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[holdoncallfailed]

she was real as fuck for this honestly

[gebtoons]

lady macbeth helps me get work done everybody say thank u ladykins

[tiredwitchplant]

Everything You Need to Know About Herbs: Mandrake (Root)

Mandrake (Atropa Mandragora, Mandragora officinale)

*Poisonous *Medical Herb *Masculine

Folk names: Alraun, Anthropormorphon, Baaras, Brain Thief, Circerium, Ciroea, Galgenmannchen (Germain: Witches’ Mannilda), Ladykins, Mandragen, Mandragor, Mannikin, Raccoon Berry, Semihomo, Wild Lemon, Womandrake, Zauberurirzel (German: Sorcerer’s Root)

Planet: Mercury, Uranus

Element: Fire, Earth

Deities: Hecate, Hathor

Abilities: Protection, Fertility, Money, Love, Health, and Curse (Death)

Why Poisonous?: Contains toxic tropane alkaloids such as hyoscyamine and scopolamine. Tropane alkaloids are powerful anticholinergic agents and causes peripheral symptoms (dry mouth and blurred vision) and central effects (drowsiness and delirium) and can also cause vomiting, difficulty swallowing and abdominal pain.

*Do not consume!

Characteristics: Are perennial herbs with thick, often forked roots that resemble human legs. They produce violet flowers and small berries which were reportedly eaten raw as a delicacy.

History: Is referred to in the book of Genesis in the Holy Bible as the herb of fertility. However, the likeness of the root to a human figure caused it to be feared by many as it was thought to been embodied by a demon. It is said that when pulled, a mandrake root will let out a horrible, shrieking scream that is lethal to one’s ears. A book founded from the year 1870 gave instructions on how to make a homunculus (a small human servant) by using a mandrake root to represent the body. During the Middle Ages, it was used as a charm to ward off scammers and little roots were used to wish for pregnancy.

Growing Mandrake:

Easy to Grow? No.

Rating: Expert

Seeds Accessible: No

Mandrake Planting

Video Guide

Where to Buy Seeds

Magical Usage:

Can be used for binding, strengthening, protection and power

Can be used to represent a person for love spells and healing (potentially can be used to represent a person for curses but I do not recommend)

Was used as a poppet for image magic

A whole root can be placed on the mantle of your home for protection, fertility and prosperity

Can exorcise demons

Can be hung on a headboard of your bed for better sleep, attract love, and prevent illness

Medical Usage:

Was used as a narcotic

Used to knock out patients for surgery and relieve pain

Used to reverse infertility

Sources

[sapphire-to-the-rain]

*plane who just snapped on dawn, morphine after snatching sapphira’s wig in a fit of feminine rage, mhi’ya and nymphia post-whisper fight*

rupaul: ladykins. drag is a sisterhood

everyone: sagely nodding

[tideswept]

do baby luke & leia exist in the ladykin verse? b/c even if they're not his bio kids, i feel like obi-wan would be the most annoying person possible during anakin's pregnancy. if she doesn't tell him who the bio dad is, he decides that children need a father and he needs to be that father (ofc, obi-wan is far too obsessed with how much baby!luke looks like anakin to notice that baby!leia really looks like someone he might know)

Not in this particular one, no, but holy heck :O :O CHAOS.

Obi-Wan would be out here negotiating maternity rights from the Council 🤣 this is the Chosen One after all, one of their best Generals, of course she gets the best care. and the best maternity leave. What? Who cares who the father is? (He cares. Deeply. But no one else should care. They don't have the right.) Clearly the father is not in the picture, therefore Anakin did not break any Jedi rules, because there's no rules Jedi can't have children!

Mace: [checking the sacred texts] well, I'll be damned. How is that not written down?

[heartshapedhackjob]

Making my mutuals a sweater out of my dog Ladykins' hair who wants one

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

i feel bad for kinfirming so fast sometimes, like i kinfirmed lady (lady and the tramp) and duchess (the aristocats) in the same day but like... im kin w them!! i just dont take as long to figure it out i guess? but it makes me feel weird when some of my friends kinsider for like months at a time and im here kinfirming in a day yknow -lady and duchess

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[skincarejesus]

Some brief empties reviews!

Lush The Olive Branch Shower Gel 🍊 

If you’re going to get a shower gel from Lush, this is the one to get. It has olive oil in it, making it more moisturizing. The scent is great; I love bergamot. Definitely not a “girly” scent, so I feel like the whole family would like it.

Mario Badescu Facial Spray with Aloe, Herbs, and Rosewater 🌹 

Overall very basic. I didn’t notice any particular effects from it. It made a nice aromatherapeutic facial spray for this hot weather.

Hempz Pomegranate Herbal Body Moisturizer 💕 

I like to use the Hempz lotions for nightly hand cream, because they dry down quickly on the hands. This time of year, I also find myself using this on my body. Lightweight with a lovely fruity scent.

Ladykin Affinitic Snail Cream 🐌 

I have a soft spot for snail in my skin care products. The packaging is adorable (its shaped like a snail)! Its also unscented, which is a bonus. However, it is silicone heavy. I find it pills easily on the skin. I would not repurchase this. But I will be keeping the little pink snail!

The Ordinary Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 1% ✨

Y’all know I love this. I also featured this in last month’s favorites. Here’s my official review.

Cosrx Advanced Snail 96 Mucin Power Essence and One Step Pimple Pads 💖

These are both great products that I’ve already started using my replacements of.

Cosrx Centella Alcohol-Free Toner 🌿

Like spraying water on your face. I didn’t notice any of the skin soothing effect that centella asiatica should provide. This product is a dud and I expected more from Cosrx. I used it up to keep my skin moist between skin care steps. 🤷

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[tcobeauty]

KBEAUTY HAUL: Surprise! Mishibox Points!

As I was trying to salve my poor soul over the loss of my beloved Memebox, I got a random promotional email from Mishibox, a subscription I cancelled nearly a year ago, and a site I hadn't bought anything from in actual months: You've got points, they whispered seductively in my weary ear. Thirty dollars in points, to be exact. And we've got free shipping BEFORE the discount is applied. The clouds parted, and I got myself a little goodie box of faves from previous subscription boxes, and a couple new things to try out as well! And once again, I regret nothing.

I had to pick up a couple more of my trusty friend the Ettang Takeout Cup Modeling Pack in Chorella and Propolis. These are always so good for a really long and luxurious skincare regimen, right before a soak under a sheet mask to slurp up all those lovely nutrients and essence goodies. I loved the Graymelin Double Strength Natural eye serum when I got it in back in the February 2016 Mishibox, so I wanted to scoop that up as well. It layers soooooooo nicely for daytime!

Mishibox had a couple new products I wanted to check out as well, including the tiny and adorable mini-size Ladykin Affinitic Whitening Moisturizer snail gel, and the no:hj Pearl Modeling Foil Mask. I've been really getting more into lotus (it is one of my all-time fave kbeauty ingredients for sure), so this Mediheal Petalpoten Hydrop Mask with Lotus essence was a must-try for me, even if all of those words are decidedly made-up. And there's nothing like a good, tried-and-true foaming cleanser and it seems like this Benton Honest Cleansing Foam is the only one out there I haven't tried yet, so naturally I had to give it a go.

Possibly the best thing about this haul was all the extra goodies Mishibox threw in: the Argan Cold Mask Pack for hair (still not available to actually purchase on the site, lol) AND especially the extra sheet masks—all those sheet masks besides the foil one were bonus items! They must have some serious data on me in their system because they know I love the Tosowoong Pure sheet masks, and they figured I'd be into those PACKage Consolation Message masks, which are simultaneously adorable, hilarious, and terrifying.

Paid: $39.45  |  Value: $71 Savings: $32 / 45%

Not quite half-off savings, but I'll take $30 off and free shipping any time I can. I might not subscribe to Mishibox again any time soon, but I'll definitely be keeping an eye out as they expand their stock and selection.

[mlnyoongis]

excuse the grubby laptop but i've become obsessed with the becca first light filter, it's glowy magic in a bottle!! n my vanpir dark cream is my HG cream moisturiser 💜🖤

[mightbemagic]

Sooooo I got my tiny sample of snail goo face cream. Do I look any more gastropodian yet??? When do I start growing my shell? I'm really excited about that part. 🐌🐌🐌

[dailyblep]

Bestest Blop. I lost my Ladykins yesterday. 18 years of unconditional love. Life will never be the same. I LOVE YOU with all my heart Ladykins. Please send me some healing vibes.. I could really use them through this unbearable pain. Sending cyber hugs to all of you.

[heartshapedhackjob]

This weekend I am going to watch Twister go thrifting be normal buy a $6 red velvet cake contemplate being an aunt again watch Jawbreaker 1999 walk my dog Ladykins read Trauma and recovery watch the weather Channel with my mom and maybe relapse on alcohol.....perhaps have another strawberry milkshake if I feel like getting crazy