#ladies and gentlemen we gottem

[skxrbrand]

FINALLY.

I GOT IT

[madnessbrainworms]

Update on my PC saga: after some minor hiccups we're BACK IN DA SADDLE BABEY 🎉 working through some burnout still, but I'm excited to get back to drawing digital art again! Looking forward to posting one single half finished sketch before deactivating my entire account 😌

[misshugs]

we made it boyz

[marginailia]

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[lethalchiralium]

WE ARE FEELING FUCKING AMAZING

YO DEATH STRANDING FANDOM. HOW THE FUCK WE FEELING TONIGHT?

[j0ht0-gh0sthunt3r]

ladies and gentlemen

[IMAGE: Blake’s Masterball on the ground. The celebi was caught.]

we gottem

[pebiejeebies]

How to get yourself a partner! By Pebie!! (PLEASE DONT DO THIS IRL ISTFG…!!!)

I’m so normal, btw this is very long, BUT I SWEAR ITS WORTH IT!1

First, act very innocent to said person! So they don’t suspect anything!!

It will give them a false sense of security,, and when they fall for it….

YOU SHOW THEM YOUR SURPRISE!!

Tip! Use your plot armor advantage!! They can’t complain if they’re in your game! :3c

Tch! Works every time 😋

Make sure to make them faint, or else the plan will fail :(

Once you get them to faint, OOOOHOHOOHOHOOOO!! LET ME COOK!!

Yep! It’s definitely what you think it is, no, not a simple boring tea party,

It’s a date!! :Oc but deceive them into thinking it’s just a tea party! So they don’t get creeped out :(

They will most likely ask for some tea to kill their head ache!! So offer some normal and safe tea!

Then you give them a false sense of security, I’ll tell you why soon :)

Give them stress and fear, but comfort them by your attitude! Like always speaking softly and kindly, despite the fact that they could DIE :P

Haha /ref to Fear garden!! Haha… ha..

No, but seriously it’s all harmless! Just keep toying with them for a while, until they slowly start to trust you despite your horrific behavior!!

Now, look at this!!

Once they see that your ill intentions weren’t true, they’ll trust you more!

But keep toying more and more until the its time!

Plus, recommend randomly disappearing for a while to make them feel scared with out you <:(c

again, so their trust slowly grows with each other!! <3

Again, keeeeepp toying, I promise it’s worth it

Being corny is sadly a part of this process, but it will let them trust you! :D

LOOK LOOK!! IT WORKED! BLUSHING IS THE FIRST SIGN!! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WRITE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH ABOUT YOUR KINDNESS!! :DD

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND ENBYPALS,,

WE GOTTEM!!!

(I’m so sane guys I’m sooooo sane… soo soo sans… hrggehehehgerg)

Yeah lol I have nothing to say,, but omfg do share your stories if you actually do this!! I’ll make an easier list of what you’re supposed to do

How to get: Fictional Partner

1 - Introduce yourself nicely and shyly to prevent any suspicions

2 - Make them faint

3 - Take them to the “Tea party” that is truly, a date

4 - Give them many false sense of security, but keep your genuine intentions pretty basic!

5 - Give them the option to leave, or…. 😋

YOYR VERY WELCOME!!

Peeps who wanted to taste my cooking!!

@cookieseals @salachy-part-two @plasky @fannybfdi-number1fan @axolkitkat @jazzberiperks

:D

[transmascpetewentz]

ladies, gentlemen, and non binary nobility, we gottem

[cardinneverloses]

Speechless, this was how he had wanted things to be before, when he saw her again. His suspicion that she was dead soon before he left was only partially right. The feelings he had for her then became like a fire in his chest that he couldn’t ignore anymore. She was a drug, regardless of what happened during their first encounter, having her close like this; those words she spoke all played a certain chord on his heart strings.

The lighter clothing he wore allowed for her fingers, even gloved, to feel the mangled scars that littered his back. Punishment, even for the children, were unforgiving and whenever those scars came to mind all he could think of was the emptiness in his parents eyes as they lashed him. As if he were just an animal being trained into subservience.

Was that not what he was now? Just a trained dog coming back to his master? Now, it didn’t matter, he would give and give and give all to not see her drop a tear. A fault he had grown into, that was why she was a awful drug to him, no matter how much time he spent away from her, no matter how much pain she put him through, he was trained to serve under her and there was no breaking those chains.

His hand moved from around her, placing itself against her cold touched cheek, thumb running along what it could touch of wet stained skin as his lips connected with hers in a longing, needy kiss of affection that pleaded for this moment to not be a lie, that it truly was what she wanted, that she needed him just as much as he needed her.

It lasted only a moment her cold lips against his was blissful in his quaking heart, no doubt she could hear it. That blood flow through his system, so close to her own chest. Cardin didn’t move however, staying put and allowing her to feel what ever she needed before he broke the kiss. Words still needed to be said, he wasn’t blessed with the power to talk in others minds. Yet he needed her to know, to understand all of his feelings as if this would be the last night they would see each other again. “I’m sorry…” Another kiss, soon resting his head on her forehead, noses touching slightly, whispered words bouncing off her lips “I never wanted this for you. I never wanted to leave you.” This hurt so much more than he thought, guilt ran through his veins, he held himself back only slightly just so he could tell her the truth.

“No more lies… Please. Just the truth, from the both of us. Then I’ll stay. For as long as you need me to.” His breath was shaking, barely able to hold onto what little control he had left, wanting so badly to do as she said of ‘taking her’

cardinneverloses​:

‘Don’t make that face… Please…’

Is what he thought, seeing tears fall from Trivia’s face was one thing, but when she tried to scream the words that rang in his head, it was just another form of heartbreak he couldn’t bare. What ever truth he needed, this was it, the desperation in the voice in his head was one thing, but the faces she made was evident that she was in so much pain, just like he was.

As much as he wanted to reciprocate those feelings, his eyes soon met with another. A figure he had seen before, at their last meeting together. And this time, it looked, to him, like it was angry in the way of how one would step an unwelcome foot on another’s property.

The figure glared at him, it didn’t like him, that was for sure but Cardin’s instinct was to wrap his arms around Trivia protectively, letting go of her shoulders, and glaring daggers back at this alter. It seemed Cardin’s subconscious wasn’t done with being Trivia’s care taker as his eyes didn’t leave the figure. Then the smirk, it was… Ugly. Like that of Vampires he had fought and killed before, right before the battle started, the confidence of a murderer.

And it killed him to see it on something that wore Trivia’s face.

He couldn’t lie to himself any longer. No matter how much Cardin wanted to push her away, there was always something to bring her back and once that growl came from her and the figure disappeared, there was so many questions. Why was this the second time he’s seen figure? Why did it look like Trivia but slightly different? Why was she out here in the first place? But again, the truth about old habits rang true once more as her request was the first thing he found himself addressing.

Keeping his arms around her, looking down at her tear stained cheeks, it was hard to even address any other questions he had regardless. His instinct was to make her happy, seeing her like this reminded him of that damned monstrosity of a home she was locked up in.

“I hate this. I want nothing more than to give you what you want. I want to hold you, kiss you and forget about everything and just… Continue where we left off before I left. I prey for normalcy….” Cardin sighed, trying to get the truth out in a way that made sense. But the truth hardly ever did make sense these days. “But most of all I prey for intimacy that has not ulterior motive behind it. If you could look me in the eyes and tell me, I am not just another target… I’d be more than willing to give you what you requested.”

This was far from an act. Trivia didn’t have the heart to lie in that way yet, and even if Neo could’ve done so in her place, the heart that the woman was pouring in front of Cardin was nothing more than her true feelings.

Or so she thought.

Trivia was convinced that what attached her to Cardin was more than a platonic connection, and even if Neopolitan felt the truth behind it, it seems the alcohol and the stress of the moment -or Trivia’s loneliness- was mixing up feelings that didn’t fit them well.

When the man held her close in such a protective manner, away from her true self, the vampire felt conflicted for a moment -for whatever reason-, but she reacted by wrapping both of her arms around him instead, incapable of rejecting the warm closeness that she so much desired.

It was then that she tried to ignore the pain building inside her throat; her lips trembling slightly when he parted a little to look down at her tear-stained face she was wearing. Trivia didn’t seem too worried about Neo’s presence, if only because it was wavering at the moment.

‘You are not a target, Cardin…I…I never wanted that. I didn’t want for you to just be…food.’

She thought she would’ve felt worse when thinking about the last word to refer to him. ‘Food’, she said. And yet, she felt hollow, like it didn’t really matter.

Looking down after, the woman tightened her arms around him, letting her hands move up a little so she could hug and feel his back under her palms.

‘As delightful as your blood was…I don’t want to kill you…I just…’ She wanted things to be how they used to.

…or did she?

‘Just take me and don’t…don’t leave.’

[joshth647]

Ladies and gentlemen,

WE GOTTEM.

A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR SONIC AND POMNI!

Eggman's plans have been thwarted once again.

[k1d1c4rus]

one more try before i give up on anon and thirst for patrick's titties mask off 64(.)media(.)tumblr(.)com/fd30b7c0580e8c8575a66a1526945566/60aa77249ae78a56-7d/s1280x1920/47f5f04024130c62f3b82033ca3f46bdf1c6554c.pnj

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE GOTTEM. HIS TITS.

[doodleodds]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... WE GOTTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so SO much to everyone who commissioned (read: enabled) me!!

Now that I've reached my goal of +10ing my boy, and since my time is (unfortunately) still quite limited due to work, I'm going to be closing comms tomorrow! So, if you have an idea and haven't decided if you want to commit or not yet, now's your last chance for the time being! ;) And to all those who have already paid, I know I do still have quite a few to get through- I was a FOOL to think I could just bang these out in 24 hours, lol, but please rest assured they will be coming within the next few days!! I'll get through them slowly but surely. Admittedly I did take a break to draw this guy because I was so pleased to get him, but I'll get right back on the horse tomorrow lol. Thank you so much again everyone!! ^O^

Ferdinand went to a tea party and came back Different

[sl-vega]

I will use my new word in a sentence

Because that is what words are for

Right?

Ahem

We are all Fucked.

Wait, no. Um... that's not right....

-Slay III

ellia please tell me you didn't do this by mistake...

@pastellbg ladies and gentlemen, we gottem

case closed

[slumbering-in-death]

When he asked her to stand for him, she did so. The difference in height made it so even in this state she was a touch shorter than he. She giggled a little as he kissed her hands, how gentle yet fervent he was.

“What is it, Godwyn?”

As he talked, she got the sense that there really was more to this trip than just a rest in the shade.

This talk of how much she meant to him, what she has done for him. It struck a chord. It occurred to her how comfortable he made her feel as well, how peaceful.

It seemed… difficult for him to get to the point of what he was trying to say, when he was usually so direct. It seemed like he had a lot to get off his chest, so she allowed him time to say all he needed to say.

Her eyes widen when she sees the ring. She cannot speak for a moment, even though she already knows what it is she wants. At first she nods, a few tears running down her cheeks, before she smiles as she gives him a definitive.

“Of course I will.”

"Sun is awfully bright, is it not?"

He asked, the hood over his head was pulled back, but he wished he didn't touch it now. Who knew the sun would shine so brightly in the middle of summer? Not Godwyn, the prince who lives underground apparently.

He carried Fia in his arms, allowing her to enjoy the breeze unburdened. He carried her on the way up to the Altus Plateau, he didn't show any sign of wanting to put her down anytime soon.

He remembered these golden fields. They weren't that far from the outer walls of Leyendell. He spent a good portion of his late childhood and early teenage years training, camping, and hunting in this stretch of land. He half expected Fortissax to come swooping down from the heavens to meet him.

Those days are gone. He didn't dwell on it though, a new chapter was ahead.

@deathblightprince (proposal RP :3)

Fia was, for the time being, content with being carried. These golden fields were a ways away from where they emerged from, and this gesture seemed to keep him in a relaxed state.

Godwyn has been agitated since he discovered a dark secret relating to his death, and little brought him comfort these days.

“Indeed. I can scarce see what lies ahead of us…”

Her small white hand shielded her eyes from the sunlight while her robes waved gently in the wind.

She breathed in the fresh air deliberately, somewhat enjoying the vibrancy of life for once. She tried not to let her contentment show, however.

[warmdrpepper]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE GOTTEM.