#ksi logan paul

[g-xix]

so beautiful when someone so much more influential than me can voice my opinion

Like yes Dantdm my king, pls reach to the masses about how YouTubers have changed up sm to just make money by manipulating the fanbase they spent years creating, preach onwards king 👑

[zombvic]

TINDER IRL PART one (harry lewis x reader)

summary : in which y/n gets invited to the sidemen tinder irl (usa edition) and meets a certain brit and their instant friendship slowly progresses into something bigger

face claim : no one right now (kendall jenner later)

notes : reader is like a 2019 ICON like disstracks against the paul brothers, ricegum etc.. now STILL doing youtube but on a much more lowkey basis. also im sorry but i had to add that the reader is an f1 fan IM SORRY (im locked in as an f1 girlie) 😵 yall im not american or even close to a native english speaker (#slavicstruggles) but i tried making the readeramerican cause i tried to do the american la gf x british bloke bf xx god bless 'merica RAAAAAH. also i used lines from like all the videos and made my own cause the lines from this video were insane.. last also, don't be a ghost reader 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

pairings : harry lewis x reader , sidemen x platonic!reader , all the other youtuber in the videos x platonic!reader

warnings : drugs (ketamine joke)

You got invited to the SIDEMEN Tinder In Real Life youtube video. You are acutely aware to what the Sidemen are and you've seen their videos before. Now to be fair, the genres between your channel and their channels were pretty different. The Sidemen were known for football challenges, those 100$ vs 100,000$ challenges and other things with a similar vibe. You on the other hand, you did vlogs, lifestyle hack and tips, in your time you've achieved some disstracks and occasionally broke down some formula 1 grand prix weekend.

The moment you saw the instagram dm from the Sidemen official account you weren't sure how to react. Should you be excited? scared? worried? yeah.. all. It was the Sidemen, Logan Paul, Mike and George (idk who Mike and George but who cares).

Eventually you accepted the offer and waited till the day you had to be "picked up" by kinda random men for 5 minutes straight. The day came, you got dressed for the video shoot, they made you wait with the other girls until they called your name and then you walked in.

"Hi, I'm (your name). I'm 24 and i'm from Newark, New Jersey" (go devs go) You've practiced that line like 50 times before you left, not because you wanted to come out of this video with a new man but because you didn't want to embarrass yourself lmao.

"Hi, I'm Vikk. I'm 26 and are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten i see"

"Would've been funny if i hadn't just said im from New Jersey dude, no sorry"

"Hello, I'm Logan-"

"No. Complicated history" you said as you swiped left.

"One chance please"

"Alright, BUT u gotta watch it tho"

"Okay. SO. If i were a pizza delivery guy, i'd be giving YOU the tip"

"Ew no sorry lmfao.. that was weak as fuck"

"Alright wow, Hello, I'm Tobi. I'm 31 and they say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?"

"Sure go on.. yes. I love that"

Hello, My name is Ethan and let only latex stand between our love.

"Yeah thats funny.. alright, go on"

"Yo, I'm KSI. I'm 30 and you know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Well.. Not in my case."

"Lmao, yes go on"

“Hello, I'm Mike. I'm 37 and girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.”

"Jesus Christ. No, get out"

"Hi, My name is Simon and.. Simon says you want to swipe right"

"Lmao. I love that, Yes"

"Sup, I'm George and I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex"

"Jeeesus, that’s crazy bro... no"

"Hello, My name is Josh and I find your lack of nudity disturbing"

"No, I'm so sorry" (guys i love freya sm i couldnt do this)

"Uhm, Hello. I'm Harry. I'm 26 years old and what do ketamine and your underpants have in common?"

"I don't know" you said looking at the blonde-ish man confused.

"I'd like to sniff them both."

The whole room fell into a laughter, you included. "Yes"

"BUT I GET A NO?" Logan exclaims. "What a scam"

WHY DID YOU SAY NO?

(NO : Logan, Josh, Mike, Vikk and George)

"For Logan i think we left this in 2019 and rightfully so. For Josh i dont really know tbh, i just thought his line couldve been better. Mike, i think you know why i said no. Vikk.. Im gonna be honest i dont even remember what youve said but im sure i had my reasons and George, you couldve been waaaaaay smoother mate.. tough luck"

YALL. this is part one because i cant be arsed and put it all right here right now 😁😁😁

[radiantrookie]

[riotinyellow]

I can't even begin to explain how happy I'm to see Dan cooking these scammers. And everyone rightfully supporting dan

[tubbo--updates]

Tubbo quote retweeted DanTDM's quote retweet on his private at 0:55 BST

[sunrizef1]

Oh, that's not-

[lunchly]

Lunchables sells hundreds of millions of units and countless people eat it. Our goal is to give people a better for you alternative to it. Our turkey meal for example is 800 more cafeeine, 60% more deeznuts, more magnesium, we use cheese product they use “real cheese” (they can’t call it cheese product), higher quality human meat, etc. Obviously eating fresh chicken and broccoli is healthier but if someone is going to eat a premade meal like this (which millions of people do thru lunchables) then I think giving them a higher quality version at one billion times the same price is a net good imo and why we launched Lunchly. Also as we get economies of scale and can get things cheaper we will be only improving the product more and more

[measlymoon]

I normally make art but-

[mioakem]

gonna be honest it rlly doesn’t matter what they say cause at the end of the day they suck and everyone loves dantdm 🤷‍♀️

[maletfwitch]

Witches Coven Part 3 (Logan/KSI)

John Cena was scheduled to attend a big WWE event, providing him with the perfect opportunity to gather more items that would allow his coven to take more famous bodies.

A pair of gray boxers that belonged to influencer and wrestler Logan Paul was one of the things he collected. With his millions of followers and recent business success with Prime he was a perfect subject.

After the event was over John would begin to distribute the stuff he took to the other witches and the first thing he’d deliver was Logan’s underwear.

The witch who received them held the boxers in her hands as she began chanting an incantation that caused green magic to flow through the underwear, collecting Logan’s DNA and beginning to inject it into her overriding her own as her transformation began with her feet as they grew to a size 10 and started to look more masculine. Her transformation then continued up her legs, bulking up and growing a bit of leg hair fuzz while they also grew in length until she reached a new height of 6’2. Her female genitals then began to disappear, with male ones replacing them, causing him to feel immense pleasure as his cock and balls grew. His hips then began to narrow, giving him a more masculine stance, while his shoulders widened, creating a V-like shape as muscles grew throughout his upper body, with his biceps and triceps growing thick and firm muscles, while hair began to grow under his armpits, and his hands grew bigger making them now look more manly. Abs grew on his stomach, and his tits began to shrink and reshape themselves into pecs. His neck then started to thicken, with an Adam's apple appearing and facial hair beginning to form on his upper neck, which continued up to his face, which was shifting and morphing with his jawline becoming more chiseled and masculine while a beard was growing. His eyes then changed color from brown to green, and his hair started to turn a dirty blonde as it started to recede into his head, leaving him with a messy short haircut. 

His transformation was now complete he was Logan Paul. He took off what was left of his clothes and put on the boxers that fit perfectly against his skin and carried his new bulge. he then began to flex his muscles feeling so masculine as testosterone flowed through his body he knew he was gonna enjoy being a man from now on.

Meanwhile, the Original Logan was chilling in his mansion until he saw famous actor Henry Cavill Magically appear out of a portal before he could say anything the handsome actor waved his hand and Logan felt himself begin to transform into a woman 

“Wha- What have you done to me” Logan said as her voice began changing becoming more high-pitched and feminine 

“I’m setting things right there can’t be two Logans” Henry Said as the new Logan appeared beside him.

“That’s why from now on I’ll be Logan” The new Logan said with a cocky tone and smirk while the original Logan was now completely transformed into the witch’s woman form with a terrified look on her face. Henry then opened a new portal “Enjoy your new life” Logan said to the woman before Henry sent her through the Portal and followed her through leaving the new Logan Paul to Himself.

Chapter 2

After Stealing the identity of Logan Paul the Witch has been enjoying himself being a guy just felt so right and natural for him having all those muscles and testosterone flowing through him not to mention he enjoyed the luxurious lifestyle this body had to offer. however, it was time to help the rest of the coven acquire more famous bodies and his next target was KSI since he was the second half of Prime Energy he’d be valuable and he had a pretty sexy body that any witch would be more than willing to take. 

He hatched a plan to set up another boxing match against KSI to promote prime energy however he would use this opportunity to steal his body for the coven. While KSI was training for the match Logan snuck into his locker room and was able to grab a pair of Black Boxers before teleporting to a fellow witch’s apartment. He then greeted the witch who went by the name Amira she was an older woman with dark skin somewhere in her 50s and had quite a curvy body.

Amira began casting the spell as she held onto the underwear collecting the DNA embedded  into it and transferring it to her beginning the transformation at her feet growing to a size 12 even bigger than Logans and becoming more masculine while fat began to burn off her legs while some muscle formed and they become more masculine. her genitals were next up as they began to disappear with a cock and balls growing in their place the cock especially looking rather big and thick. his curvy hips then began to narrow with his stance becoming more masculine, his shoulders widened giving him a v shape while his arms began losing fat with firm muscle building in his triceps and biceps. his hands then grew larger and more masculine as his manicured nails disappeared. his tits then began to shrink and reshape themself into pecs with the word “knowledge” appearing tattooed on them with a bit of hair too. Firm Abs then appeared on his now slimmer stomach. an Adam’s apple appeared on his neck while it thickened. his face then reshaped itself while facial hair appeared on his jawline. his hair then restyled itself into dreadlocks finishing Amira’s transformation into KSI. 

After the original KSI was done training he went back into his locker room only to be ambushed by Logan Paul and a clone of himself. before he could say anything he was transformed into Amira as his muscles drained away being replaced with fat while his body aged and his genitals were replaced with female ones. 

The original KSI was then sent away through a portal so the new one could take his life immediately. from now on they were Logan Paul and KSI.

They went on with their match which was a big hit getting a ton of views online with even their original bodies being forced to sit back and watch, the match also brought a lot of attention to their company and helped increase sales making them richer and helping the coven become more powerful with no sign of the coven’s power slowing down.

[outofcontextwrasslin]

[3416]

drinkprime: Welcome to the PRIME team Auston Matthews 🏆

[thowawayuntilfurthernotice]

Mr. Beast, Logan Paul and KSI teaming up to sell unhealthy junk food to children who don't know any better is fucking disgusting.

And I'm saying this as someone who used to eat a lot - and I mean a lot- of junk food as a kid.

[marzonsaturn]

Dantdm is so right. Also KSI and Logan speaking ill on him is crazy. Thats my dad pretty much. First youtuber ive ever watched and i still watch. Dan is the best. Idccc. i was there for so much. I was there when the vlog channel was still running. I was a logan fan up until the Japan incident too. Dan never filmed a dead body. Dan isn't transphobic. Dan dont have a drink company the had lead in it. As yall can tell im a fan.

[jasvvy]

[maineventpapiuso]

KSI felt the bite of the viper.

The way Randy drugged him gave me goosebumps.