#konichiwa anon

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

what if i just switch up voxs language settings and make him speak japanese

konichiwa bro

"Only I can change my language settings, so good luck with that."

[robo-boy]

Pls plspslslslsl don't die... hashatg

Once upon a time there was a little boy name ethan, and ethan was a HAPPY FELLA! till one day he found.......he found..........a.......i........i....I can't even say it! It's going to kill me........*they pull out a GUN! and then they start shooting*

ohMY GOD PLANE DOWN PLANE DOWN OHMYOG

G-guys! I just...hit 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 the twin t-towers!😭😭😞😞😞😞🥺🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢🤏🤏🦉🦉🦉😈😈😈🙁🙁🤣🤣😂😂😉😎

AHHH FUCK NOO ITS GOING DOWN FUCK SOMWONE SAVE ME!

MEATY MICHEAL AND MR MEATY MICHEAL ANON HUSBAND COMES ALONG they quickly SAVE EVERYONE!

Phew! I got..saved...now where were we? ahh yes ethan please nev-

Oh myogk GOD THE NONWOKE ARE HERE HOLYSHIT AND THEY ARE PROTESTING

THE protesters say "no genders ALLOWED!!!! 🤬🤬🔥🔥👊👊👊😡😡🚫❌❌❌👎👎"

I don't see that as bad...they might be on to som-

NOW THEY ARE THROWING KIDS??? NOOOOO THINK OF THE LIVES ETHAN RUN ETHAN RUN MAKE SURE THEY DKNT FIND YOY NO AUGHHHHH IM GETTING DRAGGED

KONICHIWA FUCKKKKMKM WROG ONE NOOOO THE NON WOKE ARE DRAGGING MW FOR THAT ONW GUYS! What's UP BROTHERS SKIBIDI ALPHA TOILET RIZZ!!! 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂😂👋👋😭😭😭👽👽✊️🥹🥹🥹

List off your RECENT EMOJIS!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺😂😂😂😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😊☺️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

EHGUH???? HGUWH????????

[the-terukane-archives]

So like fun fact: when I was in middle school, I was a mega "konichiwa senpai" trash weeb, so I know a fair amount of terminology for things

I was outside walking my dog and spacing out. It started raining while the sun was out, and my first thought was "oh, a fox's wedding was the term, right?"

And because I was thinking of TBHK, my second thought was "Aoinene fox wedding"

So that's the inspiration for this ramble (I didn't need to share most of that, but I was wanting to dog on middle school me)

Aoi is the fox in this AU and she befriends and falls in love with the shrine maiden of her shrine. The miko is sweet, treats her kindly and cares about Aoi more than simply she's a god way but genuinely cares about her.

The Priestess dies because she's not immortal like Aoi. Aoi stays in the burial site and cares for the graves as it was of someone dear to her. Soon, Aoi spots a carbon copy of the Priestess and blindly follows the person. She meets the girl and it's like meeting the miko all over again.

Aoi falls in love again and blindly follows the girl without much thought. And she experiences the same heart break. Another grave to care for.

This happens a few more times and Aoi realizes that the miko is reincarnating. Each time Aoi clings to the girl desperately. She continues to try to avoid the girl's death, she never succeeds and another grave is added for her to care for.

One reincarnation is different though. She goes by Nene this time. Other ghosts and spirits seem to hover around her more than usual. She's in danger more, and Aoi is forced to be more protective.

Aoi feels like she'll break if Nene dies, she refuses to leave Nene alone. Nene is just as beautiful, just as kind, just as loving. Aoi can't have her die again, so she acts selfishly. As a fox spirit, she has the ability to trick others into contracts like a demon.

So she does. She tricks Nene into a marriage-like contract, Nene would now live as long as Aoi. With Nene's new longevity, Aoi vows to get Nene to fall in love with her.

Nene since meeting Aoi felt a pull to her. The girl looked at her with so much sadness, like she'd start crying if Nene said the wrong thing. Nene wanted to wipe her tears and hold her.

Aoi seemed to always know more than she spoke about. She was always watching, always on edge, always so close. Nene liked the close proximity, so she never pushed Aoi away.

Nene found the supernatural fascinating, and Aoi always told her tall tales of yokais and demons. She was always captivated by these stories and the look in Aoi's eyes. She spoke like it was first-hand experiences.

Soon those fanciful tales were real. Demons taller than men, spirits more mischievous than a fox, yokai more fascinating than simple tales. Each time she would run to see those spirits, Aoi would follow looking unbothered by it all.

After a close call with a demon, Aoi refused to let Nene adventure out to check out more yokai. It was a slow month. The ban ended after a quiet day.

Aoi was more quiet than usual. Then, she spoke. A cryptic question. "If given the chance, would you allow me by your side forever?" Of course Nene said she would. Aoi took her hand and smiled. For the first time since they met, the sadness wasn't in her eyes.

Nene felt like she agreed to something bigger than she knows, but if it got Aoi to smile like that again, she couldn't find herself minding.

— Colorcoding Anon (idk man I like doomed yuri. I'm going to sleep. There isn't any terukane I hope you don't mind)

YAAAAAAY DOOMED YURI!!!

[jaycesirlgf]

konichiwa senpai

u forgot to take anon off x.x

[sekaironpa]

Konichiwa!

"Konichiwa Anon?"

[zorosq]

bundle of joy ; portgas d. ace

↻ fluff, modern au, pregnancy, kids (since some ppl hate them), grammatical error, not proofread

↻ pairing ↬ ace x fem!reader!

anonymous asked: Konichiwa! I've been reading your works lately And I'm so in love with it!❤️

Anyways can I ask some fluff for ace in modern au with pregnant reader or just fluffy domestic life with ace. istg I miss him so much😭

You can write it whenever you're free have a great day!

a/n oh sweet anon, im so glad you enjoyed reading my works! i also missed ace a lot and i dont think i can ever write angst for him :( hfjjsks i cant wait to be an aunt! my sister-in-law is now expecting for 3 months <3

"hey, baby. how are you doing?" the male asked as he greeted you with a kiss, his hand resting on top of your overgrown belly.

"my back hurts," you chuckled. "i'm sorry for making you wait for so long. why didn't you take a sit? i could always come and find you," he asked, his face were full of concerned.

"i wanted to wait for you here," you replied, your hand resting on top of his. his hand went to your lower back before guiding you to the nearest bench. "here you go, your ever craving strawberry shake,"

you wanted to cry. it was somehow emotional for you. being a pregnant woman and all, you were getting more invested in your emotions.

sometimes that would be a good thing but sometimes it wasn't. like that one time where luffy had accidentally ate your food where you both lashed out and cried right after.

ace was there to calm you down. luffy got the punches of his life from ace and sabo. yes, sabo.

"b-baby, why are you crying?!" he asked in a panic tone. after all this time, he still wasn't used to your rollercoaster emotions. "it's nothing- i don't know why i'm crying," you said while trying to stop the tears.

you could feel his hands wiping away the tears on both of your cheeks gently. when you finally stopped crying, you giggled a bit, feeling giddy all of a sudden.

the laughter of the kids from the playground pulled you back to reality. you leaned your head on his shoulder while admiring the current scenery.

the trees, the not-so-flaming hot sun, the kids. ace still had his rested on your belly. "i can't wait to meet you little guy," he said, leaning in to your stomach.

you gasp, looking at him with wide eyes. "did... did he just kicked your stomach?"

"okay, listen here you little guy. you can't just kick her stomach like that!" ace scolded playfully with a huff. before another kick. "he's talking back to you!" you laughed at his frustrated look.

"i'll need to teach him to not talk back to his elders," he pouted.

a/n i have mixed feelings for this. i dont know if i like it or not.

[fireflykaizoku]

Konnichiwa!! Sup 💟

Is it okay if I asked for dating hcs for sir Crocodile and Thatch ? Plz

Tysm<3

konichiwa, anon! ❤ how are you?

of course! i hope you like it! ❤ Thatch:

the "treat them like you're still trying to win them, so you'll never lose them" kind of man. It'll always be like the beginning of the relationship.

he's a flirt. Some pick up lines are good, some are so bad (but at least they'll make you laugh). He's very vocal about his feelings for you.

a little jealous, but i see him being confident. But if someone got your attention for too long, he'd pull you closer and let the person know you're taken.

likes to drink with you sitting on his lap or next to him. He likes to keep you close when you two are out with the crew at a bar.

he'd make your favorite food, especially during anniversaries, your birthday or after a fight. That's his love language. He would also love to cook with you. If you don't know how to cook, he'd teach you.

a very romantic and passionate partner, he'd always make little gestures to show he loves and appreciate you. So he'd surprise you with flowers, special dinners.

this man would totally decorate the room with candles and flowers, ready for a romantic night. Willing to try new things in the bedroom and would consider your suggestions.

Crocodile

a bit serious, and he doesn't say "i love you" too often. He tries to show his affection with expensive presents and a trip to an island of your choosing.

while in public, he doesn't show much affection. Maybe holding your hand or keeping his arm around your waist. In private, he's a little more affectionate than usual.

after a fight, he probably wouldn't lose his temper. But if he hurt you with his harsh words, he wouldn't apologize directly, he'd send you flowers or something nice and expensive instead.

would take you to fancy dinners and parties with allies. He would want to show you off all the time. You're his precious treasure.

a little jealous, but wouldn't kill someone who got your attention. He'd let them know his presence, and know that you're with him.

if he's busy working late, he'd make you sit on his lap while he's finishing some paperwork. Crocodile would even let you nap there, since he knows it'd take him some time until he finished everything.

a dom in the bedroom. Wouldn't deny most of your requests right away, though. If it's a special night, he'd book a hotel room, decorated with flowers and prepare a bath for you two.

[genshinluvr]

Diluc's new skin : Konichiwa

My money and my heart : Adios

~ 💙 anon

Literally, same with me 🥲 Diluc looks so hot in his new skin along with his idle animations 😩

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Hello! Hi! Greetings! Konichiwa! Carne asada wait no- uhh anyways just want to say love the writing even tho I just found your blog today! But I saw you have anons a was wondering is I could be wisp? If not your pick I am fine with that bye and have a great rest of your day -anon yet to be named!

Oh thank you! And welcome to my blog ^^ You can be Wisp

[ereri-lost-and-found]

Konichiwa, I wanted to ask do u know any stories where eren and levi are already married and the story shows their daily life routine and some fluff or other stuff. Where it has some jealousy and relationship progress.

Hello~

Try these, Anon~

Five O Clock Stubble by Ereri_fanatic

(Rated M, 1,091 words, oneshot, complete)

Levi admires Eren sleeping and Eren decides to give his husband a morning wakeup call.

Part 3 of Ereri/Riren Drabbles

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Just Married. by idkitried

(Rated T, 2,842 words, oneshot, complete)

(17:57) Eren: I’m on my way home now. Can we order take out? I’m feeling a pizza tonight that isn’t burnt! 😸

(17:59:) Hubby🥺: It wouldn’t be burnt if you knew how to work the oven, but sure ;). Do you want half meat half cheese?.

(18:01) Eren: I want your meat ;)

(18:01) Hubby🥺: My divorce lawyers will be in touch.

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The First Year by LavenderProse

(Rated M, 19,035 words, oneshot, complete)

A lot can happen in a year.

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To have and to possibly-maybe hold by Yuu_chi

(Rated G, 1,741 words, oneshot, complete)

Levi had to keep reminding himself that this was Eren, and he loved the man dearly, and shoving him out of bed to crack his head open probably wasn't conducive to a happy long-term relationship.

[naruto-anon]

Konichiwa!

Just enabled anon asks. Hello! shy bees <3 Naruto Uzumaki is here to talk to you all *grin* Ehh, it’s not like I am not busy-- I am the leaf’s asset, I have a tailed beast, I train, I eat ramen, I handle Iruka sensei, and Kakashi sensei, and pervy sage- It’s a lot. Sometimes I eat flowers, yeah shouldn’t have said that...

[defness]

*slaps their ass*

Nice

"Ah~! K~Konichiwa?~"

(This anon is making moves already DAMN)

[masshirohebi-moved]

Konichiwa, Orochimaru-sama. Really quick question, top or bottom? 😇

Strange, to have a question that may hint at being slightly disrespectful, yet worded in a way that gave off the impression it was in fact deferential to some extent, “bottom,” to placate the others curiosity.

[sammles]

Honestly don't know how you were ever able to guess who I mean I'm just so In-CON-spec-Q-us that it shouldn't have been possible, you are truly a wizard

Ahahahahahaha, wait are you the anon who phonetically out konichiwa? And of course I am a wizard.

[thorsthot]

I'mma have to agree with the Anon about John bc oof -🐝

y’all really tryna fuck John Konichiwa that’s crazy

[love--heartz-blog]

h-hewwo senpai UwU

k-konichiwa, anon-chan OwO