#kyle is in the crowd

[i-am-church-the-cat]

Idk whether to write a sargewood comfort fic or loscar comfort fic

[demonic0angel]

DP x DC Prompt: Selina Kyle has to awkwardly explain to Bruce about the weird meta girl (Dani) who just sort of comes and goes from Selina's home like a feral cat no matter where she happens to live.

"... so she's who?"

"My new kitten," Selina replied smoothly.

Bruce looked at the young girl who was drinking Selina's soda with one hand on her phone and the other on a cat in her lap as she sat at the kitchen table.

"Selina, that is a person."

Selina said, "No, Bruce, that is my new kitten."

Bruce sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Selina— this is very irresponsible! Where are her parents?"

"She doesn't have any. I just feed her and she leaves. If she wants to, she can take a shower here too."

Selina walked over to the girl and patted her head. The girl paused and then sulked, but didn't say anything as she continued to look at her cracked phone. When Selina did it again, she gave a small hiss, pouting at her before turning back to her device.

Selina brandished her arms towards her, eyebrows raised expectantly, as if to say, "Isn't she cute??"

Bruce sighed and looked up at the ceiling.

How on earth did he fall in love with a woman who had an adoption addiction just as bad as his again?

[pattydia]

i’m having a religious experience

[no-thanks-im-goof]

In honor of Gotham City Sirens month coming to a close,

Here's a drawing I did of Catwoman suplexing Batman into oblivion,

If that's not true love then I don't know what is 😢

[christiancagesupporter]

[probablygayattorneys]

So as while you all know, I've been super excited that Ashley is coming to the switch, but something about it that I've kind of kept to myself because I wasn't able to describe it was also this feeling that something was off. It was just... not right. I thought maybe it was a kind of selfish apprehension, like perhaps I just was so used to this game being something it felt like only I knew about, and then it was announced in a direct with over a million people watching and it felt like my secret treasure wasn't a secret anymore, and while I am selfish and childish, I don't think it's that.

After watching this video, it seems more clear to me. This is not just remastering the game for the Switch, like the Ace Attorney games. This is a remake. This is an adaption. I understood that some changes would have to be made to change from a two screen, one of which is touch device to a single screen that technically has a touch screen but also needs to be able to be played with a controller, changes would have to be made, but not to this degree. This feels like a different game. Especially the graphics. They may be much more smooth and technically higher quality now, but the original also had a certain charm that I'll miss.

And taking into account all of this, I have a message just for Nintendo, so if you don't work at Nintendo, feel free to stop reading.

Look at me and listen closely. Do not even fucking LOOK at Kyle Hyde or anyone else at the Hotel Dusk or even the building itself unless you're going to respect it's incredible unique design and honor it for what it was. Out of the quadrinity of puzzle games I loved as a child, even now, Hotel Dusk reigns supreme in my heart. I know it's only a matter of time before you port him over but you better ONLY remaster him, not remake him like you did to Ashley. You show him and every single guest and employee at that hotel some respect or I'll show you my crossbow, got it?

[karnpuffs]

if you're going to MCM London Comic Con in a month, hit me up because I'd be equally excited to meet you as I am to watch Denise draw. I bet it'll be things related to The Witcher, and I'll have no idea what's going on, but I'll enjoy every second of it~

[bloodbluepearl-art]

hi guys bad news i enjoyed a show recently

[pup-pee]

pls let kyle have a break down after this i think he needs it

JLA ((1997)) issue #29

[thedevotionaltour]

i bring delight and whimsy to all my interactions < saying words insanely about a character in a way nobody asked to hear

[notanerdyprude]

cold

[batwynn]

Selina Kyle (Any excuse to draw a shiny catsuit.)

[corvuserpens]

honestly tho I want Zöe Kravitz’ Selina Kyle to run her sharp af claw down my face and then toss me back onto a bed where whe’ll have her way with me I mean she could literally carve me open with a kitchen knife and use my entrails as string toys for her 168 cats and I’d be so turned on

[ohifonlyx33]

dunno if this will get any votes from a show that got cancelled midway through the third season like 16 years ago but...

[beloveds-embrace]

Idgaf abt how military works sorry yall but imagine the 141 gang having to do mandatory charity and no, not even Ghost can opt out of it regardless of how he says he’s honest to god not fucking fit to be visiting sick patients. But alas.

But they end up meeting you- frail, fragile, and sick you, no visitors around you. Though you look at them with curiosity and admiration, you keep yourself away, almost as if you don’t want to bother them.

You can’t help looking at them, though. You’ve been sick all your life- born to a mother who left you on the doorsteps of an overcrowded orphanage, left alone often and long for your body to just… fail you. You don’t think you’ve seen outside the orphanage walls and then these hospital grounds since your birth. You would be dead now if it weren’t for the CEO of the hospital taking pity on you after you turned eighteen and the orphanage cleaned their hands off you.

And so, you can’t help but envy them just a little. Strong, agile people in the military, bodies fit and healthy. Despite knowing they are always putting themselves on the line, constantly in danger, you can’t help the longing you feel. Longing you don’t realize is clear as day in your eyes.

The one to approach you first is the man you thought one of the prettiest men you’ve ever seen. He introduces himself as Kyle, and despite your silence- your interactions with others that are not doctors or nurses are far and few, and you are painfully shy- but he is nice. Gentle. Easily keeps the conversation going despite. He is so easy-going he has you grinning and laughing in no time. It catches the attention of a the Scot with a mohawk, who joins in by sharing even wilder stories. And then the man with the scary ghost mask, so often in their stories, comes to your little crowd. He is big, scary if the nurses’ reactions are anything to go by, and yet the only thing you’ve ever truly been afraid of is dying with a life not truly lived. So you don’t flinch or cower from him, merely ask if he has anything interesting to share with you.

The last you speak with is John Price. Captain John Price. If there is a man that can embody a bear, it has to be him. You are sure of it. Especially when you witness him smacking the back of Kyle’s head lightly after a teasing comment.

Maybe your chances of a long, fulfilling life are slim but today, just for today, you allow yourself to envision a life with them. Such a strange desire, a useless and wistful one.

“Thank you, for today.” You tell them quietly, when it’s nearing time to leave. Your hands are held in Kyle and Johnny’s, frail and weak compared to theirs. You smile at them, squeezing lightly. “I think this is the most happy and content I’ve been all my life. I won’t forget today.”

And in return? Neither will they. How could they ever forget you, the sweetheart in the hospital bed, your sickness keeping you away from the joyful life you deserve?

The won’t forget you. Not at all. And when you start receiving gifts, polaroids and letters and texts, you already know who is sending them to you.

It makes things just a little easier- your life just a little brighter.

Other works + help me choose a title for this!

[okbutwhy-rebooted]

Can't believe the song was released only 4 hours after the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem, 'Pump Up The Jam'.

Tuesday, August 15.

Welcome to Planet of the Bass.

He is The Man of The Hour. All appeared lost as we entered the first days of August, 2023, with still no Song of the Summer to call our own. At this darkest moment, one man and one woman appeared on the horizon; like Gandalf and Éomer in the east, overlooking Helm's Deep. Only where Gandalf brought shadowfax, the morning light, and 2,000 riders, this summer, DJ Crazy Times and Ms. Biljana Electronica bring nothing but bass, bass, baggy crop tops, Y2K club outfits, more bass, and skiing goggles. And we simply cannot thank them enough. So if you have spent the last week pondering the big questions, like how life, it never die, or if women are your favorite guy, then know that today there is nothing to be sad: #planet of the bass is released, in full, today. Everybody, movement.

And did we mention a Tumblr-exclusive DJ Crazy Times Spotlight?

That's right. The man himself has sat down with us to answer the internet's burning questions in this latest Spotlight over at @music. His all-time gladdest rhythm? Other long-lost staples of the 90s he would love to bring back? What he would do during a cyber system overload? It's all here. We'll be seeing you in an undisclosed warehouse in an disclosed city in an undisclosed Eastern European nation.

And bring skiing goggles x