#kuroo doesn’t want to know what that is tho

[nekomamiiz]

college!kuroo and his american gf that gets him stoned for the first time

[taintedtort]

Hihii...!!! i really love ur HCs and i wanted to ask if you're comfortable with these types of character writing, what r ur headcanons on kenma, kuro, tsuki n maybe suna would act when they're drunk ? like would they be a bit different than their usual self ? sorry to ask a lot but im more curious on ur thoughts on kenma ;; .. write whatever u can, idm ! thank u ehehe have a good one ! >_< <3

" LET'S GET DRUNK! "

summary. they’re drunk lolz

characters. kenma, kuroo, tsukishima

warnings. afab!reader, drinking/alcohol, post timeskip!!!^^

a/n. yesss i love kenma, many thoughts on him!! he’s my favorite!!! didn’t add suna because i don’t really know his character that well :( added a kenma bonus to make up for it tho!

KENMA

☆ i think he’d be a sleepy drunk. he's out as soon as his head hits any soft surface— maybe even before! i feel like he also acts grumpier, mumbling complaints when you wake him up and try to move him (he was passed out on your shoulder in the car, you have to get him to bed!)

☆ his face gets kinda pink, like he’s blushing. he’s pale, so it’s more noticeable than it would be on someone else. his eyes get droopy and his face sort of relaxes, so he looks mean and tired.

☆ he stubbles slightly, but he surprisingly manages to maneuver himself pretty well for a drunk person. just don’t ask him to do a cartwheel or anything… he couldn’t even do one of those while sober.

☆ he doesn’t drink often, so he’s a light weight… plus he’s skinny and on the smaller side, so he doesn’t have to drink much to get a buzz. he’s usually responsible though, but sometimes he celebrates too hard (with a bit of a push from kuroo)

☆ he doesn’t get any more talkative, but he’s less filtered that normal. i don’t think he’d be too flirty or mean, but if he got drunk enough he may compliment you a couple times.

BONUS:

☆ the type to get so drunk he forgets who you are. you come find him to pick him up after someone called you, and he’s face down on the table. you nudge him, trying to gently guide him to stand, but he’s immediately swatting you away, grumbling about how he has a girlfriend.

"leave m' alone— got a girlfriend already," he slurs, raising his head to drunkenly glare at you. his eyes narrow further when you laugh.

"kenma… i’m you’re girlfriend," you tell him, always finding it a bit amusing when he gets this drunk. he’s not too much of a hassle though, since he usually knocks right out when you get home and tuck him in.

he's silent for a moment, just staring at you up and down. he wears the same expression he has whenever he buys a new video game, excited and in awe.

"really…?" he asks, a hopeful tone in his voice. now that he’s looking at you… you are really pretty. he really hopes you're his girlfriend.

"yes, really. i’m gonna take you home, okay? cmon," you urge, gently grabbing his arm and helping him stand. he complies this time, his eyebrows raising.

"we live together?" he questions, the situation just getting better and better to him.

"we do," you confirm, another giggle leaving you. it doesn’t really hurt your feelings that he doesn’t remember, you find it more amusing and entertaining than anything.

"… im so lucky," you hear him whisper under his breath, looking at you as you guide him to the car.

KUROO

☆ he'd be a funny drunk i think… a bit of a handful, and is entertaining at first, but eventually gets annoying. his emotions kind of double when he’s intoxicated, and he’s also kind of erratic. really energetic after his first few drinks, but if he’s extra drunk, he’s more emotional.

☆ his eyes get a little watery, but that’s about it. he actually looks more lively while he’s drunk, because he makes more facial expressions.

☆ he can’t stand straight at all, especially if he’s had more than a couple drinks. needs support to walk, otherwise he'll fall. he’s heavy though, and puts majority of his weight on you, so sometimes you end up falling anyway.

☆ he can handle his alcohol pretty well. takes him a few drinks to get a buzz, but he doesn’t usually stop there. mostly drinks to celebrate things, or at parties. never drinks alone, that’s just boring and sad to him.

☆ probably asks you random stupid questions like "what number am i?" or "what animal would i be?" (follows up that second question with "would you still love me if i was that animal?")

☆ i think he’s more talkative, but he speaks faster and his words are kinda jumbled, so it’s hard to understand him sometimes. he gets a lot more sappy, constantly complimenting you and telling you that he loves you (he does that all the time already)

"y're sooo pretty, love you s' much."

TSUKISHIMA

☆ not that much different than when he’s sober, honestly. he gets more mellow, surprisingly, though it might be because alcohol makes him a little sleepy, similar to kenma. he isn’t quick to fall asleep, but he’s not energetic and jumping around.

☆ his face is more relaxed, which makes him look even more intimidating and mean. his eyes get a little red around the edges, but that’s mostly it.

☆ stubbles quite a bit and holds things for support. if you try to help him, he’ll snip and you and complain that he doesn’t need your help to walk. (he does, and eventually gives in and leans on you a bit when he almost falls on his face)

☆ also a lightweight. doesn’t go drinking unless he’s invited, and even then he’s usually the designated driver. on top of that, he hates being hung over, and he hates throwing up, so he rarely gets super drunk. kuroo tries to persuade him sometimes, but the most he gets his a little tipsy.

☆ probably gets into debates with people about certain topics that he likes, arguing with them about facts and opinions. he usually wins. even when he’s drunk, he’s still quick witted.

☆ he fights you on everything, insisting he’s fine and "not drunk" whenever you try to help him. you end up ignoring his complaints and just assist him with changing and getting into bed anyway. he’s asleep pretty quickly, especially if you run his back/scalp.

"i don’t need help— i'm not even that drunk!"

[gaygentbrontosaurus]

what Haikyuu characters would be as roommates

(everyones in uni and an adult tho I am not living with any high school boys ever)

Hinata Shouyou

Nice, that being said doesn’t have any common sense or boundaries, doesn’t know where his stuff is, so he keeps using yours, LOUD and kinda smelly

Kageyama Tobio

Has no idea how to be a human or do ANY chores, can be trained to be a good roommate (takes time tho)

Tsukishima Kei

Could be the best roommate ever (quiet, clean) or the worst (passive aggressive), depending on who he rooms with, always asks before bringing people over, piss him off tho and he will throw a rager with Bokuto

Yamaguchi Tadashi

Probably one of the best on this list, cooks, cleans, always asks before bringing people over, husband material

Ennoshita Chikara

Also a strong choice, father in the making, can be kinda intimidating at first

Nishinoya Yuu

Hahahahaha just no

Tanaka Ryunosuke

Weirdly? A great roommate. Compassionate and understanding, respects your boundaries, ready to sweet talk you into parting with his friends, but rarely throws any parties at home

Sugawara Koushi

Seems like a good roommate but actually isn't one. He is really polite, but you think its all fake and he silently gets judgemental about the way you do chores. Also you feel like he knows all your secrets.

Azumane Asahi

Has no opinion or won’t voice any, so you will be always concerned if hes actually fine with the rules you set

Sawamura Daichi

Father - so great roommate, could fix a door or make dinner

Yahaba Shigeru

Hot take; hot but nasty, one of those pretty boys that wipe their hands into the couch after eating (looks are everything, living spaces? Def not), takeout boxes in the sink, kyoutani is always over and you can hear whatever they’re doing

Kyoutani Kentarou

Won't see him, always at yahabas, surprisingly clean and quiet at home

Iwaizumi Hajime

Good roommate, but you will probably never feel the need to talk? Like maybe 5 words per month and its about when the trash will be collected

imagine meeting oikawa one day when you know literally nothing about iwa

Oikawa Tooru

See yahaba, but more vocal and NEVER cleans the shower even tho his stuff takes up 80% of the shelves in the bathroom

Matsukawa Issei & Hanamaki Takahiro

Why have one bad roommate when you can have two?? They share a room, have the weirdest bed set up and sometimes sleep on one bed bcs you literally can’t get to the second one, but at least they’re fun

Terushima Yuuji

Always talks about hookups but actually has any and you know it cause you’re roommates, tolerably messy, just a guy

Aone Takenobu

Good roommate, clean and proper, but you are scared of starting conversations with him

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Has an Oikawa poster on the bathroom mirror and sometimes talks to him, so many plants in common spaces its starting to annoy you

Tendou Satori

Still pretends his hair is natural, even tho you are roommates and you know how long it takes him to style it. Acceptably messy, but everything is acceptable when he brings homemade sweets.

Shirabu Kenjirou

Uses a ruler to cut his hair so he is definitely insane. Lives like a man (no furniture, no bedsheets). Peaked in highschool - did you know he went to shiratorizawa?

Daisho Suguru

Surprisingly a very good roommate, everyone hates him tho and you don't know why.

Miya Atsumu

Just no. Straight man (derogatory)

Miya Osamu

Nice roomie, but Atsumu is always around which is not so nice. Still husband material.

Suna Rintarou

Bad roommate. Ok on most days, but impossible to argue with. When the dish soap runs out he will use hand soap bcs soap is soap right?

Haiba Lev

An adult that needs an adultier adult to live with. Cannot operate a dishwasher or a washing machine, good thing that his sister or yaku are over so often.

Kozume Kenma

Do you even have a roommate? The only time you see each other is at 2 am when you both want to shower.

Yamamoto Taketora

Like tanaka, but more awkward. At first tries a bit to hard to be your friend.

Kuroo Tetsurou

Good roommate, cleans, cooks, considerate of you but nosy af and will use the knowledge to pester you.

Yaku Morisuke

Mom material, seems like a good roommate, but will aggressively mother you.

Akaashi Keiji

An amazing roommate until he's not. When he’s mad or stressed he will make sure no one has a good time and you're sometimes afraid to leave the room when you know he has a deadline.

Bokuto Koutarou

Loud both awake and asleep (turns, snores, talks in his sleep). Tries VERY hard to be your best friend.

Sakusa Kiyoomi

You will go insane with his cleanliness standards.

Yachi Hitoka

Great roomie.

Shimizu Kiyoko

Good roommate but will always be better than you and give you gay panic.

Ukai Keishin

Heavy smoker so better get used to the cigarette smell.

Takeda Ittetsu

The only person on this list YOU can intimidate. Too busy to be home.

after discussing pros and cons of living with everyone we decided to do our top 3 and bottom 3 roommates

My friend that i did this with:

top:

3. Lev - seems fun and his sister can come over anytime ;)

2. Tanaka - I need someone to force me out of the house lmao

1. Iwa-chan - living with him would literally solve all my problems and i already own a pull up bar come to me iwa-chan

bottom:

3. Suna - literally my brother vibes and not sharing a wall with him drastically improved the quality of my life

2. Tsukki - if I was a haikyuu character I would be tsukki and I could never live with myself

1. Suga - i will not be judged on the way i vacuum the living room carpet he can keep his opinions to himself

Me:

top:

3. Takeda - i like things my way and he will do as i ask, also he is never home

2. Kuroo - he's H O T, even tho he pesters me hes still h o t while doing it

1. Ushijima - hes weird im weird i feel like we gonna vibe. bonus points that my plants will never die anymore

bottom:

3. Atsumu - loud, dirty, god complex

2. Hinata - he will use my favourite bowls and i will not have the courage to tell him to stop because it feels so minor but actually is not

1. Akaashi - just no, my mom actually acts like that and its stresses the fuck out of me, I’m not gonna live with my mom 2.0

what's your top/bottom three and why?

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Kuroo YN:

Kuroo’s Twin and dating Daishou

Nekoma x Fem! YN; Daishou x Fem! YN

Warnings: none

AN: this is a request !

Are you lucky to be related to Kuroo Tetsuro???

Tetsuro would say you are the luckiest sister in the entire world

Kenma would say it’s a curse

Yaku would flat out say “No 😐”

Let’s just say it has its ups and downs

For instance, you get dragged into helping with practice basically daily

But you also get to go to tournaments 👀

And tournaments mean cute boys right???

Correct 🥰

And one of those cute boys just happens to be staring at you right now

You sit up with Akane and Alisa while the boys battle it out for the last spot for nationals

You look down to see a certain snake boy looking your way

Staring… he’s staring at you Yn

Full out 👁️👄👁️

Because you are just so freaking pretty, who can blame him!

Actually all the boys are staring at you Yn but the only one that matters is the one snake 🐍 on the opposite your brother

Now your brother isn’t unaware of this

He’s a middle blocker, he sees it all!

But what he doesn’t see is your precious Yn blushing back at the man who is giving her all the attention

After the game and Nekoma’s victory, you rush down to see your brother

Unfortunately/Fortunately you run smack into the wall of Daishou

You know Daishou, you were just flirting with him 😏

But you also know he’s your brothers arch nemesis

“Hey YN, you look nice today,” Daishou smirks as you blush and smile sweetly at the comment

“Good game Daishou, I thought your team played well!” You respond, still blushing

“Hey could I get your number, I’d like to take you out sometime,” he asks as you nod, quickly punching your number in his phone

You wave and quickly take off to find Tetsuro before he discovers your treason

A few weeks go by and you are talking with Daishou daily

He tells you about his ex-girlfriend and lets you know she’s definitely out of the picture

Soon, you evolve to going on secretive dates

Dates away from the prying eyes of your brother and the entire Nekoma team

Because let’s face it, they all think Daishou is a snake

However you know a different side of Daishou

The side he doesn’t often show to others but is actually really sweet

Soon you two are hanging out often and doing all the cute couple things

Like going to the movies, attending the local fair, taking pictures in one of those photo booths

Tetsuro is aware of your absence and asks you about it

You just tell a tiny white lie and tell him you’re hanging with a new friend

Technically it isn’t a lie tho right

You and Daishou and friends right?

Friends to lovers troupe that is 😌

Daishou eventually takes that next step and asks you to be his girlfriend

Of course you are excited and want to scream it to the world

But you can only scream it so far Yn

Because if Tetsuro finds out, oof

You’ll have a Romeo and Juliet situation real quick Yn

After a while of dating Daishou, you become careless about your strategic date planning

You go into more crowded areas and closer to your home turf

That’s when a certain someone snaps a picture of two certain love birds in an embrace

Kenma sends the picture to Kuroo and says “YN’s making out with Daishou”

Then all hell breaks loose

Not 2 seconds after the text is sent, you receive a barrage of texts and phone calls

You think something’s wrong, skipping the texts and answering your brothers call

“Hey Tetsuro what’s wrong?” You say, blissfully unaware of what’s to come

“What the heck Yn?? Didn’t think you’d be a snake too!” Tetsuro screams as you pull the phone away from your ear

Daishou is just standing there like 🧍🙄

“I’m doing great Tetsuro how are you?” You answer sarcastically knowing you’ve been caught red handed

You aren’t even mad about it, more like relieved

Tetsuro is angry but you know he’ll get over it eventually

At school and home, Tetsuro ignores you for max 2 days

You, on the other hand, enjoy the silence 😌

That is until Daishou decides to show up at school to take you out on a surprise date 🤗

He texts you telling you he’s at the gate and sheer panic grazes your face

Yaku calls you out and you are forced to tell Tetsuro

Of course, he puffs up his chest and races to the front entrance of the school 😒

You follow behind and so do the Nosey Nancy’s of Nekoma high

Kenma is ready to film if necessary

Yaku is just amused

Yamamoto is sad you fell for another man instead of him

And Kai is just exhausted

“How dare you Daishou?!” Tetsuro screams at him as you quickly approach a smirking Daishou

“Tetsuro knock it off now!” You yell, pushing your brother back

“Really YN? Him! Of all people, you choose a snake?!?” Tetsuro screams at you

“Suguru is nice to me and I like him! Can’t you be a little supportive of me please?!?”

Your big eyes bat at your brother as you try to persuade

Tetsuro just sighs

“Fine but if he hurts you, it will not end well!” He says, before turning and scoffing away

You know he doesn’t like Daishou but you know he supports and loves you

And that’s all that matters 🥰

[base0h]

HAIKYUU CHARACTERS MEETING YOU, THEIR IDOL PLAYER

a/n - so this was kinda inspired by the one piece swapped au :) but yeah basically it’s just them meeting you, a professional volleyball player for Japan that they’ve idolized their entire life and aspired to become like you 🫶

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, famous volleyball player reader, this is not an x reader thing!!

are they having a seizure? A stroke? A heart attack? Maybe all three?? | “OH MY GO—“ they’re frozen mid sentence

.✩ hinata (when is bro not tweaking when he meets someone remotely cool?), nishinoya, tanaka (you made him and nishinoya freeze midair like when they saw johzenji’s manager), koganegawa, goshiki, yamaguchi, bokuto (he’ll unfreeze and then yap about how cool you are), yamamoto, inuoka, kinoshita, himekawa (he might’ve died standing up)

you’re scared of them because why are they just staring at you like they wanna murder you? | they want an autograph but are too afraid to ask you

.✩ kageyama, asahi (he doesn’t mean to bro 😭), aone, sakusa (bro doesn’t want germs on him but he also thinks you’re cool so he’s torn)

they’re so sweet, and they walk up to you with so much adoration your heart legit melts | “You’re so cool— you’re the reason I started volleyball and I’m so glad I did!”

.✩ hinata, nishinoya, kanoka, michimiya (she’s literally so sweet 😭), natsu, akane (she got into cheering because of you not her brother don’t tell him)

they’re all calm on the outside but inside they’re tweaking | “Can I have an autograph?” OH MY GOD IT’S Y/N L/N HOLY SHIT—

.✩ hoshiumi, kuroo, yaku, suguru, futakuchi, konoha, terushima

probably the most normal acting fans out of everyone | “Can I have a selfie with you? I’m a big fan of yours :)”

.✩ tendou, sugawara, ennoshita, iwaizumi (bro does not know how to smile for pictures tho), oikawa (he’s gonna do those finger heart things), matsukawa, hanamaki, daichi (also does not know how to smile for pictures plus he can’t figure out how to flip the camera), semi, aran, kai, komori, hirugami, akaashi

they don’t even look like they like you but they really do | “Can I have an autograph?” they say that as they’re looking at you like you’re a piece of trash

.✩ ushijima, kunimi, kenma (you’re his fav streamer), suna (his rbf is so bad) washio, shirabu (I don’t think he’s ever looked friendly in his life)

they’re very nervous and they legit cannot ask what they wanna ask without forgetting who they are where they are and what’s happening 😭 | “Uh— what’s my name for you to sign? Oh! Right— yeah my name is uh— crap what is my name?”

.✩ yamaguchi, hinata, kindaichi, himekawa, kinoshita, yachi (it’ll be a miracle if she actually is able to ask for a picture without dying of anxiety), kanoka, asahi (he forgot what he was gonna ask you too)

you’re a fan of them so now you’re tweaking because they’re asking YOU for an autograph/selfie | “Can I have a self—“ “YES.”

.✩ kenma (you’re literally a premium patreon), alisa, lev (bro him and his sister are so pretty), little giant, timeskip hinata (ninja shoyo bro 😭🙏)

you’re scared because why are they as tall as the BFG | “Can I have a selfie?” “Yeah sur— HOLY—“

.✩ hyakuzawa, tsukishima, ushijima (“hello there” bro has the high ground 💀), hakuba (that one dude in kamomedai), koganegawa, hirugami (not the kamomedai guy his older brother), lev, meian, sokolov (I have no idea who this is I just know he’s 6’7), barnes (also don’t know who this dude is but bro’s 6’9), taichi, tomas

they’re so chill and friendly that you become friends

.✩ fukunaga (he’s hilarious dude no wonder he’s a comedian post timeskip), kai (the guy is a saint 😭), aran, sarukui, konoha, tendou, kiyoko, sugawara, matsukawa, hanamaki

a/n - fukunaga is underrated guys he’s hilarious

[laelelinae]

I don’t love you! Kenma k x f!reader

08. “Almost” (kinda inspired by the song Ceilings lyrics for next chap and this one)

warnings: angst,alcohol uses ,reader ALMOST got drugged (kenma and reader doesn’t drink tho)

menu • about • next

You sighed as you got ready,putting on mini(?) skirt,a turtle neck and just put on some makeup.

One of Oikawa’s friend,Iwaizumi had a car so he just picked you guys up and drove there.

And,surprisingly kenma has a car (blud barely uses it and lend it to Kuroo..)

Not too long,you guys arrived to the loud and bustling place.

People flirting already,people preparing the things and making sure everything is in order.

And there,you spotted the familiar boy that was just sitting on the host couch

Honestly his color kinda stood out,but he just wore his normal outfits. Yet he looked so beautiful.

He was just wearing a really baggy hoodie and some baggy cargos. How does he stand out so much in your eyes.

While everyone was having fun,you and him were not.

You two just sat and watched everything ..till you got up and just got a drink (non alcoholic)

Took a few sips..and watched everyone till you got up and left to the bathroom.

Some bitchass in the party decided to sprinkle some unknown substance in your drink.

When you came back,and was about to drink it..you felt a pair of hands holding yours.

It was kenma,the boy whose heart you apparently broke.

“Kenma?” You tilted your head,confused by his actions.

Deep inside ,your heart was BEATING.

“Don’t drink it,someone put some shit inside of that while you were gone” he whispered as he grabbed the cup and threw it to the trash can nearby.

“Oh..uh,thanks!” You thanked him for that.

God knows what would have happened if he didn’t do anything.

… sometime later..while you two just sat next to each other,not talking to each other at all. Just watching everyone.

And you honestly was feeling kinda unwell,you didn’t really like loud bustling places honestly and plus you almost got drugged.

You rubbed your face against your hands,clearly showing a sign you didn’t feel too well.

“You wanna go?” Kenma lightly tugged on your shirt.

You nodded ,Kenma hands linked with yours. Holding it tightly,not wanting to let you go as he lead you out of the house.

“My place is kinda near here,are you alright with staying for the night? He questions,letting go of your hands. As you guys walked out of the house,heading to his car

oh boy..is time to prepare yourself for a apology tonight.

[emmyrosee]

*me to you 🤭*

*me to any of the hq characters at any given time*

(while doing the mutual ask game thing I went on a Pinterest reaction meme deep dive and found so many gems like this)

more importantly tho, let’s talk about who would send this to YOU.

suna so would, you can’t change my mind about this. but he’d send it “ironically” cause he’s “cool” like that. would turn it into a battle if you send it back bc deep down he’s a dork with a meme collection and a dream who likes to hear you laughing from the other room when he sends more cheesy reaction pics.

atsumu would send this UNironically because he’s trying to be cool in the way he thinks suna is and I won’t comment on that further.

bokuto would also send it unironically but different from atsumu cause he just thinks it’s cute and sends it to you with a million heart emojis after and gets so incredibly happy if you send it back in return and he asks for cuddles when he gets home from practice.

ok now the reverse

you send this to kenma and he’s cackling cause he definitely sees this meme in his twitter replies a million times a day and you know it but he appreciates it from you the most.

iwa receives the picture but he doesn’t really get it. will probably flick you on the forehead and ask what a simp is.

oikawa sends it to himself from your phone when you’re not looking and will reply to the messages as if YOU sent it and you just shake your head (but that’s your cue that he needs some TLC so you don’t really mind, it’s just amusing at this point. give him a hug rn. do it.)

sakusa. yeah. I don’t really need to explain this one right?

kuroo!!! Like kenma, he’s seen it in his best friend’s replies, but he also has a ton of similar pictures saved just to fuck with him- and now you. they get progressively… worse? if you’ve seen others like this yk exactly what I mean by that. not cheesy in the way suna’s are. he thinks he’s hilarious. kenma disagrees.

NWDNWEIFNDIWBDF I COULD KISS YOU TF

bro. BRO. atsumu thinking suna is cool is the funniest thing youve ever said to me bc SUNA IS SO NOT COOL BUT I LOVE THE IDEA THAT EVERYONE THINKS HE IS FNFBDJNDJ

and like. i want to bite bokuto. is that too much to ask? just one chomp bro thats all i want-

THE REVERSES HAVE ME ON THE FLOOR HELP-

iwa could flick me any day and id apologize tf. AND OIKAWA GET OVER HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL BABY I CANT DO THIS *head in hands, kicking a wall.*

and i want to send sakusa the most ferocious, annoying, cheesy, cavity inducing memes i can scower to find, and I DO IT AGAIN, BET ON IT.

[moriartyluver]

Liam in New York would be so funny but also so sad💀 like bro did all that ‘I don’t love you’ act to make fl feel less shitty abt him dying but instead it just made everything worse, and bro didn’t even die😭

He’s so down bad it’s concerning but also silly and cute so who cares

Louis cares

But this ain’t abt him

Stop him loving her too much to make her jealous😭 they’re so cute omfg

BRO I SWEAR IF MORAN COCKBLOCK ONE MORE TIME😭

Josephine should bully him more fr fr

Girl you are not bad at coming up with spicy scenarios, do you not remember the whole thing in William’s office after fl found out he lied to her⁉️ but then that little good for nothing crusty musty broke manwhore gambler cheater 50% off Kuroo + Kuroo if his volleyball career didn’t work out decided to interrupt💔

🎀.

Sherlock strikes me as the type to know nothing about love or romance. I know bro was sick of that idiot each time he would cry about fl. like he’d just be like ‘why don’t you just find her and tell her you love her? She’ll probably forgive you.’

Also liam wrote a letter to fl similar to the Sherlock one and he told Sherlock to give it to fl but because Sherlock went to go stop liam from dying like an idiot, he accidentally took the letter with him and now fl doesn’t know what liam said in the letter. The moment sherly tells liam he starts breaking down crying

Speaking of letters, while liam is gone, fl writes liams letters every so often (like every week or so) as if he’s still alive (but she thinks he’s dead bc she’s not delulu) and every time she visits his grave, she burries the letters beside his empty tomb.

Not Louis getting completely ignored 😭

Fl and Liam would be such cuties if they went to therapy but nooooo the blond wants to kill himself and the future grand duchess can’t talk about her feelings

Regarding the spicy scenarios, I couldn’t even write about them making out without feeling a little out of my comfort zone (not in a bad way. It’s just a bit new to me) also they should have fucked in the office scene /hj

Large amount of the spicy scenarios can’t be done because liams a stupid virgin and fl can’t get over the fact that she hates him but loves him at the same time. It has to be done tho in order to inflict trauma on fl ‼️‼️

Not Moran getting absolutely violated 😭 KUROO IF HIS VOLLEYBALL CAREER DIDNT WORK OUT IM DONE

[lizbotw]

IT’S ALWAYS MY HAIKYUU POSTS tumblr wyddd 😠😠😠 okay y’know what i’m just going to leave it for now and maybe in a week i’ll repost it cuzzz 😿😿😿

[calebx1as]

- attractive things he does

suna rin , atsumu miya , kuroo tetsurou , sakusa kiyoomi

! the word d3ath, boys inlove, gn reader !

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≈suna rin

•he talks about you extremely often

god bless anyone who asks ab u when u n rin r together,, holy shit. rin notices a lot of things about u, and even the tiniest , littlest details about u are so precious to him. u stick ur tongue out when ur focused? noted . ur good with kids? he’s absolutely inlove with u and thinking of u when he plays with or sees a child at one of his games. the boys will ask him yk, how’s yn, and all of a sudden they’re stuck for 1/2 hrs listening to tim talk about u.

“oh yeah how’s yn? it’s been a while”

“atsumu -”

*cracks knuckles*“ i am so glad you asked.”

he literally cannot help it , he doesn’t even realise that he’s talking sm bcus he just has so much to say about u? everything u do is just precious so now the guys just know not to ask or they’ll be screwed , lmao

•always makes eye contact when talking / loves eye contact

it lets him show u that he’s listening , since he’s not a huge talker . he doesn’t want u to think he’s bored of u speaking , or what ur saying , so he’s always, ALWAYS looking you in ur eyes when you talk. he does expect the same from u, ofc. if he’s talking and he catches u looking down he’ll stop, and when u ask why he’ll just flatly say ,” you weren’t looking so i assumed you stopped listening😐 ” and you just look at him like 😦 because it was only for like FIVE seconds .he truly doesn’t care what ur doing , he wants u to look at him when he’s talking - if you give him the eyes he will start stuttering 😔his gaze is always half - lidded, lazy almost, but it makes you feel like he’s seeing right into you. sometimes he’ll raise his eyebrows or scrunch them- but his main thing is eye contact.

•doesn’t treat you like everyone else

we all know rin is emo ☹️,so he does tend to give people the cold shoulder a lot . but u? never. if he’s stone walling his friends and you come up to him, he’s all smiles and ‘ hi, baby’ s . you just make him so so so happy. he’ll never call u annoying even as a joke like with his friends or act aloof- he expresses himself as much as he wants with u bcs ur his favorite </3 even his sister was so shocked when she over heard- y’all talking cus hes never that sweet to ANYONE. he’ll be clingy, he hugs u as soon as he sees u ( atsumu asked for a hug and rin flipped him off 😔😔😔✊), he wants u to know how much he loves u 24/7 cus you fr are special to him.

≈atsumu miya

•tucks your hair behind your ear/ brushes it out of your face

tsumu listens to u very tentatively when u talk, like he’s memorising everything that ur saying - the way ur saying it- what he’s feeling as u say it. he genuinely does wanna keep every moment with u tucked into his brain, so that when he’s lying awake at night thinking of u, he can day dream about u. when you glance up at him, chirping happily about your life to him, he can’t help but hesitantly move a large hand to your face and move away any hair in your face. his eyes flit away only for a moment- he’s still looking at you- just at a different part. he’ll blush a little when he does it for the first time , mumbling a ,” sorry, it was in your eyes.looked like it was botherin’ you.” truthfully,he wants to see your face properly, especially if you have bangs or something, tsum is moving it so he can see the way your eyebrows shoot up in excitement or knit together in frustration. he drinks in your expression, the story, everything in that moment he captures like a polaroid bc he just loves you so so much.

•doesn’t hold your entire hand- just a few fingers

because tsumu is tall it is kinda hard to lose him in a crowd. he will NEVER STOP using that excuse when it comes to holding onto u tho. he loves how your hands feel in his, the squish of your fingers, the way your fingers curl around his entire hand ( or attempt to. cus he’s so bloody large for absolutely no reason) without a thought. if your hands r smaller, he finds it so precious how your tiny little fingers are kinda just like , SWALLOWED by his hands . he thinks it’s so cute. if your hands are bigger/ the same size - it just makes him feel like a little kid to be holding a couple of ur fingers . bonus points if u run ur free thumb over his knuckles , he’s internally dying

•IS SO GOOD WITH KIDS AAA

if you have little kids in ur family they adore tsumu bcus he knows just how to entertain them lol. if he randomly gets tagged while theyre playing tag you best believe he’s SPRINTING. if they’re playing sally in the saucer , he WILL be sally and he absolutely will cheat and choose whoever he wants to be sally. secretly likes playing with nerf guns and is rly dramatic if he gets shot😔 he’ll fall on the floor and hold his ‘wound’ and choke out “ tell ,,, tell my yn,,,,, that i love them,,,,” “uncle tsumu it was a foam bullet🧍🏽” “shhhh hush yer trap” LMAOO he’s rly good with kids . also is amazing at calming down babies when they cry, like he’ll cradle them and make the most stupid noises, nuzzle them and all of a sudden they’re the happiest child alive.

≈kuroo tetsurou

•quips back at sarcasm

if there is no banter, tetsu doesn’t want it. keep ur relationship ✊😔. he literally adores the attitude, if he’s bullying you and you bully him back he’s already SMITTEN CUS WDYM ‘ you would be short too, if you weren’t made up of 90% bed head’ ?? WDYM BRUH THATS SO???🤭 if you tell him to stfu he’ll start giggling he’s literally insane. tetsu cannot help the goofy grin on his face when you don’t even hesitate to hand his attitude right back to him 10x worse, because it feels like you’re just his best friend having fun with him. it also shows him that y’all are similar and can relate to eachother, he rly eats it up. he’ll start pulling out scientific facts to cover up that he’s losing lmao💀

•knows you like the back of his hand

kuroo can read u like an open book, u can hide NOTHING from him. if ur upset he knows , if ur sad he knows, he knows when ur lying. you often times don’t even need to tell him if ur feeling uncomfortable or sad bcus he can just tell and will do anything to fix it. he understands ppl really well without them having to say much, he’s very perceptive. you being his partner means that he can do a lot more than just tell when you need some comfort- but he also knows exactly what you need to hear. so if ur upset, and if you’re comfortable, he’ll settle you down and ask what’s up. he’ll listen, comfort you and then tackle the problem. he is also ready to throw hands if someone’s upset you

•is a lovesick idiot with zero shame

when kuroo likes you, he likes you💀 the whole world, their mothers, their fathers and their sisters know about it , because of the way he acts around you. his face will contort into a sappy grin accompanied by dreamy eyes whenever you’re in the room, he’s always a lot more bright when you’re around, and suddenly when you’re around, everything is funny. even in a room of people he knows, you still get his undivided attention even if you aren’t speaking. everyone knows just how much he cares for you, and the best part is that he doesn’t even express anything verbally, it’s his actions that showcase the pit of admiration he holds for you deep in his heart . kenma’s heard everything about you atp, his grandma is SICK of hearing “ today yn and i-,” ,” nana you wont believe what happened with yn today-!” ,” nana, yn said i looked handsome today, can you believe it?”,” yn laughed at a joke i made today, they’re so smart, it was literally a college level chemistry joke and- HEY DONT ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME NANA”she’s EXHAUSTED 💀

≈sakusa kiyoomi

•pulls his mask down real quick to kiss you

as much as kiyoomi is stoic, it’s just because he isn’t super comfortable around a lot of people and he HATES anything socialising. it makes him feel icky, like everyone is watching him and it’s just too foreign. seeing you in a crowd makes it a lot easier for him, because he’s made you aware of his boundaries and discomforts, and you respect them as well as protect them. he values it a lot when people don’t see him as weird but rather particular. it’s honestly more of a comfort to him to be near you in public, but he would absolutely never say that. he’ll spot you, walk up to your group, put a firm hand on the other side of your head and pull his mask down☹️places a little peck on your forehead, muttering ,” hey , you” and then pulling it up again. you smile at your friends and take him aside - he swears you’re an angel for not making him talk to your friends. it’s a little gesture, but truthfully that’s what being with omi is. little gestures full of care, tenderness and understanding </33

•gets excited about small things

okay nOW listen to me . it isnt just any small thing . if the flower he planted sprouts a rose, you’ll hear a shout of ‘ YN, COME OUTSIDE RN’ coming from the yard and you SPRINT BCUS OMI RAISING HIS VOICE?????? but when you get there and you’re HUFFING, PUFFING , BLOWING THE HOUSE DOWN . his eyes are wide and he’s holding his phone up saying ,” yn, look. my roses are blooming,” he says in a tone that’s seemingly floating between excitement and wonder. your posture relaxes, seeing your 6’3 scary dog boyfriend fawn over his yellow roses just warms your heart </33 when you guys get a new cat together ( he is a cat person argue w the wall) he feels a part of him explode when the cat rubs it’s head all over him. he KNEELS to the floor of the adoption centre and holds the kitty’s head in his hands, stroking the little flat area in front of it’s little ears. he glances as you, eyes smile as he’s smiling behind his mask. ☹️☹️☹️END ME.

•picks up on small things

omi is observant as hell , so even when you guys are just friends he picks up on tiny things u do. when u make a weird face when u touch a weird texture or the way u try so desperately to end a convo with someone you ‘ like ’ he absolutely knows what’s going and he’s like “ huh, didn’t know they didn’t actually like that person” but doesn’t say shit. next time that person is around he magically remembers he needs new wet wipes for his gym bag and funny enough it’s on the OTHER SIDE OF THE MALL😔🤞🏻 oh you don’t like the yellow lemony candy in the bag?? that’s weird, funny how it’s all of a sudden omi’s fav one and now he’s eating it all from the bag so u don’t have to. ( he puts in his wedding vows that he actually hates them too but he did it cus he ‘ unfortunately is inlove with you’ , lmao)

raine’s thots ୨♡୧;;

the rose thing was inspired by my mother, she’s a cutie):also maybe one day i’ll proof read this,,, 🤭who knaaaurrrss n e ways this was fun, byebye <33

[scandeniall]

Hard launch vs soft launch

Some of my votes post vday after seeing hella hard and soft launches in the feeds and ig stories.

Atsumu, Akaashi, Iwazumi, Suna, Kuroo

Atsumu hard launches the relationship. He’s someone that when he’s in it, he’s in it and wants everyone to know and doesn’t care what folks think. He’ll give you the heads up before posting so you can priv your account/limit comments or whatever you wanna do before posting the pic of you on his lap both beaming at the camera. One of his hands is very high up on your thigh the other holding a drink. He will tag you. Captions something stupid like “ouuu scandalous”

Now hear me out. I feel like Akaashi is a hard launcher because he secretly enjoys chaos. He likes you a lot and also knows that he’s an attractive guy with people who try and flirt so why not show you off and dead that flirting shit from others at the same time. Leaves folks including casual friends with their jaws dropped when he posts a pic of you he took showing off the funny mug you’d gotten him as a gag gift. He won’t tag you tho. Captions idk something like “my favorite gifts”

Iwaizumi will soft launch. Partially cause he doesn’t post people too terribly often besides the bros and doesn’t even posts many pics of himself. Also has an aesthetic ass feed so his soft lunch is your legs over his hand resting above your knee. Does it in a 2 pic post and you swipe to see the second slide is zoomed on your anklet with an ‘H’ on it cause y’all been together for a MINUTE but it’s fine cause again he probably posts 5 times a year tops. Won’t caption it cause mfs know what’s up!

Suna is another that soft launches. When he decided to soft launch it is because he’s hella sure in you and seeing a real future with you so like Iwa it takes a while for him to do it. His soft launch pic is a hugging mirror pic with your back showing and his arm pretty damn low on your waist. Captions something dumb like “city boys down -1000”. Posts a bonus vid on his ig story of you 2 at a dark ass club that one of your friends (who knew y were together) took where y’all are loudly singing and swaying to lovers and friends playing.

Kuroo hard launches with a tag. Y’all were on the really good friends to lovers vibe and had been seeing each other for a while unofficially and at some point made it official. Not a completely surprising hard launch because several folks that knew you both had run into you and it was no secret you had multiple mutual friends. However not many folks knew you’d gone past just friends until he makes a birthday photo dump post for you. Makes a semi cute caption of something like “being in love is expensive. Happy birthday to my favorite person ❤️”

[215-luv]

HQ BOYS WHEN YOU IGNORE THEIR KISSES

SUNA: excuse me?? the first time you even dodged his kiss this man already has his eyes narrowed, lips in a pout and mind ready to ignore you the rest of the day until you’ve finally made up your mind. “fine, is that how it is? then suite yourself, brat.” then turns around and occupies himself on his phone, scrolling through whatever while you’re sitting there regretting your life choices - don’t worry tho, when y’all go to sleep at night he makes sure you’re in deep sleep before wrapping you in his arms tight, lips connecting with yours softly and then drifting to sleep with you under his possession.

ATSUMU: pouty baby who only wants your attention and affection. the moment you ignore his kisses he’ll be insistent on connecting his lips with yours. his usual puppy eyes and obvious pout doesn’t stop until you finally give him a proper kiss. “baby, what did i do? why are ya not givin’ me any kisses?” please you feel so bad for treating him like this. he clings onto you 24/7, even when you’ve given up on your little game this man still has his hands all over you all the time. there’s no stopping him.

SAKUSA: ??? did his breath smell? so many questions are going through his brain as you dodged his kisses and he’s so concerned please. he stares at you adjourned, eyebrows in a furrow before hesitantly asking, “..is there something wrong? why did you do that?” - and you, acting like you didn’t do anything crimeful replied, “what do you mean?” the two of you continue to have an intense eye contact session whilst sakusa is on the verge of having a breakdown. with a sigh, he gets up and leaves, not questioning your antics furthermore. he’ll get those kisses soon enough anyway. as if you can’t live without his kisses <33

HINATA: the moment you dodge his kisses he breaks into an ocean of sweat as he stares at you in embarrassment. “i-is there something wrong?” he’s so confused please protect him. he’ll just look at you with those wide eyes while trying to gain a reply from you - but to no avail since you kept dodging his questions away. his eyes never dropped so fast omg stop, give him all the kisses!

KUROO: “are you going to keep playing your little game?” he stares at you unaffected as you’ve dodged his lips for the nth time of the day. as much as he’d want to be stubborn, your boyfriend couldn’t help but feel a tad bit desperate for your lips. before you could even give him a reply, his huge hand holds onto your jaw, forcefully pulling you to meet his lips as he kisses you. hard. he smirks as he pulls away, “now that wasn’t so hard, was it kitten?”

OIKAWA: mans will sprint if ever he’s asking you for kisses. i mean like body jumping over yours and arms holding tight around you. so the first time you dodged him he fell down face flat on the floor. “y-y/n-chan! what was that?!” he yells as he looks at you with a pout, forehead tinted with the color red as he stands up while looking at you suspiciously. when he bends his body to near his lips with yours, you immediately craned your neck away from him—an action that he quickly gasps at. “y/n-chan! what kind of punishment is this?!” a total drama queen.

BOKUTO: lil owl baby suddenly turns grim the moment you dodged his lips. the second time he tries to kiss you, you turned your head away once again—and that was the last stroke of the day. suddenly bokuto doesn’t know how to spike. and all day you’ve been watching in guilt because he was so sad. the saddest. literally a lost puppy in the court and it only took one glance from akaashi until you’ve finally put yourself together, running off to bokuto’s direction as soon as the whistle rings, cupping his face and giving him the kisses he deserves. “i’m so sorry baby, i promise to give you all the kisses you ask for, okay?” you told him, earning a huge grin from his features, arms wrapping around you whilst he lifts you up. “haha! you got me worried there babe! please give me your best kisses now!”

[kaijime]

going to the store to get condoms

cw. suggestive content

a/n. i’m a strong believer this would happen in ukai’s store but i didn’t wanna put it like that

daichi sawamura. i don’t think he’d be ashamed about it. he wouldn’t be confident either, he’s just kinda neutral, giving an intimidating nod when the cashier looks at him.

sugawara koushi. he would be so shady, trying to act all tough when the cashier asks if he found everything he was looking for. man’s voice went down a whole octave.

asahi azumane. would probably ask you to buy them. if you say no he’s still gonna go, but wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses, all disguised and shit. people probably thought he was going to rob the store.

tanaka ryunosuke. the first time he goes to buy them he’s a little bit nervous, the next few times are just him marching up to the store with his head up high, proud of himself with a smug look on his face.

nishinoya yuu. shaky boy, shivering in nervousness and probably buys a bunch of things he doesn’t need to bury the condoms in the bottom of the basket so no one would see them.

ennoshita chikara. kinda like daichi, indifferent to the situation but if you look closely you’ll see the slight smirk in the corners of his lips.

hinata shoyo. another smug bastard, even though he has no idea what he’s doing. what size? flavored??

kageyama tobio. clueless but plays it off with his uninterested face. he’s actually panicking on the inside, much like hinata, he doesn’t know what he’s doing either.

tsukishima kei. tsukishima is always stocked up, his brother gives him some every time he goes on a date with you, but he eventually runs out and has to go to the store. he says he’s not nervous but his hands are sweating and trembling.

yamaguchi tadashi. he thought everything was going smooth until he dropped them in front of the whole line behind him. he never went to that store again.

oikawa tooru. he’s confident, but nervous. talks too much and tells the cashier “yeah i have a girlfriend” and the cashier hadn’t even asked anything like 😐

iwaizumi hajime. he would also buy a lot of stuff to bury the condoms at the bottom of the basket, but not unnecessary stuff, snacks and baby wipes for aftercare.

matsukawa issei. doesn’t buy condoms, his dick is just too big. will buy your birth control tho 👍

hanamaki takahiro. smug mf would call you when he’s about to pick. “do you want cherry or strawberry?” “cherry ig” “aww i wanted strawberry 😞”

kyoutani kentarou. makes a small “hmph” sound when he puts them on the counter just to seem intimidating (does not intimidate the cashier)

kuroo tetsurou. no shame at all. walks in there like he owns the store, probably doesn’t have to pay, he just sends the cashier a look and walks outta there with free condoms.

kenma kozume. orders them online 😐

bokuto koutarou. doesn’t know which ones to buy so he buys them all?? different sizes and different flavors. “guess we’ll have to try them all”

akaashi keiji. will buy condoms and snacks and other stuff for aftercare, might buy a candle if he’s feeling fancy, doesn’t have a problem.

konoha akinori. doesn’t want to, he claims not to be nervous to go (he is) so you have to go buy them if you want protection.

ushijima wakatoshi. he buys them with no problems but also buys your birth control bc he always ends up ripping the condom. big dick problems.

tendou satori. he has no problem going, no shame. will make jokes with the cashier about it too 🙄

goshiki tsutomu. oh no poor boy you’ll definitely have to go buy them yourself.

shirabu kenjiro. kinda shy and nervous, probably gets the wrong pack the first time and has to go back to get the right one.

aone takanobu. assures you he doesn’t mind having a baby with you (partially bc he doesn’t wanna go). if you still want to be protected he’ll go, but the box will probably slip out of his hands a few times, he’s sweating a lot.

kenji futakuchi. has no problem going alone or with you, but prefers going with you just so he can tease you.

atsumu miya. he’ll go with his head up high and a smirk on his face, buys multiple boxes too. “wouldn’t want to run out halfway” he says.

osamu miya. another one who doesn’t mind going, but every time he does he tells you “y’know, i wouldn’t mind a few kids runnin’ around” just to be sure.

kita shinsuke. he’s so polite about it, probably didn’t know where they were the first time he went to the store so he asked an employee. another one who will buy things for aftercare, such a sweet man <33

aran ojiro. he might be nervous the first time he goes but the next few times he’s just neutral towards it.

suna rintarou. you’d think he was nervous bc he was taking so long in the store while you were waiting in the car, but no bitch poor boy’s already got the condoms he just doesn’t remember your favorite chips 😔

sakusa kiyoomi. no shame, but he’s already lowkey disguised with his mask so no one recognizes him.

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[paetalks]

random kuroo tetsuro headcanons i have:

- every teacher loves him

- had a phase when he was younger in which he memorized all of the dinosaurs and wanted to be a paleontologist

- his favorite color is red, but he also really likes blue

- prefers silver jewelry over golden

- reads a lot in his free time

- is a good swimmer

- can skateboard and snowboard

- is also mildly skilled in video games, thanks to kenma

- has a poster of the periodic table hanging in his childhood room

- is incredibly good with children

- sleeps only with boxers on, sometimes even naked

- doesn’t get drunk easily, but when he does he’s lost forever

- he doesn’t cry very often

- listens to mostly indie rock

- lofi when he’s studying

- likes horror movies

- never smoked once in his life because of all the health and chemical damages

- when he was younger he used to be taller than everybody else so he picked up the habit of constantly slouching, but he got it fixed overtime

- and poor baby used to be insecure about his body, especially in middle school

- has a thing for girls that are smarter than him (he likes a challenge)

- his wardrobe is entirely made of three colors: white, red and black

- his favorite movies are avengers, dead poets society and the shining

- has read the perks of being a wallflower and liked it very much

- he tried getting rid of his bed hair for a while back in his early teens but he couldn’t do it so he eventually just started rolling with it

- very respectful

- is subscribed to a science magazine thingy thing and gets their issues monthly

- has the bad habit to skip meals when too focused on something

- def doesn’t drink enough water and hates himself for not doing that

- his love language is physical affection

- does all the chores around his house !

- he likes to do laundry and wash the dishes

- is a bad cook tho

- can’t manage to keep plants alive

- likes mint a lot, like he always has mint-flavored lifesavers in his pockets and always chooses the mint popsicle

- only wears black sneakers, doesn’t matter the occasion

- is the type to not kill a bug, just pick it up and throw it away

- sometimes he plays beach volley with random people at his local sport center

- likes to drive

- takes looooong drives when he is upset or sad

- and is the type to gatekeep the aux cord

- like he’s the only one who’s allowed to choose the music

- has never lost a staring contest in his life

- loves to have a signature scent

- seeks academic validation

- sings in the shower

- is constantly bumping his head around as if he forgets all the time he does actually have something attached to his neck

- his phone is constantly with the maximum ringtone on (scares the shit out of people)

- idk what else i just know he’s the best fr <33

[seita]

— types of doms.

kuroo, kenma, yaku, bokuto, akaashi, + konoha.

+ details what type of doms they are! 

— kuroo tetsurou.

› hard dom and a little mean

› he looooooves punishments so the bigger brat you are the more fun it is for him

› not for you tho bc he will make you cry your little heart out

› call him daddy, sir, or master!!

› you’re his babygirl when you behave but you’re his stupid little pet when you’re bad ):

› very into degredation and dacryphilia

› thinks you’re prettiest when you’re crying about how his cock is too big and how it hurts <3

+

“you wanted to act like a little brat but you don’t want to take your punishment?” he clicked his tongue, shaking his head, “that won’t do at all, kitten. you know better than to disappoint me.”

he grinned when the last words immediately made you cry, “i-i’m sorry, sir! i’ll do better! please punish me!”

the sound of you begging for him to punish you made his cock twitch in his pants. you would have drooled at the sight had you not been forced to your knees. they hit the hard floor with a thunk and it made you wince.

he made a mental note to make sure you were okay afterwards.

but for now, he pulled his cock free, “i’m going to fuck your throat and if you even think about pulling away, you won’t cum for a month.”

— kozume kenma.

› lazy dom

› he’s not strict nor does he care for punishments

› you can call him whatever you want but he likes how his nickname comes off your tongue when you’re cumming

› kind of mean bc he likes to watch you struggle to ride him

› he’s into neglect; he likes to ignore you and watch you cry for his attention

+

his eyes were glued to his phone, scrolling through twitter. even the pretty sounds of your whimpers wouldn’t draw his attention away.

you rocked your hips against his, his cock throbbing inside you as your cunt clenched around him from the stimulation of your clit. as you were whimpering and crying about how good his cock felt, his breathing wasn’t even fast.

he appeared completely unaffected.

it made a sob rip through your chest. you wanted his attention so bad, you wanted to see that your tight little cunt felt good.

with renewed vigor, you began to bounce, using his knees behind you as balance to easily lift and drop yourself down his length.

“ken!” you sobbed when he didn’t even twitch.

the sound of his nickname from your lips made him look up at you finally. tears were making tracks down your cheeks and it made him throb inside you again, “a-am i doin’ good?” you asked, seeking his praise.

his gaze softened for a second before he suddenly looked back at his phone, fighting a smirk when you sobbed again, “go faster and then we’ll see.”

— yaku morisuke.

› hard dom!

› likes to be called sir

› expects you to be a good little service sub and do everything in your power to pleasure him

› makes you worship his cock and balls daily <3

› his punishments are so mean ):

› he’ll ignore you and humiliate you until you’re crying in his lap and begging him to forgive you

› and the best way to do that is to take his cock down your throat like a good little girl <3

+

“i thought you said you could take it, princess?” the name sounded derogatory, condescending and made your skin crawl. you knew he was disappointed; you’d promised you could take him all the way down your throat and you kept choking and pulling away, leaving his cock to throb at nothing.

precum drooled from the tip to the floor, making him glare at you.

“are you stupid? hm?” he snaps, “see, this is why i think i need a new little pet to fuck. since you can’t seem to appreciate my cock properly.”

his words make your eyes widen frantically, shaking your head, “n-no sir! please, i can do it, i really can! l-love your cock so much...’s just too big...”

he hums, fisting your hair once more, “you can take it, if you really wanna show me that you’re my good girl...you’ll take my fucking cock down your throat.”

— bokuto koutarou.

› service dom from hell.

› literally will do anything and everything to please you

› call him daddy <3

› he’ll call you puppy <3

› doesn’t rlly do punishments

› his form of punishment is fucking you until you’re completely dumb on his cock and sobbing for him not to make you cum anymore

› will overstimulate himself because of how desperately he wants to fuck you

+

“puppy’s cunt is so wet,” he pants, burying his face in your neck, “creamin’ so much around me. you’re daddy’s good girl, yeah?”

“yes, daddy! lo-love your cock s’much!” you whine, nails biting in his biceps.

he doesn’t even notice, too absorbed in the lewd sound of your wet little pussy taking his fat cock. he’d already milked orgasm after orgasm from you and you could barely tell up from down at this point.

“i’m gonna cum, puppy,” he whines, “can daddy cum in your little cunt? please, puppy?”

“yes!” you squeal, “please, want your cum so bad, daddy, please-”

“alright, pup,” his voice grows tighter as he slams his hips against yours, mouth opening in a loud throaty moan as he cums, filling your sensitive cunt right up.

he doesn’t stop, however, even after his cum is fucked out of you. even when he starts tearing up from how sensitive his cock was as he continued to fuck you, intent on filling you up until his balls simply couldn’t anymore.

— akaashi keiji.

› soft dom <3

› doesn’t care what you call him, whatever you want works <3

› he’s a bit of tease

› likes to edge, deny, and ruin your orgasms

› because he likes to hear the way you cry for him to make you feel good

› knowing you could reach down to rub your clit but you want him to do it makes his cock hard

› uses very soft petnames for you like honey and pretty baby <3

+

“ah, you got tighter,” he mutters, mostly to himself, rocking his hips slowly against yours, “are you about to cum?”

your mouth falls open and you nod, tearily staring up at him in a silent plea for him not to pull away.

but he does. and you sob, kicking your legs as your body twitches sporadically.

“shh...” he soothes, offering a sweet kiss to your forehead, pushing his cock back into your tender little cunt, “you’re doing so good, just a little more and i’ll make you cum nice and hard...”

“p-please, keiji, it hurts!” you sob, clinging to him as you cry, “w-wanna cum on your cock so bad, please!”

he smiles, “you can take a little more,” he assures, letting you pull his chest flush against yours so you can cry against his neck, “you’re such a good girl, letting me edge you like this. you know it’ll be worth it.”

you really do but that doesn’t mean the build up isn’t hell on earth.

— konoha akinori.

› he can either be the meanest dom imaginable or the softest service dom for you

› another one who doesn’t have a name preference but he likes when you call him sir when he’s being mean and daddy when hes soft <3

› will call you bunny or little one <3

› sort of a sadist tbh

› into physical punishments like spanking

› will also slap you bc he thinks you’re so pretty when you stare at him with watery, startled eyes

› but he also loves when you cling to him and tremble in his arms when he makes you cum <3

+

“daddy...” you pant, eyes rolling back as his cock reaches that sweet little spot deep inside you, “feels good...”

“i know, little one,” he grins, “i can feel you squeezing me...you’re gonna cum soon, aren’t you?”

you nod and open your mouth to say something but you cut yourself off with a little squeal when he suddenly folds you up into a mating press.

“yeah, there we go...” he pants, “you’ll cream nice and hard for me in this position won’t you?”

when you don’t answer for a second, he reaches down and slaps you across the cheek. it makes you sob and your cunt clench down even tighter. suddenly, you begin trembling and your eyes roll back, making him moan.

“fuck, you’re cummin’ now, huh? all cause i slapped you?“

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what about some haikyuu boys trying to explain how morning erection works to their s/o? if you could include Kuroo, Sugawara, Oikawa and Satori I'd be more than grateful 🥺

characters: kuroo tetsurou, sugawara koushi, oikawa tooru, tendou satori

genre: smut, a miiiini plot bc i can't control myself

word count: 1.2k

warnings: fem!reader but can be read as gn!reader, also kinda oblivious!reader?, established relationships, the slightest somnophilia (reader is just grinding while oikawa is asleep, he wakes up immediatly tho), handjob, morning wood (obvs), implied sex

authors note: omg this was my first ever request, thank you sm anonnie! i'm so sorry bc i'm pretty sure i got carried away and only kuroo and tendou really fit your request, but i still hope you'll like it<3 this was actually really hard bc i was so anxious about fucking up my first request, i also didn't really know much about morning woods (well now i do heh) and i find tendou kinda hard to write for but i really wanted to make anon happy. i stayed up till 4am for this🧍‍♂️here's a link to my masterlist<3

pt.2: kageyama tobio, haiba lev, hinata shoyo

kuroo tetsurou:

„your dick does what, why now?”

kuroo rolled his eyes. this is the third time he has to repeat himself and you still look at him as if you’ve never heard anything more complicated in your life.

sighing, the tall male leaned back against the headboard of your shared bed, trying to make himself as comfortable as he could, with you finally quenching your curiosity about his morning wood, and said morning wood pressing against his boxers and your sheets.

“one more time, y/n, there’s a number of reasons. first of all, the male body has its peak of testosterone in the morning. basically, the sudden increase of the hormone in the changing stages from being asleep to waking up, can get your guy up.” as he saw you open your mouth to ask a question, he immediately followed with: “yes, even without actually being aroused”, effectively making you shut your mouth again. the fact that he knew exactly what you wanted to ask, made him chuckle. kuroo knew you like the back of his hand.

“another one is that my body is aware of what’s going on, even when i’m asleep. if your ass grazes my dick, it’s gonna react.” grinning proudly, you sat yourself in his lap, wrapping your arms around his broad shoulders.

“mhh, i’m glad you can’t resist me, even in your sleep. so… you want some help with that?”

the dark-haired male decided to play along, putting his large hands on your waist, pulling you closer and leaning in, just to stop a few inches from your lips and murmur: “you know, i could also just need to pee really bad”, making you lean back and stare at him dumbfounded.

as much as he wanted to actually teach you about this topic, kuroo would never pass up an opportunity to tease you.

sugawara koushi:

as suga jerked awake, he immediately became aware of his severe case of a morning wood. not only that, but he could also feel your ass pressed up snugly against it.

once the sleep slowly drained from the man’s eyes, he noticed that it was still dark outside and quickly checked the time to see his alarm clock reflecting the numbers 5:50 a.m. back at him. he knew he had to get up at 6 if he wanted to be an exemplary teacher and get to school earlier to prepare for class, but with the way your ass was pushing against his hard dick, his mind was too clouded by lust to care. he needed you, and he needed you now.

“baby, wake up”, in suga’s husky morning voice was the first thing you heard as you were gently stirred awake. when you cracked your eyes open, the silver-haired man was already kneeling between your legs, cock heavy and leaking against your panties.

yawning, you asked concerned: “kou’? what’s wrong? is everything okay?”

not being able to wait any longer, sugawara slowly started grinding against you through your shorts, making your breath hitch and legs spread wider.

“y-yeah, just a morning wood emergency. i can’t go and teach like that. let me use you quickly, princess”, suga almost whined, pained.

trying to hold in your whimpers to understand what led to this, your eyes jumping from the male’s handsome face to his pretty, hard dick, you wondered: “what’s gotten into you?”

at that, suga scoffed, amused at you wanting to know what led to his erection instead of getting to business right away.

“woke up to your pretty lil’ butt all snuggled up against my dick. you make me hard, even in my sleep y/n”, he rasped impatiently, but still wanting to quench your interest.

despite the fact that this was definitely not the most romantic thing you have heard from sugawara koushi, you couldn’t stop the butterflies erupting at the thought of him craving you this badly, even while asleep.

“c���mere kou’”, you softly murmured, pulling him down for a kiss, ready to help your boyfriend’s morning problem.

oikawa tooru:

tonight, wasn’t your night. you barely got a wink of sleep, while your boyfriend slept like a stone beside you. you knew it wasn’t his fault you couldn’t sleep, but that didn’t stop you from sulking like a spoiled child.

you were tired but also incredibly horny, and as if some gods heard the prayers you didn’t even direct at them, you noticed oikawa’s morning erection standing loud and proud under your shared sheets like every morning.

not wasting a moment, you ripped the sheets off him, straddling his lap and grinding your soaked panties against his erect boxer-clad cock. it’s not the worst feeling oikawa has ever woken up to, in fact it was definitely one of the best. everything’s better than being slapped awake by iwa-chan’s shoe hitting him in the face back in high school.

as the tanned man started to fidget and his calloused hands landed on your hips to guide you along his cock, your curiosity about his daily morning wood got the best of you.

“why are you hard every morning, tooru?”, you asked innocently, while not-so-innocently continuing to tease him with your hips.

“u-uh, something about hormones a-and, oh shit, faster babe”, oikawa needily pleaded, not in the mood to be explaining the scientific reason behind his reoccurring morning problem.

unsatisfied with the answer, you stopped the grinding to frown at him and complained: “but i wanna know more, tooru.”

the brunet looked up at you, groaning but knowing you wouldn’t just let it go. “fuck, okay. how about this: you make me cum, and i answer all your questions about… morning woods, after. deal?”

“…deal.”

tendou satori:

you woke up before tendou, feeling his hard-on press against your naked thigh, making you want to continue the fun you had last night.

luckily, your boyfriend also woke up, though not as happy about his morning wood problem as you.

“’tori… i need you”, you seductively purred, letting your petite hand slide down to his erection, wrapping around it and giving it a few slow, lazy pumps. to your surprise, your usually vocal-in-bed boyfriend didn’t moan, but only tensed at your ministrations.

not thinking much of it, you attached your lips to the base of his throat, sucking and licking while giving his cock a hard tuck, hoping to get a pretty moan out of him.

what you didn’t expect however, was for tendou to jump up and run to your bathroom while squealing like a little schoolgirl. dumbfounded, you froze in the position you were in, leaning towards where your boyfriend was laying just a few seconds ago, with your hand in a half-fist.

after a few minutes, the red-haired man sheepishly re-entered the room, scratching the back of his blushing neck with a matching blush on his face.

“i-i uh…”, at his voice cracking, tendou cleared his throat before continuing: “i’m so sorry sweetheart, i didn’t mean to run off like that.”

finally breaking out of your stiffness, you looked at him, puzzled, before asking: “why did you run off? if you didn’t want to make-out, I would’ve understood a simple no.”

“it’s not that! it’s just… morning wood doesn’t always mean i’m horny, sweetie. sometimes it happens when you desperately need to pee.”

“oh”, you awkwardly remarked, “i didn’t know that ‘tori, i’m so sorry. i just thought…”

chuckling, tendou leaned down, kissing your forehead and reassuring you: “don’t worry angel, you never stop learning.”