#kurt hummel headcanon

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Did you know that the company behind Papa's Pizzeria created a knockoff Gacha Life mobile game? Well, they did...

Glee According to the Papa's Pizzeria Franchise ♥︎

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Puckurt couple's costume idea: Kurt as Robin and Puck as Starfire from Teen Titans

[lusthurts]

so i discovered this headcanon generator on tiktok and im a big fan of the results (yes i’ve included my ocs, why wouldn’t i???)

[arizonaaaaaa]

GLEE LGBTQIA+ HEADCANONS- HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PART 1

1- Rachel Berry- Bisexual

-Had more chemistry with the women she sang than most men she dated

-Shes annoying and obnoxious but surprisingly cute while in relationships, notice how she’s only annoying and hates everyone when she’s single

-Faberry, Pezberry and Jonesberry 🔛🔝

2- Finn Hudson- Bisexual and Demisexual

-Def slept with Puck on the same bed as kids when they had sleepovers

-also slept together with Sam on the couch while playing video games, Kurt covered them with a comfy blanket

-idk his interactions with Kurt on 1x04 are just so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee

-the demi part, just remember that when he had sex with Santana, it meant nothing to him because she wasn’t important to him

3- Kurt Hummel- Gay

-Canon

-really wanted to see more relationships with him, we only had Klaine, him and Adam and that’s it, the rest were all crushes, and kisses, and friendships that we pretended were real or sm

-nothing more to add

4- Mercedes Jones- Pansexual

-idk it’s just the vibes

-kind of like Shang from Mulan, falling for the person they are, not how they present themselves

-anyway she gives the best hugs ever and she loves having conversations and everyone loves her for that (as they should)

5- Tina Cohen-Chang- Bisexual and Non-Binary

-so you are a 2000s asian character with purple hair and a goth/puck style but your not bi? The blasphemy

-notice how the three highlights she wore on season 1 were purple, blue and pink

-I feel like she questioned her gender several times after she started dating Mike, when she came out he was so supportive😭

6- Artie Abrams- Bisexual

-say what you want but he totally admired Finn and Puck

-def wanted to date both Tina and Mike

-funny how any relationship with a man would be way better than any relationship he ever had💀

7- Quinn Fabray- Lesbian

-we already know girly is at least bi, you know, fucking with Santana twice

-didn’t have a single successful relationship with a guy, cheated on most of them

-girl just wanted to lesbian and no one got her😭

8- Santana Lopez- Lesbian

-canon

-same with Kurt, we deserved other relationships aside from Brittana and Danitana?

9- Brittany Pierce- Bisexual

-canon

-bad representation in my opinion but it’s not my place to talk

-deserved a coming out scene, Kurt had, Santana had one (but it was deleted) but she didn’t, feels like the writers saying that bisexuals don’t need to come out

10- Noah Puckerman- Pansexual

-took a long time to figure out his feelings

-he’s not romantic attracted by everyone like he is sexually, so it took longer to noticed he also likes guys

-prob had a awakening while watching porn or something

-tho him being canonically pansexual would be kind of weird like imagine him hitting on mr Schue or something

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If Kurt and Blaine read novels, who would be their favorite authors, and books?

Oohh, this is interesting!

I don't know if I'm clever enough to say -- this one particular author resonates with this character.

I think Blaine reads more than Kurt (if I'm being honest). I think Blaine reads all sorts of things, too! We know, in canon, that he reads comics and fanfic. It's not a stretch to say he probably reads sci-fi and fantasy novels, too. But I can also see him reading classics and pieces of literature, because he wants to be well read, so he'll pick up the next Opera or Reese bookclub book. He also probably has a subscription to The New Yorker and The Atlantic and whatever the Broadway magazine is.

Kurt, meanwhile, is reading celebrity bios when he does read. He also probably has, like, one really smutty book he keeps just to keep himself occupied while Blaine is away ;)

[yeastymuffin]

What are some of your fave glee headcanons?

Okay so I don't know if these are fandom wide but I have a few:

Santana, after a few trail and error moments in college, has decided to become a (divorce) lawyer

Brittany is talkshow host/has sold fondue for two to television. She also picked up baking as Lord Tubbington's dying wish was fish cakes and she misunderstood him

Sugar and Britt are best friends, text eachother their every waking thought. They've gotten in trouble for ghosthunting before in an abandoned building (Santana saved them by speed driving them away before the cops came)

Quinn is either a lawyer as well, or a real estate agent, and has written a book about her hardships. She also joined a cult like mlm in her early twenties, but Santana got her out of it

Kurt makes haute couture based on musicals. His phantom of the opera line is the one he is most well known for

Rachel is a mommy blogger, and has written books about combining 'the mom life' with musical theatre

Besides having directed movies, Artie also has done a few music videos.

Mercedes, who is obviously world famous, has asked Artie to direct a all music videos for her upcoming concept album which contains lots of visuals, themes and intricate storylines.

[katyobsesses]

S1 Kurt singing dead mom from beetlejuice. Think about it

[mynonah]

The Anderson-Hummels 🌈

[acapellasaurus]

🛼GLEE CLUB GO ROLLER SKATING 🛼

Rachel: Thinks she's really good and is going ok but falls over after about 20 minutes which causes her to storm off but she rejoins after she's calmed down

Finn: Is decent but keeps crashing into the wall and fell over a few times

Quinn: Graceful but sticks close to the sides and doesn't really let go until near the end

Santana: Good skater, fast and confident and can do some tricks, probably wears inline skates instead of quads

Brittany: Same as Santana and at times, they go round holding hands

Kurt: Pretty graceful but never skates very fast and sticks near to the sides incase he need to grab onto them

Mercedes: Sticks near the sides and falls over a lot which causes her to get the giggles with Quinn

Blaine: Very skilled and wears inline skates and zooms around the rink, although he takes time out to skate with Kurt

Sam: Pretty good and speedy but attempts a trick a falls over which humbles him and he returns to skating normally

Puck: Skates very fast and shows off which causes him to get a bit reckless. He falls over but that doesn't stop him. Everyone else tries to skate away from him incase he knocks them over too.

Tina: Only skates holding Mike's hand and takes him down with her on the only time she fell over

Mike: Extremely skilled skater but tones it down for Tina. Towards the end of the session he shows of his skills and impresses everyone

Sugar: Refuses to partake because the hire skates are unhygienic and she doesn't want to mix with the poor people. She watches from the side with snacks

Joe: Skates were a shock to him, as he was still getting used to closed toed shoes. He is not very good and falls over too much so gives up and watches from the side to cheer the others on

Rory: Decent skater but cannot do any tricks or skate very fast so sticks near the sides just incase

BONUS HEADCANONS

Rachel definitely brought her own pair of personalised pink roller skates instead of using the ones available to hire because she thinks it's unhygienic to hire things

Mercedes and Quinn go round the edges together and get the giggles to the point where they need to sit down because they are laughing so hard

Everyone, especially Rachel and Kurt, sing along to every song that plays through the speakers

Santana and Brittany race each other around the rink when they're not holding hands

Finn leaves the rink before the session is over because he's tired of crashing into things so he goes and gets a drink and cheers Rachel on from the side

[gleedreamcasts]

Firebringer

requested by me! (with help from @twinskeletxns)

Santana Lopez as Zazzalil

Marley Rose as Jemilla

Tina Cohen-Chang as Emberly

Finn Hudson as Grunt

Mercedes Jones as Molag

Brittany Pierce as Keeri

Jane Hayward as Schwoopsie

Kurt Hummel as Ducker

Madison McCarthy as Tiblyn

Sam Evans as Smelly-Balls

Unique Adams as Chorn

Mike Chang as Himself

[too--true]

I wrote this as the opening for a Kurtbastian fanfic I'm not sure I'll continue, so here, have this little origin oneshot thingy:

Sebastian Smythe had a friend.

Once.

When he was 12 years old and the kid in his Science class that didn’t speak a word of English was assigned as his lab partner. They couldn’t actually talk, so they just worked around each other for the first few lessons in comfortable silence. That is, until Sebastian realised this boy, Teke, had never written a single word in his book. None of the work he was doing was being written about, even though they were supposed to have their hypothesis’ and methods explained for every experiment. It made him feel a bit bad for Teke.

The next lesson, Sebastian took Teke’s book and wrote down everything he did. In gradable English. He struggled to write for both himself and Teke while also completing the experiments they were supposed to be doing, so eventually, Teke started doing those for him.

Sebastian would write. Teke would experiment. They would smile at each other in welcome whenever they saw the other. They stopped eating lunch alone in toilet cubicles and started eating lunch together in one toilet cubicle. They drew little pictures for one another in the margins of their books. Sebastian taught him some English idioms and cuss words that Teke wouldn’t be taught in his actual English lessons.

That’s what friends do for each other, right?

They were friends, Sebastian was sure of it, and he liked having a friend. He hadn’t had one before. People never liked him all that much, he was too blunt and gay. Teke didn’t care, or couldn’t tell, that he was either of those things. They cared about each other.

They kept caring about each other until they moved up to High School. That’s when things started to change a little for both of them.

Teke knew English better now, but had a thick accent that people just seemed to find funny, even though Sebastian thought it was cool.

Sebastian got a better haircut and nicer clothes and started playing lacrosse. He was attractive, he found out, and enjoyed the attention that came with that revelation.

They kept talking, they found each other in class and at lunch, but the more admirers Sebastian gained, the more he realised Teke wasn’t someone they liked as much as he did. They made fun of his accent and his skin and his hair and his clothes. They called him poor and gross. Eventually, Sebastian started calling him the same things, and they laughed when he did.

He was handsome, he was liked, and now he was funny too. He liked being those things, and stopped liking being Teke’s friend as much.

As much as he tried to deny it, it was Teke that left their friendship first. He scoffed at Sebastian’s new attitude and avoided him and his gaggle of henchmen. Sebastian did nothing to stop the slow deterioration of their connection. He let it go.

Sebastian moved to France the next year when his dad got a job offer. He lost his virginity and started sleeping around. It took him no time at all to be liked and wanted by almost everyone in his school and beyond it. He relished the feeling of being desired.

He missed the feeling of being known.

Even though he didn’t deserve to be.

[iamchaossis]

Sam, Quinn, and Kurt were all Swifties. Argue with a wall.

[temis-de-leon]

Whose voice I imagine when I see the om! cast speaking:

(I know they already have VAs, but I play the game in English, so here we are).

Part 1: Asmo - Kurt Hummel (Glee)

Specifically 3:20

In this case you can see why I think of Asmo, but it's mostly about the vibes.

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hi idk if this is sth you've been asked before but if kurt and sam had sang together in duets, what song do u think they might've chosen?

Well mostly I think that it would have been Kurt choosing lmao. He would come up with an idea and tell Sam it's what he thought they should sing and Sam would say he doesn't know it and Kurt would roll his eyes over how uncultured Sam is for not knowing whatever song he's chosen (which is definitely from a musical but idk musicals so idk what specific song it would be – I, like Sam, am uncultured) but then he says that Sam can learn it and they'll practice together because it's just the perfect song.

And then they'd do their duet together and they'd kill it and live happily ever after the end!

[othergaywarbler]

Guessing glee characters favourite films

Finn - The Blind Side (2009)

Rachel - Funny Girl (1968)

Kurt - The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant (1972)

Santana - But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

Quinn - Casablanca (1942)

Brittany - Cats and Dogs (2001)

Tina - Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Artie - Le Mepris (1963)

Puck - Wayne’s World (1992)

Mike - Footloose (1984)

Blaine - Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Sam - Zoolander (2001)

Mercedes - Dreamgirls (2006)

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Which Stranger Things Ships I think Glee Characters are rooting for:

Sam- Stancy because he’s all about second chances after high school.

Blaine- He is a Byler stan first and a human second thank you very much.

Santana- We’ve seen she likes non canon wlw ships obviously she loves Ronance.

Quinn- RONANCE. She feels a spiritual connection to Nancy Wheeler for some reason.

Puck- None because he watches for the monsters. (It’s Jopper)

Tina- Lumax!! She sobbed so much during the season 4 finale. (She’s also a Elumax truther she told me herself.)

Artie- He definitely wants Mileven endgame.

Kurt- Byler. He just wants the sad gay boys to be alright </3

Rachel- Huge Mileven fan! A controversial ship for a controversial gal.

Mercedes- Lumax because she thinks they’re the sweetest! (I also think she doesn’t really care about the Jonathan/Nancy/Steve love triangle which really offends Sam)