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Hilarious new meme template drop is too perfect to pass up for my weather trio
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@askthehoenngods Ky @ Konai: Kyogre could spot another of their kind pretty much instantly. There was almost a resonating air from the scent to the sight. They were very excited to meet another of their kind. They could see Don had spotted his own counterpart and was just as excited.
They hoped she was nice.
"Oh my goodness!" Kyogre went straight over to Konai, looking immensely curious at the other God of the Sea, "apologies for the excitement, it's just... I've never met another Kyogre before now!" they smiled brightly at him.
"I call myself Ky, as I like my name as is," they bowed to the other legend, a bright smile on their face, "you were introduced as 'Konai', correct? It's truly a pleasure to meet you. I'd love to chat with you a bit. Your own Groudon..." they looked over at the huge woman, "I am curious of the relationship between you two. Is it one like I once had with my own, or is it kinder?"
Konai: "Like da' bitch fucked up my nose! It was normal once! ONCE! I absolutely hate dat woman! I only pu' up wi' her 'cause it's my fuckin' job!"
Konai: "It's a damn blessin' Abbadon up an' told her to not be a fuckin' bitch and behave tonoight! Da waif and I didn' bring our lil ones tonoight just in case she wanted to act like a fuckin' knob! She is da fuckin' worst thing ever! I would trade her fo' any of da other 'dons in our universe in a heartbeat!"
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