#kyffany

[silvershewolf247]

I had this idea inspired by a convo with @streets-in-paradise where Andy gets paid to go to the premiere of Chucky Goes Psycho so people will stop calling the film "exploitative" and "immoral" and he ends up meeting Tiffany who's disguised as Jennifer Tilly and then like they become weird friends because he thinks she's Jennifer Tilly and a victim of Chucky. And she's still worried about Chucky killing her, so Andy's useful to keep around.

Then she's like "you're a nice guy can you set me up with one of your friends" and Andy's like, "Yes but there's a catch" and she's like "what, is he ugly, is he an alchohlic, or a gambler" and he's like, "Well, she's a lesbian" and that's how she ends up dating Kyle.

Also when I think about it, I remember this

[silvershewolf247]

Nica, Kyle, Tiffany is the order in my mind.

Tiffany/Kyle/Nica ship triangle feels like this

[kettlequills]

rewatched season 1 recently and every glimpse of Kyle's beard I Have to laugh. don it's ok you made a dyke. accept it.

[chaniters]

Ortega’s Week of Hell!

Sidestep needs his sleep, and will stop at nothing to get it. Also, I keep adding two titles because of reasons. 

(Broken Window Theory.)

Ortega’s week of hell!

Monday.

Your hiding spot reeks so badly... and you’ve been here for half an hour longer than you expected.  You want to get out. But you'r determined to follow through with this. Your life, your sleep and your sanity are at stake. This far, no further.

He's late. Why? Did something happen ? You curse your luck that you can't read his mind. It's unusual, but hardly your first time.  Your trainers gave you a very long list of reasons why your telepathy might not work. You haven't yet figured what's the correct checkbox for this one.

Oh. And there he is. 

You see his car turning the corner, then stopping at the street light. You've timed this. He HAS to stop at the street light, it's just how the sequence goes.  

OK. It's now or never. You are ready.

You bolt upwards pushing the lid of the dumpster open, and hop off onto the pavement, then start a fast sprint. You've only got a few seconds.... 

You see him rocking his head lightly. He must be listening to music on the radio.

You focus all your training... your anger... your force of will... your sleepless nights... all of it goes into the flying brick.

"CRASH!" The glass explodes as the brick goes trough the back row's left window. 

"Hey what the gives?!" 

He stops the engine and the driver's door opens. He gets off and looks at the damage, then at you. But he can't see your face.

You'r covered in mountainwear. A red snowboarding jacket, mirrored green googles, blue gloves, black boots, yellow pants and a white balaclava. 

They never let you wear colors back at the farm. You like colors.

"What the fuck did you do to my car...? Hey.. Hey i'm talking to you!" he keeps yelling as you start to sprint again "Hey! "

He chases you. You know he's definitely stronger, but you'r faster. And you have an escape plan. You focus your mind and make the bus driver stop and open the door at the precise moment. 

You hop in... and it drives away at full speed. You can see him swearing at you in the distance. He knows some colorful words. Actually breaks a smile from you.

Hopefully he will find the note tied to the brick.

"Mr. Molotov will rob Kyffany's jewelry store at Wilfire Bvd. and Romeo street today between 6 and 8 pm." Written in letters you cut from magazines and newspapers. 

..... later that night. ......

You watch the news on the old tv.

"Good evening! My Name is Mia Ochoa, here live in Los Diablos! We are currently with Charge, Marshal of the Rangers, who just frustrated Mr. Molotov's last heist. The Villain is still at large, but his plan was foiled when Charge....” *click* You turn the Tv off.

“FUCK!” He didn’t catch him?!?!

Not 20 minutes later you hear the door slam upstairs. You can sense his mind. He's furious. Humiliated. He doesn't waste time and turns on the drill again. And he starts hammering more metal pieces... he's going to work all night on his suit... No more sleeping for you. Fuck.

Tuesday.

“CRASH!”

“NOT AGAIN! YOU! STAY RIGHT THERE! DON’T YOU RUN COWARD!”

“Mr. Molotov escaped once more on a stolen car, after Charge foiled his plot to rob the bank this morning...” *click*

Wednesday.

“CRASH” 

“THAT BELONGED TO MY GRANDFATHER ! I’M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!”

“Charge seems to be always one step ahead of the Villain, who barely managed to elude the police after he being beaten repeatedly by the hero.” *click*

Thursday.

“CRASH”

“NO... No no no... this isn’t happening... WHY! Hey why.. why won’t you speak to me?”

“ Witnesses say he dived into a truck carrying manure that just passed under the high road, and that when he got off,  one of his bombs detonated causing an explosion of sh... .” *click*

Friday.

“THUNK” Woops.. you missed

“OOOOW! My arm..!”

“Villain was humiliated by Charge once more, but he still wasn’t...” *click*

Saturday

“SPLASH”

“You little bastard! IS this fun to you? Huh? Yeah, you have nothing to say? Yeah.. just run away like you always do...!” You escape as he yells from inside his swimming pool.

“Villain fell three stories to escape Charge who had fought him to a standstill...” *click*

Sunday

You raise your hand... take aim ... and... what ? Someone holds your arm.

You turn in a swift movement... It’s Charge... he sneaked up behind you.

“Will you please... stop?” he pleads.

You look at him through your googles. Then you look at your brick.

He lets go of your arm.

You offer him the brick.

He studies you for a few seconds, and finally smiles.

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My Fanfics: https://chaniters.tumblr.com/post/181692759294/my-fanfiction-for-fallen-hero

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fan fiction using characters and the setting of the Fallen Hero: Rebirth and upcoming Fallen Hero: Retribution games written by Malin Riden. I do not claim ownership of any characters from the Fallen Hero wold. These stories are a work of my imagination, and I do not ascribe them to the official story canon. These works are intended for entertainment outside the official storyline owned by the author. I am not profiting financially from the creation of these stories, and thank the author for her wonderful game/s, without which these works would not exist.

[silvershewolf247]

Kyle goes to wash the dishes without Tiffany asking and she's swooning.

[silvershewolf247]

I feel like there's some parallel between Theonsa and Barclaypierce but I can't for the life of me explain it.