#ladykin

[holdoncallfailed]

she was real as fuck for this honestly

[melancholicstation]

bobby kennedy as songs part four: "inbred" by ethel cain

melancholicstation note: shout out to @thelittleslowmoon for some of the quotes! i am #that friend in question when bobby's in question:

"if he wakes up, he’ll show you what i’m talking about,

you can’t win ‘em all,

who knows how much longer i’ll lay on the floor,

touch me til i vomit (touch me till),

i’m not scared of god,

i’m scared he was gone all along,

who will take the fall,

who of us is stronger,

you’ll just want it more,

if you could, you’d have fought it,

but you know you’re not from the start, they knew you were wrong,

you were wrong.

[diosapate]

really awesome that my health insurance denied a claim because I have “other coverage” that does not exist and they need me to cancel my “other policy” through a company I don’t even have an ID# for

[wafflehouseyuri]

12 year old rupaul tweet has rearranged my brain

[secretgarden]

get off the cross ladykins

[sacredstem]

get off the cross ladykins we could use the wood

[gebtoons]

lady macbeth helps me get work done everybody say thank u ladykins

[tiredwitchplant]

Everything You Need to Know About Herbs: Mandrake (Root)

Mandrake (Atropa Mandragora, Mandragora officinale)

*Poisonous *Medical Herb *Masculine

Folk names: Alraun, Anthropormorphon, Baaras, Brain Thief, Circerium, Ciroea, Galgenmannchen (Germain: Witches’ Mannilda), Ladykins, Mandragen, Mandragor, Mannikin, Raccoon Berry, Semihomo, Wild Lemon, Womandrake, Zauberurirzel (German: Sorcerer’s Root)

Planet: Mercury, Uranus

Element: Fire, Earth

Deities: Hecate, Hathor

Abilities: Protection, Fertility, Money, Love, Health, and Curse (Death)

Why Poisonous?: Contains toxic tropane alkaloids such as hyoscyamine and scopolamine. Tropane alkaloids are powerful anticholinergic agents and causes peripheral symptoms (dry mouth and blurred vision) and central effects (drowsiness and delirium) and can also cause vomiting, difficulty swallowing and abdominal pain.

*Do not consume!

Characteristics: Are perennial herbs with thick, often forked roots that resemble human legs. They produce violet flowers and small berries which were reportedly eaten raw as a delicacy.

History: Is referred to in the book of Genesis in the Holy Bible as the herb of fertility. However, the likeness of the root to a human figure caused it to be feared by many as it was thought to been embodied by a demon. It is said that when pulled, a mandrake root will let out a horrible, shrieking scream that is lethal to one’s ears. A book founded from the year 1870 gave instructions on how to make a homunculus (a small human servant) by using a mandrake root to represent the body. During the Middle Ages, it was used as a charm to ward off scammers and little roots were used to wish for pregnancy.

Growing Mandrake:

Easy to Grow? No.

Rating: Expert

Seeds Accessible: No

Mandrake Planting

Video Guide

Where to Buy Seeds

Magical Usage:

Can be used for binding, strengthening, protection and power

Can be used to represent a person for love spells and healing (potentially can be used to represent a person for curses but I do not recommend)

Was used as a poppet for image magic

A whole root can be placed on the mantle of your home for protection, fertility and prosperity

Can exorcise demons

Can be hung on a headboard of your bed for better sleep, attract love, and prevent illness

Medical Usage:

Was used as a narcotic

Used to knock out patients for surgery and relieve pain

Used to reverse infertility

Sources

[sapphire-to-the-rain]

*plane who just snapped on dawn, morphine after snatching sapphira’s wig in a fit of feminine rage, mhi’ya and nymphia post-whisper fight*

rupaul: ladykins. drag is a sisterhood

everyone: sagely nodding

[tideswept]

do baby luke & leia exist in the ladykin verse? b/c even if they're not his bio kids, i feel like obi-wan would be the most annoying person possible during anakin's pregnancy. if she doesn't tell him who the bio dad is, he decides that children need a father and he needs to be that father (ofc, obi-wan is far too obsessed with how much baby!luke looks like anakin to notice that baby!leia really looks like someone he might know)

Not in this particular one, no, but holy heck :O :O CHAOS.

Obi-Wan would be out here negotiating maternity rights from the Council 🤣 this is the Chosen One after all, one of their best Generals, of course she gets the best care. and the best maternity leave. What? Who cares who the father is? (He cares. Deeply. But no one else should care. They don't have the right.) Clearly the father is not in the picture, therefore Anakin did not break any Jedi rules, because there's no rules Jedi can't have children!

Mace: [checking the sacred texts] well, I'll be damned. How is that not written down?

[holdoncallfailed]

why did he say this. why would anyone say this

[heartshapedhackjob]

Making my mutuals a sweater out of my dog Ladykins' hair who wants one

[transvestigatingchrist]

“Get off the cross ladykins….some of us could use the wood!” Has literally been popping up in my head everytime I get too morose and angsty. truly a life saving phrase

[carosbee]

Christmas is a day for my ladyloves and ladykin

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

i feel bad for kinfirming so fast sometimes, like i kinfirmed lady (lady and the tramp) and duchess (the aristocats) in the same day but like... im kin w them!! i just dont take as long to figure it out i guess? but it makes me feel weird when some of my friends kinsider for like months at a time and im here kinfirming in a day yknow -lady and duchess

[cloudusa]

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