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[victoriagleasuredesigns]

“She detailed to him the traditional appearance of these monsters, and his horror was increased, by hearing a pretty accurate description of Lord Ruthven”. John William Polidori, The Vampyre Today’s @owlcrate @OCthenest @words.and.whimsy Curiosities Emporium photo challenge is: Dreams of Poets Were the Realities of Life. The Vampyre by John William Polidori is a grandiose tale of society’s monsters. Some have more bight than others. 📖🩸 This book is pictured on the Lady Garden Alphonse Mucha Art Nouveau Quilted Wall Hanging. You can find it in our Etsy shop at VictoriaGDesigns or www.victoriagleasuredesigns.com 🌸 Hashtags: #owlcrate #OCthenest #words&whimsy #wordsandwhimsy #bookchallenge #bookstagram #bookrecommendations #victoriagdesigns #victoriagleasuredesigns #bookqoutes #thevampyer #classicbooks #classicbookstagram #vampires #artnuveau #ladygarden #alphonsemucha #booksandquilts #fabricinsperation https://www.instagram.com/p/CpxkQvvrql4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jess-the-reckless]

First chapter of the Ladygardener sequel is done. And I am having FUN. Brace for angel cakes, unpleasant neighbours, and Crowley running a children's gardening competition like a mad drill instructor. First chapter is up on my Patreon, and coming to AO3 soon. I've resolved not to be that person who leaves people hanging anymore.

So it was probably no surprise that she would manage to make even dungarees look slutty.

Crowley had always had an unholy gift of making every outfit look like an invitation to a sexual free-for-all so eyewateringly filthy that it would have made even the muckiest Renaissance popes pull out the fainting couch and come down with the vapours. She’d tried her best in her Nanny days, but never pulled it off, largely because she rarely bothered with underwear, and her nipples would always be playing peek-a-boo with the sheer stripes in her high necked pussy-bow blouses. She’d put on pencil skirts that were supposed to make her look as uninspiringly up-and-down as possible, but instead they would convey the impression that she was wearing them because she needed some external force to keep her legs together, a restrictive touch echoed in her penchant for black leather gloves, and the spikiest of pin heels. She had regularly sent men into all kinds of Soho phone-box imaginings, featuring riding crops, high button boots, and all manner of delicious punishments.

One strap was undone altogether, although at least this time she was wearing a bra. The trouble was, Aziraphale recognised that bra. It was one of the ones she’d bought Crowley for their anniversary, and it wasn’t exactly practical. Not for gardening, anyway. It was burgundy and black, a push-up affair with sheer lace cups that left little to the imagination. As usual, Crowley entered the room crotch first, all hips and swagger. Her thick red curls were half-falling down from a sloppy bun, and there was an aubergine flower behind her ear. Her wellington boots were snakeskin.

“Did you sign up?” she hissed, wriggling her way to Aziraphale’s elbow.

“No, not yet.”

Crowley raised her hand, revealing an unshaven armpit. She smelled faintly of Talisker, which maybe went some way to explaining the whimsy of the flower behind her ear. “Excuse me,” she said, startling Roger Dunmore. “Have you done the baking competition? My wife would like to enter the baking competition.”

"I’m sorry,” said Aziraphale. “I tried to explain to her that we haven’t got to that part yet.”

Roger Dunmore peered over his glasses at Crowley. “We haven’t,” he said. “But we were about to get to the children’s community garden project. And we desperately need someone to supervise the kids. Didn’t you used to be a nanny, Ms. Ash?”

“She did!” said Aziraphale.

“Shut up,” said Crowley, discreetly stepping on her foot.

“No. You’re good with children. You are.”

“I want a divorce,” said Crowley. “I’m not with her.”

[gatalentan]

The eternal pain of never being into any Current Popular Queer Fandom and so at all times having the deadest, dustiest ao3 tags known to mankind, inhabited only by ghosts from 2012 and one terrifyingly prolific 54 year old housewife who can only refer to vaginas as something along the lines of "her fluttering ladygarden" and has a very hyperspecific fetish she shoehorns into every single fic for every fandom she is in

[questawakening]

Cute on commute 💝

Personal Photos 💝

[spiceroyer]

Black lilies. How could I resist?!? I tend to forget where I plant things so this time I’m putting them in pots. that will give me time to figure out where to put them, also. . #spring #printemps #lilium #lilies #flowers #fleurs #diy #doityourself #maker #spicegarden #jardinière #paysageiste #landscaper #gardener #ladygardener #yvr https://www.instagram.com/p/CMn0FhLh7Fe/?igshid=1p0hyqfdubhoh

[lowkeyed1]

soooo my gyno is a little weird but i like her. i went bc i've been having irritation problems and the yeast infection meds didn't seem to be clearing it up... and she's down there with the speculum in me talking bout how she doesn't see any sign of irritation, that i have 'pink and supple' vaginal walls with 'good folding' and i definitely don't have 'old lady vagina'. feels very weird to laugh with a speculum in you, i can now say

[nivedikaflyer]

This happens with me quite overly I don't even sleep if I have to catch early morning flight. 😝 My passion for traveling. . . . . #realpassion #passion #motivation #motivationalquote #passionfortravel #doit #thoughtoftheday #thoughts #travelingwomen #travelphotography #travellearning #travelblogger #travelvlogger #nivedika #iamaquarius #beautywithadventure #beautywithoutmakeup #indianadventurelady #indiantraveller #ladygardener #indianladygardener #happytraveller #happinessquotes #happywomen #photography #thankful #lovethewayiam #lovemyhair #styleblogger (at Bangalore, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxQKfTYHdBJ/?igshid=11khept2d280v

[millie-cooper]

Be a Lady

The Lady Garden Foundation are proud to present their beautiful ‘’Be A Lady’’ Christmas cashmeres jumpers.

Their wonderful Christmas cashmere collection has been created by the wonderful  @malin_darlin 

A rather chic take on the crazy silly Christmas Sweater

Inspired by their own name Lady Garden Foundationand heavily influenced and inspired by the Cynthia Nixon video in the last…

[theofficialbellabeauty-blog]

Another heater bought from my local shop on the green this morning. Keeping you warm in the salon this winter! #waxspecialist #waxexpert #15yearsexperience #waxone #hotwax #warmwax #hollywood #brazilian #mensintimatewax #brozilian #waxonwaxoff #ladygarden (at Bella Beauty) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7i_u9dA_Mk/?igshid=15thvsqmtgpf5

[sakimienoldeph]

Vingt-et-un jour du calendart : oubli.

If Ladybug transferts the role of guardian, she will forgotten everything.

[jess-the-reckless]

Right then. Who's up for a spot more ladygardening? Because I know I am.

[partypantspads]

New organic patterns are on their way! 🌷 Check out our newest release, “Tulip”! #stopandsmellthetulips #ladygarden https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Q3mq5nqQN/?igshid=9rhawjjrb0km

[fiftyshadesor]

@ritaora "#ladygarden Know your body know the signs. For more information visit www.ladygardencampaign.co.uk #silentnomore 🌸

[thehivegallery]

Hive Pic of the Day!!! Steffi Sutton “Lady Garden” Pyrograpgy, Acrylic, Copper on Wood Panel $3900 #hivegallery #neighborhoodgirls #laartist #localartist #handcrafted #art #ladies #garden #ladygarden #dtla #hivegallery (at The Hive Gallery and Studios)

[ladygrey99-blog]

Treated myself in the week to a gorgeous double #clematis. The size of the #flower #heads are enormous. Here’s hoping it likes the spot I have chosen for it 💐 . . #ladygarden #mygarden #horticulture #plant #nature #thegreylady #blackandwhitephotography #picoftheday #photooftheday #blackandwhite #natural #petals #instagood #beautiful #darkandmysterious #saturday #gardening #inspiredbynature #optoutside #gooutdoors https://www.instagram.com/p/ByciQyfnh47/?igshid=ehz8yzel7q3g

[spiceroyer]

2 July 2020

Niagara and Flame coming up.

#growyourown #gyo #urbanfarmer #cityfarmer #organicbydefault#citywitch #sorcière #kitchenwitch #faitmaison #diy #doityourself #maker#spicegarden #jardinière #paysageiste #landscaper #gardener #ladygardener #yvr