#kuchen-ackerman

[storiesofaot]

Every time I write “Kuchel” it corrects it and makes “Kuchen” out of it, which is German for cake.

Kuchen said. Kuchen laughed. Kuchen asked. Now I want to eat cake. 🥲

[alemanriq]

I had promised eremikats for @kuchen-ackerman :,l so there..

I love you hoe..

[jungianca6]

I really hope Kuchen-Ackerman (Xio) will be OK. She was a great part both in the Snk ad Eremika fandom. I don't care if she doesn't get back, so long as she's fine and lives a happy life I'm pleased.

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

17 & 24

17. would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

yes and no. I’m more outspoken on this blog than in real life because its safer to run your damn mouth and spew thoughts in front of a bunch of no-faced people than it is to do so in real life. obviously I dont reveal everything. and its kind of funny to me that people tell me they love how hilarious and uplifting my comics are, particularly the older snk/levihan comics, since I was depressed, suicidal and drunk while drawing them so obviously not a lot of what’s really going on with me translates through this blog lmao. 

but I also think people build up an image of me or make too many assumptions based on tumblr - and I’ve definitely had people make assumptions of me based more on other people’s opinions of me than on shit I’ve actually said myself. (a basic petty example: people have scolded me or decided they hate me for my believing i’m the “levihan queen” when I’ve never and would never say or believe something so self-aggrandizing and gag-worthy in my life, but I get asks or tagged mentions when I’m referred to as that. people definitely build perceptions of you based on portrayals others make of you rather than taking you at face value which can fucking suck, because I’m not responsible with how others feel about me or what they call me on this damn website. 

24. have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?

probably ella or my dad. we’re so alike all we need to do is look at each other to know exactly what the other is thinking. 

[lolakasa]

eternalloveforcats, talent and cuteness

cuteness??? ok

[guyinlovewitheremika]

[annieleonhardt]

kuchen-ackerman

  (Not quite) the most intense form of pretentious...

you’re so preeeeetty!!!

softlysingingbird

“(Not quite) the most intense form of pretentious dishevelment.”

YOU'RE STUNNING.

s OBS THANK U ;;;

[omeinfreund]

kuchen-ackerman replied to your post “Tagged by: @kuchen-ackerman! Thank you very much for the tag! :D...”

"I actually started the ice skating anime" lmao, YOI's like a virus

it’s everywhere, there’s no escape

[momtaku]

Hello. Do you think Kuchel would of had a few different dresses than the one we just see her in? (That white one, it seems more like an undergarment). I'm curious because I want to cosplay her for an upcoming convention. Thank you. :)

I’m sure Kuchel had more than one outfit. Looking at her living quarters, there is no reason to expect they were completely destitute.

I think you should look at other woman in the manga or the No Regrets anime to see how they are dressed. If you message me off anon i can send you color photos from the guidebook that show common clothing.

But more importantly, PLEASE tell me you have a smol levi to cosplay with because that would be adorable!!!

If you are part of an Snk group and have a baby Levi in your arms, I think you would be recognizable regardless of what you are wearing. Good luck! I’d love to see photos!

[kuchenackerman]

Short PSA: my previous url *cough kuchen-ackerman cough* was taken by some bot, so now I’m using this kuchenackerman url (without the -)

Don’t follow the bot blog, it’s not me, they took my previous url for clickbait purposes (lmao) and now I’m trying to get it back. If you are interested in following me, please follow this blog instead, thank you!

* The same with the tagging system, please tag me as kuchenackerman and not as the one with the hyphen, lol

[alemanriq]

Creative, amazing and kind :*

Gracias hoe :’) tu también hahaha ahora sí lo digo en serio lmao

[dirtylevi]

Nice snk blogs to follow?

Sure thing, anon! 

The only other ship free SnK blog that I know of is @justsnkedits and their blog is awesome. Totally recommend. 

The rest of these wonderful blogs all have their own ship preferences as far as I am aware, so you’ll have to scope that out for yourself if you have any particular notp’s. Also, some are multi-fandom but, as far as their content, I can say 100/10 would recommend.

@fuku-shuu, @erensjaegerbombs, @kahleniel, @perksofbeingawaifu, @aplevi, @lenok993, @kuchen-ackerman, @daydream24-7, @leapingtitan, @guyinlovewitheremika, @sookashira, @danchou-smith, @story-kat, @eren-eren-eren, @fivenightsatereris, @someboredloser, @eren-of-jaegers, @definitlynotatitanshifter, @erwin-smith, @jaegsae, @aurieackerman, @five-foot-a-b1tch, @dinklebert, @ackermanss, @09raito, @zedsdead1001, @ackerdude, @leviackrrman, @the-memoirs-of-a, @tr0st, @pureren, @rogue-titan-shifter, @iamthewallrose, @momtaku, @titanslurkhere, @papaeren, @fady-jaeger, @falcon94ssy, @kiokushitaka, @arminthelittledork, @erenjpg, @sexyassheichou, @my-armin-your-pants, @battlestar-shiganshina, @levi-addicted, @hey-cho, @hei-ch0u, @attack-on-onepiece, @birdwinsmith, @thanks-for-the-scarf, @erenlevijeager, @oh-levi, @l-e-v-i-ackerman, @captain-levi-ackerman, @dithe-r, @viktornikiforovz (I will always rec Kitty’s blog), 

[leapingtitan]

[kyojinofbraveos]

When I asked "Then I'll ask you snk related stuff, but also GoT :) How long and how well would everyone survive the game of thrones?" I meant, how long do the snk characters survive in GoT :')

Sorry adsfgh :D This sound even better! I am gonna answer this but my imagination runs wild and I can’t stop it so please forgive me my friend, this is gonna take so long. Don’t worry, I am gonna mention the chance of their surviving as well! 

I have been waiting for an ask like this my whole life…

My crazy head canon time because my imagination runs wild once again and I can’t stop it!

Long time ago I mentioned that the head of Ackerman family that gave up his life to save the clan reminds me nobody but Ned Stark, so I associate these two honorable people here once again.

And of course as you noticed, I associate Ackermans with Stark Family. These two families are bot loyal, but that doesn’t mean they can be controlled, even by to people dearest to them. Like Starks rebelled at ASOIAF series, Ackermans also rebelled against First King and his ideology even though they were close to royal family. They are noble, strong and they endure winter safe and sound.

I associate Tully Family with East Sea Clan. In ASOIAF series, Tullies and Stars have built a close alliance, like East Sea Clan and Ackermans. Choosing Tullies as East Sea Clan definetely has no connection between their family symbol, trout and @falcon94ssy ‘s last crazy theory. 

Jaeger Family would be close to Greyjoys, they have many parallels and they do not sow in the end. Who else say that reference? Since Grisha grew up at Winterfell, hehehe, Eren and Zeke are quite familiar to North. Our Grisha first married to Dina, who is a relative of the King but then after some unfortunate events, who knows maybe she turned into a Whitewalker o.O, Dina died and he married Carla. Don’t you worry, mama Carla is handling his adoptive elder son and his baby boy Eren quite well. But well… Their surviving chance is not that high… *whispers* Dina is gonna kill Carla when she turns to a Whitewalker and Carla is gonna burn herself to make an escape to her sons*

Fritz family is like Targaryens, these both families have the blood of Kings running through them and because of that they have, let’s say, magical powers. Targaryens does not burn in fire, they can ride dragons etc because they are blood of Valyria. Fritz can control and manipulate Eldians and Pure Titans because they are blood of Ymir Fritz. They have a high chance to survive in GoT if they won’t lose to the madness inside them. Other wise, it would be a feast for crows.

 I am gonna quote my one of old post there about Walls:

In Game of Thrones, there is a bigass icy wall but that wall has not just been built by ice and stone, there is also magic in it. As a fan of both series, I was able to make this connection and thought that our wall in SnK has also been built with not just stone and stuff, but also with magic, a.k.a Colossal Titans.

We can associate The Whitewalkers with Pure Titans. In GoT it has been revealed that Whitewalkers are originated from people. If a people dies in North and nobody burn his/her body, they turn to a Whitewalker. In SnK, to turn an Eldian to a Human you have to inject spinal fluid of a Titan, aka Titan serum.

Also I can cause why not, I associate Night’s Watch with Survey Corps. In the end,they are both trying to keep evil monsters at the other side of the wall.

Now let’s come a little closer to our characters as individuals!

Eren would be the way he is. He would try his best, never give up, always fights but in the end Mikasa or sometimes Armin or someone else would help him in the end. He would sworn to kill all Whitewalkers and would want to join Night’s Watch. He also would be a warg like Bran maybe. @kuchen-ackerman ‘s post about Eren and Bran HERE.

Armin would read his books and make researches in the citadel, I can see him being a maester like Aemon or who knows, Qyburn when he grows up. *cough*Gesumin*cough. Maybe a mix of them both?

Mikasa might look like an East Sea blood from outside but damn, these girl is an Ackerman from head to toe. Her day would go as keeping Eren and Armin safe, sword training, horse riding and keeping Eren and Armin safe more in Winterfell. 

Yeah, trio lives at Winterfell but they travel a lot since Eren is a half Greyjoy and Mikasa is a half Tully.

Eren and Armin would want to join the honorable Night’s Watch but Mikasa would try to stop them because she knew how dangerous it is.

Plus, we know what happened to Armin’s family! They are a close family to the Warden of the North, Ackerman Family and that is why Armin can use Winterfell’s old library whenever he wants and his Grandpa is also the maester of Winterfell!

I can see Historia sitting on the Iron Throne. She would look so good there the Iron Throne would be jealous. 

I think Erwin would be like a Lannister, but not like Tywin, Jaime or Cersei but  like Tyrion. He would advise Historia and definetely protect his Queen from all the dirt going on in the Red Keep. Water would flood never better, if you know what I mean.

I can see Hange as a Grand Maester next to Historia. I want her to be more active though, please forget about that old man called Pycelle and imagine what kind of new things le goddess Hange would bring to Westeros. Or who knows, maybe she would definetely be like Aemon and be a a maester at Night’s Watch? Yeah, I like it more that way.

I already told Levi would be from Ackerman Family because I associate Ackermans with Starks. Maybe who knows like Jon Snow he also would be a bastard? But since this is my au, I am writing that Kuchel Ackerman is safe and sound with her son cause I can cause why not? He wouldn’t like all the dşrt and drama that is going on at King’s Landing and ask Erwin and Hange to join him in Winterfell. Who knows, maybe he would go wherever they are just to protect them?

Kenny would be the Lord Commander of Kingsguard, though it is actually unusual for Ackermans to join it. He joined the Kingsguard to serve Uri but after his death he just stayed in. He sometimes goes to Sept and stand in front of Uri’s grave. 

Sasha would be from the Tarly Family, in the series Tarly are known for their hunting skills in the end. It is like Martin created Tarly for Sasha! 

I can see Connie Springer as Connie Tyrell. Wow, that sounded quite good! I think the rose motifs would fit him quite well, I would love to see Connie as Knight of Flowers. He would try his best at King’s Landing but I don’t think he would manage to nail it since Connie is a pure cinnamon roll and King’s Landing is a intrigue swamp.

Jean would be a Baratheon. He would be an artist like Renly, but that wouldn’t stop him from being extremely honest like Stannis and having some of Robert’s recklessness. But since he is a smart and caring person, I think he would also grow. He would have one of highest chances to survive.

Man, I use ‘would’ so much.

I don’t know why, but I feel like Ymir would be no one, a faceless man. A girl has no name, in the end. She was worshipped, betrayed and lost her way in life and her first task was killing the new Queen of Andals but she refused it and now she is on the run from faceless men.

Bertolt is so sweet for both Got and Snk, he is the character I struggled most as I wrote these head canons because Bert just does not belong to those cruel worlds, he deserves better. Anyway, I think he would be from the Vale and maybe an Arryn because I once read this au smartpass where Bert dreams of flying above the Walls and leaving but some people notices him and tells him he doesn’t have right to enjoy freedom and shoot him down. It was an emotional one for me. So, I am making him Lord of Vale, Bertolt Arryn. Unfortunately I don’t think someone as sweet as Bert would have that much chance to survive if he leaves the Vale.

Annie would be from the Reeds, but like her lord father she doesn’t like to join to other lords and they would mostly stay at Greywater Watch. The other lords would not be that found of them, too. Most of the Westeros would mock them as crannog men but Annie wouldn’t give a shit.

Reiner would a Martell. I know, the look is not connected at all but the character definetely does. Martells are quite smart, passionate and a little crazy. These fits Reiner so well too as best as I say. Also, Berik is a Martell as well because I want it to be that way!

Zeke is a full time Greyjoy. From head to toes. Since we don’t have the Warrior backstory and he doesn’t have that much screen time, damn you Isayama really, I can’t read his character that well but as far as my meta senses works, it fits Zeke to be a kraken, an Ironborn. 

So that is it, these are all I can think of right now! I know that was not the answer you wanted and I am sorry, I couldn’t stop my imagination! It took the control of my fingers, I am sorry!

Feel free to add anything you want!

Thank you for reading!

[lolakasa]

2, 8 and 16 ;D

Is there a ship you didn’t like at first but ultimately started shipping?

I didn’t like much Ryota in Slam Dunk bc I thought he had cauliflower hair askjflasksa Ayako was bae and I wanted the best for her

Your oldest ship; the one you’ve shipped for the longest time?

hmm the oldest I don’t know, but I’ve shipped Royai very enthusiastically since 2006 and I just *clenches fist* love them so much

Is there a ship that made you realise something about yourself? 

Miroku x Sango! I hate men :v

[kyojuuros]

i'm sorry if this is rude but do you know where xio (kuchen-ackerman) went? her tumblr seems to be deactivated & i liked her since she was part of the meta family. did she make a new blog or did she leave altogether? again apologies if this is none of your business

It’s okay, anon. I’ve been sick with worry for her. But with respect to her privacy I don’t want to say too much. I know that she is at least okay but I think she just really needs her space right now. I can’t say with confidence if she will be coming back to tumblr though.