#laaj

[rajeshwar73]

द्रौपदी की कहानी में छिपे ये राज़, जिन्हें जानकर आप भी हैरान रह जाएंगे!

[vellhighbandi]

Hareee Krishnaa

Hareee Rama

Krishna Krishna

Hare Hare

[qalbofnight]

Mere Ghar ki deewaron mein qaid hain,Hanste hue bacchon ki awazein , jaati hui scooter ka dhuwan , aane waley logon ke hathon ke nishanaat , baap ke munh se nikli teekhi baatein aur roti hui Maa ki awazein

In diwaron ne dekha hai budhey baadhey logon ka Jana Nanhey bacche ka aana , talkh e aab o Dana , zawal o urooj e zamana , aurat ka tanhayi mein gungunana,

Ghar ki diwarein musnif hoti hai aur Ghar ki diwarein hain shayar bhi , Ghar ki diwarein laaj e Adam ka parda hain , yahi to hifz -e- jaan mardaan hain ,

Meri darkhwast hai Apni aabayi asal Na chodi jaye Ghar ki dewaarein na todi jayein

[ramayantika]

Not this man going hai kalyug ki draupadi ab na kanhaiya madhav aayenge kyunki laaj sharam pani ki tarah kho chuki and shit what not saying ab kapde pehenne bolo toh mahabharat chidh jati hai. He ended with this line that aur isike karan aane vali pidi (generation) kabhi maa ka aanchal nahi dekh payegi kyunki voh jeans pehenti hai

And I will forever hate men for this because I am done having to see men and their stupid comments and views for women's clothing jab saala khud jeans tshirt mein photo rakha hai DP

Maryada laaj sirf stri ke shareer pe latke uske kapde se hoga uska shareer ko sirf sexualize karna aata hai voh choti bachi ho ya 80 ki dadi.

Tum Sare mard ek jaise hi ho aur kuch nahi

(Jisko offense lena ho bhai lelo)

[ishuess]

Ireland se jeet ki khushi kyun manaa rhe hain? Inse haar ki ummeed kisne ki thi.

Abhi abhi toh bat pakadna hi seekhe hain😮‍💨😮‍💨

Pakistan ke saamne laaj rakhna humaari bass kohli bapu aur pandya bhau. Baaki Team INDIA ko full support rahega💪 (iss election se overconfident hone ki aadat chorr di hai isliye😮‍💨)

LeHraAAA DOOOOOO!!🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[hyena616]

Gt ne lag di mental health ki laaj 🤞

[thefallenangelsgang]

Silly lil' OC Tag Game?

Tagged by the magnanimous @fablewritesnonsense

Link for the picrew

Tagging (as always no pressure): @helena-bug @meteoratheopposed

Like Fable was lamenting, this Picrew is woefully bereft of facial hair and POC features (and I am choosing to lament the lack of stereotypical masculine features). I chose to do all my AFAB Fallout characters as much justice as I could. So without further ado, meet the family!

In order of appearance:

Blaise Tricoli - Ex Railroad Operative, Genderqueer Lesbian (she/they), Sole Survivor

Laaj "Lark" Parish - Brotherhood of Steel Elder (ooohhh spoilers~), Cis Pansexual (she/her), Sole Survivor

Amara Perry - General of the Minutemen, Cis Straight (she/her), Sole Survivor

Francesca "Phasma" Shipp - Institute Codename "Mother", Cis Asexual (she/her), Sole Survivor

Reyes "Spartan" Aritza - NCR Ambassador, Nonbinary Queer (they/them), Courier Six

Hannah Doyle - Star Paladin of the Brotherhood of Steel, Agender Aro/Ace (any pronouns), Lone Wanderer

All these babes are a part of my clusterfuck of a retelling of Fallout 4. @fablewritesnonsense 's wonderful fic Nuclear Family is very similar in it's premise though Fable isn't crazy enough to have 7 Sole Survivors. They are normal and went with only 2. I, on the other hand, seem to be a masochist when it comes to my writing and like juggling 20+ people right off the bat and then only adding to that number as time goes on (I've been working on an "intimate" christmas oneshot for YEARS and this close family gathering has 50 fucking people. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE ENSEMBLE FICTION SO MUCH???)

Anyways, the three Sole Survivors missing are Louis DeSalva, Atticus Bruley, and Zebediah Kahan. All three are Cis (He/him) and varying levels of queer. Louis and Zeb work with the Railroad, Atticus is a Paladin with the BoS.

As with my BG3 stuff, there is no promise of a fanfiction ever coming to fruition. These blorbos live rent free in the mind palace and occasionally get their world shaken around like a snow globe to see if any new ideas shake out of it. There are a few more OCs connected to these characters (A few blasts from the past to rock the foundations) but I am going to preserve a level of mystery to the story still lmao. One day I'll write up a ridiculously long summary of the story. One day lmao

Goodnight, Good luck, Godspeed, Gangnam Style, And All That ✨Jazz✨

[toomagazineperfection]

A zight of war.

A war of my might.

A haha tala maith.

A diet of her vaisa.

A lover baisa.

A raath kahani.

A saans de la bari.

A sight of her holi.

A laaj-maram se de diya de kaloop.

Se siya dene di bora.

She was.

Sunidhi

[eenameenadeekaa]

AAYE NA KAISE MOHE LAAJ SAJNAA

[emulation-0]

kaiseeeee banjara mann ki baat mein aaye kaiseeeee ek raja ko manmeet banaye kaiseeeee pehnu mein pyaar ka yeh taj sajnaaa karte hoon tum kyun dil peh raj sajnaaa dhoom taana tanatananana dhoom taana tanatananana dhoom taana dhir na dhir na mriganaini tu na jaane prem kitna mere mann mein hai yeh bechaini maangti hai roop joh tere yovan mein hai mere meet tere geet tere geet mein hai preet teri preet meri jeet goriyeee meri jeet mein bhi haar meri haar mein hai pyaar mere pyaar mein ikraar goriyeee bhool ke saare kaamkaaj sajniiiiii chhune de ang mohe aaj sajniiiiii aaye na kaise mohe laaj sajnaaaaa chhuna na dekho mohe aaj sajnaaaaa dhoom taana tanatananana dhoom taana tanatananana dhoom taana dhir na dhir na dhoom taana tanatananana dhoom taana tanatananana dhoom taana dhir na dhir na

[vellhighbandi]

haan to aap log merko Sharma bula lo... waise bhi adhe log Sharma hi bulate.. (kyunki laaj sharam to main paani me ghont ke pii gyi)

[ramayantika]

Matlab yeh chutiya ladka log sab itni ghatiya harkat karke laaj sharam chorrke seena chauda karke sab kar paa rahe hai and I am here being so damn afraid of doing the right things and taking control of my own life.

Fuck this I want to be a nightmare to all those kind of men

[lyricsssdotin]

Laaj Sharam Lyrics

Singer:Divya Kumar, Jasleen Royal, EnbeeAlbum:Veere Di Wedding Bade budhon ne kaha hai, Munni!SSSaj dhajna bura hai, Munni!BBbe careful, aag lagegi Jo tu sajegi sabki bajegiLa la la lipstick laake Main toh chalna ae short-skirt paa keMain toh nachna ae club vich aake Jo tu sajegi sabki bajegiHey! ni tu rajj ke saj le ajjHey! ni tu rajj ke nach le ajjHey! main tere sadke sadkeDil kadd ke…

[apexmission]

Beautiful naat Bande hatho ki meri laaj recited by Muhammad Sharif and ...

[whyarabella]

[31/03, 21:41] .: kal ghar pe chicken biriyani bani thi

[31/03, 21:42] .: innocently nails paint kare

[31/03, 21:42] .: sniff karne lagi idk why

[31/03, 21:42] .: now eyes are watering

[31/03, 21:42] .: and head is aching

[31/03, 21:42] .: 5 more days

[31/03, 21:43] .: (redacted)

[31/03, 21:43] .: padhne ke mann kyu nahi kar raha

[31/03, 21:43] .: ye mann ab exam ke baad hi karega iktr

[31/03, 21:44] .: chocolate ice cream khaane ka itna mann ho raha hai

[31/03, 21:44] .: mujhe koi fudge laake do

[31/03, 21:44] .: i will finish the entire tub in one go

[31/03, 21:44] .: but it's so late :(

[31/03, 21:45] .: so no ice cream or brownie for charvi

[31/03, 21:45] .: abhi ghar pe machli bana hai

[31/03, 21:45] .: khaane ka mann hi nahi ho raha

[31/03, 21:45] .: idk why

[31/03, 21:45] .: maa ki yaad aa rahi hai

[31/03, 21:45] .: maa as in mausi

[31/03, 21:45] .: she's in dausa

[31/03, 21:46] .: lately all she talks about is fashion

[31/03, 21:46] .: oh shit

[31/03, 21:46] .: neend aa rahi hai

[31/03, 21:46] .: that's a win!!

[31/03, 21:46] .: humane sleeping time

[31/03, 21:47] .: humane ka meaning google kara

[31/03, 21:47] .: itni kitni anpadh hu mai

[31/03, 21:47] .: sane sleeping time

[31/03, 21:47] .: normal sleeping time

[31/03, 21:47] .: kal ek cousin ka birthday hai

[31/03, 21:47] .: such a weird day to be born right

[31/03, 21:48] .: but it's not like he had any control over it

[31/03, 21:48] .: the last time i met him and his mom

[31/03, 21:48] .: kitna daanta tha unhone mujhe

[31/03, 21:48] .: 12th ke marks ke liye

[31/03, 21:48] .: aur 10th ke marks ke liye

[31/03, 21:48] .: 10th ke marks??

[31/03, 21:49] .: aur kaha mummy ko bolo dhyaan de tumpe

[31/03, 21:49] .: mai bete pe dekho kitna dhyan deti thi

[31/03, 21:49] .: whatever whatever

[31/03, 21:52] .: waha to nahi roi

[31/03, 21:52] .: ghar aakar mummy ke pass roi

[31/03, 21:52] .: mummy ne zyada fucks nahi diye

[31/03, 21:53] .: aur attention seeking whore to mai hu hi

[31/03, 21:53] .: bhaiyya ke pass jaake roi

[31/03, 21:53] .: bhaiyya ne in true guy fashion bola

[31/03, 21:53] .: hota hai hota hai

[31/03, 21:53] .: we had chocolate pastries afterwards tho

[31/03, 21:53] .: phir maa (mausi) ghar aayi

[31/03, 21:54] .: bhaiyya ne sab bataya unhe

[31/03, 21:54] .: maa ne legit neelam mausi ko call kara then and there

[31/03, 21:54] .: aur khub sunaya

[31/03, 21:54] .: ki tyohar ke din beti ko rula diya

[31/03, 21:54] .: ganesh chaturthi thi i guess

[31/03, 21:55] .: itna khayal hai to khud aake dekh jaya kar na kya haal chaal hai iska

[31/03, 21:55] .: khayal wayal kuch hai nahi bas daantne me number 1

[31/03, 21:56] .: kaise banaya professor tujhe ye college walo ne

[31/03, 21:56] .: aur tere bete ki jo itni tareef kar rahi hai

[31/03, 21:56] .: etc etc etc

[31/03, 21:56] .: kha gayi ekdum

[31/03, 21:56] .: neelam mausi ko sunaya maa ne

[31/03, 21:56] .: tab phir i started feeling good

[31/03, 21:57] .: that tells you how much of a bitch i am

[31/03, 21:57] .: ayyyeee haayyyyeeeee

[31/03, 21:57] .: itna spam

[31/03, 21:58] .: neelam mausi's husband works in gurugram but wo sabko cambodia batati hai

[31/03, 21:59] .: and she once falsely accused her neighbour

[31/03, 21:59] .: tabse humari family hates her

[31/03, 21:59] .: and she lies so much

[31/03, 21:59] .: like so fucking much

[31/03, 21:59] .: unki puri family paagal hai

[31/03, 22:00] .: i don't like them at all

[31/03, 22:00] .: why are the worst people i know

[31/03, 22:00] .: winning at life

[31/03, 22:00] .: inke life ka trajectory

[31/03, 22:00] .: inke character se affect nahi hota kya

[31/03, 22:00] .: whatever happened to karma

[31/03, 22:01] .: merko kuch laaj sharam bhi nahi aa rahi abhi itna spam karne me

[31/03, 22:01] .: nikki ka result aaya

[31/03, 22:01] .: she's sad ki marks kam aaye

[31/03, 22:02] .: last time 94.70 the

[31/03, 22:02] .: iss baar 94.60 aaye

[31/03, 22:02] .: 5th me

[31/03, 22:03] .: school ne koi naya K+ section start kara hai for the bright kids

[31/03, 22:03] .: they test all the students and top 20 or 30 qualify for it i guess

[31/03, 22:03] .: nikki ka selection ho gaya

[31/03, 22:03] .: to wo room me aake suna gayi

[31/03, 22:04] .: ki aapka to nahi hua tha na dekho mera ho gaya

[31/03, 22:04] .: behen mere time pe to tha hi nahi aisa kuch 😭😭

[31/03, 22:05] .: ye gadha 82 pe naach raha hai

[31/03, 22:05] .: MRF ka bat

[31/03, 22:05] .: uske liye

[31/03, 22:05] .: wo bat dekhte hi laga

[31/03, 22:05] .: future me kabhi na kabhi

[31/03, 22:06] .: pitna to likha hai isse

[31/03, 22:06] .: the reason better be fun

[31/03, 22:07] .: i remember mere school time pe mera result dekhke the most common reaction i got was

[31/03, 22:07] .: "i thought you were intelligent"

[31/03, 22:08] .: like????

[31/03, 22:08] .: idk tumhara judgement about me was wrong no now how's that my fault 😭😭

[31/03, 22:09] .: once i told a teacher

[31/03, 22:09] .: the teacher basically saw my answer sheets

[31/03, 22:09] .: some substitute teacher

[31/03, 22:10] .: and she was like

[31/03, 22:10] .: i mean i was sitting very silently

[31/03, 22:10] .: quietly

[31/03, 22:11] .: she comes to me and she just sees my marks randomly and my percentage was 80 smthng

[31/03, 22:11] .: this was in 8th standard

[31/03, 22:11] .: the teacher goes like hmm your scores are decent your %age will be in 80s, that's good enough no

[31/03, 22:11] .: then why so sad

[31/03, 22:11] .: and i was like

[31/03, 22:12] .: parents want over 95%

[31/03, 22:12] .: if your parents scold you

[31/03, 22:12] .: let them meet me at the ptm

[31/03, 22:12] .: i was like no no no

[31/03, 22:12] .: they ain't gonna scold me

[31/03, 22:13] .: just prohibit me from participating in all the extracurricular activities

[31/03, 22:13] .: and ask me to focus more on my textbooks

[31/03, 22:13] .: she's like still let them meet me

[31/03, 22:13] .: ritu ma'am was her name i guess

[31/03, 22:13] .: she asks me my name

[31/03, 22:13] .: i say charvi

[31/03, 22:13] .: she goes like

[31/03, 22:13] .: "you're charvi??!!"

[31/03, 22:13] .: with like sm shock

[31/03, 22:14] .: and im like yeah why

[31/03, 22:14] .: like i've been charvi for almost 13 years now but never got such a reaction from anyone

[31/03, 22:14] .: obviously i didn't say this

[31/03, 22:14] .: i was just like why what happened

[31/03, 22:14] .: she was a new teacher

[31/03, 22:14] .: joined just a few weeks ago

[31/03, 22:15] .: she said

[31/03, 22:15] .: no i've heard a lot about charvi

[31/03, 22:15] .: you're a brilliant kid

[31/03, 22:15] .: from you even i would have expected not 95 but at least 97 or 98

[31/03, 22:15] .: i was like

[31/03, 22:15] .: pissed off ofc

[31/03, 22:16] .: i go like

[31/03, 22:16] .: ma'am im far from brilliant

[31/03, 22:16] .: def not brilliant in the way anyone would want me to be

[31/03, 22:17] .: my grades are mostly A2 and sometimes A1

[31/03, 22:17] .: she's like really then why do all the teachers praise you so much

[31/03, 22:17] .: idk what came over me

[31/03, 22:17] .: i just said

[31/03, 22:18] .: it's because i participate in literally all the extracurricular activities

[31/03, 22:18] .: she's like but a lot of other kids do too right

[31/03, 22:19] .: i say nobody is as active outside of the classroom as me and besides i win the most number of prizes in quizzes

[31/03, 22:19] .: idk i said it in the wrong way i guess

[31/03, 22:19] .: pura saal they didn't let me participate in any other quiz or activity moye moye

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