode.

[fuckthisshitimin]

So, who's writing a sequel to a sequel to a fic that miraculously managed to be short for once?

[melbournelaggers]

https://melbournelaggers.com.au/acoustic-pipe-lagging-wrap-here-comes-everything-about-it/

[the-unofficial-village-idiot]

He haunts me (tubthumping by chumbawumba)

[theelaggers]

Pablo

PP . VINYL DROOG.

[temapolitico]

Represión a Mapuches: Sobreseyeron a Bullrich

Hoy, Patricia Bullrich fue sobreseída en una causa penal que se inició en 2017, cuando era ministra de Seguridad de la Nación. La investigación se centró en un operativo de la Gendarmería Nacional en Loma Campana, donde se encuentra una comunidad que reclama esas tierras. En las redes sociales, la líder política festejó la determinación. "En junio de 2017, ocurrieron daños en una refinería en Neuquén. Los trabajadores de YPF no podían ingresar debido a un bloqueo. Representaba un peligro para la comunidad. La Gendarmería intervino para solucionar la situación y nos denunciaron por hacer lo correcto", resumió Bullrich en una publicación en las redes, reforzando: "La verdad siempre prevalece". https://twitter.com/PatoBullrich/status/1668337896317673479 En 2017, YPF poseía un territorio en la provincia de Neuquén, donde había dos instalaciones petroleras que requerían reparaciones. Sin embargo, las protestas de los miembros de la comunidad mapuche Campo Maripe provocaron que el personal de la compañía abandonara los pozos.

Justicia PRO

La exministra respondió a la solicitud de YPF desplegando fuerzas de la Gendarmería Nacional. Según informó el diario Río Negro, el juez federal de Neuquén, Gustavo Villanueva, determinó que las tierras donde se llevó a cabo el operativo de la Gendarmería los días 21 y 22 de junio de 2017, "pertenecen a la provincia". "La comunidad estaba reclamando esas tierras, pero aún no les habían sido asignadas", afirmó el juez Villanueva, agregando: "Existían otras rutas alternativas para acceder a los asentamientos de la comunidad, sin desconocer que esto pudo haber afectado la circulación en la zona". En este contexto, Villanueva señaló que "se ha comprobado que se dio una orden a la Gendarmería Nacional para proteger a los equipos de YPF". "Durante la intervención, se impidió el paso de personas de la comunidad Campo Maripe", resolvió el magistrado. Sin embargo, Villanueva enfatizó que "el territorio en el que se encuentra la locación 22 y sus alrededores forma parte de la pretensión manifestada por la comunidad, lo cual llevó a acciones que obstaculizaron las actividades normales de la empresa". "Tras un análisis jurídico, se descartó que el caso se enmarque en las situaciones previstas por la Ley de Seguridad Interior. De acuerdo con las leyes de Gendarmería Nacional, ministerios y soberanía hidrocarburífera, la orden fue legal y acorde con el objetivo establecido", agregó el magistrado, según lo informado por el diario Río Negro. Además de Bullrich, también se sobreseyó a su exjefe de gabinete, Pablo Noceti, y a los jefes de Gendarmería Carlos Ariel San Emeterio, Jorge Elías Mariani y Luis Héctor Lagger. Read the full article

[rayeverydangday]

Besties… unless :3c - In my shop NOW!

[intellectures]

Grandiose Abgründe

Der neue Roman des amerikanischen Avantgardisten Dennis Cooper ist so persönlich wie nie. »Ich wünschte« ist eine nachgereichte Umarmung an seine große Liebe und ein gleichermaßen erschütterndes wie erhebendes Dokument autofiktionaler Literatur.

Der neue Roman des amerikanischen Avantgardisten Dennis Cooper ist so persönlich wie nie. »Ich wünschte« ist eine nachgereichte Umarmung an seine große Liebe und ein gleichermaßen erschütterndes wie erhebendes Dokument autofiktionaler Literatur. Continue reading Untitled

[artielotl]

i like to think that during the planning for s5, when coming up with curse cards, when the "play the element song on repeat" was suggested sam countered with "play the max verstappen song on repeat"

[lacedinweb22]

just a quick study break... (Miguel O’Hara x reader) one-shot

summary: You've been studying for hours and decide it's time to rest your eyes and take a quick break. You're then awaken to an even better study break.

nsfw 18+

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ

It was 11pm. I laid on my stomach in my apartment bed, reading and annotating for tomorrow’s lecture. My phone dinged with a message. It was Miguel. 

Miguel: Are you still reading?

Me: Sadly. I’ll probably go to sleep late tonight, but I’ll see you tomorrow after class. Go to sleep M don’t wait up on me. 

Miguel: I miss your voice. 

Me: I can call you while I read and you can fall asleep on the phone with me <3 :)

Miguel: mm

Me: What will it be brat? 

Miguel: It’s okay. I’ll see you soon 

Me: Are you going to sleep? It’s still pretty early. 

…

Me: hellooooooo  Me: lagger  Me: MIGUEL

I turned my phone off and tossed it to the side. Is he mad??  Maybe he’s getting ready for bed. 

I continued annotating and reading, then put my head down in my textbook to rest my strained eyes. Just for a minute…

I was awoken by a cold breeze coming in from the window. Chills spread across my skin. 

“Y/N,” he whispered. 

“Mmmm,” I whispered back, half asleep. 

I felt weight move onto the bed, as Miguel crawled from behind me and hovered over me. 

“Mmmm... mmwhat are you doing here?” I whispered with my cheek pressed against the scribbled pages. 

He moved my hair back from the side of my neck, and kissed my neck gently. “I missed you,” he whispered, his fangs brushing against my skin.

I smiled against the book.

“Mmmm, good. I needed a study break,” I whispered back. 

I felt his weight shift down to my bottom half then felt his fingers sliding my pajama shorts down, revealing my underwear. He slid his fingers under my underwear and gripped my ass tightly. He moaned softly to himself. His teeth dragged across me, before he bit into me hard. He continued across my ass, leaving bite marks all over me. “I want you,” he whispered against me, before biting me over and over. “I need you,” he whispered again. I moaned quietly with every bite. His nails dug into me, as he squeezed my flesh tight before every bite. “Do you want me?” he moaned. “Mhmmm,” I quietly whispered. I felt myself getting more and more wet. 

He lifted himself up behind me, and breathed on my neck. I felt his hard-on against me. 

His fingers traced from my underwear down, nearing my heat. He continued kissing and sucking my neck then held himself up on one arm as he began to slide his other hand in between my legs, fingers rubbing against my wet slit. 

“You’re so fucking wet for me,” he moaned into my neck. He rubbed me up and down as he explored my slippery mess with his long fingers. After rubbing me for a while, he pressed two fingers against my entrance. “¿Puedo?” he whispered. “Mhmm,” I moaned, nodding desperately.

He pushed his big fingers into me slowly, and massaged my insides as he sucked my neck  hard, and rubbed his boner against me. “You’re so tight, mi princesa and... wet,” he groaned. He entered in and out of me, and rubbed his wet fingers on my clit in between strokes. 

I began to moan loudly, “Mmmm, Miguel, you make me... so wet,” I gasped out as he began to finger me deeper. With every deep stroke, he curled his fingers up, squeezing his muscular fingers into my tight space. 

“¿Te gusta que?” he asked, as I felt his fangs smiling against my neck. “Mhmmm, fuck mhmmm,” I moaned out. “You’re so fucking hot,” he groaned, his boner rubbing against my ass. “I need you,” I whined. “Beg me,” he whispered against my neck. “Beg me to fuck you,” he demanded. He thrusted his fingers deeper, “FUCK, mmmm, fuck me, Miguel, please, I need you,” I whimpered. I felt him sit up on his knees, as he lowered his boxers. His hard-on immediately stabbed against my ass. He rubbed his hard cock against my exposed skin as he moaned softly. “Mmmm, you’re all mine,” he whispered. He hovered back over me, his face buried in my hair as he continued rubbing his wet tip against me. I felt the precum tracing across my skin. “Do you feel what you do to me?” he growled, beginning to rub his tip against my wet entrance, then up against my clit, tugging at my flesh. I moaned and begged him, “Stop teasing me, M. Put it in already,” I whined. “I can’t fucking sleep at night because you’re too busy studying, and I’m up imagining you in my bed,” he whispered. “You do this to me, now beg me,” he demanded. “You don’t get to have this so easily.” “Mmmm, give it to me, please. I need you... fucking look how wet you make me. It's only you... I need you," I whined.

“Good girl,” he replied, as he started to enter me. 

We both groaned loudly, as his wide dick squeezed into me. He slowly pushed into me, covering himself in my warmth. “Look how fucking wet you are,” he breathed out, pressing his fingers against my heat. He rubbed against my slit, still thrusting in me slowly, then licked his wet fingers clean. “Y también sabes bien,” he moaned. 

“Mmmm, keep fucking me,” I whined, arching my back and lifting my ass higher against him. “Mmm, you like that?” He groaned, thrusting deeper and deeper. His big hands wrapped around my wrists above my head, as he gripped me tightly and held me in place under him.

“Fuck... god Miguel, keep… fucking me… like that,” I gasped. His long strokes stretched my insides as he growled and breathed heavily on me. I couldn’t contain my moans, and buried my face into the bed sheets. 

He lifted himself up and gripped my ass tightly; I felt the claw marks begin to burn across my skin. “Your ass is so fucking fat,” he groaned out, “and all mine.” 

I whimpered as he continued thrusting in and out of me, gripping me tightly and moaning out my name. 

“Y/N... fucking hell, like that, like that,” he whined. “I’m gonna cum,” he growled, as he dropped to his forearms and bit my shoulders hard, bruising me. “GRghhhhhhhh, fuck, Y/N, you’re... mine. You’re mine,” he groaned out with each finishing thrust. I felt his hot warmth spread inside of me. “Fuckkkk,” he groaned, collapsing on top of me. I whined as I felt his hot liquid fill me up. 

“I’m not done with you yet,” he replied, as he turned me over to face him, then grabbed my waist and dragged me to the edge of the bed. He got off of the bed and kneeled at the edge, his face in my thighs. I laid back, pulling his hair as he squeezed my waist and traced his lips down into my inner thighs. 

His cum and my wetness dripped out of me. He spread my thighs and dug his face into me. He licked and tasted my entrance, barely penetrating me with his big, warm tongue. “Mmm, we taste so good together,” he moaned against my wet lips. He wrapped his hands around my thighs, then his lips around my clit. His top lip rubbed on the top while his tongue pressed hard against the bottom of my clit. He licked and devoured me, keeping rhythm on my clit, as his hands explored my body. His fangs brushed against my wet skin, scratching and tugging at me, the pleasure outweighing the pain. 

I whimpered and wrapped my legs around his neck. He rested his hands on my legs, squeezing me tight as he continued working on me. He moaned and hummed into me, as I cried out his name. “Fuuuuck... like that, like that, you’re so good, M,” I whimpered. “Te portas… muy bien... mi princesa,” he breathed out. 

As my legs remained wrapped around his neck, he lifted his muscular neck up effortlessly to angle my hips upwards and get a better angle, as he continued sucking and licking me up. 

I felt a rush come over my thighs and stomach, as he continued rhythmically licking. “I’m... gonna... Miguel, keep going, just like... that... ughhhh fuuuuuck,” I moaned out loudly as I throbbed and finished against his lips. “Keep cumming for me,” he breathed out. 

I climaxed, my thighs trembling and my body shivering as Miguel continued gently, and slowly licking up my wet skin, moaning softly into me. I let out a deep breath, and uncrossed my legs from his neck. I threw my head back and sighed. 

He stood up, his dick still erect and wet, and crawled on top of me, his dick rubbing against my thighs. I could finally see his sweaty, glowy face. His cheeks were slightly pink, and his wavy hair was damp with sweat. He smiled and licked his lips; I caught a glimpse of his fangs. He hovered over me, licked my lips, as I tasted both him and me, then pressed his lips to mine, his hot tongue entering my mouth. 

His tongue brushed my top teeth, then fought my tongue. “I really... needed that,” I whispered in between kisses. “Me too,” he breathed out, “You should take more study breaks,” he suggested, squeezing my waist and sucking my bottom lip. “This will definitely motivate me.”

[triviallytrue]

playing minecraft again as an adult when the average gamer remains a teenager is such a funny experience. guy beats me in a duel by half a heart and types "L" in chat afterward. end up fighting him again and tell him beforehand "be a good sport." i end up winning and type "good fight" in chat and he responds with "fuck you lagger"[derogatory term for someone with a bad connection, which in fact i do not have]

it's like i never stopped playing

[thewheatgerm]

i want a season where all of the jet laggers are guests at once because what a STACKED GROUP THIS IS (+ scotty rip scotty in this photo)