#kri writes

[blujarts]

[ID: a Deltarune comic. Kris shouts: "Susie look out! Your girlfriend's theme song has a scary dude's leitmotif!!!"

Susie looks unconcerned, picking her nose and thinking: "...The hell is a 'leetmotif'? Kris knows I don't speak French, right?" From offscreen, Kris continues: "It has extremely distressing narrative implications!" In the background, Noelle looks up nervously, as Gaster ominously looms behind her. End ID.]

[akanemnon]

I wonder if she takes cash or credit.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[neoheros]

the miya household is always the go-to household for all kinds of celebrations alike. you name it: birthdays, anniversaries, friday night dinners – check, check, check.

atsumu has always grown up in a home where his mom would host the parties for all her grown-up friends, and he’d always be the type of teenager to hide away in his room until the last of the guests finally leave.

it was a silly thing to do looking back on it now, but that was the old miya household.

in the new miya household (population: you and your husband), the two of you can’t just hide away in your broom closet until the last of the guests leave — it is your apartment after all.

at first, it was the big things: msby jackal’s celebration of their first tournament win (where hinata broke a window because he claims bokuto pushed him into it) or akaashi’s job promotion party (where the champagne bottle was so unfortunately aimed that when the corkscrew came flying, it hit the other non-broken window).

two broken windows later, it eventually died down to the little things: small get-togethers, a friend too intoxicated to drive needing a place to stay, or one of your favorites: friday night dinners.

“we’re home!”

there’s the sound of shuffling keys and shoes being taken off at the doorway, rustling of brown paper bags and footsteps.

you pop your head out from the kitchen and it isn’t a surprise at all to you when you see all four of your best friends (one being your husband) standing by your door way, all adorned with cheeky smiles and chinese takeout.

you call to them, “coats here, everybody!”

hinata goes over to you first, still as sweet as ever, and gives you a tight embrace (the same one he gives you every friday night), and you take his coat with a light smile on your face.

bokuto gives you his coat next, paired with an embrace of his own, your smile widens as you immediately recognize the coat you bought him for christmas last year, well and taken care of.

sakusa isn’t wearing a coat or a jacket tonight but still, he approaches you next to the coat stand anyway, and he embraces you just for seeing you again tonight, saying “thank you for having us”.

when you married atsumu, you didn’t realize you weren’t only marrying into his family, but his friends as well.

“you guys just missed samu, he dropped by for a weekly restock.” you tell them, pointing to the plastic bag on the table filled to the brim with the onigiri you’ve learned to love so much.

shoyo plops down on his usual spot on the sofa, “man, i wish onigiri miya personally delivered to my house too.”

“not to mention free of charge.” you add – proud.

he sinks deeper into his seat, “that’s just not fair.”

you seat farthest from tv, on the edge of the table and by the armrest, a seat empty next to yours as you wait for your husband.

“sorry sho,” you shrug, not sorry at all, smug smile on your face and you say, “it’s simply the perks of having the owner of onigiri miya as your brother.”

“that is such a lie.” atsumu rolls his eyes, and he takes his assigned seat next to you, hand immediately finding yours once he gets close enough. “i am also his brother — twin, even! — and i do not get half as much the perks you get.”

“well.” sakusa sits across from you, “i can understand that.”

and bokuto, in between sakusa and hinata, nods, “yep.”

“i can’t believe i’m getting bullied in my own damn home.” atsumu grumbles, and he stabs his broccoli on his plate with a fork.

you tease him, “you can’t?”

the rest of the evening feels warm. the windows are open to let in the fresh air of the streets of japan, the hustling and bustling of the bypassers outside your apartment building easily drowned out by the warm conversation shared in the warm flat.

( “no more hoisin sauce?” bokuto asks, digging around the stack of empty paperbags, fork in his mouth as he talks.

sakusa replies, barely looking up from the movie on the tv set, “sorry, finished it.”

and bokuto says, casually, “i’ll bring some over tomorrow. you guys need a restock anyway.” )

the five of you, sat down on the living room in front of the television, sharing mindlessly stories about your day, laughter and insults and compliments shared as food is passed around.

atsumu takes the red peppers from your dish as you laugh at something hinata says, he remembers - always - red peppers make you sneeze, so it goes unsaid that he takes them.

he does this so often that sometimes he doesn’t even realize it. he does this so often that he’s probably done it over a hundred times by now — like it’s part of him, like a habit.

you take some of your chow mein and place it on his plate, he doesn’t ask you for any, but you give him some anyway. you don’t even look at him as you do so, like it’s completely second nature for your hand to give him some of his favorite noodles and you don’t even have to think about it — like it’s part of you, like a habit.

“so, what time’s the game tomorrow?” you ask, and suddenly he’s out of his thoughts and back on the living room couch.

hinata looks to you, excited, “are you coming? it’s been so long since you last came to watch us.”

“well, depends on the time,” you tell them, “i’ve got a study group tomorrow in the morning.”

“study group?”

“i know right,” your shoulders fall, “our gen chem professor had us divided into study groups so we could easily catch up on her lessons.”

atsumu shrugs, “so? ditch ‘em.”

“i wish.” you sigh, “they’re the kind of people i just know wouldn’t have let me sit with them at the lunch table in high school.”

“oh, i know those people.” shoyo shakes his head, “had those people everywhere i went in junior high.”

you look at atsumu, “but you probably could have sat with them, you’ve got an aura like that — like you could be cool — but you’re not.”

that makes him roll his eyes, “who’s not cool? i am the coolest one in this table — and for yer information, i wouldn’t sit at any table ya weren’t welcome at.”

(sakusa nods at you, and bokuto says, “same here!” and hinata says, “me too!”)

“matter of fact,” you husband, offended at your doubt for him, continues, “i would flip that goddamn table.”

(and sakusa nods again, and bokuto says, “yup!” and hinata says, “definitely!)

your face feels warm, and you feel stupid for even bringing it up.

“you guys are silly.” you’re not as loud as earlier, but still, you say, “thanks.” and you bite back a smile.

“so…” shoyo grins at you, “ditch ‘em?”

“ditch ‘em!” bokuto repeats.

and for a second all of you look at sakusa, his turn to speak apparently, and he sighs, defeated, shoulders falling and he relents, and says, “fine. ditch ‘em.”

the three other guys cheer loudly and you roll your eyes.

“well, that makes four of us.” atsumu tells you, proud, “you’re outnumbered, honey.”

“fine.” you’re defeated, “i’ll ditch ‘em and come watch you guys play.” and the table erupts in cheers again, and you feel your heart become so full.

atsumu kisses your cheek and you swat him away.

“i’ll text natsu that you’re coming, she’s been pestering me over and over again when you’ll come next,” shoyo tells you, bright smile on his face.

bokuto nods, “i gotta tell akaashi too, maybe we can get everyone there like a reunion or something!”

and this makes you laugh, because, “you guys are acting like i haven’t come to watch you guys play in forever.”

and sakusa tells you, “it has been forever.”

“well, i guess a reunion or something would be kinda nice? we can have everyone come back here, bring out a few drinks.” you think out loud, relenting to the pleas of your oldest friends, and you can’t hold back a smile even if you wanted to.

“if anyone breaks a goddamn window in my home, everyone is getting charged the repair bill.”

the night ends quicker than you want it to, suddenly it’s 10 pm and the warm night starts to get colder.

“thank you for dinner, miyas.” bokuto tells you, grinning ear to ear as you walk him to the doorway, a barrage of shoes laid out on the floor, reminding you what a full house you have tonight.

you hand him his coat and his hat, and he embraces you tightly, one that you will never not return.

hinata comes up to you next, “thank you for dinner and please please please come tomorrow.”

“yes sho, i will be there.” you tell him lightly, and he embraces you as well (the same one he gives you every friday night).

the last to come up to you is sakusa, his hands already in his pockets, eyes tired and all. he doesn’t have a coat or a jacket, but he comes up to you anyway.

“thank you for having us.” he tells you, like he always does, and he gives you a short kiss on your right temple, like he always does, “it’s good to see you.”

you pat his arm, “you say that every friday night, omi.”

“what? no kiss for me?” atsumu calls from the side, arms crossed over his chest.

and sakusa replies, eyes narrowing, “never.”

(they have this conversation every single friday night.)

and just like that, all three of your guests for the night have left, leaving behind only two pairs of shoes left by the doorway — yours and your husband’s.

atsumu makes his way to you, his arms finding your waist immediately as he pulls you into his embrace, hugging you like it’s all he’s ever done correctly.

the apartment is quiet now with just you and him, and he loves this as much as he loves you.

“finally,” he tells you, smiling wantonly, “just us two.”

you smile back at him, “we have so many kids.”

and he nods, “even more tomorrow.”

your apartment, your home, it isn’t anything impressive, really. it’s not big or expensive or fancy, but for some reason, it’s always been the go-to place for everyone to have drinks at, for dinners to be shared, for windows to be broken.

“you really okay with that? the reunion thing here?” your husband asks you, his tone gentle, “its okay if you’re not, we can just cancel on ‘em. have the night to ourselves.”

you raise a brow, teasing, “and do what exactly?”

atsumu gives you a knowing grin, “i’ve got a list in mind.”

you laugh, “i bet you do.”

he comes closer to your face, “i can cross one off on it right now.”

and he kisses you then, the same way he does every single day of his life, the same way he plans to for a million years more.

you feel his smile melting into his kisses.

then he pulls away, smiling at you, voice gentle, cheeks pink, and heart full, “thank you for dinner, miya.”

you laugh again, and with the same amount of gentleness, you say back, “thank you for dinner, miya.”

atsumu knows you could never be unloved by him — you are too tangled in his mind, in his soul that you might as well take his heart entirely — it’s already full of you anyway, it has been since the day he’s met you.

“and no, we are not cancelling on them.” you tell him, pulling away, “i miss our friends and i know you do too.”

he tells you, “fine.” and he pulls you back in, nose close to yours, wide grin on his face as he takes you.

he wants to kiss you again, but to be fair, he wants to do that all of the time.

you give him a smile, “i’ll let you cross another thing off that list of yours if you do the dishes.”

and he groans, “you know omi already did them.”

“man, we have got to get lazier friends.”

“well, we can always call that study group of yours.”

(the two of you say friends, but it feels a whole lot more like family.)

together you and atsumu create a home filled with flowers, kindness, cozy pillows, and loud music. in your halls there is rest, good sex, good sleep, books, and dancing. there is space to be you, there is space to be him, there is space to be be the two of you, and there is love, there is love, there is love.

[eatingmarkerz]

POSTING GHIS KRISTON BEFORE I GO TO BED!!! cuz posting the creature is more important

[max-nico]

A moment of acknowledgement for the mutual domestication trope. Just two characters who are absolutely feral and batshit crazy until they're reunited with the other person, and then all of a sudden they're both sweet and gentle like a dog lounging in the sun after a long hard day of doing nothing

[krazieka2]

I've played the Fire Emblem Husbando Dating Simulator Games

[scruncheduppaper]

MY LIFE FORCE DRAINED — DEAR GOD, PLACE A CURSE ON THOSE WHO’VE WRONGED ME

[lynxgriffin]

Eldritchrune - Parasite Problem

1 | 2 | 3

Story Setup Eldritchrune Masterpost

After Susie is severely injured in a major battle, Kris elects to take on a very difficult and dangerous task to help her out with a smaller problem.

PHEW this comic has felt like it's been taking me forever to do, and I've still got more left to finish, but hopefully all the rest goes smoothly!

[gr33n-5un]

more spamizuki for the [[HUNGRY. STARVED. DYING.]]

[turochamp]

whats he looking at anyway...?

[trombonechurchill]

Saw this post by @rimatsu and had to write a lil bucktommy ficlet about it (hope you don't mind!) cause I love them. Yes I'm currently in a work meeting while doing this don't ask.

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With Tommy, it’s always a little harder to get the problem out of him at first. He likes to skirt around the edges of the problem, checking the temperature of the water with little bits of small talk and jabs about how his family’s doing if Eddie tries to press in too quickly. It’s shockingly similar to how he fights too, so really Eddie shouldn’t be surprised.

Still, he feels like Tommy’s just sent him to the mat when he finally does lay what’s bothering him out, three beers in and a Dodgers game on the TV. 

“I think I want to marry him.”

Slowly, Eddie picks up a coaster and sets his beer on the coffee table. Tommy stares resolutely at the TV like he’s staring down a firing line.

“Okay,” Eddie says slowly, watching as Tommy slow curls forward, elbows on his knees, hands wrapped around the back of his head as he tugs at his own hair. “And you guys have been back together how long exactly?”

“Two months,” Tommy says glumly from where he’s trying to escape into his own shoes. 

“Right.” Eddie picks up his beer again and makes himself comfortable. It’s going to be a long night.

Buck was always more direct about a problem. He liked to latch onto things with the energy of a dog chasing a car, and tended to react with the same level of confusion any time he actually managed an answer on his own. Like the conclusion wasn’t real until he’d said it out loud a few times to someone to check how it felt.

 Eddie should probably know better than to not expect Buck to surprise him though.

“I bought a ring,” Buck says direly, sliding the box across the island with the same gravity as if he were handing Eddie a loaded gun.

“But Buck, we’ve just met,” Eddie says flatly. 

Buck throws a dishtowel at his head.

“I’m serious, Eddie, this- This is serious.” Buck motions again to the ring box on the counter, just in case Eddie missed it the first time he guesses.

“So the whole ‘we’re taking things slow this time’ thing…” Eddie starts. Buck throws his hands in the air.

“I know! I know I just.” Buck ducks his head and that smile, Buck’s ’Tommy Smile’. Well. Eddie can put up with a lot of stupid conversations  when he knows it ends with Buck or Tommy smiling like that.

[morbethgames]

NEW UPDATE IS OUT!

I’M FREE! FREEEEEE! 32 MOSTLY UNIQUE VARIATIONS OF INTIMATE SCENES DONE!

Clears throat

So, like stated above, the update is out! I’ll leave a list of patch notes, but this is majorly a bigger one for Alzarez and Lance romancers. The Lance extra story “Movie and Dessert” is being released with this update. You will need to replay the game. I’m sorry about that. BUT it’s because I added in new variables to the train scene so that stuff said there could possibly be brought up in this new scene! Reactivity, yay!

Along with that, you’ll get to read Alvarez’s flashback scene which is the actual end of Chapter 4. Along with a lot of little goodies. All in all, there was about… 44k-45k words added into this update? 40k of them are entirely optional and only happen if you choose to hang out with Lance after Alvarez’s flashback scene scene.

Not gonna lie, 1 variation in I was confident it would take two weeks. 8 variations in I was a bit tired but still energized to get this scene done. 16 variations in I had to step away for a couple of days to not let my brain melt. By the time I hit mid-twenties in variation for this scene, I was finding myself thinking that it just. wasn’t. worth it.

I have no idea if I’ll make the other intimate scenes this branching. It was honestly a lot of work. Like, a lot, it it was so fatiguing after a while, but I knew I had to get it done. IT’s also the reason I paused my patreon this month, because it wouldn’t be fair to charge people for something that they’re not getting early as promised in the rewards. This took way longer than I thought, so I wanted to just release it to everyone at once.

I do hope you guys enjoy it, and without further ado, here are the patch notes for this update.

Stay Brilliant, -Vi

Patch Notes:

“Movie and Dessert” Lance Extra Scene is finished.

Alvarez Flashback scene is finished.

Added a Text Box Investigation Tab in the Stats Screen.

You are now able to toggle between Text Box Investigations and regular choice script gameplay for TBI sequences.

You can now view the Text Box Investigation tutorial at any time via the stats screen.

Removed the Text Box Investigation Tutorial from chapter 4.

Added an option in the beginning of the game to Fade To Black during intimate scenes.

You can now pick asexual and aromantic as separate options, and they are not tied to each other.

Grammar edits and fixes (thank you to all who report them).

🛡️Patreon | Forum Page | Demo Link🛡️

[eatingmarkerz]

guess who remembered that kriston existed

[sunnyknight-original]

* My brothers never seen a human before

I dont personallyyyy think the college thing is gonna happen with Papyrus (for several reasons-) BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T ENJOY IT A LOT 😭 Him, Asriel, and Frisk all being buddies is really cute.

I DO think Papyrus and Asriel should/could definitely have a/some fun interaction in Deltarune when they both pop up….eventually…

And just Frisk being in Deltarune is something I feel like everyone would enjoy-

Im also a supporter of the Papyrus Is The Knight guild, and I will DIE on this hill until im either proven wrong and I shamefully drag my feet to AO3 where I am forced to dream of what could have been, or proven right and get to freak out about it for the next 30 years of my life. What a butterfly effect

[leopardom]

hi hello hey, coming here once again with another q&a transcription in case you missed it or don't have a discord account

Official Discord server Q&A with Joker Out (11/5/25)

some disclaimers

questions are in bold and are all from discord

quotation marks are being used for all the the word-by-word answers

dialogues and banter between the band, reactions and some worth-mentioning moments are in italics

all of them were present except for Bojan who appeared towards the end of the q&a

this is going to be a long read

{slight malfunctioning for about 5 minutes because they couldn't hear anything and had to log in discord with Kris' account}

Q: Who played the piano in Sonce? Jure: joking that it was him, then says "it was Jan of course" K: "if you're very attentive you can hear his low rumbling... exhaling ans stuff like that"

Q: Three words to describe the vibes of the new music video? *joking about how it was gonna be five questions-one annouoncement but Jure turned it into a one question-one announcement* Jan: it's a bit punk that's more than 3 words and they all agree K: "this is the new Joker Out era, we're so punk. leave us alone mom!" Jan: "people were impressed by you having eyeshadow" K: "yes, it's eyeliner/eyeshadow. yeah it's definitely something we haven't done before" Jan: "that's because we're so punk now" *Jure mentions Italy* N: the mv was recorded in Trieste

Q: What do you value the most about your fanbase? K: dedication especially when it comes to travelling to other countries for the gigs and how everyone is full of energy etc and the consistency in streaming their music (the rest agree and they thank everyone for that)

Q: DId any of the songs from Souvenir Pop have a different name at first? K: Carpe Diem and Muzika Za Decu had a different tittle (editor's note: sorry i can't make out what they say because they all talk on top of each other), Mesto Duhov was Wembury Mews which was their adress in London, Lips was Je t'aime, Bluza was Muza and "Jan is cringing at that", Everybody's Waiting was first called Shine and then they wanted to name it The Ball but then "Steven, their Liverpoolian godfather suggested Everybody's Waiting". The rest of the songs had the same titles they do on the album

*Jan interrupts to say that Nace's mom has sent them a photo of a cake she baked and then they proceeded to upload it on the band's instagram stories after failing to send it on a discord channel*

Q: Favourite type of coffee? K + N: coffee with milk *Kris proceeds to explain that coffee with milk is not cappuccino but describes it like cappuccino without foam* Jure: same but with two spoons of sugar Jan: drinks his coffee black, like espresso lungo

Q: When new merch? K: new music video is coming out this month and along with it limited edition Souvenir Pop vinyls will be released. "Nace has heard the vinyls and says they sound even better than the cd" *confussion about the colour of the vinyls, they've forgotten what they are but they're apparently black or red*

Q: If you could have any wild animal as a pet, what would you have? N: a hawk or a badger K: a panda. His parents have a nice garden so he could keep it there and move it to a winter garden he means greenhouse but doesn't remember the word during the cold months Jan: a chameleon *Kris joking that a chameleon is "something to be as lost as you"* Jure: first thought of llama but it isn't a wild animal so he settled to an eagle Jan: "why did no one say a capybara???"

Q: If you could be any type of soup, what would you be? N: pho *Kris says Nace makes good pho, Jan says "pho sure"* K: Bojan would be mushroom soup Jan: ješprenj/ričet (props to @chaosofsmarty for mentioning it on joblr server) K: jota (sour cabbage soup) Jure: pea cream soup *they're laughing about the cream and peas combo and how it sounds*

Q: What's your favourite memory from making the album? N: writing and jamming in the living room K: when they first heard a recorded version of Bluza after having trouble with other songs, which made him feel relief Jan: the recording of Everybody's Waiting

Q: I'm going to Ljubljana this summer, what's some place I have to see? Jure: "Just rent a bike and go" K: apart from whatever google suggests, Metelkova, Špica park and Rožnik hill Jan: the area around Ljubljanica and Tivoli Jure: Ljubljana castle

Q: Will you ever release the Live from Stožice in CD form? all: no K: "maybe in 20 years if CDs become hyped again like vinyls are hyped now"

Q: What is your dream venue to play? -venues in Slovenia- K: Bežigrad stadium *proceeds to say how he grew up in that area and go to school opposite of the stadium and how the stadium is not in use for years now so it's unlikely to ever play there* N: Prešernov square in Ljubljana (the first concert he ever attended with his parents was there) -venues outside of Slovenia- K: Royal Albert Hall Jure: wants to play in Japan but doesn't have any venue in mind

*Kris rambles about everyone he knows seems to be visiting Tokyo this year - "Everytime I open Instagram somebody's posting a story from Tokyo, it's just like oh- don't you guys have jobs?"*

Q: How was the experience of recording the Stephanie mv? Jure: "the most fun to record probably" K: very chill, especially for him and Nace because music video recordings are draining for them two so this was a nice change

Q: Which Eurovision 2025 artist do you look forward the most to meet up with? K: they're not very familiar with the artists this year but will be watching the semis and the final this week N: probably Erika Vikman though they've met her already Jure: probably didn't pay much attention to the question because he mentions Dan D (slovenian band, will perform at Pivo in Cvetje fest like Joker Out will) K: Tommy Cash, "he seems like a person to have a fun night with"

Jan mentions that today is two years since their semi final and their advancing to the eurovision final. Kris says that on the 13th it's going to be the bands official 9th birthday and next year will be 10 years which is something they should comemorate. Jan jokes they should ask Nace's mom to bake them a cake for that and then Kris says it should be huge with "those sparkly thingies on the cake". They'd like for many people to be there so save the date because you may get an invitation to their birthday party next year

Q: When is the actual featuring with mrfy is going to happen? all: they don't know, ask Štras

*Jan suggests you go listen to the latest MRFY album, which they all love*

*they're wishing someone on the chat who just turned 19 a happy birthday*

Q: A lot of fans make and bring you stuff during/after concerts, but is there anything you wouldn't like to receive (apart from the obvious, like inappropriate or illegal things)? Or, alternatively, something you particularly like N to K: "would you like to receive the panda?" Jan: loves when they receive ananas lonkero Jure: "and candies from the airport" K: especially the sour candies in the blue packaging he means the sour TVmix

Q: Will the new tour have early entrance tickets? K: yes

*Kris reads the questions about the restock of Umazane Misli and Demoni vinyls. He says they'll think about it once they release the Souvenir Pop vinyl*

Q; Favourite thing about Barcelona? N: their friends there K: the weather

Q: Have your favorite games changed after the interview two years ago? Kris doesn't understand the question at first and Nace reminds him of the eurovision interview with Timur Miroshnychenko. However, they think it was about board games and not video games like the actual question was. Either way, they say that their favourite game is Uno

Q: Will there be a tour with places you've never been before, or do you think that concerts in places you've already been are more "established"? K: (about the upcoming tour) they'll play at a city they haven't played before. Organising a tour is difficult because it needs to be efficient and for the upcoming tour they've focused on places they've been before and like to revisit

Q: What's your favourite spanish dish? all: paella K: he also likes croquettes with jamón and chorizo

Q: What language is the Bojan x Käärijä collab going to be in? Jan: "probably in english?" all: maybe it includes all three langauges (english, finnish and slovene)

Q: Why did you remove the Bluza intro that was only heard live before the album release? K: "sometimes songs just take you in another direction" Jan: (with the theme he's playing at the end of the song) "it would be kind of weird to have two main themes" K: "the one that we kept definitely fits more in the chorus [...] it holistically makes more sense"

*Kris mentions the comments about Schlager*

Jan: "here comes Bojan! [...] Bojan just came"

*Bojan has lost his streak on duolingo and is barely aware that there's a discord q&a going on*

*apparently Bojan brought them coffee and cake and Kris and Nace start singing Espresso Macchiato*

TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT

18/11 - London

19/11 - Tilburg

20/11 - Amsterdam (for Het Grote Songfestivalfeest)

22/11 - Vienna

24/11 - Kraków

26/11 - Warsaw

27/11 - Vilnius

29/11 - Prague

important announcement coming on June 2nd

*honourable mention to this dialogue after this announcement:

B: do we give them another announcement? K: we've already given them every other announcement B: what other announcements? Jan: so the- the- B: about Mesto Duh- Jan: -the music video of the secret song and the vinyls...*

Q: If you could wake up in any movie, even an animated one, which movie would it be? B: Yu-Gi-Oh GX *everyone is laughing because he answered super fast* Jure: Simpsons *laughter continues because they're trying to answer with mouths full of cake* K: Star Wars or Lord Of The Rings N: The Hobbit Jan: Harry Potter - "they do magic and shit"

Q: Hello guys! Firstly, Happy Two Years of SSF! In the past two years you gained many new fans globally. You also faced unpredictable situations and some hardships. What are some of the most valuable lessons you've learned along the way that you'll bring with you as you head into this following year? B: "Do whatever you're doing in life with people you love also outside of what it is that you're doing together as a business, and in that way even the toughest days will be much easier to go through than usually. So I'm leaving the band." (editor's note: that was a joke don't worry) rest of them: they've learned nothing lol

Q: What’s the most random inside joke that’s lasted way too long in the band? *they're just laughing thinking of their inside jokes until they settle to one*

Q: What was your favourite subject in school? Jure: arts and crafts K: history or maths B: history and sociology Jan: maths and chemistry

Q: Whats your favourite italian brainrot? Jan: Špijuniro Golubiro and Bir Bir Patapim (Jure and Nace agree with him, Kris doesn't know what "italian brainrot" means)

Q: Which one do you prefer, Demoni or Dopamin? B: Demoni even though he really loves Dopamin live, especially "when the bass goes out and it's just aaaaah" Jan: "I love it but Nace is not playing bass" (editor's note: the way he says this sounds like he's making fun of Bojan)

Q: What did you enjoy about ireland when you were here? all: Guiness Jure: the apartment they stayed at *Nace agrees* Kris: Temple Bar

*Kris reads a comment about someone saying they'll bring a panda from China for him and has to explain to confused Bojan why that is*

*Kris reads a question about playing Omamljeno Telo in Finland which they read earlier too but just side tracked and forgot to answer. They don't answer the question anyway 💀*

Q: Tickets when? B: "For what???" K: more info about it from Monday on N: there will be a presale on openstage

Q: Anything you can say about the new music video? K: already said eyeliner and Trieste B: "and Mahmood - Soldi" (editor's note: should say Tuta Gold but at least he got Mahmood right)

Q: Will there be one setlist on the summer tour or will it change every gig? K: no idea B: maybe there will be changes sometimes depending on how they feel about the gigs as they approach

Q: Bojan, will you adopt me and my friend? B: "Of course"

Q: Favourite polish word? all: bober B: *speaks the only polish he probably knows*

Q: How many 5 year olds do you think you could fight? (they’re all coming at you at once and trying to take you down) B: wouldn't fight one Jure: thinks if you run fast you don't need to fight N: at least 15

*Bojan asks people to react to messages on the questions channel to see where everyone is from and who will "win". Bojan jokes they've put bets on which country has the most reactions. Jan mentions there are 25 seconds left until they'll stop counting and the dialogue below follows:

Jan: 25 seconds B: 25 Seconds to Mars K: Špijuniro Golubiro B: Is it 20 Seconds of Summer? N: 5 Seconds of Summer Jan: 10 seconds B: okay 20 seconds but could be 5 seconds to summer to mars wtf Bojan K: that makes 35 seconds B: 20 plus 5! 20 Seconds to Mars? Jan: 30 Seconds to Mars!!! B: oh! and I was at their concert...

Finland seems to have the most reactions even though most of them are doubles*

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I think I'ma reference this in my fic ngl ☆