#ladies and gentlemen we gottem

[skxrbrand]

FINALLY.

I GOT IT

[misshugs]

we made it boyz

[marginailia]

Renee rapp lesbian confirmation a fucking men

[j0ht0-gh0sthunt3r]

ladies and gentlemen

[IMAGE: Blake’s Masterball on the ground. The celebi was caught.]

we gottem

[pebiejeebies]

How to get yourself a partner! By Pebie!! (PLEASE DONT DO THIS IRL ISTFG…!!!)

I’m so normal, btw this is very long, BUT I SWEAR ITS WORTH IT!1

First, act very innocent to said person! So they don’t suspect anything!!

It will give them a false sense of security,, and when they fall for it….

YOU SHOW THEM YOUR SURPRISE!!

Tip! Use your plot armor advantage!! They can’t complain if they’re in your game! :3c

Tch! Works every time 😋

Make sure to make them faint, or else the plan will fail :(

Once you get them to faint, OOOOHOHOOHOHOOOO!! LET ME COOK!!

Yep! It’s definitely what you think it is, no, not a simple boring tea party,

It’s a date!! :Oc but deceive them into thinking it’s just a tea party! So they don’t get creeped out :(

They will most likely ask for some tea to kill their head ache!! So offer some normal and safe tea!

Then you give them a false sense of security, I’ll tell you why soon :)

Give them stress and fear, but comfort them by your attitude! Like always speaking softly and kindly, despite the fact that they could DIE :P

Haha /ref to Fear garden!! Haha… ha..

No, but seriously it’s all harmless! Just keep toying with them for a while, until they slowly start to trust you despite your horrific behavior!!

Now, look at this!!

Once they see that your ill intentions weren’t true, they’ll trust you more!

But keep toying more and more until the its time!

Plus, recommend randomly disappearing for a while to make them feel scared with out you <:(c

again, so their trust slowly grows with each other!! <3

Again, keeeeepp toying, I promise it’s worth it

Being corny is sadly a part of this process, but it will let them trust you! :D

LOOK LOOK!! IT WORKED! BLUSHING IS THE FIRST SIGN!! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WRITE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH ABOUT YOUR KINDNESS!! :DD

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND ENBYPALS,,

WE GOTTEM!!!

(I’m so sane guys I’m sooooo sane… soo soo sans… hrggehehehgerg)

Yeah lol I have nothing to say,, but omfg do share your stories if you actually do this!! I’ll make an easier list of what you’re supposed to do

How to get: Fictional Partner

1 - Introduce yourself nicely and shyly to prevent any suspicions

2 - Make them faint

3 - Take them to the “Tea party” that is truly, a date

4 - Give them many false sense of security, but keep your genuine intentions pretty basic!

5 - Give them the option to leave, or…. 😋

YOYR VERY WELCOME!!

Peeps who wanted to taste my cooking!!

@cookieseals @salachy-part-two @plasky @fannybfdi-number1fan @axolkitkat @jazzberiperks

:D

[transmascpetewentz]

ladies, gentlemen, and non binary nobility, we gottem

[k1d1c4rus]

one more try before i give up on anon and thirst for patrick's titties mask off 64(.)media(.)tumblr(.)com/fd30b7c0580e8c8575a66a1526945566/60aa77249ae78a56-7d/s1280x1920/47f5f04024130c62f3b82033ca3f46bdf1c6554c.pnj

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE GOTTEM. HIS TITS.

[doodleodds]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... WE GOTTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so SO much to everyone who commissioned (read: enabled) me!!

Now that I've reached my goal of +10ing my boy, and since my time is (unfortunately) still quite limited due to work, I'm going to be closing comms tomorrow! So, if you have an idea and haven't decided if you want to commit or not yet, now's your last chance for the time being! ;) And to all those who have already paid, I know I do still have quite a few to get through- I was a FOOL to think I could just bang these out in 24 hours, lol, but please rest assured they will be coming within the next few days!! I'll get through them slowly but surely. Admittedly I did take a break to draw this guy because I was so pleased to get him, but I'll get right back on the horse tomorrow lol. Thank you so much again everyone!! ^O^

Ferdinand went to a tea party and came back Different

[sl-vega]

I will use my new word in a sentence

Because that is what words are for

Right?

Ahem

We are all Fucked.

Wait, no. Um... that's not right....

-Slay III

ellia please tell me you didn't do this by mistake...

@pastellbg ladies and gentlemen, we gottem

case closed

[slumbering-in-death]

When he asked her to stand for him, she did so. The difference in height made it so even in this state she was a touch shorter than he. She giggled a little as he kissed her hands, how gentle yet fervent he was.

“What is it, Godwyn?”

As he talked, she got the sense that there really was more to this trip than just a rest in the shade.

This talk of how much she meant to him, what she has done for him. It struck a chord. It occurred to her how comfortable he made her feel as well, how peaceful.

It seemed… difficult for him to get to the point of what he was trying to say, when he was usually so direct. It seemed like he had a lot to get off his chest, so she allowed him time to say all he needed to say.

Her eyes widen when she sees the ring. She cannot speak for a moment, even though she already knows what it is she wants. At first she nods, a few tears running down her cheeks, before she smiles as she gives him a definitive.

“Of course I will.”

"Sun is awfully bright, is it not?"

He asked, the hood over his head was pulled back, but he wished he didn't touch it now. Who knew the sun would shine so brightly in the middle of summer? Not Godwyn, the prince who lives underground apparently.

He carried Fia in his arms, allowing her to enjoy the breeze unburdened. He carried her on the way up to the Altus Plateau, he didn't show any sign of wanting to put her down anytime soon.

He remembered these golden fields. They weren't that far from the outer walls of Leyendell. He spent a good portion of his late childhood and early teenage years training, camping, and hunting in this stretch of land. He half expected Fortissax to come swooping down from the heavens to meet him.

Those days are gone. He didn't dwell on it though, a new chapter was ahead.

@deathblightprince (proposal RP :3)

Fia was, for the time being, content with being carried. These golden fields were a ways away from where they emerged from, and this gesture seemed to keep him in a relaxed state.

Godwyn has been agitated since he discovered a dark secret relating to his death, and little brought him comfort these days.

“Indeed. I can scarce see what lies ahead of us…”

Her small white hand shielded her eyes from the sunlight while her robes waved gently in the wind.

She breathed in the fresh air deliberately, somewhat enjoying the vibrancy of life for once. She tried not to let her contentment show, however.

[lovphobic]

ladies and gentlemen. we gottem.

[scepty-ssb]

a list of songs that nobody calls by their names (mostly meme songs)

Artist/Origin - Song Title (what people call it)

Yes - Roundabout (To Be Continued)

Boots Randolph - Yakety Sax (Benny Hill theme)

Luigi Denza - Funiculi, Funicula (Spider-man 2 pizza theme)

Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours (Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem)

SunStroke Project and Olia Tira - Run Away (Epic Sax Guy)

Eduard Khil - I am very glad, because I'm finally returning back home (Trolololo)

Persona 5 - Last Surprise (You'll never see it coming)

Piano Fantasia - Song for Denise (Wide Putin)

Jackal Queenston - Rubber Band (penis music)

Earthbound - Sanctuary Guardian (WHAT? HOW?)

Jake Chudnow - Moon Men (Vsauce theme)

O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa)

Timmy Trumpet - Freaks (When mom isn't home)

NOMA - Brain Power (O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA)

Bastille - Pompeii (But if you close your eyes)

[silkwyrm]

ladies and gentlemen.....we gottem

[zangheuse]

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN: WE GOTTEM

[unknownspecies]

The absolute lies and disrespect in the first two tags.

Anyway 🙄his gorilla ass will find me and throw me over his shoulder like prey. Trust me. No amount of tranqs will put him down he too damn big

SO YOU ADMIT THAT THOSE ARE LIES

ladies and gentlemen, we gottem 😎

yeah but they’re not MY tranqs, they got a special ingredient for him :)