#lactuca-deorum

[sxtekh-ar]

lactuca-deorum:

"Oh Dude, that sucks. I mean, what does Greenie have and we don’t, hm?” He shrugged and shook his head. “It doesn’t even make sense. He doesn’t even have a penis.”

⊰ ☥ ⊱——— ❝ Until his wife made him one that is---but still I find it baffling but her lost.❞

[sea-and-storms]

♨ Set XD

Send '♨' for my muse's reaction to yours stepping into the shower with them!

When Takeru first heard the door scraping open against the tiled floor he thought nothing of it, assuming one of his brothers had needed to get something out of the bathroom and didn't want to bother him. However, that mindset quickly changed when the shower curtain was pulled back and a familiar figure joined him in the shower. "Set! What the hell are you doing?"

[sea-and-storms]

I CANT IMAGINE SET AND TSUKITO XDD SET'S PULLING OUT SEXUAL PICK UP LINES WHILE TSUKITO IS 10000% CLUELESS. AND WRITES IT DOWN ON HIS NOTEBOOK. AND RESPOnDING TO IT POLITELY WITH A FLAT EXPRESSION. OH MY GODS IM DYING

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO RESPOND TO THAT ASK SERIOUSLY; THAT'S ALL I COULD IMAGINE THE WHOLE TIME!

Tsukito is probably one of the few people in existence that Set couldn't seduce, purely for the fact that he would have absolutely no idea what was going on at all times. XD

[falcon-god-blog]

"Hey, Horus. Y'wanna?" He tilted his head towards his nephew's while wiggling his eyebrows with the famous smirk on his lips.

Green eyes were looking at Set a bit confused. "Want....what?" He asked a bit slowly, not exactly knowing what the older one was up to. "I am not quite sure what you are aiming at." Plus, he was not even sure if he wanted to know, though he did not speak that part out loud.

[cxtusvixtor]

{CLOSED RP WITH LACTUCA-DEORUM}

Isako sighed as she took in her familiar surroundings. She sighed deeply, a look of disappointment on her face. The school, huh? She wondered, however, how she somehow was brought there in the first place? Was it fate? She started laughing at that idea. Fate was just a bunch of bullshit, right?

She couldn't travel quite yet, as her energy wasn't replenished. She just needed to rest for a bit... "Well... I guess I'll just find somewhere comfortable to sit my ass..." she muttered to herself as she looked around her. That's when she noticed someone walking towards her. Had they seen her suddenly appear from presumably nowhere? Well, she was about to find out.

[bloomingxcherry]

~ An Unexpected Happening ~ || Closed rp || lactuca-deorum

Arianna was simply just out taking her daily stroll aroun the school grouns, something she did to sort out her ind and thoughts. That day was actually pretty hot for a day in the start of Autumn, even though it was night and the darkness had already covered the sky and land.

Finding her nice spot somewhere deep inside the forest, she found her usual training target, found her bow - which had around and across her torso - pulled out an arrow and shot it off. It was so relieving to finally be by herself for once and practicing a bit.

However, the same sentence 'you don't like him, you hate him' kept running inside her head as she shot off two arrows this time and the time after that. Her concentration was far away from where it should be and she shot off an arrow that wasn't by any chance going to hit the target.

"Oh, for the love of Odin!" she cursed herself out loud before putting her bow down on the ground, sitting up against a tree with her elbows on her knees and her hands placed on her head. She couldn't get him out of her head...

[sea-and-storms]

Nephtake ship meme

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU: 

Who wears the ugly Christmas sweaters: Neph would definitely be the one where an ugly Christmas sweater more often, but I'm sure she'd pretty easily convince Takeru to do the same.

Who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa: Neph would pick out the holiday movies while Takeru made hot coca for them to share.

Who starts the snowball fight: We already know Takeru has a habit of starting snowball fights. XD

Who drags the other under the mistletoe: Again, Takeru.

Who decorates the house: Neph mainly. Takeru wouldn't have the patience for it, but he'd help out where he could.

Who hangs up the ornaments on the tree: I feel like this is something they would do together, even if Neph has to persuade Takeru to help out every now and then.

Who cooks Christmas dinner: Neph

Who invites the other to sing a Christmas duet: Probably Neph, I can't really imagine Takeru suddenly wanting to burst into song.

If they have any holiday traditions: To be determined....

Who would start a food fight during baking: Takeru XD

Who would get drunk off of eggnog: Neither? Of the two it would probably be more likely for Takeru to drink too much, but I can't really see him doing that often unless someone like Set came around and he had a drinking buddy.

[cxtusvixtor]

lactuca-deorum replied to your post:((Guess who's back for now!!!))

"Hi, Miss Isako~"

"Huh? Oh, hey there dude." she waved slightly, noticing the familiar face. 

[moonxsuncelestials]

~Seduction lessons with Set~ ((Closed Rp with lactuca-deorum ))

Yue sighed as she looked out the window. She was confused again and sought the sanctity of the art studio to try and think. Apparently someone of th spirits tried to flirt with her but they left her so confused that she had to admit that she knew nothing of what they spoke of. Reading about flirting was one thing and her brothers had forbade any man to be around her. "Maybe, I'm just hopeless. Temptress tried to teach me but then suddenly she was busy with her act. And Syrina tried but she kept getting pulled away." she said softly before sighing again. An idea struck her. She could take lessons! But from who? "I like Loki-san but I don't trust him enough. And I bet he's still mad at me. Certainly not Zeus. He scars me too much. Apollon-kun probably wouldn't like the idea of teaching me..." she sighed again. "It's hopeless..." she said before going back to her painting. She began to pack up. No use in drawing when her heart wasn't in it. "I don't even know if Set can help me..." she added before double-checking that she had everything. 

Leaving the art studio she literally bumped into the god that she just spoke of.  

[sxtekh-ar]

Two of A Kind

lactuca-deorum:

Nephthys folded her arms, annoyed. It’s not like she was being bossy, it’s just that she should stop being a sweet obedient wifey and scold Set whenever he misbehaved. Or at least, that’s what Isis told her. Her eyes narrowed as an idea formed in her head.  She approached Set slowly, with a smile plastered on her lips. “Of course, dear husband. You look absolutely outstanding, ..as always.” She slid her hands over the bare skin of Set’s waist. “But, I would be needing that dress back. What about you take it off, and in return, I could give you something better.” She looked up at him until their noses touched and batted her eyelashes. Being Set’s wife really made her learned something about seduction.

Meanwhile the other Set was shoving a handful of caramel popcorn into his mouth. Finally he could see a live-action between him and his sister-wife without needing a mirror.

⊰ ☥ ⊱———;

         Set cocked an eyebrow at this other Nephthys, she was and will always be a thousands times better than his Nephthys but nonetheless his stomach and heart couldn't handled any form of Nephthys--not anymore. "Darling don't think I know this trick of your's, I've been played several times by it. I know you mean well sweetie but...I can't." Set gently pushed Nephthys away from him, just enough to give them both some breathing room. Both Sets maybe similar in a lot of ways but there was small differences as well, his relationship if is wife was one of them. "I'll keep this and steal something from my wife to give to you in return? What do you say?" Set's mischievous small returned instantly back upon his face as he danced around in the red fabric. "Deal?"