#; crack. ;

[nohymn]

"my vow is broken......"

[forgottnseccnd]

" So I may have disappeared for another ten thousand years... "

[nobodyexpectsthe]

can we form a polycule? 🥺

uwu

"Hm, that would most likely require splitting the income provided... I suppose if we all live together then the funds offered would keep us all in comfort."

[yourflame]

i forgot i made this last night

[fortruechaos]

Can every person I meet who has a complex about being programmed or having their personality scrambled or reset or whatever and then lashes out at me because they think I've risen above it just start paying me five rings

I have risen above it though. btw

[gloryseized]

ooc;; this is getting a meme reply for now ( @agloryofuniicorns )

[sitehound]

sorry i made direct eye contact with you and made you feel nauseous can i still hit

[rooksgambits]

me and my two weed-smoking girlfriends in our matching outfits:

[despairforme]

nnoitra: why do YOU got a date n i dont?? byakuya: because you are literally the worst nnoitra: nnoitra: nnoitra: fact

[divinedevourer]

ok maybe telling my roomie to cut his hair was me shooting myself in the foot.. now he looks MORE like my bestie turned worstie.. what the fuck.. ough.. no.. the visions..

[karmicgold]

❛   i do not indulge in this. i am no being native of the arthropod. don’t compare me to a bug.  ❜  

[cflight]

@starfaite @xxlordalexanderxx

"TH-THEY *hic* *sob* WERE SO MEAN...."

[blightworn]

"he's hotter than you and is more gentlemanly."

EMMRICH GREATLY APPROVES

NO ONE ASKED YOU VOLKARIN.

[4lexnilsen]

@batheir made me think of helena 😂💜

[gyokutoll]

Nothing is more attractive to me than a normal person