#kralieee

[holywoodelevator]

Unironically love the headcanon that Alex Kralie is trans fem… like there's no reason he would be its just… idk its a feeling deep in my soul man

[thearkawaits-blog]

dedicated to tumblr user kralieee

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kralieee said: PLS FUCKIN FIGHT ME IRL TIM U PUSSY BITCH I WILL RUIN UR FACE

u wanna fuckin go bitch

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          ❝  This is beyond you. Did you truly believe                   you could keep this contained, without                   police noticing? You killed a man.  ❞

[camerxs]

❝ just suck my dick, bro. i said no homo like, five times. ❞ ( sends memes ten yrs late shrugging emOJI )

Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition

      ' wouldn't they just, like, cancel each other out? '

[absumis]

kralieee

                ❝You’re a smart girl, Jessica.                    Take an educated guess.❞

                [ alex could do a lot with this. guns are in fact                   power. but power is also power. so there go                   the lights, too. the darkness is nice, easier                   to load the gun by memory then by looking.                   like walking. you look at your feet while you                   walk, and you’re bound to trip. alex wouldn’t                   want that, not a g a i n.

                  the second gun is given to jessica. the one                   within alex’s grasp is ready to fire, aimed                   directly at her. just in case she tries to get                   feisty. alex would prefer a show over getting                   it done correctly, honestly. ]

                ❝But more importantly, it’s about what y o u ’ r e                   gonna do with that. You do what I say, you got that?❞

❛ I don't know how to shoot. Don't know how to hold it or aim correctly. --- What if I accidentally shot  Y O U ? ❜

                {   Did he expect her to collaborate so facilely?                     It would take more than a few sessions to                     alter her thinking. To wash her brain with                     bleach and blood and new thoughts impregnating                     her rosy flesh. And the tiny pistol in                     her hands feels so large, and massive                     and destructive. O, all the exploits she could                     accomplish, simply by threatening, simply                     by pointing the cute little muzzle.

                    She wondered if she could scare Alex-----                     she wondered if she could make him                     do what she desired. With a smirk                     she thought of how she was slowly becoming                     to grow like him, to crave  P O W E R  &  C O N T R O L.                     To want to make him fall.                     She felt just like he did,                     minus the psychotic ideas to                     kill his own friends. } 

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kralieee:

             ❝ you’re gonna ha —— ❞

                his insult is cut short, because                 he realizes it isn’t in his best                 interest to threaten strangers                 with mediocre warning of                  ' … have to get a new face                  when i’m done with you ‘                 including the whole prospect                 of ' context ' && ' interpretation. ' 

           ❝ generally, it just means you need glasses. ❞                     ❝ apparently, for you — it means you need your own                                           personal google fucking maps —— ❞

                friendly ?? as close as it’s getting.                                  sorry, not sorry.

           ❝ it’s … it’s okay — you don’t, have to. ❞                           ❝ or, whatever. ❞

                      "Eh-- glasses aren't my thing. Besides, I see                        just fine! I guess it's the limb coordination that's                        my shortcoming, I bump into people all the time!"

                                Brian's hands are currently trying to get rid of                                 droplets of former iced coffee that still clung to                                 his skin-- to be honest, if he wasn't in public he                                 would have simply stuck his coffee--drenched                                 fingers in his mouth. Alas, he is not alone.

                       "But this is the first time I spilled coffee all                         over someone." He eyes the growing spot                         on the stranger's jacket and his smile gets                         replaced with a concerned frown.  "This is                         like a situation straight out of a movie! Wait                         a second---- haven't we met before?                                   Dude, aren't you in my film class?!"

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[ TUMBLR USER kralieee REALLY NEEDS TO SIT DOWN ]

[23:51:06] iVavz: hes the basic douche just with a gun n a camera on ocasion [23:52:47] iVavz: like u

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kralieee replied to your post

i waS FIRST ON THE LIST B)))

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      ❝Tim kisses like a dead fish.❞

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[ TUMBLR USER kralieee CONTINUES TO SLAY ]

[00:00:16] ♛coyote: why are you so good at being alex [00:00:21] ♛coyote: did u sell ur soul [00:00:27] ♛coyote: to the god of douchebaggery [00:01:15] iVavz: so ur asking if i sold my soul to u basically

[camerxs]

          ' the camera's on this time, i promise! '

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kralieee replied to your post:operator voice: alex is so right and alex is the best n u should totally worship him and yeah ahha

u squinty eyed fuck

go fuck urself alex

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kralieee replied to your post:                   petition for dad to disown alex

petition for tim to not be a little fuckin bitch

              wow what was that???               i couldnt hear u over the fact that uR THE WORST KID DAD HAS