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naomijoestar · 2 months ago
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hieee :))!! would it be fine if i could request on la squadra?
like if everyone but formaggio and the reader went either grocery shopping or somewhere else and came back to see the two of them doing a duo in karaoke and singing ‘bring me to life’ by evanescence dramatically while the stove is on fire 😭😭
(is it fine if reader has she/her pronouns?) thank yuu remember to take care of yourself!! :3
Masterlist here <3
This is honestly very cute! I love formaggio so much, I hope you enjoy <3 also I quite literally have that song memorized, it’s so good!
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Formaggio and you and karaoke chaos
The apartment was supposed to be peaceful for once. Everyone but Formaggio and you had gone grocery shopping,a rare occurrence given the team’s usual chaos. With the absence of yelling, crashing furniture, or Risotto’s death glares, it should have been a serene afternoon.
But no.
Because here you were, gripping a karaoke mic, standing next to Formaggio, who was passionately belting out the chorus of bring me to lofe by evanescence.
“WAKE ME UP INSIIIDE!” he screamed dramatically, dropping to one knee like he was performing for a sold-out arena.
“CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK!” you shrieked back, your voice cracking but fully committed.
The two of you locked eyes, feeding off each other’s chaotic energy as if this was the most important duet of your lives.
That was when it happened.
A strange woosh sound came from the kitchen, and your eyes widened in horror as you saw flames licking up the side of the stove. The spaghetti pot you had definitely forgotten about was now part of a culinary disaster.
“Oh… crap,” Formaggio muttered mid-chorus, still holding the mic like he was about to go for another verse.
“THE STOVE’S ON FIRE!” you screamed, dropping the mic with a clatter.
Instead of panicking like a normal person, Formaggio just grinned, eyes gleaming with manic glee. “It’s got drama, yakno? Fits the vibe.”
“FORMAGGIO, GET THE EXTINGUISHER!” you yelled, frantically waving your arms toward the smoke.
Right on cue, the front door creaked open, and the rest of La Squadra walked in, bags of groceries in hand. Silence blanketed the room as everyone processed the scene.
You, wide-eyed and panicked, standing near the flaming stove.
Formaggio, grinning like he was having the time of his life, still clutching the karaoke mic.
And smoke curling toward the ceiling.
Melone blinked. “…Are they performing evanescence or summoning a demon?”
“Both,” Prosciutto deadpanned, dropping his bag on the counter.
Risotto’s crimson eyes narrowed dangerously as he surveyed the situation. Without a word, he stomped toward the fire extinguisher, spraying the flames until they hissed out with a pathetic whimper.
“Explain,” Risotto said, his voice low and deadly.
“Well,” Formaggio shrugged, unbothered, “sometimes you just gotta sing your heart out?”
“…And burn down the apartment?”
You winced. “It was an accident! We got carried away!”
Silence.
Then, much to your surprise, Ghiaccio broke into uncontrollable laughter. “You idiots,” he wheezed, tears forming in his eyes. “This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen—and that’s saying a lot coming from me!”
Despite the lingering smoke and Risotto’s glare, Formaggio slung an arm around your shoulders, grinning like you’d just won a karaoke championship.
“Totally worth it,” he whispered conspiratorially.
And honestly? You kind of agreed.
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If you’d like anything tweaked let me know! Also I was rereading some of my older posts and I noticed I have a habit of forgetting to add a period at the end of paragraphs and it made me cringe seeing it lol, so I’m trying to fix that now!
If you enjoyed this make sure to check out my other posts, and if you’d like anything specific written for a jjba character/squad you can request it if my requests are open!
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drgirlfrienddd · 3 months ago
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| team bonding (´▽`ʃƪ) 💞
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chronicallyonline101 · 5 months ago
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YOU GUYS.
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ARE WE EXCITED??!?!?!?!?!?!?
I DID THE SURVEY IM SO EXCITED FOR THE MAGAZINE TO COME OUT. 65 WHOLE PAGES OF THE SQUAD. 65. WHOLE. PAGES. AND MAYBE THERE WILL BE SOME GELATO AND SORBET CONTENT TOO???? THEY ARE ALWAYS NEGLECTED
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sisterkosho · 6 months ago
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I’m gonna be sick. I can’t believe this is real, THIS DOESN’T FEEL REAL… AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WE FINALLY HAVE FIGURES. LOOK AT THEM! LA SQUADRA NATION, WE WON!
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dicentsalve · 7 months ago
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All I'm capable of is memes
And I don't regret anything
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k0mibee · 19 days ago
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“Smoke Break”
I haven’t drawn in a very long time and I was looking back at some things and this was my most recent “full piece”.
I want to set the goal for myself to at least finish this :)
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yamsgarden · 9 months ago
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paper squadra all animation tests
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monkiinart · 9 months ago
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late night squadra doodlez
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mskrysta-art · 10 months ago
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Please more role swap au for la squadra!
I've had this thought too, I like to think they're relations with trish!!!!
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Drawing them brings me sm joy !
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electricangei · 3 months ago
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[SOME] JOJO Winter Magazine translations by me!!
[warning translations are not 100% accurate as I used my limited Japanese skills and a translator for this]
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vixensmart · 10 months ago
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La Squadra x Reader: Watching Your Drink
A/N: CW for drugging/slipping things into your drink.
Context: You and your S/O decide to go out for the night to a bar. For a moment, you excuse yourself and ask them to watch your drink while you're gone.
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Risotto Nero
Risotto places his hand over your drink and pulls it closer to him. He knows he looks scary enough to deter any potential creeps from even thinking about slipping anything into your drink, but he's still vigilant. He's got a deadly stare going on, ensuring he intimidates anybody with ill intent from an attempt.
If anybody has the balls to try and slip anything into your drink, they're dead. You'll know it was Risotto's doing, too. The person will have razor-blades growing out of their eyes, or a pair of scissors stuck in their throat, or something of the sort. He commits these acts quite coldly and calmly, which frightens the other patrons at the bar. However, no one really has sympathy for someone who was trying to spike a drink, so the creep is quickly forgotten about.
When you return to your seat, Risotto will pass your drink back to you. It was well protected. But the rim of your glass is warm.
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Prosciutto
Prosciutto takes your drink and places a napkin on top of it, keeping a watchful eye over it. He neglects his own drink for a while, feeling as though he might forget about yours if he indulges too much. Anyone who seems suspicious, he keeps an eye on.
If he finds someone trying to get to your drink, he'll use Grateful Dead to age them to death. And not quickly. Prosciutto is not one to throw any punches at the creep. He much prefers to make them suffer for ever thinking they could drug his S/O and try to harm them.
Prosciutto removes the napkin only after you've sat down again. He reassures you nothing happened to your drink while he kicks some dust under the bar.
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Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio takes your drink into his hands after you excuse yourself. He thinks about freezing it, but remembers alcohol can't exactly freeze. Instead, he freezes the condensation on your glass and turns it into a protective barrier. Nobody is getting past that. Not on his watch, at least. Anyone whose eyes linger on your drink is getting the signature Ghiaccio death stare, which is usually enough to deter any creeps.
If someone is desperate enough to bring a heat gun or a hair dryer to try and spike your drink, Ghiaccio still has the situation under control. Unlike Prosciutto and Risotto, he won't kill them. Rather, this hot-head will scream at the top of his lungs and bring all the attention in the room towards the offender. Most likely, no hands will be thrown. The offender is usually so startled and embarassed, they get the hell out of dodge.
Once you return, Ghiaccio unfreezes the ice around your drink so you can continue enjoying it. You're astonished at the fact that your drink feels a lot colder than when the bartender served it to you.
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Illuso
Like this asshole wouldn't just let your drink get spiked on purpose
Illuso is quite nonchalant about the whole thing. He doesn't cover your drink with anything, or make any moves to pull it closer to him. You worry he might not be paying attention, but he is. Illuso is confident he can keep your drink from being messed with without much stress. He's using the mirrors around the bar to watch any person who might be eyeing your drink a little too hard.
If someone should attempt to put anything in your drink, Illuso will catch them and pull them into the mirror world with him. He won't kill them, but he will rough them up a bit and frighten them. He's a big man, and he knows he can handle it if they should fight back. After a little beat down and a couple threats on their lives and families, he'll toss them out of the bar himself.
Illuso will proudly tell you about the poor excuse of a human he just tore a new one. All while he has a new drink for you, instead of the one you had been drinking. He won't admit he took his eyes off of it to beat the hell out of the person who tried to spike it, and forgot someone else could have tried to spike it while he was busy.
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Pesci
Pesci goes all out when protecting your drink. He keeps it with him at all times, and never takes his eyes off of it. He places a coaster over the top, and covers it with his hand for good measure. Even given all the protection he's given your drink, he's still nervous about someone trying anything. He doesn't want you to get sick, or hurt. Anybody who looks suspicious gets watched like a hawk.
If someone does try to distract him to get something in your drink, he won't let go of the damn thing. You entrusted him with the safety of not only your beverage, but you as well. He's not going to start a fight, but he will tell the bartender (and maybe Prosciutto) what they're doing. He'll get them kicked out so you won't have to deal with them. Even after the creep is gone, he's still apprehensive that he might have taken his eyes off your drink for only a second. He asks the bartender to get you a new drink, just in case.
You'll return to the bar with a brand new drink waiting for you, and a nervous and flustered Pesci explaining the events that just transpired.
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Formaggio
Formaggio places a relaxed hand over your drink and won't stress over it being tampered with. He doesn't think anyone will mess with it if he's got it. Plus, his hand is over it, so he thinks he'll feel it if someone tries to put something in it.
If someone does try to mess with your drink, they'll be caught by Formaggio. At first, he'll tell them to fuck off and shove them away, still remaining quite pleasant. If they don't take the hint, he'll get a bit more aggressive. If they still insist, he'll shrink them down and, quite hilariously, drown them in your drink. He can't contain himself. He's laughing like a maniac, but everyone around him can't really tell what he's laughing at. The patrons and the bartender are a bit weirded out, but they resume their own business, thinking he's just drunk.
You'll come back to a new drink. When you ask Formaggio why you have a new one, he'll brush it off by saying it spilled when some guy tried to mess with it. He won't tell you
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Melone (the reason you need to cover your drink)
All jokes aside, Melone, as lascivious as he might be, will take your drink and place it next to his. He might take a curious sip of it to sample the taste, but that's the extent of his tampering with your drink. He keeps the glass close and watches it. Any suspicious faces at the bar are noted, but he doesn't watch them intently.
If someone tries to spike your drink under his watch, they can expect Baby Face to visit them later. Melone doesn't usually opt towards physical confrontation, but he won't sit idly by while someone tries to take advantage of you. He'll find a way to injure them after confronting them for their act. Once he's got a bit of their blood, they're history.
You come back to a very relaxed Melone, who passes your drink to you. He'll tell you that someone tried to spike your drink, but that they're nothing to worry about anymore. With a sly smirk, he'll admit to taking a sip of your drink, and offers you a taste of his to make it even.
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twiixr4kidz · 8 months ago
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had a specific vision of giving the members of la squadra hugs......... have me being sappy over my boys
shoutout to those of you who followed during my naranchuu days when i was just a jjba blog LMAO (when my requests open back up please send me jojo asks i miss writing for jjba) (also assume that sorbet and gelato are still together in this i just wrote them seperately for the sake of giving them personalities outside of each other)
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risotto nero:
a hug from the capo is a special thing to get.
they're suffocating in the best way from just how tall and strong he is
he'll let you bury your face into his chest as his fingers run through your hair
he always smells so comforting; he smells like home
some of his hugs will be coupled with a kiss on the forehead
others will be coupled with a "you're alright, i've got you"
prosciutto:
he says he's not a hugger, but the fact that he indulges so often says otherwise
prosciu's hugs are tender; so impossibly calming, you could melt in his arms
he keeps a hand resting on your lower back, the other running through your hair
he smells like fancy wine, expensive cologne, and cigarettes
he rocks you back and forth, telling you how much he loves you and appreciates you
pesci:
although nervous about them, he's such a huge hugger
he's big, warm, and so fucking cozy
pesci truly gives some of the best hugs imaginable
he hugs you to make sure you know you're safe with him; he'd never let anything bad happen to you, and if something bad DID happen, he'd make sure it'll never happen again
his fuzzy coat is just a plus!! take advantage of it and nuzzle your face into it, he thinks it's adorable
formaggio:
he's a big hugger, and all of his hugs feel almost playful
he likes to jump out at you and tackle you to the floor, peppering your face with kisses as he tickles your sides
formaggio hugs you a lot for his own comfort
he likes to shrink you down when he hugs you - it's like he's trying to swallow you whole
he's always so warm and cozy, and you if you aren't standing up, you'll be able to fall asleep on him
illuso:
believe it or not, he's shockingly clingy.
yes, he's a giant, cocky asshole who thinks he's better than everybody else. no, he can't get enough of your touch. those concepts can coexist...................
he likes to pop out from behind dark corners and wrap his arms around you tightly
illuso will bury his face in your hair, mumbling what you can only assume are compliments that he's too embarrassed to say out loud
his hands press tight against your sides, thumbs rubbing small circles on your waist
melone:
he gives some of the most comforting, genuine feeling hugs
sure, he might seem a little creepy on the outside, but he can read you like a book
he'll come up from behind you and wrap his arms lazily around your neck
"come here, tesoro. i know you need it."
and he's right damn near every time
sometimes he'll give you a gentle kiss on the cheek before wandering elsewhere
other times, he'll drag you to the couch and force you to cuddle with him
ghiaccio:
he's not good at hugs; he gets nervous and then he stiffens up and freezes
ghiaccio gives you the biggest hugs when you come back home from rough missions, though
his arms wrap around you tightly, face buried in your neck as angry worries pour from his lips - he thought you were a goner
he's scared that you're going to disappear on him, but hugging you makes him feel better
he's nice to hug in the summer months when the heat's getting to you
he's always nice and chilly and if it's you asking, he's happy to oblige (but he'll never say it)
sorbet:
similar to risotto, sorbet's hugs feel like he's suffocating you
he's built like a fucking wall; tall, broad shoulders, wide chest, very muscular
his hugs are few and far between, but he always hugs you like he's trying to kill you
he likes when you're giggling over being stuck in his arms, playfully scratching him and begging him to let go
he gives you a tight squeeze before letting you go, ruffling your hair before wandering off
gelato:
he gives some of the most playful, gentle, warm hugs you could ask for - ironic for such a cold-hearted killer
he likes picking you up and spinning you around before pulling you into his chest
he'll tickle you side with one hand while the other arm stays wrapped around your body so you can't escape his torture
he also likes to bite :3 every hug comes with a little nip on your neck just to hear your squeal
he drags you to cuddle with him after every hug though - you're just sooooo cute and cozy, he can't help it
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golfishwiththebigeyes · 3 months ago
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who out here la-ing their squadra
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Referenced image under the cut🫡
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thus-wrote-mrs-zeppeli · 2 months ago
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Sleeping habits and headcanons…La Squadra edition (x reader)
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Dating/married depending on character
Content: smoking, drinking, overall pretty fluffy but Prosciutto is kinda a jerk, includes most of La Squadra (-Sorbet and Gelato)
Formaggio: He kinda just does whatever he wants in the evenings, as long as it’s fun or relaxing. If he decides to go out, you’ve gotten used to him coming back early in the morning (think 1-2 a.m. when the bars usually close) and just collapses next to you in bed, passing out pretty much immediately like he doesn’t have a care in the world.
Don’t bother trying to wake him up to make him change into something more comfortable, he’s completely out. And he snores loud too.
If he stays in, he likes spending some quality time with you. But nothing too emotionally engaging, something like turning on a movie and cuddling on the couch, or enjoying a drink with you before turning in for the night.
He’s a bit clingy when he shares a bed with you, an arm around your waist and his face against the back of your neck. It’s just because it’s most comfortable for him to use you as a pillow, but it feels kinda romantic sometimes.
He doesn’t wake up at any particular time, sometimes a reasonable hour, sometimes sleeping well into the morning. If he wants to keep sleeping and you try to wake him up, he’ll get a bit grumpy with you and just shoo you away until he’s ready to get up.
Illuso: Has a whole nighttime routine for his hair and skin, and he’s particular about it, so don’t interrupt him or he’ll get annoyed.
It doesn’t take him too long, and it’s kinda amusing to see how much effort he puts into his appearance but then sleeps with little elegance. He sleeps with a sleep mask, and tends to be a blanket hog, also particular about the room he’s sleeping in too. Despite using a sleep mask he’s insistent on the room being completely dark, and he’ll complain if he thinks you’re moving around too much. At least when he’s out he’s a pretty heavy sleeper.
He sleeps in, and wakes up slowly. If you try to talk to him when he first wakes up you’ll just get some incomprehensible mumbling in reply.
Prosciutto: He smokes a lot, smokes to wind down in the evening too. You’ve had to tell him “don’t do that in the bedroom, darling,” more times than you can count. You don’t really think there needs to be a compromise…he should just go outside…but you know it’s not worth arguing with him. Fine. He can just open the bedroom window. You’ve gotten used to it by now.
You regret giving him a shoulder massage one evening early in your marriage when you thought he seemed a little tense. Now he expects it every night, and will get a bit annoyed with you if you don’t do it.
For how much of a hardened gangster he was, he sure was needy when it was just you and him alone.
He’s not really cuddly, and typically only tolerates it when he initiates. If you really want some physical contact, then he’ll let you snuggle against his chest, and that’s only sometimes.
He naturally wakes up early, around 5:30ish, and makes you wake up when he does because he’s just the WORST ugh.
Pesci: He goes to bed so much earlier than the others, Prosciutto makes fun of him for it but who’s laughing when Pesci is the only member of the team with any energy left in the evening?
He’ll go to bed without you if you stay up late, and when you do join him he’s a fairly heavy sleeper, so you usually don’t accidentally wake him up.
He moves around a lot in his sleep, you tend to get nudged during the night.
You get used to it, eventually. And it’s okay because he wakes up earlier than you so you get some guaranteed peace in the morning.
He’s aware of when you typically wake up, so if you drink coffee he’ll have one ready for you before you climb out of bed.
Melone: You imagine he’d stay up all night if you weren’t there to encourage him to go to sleep. He goes to bed when you do. Because he loves you Soooo much and is Very clingy so all of his wind down time is spent within your vicinity if you happen to be home at the same time as him. He’s usually staring at screens, typing away on his computer doing who knows what. If he’s not being super touchy and cuddly with you, he likes just existing in your presence, you doing your thing while he does his.
He has a bit of a nighttime routine, skincare specifically, but mostly he just likes watching you go through your routine.
He is super clingy in the bed with you, his hands slipping under your shirt so he can feel your skin, and his legs wrapped around yours. You can barely move once Melone starts snuggling you, but you’re used to it at this point.
A pretty light sleeper, if you get up in the middle of the night for any reason he’ll probably wake up too.
He wakes up in the morning when you wake up. If you choose to sleep in, even if he wakes up he’ll stay in bed with you until you’re ready to start the day. If you ask him he’ll get up and make you a coffee.
Ghiaccio: It doesn’t matter what time he goes to bed at, because his alarm is always set to go off at an ungodly hour.
It drives you crazy to hear that beeping at like 3:30 in the morning, but he really needs his alone time in the morning so you just let it be. He turns it off and disappears in just a few minutes, and by the time you wake up he’s usually back from whatever he had left the apartment to do.
He’s on edge most of the time, so he has a hard time winding down at night. There’s a decent chance that spending time even with you might frustrate him, so before bed he gets some exercise and then takes a shower while you get ready for bed separately.
Unless you have something you need to discuss with him you both tend to keep to yourselves in the evening. He doesn’t cuddle, and his body runs cold, so you tend to scoot closer to him only when you’re feeling warm at night.
He twitches and yells in his sleep sometimes. You’ve gotten used to it to an extent, but occasionally you can’t take it and have to wake him up.
Risotto Nero: He’s so quiet and still when he sleeps that sometimes it’s like he’s not even in the bed anymore. He’s so light a sleeper that he wakes up immediately whenever you stir in any way. He asks you why you’re touching his arm, but you were just seeing if he was still with you.
He’s not cuddly at night. If you really want to cling to him he won’t object, but it does make sleeping a bit harder for him.
He doesn’t need a lot of sleep. He gets up really early in the morning, always careful to not disturb you, and immediately gets to work; managing an assassination squad requires a lot of his attention.
You tell him he really should get more sleep, but he’s so used to his routine that it would be difficult to change at this point. He appreciates the concern, but really, he’s fine.
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kewwie-pie · 4 months ago
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I need 20 of everything please
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dicentsalve · 10 months ago
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I've been wanting to do this for so long 🤱
Original by @standshock on twt
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