#lactose intolerance isnt real

[theperksofbeingstupid]

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[am-i-the-asshole-official]

too many teens whining for validation, this blog needs more weird and stupid so...

AITA for kidnapping my friend and trapping her in the cheesebarn?

Hear me out:

The story starts about a week before my (20 at the time ftm) 21st birthday. If you live in the US you know this isnt just some lame 7th birthday or 36th birthday, this is one of the big boy birthdays, the special ones. Its when you can legal buy alcohol and are therefore truly an adult in the eyes of the law.

Naturally my friends (20s) wanted to do something Big for our 21sts. So they asked me what i wanted to do and i said i didnt really care as long as I got a road trip somewhere with friends.

Everyone thought it was a fun idea but it was a little short notice for everyone to get time off from work, but my other friend we will call C also had her 21st exactly a month after mine to the day, and the two of us agreed to share our 21sts and not do much of anything on my actual birthday. This is important, bc it was a SHARED birthday road trip.

I agree to let C pick the destination and I provide the car. We didnt have much of a plan as we were going to meet up with C's old roommate who lives in the city we picked to show us a good time.

It was 5 of us total and about a 7 hour drive altogether there with not a whole lot on the way there. We get to the city she picked and meet the roommate and honestly the rest of this part is just standard 21st birthday shenanigans. Its when we start the drive home things really start.

Remember its a long drive with not much to see? Well that was a lie. On our way back we see it, the Real "Happiest Place on Earth" as far as places with a mouse for a mascot go:

Grandpa's.

Fuckin'.

Cheesebarn.

Obviously me and the other people on the trip want to stop and see the magic, but unfucking fortunately C happens to be the only Basic White Girl ™️ in the entire world who hates cheese and isnt even lactose intolerant. This girl is notorious for making "petty" and "I hate Cheese" her entire personality. She would constantly make faces and gagging noises and talk about how gross and nasty cheese is if you so much as eat a grilt cheese near her.

Clearly she made it known that she wasnt on board with it. "NO! FUCK YOU ALL IM NOT GOING TO A PLACE CALLED A CHEESEBARN ON MY BIRTHDAY!!" were her exact words.

But i remembered i was driving, it was my car, and it was supposed to be my birthday too. So I put it to a vote. "Raise your hand if you wanna go to Grandpa's Cheesebarn!"

All hands raise but one. With C out voted we head to the cheesebarn.

Guys. This place is amazing. Its obviously making cheese its main draw, but yhere's so much more, its every shitty midwest tourist trap rolled into one glorious place. There's even a chocolate shop. We even got C's roommate to ditch work and come meet us bc shr heard "Grandpa's Cheesebarn" and knew she had to drop everything.

All in all a good visit, C even seemed like she had fun once we got there (she sure spent $300 on candies and dip mixes anyway). We go home. Things seem fine.

Then C drops off the face of the earth.

She wont respond to our calls or texts and at first we thought maybe she was giing through a rough patch or something and try to just keep reaching out but give her space. But then we find out that not only is she still hanging our with our other friends who couldnt make the trip with us. So clearly she's just pissed at us about something.

Finally one day a few months later i catch her at her job and just tell her "I dont care if you hate us, we'll never speak to you again if you dont want us to, but what the hell did we do to you??"

And she just looked me over and says "Well. You kidnapped me."

lolwut

And she yells (bc this girl loves yelling at people) "YOU KIDNAPPED ME AND TRAPPED ME AT A CHEESEBARN ON. MY. BIRTHDAY!!!!!"

And i just said "Well it was my birthday too," and havent spoken to her since. Its been over a decade and "No ragrets" as we said back in the day, but uts baffled me for years that that was her reaction. "Im just over you guys" i can understand, and its not like she was shy about telling people she hates them and their out of her life ever before. And from what i ended up hearing from our other friends she kept talking with it really was about the cheesebarn and how we "ruined her birthday".

No but srsly AITA??? For making her go to a cheesebarn???

What are these acronyms?

[wayfayrr]

ive just had a thought- like a person who ISNT hylian[a human] is different likely from hylians, like maybe they can withstand different things better?? like hyrules poisons? maybe SOME things just don't affect them, [kinda like in how some fics magic doesn't work on them] lol a person travelling with them munching on some type of poisonous fruit [that's only found in hyrule] while the chain is freaking out lmao

[this is completely hypothetical, i just about have a heart attack when chocolate is too rich lol]

Sketch I'm gonna be so honest with you rn sgkrykh these kinds of ideas are my favourite next to self-aware game characters - It's like the humans are space orcs posts, the idea that reader or whoever is with the chain can just munch on these things that ARE DEADLY to the chain scratches my brain just right!! thank you so much for sending this ask <33 I don't really know if it's a request or not so I'm just gonna spitball some of my own thoughts about it - I'd love to talk more about it though if you ever want to :D

the image I've gotten is reader looks nearly identical to a hylian, with the only real difference being hight and having rounded ears Hylians are short and you can't change my mind over that sgvd but when it comes to eating things? There's a wave of horror as they bite into a fruit they found on the path, and the whole chain gather around them in a panic. Wild with tears in his eyes frantically swiping through his slate to find an antidote, bursting into tears when he can't find anything knowing that there are only a few precious minutes left to act. Rulie trying desperately to heal them with all of his spells knowing that it'll be useless to deal with what they ate. each if the others trying so desperately to get their goodbyes in, thinking that they'll never see them again. then... Nothing.

Reader is fine, shrugging it off after their time should be up but now they have to deal with the chain being more mothering and protective of them. For a few days anyway until their curiosity takes over a little bit, wanting to try things that would be mildly poisonous to them, nothing that could possibly be fatal of course. The biggest shock to them would be things that are safe to them being dangerous to reader instead like if reader was lactose intolerant but didn't mention it until malon got them to try some lonlon milk and they didn't handle it well at all

[funstyle]

i think crocs are still ugly and thats part of the appeal. i think the beatles are fine. the word moist doesnt make me uncomfortable. pineapple on pizza is good. the office was funny. parks and rec was just okay. glee is bad and always was. david lynch dune is great. hot tubs arent gross. clowns arent scary theyre actually dope. johnny cash didnt need to cover hurt. you can kill spiders you dont have to let them go in the grass. saturday night fever sucks. people who start celebrating halloween in the summer are unbelievably annoying. the masked singer isnt a real show. they could realistically keep making fast n furious movies forever without compromising their artistic integrity because how much was there in the first place. every third "lactose intolerant" person you meet is lying about it for some reason. they should make independent spencers gifts stores outside of malls and build them really big like bass pro shops. eating at a ruby tuesdays is like eating in a funeral home. green tea is not a functional replacement for coffee. you can swallow as much gum as you want

[sarpedon]

im genuinely deeply concerned about the level to which people have normalized eating things that they're intolerant/mildly allergic to. lactose intolerant people making "i'll regret this later haha!" comments while eating an ice cream cone. the nigh ubiquitous jokes people make about eating taco bell and then being stuck on the toilet for 45 minutes because of it. like im so fucking serious if something causes you nausea, diarrhea, heart burn, bloating (REAL bloating, not whatever the fuck fitness influencers call bloating), migraines, extreme lethargy, hives, swollen tongue, or just general discomfort every time you eat it, you REALLY need to stop eating it.

you dont have to be in pain. food isnt supposed to hurt you.

[nonadjacent]

live reacting to ii3 e13 bc i haven't done one of these in a while

i genuinely forgot ii is releasing a new episode today good thing i pushed through with my sleep deprivation

inanimate insanity season 3 episode 13 spoilers

cw // silver spoon slander haha, caps, swearing

THEYRE A BUTTERFLY NOW OMGOLLY

non-binary solidarity real

flip that that that that that that that dwijibeo dwijibeo

oh lord what are they up to now...

intro jamming time to wake myself up i am going to pass out soon enough

SEVEN? OH MY GOD IM NOT PATYING ATTENTION

oh lord i am already having a bad feeling yin yang may get eliintated this episode

YOU WANT ZOME. MILK, WITH. THOSE COOKIEDS. FUCKL.

oh lord. isnt. one of them lactose or um. gluten intolerant.

see i am still. mad at silver spoon. bastard

i am so sleep deprived im so sorry

cabby yes

silver shut up already i m not in a good mood tonight

oh hm i remember this course so deja vu

wally

WALLY

OG GHOS

OH GOD.

MAYBE I SHOULD SHUT UP. WHYD I THINK WALLY.

cabbyang alliance please oh lord

they are holding my sanity in place

the nickloonbot siblings are cool but you two are holding my sanity ocmpletey

side. view. yinyang.

oh lord

I'M SORRY YY THROWING SAND OH MY GOD

AUDIBLE WHEEZE

grappling hook obby ii (real)_

WAIT.

WAIT.

NICKEL.

I.

aib and ii episode 1 moment

wait why are they on ice

OH MY GOD I REALLY NEED TO SLEEP

SILVER.

HUH.,

WHAT IS GOINFG.

NOOOO. YIN YANG.

OH MY GOD.

I AM GOING TO CRY TONIGHT I CAN ALREADY SENSE IT.

STOP.

I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY

SHUT SUP

SHUT UP.

STOP BRINGING UP BASEBALL. OH MY GOD,

i follow the bickel ceo on my personal tiktok they are so cool side tangent

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF NICKEL YES.

wait did he die

i got. a fucking. tang fruit juice ad. after he got squised.

OH.

cabby officially did the bee roblox game face

god i'm so going to sleep after this

did yall know i beat my 40 lines record at tetrio today i got 40 lines in 1:55 that's awesome for me

OH?.

OH GOD. ACTUALLY.

WHO CAN I TRUST ANYMORE.

IF. BOT OR BALLOON GET. BOOTED. I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.

OH. MY GOD.

I AM NOT DOING THIS TODAY.

DEAR GOD.

I NEED A SECOND.

I PAUSED THE VIDEO. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

MY PEOPLE-PLEASING, CONFLICT-HATING, MEDIATOR PERSONALITY CANNOT STAND THEM HAVING INFIGHTS WITH EACH OTHER.

i'm not gonna be a good psychologist, aren't I haha

I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW.

OH LORS.

I. ACTGUALLY PHYSICALLY CANNOT HIT THE PLAY BUTTON. NOT BECAUSE MY PC IS BROKEN, I JUST DON'T EWANT TO.

WHOA.

I AM SENSING CANDLE IS OUT JUST RIGHT NOW BUT LET'S SEE.

I.

AM

GENUINELY. SHOCKED.

I MEAN NONE OF MY FAVES GET ELIMINATED TODAY. BUT. WOW.

BALLOWOONW I LOVE YOU

nickloon divorce era

i am

i have a pit in my stomach right now actually

they're really making us never forget aboutclover baptising nickel with luck aren't they

OH?

OH I DID NOT CONNECT THAT ACTUALLY?

welp now nickel's no longer invincible

candle. i am sad you're gone but can i be honest it's kinda well-deserved.

I AM. SO USING THAT YANG THING. ON MY FRIENDS.

I'M RECORDING THATG AFTER THIS OH MY GOD

why is he smiling like a frog

you know when i thought ii

OH MYT FOASD SILVER SLPIN

WHOA. I AM SORRY FOR SLANDERING YOU TODAY THAT "ADAMATION" WAS SAD.

you know when i thought ii3 would be a funny haha season as a break from the depressing ii2? yeah, no. consider me wrong teehee

adam i do not have the money nor time... to buy my loml's plush...

[william-austin]

I'm bored as hell so here's a best friend appreciation for my one and only real friend banana (aka brooke)

link to their tiktok btw

first of all let's talk about the fact that someone tripped me at school and this bitch JUMPS OVER THE FUCKING TABLE because she thought I DIED. literally though they grabbed my hand and looked at me to see if I was alive or not. IF THATS NOT FUCKING FRIENDSHIP IDK WHAT IS 🤷‍♂️

second, I'm fucking honoured that they unmask when I'm with her cause like... I guess it means I'm a good... friend? I don't know but when I see them mask around other people I swear this girl is a whole different person. either way I love her-

third, they're one of the few few people I know IRL that like musicals and I love being around them cause at lunch we both sing heathers (sometimes BMC) and you know our friends definitely hate us cause I sing loud as hell and banana sings monotone and off key but whatever its still fun

fourth, they're just genuinely a good friend! she'll hear you out, help you out, ignore you (LMFAO), etc and I swear I don't fucking deserve this bitch :(

anyway back to the unusual, but kinda cute shit at number 5, they like pickles and bananas (obv) and I think? those are their safe foods (but I could be wrong, but they might have said so and I forgot) they are also lactose intolerant but enjoy cheese a lot so I'll grab cheese and pickles and surprise her with them and she gets so happy omg

sixth, I totally picked up on some of their stims and we'll stim together by complete accident. vocal, physical, you name it, we probably do it.

seventh, she put a cone on their head saying it was a hat and they also thought tilts yogurt was called tits

lastly, this is kinda funny but also not. anyways when banana gets heartburn they'll move they'll stim but it'll look like some sorta sign language gang sign communication (although it's literally just random hand flailing) and I'll just straight up copy her and go:

"what the fuck we doing"

and it's just fucking hilarious

ANYWAYY LOVE BANANA BROOKE MY NICKNAME FOR TOU DEFINITELY ISNT ' BROOKE LOHST' ON EVERY PLATFORM

enjoy some banana here (them + something I drew) \/

[galactic-mayhem]

my hungry ass went downstairs for a snack and when i went down there was this brunet guy dressed in a greenish tailcoat putting presents under the tree. i asked him if he was santa or something and he said no, santa only delivers presents to people with open chimneys and since my houses fireplace isnt a real fireplace he has to send someone else to go through the window instead. so im like youre just some other guy or do you work for santa or what and hes like its more of an uber type situation. i helped him unload the presents he had in his '83 olympics branded duffel bag and he told me that he feels bad for all the little kids who dont know any better and leave out milk and cookies because hes lactose intolerant and has to shit really badly the next day and hed rather people leave out some vodka and rice cakes instead. i asked him if the alcohol poisoning might kill him and he told me nobody has money for decent vodka anymore so it didnt really matter. When we got done i gave him a rice cake and helped him out of the window. He said his name was Horace so make sure you leave a shot of vodka and a couple rice cakes out for him tonight.

[alittleemo]

anyways the sue sylvester meme has honestly ruined my life bc i just apply it to everything now. like ill be lying in bed and my brain completely unprompted will be like: 

my stomach: i am going to create an environment that is so unreceptive to cheese 

and like i just have to live with that forever now. what the fuck

[antifainternational]

wait i get that the white race isnt real and all but how is wednesdat not real??? it was literally wednesday just last week

(for those wondering WTF, catch up with this Jacobin article on the social construction of race). Anon, we're telling you that Wednesday is real, but only insofar as humanity has agreed to measure time in a sequence of seven days, calling one of those days Wednesday. It's not objectively real, it's something society has agreed to accept as real only as a result of human interaction. In other words, a social construct. See also: the inherent value of money or precious metals or, as we were pointing out, race. "Race" is also a social construct where we all pretend that an arbitrary and often contradictory list of random traits (nose shape, skin color, hair kink, religion; but not height or lactose intolerance) and behaviours (religion, geographic origin; but not participation in sports) = a good way to categorize humans into a hierarchy. In other words, bullshit.

[aeirs-moved]

lactose intolerance isnt real youre just making that up to scare me-- OH GOD OH GOD WHAT IS THAT OHHHH FUCK OW OW OW

[fagsex]

re that last post: like my lactose intolerance became so much worse upon coming to europe. is that bc theres illegal amounts of lactose in european dairy products or that american dairy products are real 😱 no its bc theres more exposure to different lactose based cheeses in europe especially in france and to be frank cheeses with lesser lactose quantities are more popular in the states ie cheddar, colby, etc, and so is alternative milk. the states weren't feeding me fake cheese and europe isnt poisoning me different continents have different crops have different regulations have different ways of living and lifestyles. yes the FDA got cut a lot of funding recently and that's why theres been so many issues relating to food poisoning and production safety but that's because of cut funding not mass conspiracy that Big Food is trying to sedate us with fluoride or some shit (that is what ppl who believe in constant conspiracy sound like on this topic) it's that we had a shitbird for a president and his little gang of shitbirds cut funding for the literal Food and Drug Administration so now quality checks are low and since we have another shitbird gang they have not reinstated their previous funding. it's awful and heartbreaking but it is as simple as that

[spokelseskladden]

for the ask game, 9, 18, 19, 21, 26, 33, 35, & 43!

(hope that isnt too many lol)

9. which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee? Hot!

18. what hair products do you use? I use Jason's Aloe Vera + Prickly Pear Shampoo and conditioner, and that's pretty much it lol

19. imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails? Oh absolutely, I have a huge ass nail polish collection lol

21. something you’ve kept since childhood? I still have a stuffed animal that my grandpa bought for me the day I was born, it's a Dalmatian, and like with pretty much any toy I had, it's still in surprisingly good condition!

26. a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times? Me, finally getting to tell the entitled, rude and despicable customers exactly what I think about them🥰

33. the last adventure you’ve been on? My last real adventure was probably my trip to Trondheim, it was absolutely amazing to go exploring! I looked for ghosts in Nidarosdomen, but sadly I didn't find that bloody monk everyone talks about :/

35. what’s your timezone? GMT+2 (or +1 depending on daylight saving time? Idk it isn't normal to know about that kind of stuff here)

43. what’s your take on spicy foods? The spicier, the better!! Even though I lost a spice eating contest once because I drank the milk and it made me sick cause I'm lactose intolerant lmao

[thesunshinydays]

[insert blaseball fic title here]

a wip for @blaseballwipamnesty about lenny marijuana learning how to deal with splort related anxiety before her first game, all as part of my scheme to put more real sports things into blaseball content. theres a lot more that i want to add to this including scenes from the game itself, but i just havent gotten around to it yet. also, this is @waveridden ‘s sister!lenny because thats my favorite lenny. overall id say it isnt even halfway done, though i do intend on finishing it at some point

i put it under a readmore because it needs content warning for food and a very frank discussion of dealing with a nervous stomach

“Okay so, I’m not nervous,” Lenny says, feeling like she might throw up at any moment. She’s looking down at what would normally be a perfectly appetizing waffle.  It has a chunk cut out, separated from the rest with a fork stuck in it.  She had tried to take a bite.  She really had.  But the idea of actually having to eat it was making her even more nauseous, so she is staring at it instead, as if that will let her passively absorb the calories she needs to pitch her first real game out of the shadows.  She is pointedly *not* looking at Mike Townsend sitting across from her as she continues speaking: “But let’s say, hypothetically, I know someone who is pitching their first game today and is nervous about it.  What advice would you suggest I pass along to them?”

“Well, first,” Mike says, “it’s normal to be nervous, so your friend shouldn’t feel bad about that.  Any athlete that says they’ve never been nervous for a competition is a liar.”

“Really? I’ve never been nervous, ever,” Lenny lies.

“Oh, obviously. But for your friend: the secret to maximizing personal performance isn’t about not feeling anxious, it’s about learning how to work with that anxiety in a productive way and knowing that you can perform your best even while nervous,” Mike rattles off rotely.

“Why does this sound familiar?” Lenny asks.

“Because it’s in the presentation that the splort psychologist gives during every preseason training camp, which, I might add, your friend would know if she didn’t, hm, I don’t know, fall asleep in the middle of it,” he says.

“At least I don’t know it word for word,” she snaps back.

“I thought it was your friend who needed advice?” Mike looks a little smug and Lenny kicks him lightly under the table in retaliation. He laughs.

“Are you gonna give me real advice or what?” Lenny asks. She tried to make it sound biting or sarcastic, but she’s not sure it worked. She looks down again at her waffle chunk and pushes it around the plate. Teddy had worked hard to talk the hotel manager into opening up the waffle station at around four in the afternoon for the team, since it was normally reserved for complimentary breakfasts.  She knew this wasn’t the team’s standard operating procedure. Normally, they’d go wherever they wanted for lunch, but Teddy had suggested this today instead. She feels shitty having to let the effort go to waste. She looks back up at Mike and says, “Quit it with the stupid psycho babble and give me something actionable, I feel like I’m gonna hurl.” 

“Well first off, milk is the wrong choice,” he says as he takes her barely touched glass of whole milk and pushes his untouched glass of orange juice toward her. 

He thought something like this might happen and got the juice for me in the first place, that fucking sneak, Lenny realizes.

“Second,” Mike says, ”stop trying to force yourself to eat if you feel like you can’t. It’s better to snack throughout the day if your stomach won’t settle than to eat a bunch at once. The ideal would be dried fruit and jerky so that you get carbs and protein to give you energy in the moment and through the course of the game, but we can make trail mix work.”

“Can’t, peanut allergy,” Lenny says.

“We can get you one with granola and almonds. Also, if you really, really can’t eat during the game, at least make sure you’re drinking a sports drink. It’s a lot of sugar, but it’s better than nothing and will keep you hydrated. Also, if you’ve recently had a lot of dairy, you might think about taking a lactaid.”

Lenny squints at him. “Those pills for lactose intolerant people? But I’m not--”

Mike cuts her off before she can finish. “I know, but it might help digestion go smoother and faster anyway, or at least placebo effect you into thinking it’s working.” 

“Okay, I was giving you shit earlier but this is actually really helpful.”  Lenny’s impressed. Somewhere along the line she had starting thinking of Mike as her weird mom friend -- her mind briefly supplies “adopted brother” but she stomps on that line of thinking before she can let herself analyze it -- and had forgotten that he was also one of the most famous (or infamous) pitchers in the ILB with half a dozen or so seasons of experience.

“My stomach isn’t quite as bad as yours, but I did used to get really nervous for games,” he admits.

“Used to? What changed? I thought you said anyone who says they never get nervous is a liar?” she asks.

“It’s not like I never get nervous, it’s just that… after enough games you start to get used to being nervous. That and well, after everything that’s happened, my perspective has shifted.” He gives a small shrug and looks past her out a window.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” She knows she shouldn’t even have to ask. She asks anyway.

“The only games I get really, really nervous for anymore are eclipse games,” Mike says, still looking away, “‘Cause how I perform determines how long we stay on the field.”

[shyrose57]

Brothers anon, sorry I've been gone for a while. To be honest I found out about Pokémon Uranium and I've been playing it non-stop for the last few days. And now I have a massive brain fart and can not remember a certain event in the story for the life of me for some reason. I know it happened I just don't know what happened. 

14: They'd both roll into a ball and if you throw them fast and hard enough it'll be like playing bowling! It happens when their all asleep, and about a month after Foolish. It happens because while everyone else is sleeping, Ranbob isnt, as he just cant sleep. So he's sat just outside the cave they stopped in, staring at the stars. When Raq sneaks up behind him, originally he planned to get Ran by using a mix of posion and slowness, but upon seeing Ranbob he takes advantage and gets him instead. So he shots him with a slowness/fatigue arrow and when Ranbob eventually falls asleep, he comes and gets him. Because he wants Ran though he leaves a message in enderian, then takes Ranbob to a camp with a few other hunters. 

Ran is pissed and acts impulsively, though his anger is used to mask the desperation, horror, and sadness he feels. Everyone else  are also mad yet scared, and are stuck between immediately going to help or taking time to come up with a plan. Specifically between Watson, Isaac, and Benjamin wanting to wait to come up with a plan. And Grievous, Cletus, and Jackie wanting to immediately go rescue him. While Charles focuses more on making sure Ran doesnt run off without anyone else...which he does anyway. They eventually settle on planning but that's ruined when Ran runs off and everyone has to scramble to wake up and follow after him. 

They get him back within a week actually so very fast. They get him back by Ran running off to the camp he had seen remains of eailer (it looked like a often camped at spot so it makes sense to check there) and since he got there at night no one saw him. Which gave him a chance to look around and find where Ranbob was. By the time the others caught up to him, the sun was rising and he was running to hide in the forest. They spend the next day observing the camp and what everyone does, then that night they launch a suprise attack where Ran manages to grab his brother and run away. Though he does get shot. 

In the aftermath Ran is poisoned with the same stuff his currently barely lucid brother is, and barely manage to get them to a safe spot. Where the others eventually find them and take to watching over and eventually grabbing them and running futher away. And when their finally in a safe spot and the brothers are awake and left alone, theres a bit of a heart to heart between the two that allows each to tell their side of things, and opens tons of doors for them. The heart to heart ends with them both apologizing and hugging, and at a later time (not sure when yet) during the night they comfort eachother and end up sleeping next to eachother. 

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Not super often, but it comes into play for little stuff. Like the entire group is just mining when Ranboo just runs into a gaint vein of emeralds. Oh yes, he actually walks into a lake to get something he dropped when suddenly he's in extreme pain. And while the others treat his burns his brother is just silently disappointed that he didn't know he couldn't go into water. Ran knows well enough to avoid it from his time alone, Ranbob after the above accident tries to avoid water but forgets at time, while Ranboo will avoid water he also is the kind of person to just step into water because he can (its like that moment in one of his streams where they where talking about lactose intolerance people and how they just chug milk because they refuse to let natural selection take them.). 

Stealing items (which will get them almost killed), hiding things from people, the typical putting their bedroll over a hole, pushing Phil into water and running from him when he emerges pissed, etc. 

They have 3 main ones 1. Something malfunctioned with Karl's time traveling watch and sent all of them back to a time already visited, and because of the malfunction the watch as almost completely broke, leaving them stuck until its fixed. 2. Dream is behind it since he's in both worlds and found a way to break the time barrier and sent them back so they wouldn't get in his way. 3. God hates them. 

They do! Because they are stuck in the future. And because everything else that used to cause the anger and sparks the fights are gone now, and any current existing spite or problems between people are put on hold so they can find out how to escape. And with those factors out of the way they manage to actually talk and get to know eachother. 

I like to think that Techno and Phil have never gotten along with Dream (the only reason Techno ever worked with Dream is because it was for a common goal/interest, and it took more priority than killing eachother), and want to kill him for multiple reasons (Tommy, Wilbur, Ranboo, Fundy, etc) and will gladly take any excuse to kill him. The fact Dream went this far to harm this many people makes them disgusted and determined to finally follow through and kill him. There no real start to the ire between them all, they just never liked Dream from the start and all he's done has done nothing but depend it. Brfore knowing their reasons for being hesitant, their mad that Tubbo and Karl are even hesitanting in killing Dream. But after their explanation for their hesitation, everyone actually freezes and realizes, "Oh shit their right." And instead start to plan to find a soild way home first that won't collapse on them, then kill Dream. Which is easier said than done. 

He said what I said last time with the Technoblade stuff. But he also just kinda yelled at them about how Ran needs to stop ignoring evidence and how Ranbob needs to stand up for himself. He also empathizes that they need to think of how the others view this all, how it affects them, how they focused solely on themselves and now need to start focusing on others. 

Also you got a cat? May I see cat or no?

Pokemon are always awesome. Is the game any good? But good to have you back, Brothers Anon.

14: They could make a game out of it, when they're bored. Ill-advised, but certainly an interesting time!

Why does Raq know Enderian? How's Ranbob's time at the camp, if he's even aware of it, since you said he's out of it? Ran gets shot? If Ranbob's barely lucid, how does it effect Ran? How does that go, with both of them out of it?

They hug? Does Ran admit he was worried? Do they do this when they're more lucid, or no? How's the morning after this whole show go?

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Can you imagine how everybody feels? They're mining for hours, Ranboo, five minutes in, comes out with half a stack of emeralds. The confusion, the bewilderment. Beautiful.

Ranbob: Oops, dropped something.

Water: *burns him*

Ranbob: *shocked pikachu face*

*Months later*

Ranbob: Oops, dropped something-

They just? Walk into water sometimes? Good lord, their poor groups. Imagine having to try and keep your endermen friends from taking a tip purely out of spite.

It sounds like these guys have more of a death wish than anything. Pushing Phil into water is just asking to die.

Pfft. God hates them? Who proposed that one? Hilarious image that invokes. They're all just sitting in a circle, throwing out ideas, very tired. Someone throws out theory number three. Everyone agrees immediately.

Very nice! Are we getting more found family here?

This implies Techno to be fairly closer with the mentioned people, if he's angry with Dream for what was done to them. What's his relationship with them all in this AU?

How does that whole thing go, with them originally being upset with Karl and Tubbo? Is it something that just comes out immediately, and is quickly resolved, or is it something that rolls out over the course of a few days?

Ranboo has very good advice, but also, like? Mr. Typically And Possibly Literally Spineless telling his descendant to stand up for himself? How did his group react to that?

Here is the kitty in question, Muff.

She's very energetic, but she plays a bit rough, and keeps gnawing on my fingers.

[noritoshiikamo]

its mind boggling how a lot of people overshare everything online, in their carrd or tumblr lol

kinda lmaooooo jhrfbrgbfhfh my name isnt even a real name does school stop doing internet safety lesson or what im confused i mean i feel like ive leaked a lot of my personal info online but its like everywhere and i dont think anyone have time to find them all

idk what yall gonna use with the fact that im lactose intolerant and i have 8 cats but u do u ppl