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#koko birkin bag jealousy professor#i HAD IT but then they LOCKED ME out of the account bcs i didnt have the password to my email i made when i was literally like 12#i sent like 900 crytype emails to staff like plsss i promise its me ill send u a photo of my government id if u ask idgaf and the support#was genuine as in like We Know but like sorry bro rules rules :/ i understand but in still hateful#actually same thing happened with my Spotify account snd they were BROS they were like just tell us the name of one of your private#playlists we will let you in...solve my riddles one#it was like some hiveswap character playlist wip rofl that i never finished
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every time i see the koko birkin bag tweet i mutter jealousy professor to myself on a loop for like 3 days
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KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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[ID: Bluesky post.
KoKo the Gorilla: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag Researcher: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag. KoKo: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla Researcher: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KoKo: jealousy professor
via tom. @/tomwalker.bsky.social. /end ID]
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KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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goal for tonight: make at least two dates on the apps. i caved and bought the extra bells n whistles on her and on bumble, i need to justify the expense
#that koko birkin bag tweet is always in my head whenever i do this kind of financial irresponsibility#jealousy professor :(
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[ID: A tweet from TOM (@.tomwalkerisgood): “KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor.”
Below that is a screenshot of the lyrics to Dressing Them Up from Kiss of the Spider Woman: “For example, once I asked for a Balenciaga scarf / To stuff in a mannequin's purse / They told me, ‘No one on Earth will see!’ / I answered, ‘No one on Earth but me!’ / I stood my ground as no other dresser does / And, darling, guess what? / Balenciaga, it was!” End ID.]
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ID: screenshot of a tweet from user tom (@. tomwalker.bsky.social) dated 17 July 2023 that reads:
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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[image id: a post by tomwalker.bsky.social which reads as follows,
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag.
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
/end id]
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[Start picture ID.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post from @tomwalker.bsky.social which reads:
"KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko Birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag.
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor"
End picture ID.]
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