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random-brushstrokes · 2 months ago
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Fausto Zonaro - Dervish cermony (1910)
Fausto Zonaro's masterpiece Dervish ceremony was painted in Turkey, shortly before the artist returned back to Italy in 1910. Istanbul was for Zonaro the place where his artistic style evolved and matured, and the canvases that he painted during these years are probably the most interesting works of his artistic career. Abdülhamid II, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, was an avid supporter of the arts during his reign and a devoted admirer of Zonaro, whom he chose as his court painter from 1896 to 1909. In this position, Zonaro grew well accustomed to the customs and clothing of the Turks, as well as the true religion essence of the dervishes, represented in this extraordinary painting. Represented in this painting are Elisa Pante, wife of Zonaro, their daughter, probably Mafalda, and the artist himself praying amongst the followers. Watched by European ladies, a seyh of the Rufai order is about to heal several older men, prostrate on the floor, by walking on them. Nearby young girls also wait to be healed. On the left chanting Rufai dervishes include the artist, himself a dervish, fifth from the left. On the right Zonaro has shown, contrary to probability in a Rufai tekke, a Mevlevi dervish playing the neyh or flute. This painting, rich in colour and religious atmosphere, is the most beautiful and important representation of the religious ardour of the dervish people, and is often to be found today in books about them or hung on the walls of their tekkes. (source)
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billboard-hotties-tourney · 3 months ago
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The Hot Shots Roster
Hey, everyone! As mentioned, here's the list of the Round One competitors that are vying for the title of the hottest vintage album cover:
AC/DC - High Voltage (European alternate cover)
Anita Ward - Songs of Love
Aretha Franklin - Almighty Fire
Aretha Franklin - La Diva
Aretha Franklin - With Everything I Feel in Me
Art Blakey - The Freedom Rider
Art Van Damme Quintet - Martini Time
Ashford and Simpson - Is It Still Good to Ya
Barbra Streisand - Classic Barbra
Barbra Streisand - Wet
Bee Gees - Main Course
Bee Gees - Spirits Having Flown
Belchior - Todos os Sentidos
Betty Davis - Nasty Gal
Billy Joel - 52nd Street
Billy Joel - The Stranger
Billy Preston - Live European Tour
Bionic Boogie - Tiger Tiger
Blondie - Parallel Lines
Blossom Dearie - Blossom Dearie
Blue Oyster Cult - Blue Oyster Cult
Blue Oyster Cult - Tyranny and Mutation
Bob Dylan and The Band - Before the Flood
Bob Dylan - Blonde on Blonde
Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan - The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Thompson, His Chorus, and Orchestra - On the Rocks
Bobbie Gentry - Fancy
Boney M - Love for Sale
Boney M - Take the Heat off Me
Breakwater - Breakwater
Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run
Bruce Springsteen - Darkness on the Edge of Town
Bruce Springsteen - The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle
Caetano Veloso - Araca Azul
Carly Simon - Boys in the Trees
Carly Simon - Playing Possum
Carmen Maki - Poems in the Midnight
Carole King - Tapestry
Carole King - Thoroughbred
Chaka Khan - Chaka
Cher - Backstage
Cher - Dark Lady
Cher - Half-Breed
Cher - Prisoner
Cher - Take Me Home
Chic - Chic
Claudio Baglioni - E tu...
Claudio Tellino - Calamo
Cockney Rebel - Love's a Prima Donna
Cockney Rebel - The Human Menagerie
Contortions - Buy
Cream - Disraeli Gears
Crosby, Stills, and Nash - CSN
Crystal Gaye - We Should Be Together
Curtis Mayfield - Do It All Night
Curtis Mayfield - Give, Get, Take, and Have
Dalida - Elle S'appelle Dalida
David Bowie - Aladdin Sane
David Bowie - The Man Who Sold the World
David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust
Deep Purple - Fireball
Deep Purple - Stormbringer
Deep Purple - The Book of Taliesyn
Della Reese - Moody
Dexter Gordon - Our Man in Paris
Diana Ross and Marvin Gaye - Diana and Marvin
Diana Ross - Baby It's Me
Diana Ross - Everything Is Everything
Diana Ross - Ross
Diana Ross - The Boss
Dionne Warwick - The Sensitive Sound of Dionne Warwick
Dolly Parton - Heartbreaker
Dolly Parton - Here You Come Again
Dolly Parton - My Blue Ridge Mountain Boy
Don McLean - Tapestry
Donna Summer - Bad Girls
Donna Summer - Four Seasons of Love
Donna Summer - Live and More
Donna Summer - Love to Love You Baby
Donna Summer - Once Upon a Time
Eartha Kitt - Down to Eartha
Eddie Rabbitt - Loveline
Eddie Rabbitt - Variations
Elton John - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Elton John - Friends
Elvis Presley - Clambake
Emmylou Harris - Elite Hotel
Emmylou Harris - Luxury Liner
Eric Clapton - Backless
Fausto Papetti - 2a Raccolta
Fausto Papetti - La Playa
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
Four Tops - On Broadway
Foxy - Get Off
Francesco de Gregori - Bufalo Bill
Frank Zappa - Apostrophe
Freddie Hubbard - Hub-Tones
Gal Costa - India
Gary Numan - The Pleasure Principle
Genevieve Waite - Romance Is on the Rise
George Martin - Live and Let Die
Gil Scott-Heron and Brian Jackson - Winter in America
Gina X Performance - Nice Mover
Grace Jones - Portfolio
Harry Belafonte - An Evening With Belafonte
Heart - Dreamboat Annie
Heidi Bruehl - Verliebt wie du und ich
Herb Alpert - Whipped Cream and Other Delights
Iggy Pop - New Values
Ivano Fossati - Good-bye Indiana
Janis Ian - Between the Lines
Janis Joplin - Janis Joplin's Greatest Hits
Jards Macale - Contrastes
Jeff Beck - Blow By Blow
Jim Post - I Love My Life
Jimi Hendrix - Crash Landing
Jimi Hendrix - Electric Ladyland
Jimi Hendrix - Loose Ends
Jimi Hendrix - The Cry of Love
Joan Armatrading - To the Limit
John Barry - You Only Live Twice
Johnny Cash - Orange Blossom Special
Johnny Mathis - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
Judas Priest - Sad Wings of Destiny
Juliane Werding - Ein Schritt weiter
Julie London - About the Blues
Julie London - Julie
Julie London - London by Night
Julie London - Whatever Julie Wants
Jun Fukamachi - Second Phase
Katja Ebstein - Mein Leben ist wie ein Lied
Kenny Burrell - Blue Lights
Kiki Dee - Stay With Me
King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
Kool and the Gang - Spirit of the Boogie
Kumiko Hara - No Smoking
Leslie First and Combo - Sexy Hammond
Linda Ronstadt - Hasten Down the Wind
Linda Ronstadt - Heart Like a Wheel
Linda Ronstadt - Simple Dreams
Lizzy Mercier Descloux - Press Color
Loretta Lynn - Blue Kentucky Girl
Lou Reed - Coney Island Baby
Lou Reed - Rock n Roll Animal
Lou Reed - Take No Prisoners
Louis Moholo Octet - Spirits Rejoice!
Love - Forever Changes
Maria Bethania - Alibi
Marianne Faithfull - Broken English
Mark-Almond - Other People's Rooms
Martha Miyake - Together With Jun
Martin Denny - Quiet Village
Marvin Gaye - I Want You
Marvin Gaye - Live at the London Palladium
Marvin Gaye - What's Going On
Marvin Gaye - When I'm Alone I Cry
Mick Ronson - Slaughter on 10th Avenue
Miles Davis - 'Round About Midnight
Mina - Mina 2
Momoe Yamaguchi - Dramatic
Mott the Hoople - The Hoople
Musique - Keep on Jumpin'
Nanako Sato - Kissing Fish
Nelson Riddle - Sea of Dreams
New York Dolls - New York Dolls
Nick Drake - Bryter Layter
Nico - Desertshore
Nino Oliviero - La Moglie Giapponese
Nukhet Duru - Bir Nefes Gibi
Ohio Players - Ecstasy
Ohio Players - Fire
Olivia Newton-John - Totally Hot
Ornella Vanoni - Uomo Mio, Bambino Mio
Osanna - Suddance
Parliament - Mothership Connection
Patti Smith - Easter
Patti Smith - Horses
Pearl Bailey - Sings for Adults Only
Peggy Lee - The Man I Love
Peter Straker - Changeling
Phyllis Hyman - You Know How to Love Me
Pink Floyd - Animals
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
Prince - Prince
Pucho and his Latin Soul Brothers - Yaina
Queen - News of the World
Queen - Sheer Heart Attack
Ramones - Ramones
Ray Charles - The Great Ray Charles
Ray Conniff - Say It With Music
Rie Nakahara - Touch Me
Rod Stewart - Blondes Have More Fun
Roxy Music - For Your Pleasure
Roxy Music - Stranded
Ruth Copeland - Take Me to Baltimore
Scorpions - In Trance
Shirley Bassey - Something Else
Sonny Clark - Cool Struttin'
Sonny Rollins - Work Time
Sparks - Propaganda
Strapps - Strapps
Styx - Best of Styx
Styx - Man of Miracles
Su Kramer - Die zwei Gesichter
Sun - Wanna Make Love
Susan Cadogan - Doing It Her Way
Suzi Lane - Ooh La La
Suzi Quatro - Suzi Quatro
Suzi Quatro - Suzi...and Other Four Letter Words
Suzi Quatro - Your Mama Won't Like Me
T. Rex - T. Rex
T. Rex - A Beard of Stars
T. Rex - Electric Warrior
T. Rex - My People Were Fair...
T. Rex - Tanx
The Beatles - Abbey Road
The Beatles - Revolver
The Beatles - With The Beatles
The Cars - Candy-O
The Clash - London Calling
The Doors - The Doors
The Doors - Waiting for the Sun
The Dubliners - A Drop of the Hard Stuff
The George Shearing Quintet - Mood Latino
The Kinks - Low Budget
The Kinks - Percy
The Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers
The Stooges - Raw Power
The Supremes - High Energy
The Velvet Underground - 1969: Live
The Velvet Underground - Andy Warhol's Velvet Underground ft. Nico
The Velvet Underground - Loaded
The Velvet Underground - Squeeze
Thin Lizzy - Fighting
Thin Lizzy - Nightlife
Thin Lizzy - Thin Lizzy
Tim Buckley - Tim Buckley
Tim Curry - Fearless
Tina Turner - Acid Queen
Tom Jones - The Body and Soul of Tom Jones
Tom Jones - Tom
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Tom Waits - Blue Valentine
Tom Zacharias - Belindas Doettrar
Toto - Hydra
Townes Van Zandt - Townes Van Zandt
Tubeway Army - Replicas
Van Halen - Van Halen
Vicky Leandros - Ich liebe das Leben
Wally Tax - Love In
Warren Zevon - Excitable Boy
Waylon Jennings - Hangin' On
Wild Cherry - Wild Cherry
Zafer Dilek - Oyun Havalari
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strigimorphaes · 2 months ago
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Can you please put Jo Milan in a chastity device of your choice? You can also praise him for me. Hope you're night gets better!
belated but delivered! I am not really a fan of chastity devices HOWEVER denial and mental vows of chastity, ohoho!
I made up a fictional soigneur for this and I am NOT ITALIAN so I may have picked a bad name, I do not care. I trawled AO3 a bit and found that Johnny seems to be the consensus for how to write Jonathan's name out, so I did that. Not proofread.
The massage is a ritual. Forty-five minutes of silence. Johnny undresses, easing out of his kit and its traces of salt. He washes himself clean. then, though his legs still ache when he lies down on the soigneur's table, he feels better as soon as those hands touch him. It's mysticism. It's magic. It's been months of those same hands kneading his calves and thighs; now that old Italian Tommaso knows where every tendon is. The rest of the team call him Tommy because of how it sounds next to Johnny's name, or just Tom, which Johnny thinks sounds better. Sometimes they make fun of Johnny for always wanting this particular soigneur who still insists on all the old tricks. A bit of olive oil will always be part of the cure for anything in Tom's world, and he likes to talk about the meaning of dreams. Johnny doesn't think it's any weirder than what the Danes do, getting some strange guy to come tell them how to breathe. And he finds it easy enough to exhale slow while Tom works him over. They smalltalk about the day, and Johnny is honest when he says it was good. A victory. "You are getting stronger," Tom agrees. "I can feel it in your muscles." "It was about time the training paid off," Johnny says, adjusting the towel. "How about the diet? Did you stick to that?" "I - yes," Johnny nods. The mood changes. It's about food - the diet is just what the call what he's doing, and it's been a long month of it. Tom smiles as he hooks his hand under Johnny's knee, moving his leg around to loosen it all up - and even with the towel, it's obvious that another part of Johnny's body moves, too. "I can tell."
Because Tom always can. Johnny's body is a traitor like that. "I told you," Tom chatters. "No ladies, no late nights - far better. They knew it back then." One more in a long line of superstitions. The sort of thing Fausto Coppi's blind old man would say. The belief that staying away from sex conserves energy better spent in sprints. So Johnny's been trying because he might as well try everything. "If young men eat too much, they aren't hungry enough for the victory," Tom continues, his palms gliding over Johnny's thigh. "Same if they feel too good and forget how good winning feels." Johnny isn't proud of the way his body reacts to the touch, but Tom doesn't say a word about it. His hand goes all the way up to the crease at the hip, then down towards the inner thigh. "I did win today," Johnny mumbles. "Could I - maybe - ?" "Hmm. It wasn't a big win." Tom rests his hand just above Johnny's knee, putting some weight into it, holding him down. "I don't know if it's deserved." "I fought tooth and nail for it. You saw." Johnny looks down at himself, his cock red and hard from the slightest stimulation and the scent of the massage oil - a scent he's grown used to associating with a particular mix of pride in his abstinence and the shame from his body getting riled up like this, on display like this. He licks his lips. "Please." "…Okay. Since you won, and since you've been so good to follow the advice and stick to the diet before. Maybe a little would be healthy for you." Tom nods, and only now does Johnny feel like it is physically possible for him to move his hand down between his legs. And there it is, finally - Johnny sighs in relief at the touch. The scent of the massage oil gets strong as the slick sounds get louder. He's not even been allowed this, masturbating, for all that time, knowing that Tom would be able to tell from how his body responded to the massage today. Still, it's easy for him to fall back in his usual rhythm. With the same emotionless affect as when he's dealing with Johnny's calves, Tom keeps his hands on Johnny's body, lightly stroking from his chest down his sides to his thighs and back up. Johnny can feel himself getting closer already, sinking into the feeling - the massage table has never felt softer, his hand never this good - and then there's suddenly a strong hand on top of his own. "You're a good, good boy," Tom says, "but we cannot go all the way yet. I'm sorry, but just a little more will be good for you. One win more, Jonathan, you can do that for us." Johnny pushes himself up on one elbow and swallows hard. "It'll be weeks before I get the chance. It could be months." "You're so strong," Tom responds, moving Johnny's hand so slowly, frustratingly slowly, with his own. "So driven. You will get it. And you will get to feel good now, so enjoy it." Tom sets his other hand on Johnny's chest, pushing him back down. "You can relax, because I'll make sure you don't get over the edge. You're safe here." And Johnny whines and takes what he can get, because what else can he do? He can feel that the diet is working. He wants to win more than anything.
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inutilidadeaflorada · 9 months ago
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República Faustiana
Vamos exumar um Dutra qualquer A flor que você depõe é íntima do Mercúrio Um desfile mergulhado em pólvora O povo em transe com imagens no meio do abismo
Vamos sambar sob a cova de um Castelo Branco Por quem foi decapitado, por quem não pôde antes Por quem jamais esquecerá, contra o perdão das instituições O rei está deposto e morto, entretanto, sempre no cio
Você se contenta com os discursos de um novo Costa e Silva Você se contenta com ameaças veladas de um elefante branco Você come dos restos de um banquete enferrujado Você funda um ritual de mutualismo com fardas sujas de sangue seco
Beijaram o asfalto, os tragaram em porões O amor conhecendo a coerção O trágico Fausto cantando um carnaval Entre as sombras de um viaduto
Houveram poucos Hermes Batucando seu regresso Ensaiando seu monólogo Para despistar a ordem
Surge um corpo remendado Médici ressuscitava carcaças de Bacantes Para insinua-las a sua nova Lady Lazarus Para que pudesse moldar o encanto
Outro Geisel com obsessão sacra por coturnos Os muitos carnavais ainda com gosto de maçã crepuscular O papel de uma distensão, vagorosamente um trópico se estende Para reluzir sob as convenções ridículas de uma vingança protestante
Por fim aqueles que entoam um Ustra Inflamam um escarcéu, inventam seus rivais Frustram-se em um mar de arrogância Tão incompetentes em performar seus papéis
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notsocheezy · 7 months ago
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Brain Curd #232
Brain Curds are lightly edited daily writing - usually flash fiction and sometimes terrible on purpose.
“Hmm…” Alonso tilted his head. “I think it’s a walrus.”
He and his friend Fausto stood in an art gallery in front of an abstract piece, trying to decide what it was.
“No, no…” Fausto argued. “It’s definitely a lighthouse.”
“A lighthouse? You’re crazy.”
“Really, though, look -” He pointed at a shape near the bottom. “That’s the cliff edge, then that part there is the door, and the light is here at the top.”
“I’m not seeing it.”
“I can kind of see it,” said a woman who approached them from the side. “You can even imagine those squiggles as seagulls.”
“Right?” Fausto said. “It’s totally a lighthouse.”
“No, no, those squiggles are too big to be birds!” Alonso protested. “Those are the whiskers! And right next to them are the tusks.”
“But there are no flippers!”
“Walruses are huge, man! The flippers are just beneath the field of view of the canvas.”
“‘Field of view’? You think just because you know some kinda art terminology, you know better than me?”
“I can see the walrus there too,” said the woman. “Very clever. Never thought of that.”
“How can it be both?” Fausto asked.
“Yeah, it can’t be a walrus and a lighthouse at the same time!” Alonso agreed.
“Sure it can - and more. To me, it looks like a palm tree on a tropical beach, with white sand and a bright blue sky.”
“But…” Fausto scratched his head. “Lady, those colors aren’t even in the painting.”
Alonso crossed his arms. “Are you colorblind or something?”
“Obviously one of us must be right.”
“You can’t be right,” the woman said. “Because you can’t be wrong. Art is in the mind of the beholder.”
“That’s nonsense.” Alonso replied.
“Yeah, what do you know?” Fausto asked.
The woman put her index finger to her chin. “Well, I guess you could call me an expert on this piece… since I painted it. But I don’t want to distract you from it for too long. Enjoy yourselves, boys.” She walked away to speak with another guest about a different painting.
Alonso and Fausto looked at the painting again. Both of them tilted their heads.
“Yeah, I guess I can see the palm tree.”
“Me too.”
Please comment, reblog, like, and follow if you enjoyed - I'd love to know what you think! See you again tomorrow.
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mermaidsirennikita · 1 year ago
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Is it weird that I want recs of books with kidnapping?
Not at all! I love kidnapping books. Totally natural. There's a reason why it's a mainstay in the genre.
Historical:
A Rose at Midnight by Anne Stuart. This is a dark historical romance, so TW for past sexual assault of the heroine (not by the hero, but described fairly explicitly), the Reign of Terror in France, and some preeeetty heavy dubcon with the hero. I know a lot of discussion has been had about what constitutes enemies to lovers... THIS. IS. IT. The heroine attempts to poison the hero (she actually does poison him, he just doesn't die as she was planning) for revenge early in the book, then escapes his clutches after he figures out it was her. He chases her down and kidnaps her. Ridiculously good and stupid hot if you're down for some true loooooathing and very complicated feelings.
Shadowheart by Laura Kinsale. Allegreto kidnaps Elayne/Elena to force her to marry him as a part of his Evil Scheme. Noncon first encounter, Kinsale is very true to medieval values--Elena's honestly more bugged by the complications that come with her not being a virgin anymore than anything else, AND I will say this is one of the most fascinating sex scenes I've ever read, because when she bites his shoulder he comes like, immediately and looks at her like FRIGHTENED after, and she realizes that it's because he gave up the game and revealed his fetish for pain/being dominated. Which she does use against him! DELICIOUS.
The Hawk by Monica McCarty. This is kind of a medieval kidnapping of convenience. The hero fishes the heroine out of the water and basically hauls her along with him because she's the daughter of an enemy. He's a pretty jolly kidnapper.
The Last Crimes of Peregrine Hind by Sierra Simone. This is an m/m kidnapping. This highwayman kidnaps a dandy because revenge and ransom reasons, and the dandy is like "I can work with this". Much sex enues, and it's GREAT.
A Kingdom of Dreams by Judith McNaught. Classic medieval kidnapping; the heroine is Scottish, and the English hero has his men kidnap her (and her sister, I think?) because war. Unfortunately for him, this girl is PSYCHOTIC.
Seduce Me at Sunrise by Lisa Kleypas. Not a traditional kidnapping, but Kev does kidnap Win as a part of some marriage tradition stuff--ties her up and everything. She is VERY enthusiastic about being kidnapped because she's been begging for his dick for the entire book, and he does give it to her for like 24 hours straight.
Duke of Desire by Elizabeth Hoyt. This is one where the hero kidnaps the heroine and forces her to marry him to keep her safe from the villains, but he then refuses to consummate the marriage because he has some pretty severe trauma from being sexually abused as a child (TW, obviously). The heroine wants children, so this presents a problem.
Scandalous Desires by Elizabeth Hoyt. This is kind of a coerced kidnapping--Mickey left his infant daughter on orphanage lady Silence's doorstep, and she's been raising the baby for months and has fallen in love with her. So when Mickey takes the baby back (because his enemies are after him and he doesn't want her used against him) she comes running, and he's basically like, if you want the baby you have to stay in captivity here. She agrees.
The Dragon and The Pearl by Jeannie Lin. DELICIOUS. The hero is a warlord, and the heroine is the previous emperor's concubine. He's sure she knows secrets, so he kidnaps her to get them out of her. Sadly, she is very smart, and he finds this Difficult.
Contemporary:
Possession by Adriana Anders. This is more of a kidnapping kink--the heroine fantasizes about being kidnapped, so her husband enlists his buddy to help him fulfill that fantasy in a BIG way. A threesome ensues!
Mafia:
Mafia Mistress by Mila Finelli. Fausto kidnaps Frankie so that she can marry his son, Giulio. However, Fausto ends up being muuuuch more into her, so he pivots to making her his mistress. Duology, leads into Mafia Darling.
Mafia Madman by Mila Finelli. Enzo blows up a bar and fakes Gia's death in order to kidnap her for revenge (against Fausto; this one stands alone, but I'd recommend reading them in order). He then keeps her in a cage on his yacht and intends to humiliate her, but she actually turns out to be almost as batshit insane as he is, and it gets Out of Hand.
The Professional by Kresley Cole. The hero in this book kidnaps the heroine on the orders of his boss (her biological father). But, after he gets her off in a cornfield, things get complicated...
The Master by Kresley Cole. In this one, the heroine is initially a sex worker hired by the hero, and they hit it off. However, she realizes she missed her birth control or something, and they had unprotected sex during her fertile window, and he's VERY pissed and kidnaps her to wait it out. Much more sex is had, and a chastity belt is involved. Loooove.
Dark:
King's Captive by Amber Bardan. The heroine is kidnapped by the hero on the day he crashes her birthday party and kills everyone there, including her dad. Then we jump three years into the future. This one has... quite a twist.
Paranormal:
Dragon Bound by Thea Harrison. The hero is an ancient dragon shifter, and the heroine steals one (1) penny from his horde as a part of a job she's blackmailed into doing. He is NOT PLEASED and chases her down and kidnaps her. However, he's also quickly like "I like the way she smells and her pretty hair and I want to keep her forever".
The Warlord Wants Forever by Kresley Cole. Nikolai (a vampire) kidnaps Myst (a valkyrie) as revenge/also just to claim her because she left him with a literally unending boner for FIVE. YEARS. So his long game is to basically keep her captive and shower her with sexual pleasure until she agrees to stay with him forever. Some pretty heavy dubcon/noncon, but in a "she is loving this but says she doesn't" kind of way.
A Hunger Like No Other by Kresley Cole. Lachlain (a werewolf) realizes Emma (a valkyrie/vampire hybrid) is his mate and kidnaps her because, you know, mating, even though he's VERY displeased about this, what with being tortured by vampires for 150 years. Noncon/dubcon involved.
Kiss of a Demon King by Kresley Cole. A lady kidnapping a man! Sabine kidnaps Rydstrom and sexually tortures him in an effort to get him to fuck her and get her pregnant as a part of her brother's nefarious schemes. Dubcon, obvi, though he for sure gets her back on that score...
Lothaire by Kresley Cole. Lothaire keeps Ellie on death row, and when she decides to just not fight it and die he's like "WOW. RUDE." and kidnaps her because he believes she's the vessel for his actual fated mate, an evil goddess. (He is, in fact, incorrect.) One of my favorite things about this is that he has magical wards set up to keep her from escaping his penthouse apartment, so he just sits there and counts down as she runs to try to throw herself out a window or something and nods when he hears her like, bounce off a force field lmao. LOVE THEIR LOVE.
The Fae Queen's Captive by Sierra Simone. F/f kidnapping. The heroine is kidnapped by the fae queen for Mysterious Purposes and becomes her pet. Not a bad gig.
Sci-fi:
Barbarian Alien by Ruby Dixon. The heroine is kidnapped by her fated alien mate, which is very against the rules because these aliens are Feminist Kings. Fortunately for him, she is very horny and decides to go with it.
Barbarian Mine by Ruby Dixon. In this one, the hero is a SUPER barbarian alien, because he was literally raised off the grid by his dad who died when he was young (his dad raised him off the grid because he did in fact kidnap the hero's mom). He kidnaps the heroine because mating bond, and she's also like ".... fine".
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isa-beenme · 2 years ago
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Moonlight
Chapter 1: Bohemian Rhapsody
When Hybern falls, all of their prior experiments are free to take the world as they want, but for months no one hears anything coming from the castle. Until the massacre. Until the whole palace explodes. Their biggest weapon is out, and she only has one objective: get back to her sisters.
Warnings: mentions of blood, mentions of child abuse, mentions of experiments with human beings, mentions of child murder (please someone tell me if I forgot something)
The reason why I chose the name of the chapter is quite simple: This is the song I listened to and repeated the whole time while I wrote the chapter. Also, Rhapsody means a collection of different beats and rhythms united in a song, and that represents this lovely group of ladies that are together now fighting for their lives. And Bohemia is the city where Fausto (a mythological German character) was born, it's said that he traded his life with a demon for knowledge, eternal life, and love, kinda reminds me of a certain Archeron sister that I created haha
Aemma Archeron never believed she had the chance to reflect on her life. Her routine was simple: rise early, eat breakfast, train her powers, eat lunch, train physically in the camps, eat dinner, study with the king, and return to the cells to sleep. It was easy, it was enough. But then the war came, and Hybern fought and lost.
When Hybern's king fell, so did the girls' hope - though not Aemma's, not exactly. The younger girls still clung to dreams of a future that wasn’t theirs to dream. Their lives had never belonged to them but to the king. After Feyre Cursebreaker freed the High Lords in Prythian, after they stormed the castle, left more broken than before, after obtaining the Book of Breaths, even after Prythian's victory, no one came to free them, the long-forgotten slaves who were supposed to compose Hybern's domination plan. After that, they were all just waiting to die.
They could have left. That was an option. But months after the war ended, a new shipment of children arrived, meant to be turned into fae. The girls couldn’t abandon them; the camp lords and ladies were preoccupied with restoring order, so Aemma and the others cared for the children. It was the perfect moment for someone - anyone - to come and save them. But no one did. The camps restarted, and the children were gone, declared useless by the lords. 
Grief washed over the girls, always a strange feeling for them. They always cried for others, never for themselves. Over time, they stopped caring about their own pain, after all, Faes, they were told, do not grieve. But deep down, they were still human and always would be. Aemma once told the king this, he had laughed at her at the time and told her to only shut up and listen to what he had to teach her, and she had never spoken of it again.
After the grief came anger. The others raged against the camp lords, but Aemma remained the same, always leading, always unbreakable and fierce. For months, they protected those children, fed them, taught them, and loved them as their own. They hadn’t known the Cauldron was gone; if they had, Aemma wouldn’t have let Vivie get so attached. It was a cruel mistake, one she wasn’t prepared to deal with. The king had always known how to keep her in check, to make her his own obedient servant. She knew he was evil, cruel, and sadistic, but somehow, in some deep part of herself, so was she. He had given her a purpose to fight, a role to fill, a task to reach, even if his sense of care was cruel and twisted, he was the only form of care Aemma had ever met. She had grieved for him, too.
But what they had done to the children? Unforgivable. Aemma killed in the name of those who couldn't rise anymore tortured those who were proud of their swords, and fed the Enchantress's soul with their despair. She had enjoyed it, even if she didn't dare to admit it. She burned their homes, their camps, their ships, their souls. Silently, she mastered her power and ended them. The girls took the studies kept in the castle, saving them for their new lives. Whether they sold the knowledge, used it, or gave it away didn’t matter. Hybern was gone, and all that remained were its twisted experiments, finally free to run into the life the Mother had promised them.
Some girls went to Wotawa, others to Vallahan. Aemma and the largest group had made their way to Prythian. Their goal was simple: find a place to call home and start anew. Aemma’s personal objective was to reunite with her sisters, but first, she needed to ensure the safety of her girls.
They arrived at the Spring Court not long after the Black Massacre - as the commoners in Hybern were calling it -, knowing the High Lord had abandoned it. For days, they had mapped the area using Alyssa’s power, which allowed her to see the world differently than the others. Oletta ensured they weren’t caught off guard, feeling any movement from living beings, while Naomi kept them hidden when anyone ventured too close. They worked together seamlessly, though the fear of punishment for mistakes still haunted them, almost as if breathed in their necks every second of the day.
Aemma was lost in thought when Ada approached. "Aemma? Alyssa finished mapping the Night Court. The girls want to know if you'll decide now or if we need to wait."
"Reunite the girls," Aemma replied, standing up. "We're deciding now."
Ada, whose power allowed her to speak with animals, was one of the first to be enslaved by Hybern. Her poor, ragged dress made her stand out from the others, who still wore the training uniforms assigned to them by the king. Aemma was the only one dressed in cobalt blue, chosen for her because of her matching eyes, so the king could always locate her during training.
As Aemma entered the camp, the girls gathered, waiting for the discussion. Alyssa looked excited; her power was finally being used for something good. Aemma somehow understood the feeling, if killing every camp lord to free themselves could be considered something good. 
"Where’s Clover?" Aemma asked. "Someone bring her here, please."
Soon, Clover, a dark-skinned girl with the power to project images from someone's mind, joined them. A detailed map of the Night Court appeared in front of them.
"Okay," Aemma began. "I think we can all agree that the Autumn Court is a no, we know how the High Lord is there. Winter Court is out because Olive needs warmth, and Summer Court is out because Livie needs the cold. We're already in the Spring Court, but the High Lord is still a lost cause, Missy, Lyanna, and Elara are making a list of those who want to stay here to help those who remain here. Anyone with plant, weather, or healing powers is welcome, or anyone who wants to help, for that matter."
With a wave, the map showed the Courts disappearing, leaving only Night and Day.
"Dawn Court is out because of the mountains. Shuri needs space," Aemma said with a smirk as the girls laughed. Shuri, their runner, had collided with a mountain before during one of the training sessions in Hybern, causing days of cleanup and being moved to a more open camp. "That leaves us with Night and Day. And for me, the choice is obvious. The Night Court is the largest, with different races and the most powerful fae leading it. They can help us continue our training and provide resources."
"And why do you think they'll help us?" Vivie asked, her eyes red and puffy from sleepless nights.
"They were the only ones who tried to stop Hybern from the start. Feyre Cursebreaker is the High Lady, and just accepting a High Lady is a good sign. They’re not perfect, but we can help them with our knowledge."
"And it has nothing to do with your sisters being there?" Vivie’s voice was flat, making Aemma stop in her tracks.
"How do you know Nesta and Elain are alive?"
"I heard your conversation with Anika," Vivie replied. "She overheard peasants talking about them and told you. Were you planning to tell us we’re going after your sisters?"
"We’re not after my sisters," Aemma said firmly. "If I had to take you all somewhere else on the other side of the world for your safety, I would. If I had to choose between all of you and my sisters, I'd choose you. The fact that they’re in the Night Court is a coincidence." Vivie lowered her head, and another girl comforted her with a soft hug "I know you're hurt, and I share some of that blame, but we can’t turn on each other now. The Night Court is our best option. If anyone objects, speak now. Otherwise, we leave tomorrow morning." As the group dispersed, Vivie lingered, looking unsure "Anything else?" Aemma asked.
"I’m sorry. I just… I don’t know. It feels weird."
"You’re sad. It’s okay. I shouldn’t have been so hard on you, or this strict. After so long, it’s strange to have so much freedom, I don't know how to deal with this, or… how to communicate with you without sounding like a direct command"
"That's more part of your personality than your training anyway" Vivie whispered, laughing softly at the panned expression she received from Aemma "Sorry again. I'm just tired, I still don't believe this is actually happening"
“I understand, you are one of the oldest here, you are hurt and confused with the new life we received, and I haven't been the softest anyway” Aemma's hand hovered over her friend's shoulder, before returning it to her side when it started to warm.
“Still getting used to your secret power? Hybern never taught you how to control this one” Even if her posture was one of jest, her voice carried a hint of worry in it.
“I'll get used to it at some point, the king never knew about this, I know I would suffer if he did” Her voice kept lowering to the point it ended in a whisper. Vivie took it as a dismissal, rising from where she was sitting before smiling at her sort of leader.
Aemma only watched her leave to her tent, only to be joined by the Enchantress, her shadowed form appearing beside her, laughing.
"It was for the greater good, if you wanted to say anything" Aemma said in the language only the Enchantress could understand.
“Perhaps. But your real goal is to find your dear sisters, isn’t it?" To anyone looking from the outside, it seemed like the female was talking to the shadows that hovered around her own shoulders and ears, but in Aemma's eyes, the old spirit took the form of a little girl smiling at her.
"Maybe. But these girls are my family, too" The Enchantress's shadow draped over Aemma, the voice fading into the recesses of her mind.
“You are so much fun, sweet girl. I'll be here waiting for this new adventure of yours” She always knew that the old death demon liked her, and found Aemma more amusing than anything. Even if it pained her to admit, she liked to have special treatment from anyone. She was a selfish person, terribly prideful and stubborn, she knew that much, and the king made sure to engrave it in her mind from the beginning. But it never hurt as much as lying to get to her own personal objectives. Even if she tried saying the contrary, she knew she was every bit what the king forged her to be.
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triviareads · 1 year ago
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I'm posting this one a little sooner than the end of the month because I'm off to the west coast for the holidays and most of these books are Christmas or New Year's-themed!
Mafia Virgin by Mila Finelli
The final installation of Mila's Kings of Italy series came out last week, and here is my review (and here are my excess notes). SPEAKING of Mila Finelli—
Fausto and Frankie Bonus Scene by Mila Finelli
If you would like some warm, mafia Christmas goodness with a side of chasing, Mila Finelli wrote a (free!) bonus scene set after Mafia Darling that I've linked above. It features gems such as Frankie fucking around with calling Fausto an old man repeatedly and finding out (which, to be clear, was her end goal), Fausto pondering on whether to tell the number of men he's killed with an axe when Frankie questions his ability to chop down a Christmas tree, and a visit from (then-failson mafioso, but forever a fave) Giulio.
Duke the Halls by Felicity Niven
The thing about Felicity Niven's historical romances is that they all start off relatively light, humorous even, but you inevitably find yourself swiping away tears as you read through the last few chapters. Duke the Halls is about a grumpy neurodivergent duke who finds himself enamored with a ladies companion he meets in a stagecoach. I adore Franny; she's earnest and upbeat and the very embodiment of holiday spirit without being naive (she's also a bit of a neologist). Kit, the duke, is more of an acquired taste but it's hilarious to read how gone he is for this woman right off the bat— to the point where he wishes he were a worse kisser so she could "practice" with him more, he admits he actually kinda does suck at sex, and nearly crashes a carriage when she agrees to sleep with him. God bless him. Felicity Niven doesn't shy away from going off the beaten path with her sex scenes; expressions of pleasure are never sanitized and they always feel real and honest.
My Present This Year by Sierra Simone
Sierra Simone unironically wrote a (step!) sibling romance some years ago (linked above— it's free!), inspired by that 2009 Folger's coffee commercial called "Coming Home". You know the one. Upon reread, Nick is is kind of giving "early version Tristan Thomas from Sierra's Lyonesse Trilogy" vibes. It also has all the hallmarks of a Sierra Simone romance: tragic pining-induced celibacy, there's a nickname with "little" in the beginning, someone is a biter, the lines "I want to be a good stepbrother" are uttered...
Her Virgin Duke by Nicola Davidson
If you're in the mood for a Christmas-themed romance ft. virgin dukes who learn to fuck shockingly fast (wow sex lessons seems to be the theme of these holiday romances), then this is the novella for you! The Duke of Tunbury aka Humdrum Tun is a virgin who doesn't even masturbate until he he meets brothel madam Delilah on a bet, and within days the man's basically an animal in the sack. His learning curve is only matched by that of Beck's from The Major's Welcome Home by Tessa Bailey and Nick Gentry's from Worth Any Price by Lisa Kleypas.
Size Doesn't Matter by Jennie Kew
Sophie is a famous plus-sized model who unwittingly hooks up with her ex(ish)'s younger brother Jack on New Year's Eve, and when she finds out, she's Not Happy. Jennie Kew is a solid erotic romance writer who writes a lot of books with kink, and I've loved nearly even book she's written in her Bennett's Bastards series. This is probably one of the softer books in her series, both tone and sex-wise, but I love how she wrote Sophie being both bigger and taller, and she's in her thirties, but she's still very much a brat sexually— I feel like a lot of authors equate this with dainty little girls— and Jack clocks this right off the bat and is very much here for it. This book also features one of my much-loved tropes often found in Harlequins.... :D
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maidenxpersephone · 2 years ago
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OLIVES' MADNESS:
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Post/Pesquisas: Naughty or Nice?
Perséfone (@maidenxpersephone)
Nome. Perséfone. Kore. Idade. Aparenta 26. FC. Laura Harrier Espécie. Divindade. Sexualidade. Bissexual Heteromântica. Ocupação. Deusa da Primavera e Rainha do Submundo. Proprietária da floricultura Elísios. Lealdade. Neutra-vilã (influência do marido). Petweapon. Coroa. Objeto. Alianças. Família. Deméter e todo panteão grego. AU!HS. The Overachiever.
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Drácula (@vampirelord-dracula)
Nome. Conde Vlad Tepes. Vlad, o Empalador. Vlad III. Idade. 626. FC. Ben Barnes. Espécie. Vampiro. Sexualidade. Pansexual Polirromântico. Ocupação. Rei dos Vampiros e proprietário do Fangtasia. Lealdade. Vilão. Petweapon. God's Mask. Objeto. Joias de colarinho. Família. Alucard (filho). AU!HS. The Charming Bully The New Kid.
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Fiona (@enfionecida)
Nome. Princesa Fiona. Idade. 35. FC. Tessa Thompson. Espécie. Ogro. Sexualidade. Bissexual Heterorromântica. Ocupação. Policial e futura Prefeita de Tão Tão Distante. Lealdade. Mocinha. Petweapon. Machado. Objeto. Anel de noivado. Família. Rei Harold (assassinado no casamento de Marta Caloteira) e Rainha Lillian (desaparecida e viva). AU!HS. The diurnal Miss Congeniality.
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Belle (@belledoslivros)
Nome. Belle French. Idade. 27. FC. Lily James. Espécie. Humana dotada de magia (não desperta). Sexualidade. Heterossexual Heterorromântica. Ocupação. Domadora de Feras e Bestas. Bibliotecária e coproprietária da livraria Tales As Old As Time. Lealdade. Mocinha. Petweapon. Desiluminador. Objeto. Livro. Família. Maurice (pai) e Agatha (mãe e feiticeira). AU!HS. The Wallflower.
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Espelho Mágico (@emvocenaobrilha)
Nome. Goldyn. Idade. Indefinida. FC. Camila Mendes & Freddy Carter. Espécie. Espelho Mágico. Sexualidade. Demissexual Arromântico. Ocupação. Braço direito da Rainha Má. Lealdade. Vilões. Petweapon. Relógio. Objeto. Colar. Família. Não se aplica. AU!HS. The High School Sweathearts.
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Mirabel (@talentosamirabel)
Nome. Mirabel Madrigal. Idade. 20. FC. Isabela Merced. Espécie. Humana superdotada. Sexualidade. Heterossexual Birromântica. Ocupação. Estudante de Psicologia e Garçonete da Friar's. Lealdade. Mocinha. Petweapon. Frigideira. Objeto. Bolsa. Família. Julieta (mãe) e Agustín (pai). Isabela e Luísa (irmãs mais velhas). Bruno, Pepa e Félix(tios). Dolores, Camilo e Antônio (primos). Abuela Alma (avó). Casita (soulmate). AU!HS. The almost teacher's pet.
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Gretel (@ingretel)
Nome. Annegreta. Idade. 29. FC. Conor Leslie. Espécie. Bruxa. Sexualidade. Bissuxual Demiromântica. Ocupação. Diretora do hospital Saint Muriel, médica emergencista e caçadora. Lealdade. Neutra-vilã. Petweapon. Escudo Mágico. Objeto. Fio. Família. Hansel (irmão gêmeo). Guadalupe (filha 3 anos). AU!HS. The Forced Loner.
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Anastasia (@lasttremaine)
Nome. Anastasia Tremaine. Idade. 24. FC. Adelaide Kane. Espécie. Humana. Sexualidade. Pansexual Panromântica. Ocupação. Proprietária da loja de joias finas Anastasia's. Lealdade. Vilã-neutra. Petweapon. Gargantilha Banshee. Objeto. Rosa. Família. Lady Tremaine (mãe), Drizella Tremaine (irmã mais velha), Cinderella Tremaine (meia-irmã mais nova). AU!HS. The False Preppy.
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Primavera (@godfather-autumn)
Nome. Autumn. Outono. Idade. Aparenta 29. FC. Kofi Siriboe Espécie. Fada/Feérico. Sexualidade. Pansexual Birromântico. Ocupação. Padrinho de Aurora e estilista/costureiro da Vil's. Lealdade. Mocinho. Petweapon. Cetro. Objeto. Varinha. Família. Fauna e Flora. Fausto. AU!HS. The Dreamer.
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Capitão Gancho (@youshalldie)
Nome. Killian Jones. Idade. 47 anos. FC. Karl Urban. Espécie. Eterno adulto rabugento. Sexualidade. Machista. Ocupação. Capitão do Jolly Rogers. Proprietário do Puddin 'n' Pie. Lealdade. Vilão. Petweapon. Em construção. Objeto. Em construção. Família. Smee.
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Tropeço (@you--rang)
Nome. Tristan Tropeço. Idade. Indefinida. FC. Casey Deidrick. Espécie. Indefinido. Sexualidade. Indefinida. Ocupação. Mordomo e integrante da família Addams. Lealdade. Neutro. Petweapon. Em construção. Objeto. Em construção. Família. Mortícia, Gomez, Wandinha, Mãozinha...
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Jane (@mimjaneporter)
Nome. Jane Fernanda Porter. Idade. 26. FC. Deniz Işın. Espécie. Humana. Sexualidade. Bissexual. Ocupação. Funcionária do Santuário de Tarzan. Professora de desenho e pintura da Universidade. Lealdade. Mocinha. Petweapon. Em construção. Objeto. Em construção. Família. Arquimedes Q. Porter (pai).
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Mor'du (@morduforte)
Nome. ???. Adotou Kendrew para sua forma humana. Idade. Aparenta 30. Aproximadamente 60 de existência. FC. Calahan Skogman. Espécie. Humano amaldiçoado, transforma-se em urso negro. Sexualidade. Furry. Ocupação. Segurança da Drink in Hell. Lealdade. Vilão. Petweapon. Em construção. Objeto. Em construção. Família. Pai e três irmãos mais novos, assassinados por ele.
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GELADEIRA
Pocahontas (@ppocahontas)
Nome. Matoaka. Amonute. Idade. 28 anos. FC. Devery Jacobs. Espécie. Indígena shamã. Sexualidade. Indefinida. Ocupação. Livre. Lealdade. Mocinha. Petweapon. Lasso. Objeto. Colar da Mãe. Família. Powhatan (pai), Callun. AU!HS. The Activist.
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saturn-noctua · 2 years ago
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The gangs all here!
in order:
Twigg Branch (played by me) (accidentally a villain but its ok bc he's sad)
Voskiroche Nyk (also played by me) (he's dead now though)
Slime Can III (me again hi) (He has seven spouses but my favorite is Midge Bucket, a buff cockroach lady)
Fausto I forgot his last name (formerly the enemy but we kidnapped him)
Freja Erifkson (both her parents are gods)
Raina Redclaw (really regrets not killing Twigg when she had the chance)
Rhozk "Goats" Jones (featuring Weevil, who used to be Voskiroche's cat)
Ransaax Vrakdaar (He's Twigg's only real friend now)
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faustocosgrove · 9 days ago
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i logged onto tumblr and started scrolling to see if someone else had already made a post about a thought i had today. if there is one floating around i didn't find it. of course it's only been 15 minutes but anyway. deal with my brain droppings now.
am i the only one who thinks that senator bitch who snapped back at her constituent with "we are all going to die" and then posted a sarcastic tiktok from a cemetery mocking all of her constituents with how she was glad she didn't have to explain that the tooth fairy isn't real did that entire shit show in a very tumblr flavored way?
i mean i just reblogged a PSA post about not collecting human remains and some clown chimed in to say that living humans and bones are not the same thing. so i might've been gone for a while but tumblr stupidity is alive and well.
and like i know on a logical conscious level that this is more indicative of all humans being susceptible to acting stupid on the internet and then getting accustomed to that and doing it in real life and it's got to be a thing in common with all social media websites.
but then the evil side of my soul starts needling me with "oh god! the bitch is on tumblr! what if i've reblogged one of her posts? what if she follows Lynda Carter????? that'd be horrible!!!!" and i'm like thanks Fausto for the genius though where you took the one famous older lady on tumblr that you know about and mashed a hypothetical older lady on tumblr together. truly, you are at your most intelligent.
but since even i know that such thoughts are stupid i was looking for someone else making a post about the bitch that was intelligent so i could post it along side my idiocy so i didn't look so stupid. so i shoved her surname into the tumblr search bar and that's how i found out about um. oh god i don't want to type this word out into my post. gonna disguise it with slashes.
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god i hope i did that right, i don't want nazis on my blog.
so anyway the bitch's last name is the same first name as one of the original nazis. that post might not exist for you to see since i'm going to report it to tumblr HQ.
i'm gonna work in another tag and report as many blogs as possible that use that tag and get back to y'all just one sec.
*30 minutes later* i think my brain has hopped on a flight to aruba because i'm so taken aback i can't function. i can't believe i found a gaggle of teenaged girls who draw pictures of dead nazis and headcannon them all as gay. and then claim that they can do what they want because they're autistic.
i think i just spaced out in front of the screen for ten minutes. i think i gotta go.
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swabhimansingh · 2 months ago
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I Vitelloni: A Deep Dive into Fellini's Classic
Italian cinema has been quite revolutionary and, personally, extremely underrated. It takes immense work to create a film that delivers what it wants to offer. And ‘I Vitelloni‘ has done its job quite well. Directed by Federico Fellini, I Vitelloni is a tale of a group of friends who seem to be, or definitely are, typical ‘losers’ and follows the story of the lady-charmer, Fausto. The film…
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mermaidsirennikita · 1 year ago
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Too bad now you have to give recs of "hero goes down on the clueless heroine and she’s like wow thanks that was AMAZING, can women do that to men too? 🤔 " haha
I love the clueless heroine going down on the hero, she has no idea what she is doing but her eagerness makes it a 10, Best blow job of my life 🤌🏻
@hptriviachamp posts every time the latter thing happens with a very apt meme that makes me laugh every time (IT AIN'T MUCH BUT IT'S HONEST WORK)
I can't remember a lot of PARTICULAR moments, but for these moments or this vibe:
You should definitely try Elisa Braden for this vibe. Mooost of her heroines are virgins (honestly: too many of them for me lol, I do need a bit more variation) and they're often all "WHAT'S THIS BUTTON DO" about sex. Her Midnight in Scotland series is really good. I think The Taming of a Highlander is the one where the hero is like "THERE'S NO WAY IT'LL FIT. WE MUSTN'T." and she's like "la la la it grows exponentially bigger when I look at it, I suppose I shall attempt to stuff it in la di da" blase about it.
One Good Earl Deserves a Lover by Sarah MacLean, one of her best. The heroine's a scientist who initially gets the hero to teach her about sex only! Verbally! Before graduating to physically! Also! She's very "if he'd let me study his penis with a magnifying glass I would" in nature. I also really enjoy the scene where he eats her out, comes in his pants, and immediately afterward is caught when his buddy stumbles in like "hey where do we keep th--OH. SORRY."
The Duke Gets Desperate by Diana Quincy doesn't have this scene/a totally clueless heroine, but it does have a scene where the hero is like "my dick is trying to make friends with your pussy" so there's that.
And in the same sense, because I fucking know these authors are friends and there's no way this was a total coincidence... Frankie in Mila Finelli's Mafia Mistress & Mafia Darling is NOT a virgin by any means. But when she and Fausto make it official, they do immediately roleplay him deflowering her as if she has literally never seen a dick in her life and it's HILARIOUS. Like these are DEEPLY COMMITTED people going "oh no! what's that????" "it's my dick! it's trying to say hello!" and I. Die. Not only because it's very funny, but because it actually makes their relationship more authentic to me. That's the kind of shit you only do with someone you deeply trust lmao.
Grace Callaway is gonna give you this vibe. Not all of her heroines are virgins, but the ones who are... often are precocious... and will like stuff their mouths with the hero's dick like they're doing the chubby bunny challenge.... The Duke Who Knew Too Much comes to mind because he's like "NO WAIT STOP THERE'S CRIME AFOOT" but she's already going for it.
Speaking of, Elizabeth Hoyt's Duke of Pleasure always deserves cred for the singular moment in which the hero and (virgin, grew up as a street rat dressed as a boy) heroine are investigating crime and some evildoers come upon them and he's like "quick just pretend you're blowing me" and she does start like, a mild actual beej while he's telling the guys "PLEASE LEAVE I'M GETTING BLOWN BY MY DOXY~" but after the guys leave he's all "so you can stop" and she's like "no no no I'm going somewhere with this". This one is special to me because he makes her spit into his fancy handkerchief after and I promise that even if he didn't know it that's when he decided to marry that girl.
I would say How to Marry a Marquess is one you should check out--by Stacy Reid. It's a classic "brother's best friend teaches me how to be sexy and then things get Really Outta Hand" book. I also really liked this one scene in it when his whole "let me teach you what dudes are into" thing leads to him like, eating her out in a moving carriage and when the carriage stops he does an entire "EGADS" jump off of her.
I need to reread The Lady Gets Lucky, but that's a rake meets virgin sex lessons book, and I have to think based off the scene I remember where he's like 30 seconds away from coming just from watching her lick her lips, there's a lot happening.
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melogranoinsanguinato · 1 year ago
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Name: Fausto Damiano
Species: Dhampir (formerly human)
Age: 100+ (turned at 21 in 1942)
Nationality: Italian
Ethnicity: Greek, Italian, unknown
Gender: Cis Male
Sexuality: Biromantic, Demisexual
Alignment: Neutral Evil or Lawful Neutral
Occupation: Army Field Medic (formerly), Antiques Dealer (current)
Appearance: Dark hair, brown(occasionally red) eyes, pale skin, several tattoos, 5'11", medium build. Usually wears a leather motorcycle jacket that he’s had since the ‘40s with several pins, patches, and enchantments on it(functions as +1 armor and a Cloak of the Bat), as well as ripped jeans, black biker boots, a studded black belt, several rings, bracelets, wristbands, tied handkerchiefs, and occasionally chokers. Also tends to wear eyeliner and smudged black eyeshadow.
Background: Fausto Damiano was a soldier on the wrong side of a war that had no right side. A field medic with no love for violence and an outright hatred for those who used it to gain power over others, he did his best to help his fellow soldiers after getting drafted, but he could not find it within himself to truly believe in the cause they were fighting for. It wasn’t long before he made a plan to desert. His escape from the battlefield was nearly flawless; no one noticed him slinking away amidst the chaos and bloodshed, and he made it out unscathed.
He spent the next year hopping from town to town, village to village, stealing whatever he had to in order to survive and romancing every beautiful, na��ve young lady he came across. He enjoyed the freedom he’d earned for himself without a care for what it might have cost others. However, in time, there was a girl he met who managed to catch more than just his eye. She was the daughter of a nobleman, already betrothed to marry another of her station, but she was far too good for that. To Fausto, she was every bit as radiant as Juliet was to Romeo, though she was equally as cunning as she was beautiful. As these stories are wont to turn out, she gripped his heart and became his downfall. He began to court her in secret, walking the streets by moonlight and sharing stolen kisses and secrets. It only took a month for Fausto to propose, and after careful consideration, she accepted…on one condition. The man to whom she had been betrothed had a mysterious yet incredibly wealthy benefactor who was rumored to be in possession of a very powerful amulet. She so coveted it, stating that it would make her happier than any engagement ring.
Naturally, Fausto set out to steal it for her, using all of his wile and guile to infiltrate the ancient mansion of the benefactor. He’d managed to get the amulet in hand when he was finally caught, though the fate that befell him was much worse, in his mind, than any prison sentence or death penalty. The benefactor and owner of the mansion was deceptively youthful and beautiful, appearing to only be a decade older than him at the most. Rather than calling for guards or law enforcement, the man gave him a crooked and disarming smile that made him question a lot of things about himself, then politely informed Fausto that his lady love had tricked the boy in order to make good on a deal they’d made. He then explained that he was a Vampire Lord by the name of Count Mortimer Ambrose, and that he desired to turn Fausto rather than kill him because of his inhuman beauty. Fausto tried to run, almost refusing to believe any of it, but the Count caught him easily, seducing and bedding him before feasting on his blood and transforming him into a vampire. A part of him died that night that he thought could never be reborn.
The half-century that followed was miserable for Fausto. He tried several times to escape, but was never successful, even after the Count moved his coven to America following the end of the Second World War. Forced to comply and watch as countless innocents were slaughtered by his coven, he eventually concluded that it would be best for him to simply play his part until the perfect opportunity finally came along. He devoted himself to learning magic in the meantime, leaning on the guidance of Hades and Persephone to aid him and give him at least some shred of hope.
Finally, on Halloween of 1985, Fausto managed to manipulate a group of college kids who were dared to stay the night in the manor into helping him escape, framing it as him helping them to survive his Maker’s dark machinations and escape with their lives. The group fought hard, having raided the armory with Fausto’s help, and the desperate Dhampir took the opportunity to extricate himself from the manor amongst them before disappearing into the night. He’s spent the last few decades roaming up and down the Eastern Seaboard, staying in certain places long enough to either grab a quick meal and a bit of a rest or blend in and lay low. New York is by far his favorite haunt.
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triviareads · 1 month ago
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eldest son: in some kinda marriage of convenience and dumps his wife at his country estate while he goes off to do his own thing
Hey am the same person who asked you about Gausto Ravazani (or is it Fausto? I am generally good with names but this one just confuses me to no existence😭😭😭). Anyway, be it G or F, as long as you understand. Lol.
The above quoted trope is. my. go-to. I love this. I love the angst that follows this. I love the humiliation that fmc faces by the hero for no apparent reason. I love how it makes her grow. I love cruel heroes. But give me a good grovel, even if not, I still like it for the gut-punch effect it has on me ahhaa. So can you pls name this book by Callaway? (: and more if you can?
I have read:
Lady Gallant
The First Snowdrop
The Obedient Bride (not quite abandonment but it's Balogh and it's super good)
A Duchess in Name
Secrets of the Heart (the mmc is super milquetoast in this one, it also has some heavy themes. I hated the mmc, but again, Balogh, so the writing is awesome)
Unmasking the Marquess
The Book of Scandal (not cruel hero, but very tragic situation and bit misunderstanding leading to separation)
The Courtesan Duchess
Unforgivable
A Wicked Kind of Husband
There was the Sarah McLean book, The Day of the Duchess, with this trope, which I had to dnf unforch!
Now I feel I am on the verge of exhausting the list of books with a similar trope! How many times one can reread, yeah? I write as well, so I have started writing one to keep myself sane ofc, but you get it I hope. 😃🥲😶‍🌫️🤐😮‍💨😮‍💨
So the book I described isn't actually out yet— Three Chances to Cherish by Grace Callaway might be out later this year? idk, but the main couple's relationship is a mystery to everyone else because Evie "prefers" to do her botanist stuff in their country home while James swans around doing his own thing with his family. Based on where Two Secrets to Surrender (out 5/8!) leaves them, I'm VERY excited for their book.
And it sounds like you've read a lot more estranged married couple romances than me! I only have a few more to add where they're specifically separated as of the start of the plot (as opposed to a third act separation).
The Sins of Lord Lockwood by Meredith Duran is definitely your book if you like ANGST and MISUNDERSTANDING and a heroine who is super resentful of the hero because she believes he just... fucked off shortly after their wedding and abandoned her, but he was actually kidnapped and sent to an Australian penal colony, and now he's baaaaack and she wants a baby from him asap, but he's also enacting a revenge plot which means he can't tell her shit and needs to blindfold and tie her up during sex so she doesn't see his scars.
The Beast Takes a Bride by Julie Anne Long: Another book where the hero just LEAVES a day after their wedding due to a misunderstanding and announces upon his returns that he wants permanent separation from her and wants HER to go to America forevermore.
Charlotte and the Seductive Spymaster by Grace Callaway: The spy hero fakes his own death for Reasons and only emerges because he got pissed off the heroine was kissing someone else so he THROWS A ROCK AT THEM LOL. And the disappearance is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the secrets he's keeping so the road to reconciliation is a long one but it's a good one.
Lord of Darkness by Elizabeth Hoyt has Meg and Godric living apart since basically the beginning of their marriage of convenience because it was out of convenience and not because of any beef BUT now Meg is back and a) demands a baby from her husband, and b) wants to hunt down and kill her lover's murderer
If you want a book where she leaves him, I'd recommend Lady Isabella's Scandalous Marriage by Jennifer Ashley— she left him because he was an alcoholic but now he's gotten sober and wants to win her back so basically it's an extended grovel book.
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