#koko birkin bag jealousy professor

[maretriarch]

i miss the porrimmaryam url i deserve the porrimmaryam url

[sinistersinister]

WANT GIRLFRIEND

When girlfriend

[bunnywand]

the jealousy professor when koko wanted that birkin bag:

[littleautobot]

every time i see the koko birkin bag tweet i mutter jealousy professor to myself on a loop for like 3 days

[blueyedevjl]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor

[withbriefthanksgiving]

ID: screenshot of a tweet from user tom (@. tomwalker.bsky.social) dated 17 July 2023 that reads:

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor

End of ID.

[hjllbjlly]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor

[sinistersinister]

goal for tonight: make at least two dates on the apps. i caved and bought the extra bells n whistles on her and on bumble, i need to justify the expense

[fred-the-dinosaur]

oh I am rewatching X files and I just saw this one

Bad...so bad

Ok I admit actually I was convinced by the gorilla suit because I am really gullible and I haven't actually seen a real gorilla.

But the gorilla doing sign language... Koko want Birkin bag... jealousy professor... Oof

I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties

[vernalloy]

[ID: A tweet from TOM (@.tomwalkerisgood): “KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor.”

Below that is a screenshot of the lyrics to Dressing Them Up from Kiss of the Spider Woman: “For example, once I asked for a Balenciaga scarf / To stuff in a mannequin's purse / They told me, ‘No one on Earth will see!’ / I answered, ‘No one on Earth but me!’ / I stood my ground as no other dresser does / And, darling, guess what? / Balenciaga, it was!” End ID.]

[dogboyboyshorts]

[image id: a post by tomwalker.bsky.social which reads as follows,

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag.

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor

/end id]

[sonjolras]

[Start picture ID.

Screenshot of a Bluesky post from @tomwalker.bsky.social which reads:

"KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko Birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag.

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor"

End picture ID.]