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couldtransitionsaveher · 9 months ago
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KURAMA from YU YU HAKUSHO
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JUSTIFICATIONS:
"The character starts as this ruthless bandit in the past and grows into someone more kind and compassionate through his relationship with his mother. He spends the whole series trying to leave that past life behind and go toward a better one." - Anonymous
"She's the spirit of a demon who hid away in an unborn child (while being chased by a spirit cop), always fearing the public revelation of her monstrous form after learning compassion and love for humanity, constantly struggling to maintain her outer image and avoid sinking into the cruelty and callousness of demonhood.
She's a master cat(fox) burglar who steals in order to save her sick mother.
She has an "alternate persona" where she lets the demon out and fully transforms (into a kitsune, no less).
She rejects her demonhood and ultimately tries to give it up to become more human
A deep sadness always lurks behind her eyes, and even her happiness seems subdued and timid.
She constantly represses her emotions and tries to remain calm and rational even under extreme duress
She's voiced by a woman in the Japanese dub
Her style. Her panache. Her FITS, dear lord. And the flower thing? My God, I could go on about her forever." - Anonymous
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rouge-the-bat · 1 year ago
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help ever since i thought of kurama calling hiei "kitten" i havent been able to stop thinking about it. its just like, the perfect mix of teasing hiei for having so many cat-like tendencies, being a cute endearing nickname full of adoration, while also being condescending in like a loving dom kind of way, and also a side of teasing hiei for being small and comparatively much younger than kurama. it has it all. AND if it comes out as "my kitten" then it had a bonus of Possessiveness. ownership. its so so perfect. especially with hiei in a collar and leash-
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sarayashikidays · 2 years ago
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Kuwabara doodles
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cloudaintfair · 11 months ago
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Some Taneko Headcanons for White Day.
Keiwa Side
Keiwa has had people use Valentine's Day to confess their love to him. It often made him feel bad to reject them, but, as his sister puts it, its better that he rejected them instead of going out on dates with them when he just does so out of obligation not out of love.
Sara had vehemently rejected his plan of giving every person who gave him chocolates on Valentine's Day, a chocolate on White Day.
He had reasoned out that it was like the friendship chocos that the girls would give their male friends.
Even still, his suggestion met with a resounding no to the point that Sara had to confiscate all of the chocolate he had bought for white day and store it in the house.
This got him the reputation of "dateless" or the title "dateless Keiwa" but of how dejected he often goes to school during white day, which made everyone assume things.
And there you have it, the origins of the "my brother cannot find date" statement that Sara implied when he reported her brother missing. The ironic thing was that she was the cause of such a reputation.
Keiwa didn't mind the title as it was true, he was dateless, but he had to admit that the label stung him a bit, which he just shrugged off.
The label originated from some friends of the people who had confessed to him on Valentine's Day, believing him to be cruel for rejecting the proposal but still accepting the chocolates given to him.
Sooner, Keiwa became part of a dance troupe, and he wasn't really seen in school all that much.
Fast forward to now, Keiwa got panicky when March 7 rolled around. This was the first time he was going to give chocolate to someone he really loved instead of the casual way he had planned all those years ago.
He had consulted his sister, some female friends in the dance troupe, heck he even bit the bullet and asked Tsumuri for advice.
And no, he won't ever, ever, ask Ace for an advice, he'd only get teased.
The surprising bit of advice came from Michinaga.
"Tch, just be yourself, Na-go's already liked you, no need to make a spectacle out of it."
Keiwa was stunned at the advice, he didn't think Michinaga would just give out advice like that.
Neon Side
Neon was giddy with excitement when 12:00 MN March 14 rolled around. She was excited about what kind of chocolate she would receive from Keiwa.
To be fair to her, she was cautioned by Sae not to expect too much as some men would forget about White Day at all.
But Neon couldn't help herself, last Valentine's was her first time giving someone, anyone, homemade chocolates that she asked Sae to teach her to make one.
She was going to admit that she had a lot of unrealistic expectations as March 14 approached.
But she also knew that there was a possibility that Keiwa would just forget, as Sae warned her so she tried to calm her expectations.
Not before long, she was able to sleep.
The day went about normally, but suddenly Keiwa stopped in front of her, dressed casually like it was just any other day.
Keiwa might have forgotten what today was.
She forced her disappointment down and attempted to enjoy her day with her boyfriend.
Not before long, her disappointment was forgotten as she was approached by a lot of people and some had even asked her to teach them about some of the dance steps she uses on her page.
Keiwa volunteered to be one of the teachers alongside Neon, citing how his sister forced him to learn the dance with her.
Soon night time rolled around as the people who approached her earlier in the day soon left feeling satisfied.
The actual giving.
"I hope you didn't think I forgot about today."
Neon was greeted with a thin box wrapped in black and yellow with a green ribbon.
"B-but how?"
"I had nee-chan bring it here not that long ago. I didn't want the chocolate I made to melt during the day."
But, but...
"I figured a leisurely stroll that turned into an impromptu dance lesson was right up your alley instead of having date at a fancy restaurant.
"Oh Keiwa!"
Neon jumped into Keiwa's arms and kissed him, in public.
"So how'd you like my leisurely stroll as a gift?"
"I enjoyed it" Neon smiled. "Better than what I expected."
The next day...
Neon's kiss of Keiwa's lips went viral.
Ace: *whistles* Way to go Tycoon, Na-go!
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youreaclownnow · 10 months ago
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They clocked his ass so hard
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a-jewel-in-history · 2 years ago
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saw these pants n immediately had to put kurama in them :3
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cm2tfemotd · 1 year ago
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Todays Canon Male to Transfem Headcanon is Yashamaru Kurama from Samurai Showdown! she is a trans girl with ptsd that uses she/her!
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remy-roll-writes · 1 year ago
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can i ask kurama, hamano and hayami for the queer headcanons? :)
I already made some for them a while ago here
but ima do more
Kurama Norihito:
he never felt the need to come out to anyone because his moms are gay as well. he's very casual about it
while I did say he's cis in my other post, I could also see him as a demiboy. He doesn't bother too much about it
he was honestly shocked when he found out about homophobic people because he grew up in a very accepting household
Hamano Kaiji:
he's boyflux so mostly masc feeling and presenting yet he does wear dresses and skirts from time to time and he looks so pretty
visits as many pride parades as he can
he's also a victim of rainbow colored thing. you know how companies put rainbows on everything during pride month so the gays will buy it? he buys everything he sees just like me
Hayami Tsurumasa:
owns both the fem and masc school uniform but on most days, they can't decide what they rather want to wear
gets all giddy when people can't tell their gender. absolute androgynous icon
before identifiying as non-binary, they were a transgirl for a very long time
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mystwrites · 1 year ago
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nnngghhhh!!!! i need lee/ler kurama fics or hcs so badly rn😭💀i’m so obsessed!! look at him!!!😭
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yourfaveisomegaverse · 1 year ago
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Kurama from Naruto is an Alpha!
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skyahri · 4 months ago
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Unplanned |Naruto Men X Reader| HC
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Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Shikamaru Nara, and Kakashi Hatake
Summary: Pregnancy scenarios 'cause I can.
Warnings: Mentions of pregnancy. Bad words. All fluff.
Masterlist Ko-fi
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Sasuke Uchiha
He isn't the kind of guy to outwardly dote on you.
He's never been good with words or physical touch, more so preferring quality time together. You sleep in the same bed, eat meals together when it's convenient, and lounge around together when time allows.
When you come home from a last minute doctor's appointment with some big news, none of that really changes.
He assures you that he's happy, that he loves you, and this is all wonderful, but that's about all you're going to get out the emotionally constipated man.
However, while words may not be his strong suit, actions certainly are.
It's become painfully obvious that you are never allowed to go anywhere alone ever again.
He's like a shadow, following you everywhere and anywhere you decide to go. It doesn't matter that you're just running to the market- he's coming with. Ino invited the girls over for a dinner party? Cool, he'll walk you there, hang around in the shadows outside, then walk you home.
When questioned, Sasuke only says that he doesn't trust other people. Already knowing how he is, you don't push him any further. (Not that he'd entertain you if you did.)
People notice pretty quickly. He's not subtle and it's not exactly common for the Uchiha to be so openly clingy.
You wanted to keep the pregnancy a secret for a little while longer. You knew that his status would make the whole thing bigger than you'd like and it was still so early, only about eight weeks in. But people were becoming more and more insistent with their questions.
"Seriously, did something happen? He's been watching you like a Hawk for the past month."
"It was cute at first, but now it's straight up creepy."
Sakura and Ino dramatically shiver at the notion. You laugh, imagining how unsettling this all must look from the outside.
"It's fine, I promise. He's just been a little overprotective since he found out I was pregnant."
They don't register it at first. They just nod in understanding and move to sip their tea. You can almost see it click in their heads before they slam down their cups and start freaking out.
"Wait, WHAT?"
Naruto Uzumaki
"Congratulations! Based on the ultrasound, I'd say you're about five weeks along. It's still early, but you can see a tiny sac right here-"
Your mind is going a thousand miles a minute, thinking of everything and nothing as the doctor points out the tiny, centimeter-long blob in the picture.
Naruto had been bugging you for the past three weeks about a smell. He swears it's nothing bad, just that Kurama is insisting that your scent has changed and- blah, blah, blah. You never could get any more information out of him, which just left you to eventually cave and visit the doctor. Animals have instincts for a reason and who were you to ignore them?
Turns out, that damn fox was right.
After a half-hour lecture on what you can and can't do anymore, you were handed a goodie bag of essentials and sent on your way.
You barely remember the walk home. Your mind was completely blank as it tried to process the news. It wasn't until Naruto was standing in front of you in the doorway to your home that you finally snapped out of the trance.
You stared up at him. His eyebrows were knit together and he was asking if everything was alright. He pulled everything out of your hands and not-so-gently set them on the floor.
"I'm pregnant."
His eyes blew wide and not even a second later he was smiling, pulling you into him and spinning you around. It's over just as quickly as it started. He's setting you back down on your feet and looking you over, mumbling a few hollow apologies for manhandling you. He takes a deep breath, that lopsided grin on his face never leaving.
"You're pregnant."
Just those two words have all the fog clearing from your head. Reality is forced onto you in an instant. In any other situation, it might have made you dizzy, but right now you couldn't be happier.
"I'm pregnant."
Shikamaru Nara
He really should've seen this coming.
Honestly, with how careless he is with protection, it's a wonder how you hadn't gotten pregnant sooner. A year and some change of not bothering with condoms and lazy, half-assed pullouts had finally come to bite him in the ass.
Although he knows this is all going to be horrifically bothersome, he can't find it in himself to be all that bothered. No, not when you're standing in front of him so nervously, little tears gathering on your waterline as you hold out a slip of paper for him to take.
He pulls you into a hug- a very tight, very intimate hug. One of his hands is on your lower back, pressing you into him, and the other is in your hair to cup the back of your head. He can feel the stress start to melt from your body as you relax into him, your arms moving to loosely hold him back.
"I'm sorry. I know this wasn't exactly planned..."
It definitely wasn't planned. He didn't like to think about things too hard. The only talk about the future he'd engaged in was a brief confirmation that you were both interested in pursuing each other exclusively and that neither were against marriage and kids.
But even though this was sudden and unprompted and definitely not what he was expecting when you asked to talk with him privately, he just couldn't find it in himself to be anything other than pleased. Sure, he would've liked to wait a few years and it preferably be after he'd properly proposed and married you, but none of that is deterring him.
He loved you. He didn't say it as often as he probably should, but that didn't make it any less true. You were easygoing and passive and fit into his life with no resistance. His friends liked you, possibly more than they did him. You liked to cook and he never had to worry about you causing trouble.
This was fine.
Not troublesome in the least.
"No, this is... good."
Kakashi Hatake
He was positive he was sterile. He'd have to be after all the injuries and trauma he's sustained, right? Four years and not a single scare, yet here you were, apparently three months pregnant, handing him a report from the OB's office.
He couldn't even form a sentence. He just sighed and sat back onto the couch with his eyes closed. It's only eight in the morning, it's too early for this, not that there'd ever be a great time.
"I knew you weren't going to be thrilled, but now I'm starting to get nervous. Can you please say something?"
He held his arm up and gestured for you to come towards him. When he could feel you brush against him, he grabbed your wrist and carefully yanked you onto his lap. You let out a relieved, albeit hesitant, chuckle as he slowly wrapped himself around you, his head finding solace in the crook of your neck.
The two of you stayed like that for a little while until he let out the loudest, most dramatic groan you'd ever heard leave his mouth, followed by a mumbled 'are you sure?', to which you rolled your eyes.
"Yes, I'm sure. Here, you can see for yourself."
You unfold the paper and pulled out a few pictures. He shifts you around so you're at a better angle before he takes them into his hands. It's obvious that he has no idea what he's looking at- just that the blob is already baby-shaped and very, very intimidating.
You point out some of the obvious things, the head and feet and such, before moving down to the very last photo at the bottom.
"And that little spot right there means that we're having a boy."
"I thought they couldn't tell the gender until later."
"It is later, Kashi. Fourteen weeks."
He lets you take the pictures from him so he can set his hand on your stomach. You'd mentioned gaining a little weight recently, which he honestly hadn't noticed, but now he's wondering how he could've missed it as he brushes his fingers over the slightest most obvious bump in your usually flat stomach.
He must've been zoned out for too long, because you're calling his name and setting your hand over his. He hums, a slight acknowledgment that he's heard you, but you know he's not actually listening.
He's too busy thinking about diapers and bottles and late nights and early mornings. How his son is going to be in the same class as his student's kids. How Gai is going to be a hundred times more annoying in the coming years.
But then a single thought completely derails his spiraling. He wonders what your baby will look like. If he'll be a morning person like you or like to take naps like him. If they'll accel in genjutsu or not, because while he certainly does, you most certainly don't.
He's spent time with Kurenai and Mirai. While raising a person definitely seemed difficult, he couldn't deny that Kurenai was happy. Actually, despite Asuma's untimely death, she's the happiest he'd ever seen her.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, just... thinking about how annoying it'll be to tell everyone we're expecting."
"Seemed more like panicking to me."
"... shut up."
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ace-artemis-fanartist · 8 months ago
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Still on my yyh re-watch, and one of my hcs is Hiei annoying Kurama while he’s trying to study because he's bored and wants to fight someone.
Also, I forgot Hiei is under house arrest (city arrest?) thanks Spirit World so he's probably very bored and only knows two-ish ppl that are worthy of a good fight.
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rouge-the-bat · 1 year ago
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⭐️ YYH HC #24 ⭐️
kurama LOVES puns. he likes casually spinkling them into conversations and saying them with a straight face. sometimes ppl notice, sometimes it goes over their head, but either way he finds it amusing.
hiei doesnt like puns- or usually he doesnt. when anyone tells a pun, he'll glare at them with a blank but clearly judgmental face, and refuses to acknowledge their shit otherwise.
but in the case of kurama, hiei cant help but find it cute and endearing, as much as he tries to pretend otherwise. it just amuses him how his partner can be so dangerous and clever... but is also such nerd. he cant get over how the king of thieves is such a ridiculously cute and silly fox, even if he rolls his eyes and tells kurama to shut up anytime he tells another pun- its all just an act to fight against his urge to smile.
yusuke also loves puns. but he doesnt slip them in subtley, he likes to stop the whole conversation to make sure everyone hears his pun with a shit-eating grin on his face. he wants to make everyone roll their eyes and groan at him for it.
kuwabara likes puns as well, though he usually struggles to come up with his own unless its on accident. he also groans at yusukes puns simply out of principle of yusukes shit-eating grin, not realizing thats exactly the reaction yusuke is aiming for.
botan likes telling puns, but when others tell puns she tends to roll her eyes with a smile, in a very "oh, you!" fashion. her puns sometimes have a tendency to contain some dark humor, which creeps out kuwabara.
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randomreadingtimewithtsuki · 5 months ago
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Hello pufavo you could headcanon in yu yu hakusho your girlfriend (reader) using your blouses 👕 staying one dress in her please I I would appreciate it ❤️❤️
Hello!
Thank you for requesting and i am sorry for taking so long!
From what i got from your request, you wish a scenario/ HC about reader wearing they boys shirt right? As you did not mention which character i will write for the main four!
Also, gender neutral, for inclusion :3 A bit short, though.
Reminder that YYH is not on the current list. I am writing this because idk, i felt like it, Please check the Rules page before requesting.
I hope this is of your liking please let me know what you think!
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Yusuke
Most of the time Yusuke is wearing a white T-shirt, so it might take him a little awhile to figure out that is his shirt you are wearing,
Boy has tons of them, might even go unnoticed.
Now, if you try to wear one of his jackets, then, for sure he will notice.
At first he would be slightly confused. Why are you wearing his clothes?
But then he would get a cocky grin on his face and tease you about missing him so much you stole his clothes.
Be prepared for the teasing hell!
If you get too embarrassed and try to return it, he will turn it down.
Saying you look better than him on that jacket, but also complain you could have asked for it instead of just taking it.
Yusuke is lowkey very happy.
When you eventually return it, he will take a note of how it smells of you. He loves it!
From now he will tease you asking if you stole another clothes of his.
Kuwabara
Unlike Yusuke he has a bit more color range from his shirts, but still mostly white or black.
But Kuwabara will quickly noticed you are wearing his shirt.
How? It doesn't quite fit you. Whether is because is too big or too large? He can't explain, it just not fit you right.
Will get shy af and very confused too.
If you offer to return it, he will stumble on his words, but turn it down.
He will say ( or try to) that you look cute! He loves seeing you wearing his shirt!
Boy is beyond happy doesn't even try to hide it.
When you eventually return it, he will cherish that shirt - it smells like you. A bit weird? yeah, but you have no idea how happy he was!
Lowkey hopes you steal other shirts in the future!
He will be ready to lend you his jacket, at anytime too!
Hiei
Well, Hiei owns only black clothes that are tank top like.
But he will notice right away that you are wearing something that is his.
He will make a snarky remark asking if you have no clothes of your own to wear.
He doesn't mean to be rude or mean, it's just, an unexpected behaviour.
He doesn't know how to feel. What is this warm feeling?
If you try to return it, he will turn it down.
Saying that if you got, you probably need it. Will also tell you to shop for more clothes.
When you eventually return it, he will just stare at you and the shirt before taking it - doing a little hmpf.
Will ask you if you finally bought new clothes too.
But deep now, he did not mind that you took it.
If he sees you are cold, he will toss his shirt ( or cape!) at you. No words, just tossing it.
Lowkey hopes you do it again, will never admit it, but he adored your smell on his stuff.
Kurama
Probably the one of the most clothing choice.
Will also notice right away that you are wearing his clothes. Oh he knows just by one look.
At first Kurama won't say anything, just smile.
He finds it beyond adorable to see you wearing his clothes.
But he will eventually ask you " is that mine?" in the most random time possible to catch you off guard.
His goal? Make you embarrassed.
If you offer to return it, he will turn it down and say it looks a lot better in you.
He absolutely loves how embarrassed you got!
When you eventually return it, he will smile at you and thank you.
You can't tell by his expression but he is very very happy.
Because now his shirt smells like you, his favourite scent.
Like Kuwabara he will offer you his jacket anytime and/or he will gently place it on your shoulders and just smile.
He is dying to tease you about it again, he lives for your embarrassed face!
So be prepared for more random questions or answers if someone's asks why you are wearing his clothes!
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Thank you for requsting! i hope this was of your liking!
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cloudaintfair · 11 months ago
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Might be a little late for some Valentine's Day Headcanons, but it's still the month of February so here goes.
Keiwa's side (with a dash of Sara):
Keiwa, contrary to popular belief, has received lots of chocolates when he was at school.
The reason why Sara doesn't believe that Keiwa could have a girlfriend when the policeman suggested after she reported him missing was the fact that she knew that Keiwa was only receiving store-bought chocolates as opposed to homemade ones.
But yes, Keiwa has received chocolates every February 14.
But unknown to his sister, he has also received homemade chocolates, especially from unknown people who used his shoe locker as a means to confess their love to him.
And those chocolates ended up being judged as storebought by his sister.
Keiwa, this time, also received chocolates from the people he knew in the Desire Grand Prix.
He received one from Sae Ganaha, which confused the hell out of him. (It was apparently an apology for how she acted in the competition. ie her mother forced her to give him one)
He received one from Tsumuri which got him all awkward considering the events that transpired with the Bujin Sword Buckle.
Of course, he also received not one but two chocolates from his sister, one store-bought and the other homemade. Well, the homemade one was under his supervision.
Most importantly, he received a homemade chocolate from Neon, who was beet red before giving him a kiss on his cheeks.
That got him blushing mad as a result.
Neon's side
Neon hasn't given or received chocolates due to how strict her mother was
While chocolate-giving wasn't banned at her school, it was just not allowed for two months, hence the students from her school opted to give them personally outside of school where the school rules weren't enforceable.
And she was always brought to and picked up from school so wouldn't be able to give chocolates or receive chocolates.
This Valentine's Day came around, and she went to the one person who was relatively unrelated to the person she was giving homemade chocolate: Sae Ganaha.
Neon would've gone to Tsumuri, but she didn't know if the DGP's navigator even knew how to cook.
The other person she could have gone to was Sara, but she was very related to the person she was giving a homemade chocolate so she was immediately disqualified.
Sae simply smirked before referring Neon to her mother, who also forced Sae to attend the chocolate-making lessons because she knew she'd need to make one someday.
Sae and Neon learned how to make chocolates under Sae's mother's supervision.
After she made some batches of chocolates, Neon chose one of the best and wrapped it with yellow and black wrappers before drawing her ID core's logo on it in pink.
She also drew Tycoon's ID core logo to make it even more special.
When they met at the Desire Lounge on Valentine's Day, Neon immediately gave her chocolate to Keiwa, The same time Tsumuri gave her chocolate to him.
A dash of Tsumuri:
Tsumuri knew how to make a simple chocolate bar. And as this era's culture dictated, girls and women give chocolate to the people they care about, in light with this, Tsumuri made everyone a chocolate bar for each of the former participants of the Desire Grand Prix, people who have impacted her existence.
As soon as Valentine's Day rolled around, she made sure to call everyone, including Buffa, PunkJack, Keilow, and Nadge-Sparrow. She gave each of them a bar of chocolate wrapped in black and white wrapping paper.
Some of the girls got the same idea and gave their chocolates to the people present in the Desire Lounge.
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sasukeless · 4 months ago
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what are your modern au sns headcanons?
i like to incorporate as many things from canon into modern aus as possible tbh so i kinda already joked about sasuke being probably hunted down by true crime obsessed ppl trying to interview him about his insane murderer brother and also naruto finding out later in life he might be a nepo baby and his father was a big political figure idk it’s funny to me
as for narusasu specific hcs
they met at an orphanage (because unlike konoha who lets children raise themselves i feel modern au they just get shove into the system)
growing up they definitely liked to vandalize places, especially monuments. or well naruto did and sasuke covered for him because he likes naruto.
naruto spends half of his time in middle and high school carving sasuke’s name into tables and walls. he says he does it so sasuke gets blamed but he’s just in love and has a sasuke brainrot.
naruto is a collage drop out and ends up working with plants (i refuse to let him suffer by going into politics) and sasuke also drops out with him but comes back later to finish some because he ends working with reptiles specifically snakes.
naruto loves buy matching stuff All the time but he never admits it’s matching. he just buys things like bracelets or mugs in purple and orange and that’s it. sasuke is very aware of this but he never complains and uses everything naruto buys.
after they start dating they do wear those stupid matching necklaces kishimoto drew.
in their free time, sasuke is really good at playing instruments whereas naruto is more into painting (he’s so into street art!!!). sasuke for sure has a electric guitar btw
sasuke did naruto’s first piercing (eyebrow one) when they were 14. it hurt so bad they had a physical fight. still, sasuke does the rest of naruto’s piercings too.
they fight a lot!!! everyone is weirded outtt. but it’s normal to them. and five minutes later they are making out. they have a thing for fighting during sex too so there’s always a black eye or busted lip in the morning.
i can’t really see them dating other people prior each other tbh. it’s like in canon they are The One for each other since forever. they have some surface level crushes here and there before they get together but it’s never serious or affects them.
naruto picks kurama when he’s a kid and mistakes it for a puppy. it is in fact a fox but like by the time he’s told that (an hour later) he has already developed affection so no one can do anything about it, that’s his pet.
neither has a driver license. sasuke gets too annoyed at the traffic and the people in said traffic. meanwhile naruto gets distracted all the time. naruto still has a car and drives it because he thinks it’s fun and since sasuke lets him get away with anything he’s okay with both dying in a car crash because naruto kept singing loudly.
naruto texts sasuke 24/7 and even if sasuke doesn’t reply to all, he does read them and remembers them. sasuke’s texts consist in these two emojis: 👍 and 💜
i disagree with the idea that either of them smokes sorry. naruto tries it once but sasuke says he doesn’t like the taste after he kisses him and it makes naruto want to kill himself so bad, he never again gets close to do it again.
yeah, they share toothbrush and all (gross)
they are super competitive over video games and it’s probably the reason of 90% of their fights
each of them has seen like ten psychiatrists through their lives but they never stick around nor follow any instructions. they are rawdogging it at life and it’s okay, they make each other happy that’s what matters
they get married at 18th on impulse. when their friends find out they disapprove and think it won’t last but they do! they never file for divorce or anything
these are all so messy but yeah i can’t see narusasu being normal in any setting, they also don’t want to be normal
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