#kouyou is a bit upset

[snail17]

A short fic about Kouyou and Mori if Dazai had taken Chuuya with him when he left the Port Mafia.

Kouyou was standing in Mori's office, looking a bit unsure, her glossy red lips were turned down in a frown, and there was a slight crease in her brow. Mori was watching out the window at the city below. The sky was dark, and the stars were twinkling gently like diamonds scattered across a velvet cloth.

"Was letting them go the right choice?" Kouyou's voice was soft, almost as if she feared the answer.

Mori, lost in thought, took a moment to answer. He continued to gaze out the window for a few more seconds before finally speaking. He watched as two shooting stars flew across the sky, almost side by side, like two souls embarking on a journey together. He turned to face Kouyou, a weary smile on his face, his eyes reflecting the distant starlight.

"They'll be fine, Kouyou. They have each other."

Kouyou nodded, and let out a soft breath. She was still concerned, but deep down she knew it too. They would be fine. They were partners after all. 

"I suppose you're right. They make quite the duo."

She glanced out the window with Mori, taking in the sight of the city below. It was scattered with lights and houses that someplace, somewhere, Chuuya and Dazai were. Mori let out a sigh, the sound heavy with unspoken emotions.

"How about we have some tea?" he suggested, his voice a gentle attempt to bring comfort.

Kouyou managed a small smile at the suggestion. She cherished these moments of normalcy, like finding a warm ember in the cold ashes of a dying fire. Even if they had just let their two protégés go off into the world, the thought of Dazai and Chuuya having their whole lives ahead of them brought a bittersweet ache to her heart.

She felt conflicted, like a mother watching her children grow up before her eyes, never wanting the moments to end. It was all too soon before they were spreading their wings. Kouyou knew they were allowing the boys to make their own choices without guidance. She only hoped they made the right ones.

"That sounds lovely, Mori. I could use a cup of tea right now."

Mori nodded and went to the small tea set in the corner of his office. Kouyou sat gracefully on one of the chairs, watching as Mori poured two cups of tea. He handed one to Kouyou, and sat on the opposite seat to her. He took a sip of his tea, savouring the flavour like a cherished memory, and gave Kouyou a reassuring smile.

"We'll see them again, I have no doubt. For now, we can make the most of the time without them."

Kouyou took a sip of her tea, the warm liquid soothing her nerves like a gentle lullaby. She knew Mori was right. She knew they would cross paths with Dazai and Chuuya again. It was only a matter of time. For now, she tried to focus on the present and enjoy the relative peace. It would be okay. She would be okay.

"You're right. They'll be back someday. And when they do, I'll be sure to give them a piece of my mind for not saying goodbye."

Mori chuckled, the sound rich and warm, like a comforting blanket on a cold night. He was amused by Kouyou's protective, motherly demeanour towards their boys. He knew she acted tough, but in reality, she cared deeply for them.

"I have no doubt you will, my dear. But for now, we just wait."

The two sat in comfortable silence, the tea steaming gently between them, as the stars continued their silent dance in the night sky above. The same sky that shimmered over a partnership full of new beginnings.

This time it would be different.

For all of them.

[baby-tini]

I really like imagining Chuuya to be just. Such a gentleman. To the point of it almost being cheesy and old fashioned, but it's not because it's him doing it. He tries not to curse around you because "you're a lady" but then spews absolute filth when you're fucking. Also doesn't mind if you speak crassly, he can't, he's the man here, he should show restraint. Early on, he uses honorifics with you until you explicitly state that he can drop them, always takes his hat off in your presence if you two are alone, always pays for everything (he's got a thing for that one in particular) etc.

I'm also really into the whole him basically being your bodyguard when ya'll are out thing, but it's subtle (Of course, he has a gun in his waistband, but that's to be expected) I'm talking the sidewalk rule, always the sidewalk rule, I'm talking opening doors, I'm talking constantly surveying his surroundings for potential threats or exits, giving death glares to guys who stare just a bit too long and then turning back to you with a smile as you continue to ramble on whatever it is you're talking about (he loves it, it's so cute), When he has the time and if you two aren't living together, he's coming over to fix shit. Kitchen cabinet closes weirdly? Car needs repearing? Heavy furniture needs to be moved? He's on it. Why would you pay some dickhead who's probably gonna fuck it up anyway to do it when he can?

It's the same in the bedroom. A giver through and through. Just wants to make you feel good, wants to get you cockdrunk and limp, to overwhelm you with pleasure, to bruise your cervix, you feel so good to him, it strokes his ego to see you fall apart all because of him, because of his mouth and fingers and dick.

I was very tempted too keep this to myself, too think about it constantly- cause that's all I've been doing with this post. I don't think I've seen a better characterization of Chuuya, this is literally perfect. Also the "you're a lady" thing made me think of this.

Chuuya is a gentleman at heart, he was taught too treat women like royalty, seeing as though, he was basically raised by a woman, Kouyou. Chuuya, I agree, is pretty old-fashioned, he definitely comes off as that old-fashioned mobster that you see in movies. But when it comes too how he acts, he is literally the inspiration for the cheesy male role in rom-coms. As for his curing.. we all know that he does that a lot, it's a pretty nasty habit of his that he won't break anytime soon, but he tries, especially for you, because you're too pretty too hear the utter filth coming out of his mouth, but you don't mind and he knows you don't mind especially when his cock is fucking into you. Leaving you breathless, unable too speak from just how good he feels inside of you. His gruff voice in your ear, telling you how good you feel- how good you make him feel. He's so soft with you though, careful not too be too harsh because even if you do like it rough, he's never left bruises on you; ever. Sure, he never leaves you unsatisfied, never- not once. Because bruises are for him too deal with, they're for him too come home with. They shouldn't even be spotted on your soft skin, the thought of it makes him upset. But, yes, he'll pull out your chair at the restaurant, open the door for you. Also the paying for you is such a him thing, because he makes more then enough money for you too spend he just has so much, why would you spend your hard earned money when he has loads for you too spend on whatever the fuck it is that you want.

He knows that his job in the mafia is dangerous, and you could be hurt just by association and he can't have that, and as much as he'd like too just relax and have a good time with you, he knows that's not the most achievable especially given his high ranking position of being an executive. His eyes are constantly shooting left and right, checking for any suspicious behavior coming from anyone, or anything that just looks a little too out of place. Now, Chuuya doesn't really need a gun, sure he keeps one in the drawer next to the side of your guys shared bed, but a gun would poke out a little too much for his liking, so that's where his ability comes in, he also, canonly, has a knife on him, at basically all times, so you can rest assured that you are very safe. Now I do like the sidewalk rule. Because he would!!! He doesn't even let you think about walking close to the road, you stay near the wall, and if you're someone that tends too drift as you walk, maybe can't walk in straight line, that's fine because he'll just move your you to the side by your hips- or even better, he'll hold your hand so you don't stray too far. He also lays on the side of the bed that's closest to the door, so if there is a problem he can just quickly jump up and deal with it, also you'd be behind him, so if they did shoot, he has his ability and if you're small enough, they might not even see you; which is what he's betting on. I also think that he guards the door while you use the bathroom, he doesn't care if it's a big, multiple stall womans restroom, no is allowed in while you're in there. He, in his own right, is your own personal little handy man. Like you said, fixing up the things around the house, he also is the type too fix your things before you notice there's something wrong with them. Like if something of yours had fallen, a vase of roses perhaps, had broken he'd buy you a new one and replace the same flowers so that it looks like nothing ever happened, or if you had a stuffed animal that you treasured he'd attempt too sew it for you- he doesn't wanna buy a new one right away cause it's special and he knows something like that can't just easily be replaced, so he tries his best. But, he wouldn't pay a man too do something that he could do- and Chuuya would do it better, best believe.

Chuuya has always been a giver, anting too make you feel good in anyway he can. He makes it his job too learn your body fully. He wants too know your body better then you do, he doesn't ever want you too be one of those women that feel like they have too get themselves off because they're partners don't care enough too make them cum. Chuuya does care and this is one of the little ways he shows that. I also hc Chuuya too be the type of person that doesn't do... sex. He makes love. Sure he'll fuck you, especially if he's pent up from work, but he makes it his mission too make love to you at some point in the night. Whether that be the soft kisses in between bites to your neck or rubbing and caressing the area that he had just spanked. He never wants the thought of sex for you too be mentally or physically exhausting, like you're just doing it too please him. But, he does also get a kick when he watches you push at his chest and then tug and pull at the sheets because you just don't know what too do with yourself. Your so overwhelmed with how good it is that you just lay there and take it or you just can't hold still. That's what he enjoys though, when you just can't hold still so he has too hold you down with his ability so that you physically can't move, but the aftermath is his favorite. You calling for him so that he can carry you to the shower because you can't move or him coming down the stairs shirtless, with his grey sweats low on his hips, seeing the love bites on your neck and on your thighs as you cook him breakfast.

[hoicacti]

(will be using he/she for Dazai in this post(

Transfem Dazai where he discovered she was transfem when she had to disguise as a girl for an infiltration mission and was just freaking out the whole time wonderful why he felt less miserable during the mission

When Dazai came back from the mission, he didn't change out of the disguise until after giving her report to Mori. Chuuya saw and wanted to lightly tease him a little and called her a very pretty girl

Dazai played it cool but was internally freaking out because that felt nice. Why did it feel nice? He wants more of it. He wants all of it

She tried to figure out how to get Chuuya to tease him that way more but the only way would be to be direct about it because Chuuya is very firm on misgendering not being funny (I know this is contradicting what I said earlier but hush. There is a timeline in my brain and this bit is set after Kouyou teaches Chuuya about trans people and misgendering bad, the earlier bit was not)

After a week of Dazai being extra miserable and frustrated Chuuya intervened

By intervened I mean corralling him into a gaming binge

Chuuya mentions how Dazai always picks the girl avatars and she's like "yeah, who wouldn't want to be a pretty lady." Chuuya just stares before teasing him like "you aren't a very pretty lady."

Dazai has mixed feelings about that because on one hand, she got called a lady, on the other that stung more for some reason

Chuuya worries a bit because "oh shit he's upset" and vows to never call her a lady again

Dazai eventually confronts him in her own way because Chuuya was acting weird

Dazai confesses that he doesn't mind being called a girl

Chuuya can see that she means she likes it and asks if he's transfem

Dazai's like wtf what's that

Chuuya explains and Dazai is like "oh. Maybe. Kinda"

Chuuya's like "cool. Any pronoun changes?" Dazai stares, classic fish expression

Chuuya sighs. "I'll check in on you in a week while you process this"

And he does

Knock knock knock Chuuya has arrived. He threatens to destroy the container if he ain't ain't let in

Badabing badaboom they're both crouched around a small laptop researching pronouns

After a talk on how pronouns don't equal gender, Dazai is rocking her he/she pronoun and living his best life as transfem

And Chuuya calls her a very pretty lady

He thinks that being more comfortable in her identity is a good look on him

[dinaanana]

Headcannons About Chuuya being your Father figure.

Father figure!Chuuya x Teen!Reader (Platonic!)

TW: Nothing just Fuff/Crack a bit Of Violence mentioned

He's the best Father Figure anyone Could Ask for to he Honest.

We all know he's rich af. So he Buys You literally Anything you Need and Want (Even thought you never Mentioned it But he somehow Finds out)

If you're a Member In Port Mafia Aswell,Congrats You're 24/7 with him Always in his office Sitting Next him while he works or just Beside him always

If you're in PM aswell,You're lucky cuz he's gonna Be Your mentor (Doesn't matter what Mori says Y'all Just Tell him that you're his Kid and He agrees after some Time)

He's strict With Everyone else Except You ofc If you do anything wrong hell just Pat Your Head and tell you That It's okay that you should not worry over It. he ain't that soft With anyone Else,Just you and him in Closed doors.

Sometimes When you're down He takes you on Late night Rides on his Motorcycle With you sitting Behind him.

If you're a High schooler Hell Gladly Help you Out with all of your homework,But if hes Busy or is on a mission He'll tell Kouyou To help you out.

If you get in trouble at School You go Into Chuuya's Office And tell him That The principal wants to see him,so you bring Chuuya At school the next day,and everyone Is Staring At him with fear in their eyes (No one dared to Utter a Single Word)

He sometimes pulls up at your school with his Motorcycle (If he has time) to pick you up From school.

If you get an A+ on a test,He'll be Happy Pat your head and Tell you "You did good."

He Keeps you in His Penthouse All of the time when He's out on an important Mission Mori Gave him.

also the type of Mf To say "Don't open the door for strangers." And He Does the Pointer Finger Thing like "ah ah ah"

You just shrug your Shoulders and Nod "Okay,I won't,I won't."

"I'll Get goin Now See ya kiddo" He gives you a Little Wave before Leaving the Apartment and closing the door Making sure it's locked.

Also the type of Dad To sent you 100 Dollars when you just asked for 1 Dollar.

He'd be bestest Of the best Dad ,But he Won't always be in Good mood Always...He's an Port Mafia executive I guess that explains it,Sometimes he'll come home Mad,Stressed,Exhausted.

And tries his Best To control his Emotions Around you,Always Avoiding you when he's Upset,He doesn't wanna Accidently hurt you or say something That'll make you hate him.

Soo...Sometimes He Comes home really really Late...because of his Work Tired as hell,And you fall asleep On couch everytime you wait for him.when he Sees you He just Slides off His Coat that's Dropped on his shoulders Tossing it Somewhere Across the room and just Sits beside Your Sleeping Figure,He Puts A blanket over your body to Keep you warm carefully To not wake you up.

Then he just Goes over his Room on the balcony and lits up a cigarette To calm down a lil bit (He never smokes around you,He doesn't want you being disgusted after inhaling that shit)

Well Sometimes when He Doesn't have Work to do and has A day off,He Usually Makes You dinner himself,He's an amazing cook tbh And you enjoy his meals,if he doesn't know how to cook something you really want he searched it on YouTube Tutorials

But sometimes at late Nights,When you and him are Sitting on a couch in his Huge Living Room,He's usually Pouring Himself glass of Wine Or Just Straight up Drinking from The battle,Meanwhile you Are Doing your tomorrow's school work,Drawing,Playing,scrolling Etc

I HC him as that type of Dad that'll Give you A lot of money when he's drunk (For no reason) and tell you to Buy anything you want

Also the Type of Overprotective Kinda Dad that Will tell you no boyfriends till The age of 18 😭 "You're still a Lil kid,It's to Early for that!"

DOES not Know What TikTok means until you explain It to him,He just stares at You for few Moments. "Oh I get it now"

One time You and Chuuya were Exploring The PM Basements Trying to search for something or Someone (Idk)

After some kinda Minutes you lost him,Running back and forth and yelling his name Out while he yelled yours,Y'all couldn't find each other..You just walked around hoping you'll Find him Until you saw some Kind of Old Rusty room with Alot of spider Weebs and Went inside of it Just to see you man That had Exact Same Hairstyle As Chuuya but His Hair was blonde,And had Same Fedora Hat on,He was sitting on a desk Writing something and drinking a tea.

You couldn't see His Face because of The poor Light So you called him "Chuuya? What are you doing there?"

Silence filled the room,no one talked for good 2 minutes before Someone Went behind you and put A hand on your Shoulder "the hell are you doing here..?" It was Chuuya

"Chuuya? You here? But who is That man over there?" You point at Verlaine,while he's staring at you And Chuuya with Normal face Expression,You couldn't see his Eyes,Just his Mouth and Nose due to The Shadow of his Hat covering Half Of His upper face.

Chuuya Sighs As he Looks at Verlaine then back to you "That's my Big brother Verlaine..Thats why he Looks So much like me,I guess.." Chuuya has a Big brother?!

"Let's get Going now. Come on..".Chuuya takes Your wrist and drags you out not that harshly to hurt you,But Enough to pull you With him out of the basement.

After that day you didn't ask him anything,about why he was So hesitant and why Did he drag you out of There,Without even saying a word or a reason.

After some Begging he Lets you go down To visit His Brother..(He didn't Like seeing him That much as you know.)

After some time Passes by you almost visit Verlaine In his basement,He gets used to your sudden. And always awaits you Everyday,Sometimes you bring Food Or Tea down there To Give it to Verlane.

You talk Alot with him,But not Him,He Just Replies back with short Answers,But you're used to it anyways.

[fyodior]

It's like 6am now but brain is Thonking Things and I gotta get them out before I forget them

The thought of the day is: getting pregnant with twins

I just know oda would be the happiest out of them all to find that out, like we were supposed to have only one child but now we're getting a bonus one too?? We get to take care of two more kids?? Best day of his life. As soon as you tell him you're gonna have twins I can see him looking at you with his usual neutral face like this 😐 while you can hear the cogs spinning in his brain for a moment as he processes what you said fdjsjdj then a moment later he comes to terms with the fact that the two of you have really been blessed and he hugs you close to himself and tells you how happy he is and how much he loves you with a bit of a wobbly voice bc he's just that happy🥺 the next day he's going to his usual restaurant to tell the owner and the orphans how they're going to have two new friends soon

Dazai would be kinda shocked bc we're gonna have two mini demons running around the house instead of just one??? Am I gonna have to share my belladonna's affections with both of them??? On the outside he's going to act like a clown as usual, telling everyone in the ada about the news and having kunikida nag him for hours everyday bc DON'T YOU DARE MAKE YOUR CHILDREN BECOME SUICIDE MANIACS LIKE YOU!! cjsjsjs But on the inside, having a child with you was already a big choice that required lots of trust for him, but after he hears the news and accepts them he goes to oda's grave and tells him as well, he tells him that he's finally settled down with you and is going to have a family and how happy he is to get to do this this you. "I hope you're proud of me, Odasaku."

Chuuya was already reluctant having just one child with you bc he's a mafia executive and he knows his profession/position could endanger you (not that he'd ever let someone hurt you ofc) but then the two of you agreed to try and have one child to see how the situation would change. He didn't expect that at all when you told him you were having twins, he just stared at you with a mix of joy and shock and he didn't even know what to say. He didn't want to upset you so first he might go to kouyou to talk about his concerns, and after she reassures him that everything will be alright he comes back home and swears to himself to do everything he can to help you throughout the pregnancy and after the children are born. Once he's holding both of them for the first time in his arms he might try to act all tough but then he slowly breaks down into tears and cries with you

Now for fyodor, everything he does is calculated, so having you get pregnant might also have been a calculated act on his part. He decided that this time would be the best for the two of you to have a child bc his plans wouldn't interfere with the pregnancy and viceversa so he bred you extra hard yk djsksks what wasn't calculated tho was you having twins. He knew it was a possibility ofc but he didn't expect that to actually happen. He is obviously happy and gives you lots of praise and patience throughout the pregnancy, making sure your health is at its peak at all times and spoiling you with whatever you might want on your bad days. He might find it endearing when you're so close to crying bc your belly is too big and you can't koala-hug him on his lap anymore jdjsjsdjs you know that some people put headphones on their belly to make the child listen to music? He does that too with you but in the extra fancy way that is playing the cello next to your bed. I'm trying so hard to keep this sfw but my brain keeps chanting pregnancy sex pregnancy sex djdjsjdj

- 💍

my brain is also chanting pregnancy sex at all times always and forever. also everything utc because this got long as per usual

and you're so fucking right abt all of them kfljslf;ksjkd oda would be ECSTATIC because. idk if he necessarily wants a big family but he wants more than one, though the thought of you suffering multiple times for multiple babies is so painful for him. so the fact that you're getting TWO babies for the pain of only one pregnancy makes him soooo happy like it's probably everything he could've asked for. and when you're freaking out bc you were already worried about keeping up with care for one baby and now there's gonna be two, he easily calms you down and assures you he's gonna be there every single step of the way bc you're a team. and even tho any mention of the orphans fills me with debilitating pain it melts my fucking heart thinking abt how over the moon they'd be esp because they rarely see oda that happy. he would ADORE your body too

like you said with dazai it definitely would take a LOT of trust and chewing on the idea for him to even be willing to try for a baby, and that's with expecting only one at a time lskfjskd and i can see him only wanting one in general. he'd so paint on a dazai-typical happy silly face for his coworkers but yeah it'd be a pretty major internal struggle for him at first. and all of the agency is a little bit scared bc they could barely picture dazai with one kid but now he's gonna have 2 LMAO but they know you well and trust that you'll raise them well. and you know that dazai's heart is so big and he's such a good guy that'd genuinely want the best for his babies and would work so hard to be a good father, probably thinking of odasaku and what he would do a lot. and the thought of him sitting at his grave to tell him is fr tearing me apart that fucking hurts lfdsjsdkl i can see him bringing a bottle of liquor and pouring two glasses, just talking like. "two! crazy, isn't it? i think you'd be a great uncle." and he'd definitely tell his kids allll about their uncle oda </3

ur right because chuuya would act so brave but would fucking flip out - but he knows you're anxious as hell about it so you wouldn't hear a second of it. i agree i think that kouyou would be the first person he went to, like the only realistically responsible adult he knows flkadsfljdks when mori finds out he'll be so excited and want to dote all over them and have them play with elise but chuuya would be like only under my supervision you fucking weirdo LMAO he's a very smart guy who's amazing at troubleshooting and dealing with any situation but i think he struggles with it more in his personal life, though he'd find his footing eventually. he'd realize that the most important thing by far is supporting and helping you the whole way, doing anything and everything he can because whatever stress he's feeling you're definitely feeling tenfold. when chuuya loves he loves hard, and that applies to both you and his kids

i think fyodor would definitely be mostly prepared for the scenario of twins, but still be taken aback because he didn't quite expect it to actually happen aldfja;kdfj he would def spoil you to death even to the point where ur like i love you but chill. i think he'd be excited though. im guessing he's never had a loving, supportive family who genuinely cares for each other (and shows it) so i think (with time, i wouldn't say he's necessarily like this now) he'd be very happy to not only show love to a whole family but to receive it too. to be looked up to and revered with unconditional love by 2 babies is something unfathomable to him. he's similar to chuuya in that when he loves, he loves HARD. and every single waking second would be spent protecting you, which would obviously increase to protecting his 2 babies. it would be hard for him, but the now 3 of you are his entire world and he's very protective/possessive - no one is allowed to step anywhere near those kids for a while alkfjlskdjfds "can we please homeschool them?" "no. they're going to real school fedya." similar to oda but probably more so, he would absolutely adore and revere your changing body, would be absolutely obsessed with your growing baby bump that is obvi bigger with two babies. he wants to touch it and be near it and play music for it all the time, sometimes he talks to your stomach more than he talks to you aldsfjadslkj i love him so much :(

[diagonal-queen]

HELP I'm sorry but this idea literally got in my head😭😭

What if Manipulative S/o with Chuuya,Dazai and Fyodor?

Them with a manipulative S/O

♡ pairing: Chuuya Nakahara, Dazai Osamu, Fyodor Dostoyevsky x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: How are these men with a manipulative partner?

♡ cw: Swearing, manipulation, sexual stuff (Fyodor, you're better than this)

note: Ngl I was stumped with this one for a bit, didn't write a single part of it, and then one night I just wrote the whole damn thing in like ten minutes. Writing's a weird thing sometimes eh? Anyways apologies for errors anon and I hope you enjoy x

Chuuya:

If you're another mafioso and you use your Machiavellian techniques to interrogate people, Chuuya finds that hot (he's so whipped T-T)

But if you were ever to try and be manipulative with him? He'd probably figure it out relatively quickly and he'd be pretty upset about it. It feels to him as if you think he's unintelligent or something

He also wouldn't be such a fan if you tried to manipulate other members of the Port Mafia (especially if he's close with them like Kouyou)

Chuuya would prefer if you kept it for work and work only, because he values honesty and is more comfortable knowing that you trust him and vice versa

If it's like a trauma response or something though he's more understanding and helps you work on dismantling the habit in healthy and effective ways <3

Unlike the compulsive lying he would NOT consult Mori about this, because let's be real you probably got some of it from him

Eventually Chuuya might take a more passive role and just let you do your thing as long as you leave him out of it. If you're honest with him he'll be happy

Use your manipulation against Dazai (or at least try to)? You got yourself a loyal man for life ✊✊

Dazai:

Y'know that trope when a dude will like dreamily watch their partner with hearts in his eyes as they do some badass shit? That's literally Dazai when you're fucking with people

Especially other members of the ADA oh my god you guys are such menaces (the only one who can see through your bullshit is Ranpo but do you really think he's gonna put in the effort to stop you guys? No. That's what I thought)

But if you were to try and manipulate him, his attitude would change up real quick.

He lowkey takes it as an insult to his intelligence and also takes it pretty personal regardless of who you treat the same way. How can he not? You're literally his partner

You'd learn not to ever try crossing him, in a serious way at least- you'd definitely still play games and tease each other

If you're like super manipulative, even Dazai would have to be like 'hey! stop'. I feel like it would just remind him of his past self and he wouldn't like that

Like Chuuya he also prefers that, when it comes to more serious things, you're honest with him. He wants to be able to trust you

I mean either way he'd be able to catch up with you, so I guess it's not really a practical issue. Just be nice to him, alright?

Fyodor:

I ought to immediately establish that you're literally not getting past this man at all, ever

You will never be able to trick him, lie to him, or have any sway over anything he does at all. That being said, he actually loves the way you are

Fyodor definitely has a god complex and the fact that you can't get anything past him is definitely boosting said god complex. Though he's always like 'nobody gets me I'm too smart' we know that he secretly enjoys being better than everyone else let's be real

He thinks it's cute, but he will very much still give you ~appropriate punishments~ for your bad behaviour

Definitely uses you for the DOA's benefit in some way. Though it would definitely be with your consent because he knows you're not an idiot (and also why wouldn't you be on board tbh)

Sigma is probably a little wary around you because of how similar you are to your boyfriend (and obviously Mykola loves you he's your bestie)

You two definitely play a lot of mind games with one another for entertainment, as well as skill-based games like chess and poker (is that skill based? I've never played it lmao)

In conclusion, power couple of the fucking century

taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fedyushka, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

every little bit of bsd canon you learn abt makes it harder to enjoy wider fanon like yes chuuya was clearly upset dazai left no it was not the end of his life shut uppppp when he punched dazai during the dhc it was because he was being a little bitch and it wasnt straight up you arent human it was more so nobody else is going to believe you are with the shit you're pulling your dazai isnt obsessed enough and you should feel bad chuuyas got way more problems than dazai leaving and sheep trying to kill him dazai has way more problems then oda and even then the problem you are presenting is missing important context and detail they both have more fucking relationships than this wheres mori and kouyou and kajii and akutagawa where is the goddamn atsushi and kunikida and ranpo and idk fucking ANGO dont get me started on how wrong you are about mori

[chuuyanakaahara]

People thinking Dazai looks down on or doesn’t think Chuuya’s smart or interesting. People who think Mori is a mustache-twirling supervillain out to ruin Dazai’s life or something. Like seriously, people thinking Mori would abuse his two favorite blorbos just don’t understand the character. For one, that’s just not the kind of character he is! It’s not in his character, and it would be incredibly stupid of him to do that and he would know that! And I think it’s been shown pretty clearly through his interactions with Dazai and Chuuya that that’s not the case?? And fics where teenage SKK are scared of or wary of him and constantly on edge around him out of fear… none of that is canon at all. Young Chuuya was respectful but not unquestionably subservient, and Mori doesn’t expect him to be! Mori likes that they were rude teenagers, he found them hilarious! And now adult Chuuya has nice conversations with Mori and Kouyou over tea and indulges Mori’s weirdness. If we’re counting the mobile game as canon, then iirc at one point Chuuya goes to the aquarium with Mori and Elise, to protect them, but Mori is encouraging him to lay off a bit and have fun! Fics where Mori overworks Chuuya or coldly disregards his health upset me because that’s not it! If Chuuya is overworked, it’s because he’s a workaholic and won’t listen to Mori telling him to take a break! Mori gives his higher up subordinates a large amount of freedom as long as they get their jobs done, he doesn’t even really try to get Kouyou to come back during the Kyouka stuff, and he lets Akutagawa do whatever as long as he gets results. He’s not a saint but he’s not the devil, that’s his whole thing, and protecting Yokohama and the mafia itself is his whole purpose.

Wow this segued into a whole lot about Mori. My other thing is people who think Kunikida is the voice of reason or the stick in the mud rule follower. He is not. He is just as insane as the rest of them! Oh, and “ukeified” Chuuya, for lack of a better term. I will not go into detail on that because it enrages me but it is always so obvious and disconcerting to see

come off anon can we be friends

i truly think that a lot of people just villainize mori because the translations got a bit screwed up in terms of him + elise's interactions and because he's the easiest scapegoat. they ignore that he's easily one of the most important parts of the tripartite agreement that keeps yokohama and all your fave blorbos safe, or at least safe when it's being upheld. i don't think he's a saint, but he isn't the demon that everyone makes him out to be.

also. the point on kunikida. yes. kunikida is the voice of reason in the way that. where's that meme that's like "it's odd to think that the average person doesn't know this much about x topic." "oh, yes. but surely they know about [ insert thing about x that the average person certainly doesn't know ]" "yes, of course they would." he broke into the meteorological bureau because the weather was wrong, canonically. he's so self-sacrificial it's insane. people tend to reduce him to a "rule follower" and he is to the extent that he follows his own laws and morals. one of his dislikes in his canon character profile is "authority".

[lil-vibes]

i would die if you wrote anything expanding on that post about chuuya being taken over by baki and just floating all over the place and speaking with an echo until he gets to dazai at the ADA office - that was a great idea, very cool

yooo thanks man !!!

here you go, a little more brainworms regarding that au!

• when Baki wakes up in a back alleyway and tries to stand up they overdo it and snap Chuuya's spine in the process. they try to walk and all of a sudden they are on the ground with mild pains from the vessel' legs. they aren't sure how a human body works, so for now they decide to just float.

• Baki, in my hc, is very curious for just about everything because it's quite rare that they 'view' the world through a humans' eyes

• piggybacking off of that, i think that they'd have trouble expressing their thoughts in the beggining (speaking in short, sometimes conflicting/unfinished sentences) because using human vocal cords without snapping them is difficult and also words have changed since the last time they were actively using them. Ranpo just chucks a dictionary at them and they absolutely ABSORB every word

• i also think that they'd want to sword fight with both Fukuzawa and Golden Demon/ Kouyou for fun

• they can make Dazai float and he just about gives up on life ( something something 'your human existence can not deny mine' yeah me thinks)

• i personally think that theyd be slightly more chill than expected, however when they get upset, or emotions generally run high, the control over the body begings to wobble. some examples of that being:

- the overlapping voices are the most common ones. they are a mass manifested through war and suffering and vengeance, thus Baki has to be extremely careful of how loud they speak because there's a great chance that someone's eardrums will explode.

- corruption markings are a damn near permanent fixture on Chuuya's skin, more so to help remind everyone that this isn't Chuuya in control right now (Dazai is constantly stressed about it, and has to consistently tell himself that it's fine), but they tend to grow and glow and move around like they are alive too, as if also taking offence that Baki is agitated. they also burn if touched directly

- people around an Agitated Baki feel like they are about to poof out of existence simply by being too close. Mori nearly dies once because Baki can see his general soul and is not pleased. it kinda feels like your blood suddenly starts running the other way, or your like heart is beating backwards and double in speed. not fun !

- sometimes birds fly into the windows. maybe the sky tints red, maybe there is ringing in the ears, static in the brain of those around them. maybe looking at Chuuya's form hurts a little, burns a little, blurs around the edges. what were his features again? what color were his eyes? his hair?

• Baki loves Chuuya and learning all about him :] ( "and his name? what is his name? we would love to know who our vessel is."

"it's Chuuya Nakahara.."

the entity thinks, hums for a bit, vibrations making the lights swim around it, then pleased, it smiles "hmm Chuuya... it suits him a lot" )

• disregarding stormbringer for a moment, when asked how exactly one traps a being like it, Baki kindly informs them that there are runes carved into every bone inside Chuuya. yes, they do mean every single one.

• also, and that's a little.... gruesome, but it's a misconception that Baki and Chuuya share only a consciousness. "it's like that most of the time, but right now what you are looking at is ... ah, let's say, our clothes. we are woven in-between his skin and bones and every blood vessel, but also we are separate. it's like a hand pupet? we are under his skin :)"

• Baki absolutely says unhinged things like its normal

• they also find it funny to tease Ranpo because they recognise just how smart of a human he is but also he's just that to them. a human

• i also have this scene when someone complains about the sun or something so Baki just,,, shifts either the Earth or the Sun a bit so that it's not shining directly at the person. everyone FREAKS abt this btw

• Baki also loves the Akutagawas and Kouyou bc Chuuya loves them :]

some skk things bc i love them:

• Baki tells Dazai, hand pressed against his heart, looking him dead in the eyes with that slightly unhinged expression "no wonder you hold onto warm things, for you have been warm once, then never again. no wonder you seek to be warm again" and Dazai just has to go through his day after that

• okay last thing off of the top of my head, but somehow they (the ada) get into the topic of worship and Baki casually drops that yes! they get prayers sometimes but nothing even begins to compare to the feeling of the worship from their most devoted person. naturally everyone wants to know who that is, and Baki tilts their head a little and then points to a Very Confused Dazai (Ranpo and Kunikida are exhanging money in the backround btw).

("but... i don't worship the hat rack?? what?"

"oh, but that can't be" they sway a little from their perch on Dazai's desk, appearing as if deep in thought. after the day, Dazai knows better. "but we can distinctly recal feeling a sort of warmth from you. say, how do you define worship? because it can be food offerings too. or thoughts about us or even just the pure, unrelenting faith that as long as you believe in us, your wish will be made into existence"

Dazai blinks at them, stunned.

"so now, has your answer changed?" )

• LAST one. Ranpo asks them if Dazai has ever nullified corruption with a kiss and Baki is like we think so? but Dazai denies that hard. Baki counters by saying that every place where 'coruption' has been nullified burns to this day. twice on left the wrist, once at the forearm. once at the right hand, once at the cheek, and once ot the lips. Dazai may or may not work harder to resolve the issue after that (he's never gonna beat the gay accusations)

(end of skk things hh)

• when it's time to surrender themselves back to Chuuyas will, Baki tells the ada + the Akutagawas and Kouyou, that when their time finally comes, when Chuuya is either one of them or dust in the wind, they will remember the kindness they have experienced. that they will live forever in the mind of a god

• Chuuya is so, so confused after waking up

[miammey]

HI MIMI IDK IF YOURE STILL DOING THE RAREPAIRS THING BUUUT! ! Angsty terusano and fluffy AgaKou/Agatha x Kouyou (mmm yes lesbians)

HI!! Yeah I am, sorry it took me a bit to do these!!

Terusano (angst edition):

- Teruko usually feels uneasy around medical equipment. When she’s injured Yosano insists on staying by her side while the other doctors and medical professionals work.

- When Teruko gets incredibly upset she unintentionally changes back to the form of a child. When this happens Yosano would scoop her up and cradle her until she feels better, holding her close and rocking her back and forth (nothing weird happens between then when Teruko’s in her child form, all romantic activity happen in adult form only)

- Both are jumpy around anything that sounds like a gunshot, Teruko more so since she’s fought in countless battles herself before she became a Hunting Dog. Yosano can handle them when she knows where they’re coming from, such as fireworks. There was one incident, however, when a tired Teruko forgot that there would be fireworks going off that night, and got so startled by the sound that she knocked over their kitchen table, grabbed Yosano and hid behind it. It took a while to calm her down, and she felt very embarrassed and sorry afterwards

Agakou:

- They met when Agatha was meeting with the Port Mafia executives and boss for something, but she could barely focus on the meeting because she kept glancing over at the beautiful red haired woman in traditional Japanese clothing. They began chatting, and Kouyou offered to take her out to enjoy the sights of Yokohama while she was here (it was a date, 100%)

- Pretty ladies like sitting around and drinking tea together. They just love spending time in each other’s company. They also like trying out different teas, and end up gifting each other their favorites.

- Their relationship is long-distance due to work, but whenever they do get to see each other they spend as much time together as they can, they’re never more than a few feet apart from each other

[little-pink-sheep]

I have to go back, miss Kouyou- at least for a bit…

Everyone’s upset and it’s my fault.

(drops @little-pink-sheep and @currentlyeatingrocks in front of you)

here

Oh dear.. Yuan, your shoulder..

[temporaryrose100]

Chuuya has femal s/o who gets constantly hitted on by the same subordinate but she cant saysomething against that because she works only as a clerk in the mafia and chuuya notice all of this? Scenario or headcanons please?

Getting Sexually Harassed By One Of His Subordinates

Pairing: Chuuya Nakahara x Reader

Genre: Fluff(ish?)

Warning: Swearing, Sexually Harassment

Scenario

Fandom: Bungou Stay Dogs

Note: Sorry this request took so long. I’ve been really busy. I hope you like it!😁

🍷Chuuya Nakahara🍷

•He knew something was off about you. Every time you came to visit him in his office you had this uncomfortable look on your face. Chuuya tried asking you about it but every time you would tell him it was nothing. Chuuya didn’t believe you one bit but not wanting to make you upset he left it alone.

•Now this doesn’t mean that Chuuya won’t try and figure out what going on. You’re his girlfriend for fuck sake!!! If anyone had touched you or even said anything to make you uncomfortable he will crush the person...He’ll make them wish they were never born! Anyway, Chuuya tried asking around. He asking Kouyou if you had told her anything but there was nothing. It was starting to piss him off. Chuuya felt like he never going to find out...Until one day...

•Chuuya was walking back to his office after he had finished a meeting. As he walking he had spotted you and one of his subordinates talking. Chuuya noticed straightaway how uncomfortable you were so he walked over to you. When he was closer enough to hear what his subordinate was talking to you about, it made his blood boil. The man wasn’t innocently hitting on you no he was fully sexually harassing you. It made Chuuya sick to his stomach seeing his girlfriend getting treated like she was an object. “Come on sweetheart, don’t be like. I only asked if I could touch your boobs” the subordinate laughed out as he placed an arm around your neck with a smirk on his lips. The guy didn’t care about how you felt and it pissed Chuuya off.

•The subordinate was quickly shut up by Chuuya grabbing him by his shirt collar and forcefully pushing the pervert against a wall. Everyone was now staring at the three of you wondering what was going on. “What do you think you are doing!” Chuuya spat out in anger. The subordinate was a stuttering mess. It was beginning to annoy Chuuya...

•”SHUT UP!” Chuuya said as he shook the subordinate harshly quickly making the guy shut his mouth. “If I ever see you go anywhere near my girlfriend or even speak to her in that way again I will chop your DICK off! Got it!” Your boyfriend yelled. If you hadn’t just been harassed you would be laughing at how scared the subordinate looked.

•Chuuya let go of the guy's collar. The subordinate mumbled out a ‘yes sir’ before scurrying off in embarrassment and fear. You didn’t really feel sorry for the guy. He deserved to get humiliated in front of his coworkers. You felt kind of relieved that he wouldn’t be bothering you anymore. Now you could relax and not feel uncomfortable by that guy's eyes following you around.

•Chuuya grabbed your wrist and pulled you towards his office. You didn’t even question what he was doing. You knew he wanted answers and that he was pissed. Both at you and the guy. He asked why you didn’t tell him about getting constantly harassed by one of his subordinates. When Chuuya hears that the reason you didn’t say anything was because of you being a clerk it made him scoff. Really, that’s a dumb reason...At least it wasn’t because you didn’t want to bother him that an even dumber reason.

•Chuuya wanted to tell you it didn’t matter that you were a clerk but he knew you needed to be comforted at this moment. He can nag at you later when your feeling better. You and Chuuya would get off work early and go to the nearby café and after go home and watch a movie. Chuuya doesn’t care how much it would cost him to make you smile again. All he cares about is you and you only.

•From that day on none of your boyfriend's subordinates had tried to hit on you. They all saw what happened that day and won’t want to get on Chuuya bad side. When a new person shows up there always warned to never flirt with you.

[starswallowingsea]

okay actually gonna put all my chuuya and kouyou siblings thoughts on one post or as much as i can before work

when chuuya joins the port mafia he has a hard time adjusting to not being the one in charge. he’s trying, because he knows he’s new and whatever but it’s a bit of an adjustment and kouyou being 19 and probably not the best person to put in charge of a 15yo boy isn’t helping. they’re both trying it’s just difficult until they finally have a light bulb moment and chuuya just starts taking things in like a fucking sponge.

kouyou takes chuuya on missions and they work okay as a team. not the best but not the worst, and chuuya learns most of his communication style from kouyou.

they spend a lot of time together and that manifests in kouyou trying to get chuuya into learning how to make tea and learn about traditional japanese culture so now he’s at her apartment twice a week indulging her in it bc he’s 17 and she’s 21 now and just needs someone to talk to. one night she does his hair and makeup in a traditional style and he’s too embarrassed to go out in it but he doesn’t want to make kouyou upset so he just spends the night crashed on her couch. her decorative pillow is covered in makeup in the morning bc he forgot to wash it off before passing out.

kouyou likes floral scented perfume/soaps/lotions and chuuya associates those scents with her and has started getting some of his own perfume with floral undertones. it’s for special occasions only and he’d never admit it was because of kouyou but he has them.

when chuuya is like 19 he realizes he hasn’t been as good of a friend/sibling to kouyou as he should have been because he was an angsty teenager who never knew tenderness and now he’s trying to make up for lost time by keeping track of her likes and dislikes and his gifts for her are always exactly what she wants. kouyou caught on quickly and accepts it because he’s adorable when he gets an idea.

chuuya gets nightmares semi-frequently and when he was younger especially he’d call up kouyou in the middle of the night asking if he could stay with her because he doesn’t want to be alone. he feels like a burden to her but she promises every time that he’s not and her couch practically has his name on it by now.

[bandaged-writer]

hi!! since requests are open- can i have jealousy hcs for dazai, ranpo, tanizaki and chuuya with an s/o who’s friendly and doesnt really catch on to flirting? :0

Dazai Osamu

➤ Dazai doesn’t get jealous easily. He trusts you all the way to his bandages and knows how long it takes you to notice that someone is flirting with you. Before the two of you became a thing, Dazai had been excessively flirting with you only and always threw compliments your way such as “Ah, those earrings really compliment the color of your eyes, belladonna!” and you’d just say “I think so, too. Thanks,” before resuming your way of life. Yosano had to tell you that Dazai was looking at you with heart eyes, trying to score a date with you for 2 weeks at that time.

➤ He watches with an amused smirk when the person flirting with you starts getting frustrated. To Dazai, it’s just funny how the person becomes more desperate and the flirting becomes blatantly obvious, yet it’s like you’re immune unless it’s Dazai that does the flirting (yes, you got better at catching his advances). Eventually, Dazai will smoothly join the scene with his hand resting on your waist and pull you close to his side.

➤ “Thank you for looking after my belladonna while I had to use the bathroom, but we’re on a date. If you’d excuse us.”

➤ However, Dazai won’t pull the playful side if the person makes you uncomfortable or uses inappropriate pick-up lines. He knows you’re just too nice to tell the person to fuck off and would rather sit through the experience than potentially anger them.

➤ You can actually see the light in his eyes fading into nothing and his voice drops an entire octave. You’d only witnessed that side of Dazai one or two times, but you will never forget the goosebumps that covered your skin. “Put those paws of yours on her and you won’t see tomorrow come.”

➤ I can see Dazai getting somewhat jealous when it’s someone you have good chemistry with and/or if there’s some kind of romantic background; like someone you’d once gone out on a date with, was partner other and such. He’d stay attached to your side all the time, but not because he doesn’t trust you; he doesn’t trust that person.

➤ While you’re happily chatting away, Dazai is extra touchy in that situation. May it be his arm around your waist, his hand on your upper thigh or gently caressing your knee underneath the table while whispering sweet nothings in your ear. Ngl, he wants to fluster you a bit, just enough for it to be visible or audible. Dazai is a little shit in that situation and wants to make the person feel uncomfortable enough to leave.

➤ “Dazai, you what-?!” You’d slap his arm and blush furiously.

➤ “I don’t like the way they looked at you, my love,” Dazai would say pouting once you’re home and proceeds to suck some purple bruises into the skin of your neck, so that they wouldn’t look at you twice, again.

➤ Can and will continue if you liked what he was doing.

Ranpo Edogawa

➤ That man protects his candy better than his own life and you’re no exception. Sharing ain’t caring and he sure as hell isn’t having it when someone flirts with who belongs to him.

➤ Unlike Dazai, he can’t just watch and immediately sweeps in to stop whatever the person was about to do with both of his arms around you or you behind him. Depends on how badly it rubs Ranpo the wrong way.

➤ Yes, Ranpo’s aware of your overly friendly side and appreciated it. Even flirting with you is fun, because it takes you some time to get it and when you do, it’s the most adorable thing. However, it’s definitely not adorable when someone else tries to gauge that reaction out of you. It’s only for Ranpo to witness.

➤ “Who the hell are you?” Ranpo would say in a tone that would give away that he’s definitely jealous but quickly sigh and stop the person from answering by waving them off. “Have you ever heard of rhetorical questions? Of course, I don’t want to know who you are.”

➤ The type to deny he’s jealous and be all whiny about your accusations until you stop teasing him about it, hold his hand and reassure him. “I really look up to you, Ranpo. My eyes are always on you,” and Ranpo would deadass lose it, because that’s what you said when it was your first time joining him for a murder case and he had told you to watch him.

➤ Gets soft real fast and admits that he just doesn’t like anyone else hitting on you, saying that jealousy is indeed a lame feeling that he’s not fond of. “But you’re beautiful so I can understand, but it’s still so meh.”

➤ Pls give him a forehead kiss. He treasures them so much more than kisses on the lips, cheek, neck, etc. To Ranpo, it’s like a pinky promise.

➤ Will proudly wrap an arm around your shoulder, pull you flush to his side and wanders off to the next ice-cream shop while making walking a bit hard. According to Ranpo, ice-cream cools down heated feelings (pun intended) and it’s a great place for him to show off who’s his.

➤ Can and will use his deduction skills on that person if they’re making you uncomfortable or trying inappropriate things on you. “Ah, I see. You’ve already harassed several people and had to go to the police. Wouldn’t it be a shame if you had to get actually arrested this time?” 

➤ Has that proud and wicked smirk on his face when the person gets scared and makes a run for it. Ranpo will still report them though.

Tanizaki Junichiro

➤ Jealousy-wise, he’s something between Ranpo and Dazai. It really depends on the circumstances, how the person approaches you and all.

➤ If the person treats you with respect and kindness, Tanizaki will quickly inform them that you’re taken by him. He understands that you’re naturally friendly and figures that it’s also the vibe you give off, so he can’t blame anyone for finding that attractive. Tanizaki is just relieved that the person was kind enough to understand the position they were in and even wished the two of you a nice day/date.

➤ Still holds your hand a little bit tighter, though. 

➤ “Wait, did you just get jealous?” It’d hit you out of nowhere once the scene replays in your head and Tanizaki would blush ever so slightly. Maybe he was a bit jealous, but not to a high extent. He’d rather call it protective. “Ah, [Name], it’s nothing like that, I promise.”

➤ Now, y’all have seen that man protecting his sister and he protects you just as much as Naomi. Once the person is creepy and fishy, it’s game over and it’s like a switch turned within him.

➤ When you get uncomfortable and feel bothered by whoever’s flirting with you, Tanizaki takes over faster than you could ask him for help. “I don’t care who you are or what you’re trying to achieve here, but bend even a hair of hers and you’ll severely regret it.” His eyes are dull, voice firm and serious as he gets his point across. 

➤ Feels genuinely jealous when you seemingly ignore him for someone else, though. None of Tanizaki’s tries of joining the conversation are successful, not even him touching your hand or being a bit more touchy than usually gains your attention. It’s then that his voice sounds a little bit more lifeless and gains your observance. “[Name], weren’t we on a date?” You know you messed up.

➤ You kindly say goodbye to whoever’s flirting with you and ask Tanizaki what’s wrong - it’s just not his kind and easily flustered self

➤ “You seemed to be having fun with them, don’t you?”

➤ “Tanizaki, they were just being nice-”

➤ Give him the puppy eyes and everything is forgiven, though. Tanizaki could never, in his entire life, be genuinely mad at you. Yes, he might be upset that you ignored him for good 5 minutes straight, but that’s it.

Chuuya Nakahara

➤ Chuuya rarely gets jealous. He puts 110% of his faith and trust in you and knows that you do the same. A relationship that’s loyal to the bone.

➤ He can stand it for a little while when e.g. Tachihara is getting a little too friendly and touchy with you. Of course, you return the gesture, believing that he’s just being nice to you and not actually flirting. After all, no one but Chuuya had ever really flirted with you or so you believed.

➤ We all know that man’s temper is as short as his height, so it wouldn’t take long for him to snatch you away from Tachihara and dump a load of work on him. “Chuuya, what is all that work for?!” Tachihara would obviously complain, not quite understanding why all of a sudden he was assigned to pretty lame jobs. Chuuya just waves him off, pulling you into his side and temper tested. “You don’t flirt with taken people. If you do, you’ll simply have to carry the consequences.” 

➤ Tachihara wasn’t aware you were in a relationship with Chuuya. After all, being an executive was a lot of work, he often came home late and your paths with Chuuya didn’t cross as often as you’d like, but y’all still make it work. 

➤ At that moment, Chuuya makes an effort to see you more often during the day, have you closer by his side and let people know that you’re his and his alone. He’ll then bring you along to meetings, lets you sit on his lap when it’s just paperwork he has to finish for Mori and holds your hand at the mafia headquarters.

➤ It’s not like Chuuya has never held your hand. He just never thought of it as necessary and you never complained about it either, so he assumed it was okay.

➤ Chuuya introduces you to Kouyou, knowing that word will get around faster. Now, Kouyou isn’t a woman of gossip but she will assume that Mori is aware of the relationship Chuuya shares with you and casually goes “Chuuya’s partner is pretty cute, don’t you think so, Mori-san?” and Mori stops whatever he’s doing, “You mean like a..relationship?”

➤ Mori will spread word like wildfire. Elise scolds him.

➤ “Now everyone knows you’re mine, shrimp,” Chuuya pats your head and messes up your hair affectionately. You can’t help the huff slipping your lips and look up at him with a questioning look. “Big reaction for someone so small.”

➤ “cOME HERE, YOU LITTLE-”

➤ The next day everyone knows about your relationship with Chuuya and knows better than to hit on you. Not only did Mori run his mouth, but your neck was pretty colorful and Chuuya was extra cocky that day.

[mishiami]

OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. first of all. soukoku being ghost type trainers is such a cool thought, second, the pumpkaboo and phantump headcanons upset me so much (/lh) i never see people actually take advantage of the TRAGEDY of ghost type pokemon

GETTING INTO THE DEPTHS OF THIS THOUGH

the phantump being chuuya's clone is SOOOOOOOO FOUL THAT'S SO PERFECT it's like he literally can't abandon it because not only was that a child but it was HIM. and he thinks it's the REAL ONE that's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAGIC MY GOD

i love dazai seeming to attract all these pokemon that could so easily kill him but also pokemon that act so much like him, like mimikyu being his partner in the ADA?? i love that so much, i also love mimikyu with all my heart so that just generally makes me happy

i like to imagine in pokemon au's, people's pokemon having an affinity for their trainers/trainers' friends/trainers' friends pokemon ykwim, the idea of soukoku's pokemon just happening to have bonds with each other is a really cute image (something to combat the angst a bit lol) but also, it gives rise to the possibility of the pokemon missing each other when dazai defects ..

for his years underground dazai has to deal with his chandelure not only haunting his every movement and reminding him of the guilt he carries over oda's death but sometimes it'll spin or call for something or move around like it used to when it would play with oda's pokemon or with chuuya's phantump or even zoroark. a pokemon that is an omen of death and (in dazai's eyes) participated in causing oda's death but still, at the core of it all, is capable of attachment and misses the friends it used to have, even though they can't go back to them anymore (parallels or sumn yk)

there's also something to be said about mimikyu and dazai both being incredibly lonely and wanting long-lasting attachments that won't leave them and atsushi's pokemon happening to get along, something to be said about the hope it could bring either of them that maybe it's a sign they won't be so alone in the future

froslass is quite honestly such a perfect pokemon for kyouka i see what you mean there, i especially think with how her relationship is with kouyou that kouyou would've used her bond with froslass to dehumanise kyouka and "prove" to her that she is only capable of cruelty and will bring death and horrors to those around her, and i think kouyou would've so used froslass' whole existence against kyouka when she saw her attachment to atsushi, since froslass likes to target young men before freezing them to death or, in some cases, cursing them, saying that kyouka is bound to do the same to atsushi if she doesn't "return home to the port mafia"

in another contrast, i think it could also be a point of healing for atsushi and kyouka, both having ice type pokemon (chien-pao and froslass) who are inherently quite violent or were formed due to hatred but using their pokemon, their team and their abilities for good, not evil. froslass and chien-pao eventually warming up to each other (ha) until sometimes the pokemon will just nap together sometimes when tired, always nearby like they're protecting each other, proving to their trainers that healing is not impossible

(also, real quick, ranpo being a psychic-type trainer is super cool and i like that a lot)

i think poe, maybe, potentially, could have his pokemon partner be an umbreon. one, because the concept of him and ranpo both having eeveelutions is something kinda cute to me, and two, because i think it could be fitting giving all his time spent as a hermit

i imagine him having obtained an eevee sometime in his youth and probably planning on evolving it into an espeon, but the competition he lost against ranpo turned his whole life around and he got a bit... distracted, so he couldn't quite focus on that goal. of all his pokemon (whoever they may be), his eevee happened to be the quietest and the most thoughtful; the easiest to be around without being overwhelming, which i think would calm him in moments of distress. he built up a bond with the eevee, and i picture him in his seclusion being kind of averse to bright lights because... idk, just look at him, and i think for the aesthetic he would so keep the curtains open at night for the ambiance and the atmosphere, and eventually one night that moonlight exposure prompted his eevee to evolve into an umbreon, and he was enthralled. i also think, aesthetically, the yellow glow that umbreon has matches the look of poe's ability

i think a lot of poe's pokemon would be dark types, and there's also something to be said there about how all of his pokemon, by default, would be super effective against a majority of ranpo's, something he... probably would've planned, i imagine. (i also think it could be funny, poe seeing ranpo's snorlax and thinking it's an easy fight, but normal types are only good against fighting types, which he has none of, so he's kind of going against a tank, which he did not account for). even better if poe also has a ghost type or too, which normal types are resistant against, if you feel me

i do think a lot of other combo's and dynamics could be so cute in this au but idk how much more you want angst over fluff so i'll hold off on that for now PF YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS ARE SO COOL THO

has anyone pondered a bsd/pokemon crossover before? i wanna hear about what pokemon people think the ada would have or something. particularly dazai. i started wondering just for fun but now i'm actually stumped

[requiem626k]

Okay okay, thank you 🥺, please there was so much 👀.

First off, seeing Fukuzawa suffer like that...I whimpered in the scene where he awoke and told Lucy that the Agency shouldn't fight the Port Mafia 🥲💔

Then Kunikida 😭. Can we get that flashback as an episode please?? Also the little girl...died. I, uh...yeah. Feel you Kuni. I can't see him that devastated 🥺💔.

Next, Tanizaki! Holy moly that boy went completely feral?! He suddenly became so interesting to me, Tani my man you are multi-faceted, so badass!

And Kouyouu 😖. Kouyou with Kyouka 🥺...please, I kin that woman, I really do. She's also a queen and I wanna marry her 👉🏼👈🏼

And last, but not least...

I was about to get upset because EVERYTHING but then Fyodor played the damn celli and my mind went " 😳😶🙂☺️🥰 and lights out. I swear I could just sit in a room and stare at him while plays forever, goodbye 💀.

YES YES YES YES YES

Please when he spoke to Lucy like that my heart cracked- My respect for him was already so high yet after that scene it literally went 📈📈📈

Don’t even get me started on Kunikida… Please… No words could possibly let me express how much I wanted to reach out to him through the screen and just give him a tight, tender hug… I wrote a whole damn fic on comforting him after that event yet it still doesn’t feel enough… This pains me so much please I can’t I literally can’t😭

Please.. look at his expression in the manga, he’s so in pain… My heart is being torn right now I can’t. I love Ranpo just because of this exact scene. I’m really so grateful that he comforted Kunikida. 🥺

YES OML TANIZAKI- The man literally turned into a beast omg he was so badass there🤭 My respect for Kunikida went off the charts I swear, can you imagine being that traumatised just a few minutes ago and still having the strength to follow the plan and save your colleague? Please..🥺

Omg Kouyou, I LOVE her. Honestly BSD women are all so badass and I stan every single one of them. They are AWESOME😩 marriage when👀

PLEASE. I HATED FYODOR WITH ALL MY HEART AFTER EVERYTHING HE PUT MY BELOVED THROUGH. NO NOT EVEN HIS CELLO CAN LURE ME.

Alright maybe a little bit. please he looks so elegant and i honestly loved the classical music scenes in season 3 which were kind of thanks to fyodor BUT I WON’T EVER FORGET AND FORGIVE HIM FOR WHAT HE DID TO KUNIKIDA. goodbye. 💀