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I was today years old when I learned that ‘Netflix and chill’ means something other than hanging out and watching tv.

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I know I already died on this hill so long ago that my corpse no longer stinks, but "throuple" is a DUMB word and the old words for a 3-way relationship were better. Yes, words plural, because they also conveyed more information!

Triad: all three people are all involved with each other

Vee: one person is in a relationship with both of the others, but they aren't involved with each other

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Early 20s. That sure would be nice. Nothing hurts, I can walk from the bus stop to the grocer store without breathing hard, and I have enough energy to do hobby things.

the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?

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Elf.

Yes, in 1981 elf was a class

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

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The A-Team. Mom said it was too violent.

reblog with the tv show ur parents wouldn’t let u watch when u were younger in the tags i’ll start mine was married…with children

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I honestly don't know. When I was 11 it was 1984. Star Wars had ended the previous year (we all thought, until 1987), and it would be another two years before The Voyage Home hit theaters and turned me into a trekkie.

WTF was I into in 1984? I don't remember!

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

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I'm surprised the teacher was surprised. Is there a single gen-xer in the US who DOESN'T have the preamble of the Constitution memorized because of Schoolhouse Rock?

40 years later I still know it--as long as I sing it in the same way.

have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career

i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever heard use the word “fuck.” anyway he would do this thing every so often where we’d have a “quiz” and the first two questions were always really easy and the last one was hard - they were all similar questions, and the point was to show what you learn about history and what you don’t. 

so one day he’s like okay kids time for a quiz and the first question was who killed abraham lincoln. the second question was who killed JFK. third question was who killed william mckinley. 

we all take a few minutes and write down our answers, and then the teacher asks the questions again so we can shout out the answers. everybody answered the first two with really no problem.

now, keep in mind that this class was at 9 a.m. and i was exhausted All The Time during my freshman year of college so i sat in the back in my sweats and never said a word and the teacher definitely had no clue who i was. 

so you can imagine his surprise when he asked the class who shot william mckinley and without missing a beat i said, “czolgosz,” pronounced correctly and everything. 

my teacher froze and in a very stern voice asked, “what was that? what did someone just say?��

i repeated: czolgosz.

my teacher: “who said that?”

i raised my hand, and my super cool history teacher glared at me. he then asked me how the hell i knew the answer. he said that in the TWENTY YEARS he’d been teaching this stupid class, nobody, not A SINGLE PERSON, had ever known the answer to that question.

i then had to quietly explain to a room full of people that there’s a musical called assassins and there’s a song about czolgosz shooting william mckinley at the great pan american exposition in buffaloooooooo (in buffaloooooooo)

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Gnu.

No gnus is good gnus, so I guess I'm fucked.

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

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Tabletop. 1981, the B/X edition of Dungeons & Dragons. I was 8. I had not yet seen a home computer and my discovery of the internet was still 11 years away.

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Having more than three TV channels. Having cable.

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I have never heard about this, but suddenly a whole bunch of early Bloom County comic strips make a lot more sense.

Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale.

When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float lazily up to 30 feet. Instead he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon. He didn’t level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.

At that height he felt he couldn’t risk shooting any of the balloons. So he stayed there, drifting cold and frightened with his beer and sandwiches, for more than 14 hours. He crossed the primary approach corridor of LAX, where startled Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines pilots radioed in reports of the strange sight.

Eventually he gathered the nerve to shoot a few balloons, and slowly descended. Larry was then arrested. Larry’s efforts won him a $1,500 FAA fine, a prize from the Bonehead Clubof Dallas, the altitude record for gas-filled clustered balloons, and a Darwin Awards At-Risk Survivor.

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Remember when Dogma was satire?

so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.