#kurt hummel headcanon

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fanart of my wonderful finastie @quinn-my-beloved and i’s headcanon of kurt and sebastian having a fugly cat named hot pocket <3

hot pockets design (that i used) was inspired by this old post where she is vaguely mentioned LOL

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BELLA HELLO, what are some random kurtbastian headcanons you love? :) (they can be your own or others you’ve read in fics etc :D)

Hi hey hello!! Thank you for this wonderful question! I appreciate you and your patience waiting for me to answer it 💖

Sebastian proposes to Kurt. I feel like that's just how it has to be with them.

Kurt is Sebastian's first actual real boyfriend.

Sebastian is surprisingly good at meaningful romantic gestures. I think it's unexpected because he seems like such an ass, but he's also incredibly observant and I think that makes him really good at knowing exactly what Kurt will and won't appreciate.

They're both cat people. I could see them being cat dads together.

I don't really see them being human dads together though – Kurt could go either way on children, but I think Sebastian doesn't want kids. They are ABSOLUTELY the fun uncles to any children in their circles though.

Kurt makes fun of Sebastian's fashion sense but the unfortunate truth is that Kurt thinks Sebastian looks great in pretty much everything he wears (and Sebastian knows it).

They are incessantly teasing each other about the whole high school situation. Sebastian likes to suggest that Kurt actually liked the attention, which Kurt adamantly denies. Kurt likes to suggest that Sebastian was actually obsessed with Kurt in high school, which Sebastian similarly denies.

Sebastian's family LOVES Kurt. And Kurt loves them.

Sebastian is a giant baby when he's sick and Kurt always has to make homemade soup for him when this happens.

Sebastian loves lacrosse and Kurt knows nothing about it and doesn't really pay attention when Sebastian watches it. So, over time, Sebastian tells subtle lies to Kurt about the rules of lacrosse and how it's played - not big enough that Kurt immediately questions them, but over time he's painted kind of a ridiculous picture of what lacrosse is. Eventually Kurt realizes one thing was a lie, and then most of what Sebastian has told him about the game is a lie, and while he's just incredulous about why Sebastian would do this, Sebastian is doubled over in laughter. He played the long con and it was totally worth it.

Idk if these were random enough but I hope they were!!

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New Directions headcanons

Brittany was taller than Kurt in middle school, and she would commonly use his head as an arm rest.

The Glee club has a Minecraft server that they play on. Somehow Sue keeps getting into it and starts griefing/trolling.

They also have a group chat, where arguments are not uncommon. Rachel and Santana argue often, and even Kurt and Finn engage in sibling banter on there.

Sam and Mike have a joint YouTube channel where they upload videos of their dancing/guitar playing.

Quinn and Mercedes celebrate Easter together.

When they first joined Glee club, Artie introduced Kurt to Sonic as a way of bonding as the only two male members. Kurt is not bad at the games, but he likes Sonic more for the storylines and character designs.

In their freshman/sophomore year, the original 5 all had P.E. together. They HATED dodgeball, especially since they never got chosen to be on the same team as the athletic kids.

The Unholy Trinity also shared World History class together.

The whole club does Secret Santa for Christmas.

They also all played Dungeons & Dragons once, which was chaotic, but fun.

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Did you know that the company behind Papa's Pizzeria created a knockoff Gacha Life mobile game? Well, they did...

Glee According to the Papa's Pizzeria Franchise ♥︎

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AP classes that I think the glee characters would take (as an AP student who is losing their mind)

Rachel: she would probably take a lot of APs because she canonically is an academic weapon but her favorite is AP Music Theory. I could also see her being the most annoying person in AP seminar

Kurt: AP art history, Ap Music Theory & Ap 3d Art (fashion focused portfolio)

Quinn: same as Rachel, she would take a lot of APs but she is definitely a AP Psych and AP Lit girlie

Mercedes: AP Music Theory with Rachel and Kurt

Tina: AP Human Geo, Ap 2d Art and Design (photography portfolio) in my mind Tina does photography and she’s really good at it

Santana: AP Spanish she is already fluent and just took it to boost her GPA and do nothing all class

Artie: AP US History, AP World, AP Euro, AP Calc AB, AP physics (he’s a nerd)

Everyone else wouldn’t take any APs I think

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How I think the glee characters would feel about FNAF

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so i discovered this headcanon generator on tiktok and im a big fan of the results (yes i’ve included my ocs, why wouldn’t i???)

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If Kurt and Blaine read novels, who would be their favorite authors, and books?

Oohh, this is interesting!

I don't know if I'm clever enough to say -- this one particular author resonates with this character.

I think Blaine reads more than Kurt (if I'm being honest). I think Blaine reads all sorts of things, too! We know, in canon, that he reads comics and fanfic. It's not a stretch to say he probably reads sci-fi and fantasy novels, too. But I can also see him reading classics and pieces of literature, because he wants to be well read, so he'll pick up the next Opera or Reese bookclub book. He also probably has a subscription to The New Yorker and The Atlantic and whatever the Broadway magazine is.

Kurt, meanwhile, is reading celebrity bios when he does read. He also probably has, like, one really smutty book he keeps just to keep himself occupied while Blaine is away ;)

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GLEE LGBTQIA+ HEADCANONS- HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PART 1

1- Rachel Berry- Bisexual

-Had more chemistry with the women she sang than most men she dated

-Shes annoying and obnoxious but surprisingly cute while in relationships, notice how she’s only annoying and hates everyone when she’s single

-Faberry, Pezberry and Jonesberry 🔛🔝

2- Finn Hudson- Bisexual and Demisexual

-Def slept with Puck on the same bed as kids when they had sleepovers

-also slept together with Sam on the couch while playing video games, Kurt covered them with a comfy blanket

-idk his interactions with Kurt on 1x04 are just so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee

-the demi part, just remember that when he had sex with Santana, it meant nothing to him because she wasn’t important to him

3- Kurt Hummel- Gay

-Canon

-really wanted to see more relationships with him, we only had Klaine, him and Adam and that’s it, the rest were all crushes, and kisses, and friendships that we pretended were real or sm

-nothing more to add

4- Mercedes Jones- Pansexual

-idk it’s just the vibes

-kind of like Shang from Mulan, falling for the person they are, not how they present themselves

-anyway she gives the best hugs ever and she loves having conversations and everyone loves her for that (as they should)

5- Tina Cohen-Chang- Bisexual and Non-Binary

-so you are a 2000s asian character with purple hair and a goth/puck style but your not bi? The blasphemy

-notice how the three highlights she wore on season 1 were purple, blue and pink

-I feel like she questioned her gender several times after she started dating Mike, when she came out he was so supportive😭

6- Artie Abrams- Bisexual

-say what you want but he totally admired Finn and Puck

-def wanted to date both Tina and Mike

-funny how any relationship with a man would be way better than any relationship he ever had💀

7- Quinn Fabray- Lesbian

-we already know girly is at least bi, you know, fucking with Santana twice

-didn’t have a single successful relationship with a guy, cheated on most of them

-girl just wanted to lesbian and no one got her😭

8- Santana Lopez- Lesbian

-canon

-same with Kurt, we deserved other relationships aside from Brittana and Danitana?

9- Brittany Pierce- Bisexual

-canon

-bad representation in my opinion but it’s not my place to talk

-deserved a coming out scene, Kurt had, Santana had one (but it was deleted) but she didn’t, feels like the writers saying that bisexuals don’t need to come out

10- Noah Puckerman- Pansexual

-took a long time to figure out his feelings

-he’s not romantic attracted by everyone like he is sexually, so it took longer to noticed he also likes guys

-prob had a awakening while watching porn or something

-tho him being canonically pansexual would be kind of weird like imagine him hitting on mr Schue or something

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do you think kurt and sebastian are talking about high school at one point and sebastian is like, “yeah, haha that whole rock salt slushie thing, was like the craziest thing to happen in my high school years.”

and kurt is like, “tbh, not even top 20 for me :/“ and sebastian gets like pettily upset over it, because what do you mean not even top 20

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Puckurt couple's costume idea: Kurt as Robin and Puck as Starfire from Teen Titans

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some burt and kurt headcanons bc why not

Kurt was one of those toddlers/kids who would get scared and see stuff that wasn’t there, but as he grew older he completely forgot about it, and every time Burt brought it up Kurt didn’t believe him. Remember when Burt said that Kurt has been acting weird since the age of 2? Yeah, that’s when the paranormal activities started….

Burt’s favorite dessert is pecan pie

The Hummel family is originally from Germany, but some of them, such as Burt and Kurt, were born and live in the U.S. I head canon this because of their German sounding names.

When Burt and Carole got together, the Hummel-Hudson had a family group chat.

And after the 8th argument that broke out between Kurt and Finn in said chat (Burt & Carole’s phones kept blowing up with notifications), Burt wanted to mute the texts, but he didn’t know how.

Sarcasm runs in their veins, so when the Glee club members first met Burt, they knew instantly where Kurt’s wit came from.

Kurt looks like his mom, but he gets his eyes from Burt. Side note though… does anyone else find it freaky how almost every parent-child duo on the show look alike even when the actors/actresses aren’t related? Cory and Romy actually look they could be related, same with Chris and Mike… it’s the eyes.

Both of their favorite colors are blue, but nothing Kurt does can ever be simple, so his favorite is actually a unique shade of blue.

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What are some of your fave glee headcanons?

Okay so I don't know if these are fandom wide but I have a few:

Santana, after a few trail and error moments in college, has decided to become a (divorce) lawyer

Brittany is talkshow host/has sold fondue for two to television. She also picked up baking as Lord Tubbington's dying wish was fish cakes and she misunderstood him

Sugar and Britt are best friends, text eachother their every waking thought. They've gotten in trouble for ghosthunting before in an abandoned building (Santana saved them by speed driving them away before the cops came)

Quinn is either a lawyer as well, or a real estate agent, and has written a book about her hardships. She also joined a cult like mlm in her early twenties, but Santana got her out of it

Kurt makes haute couture based on musicals. His phantom of the opera line is the one he is most well known for

Rachel is a mommy blogger, and has written books about combining 'the mom life' with musical theatre

Besides having directed movies, Artie also has done a few music videos.

Mercedes, who is obviously world famous, has asked Artie to direct a all music videos for her upcoming concept album which contains lots of visuals, themes and intricate storylines.

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S1 Kurt singing dead mom from beetlejuice. Think about it

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The Anderson-Hummels 🌈

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in my head when kurt hummel moved to new york he met jenny humphrey and they became best friends and this is CANON