#kotlc garvar

[void-kill]

garvar shippers you will not BELIEVE the designated hitter for the Seattle Mariners last name

[camelspit]

real ones still rmbr the garwin era 😔💪

[the-way-astray]

What if Alvar had a human girlfriend

i knew it was only a matter of time before someone brought this concept up . . . okay maybe i am just the wrong person to bring this idea to because i hate alvar but. i do not like this idea at all

first of all . . . is this how it's going to come out that i. just. do not like the idea of human-elf romantic relationships in kotlc. yeah . . . sorry . . . no hate to people that ship like amy with one of the triplets or something but it is simply not my thing lmfao. i joke about finitar occasionally (like. very occasionally) but it's mostly a joke. with very few exceptions (*cough* jurdan *cough*) i personally don't like cross-species romance in fantasy

i am going to talk about this in a separate post but alvar being so ready to be humanity's number one defender in unraveled is such an out of nowhere left turn from the way his character has been for the rest of the series that it makes no sense. his entire attitude in unraveled, including what he said about the matchmaking system, is also completely out of nowhere and forced. it does not fit with pre-unraveled alvar and honestly unraveled alvar is, simply put, not pre-unraveled alvar. that is not the same character. i know people are arguing it's a redemption arc and whatnot (which i've already talked about) but it's hardly even an arc; it's literally a before and after with nothing to bridge the gap. shannon does this a lot with her characters so i'm not surprised. even his personality and the way he talks isn't the same as it was pre-unraveled

why is this relevant? well if alvar, by all accounts, shouldn't be such a human lover (at least not without a proper arc), then him having a human girlfriend is also ridiculously out of character. i cannot see him getting to a point where he learns to respect humanity, although unraveled spends half its time trying to convince us that he does. it is so so so so incredibly forced that i personally cannot see him with a human in any capacity at all

yeah i'm going to make a longer post about my problem with alvar in unraveled after i finish my unraveled reread i'm in the middle of but for right now my take is: interesting concept, i guess? i'm not a fan

[elliebellyboo]

things “only on kotlc tumblr” part 1

the obsession with garwin chang???

guys where did that even come from

and we even have a garwin day???

WHY IS GARVAR ON MY FYP 😨😨

[kotlccrackficweek]

SEND ME YOUR FAVOURITE KOTLC CRACKSHIPS

So far in the list I have:

chandelitz

hethen

ravioli

Garvar

Grasler

Grassius

Sopockets

Charactherapy

Della x edaline

grady x alden

Brontemery

finitar

orasius

[gay-otlc]

Keepblr Wrapped 2023

I'm not late I swear it's still 2023 in my time zone I'm technically on time

Anywayyyy this was a hell of a year and I remember basically none of it. But with the help of @kotlc-heritage-posts and various mutuals I figured out some of the things that happened

Antennae telepaths. Not technically this year, but it happened after the last keepblr wrapped and it deserves to make it in somewhere

Qualden gay sex shitpost got reblogged by haiku bot

Elysian big naturals

We all got really obsessed with Garwin Chang for some reason

Then we started shipping him with Alvar (Garvar) and they had a kid? Or something?

We had a best character poll in which people campaigned really hard for Garwin but ultimately he lost (Sophie won)

We had a sexyman poll in which people campaigned really hard for Brant but ultimately he also lost (Fintan won)

There was also a sexywoman poll and Vespera won that one

We started making fake posts from elf tumblr

The graphic novel came out and it was generally a fun time

Fin's uquiz got screenshotted out of context and broke containment very much. Last I saw it was at over 50K notes and counting

We had a gift exchange and everyone made wonderful fics and art

All in all, chaos and shenanigans ensued. I'm sure we will have more in 2024

[squish36-writes-and-draws]

Hello!

I'm using this as a storage medium for any and all fics and art that I've accumulated because the current system is pretty much nonexistent and I was visited by a vision of organization late at night. So this was my fun activity the next day.

Tagging system

#ship: [ship name]

This refers to the main ship of the piece. I'm not going to try to tag every alternate name that exists for it, so, for example, "#ship: detz" isn't likely to get results but "#ship: fedex" should. Please don't try to search with the brackets included. It might go badly.

#series: [an (un)official title I've given it]

I figured this might be helpful for finding instances of a specific fic series. I abbreviated most of them beyond comprehension but I'm not going back through it. Also includes art that I made to go along with some of them.

Series include: kotlp (keeper of the lost prepositions), fvastm (fitz vacker and the secret museum), oneshot (anything that isn't a series), tlc au (the lunar chronicles au), sokeefitz: the gathering (exactly what it sounds like) and the garvar fic tm (you're all I wish to hear tonight, and you're all i wish to be, and this is how we all fall)

#character: [the character's first name...usually]

This is art-specific because I started doing it after I had already rbed over all the fics and I don't want to go through them. It's mostly because the tags were looking sparse but it could be helpful for the single person portraiture.

#kotlc fanart or #kotlc fanfic

This delineates both fandom (kotlc because of course it's kotlc) and the medium. Maybe you want to spam reblog all of my fanart. I don't know why you'd want to do that, but this makes that possible.

Let me know if you want to be added/removed from my taglist. This will likely expose you to multiple eye crimes but hey. Eye crimes are fun.

Want a line from one of my wips? Send me a 🐼. Or if you don't have emojis on a laptop or whatever *panda emoji* also works. I'll get the idea.

If, hypothetically, you wanted to use any of my works for the recursive exchange (or just, like, in general): have fun! Just please credit and tag me :) Anything on @squish36-writes-and-draws, @squishmallow36, or Ao3 (squishmallow36) is fair game.

Keeper of the Lost Prepositions Masterpost

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[flori-doodles]

Happy Pride Month! The undecipherable crackship gaining popularity has a child!

@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @honey-the-dinosaur-ate-our-kid @appleflv @bylerlve @that-glasses-dog @constant-sapphic-breakdown @katniss-elizabeth-chase@abubble125 @callas-pancake-tree @writingandwritten @malewifegradyruewen @keeper-of-the-lost-dadwin @nyxie-of-the-night@isnt-it-delicate15@theseasonalarsonistt @stopstealingtomatoes @loamnore @frogs-and-flowers-and-faeries@unidentifiedimp @kamikothe1and0lny@hyperdragonthings

[purplesoup-lad-le]

ain't she cute :DD

[bookwyrminspiration]

Hi! Yale-Ivy Vacker-chang is the mpreg child of Garwin and Alvar. Garwin was the omega.

Where did she come from? Well....let's just say sometimes people get up to various shenanigans on discord, namely ones involving garvar. And mpreg. And twilight. I wasn't online when she was brought into existence. I saw the train of chaos I leapt onto it, like the clown I am.

Signed,

One of the various co-parents of Yale-ivy. We share custody I think.

Okay cool cool got it! When Alvar was sneaking away it wasn't just to work with the Neverseen he was also visiting Garwin in the Forbidden Cities. Or was Garwin visiting the Neverseen? Is this child growing up around humans with one of her fathers just popping in and out of her life from time to time (or hanging around there a lot and just being Weird and Different), or is she being raised like in the Neverseen alongside everyone else. Did Fintan ever get stuck with babysitting duty? A lot of questions are being raised here.

Do the rest of the keeper characters ever find out about her? If so how and what are their reactions? How do Fitz and Biana feel about having a niece? how do Della and Alden feel about having a secret granddaughter they just didn't know about? How does Sophie feel knowing one of her bullies mpregged a child into the world with one of her kidnappers?

also as the current resident twilight mutual I'm so so curious how twilight factored into all this

[you-have-been-frizzled]

welp i’m officially desensitized to MPREG THANKS YALL

[camelspit]

some of yall werent around for the garwin era and it shows

[rusted-phone-calls]

at night i fall asleep and garvar haunts my nightmares

[ratheread]

Garvar- House

(Such good at naming fics)

Suggested by olivedumdum.

I got distracted a lot today and took me forever to get this done anyways it was fun to write.

Garwin was getting ready to meet his boyfriend Alvars parents at Everglen. From what Alvar had told him about his parents they were pretty accepting of Alvar having a boyfriend. At around sunset, Garwin heard a knock at his door. Excitedly he got up to open the door. 

Alvar was nervous for Garwin to meet his parents. He hadn't exactly told his parents that he was dating Garwin yet, and he couldn’t exactly tell Garwin that yet. Scared of what Garwin’s reaction would be. The sun was starting to set, he was already late to pick up Garwin. 

Garwin open the door and greeted Alvar with a peck on the lips. Alvar looked striking in his dark blue semi-form fitting button-down and black slacks Garwin thought. 

“Shall we go then?” Alvar asked his boyfriend already running late to meet his parents. “Yes, since we are already running late,” Garwin said with a smirk. 

Alvar took Garwin's hand and held up his home crystal to the light and wished them both away. When the light dissipated Garwin was left standing in front of a very large, brightly lit gate. 

Alvar opened the gate and took Garwin's hand and led him up to the place where he grew up.  As the house came into view Garwin was blown away. The house, no palace was stunning, the crystal beautiful. The house was much bigger than the house he grew up in, he couldn't believe that that his boyfriend grew up there.