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Toniko Pantoja: watching my girlfriend play king's quest 5. graham was a buff old man. [x]
#King's Quest#kings quest#KQ5#Graham#fanart#buff#adventure games#retrogaming#retro gaming#pc games#pc gaming#gaming#dos games#sierra games#sierra online#procreate#character art#character design#1990s#90s#King's Quest V
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"That old witch caught Graham 'toad-ally' off guard."
#king's quest#king's quest v#kings quest#kings quest 5#kq#kq5#look at'im in the corner he's so cute lol#i don't care how many times i've played this game this death is mandatory#my first exposure to kq was watching my uncle play this game and this exact death is absolutely what got me hooked XD#i still remember standing in his basement around his fancy new computer as he showed it off#my heart earlier today: i want to play 6... :(#my brain: don't you dare you played 1-4 you know 5 comes next come on now you like 5 don't be like this#my heart after watching graham get turned into a toad: ...ok yeah i'm good now :D#oh these voices are so charming in that watching your kids in a school musical sort of way lol
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You mean like in the Sierra sense where you can fuck yourself over ten minutes into the game by failing a QTE that you don't even know is a QTE and you won't know you've created an unwinnable situation until several hours in?
Modern point-and-click adventure games have got to get meaner.
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Happy 40th birthday to King's Quest (5/10/1984)!
#king's quest#kings quest#king graham#times two!#ch3#throw a cake into dragon's mouth for bonus points#this is kq5 style tho i wasn't going to draw jaundice kq1 graham sorryyy~
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King's Quest Ficlet: "Having a Blast"
“Are you sure you don’t want to stop into that bakehouse, Graham?” Cedric hooted, tangling and untangling his talons in the king’s greying beard absently. He took an enormous sniff (somehow,) and Graham couldn’t help breathing in with him. The air wafted with spices – nutmeg, cinnamon, cloves – all riding on a hot, fruity smell that even the running river couldn’t carry away. “I’ve heard their pies are second to none, and only a silver coin each!”
In spite of the wonderful smells, Graham tried to round on the spectacled owl. Easier said than done to a creature sitting on his shoulder. “Are you crazy?” he barked. “We haven’t got a second to lose! There’s no telling where that scum of a sorcerer’s apprentice might have taken my family. Or what he could be doing to them right this moment.”
“Ooooh, that’s so. That’s so,” said Cedric mournfully, only to perk up a moment later. “But it would only take a moment. The pies are readymade. If I waited out here for you, it would only –“
Graham brushed him off, literally, so that the owl had to flap his wings to keep up. “No. How could I hold my head up when I face my wife and kids if I dilly-dallied while they were… well, let’s not dwell on that. Besides, I’m too spoiled to enjoy them, after Wente’s pies. And I’ve only got shiny gold coins, so I’d have to find a money changer, and that would take time too.”
Somehow, Cedric managed a shrug. “Ooooh, there’s a money changer in the town, and you’re heading that way anyhow, so -”
“That’s –“
What Graham’s rebuke might have been is anyone’s guess, for his words were drowned out a blasting wall of sound that nearly threw Graham off his footing. He clapped his hands over his ears, falling to one knee, gritting his teeth and squinting his eyes. He was uncomfortably aware of his eardrums – he hoped the pain was all in his mind, and that nothing had ruptured! And still the unbearable blare went on. Was it… supposed to be… music?
“WHAT’S THAT?” he shouted, only hoping that Cedric could hear him above it all. If the bird replied, he was entirely drowned out.
Graham looked about wildly for the source of the deafening sound. But all that lay before him was the town, which looked much like any town, with its water mill, red shingled roofs, and quaint chimney pots. A few townsfolk came and went up and down the main thoroughfare that led into the town’s midst. They smiled cheerfully, and someone even waved. They seemed completely untroubled by the assault of sound.
The king bunched his cape up around his ears. “Maybe I do need to track down that money changer, so I can buy some earmuffs,” he murmured to himself. “Or, you know what? That desert looked promising. I bet you anything I could find something useful in that desert. Yeah. Definitely way, way more pressing than going to town just now. Yep.”
And he turned on his heel, and was off.
#If you know you know.#Sorry folks#this isn't as much a ficlet as it is a silly joke.#Just - why KQ5? Why?#king's quest#king graham#my writing
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To go with your favorite Zelda answer, rank those monkeys and those quests!
Ooooh dastardly! Alrighty, let's do it:
Favorite Monkey Island game is Tales (I've said it's on rotation with Curse but Tales always wins by a smidgen)
In rank from most to least: Tales, Curse, Return, MI2, SMI, Escape
Favorite King's Quest game, with absolute bias, is 2015... since that one finally got me into KQ and I will always hold that Graham close to my heart, flaws and all.
Buuuuuut on an unbiased level? KQ3 hilariously enough. The timer was stressful but I remember that game being the one that made me fall for the classics.
And in order from most to least: KQ3, KQ5, KQ6, KQ1, KQ2, KQ7, KQ4 (I haven't played KQ8 personally haaaa)
(Silver Lining and Legend of Monkey Island are a league of their own)
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Starting chapter three and all i have to say is: IS THAT THE FUCKING OWL FROM KQ5. Hes already wearing glasses and a vest! Hahahahahahahah.
Glad to see Graham gain muscle and cease being a twig upon which an apple growing would snap.
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Reimagining classic games with Stable Diffusion - KQ5 (1990)
Created by Stable Diffusion, open source AI by Stability AI.
Give us a follow on Twitter: @StableDiffusion
h/t OnlyOneKenobi79
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Clearly a parody of KQ5, which was so boring I never bothered to finish it
The most innovative Sierra games were Manhunt and Colonel's Bequest
Thank you stranger, I'll check 'em out
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I picked up two of Molly Nemecek's (@jakface) double-sided King's Quest/Monkey Island charms at Fan Expo! 🎉
If you're in Toronto for the con's final day tomorrow (Aug 25), drop by Artist Alley booth A28 for your own, or buy it online here.
#King's Quest#KQ5#KQ2015#Graham#Cedric#fanart#Monkey Island#Guybrush Threepwood#small business#acrylic charms#fan expo#adventure games#retro gaming#retrogaming#gaming#pc gaming#pc games#dos games#sierra games#lucasarts#sierra online#1990s#90s
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King's Quest V is a genuinely gorgeous game I will die on this hill
#king's quest#kings quest#kings quest v#kq5#kq#mordack's island is so cool#and i always forget that one screen with the roc that show's a village hidden in the mountain#can i just say though...#'my son prince alexander who started this whole mess'#EXCUSE YOU GRAHAM WOULD YOU RATHER YOUR SON NOT TRY TO ESCAPE THE LIFE OF A WIZARD'S SLAVE??? XD#like i figure the games try not to reference back to previous ones too specifically for fear of alienating people but come on XD#no wonder alex is perfectly happy staying on the green isles LOL
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A Sudden Storm
No. 1 A LITTLE OUT OF THE ORDINARY
Unconventional Restraints
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Rosella tugged hard at her boot. The weather was perfect outside; if she hurried, she’d have time for a quick ride before her lessons. Her boot finally slipped on; she stood, heading for the door.
She had only just opened it when the floor beneath her shook, knocking her off balance. Lighting flashed through her bedroom window. Thunder crashed, muffling all other sounds as it reverberated through her head.
How could it be storming when not one minute ago, there hadn’t been a cloud in the sky? She tried to stand, but an intense pressure kept her flattened to the violently shaking floor.
The room descended into darkness as the light from her window vanished.
Screams echoing down the hall replaced the fading thunder. Then, finally, the ground stilled, and she could pick herself up off the floor. It was too dark to see, but she could hear the clanking of armor as a guard ran into her room.
“Princess Rosella?”
“I’m fine, but what’s going on?”
“I don’t - “
He stopped as another guard and Alexander rushed in, a lit lamp in the Prince’s hand. Even in the dim, yellowed light from the lamp, she could see how white and drawn Alexander’s face had become. Worry shot through her. Surely this couldn’t be -
“Are you alright?” Alexander asked.
“Yes, yes, but do you know what- “
“No,” he answered, his voice blunt as he darted to the window. Rosella and the guards followed.
At first, all was black, for not even the stars shone. Then a globe of flickering yellow appeared. It was far too weak to be the sun, but the light it did emit surrounded them haphazardly, shining brightly in some areas and yet nearly nonexistent in others.
A second light flared, allowing Rosella to make out blurry blotches of grey. What on earth was going on?
A massive shadow appeared in front of them, one that almost appeared human. Except - the figure was far larger than even the giants that had once inhabited Daventry.
Stranger still, the horizon started to change, began to rise upward. As it lifted, the shapes beyond sharpened to reveal not the countryside that had been there mere minutes ago but a cavernous room she’d never seen.
Looking up, she finally understood the strange light reflections, at least. A glass dome that had enclosed the entire castle was being lifted and set to one side. The figure holding it was indeed human but so immense it blocked most of their view.
“Shining stars…” muttered one of the guards behind them.
Her mind reeled. Someone had shrunken them down so that they could take their entire castle. The magic that would require…
And magic required a wizard. So was this…?
She glanced at her brother. He seemed to have gone even whiter than before, but relief showed clearly on his face. No, not Manannan, then.
For a moment, she was relieved as well. But they were still kidnapped, miniaturized, and trapped under a glass dome.
Now what?
#ayatai whumptober2022#king's quest#as far as i got with 5; moving on to 6 tomorrow#kq5#ayatai writes
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Lost and Found (ao3):
Grandpa’s story of the goblin caves started out familiarly enough, but as he spoke, the story started to twist and change. New friends, new conversations, and new ways to use old items transformed the tale, and the young king discovered new ways to be brave in the dark tunnels beneath Daventry.
(6/?)
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Graham wasn’t sure if his eyes were open or closed. Darkness pressed around him, thicker than his own cloak and weighing a whole lot more. He blinked, but he could see nothing. He tried sitting up, but everything hurt too much. He found it best to just lie still for a minute, to try and ease his spinning head. He couldn’t tell which way was up, though, and that didn’t help him feel less woozy. His questing fingers felt wet—a water puddle or something, hopefully, instead of his own blood. Sand clung to his fingers.
“Newton?” he rasped. “Newton, where—”
Nothing.
Graham groaned and his head thumped back against the rocks again. He’d fallen in the dark. Not sure how far. Not sure how long ago. If he’d blinked out for just a second, or minutes, or hours. The air was still. Silent.
He choked back a scream, swallowing hard against his own mounting panic. Maybe it was for the best he wasn’t able to stand, or else he’d go tearing off into the shadows and just make everything worse.
Can it get worse?
Stop. You’re okay. You can handle this. Don’t panic.
He slowly, slowly, tried pushing himself up. He could feel the gritty stone floor, and he could feel stones rising around him, walls—were they too close?—but he couldn’t see anything at all. Too dark, or had he hurt himself somehow? Blinded…? Couldn’t tell, couldn’t tell, couldn’t, couldn’t, couldn’t—
Something glittered. He squinted. Reached out. Remembered. He’d kicked a mushroom, and the glimmering dust was still on his boot. It was nearly all faded, but there was enough there to realize he wasn’t blind, wasn’t dead. It helped ground him. He took a deep, deep breath. It wasn’t much. But, right then, there wasn’t much to be had.
“It’s okay. I’m fine. I’m fine.” His voice bounced back at him, echoing and fading into silence.
He stared at the dust, wishing it were brighter. Wishing he had Newton. Or something. Anything. But looking around revealed nothing—just that horrible dark of a cave with no light, a dark so heavy he could nearly touch it. He curled up in a ball, trying not to whimper.
He thought he heard snuffling. The wet raspy sound of a dragon, breathing sharp and deadly, and Graham bit his tongue so hard tears sprang to his eyes. Was it the same dragon? Was it back? Should he have killed the beast when he’d had the chance? It exhaled, and he thought he felt the heat of it, felt its glare on him, like it knew his weakness. His terror.
I am going to die here.
(“How can you be okay sitting in the dark?” Gwendolyn asked, her hands pressed to her mouth, staring at the mirror.
“I was very much not okay,” Grandpa said, his hand on her knee. “But I didn’t have a choice at that moment. I had to discover a different way to see. But whatever was lurking in those shadows couldn’t possibly be worse than the thoughts trapped in my head.”)
“I need a light,” Graham whispered. “I need…what do I have…I need…gods, please, I need…” His fingers brushed across the things in his cloak, desperate, unable to see, just trying to remember what was there by the shape of it. Something soft and delicate…a flower. Why did he have a flower…
“We were looking for a specific flower, for my paint dyes. It’s hard to see on a clear day, but it’s got a glowy edge to it when it gets wet, so, the rain, y’know.” Whisper and Acorn’s flower. For the dyes. It glowed blue if it got wet. Graham ripped it out of his cloak and practically flung it into the puddle at his side. And it was just water, perhaps from the same source that drenched his own cell, buried somewhere nearby in the rock. Immediately, the flower petals started to glow. Just faint, faint, the edges twinkling like stars in the darkness, but more than what he’d had before. Blue. Almost a familiar sort of blue. Almost…
Salamanders started chirping. They flared bright blue around him, sparkling and nearly blinding. They loved the color of the flower, a vibrant blue like theirs but somehow different, more attractive. They filled the cave with light. Brighter than Newton by himself. Bright and sparkly and blue and he could see. The snuffling sound must have been snoozing salamanders. Not a dragon. He swiped at his cheeks, trying to calm his panicked breathing.
Newton’s jar was half buried in dirt behind a rock. He gently picked it up and brushed the dust off. Inside, the little salamander squeaked at Graham, irritated and dim, but clearly fine after being tossed, too small and springy to have been hurt. He flared blue again after giving himself a good shake.
(Grandpa smiled at Gwendolyn. “In my head my greatest fears were real. Whether that was true for this cave, I wasn’t sure. I needed to face what was actually out there. And now, I could see. I could be brave again.”
“When I’m afraid, I find blankets provide the most protection,” Gwendolyn said, sinking down further in her little nest of blankets.
“Ha! Well, I did have my cloak with me, and it was definitely a comfort, like your blankets. Especially since it had supplied my salvation!”)
Graham cautiously bent wrists and ankles, fingers and toes, checking himself in the blue glow. Nothing broken. He’d fallen down much worse, really, like that mountain when he’d first come to Daventry. This was a few more bruises to add to the growing collection on his arms and legs, but that was fine. He stood, a little shakily, and inspected what he’d fallen down. A nice slope, properly rocky, just barely tall enough to be troublesome. “I’m not sure I can get back up there right now,” he said, sighing. It was slightly too steep, and he was still too wobbly to try it. “Well. I’d needed something new to explore, and I guess I got it. Newton, shall we look for a different way out?”
The salamander chirped, still irritated, and put his tail over his eyes.
“I’ll take that as a yes. Come on, we can’t stay here.” He bent down and retrieved the crown, which had rolled a little distance toward the tunnel exit. Undented, unchanged. Nothing about this thing could ever change, it seemed. He placed it on his curls, stood straight, and pushed onward.
(“Newton’s okay, but I think I’d want Mr. Springbottom down there with me.”)
The salamanders chittered, and familiar glowing mushrooms were growing in clumps a little ways down the tunnel, attracted to the water dripping down the sides of the wall. Being able to see even a little bit made a huge difference. Graham had explored plenty of caves while adventuring. He was fine.
…okay, to be fair, when he’d explored prior, he’d been stocked with supplies and prepared for that sort of adventure, not half starved and desperate and with the weight of his friends’ lives on his shoulders. But, still, he was fine.
He tripped on an upraised rock he couldn’t see, stumbled, clutched the lantern tight for fear it would slip and shatter, teeth clacking with impact as he jarred his knee.
Really, even with the salamanders and his lantern and the mushrooms it wasn’t bright enough. Wasn’t safe enough. Not fine.
(“There are not enough lights in this cave,” Gwendolyn said. “Creatures could be anywhere.”)
His boots shuffled in the silence. The tunnel was curvy but didn’t have any branching paths, at first. But when he reached his first crossroads, a crack in the wall spiraling off into the dark with no clear end in sight, he hesitated.
“I can’t get lost in here,” he muttered, eyeing each tunnel in turn. He knew of a way back into the prisons behind him, could get back to Daventry. Sort of. If he could scale that scree slope again, which he wasn’t entirely confident about. But, these natural paths had no guarantee. No promise whatsoever that he would escape the dark. Graham’s fingers danced through his pockets, tracing each item thoughtfully as he considered his options.
He withdrew the not-so-magic beans. He’d noticed earlier how brightly they sparkled in salamander light, and his handful was quite large. The goblins must have not trusted too much in the magic of their magic beans. They’d buried a ton of them beneath the beanstalk vines in the hopes just one would take.
“Once upon a time,” Graham recited, running a purple bean through his fingers, “there was an evil, selfish stepmother who wanted to get rid of her husband’s children. She ordered her husband to take his children into the tangled woods nearby and leave them there to be eaten by wolves, but clever Gretel left a trail behind her as they walked, so even in the pitch dark of the night, they could find their way home.” His voice filled the tunnel, warm and comforting.
There was, perhaps, nothing like a story to make the night less frightening.
(“Maybe I should try that,” Gwendolyn said. “Tell stories when I’m afraid.”
“It’s my favorite thing,” Grandpa agreed.)
Carefully, Graham began to lay a path, marking his trail only as necessary to preserve his bean supply as long as possible. He avoided the cracks, afraid of the walls growing too narrow for his shoulders and pinning him in place, forever. But he couldn’t quit, couldn’t give up, even if that niggling fear about getting lost still crept across his spine with every nervous step forward. He was desperately aware that his trail marking had a limit, that there was only so far he could go. He had to hope he found an easier way to freedom before he ran out.
(“My hands trembled at the thought of facing my friends without a plan. I wasn’t ready to go back yet, even if I was feeling stronger. I had to press onward.”
They watched the little mirror king hesitate at another crossroads, and then he chose the righthand tunnel. Which was a mistake. His foot slipped, and he went spinning down into the darkness with a perfectly horrifying yelp. This time, there wasn’t a bottom.
“Ah, that one seemed to be a dead end,” Grandpa said, laughing.
“Mr. Springbottom does not approve,” Gwendolyn said sternly, giving the plushie a squeeze.
“Let’s start that part over with a clean slate.”
“Grandpaaaa.”
“Look, this rocky situation was no fault of my own. This game of stones was simply far too violent for my taste.”
The little king reappeared on the mirror, and he chose the lefthand tunnel as though nothing had happened at all.)
Graham couldn’t be permanently lost in the walls. He couldn’t be. There had to be more to this. Right?
He placed another bean. But as he placed it, he looked more carefully at the tunnel itself. The natural rough hewn walls seemed to have a slightly different cast to them here. Like they’d been chiseled, not just formed naturally. Like there was, maybe, signs of life.
He scrambled forward, delighted, and the natural tunnel turned into an intentional one, one made by human (or goblin, more likely) hands. He wasn’t lost, he was going to find help, a way out, he was going to find—
He rounded the corner and smashed nose to nose into a grinning, leering face. White gloved hands outstretched. Grabbed. Caught.
Graham shrieked and stumbled back and his assailant tangled up with him, pinning him, and they both went down in a heap, and it was still grinning and unblinking with huge black eyes, the weight of it strange and the form of it stiff and its teeth bright white and sharp and Graham kicked and wailed and punched and his assailant rocked backward and sprang forward again and smashed its face into Graham’s and—
He froze, but the assailant kept shaking back and forth, back and forth, bumping into him with less and less force each time. Like it was on a spring. He stared into the black eyes inches from his own wide ones, and realized these eyes were painted onto wood.
A jack in the box. Wooden. Fake.
A huge one, life sized and leering. A clown. Carved smile, painted eyes, wooden hands hidden under patched and stained white gloves. A floppy jester’s cap had slipped off its head and was lying on the dusty floor nearby.
It had strings on it, dozens of them, like yarn or thin cords, that disappeared into the darkness above them, to hold it upright like an oversized marionette, to help move it through some scene. That were now tangled around Graham’s hands and wrists and legs and reminding him horribly of the goblin’s bindings.
Goblins. Moving a doll through a scene. He groaned with realization, sinking back. This was a prop, discarded in the dark. A way to tell a story. Some story the goblins had gotten bored of for one reason or another, and they’d decided to dispose of it in some storage room far from the main stages.
(Gwendolyn had yanked the blanket over her head, and was muttering, “It’s only a story. It’s not real. I’m fine. Yep, fine. I sound fine, right?”)
Graham kicked out, and the jester rocked again, its nose bumping into Graham’s shoulder, as the king struggled to free himself from the impromptu restraints. The weight of the wood was strange and stiff and didn't give. He was able to roll onto his side, the jester’s face pressed into him. He pulled at the ropes, his scream still burning his throat and his heart still hammering and his hands still shaking. They wouldn’t give, growing all the more tangled the more he fought, apparently endlessly long. In a fit of flustered frustration, Graham yanked hard, and they snapped off the jester, breaking the too-thin hooks they’d been tied to on the articulation points.
(“Ugh. Fuel, meet nightmare. Guess I won’t be sleeping tonight,” Gwendolyn said grumpily, peeling the blanket off her head as the mirror king started peeling the cords off his arms. He spooled them up and shoved them in his pocket instinctively, and struggled to stand, pushing the jack in the box aside. “I liked your stories better when they were silly and filled with dragons.”
“Oh, there might be dragons in it yet,” Grandpa said, smiling. He waved at the mirror, at the dozens of forgotten puppets of all types lining the wall. Including a little dragon toy.
“That one doesn’t count!”)
Graham crouched and inspected the horrible jester. It had a little tin soldier tucked into its waistcoat pocket, half melted and sad. It had only one leg. “Ah, Steadfast Tin Soldier,” Graham murmured. “Right, I remember that one:
“Once upon a time, a little boy received a magnificent gift of tin soldiers, but one was incomplete, for the metal spoon it had been made from had been used up before finishing the soldier. In the boy’s toy room, there was a jack in the box, with the spirit of a goblin trapped in it, and the jack in the box fell in love with a paper ballerina, as the paper ballerina and the tin soldier fell in love with each other.” A naughty goblin, Graham thought, who tried to melt the soldier and win the ballerina’s heart. A pretty solid choice for a fairy tale retelling by goblins. He wondered why they’d chosen to throw this prop away, why they’d gotten bored of it.
He inspected the rest of the space—the storage room, truly. He wanted to find abandoned weapons or something, not abandoned stories, but what weapons he did find were firmly attached to the hands of knights or farmers, and they were chipped, thin pieces of wood which would snap under use anyway.
More than abandoned props, though, this room itself seemed like it had been forgotten. In his struggles, Graham had kicked up a lot of dust, and more dust and grime dulled the puppets’ paint. The room had that stale sort of feeling, a space that hadn’t been touched or thought of for a lifetime. Somewhere lost in the walls, perhaps when (if?) this place had been something other than a prison.
The jester was among the worst of the carved faces, but others didn’t seem particularly nice: evil eyed witches, or sharp clawed wolves. They leered from the walls, sagging in marionette ropes or crumpled on the floor glaring up at him. Maybe it was too hard to move these puppets around when it was so much easier to wear a costume and act it out more personally. The weight of these toys, and the length of the ropes needed to direct them, was surely too complicated.
He wandered, inspecting faces and hands, and he found a barred door similar to his own cell—mercifully unlocked, though it creaked loudly enough to wake the dead. Or wake a stagnant puppet? He glanced uneasily over his shoulder, but he couldn’t see a thing behind him. Newton’s light just didn’t reach that far, and shapes blurred into nothing just a few paces back, hands and arms and ropes reaching mindlessly. Anxious, he slipped into the hall, and the door scraped shut behind him, echoes fading into dead silence.
More props and toys and costumes. Piles of things, left to rot in the dust and gloom. Dozens of ballet slippers with holes ground into the heels, cracked and broken glass shoes that still managed to catch the gleam of his salamander’s light beneath the grime.
(“That’s even more shoes than my mom has!”)
“With one of those, I could possibly make one of those goblins a princess, and maybe I’d get something helpful in return. And what did the goblins need all those spinning wheels for? The things Acorn could do with treasures like those...so many fascinating things, forgotten. I tried to find things that weren’t broken, but I was not so lucky. Buckets, barrels, boxes...dirty and dark and empty of anything useful. Although, I did find an entire room filled with frogs galivanting in an underground lake!”
“I wanna pet them all!”)
The frog room had been the most unsettling yet. The dark ripples of the water, the echoes of each drip, and dozens of eyes glaring at his light. They called to each other in grave tones and scampered away. If a splash could sound disdainful... Likely this hadn’t been full of so many frogs originally, but no one had bothered the creatures for so long they’d just started their own froggy kingdom. They probably had a Frog Queen to rival Princess Madeline’s rule. He wondered, a little hysterically, if he should have sent them a coronation invitation, too. Best to not mention this place to Chester.
He slipped past more detritus. Costumes, dummies missing their heads, torn dresses and stained jerkins and so many stories of every type. But despite it all, Graham wasn’t at all sure any of it would be of any use to him here and now, and he reluctantly wandered deeper into the labyrinth of dust and rust and narrow rock, feeling all the more unsure he’d find anything relevant down here. Well, not entirely true--he did find three tarnished gold coins, with a queen's profile that he did not recognize at all. If he'd bothered to pay attention in the Hall of Faces Portrait Hall in the castle, maybe he'd know, could guess when this place had last been used, but for now, this little golden face meant nothing except a promise that he would get his bow, finally. If he could get out of these rooms.
One of the coins had been in a corner pinned by a dusty, forgotten spider web. One of those horribly sticky ones he’d run into upstairs. Graham had studied it, checked it from every angle to make sure it wasn’t an active house for an active spider—imagine knocking over someone’s house, but instead of giving you a firm talking to, the inhabitant bit you and poisoned you and ate you—but it seemed fully abandoned. He was still loath to stick his hand blindly in the web, though, remembering how horribly sticky and sturdy they were. He used the mop he’d been given to sweep up goop to twirl the threads like pasta to clear the web, and he shoved the mop, with its now sticky threads, back in his pocket. Six found coins clinked cheerfully in his pocket, three generations of royalty chatting to each other. Which made Graham wish he had someone to talk to, too—it was much too quiet down here for him.
(“To keep myself company, I began to talk out loud. I’m the best conversationalist, you know. I know, right?”
“I think I’ve heard Dad make that exact same joke. Do you guys have the same jokebook or something?”)
Graham kept retelling the fairytales he’d found, just to fill the emptiness. Little scraps of dialogue, fragments of thoughts. “I know I’m talking out loud, but it’s oddly calming,” he said vaguely, waving at the air. “Studies show this is a perfectly normal coping mechanism. Yep. We’re good. So good. We’re not scared at all. That jack in the box is not following me. Nope. We’re good.” He placed another bean, noting that his supply was nearly out, but he’d still not found a way out.
As he crept forward, though, he paused. Stiffened. Listened. In the distance, snuffling again. And not the salamanders this time.
No, this was someone crying.
#fic'ing#ch2#we're off the rails and off the track and we're still following subtitles but not in ways you expect#there's some concept art that looked very circusy at one point so i'm quietly ref'ing that while still fitting it in the fairy tale theme#in your mind's ear imagine the game devs used the same soundbyte of josh mandel shrieking his heart out in kq5 when he falls
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